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Ganon might as well send in his resignation right now
#humor#totk#loz#tears of the kingdom#spoilers#kinda?#this cracked me and my nieces and nephews up#love how big atuff shrinks to fit#Link how are you so strong#you look like a twig
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Body shape: starring pigsy and ketsuki Ft. Cole
Ketsuki: *poking at pigsy belly*
Pigsy: uh...ya mind cutting that out kid?
Ketsuki: *still going* piggy
Pigsy: *lifts up ketsuki* alright alright I get it, I got a bit of a gut...but at least I have one! *Lifts up ketsuki's shirt* you look way passed a twig, ya look malnourished....which is a surprise since you eat as much cake and candy as that cole guy eats
Cole: oh come on don't go comparing us...besides *lifts up gi showing abs* I'm the earth ninja for a reason
Ketsuki: rock man
Cole:....yeah, Im a rock man
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Bonus:
Ketsuki: *sitting at table cause pigsy said to*
Pigsy: *sets down a huge bowl of speciality noodles* eat up, ya look like a twig
#oc#comedy#random#ninjago#non canon#lego monkie kid#lmk pigsy#ninjago cole#crossover#you look like a twig
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hc that Dazai made a point of calling Chuuya small when they met because Dazai was used to being the small one.
like, finally there was someone shorter than him. because let’s be real, Dazai was barely taller than Chuuya in Fifteen.
i think people forget how small Dazai was too— not just in height, but also in weight. He was underweight in Dark Era, but in Fifteen & even at present he's barely within the healthy weight range for his height. he was constantly described as a twig in Fifteen, and almost every time he's introduced in the light novels he's called lanky, slender, etc.
#even in terms of his present day height. like yes he’s tall#but he’s not even close to one of the tallest in bsd. he’s just tall compared to Chuuya#fic writers should really take advantage of the fact that Chuuya called Dazai a twig in 15#‘but what about broad shoulders Dazai?’ pretty sure that’s just how harukawa draws 😭 like basically every character has ‘broad shoulders’#if you look at it like that#i recently came to the realization that i gatekeep my hcs & theories fsr?? so i’m trying to change that lol#i wrote this in the tags of a post but figured it deserved its own post#rambling about bsd again#bsd#bungou stray dogs#soukoku#skk#bsd dazai#bsd chuuya#dazai osamu#nakahara chuuya#bsd analysis#bsd meta#tw weight#bsd hcs#skk hc
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red's sumo official art kept scaring me so i wanted to redraw it.... which then led me to redrawing the whole kantrio in the span of like 4 hours
BODY HAIR + LESBIAN BEAM!
#pokemon#pokemon sumo#pokemon usum#trainer red#champion red#blue oak#green oak#trainer leaf#trainer blue#trainer green#millidrew#art#millie's edits#man its been a while since ive used that tag#my post#this is like 100 square pixels dont ask how it ended up so small#leaf's pose is an edited version of one of her official arts#i didnt need to edit blue's bod for the read more edit. giving bodayyyyyy#...i did edit it for the actual edit tho. mostly his left shoulder because them being uneven always bothered me#if you look closely you can see red has a tan line around his hat LMAO its my favorite detail#red's refs: milo & crasher wake#leaf's refs: olivia & female team skull grunt & elio#blue has none because he is perfect.#but god he has such twig ankles#red is beginning his bearification…give him a decade
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Similar to my Johanna doodle page yesterday, I also made a Kaisa doodle page, because frankly I'm even more insane about her than I am about Johanna
Oh, also
Do you guys wanna know a secret?
#apparently i just think about Kaisa with more poses than I do for outfits#also#i love seeing all the young Kaisa art and where shes got long hair#vut have you ever considered;#young Kaisa was just some anxious disaster who cut her own hair despite having no idea what she was doing#because i think thats really funny#also the idea that she looked like some conglomerate of all her beta designs is peak to me as well#hilda netflix#hilda series#hilda the series#hilda#kaisa hilda#hilda kaisa#kaisa the librarian#hilda librarian#twig hilda#hilda twig
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attention shoppers there is a sickly little victorian twink with homicidal tendencies in the garden supplies department
#tew#the evil within#tew ruvik#ruvik#art#nuclearart#blood //#ok so. hi. i have nothing to say for myself#nice eyebrows and hair ruben did leslie give them to you#there's only two self indulgent things in this piece and that's 1) gorgeous brown eyes and 2) pretty princess eyelashes#other than that he is simply just his sickly little self. he may be powerful in stem but in real life i could snap him like a twig#i like to think that over time his own appearance starts overwriting leslie's so at some point he looks more like himself than leslie#this would be like. four years after the conclusion of tew1
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btw. if anyone was curious. i asked the lemon twigs who their favorite monkee is and they both answered micky. brian said mike at first but then changed his answer to micky because “he is the heart and soul of the monkees”
#talking monkees with twigs healed me a little bit#i was talking to michael about his very powerful bowl cut#and he was like ‘you know that episode of the monkees where davy is a prince? that’s what it came out looking like’#well yes michael
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I'm thinking of how funny it would be if Ark and Twig came across an outlaw that they don't actually know is an outlaw. And they tag along, hoping for the chance to steal their stuff for a quick buck.
And then they quickly realize just how bad of a situation they're I'm because these two adventurers, NEITHER of whom are registered under an official guild, are destroying these monsters with ease! For goodness sake, that creepy one just powderized that guy while discussing dinner plans! And he didn't skip a beat! Eventually they make their way out and, ever so thankfully, they're not infamous enough to be wanted in this somewhat isolated town. But now they're crashing at Twig's place because he let slip that they dont have a place to stay?? And they can't sneak out because that creepy floaty guy isn't going to bed???? And they have a kid that can transform but ISN'T a ditto!?!? Apparently they have guests coming later, that's good. Maybe they can slip out when they're distr- IS THAT CELEBI!?!?!?!??
Anon you have NO idea how in love with this concept I am. It veered in a rather different direction than what you originally provided— hope I didn’t take too many liberties with your initial premise!
Later on during a family get-together:
#THERE'S SO MUCH POTENTIAL WITH THIS CHARACTER#At one point some thugs Spindle stole from / betrayed previously find where he is + arrive to get their revenge#Twig pops up like “are these guys bothering you king”#And the thugs IMMEDIATELY recognize Twig and back off#Spindle is so confused because yes Twig is super strong and all#But she's kind of a nobody in the grand scheme of things. Who would know her enough to recognize her face?#(There are groups of outlaws who pass along written / drawn descriptions of people to be REAL careful around if they come to apprehend you.#And there are sketches of Twig in many outlaw's wallets so they'll remember to book it if she looks their way.)#shadow baby au#pmd darkrai#pmd celebi#pmd ocs#pmd oc#pokemon mystery dungeon#pokémon mystery dungeon#pmd explorers#pmd sky#pmd eos#pmd2#pmd#sofie answers asks#stuff by sofie
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as i'm workin on my Ancient stuff- i've got to say that it is really interesting and neat (read: nasty) that there's a good chance most of the Ancient population probably didn't actually wear masks. but We think they did cuz the only really solid evidence of what they looked like at all all comes from places of the higher social circles. and those strived for religious... superiority, i guess. brownie points, not actual dedication to the religion for the sake of its teachings but either because it made them look good, put them higher in the social hierarchy or whatever manipulation have you (or the flawed look upon the religion aka "we gotta get out of this cycle no matter what")
all we are left with are the bastards. the simple people and their cultures that were left to weather the Iterators' rains were simply washed away. nobody cared for their way of life- as long as it served the higher circles well and they stayed submissive (enough so that at the end everyone would take a dip in the void), nobody had to give a singular shit
just how much do we not know about the Ancients' *everything* because of this disregard? how much do we think we are right about, when such is true only for the small but privileged piece of the species?
#Spot says stuff#rw#which is why i -goes insane over oc lore again-#VIVA LA REVOLUCIÓN BAYBEEEEEE#this came to me cuz like. sparrows is very much a Bruh girl. shes a yeehaw if you know what i mean. shes kinda stumpy cuz she grew up in-#-the farms of Euros' facilities n had to haul things around. ancients from the iterator cities? or the ones on the murals? very much dont-#-look like that nah. theyre like twigs without any muscle to hold their bellies in some kinda form so they look like That. the masks-#-themselves originally became a thing for religious reasons. what reason would a farm girl have to wear a mask while workin in the fields?#yanno? it sounds mostly impractical. n down there they prolly werent such religious nutcases like the ''Higher Ones''#sparrows' granda would have some choice words bout her havin a mask now JKVLDSMLKC he constantly complains about Euros cuz like#he remembers what it was like before Euros was turned on- man had an iterator rain free childhood n now he has to deal with This bullshit#''back in M'day we didnt hefta be runnin fro' some rain generated by an overgrown *Toaster*!!! we played in da grass for however long-#-we wished!!! sure aye it was standin there n overshadowin us from time to time but-" ''ya ya we kno granda settle down before u pull smth'#iterators r so fucking terrifying
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Sometimes I remember that my whole house was so obsessed with the show Merlin, that we named the first tree we planted in the yard Merlin.
When it was given to us 11 years ago it was hardly a scraggly stick, and now it looks like a giant bush
Artist rendition
#this is the first year it has like!! actual bark!!!#only the middle/ main trunk#I’m so emotional over this tree you guys don’t even know#he won’t stop growing branches on the bottom#so he just looks like a huge bush when leafed out#then another tree we planted the same year looks like a Maple Tree TM#I love all the trees in my yard#every day when it’s warm enough I tell them all they’re doing a great jobs#and one who burnt during a really hot summer didn’t grow for YEARS#but we didn’t give up on it#no sir#we cut off the burnt limb#we kept telling it that it was doing great#and last year!!! it finally started growing new twigs!!#it grew more than like 5 leaves!!!#and this year so far there’s already a LOT of growth!!!!!!#and one tree I got from a childhood best friend like 5 years ago has absolutely taken off#like holy hell#the tree was a sapling from the tree from her backyard#it was my favourite tree growing up#it’s were we were kids together#guys no you don’t get it#we slowly fell out of friendship and then years later she texted me#‘hey you know that one tree you used to love? do you want a sapling from jt otherwise my mom is throwing it in compost.’#‘she thinks you don’t care about this tree anymore but I know you do’#*sobs*#Spoofy tambles
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i genuinely love when you can tell an older show was Not made with high quality video viewing in mind. i am watching knight rider and constantly seeing all the little mistakes they surely brushed under the rug thinking nobody would see them on their crunchy little CRTs back in the 80s, that are huge attention grabbers now in HD fullscreen on my 3 foot computer monitor
the biggest one of course is all the drivers/controllers for the (in-universe) self driving car, kitt. there's guys tucked down in the footwells who can't always stay out of the shot. there's a guy who has a Car Seat Suit to blend in and look like the drivers seat from a distance, but you can always tell when that's the method they're using for a particular shot because its so much thicker than the passenger seat next to it and the headrest is missing it's cutout section. in at least one instance he starts taking the suit off too early, on a focus shot of the damn car, so its REAL visible.
all the extremely obvious stunt drivers or performers who look nothing like the character they're supposed to be
props, such as animals, vanishing from the car interior for stunt/race sequences.
the production crew (or their shadows) being visible in the background. only at a glance, but its especially hilarious in shots where nobody else is supposed to be around
the camera panning out from a sound stage set far enough that you can actually see over the edges of the set and into the stage they were filming in. mostly this happens with their truck trailer mobile unit thing.
this one isn't a mistake but every time the car "turbo jumps" they CLEARLY hide the ramp behind another car, a prop, the environment, and its just. so charming. sometimes its blatantly on screen just for a moment. like... of Course in real life this car isn't magically leaping 20 feet, of course its a ramp, but it's still so silly and fun to be reminded of how they were doing those stunts to begin with.
also not really a mistake but related, the bracket they keep on the front of the car for stunt work.... is just left on half the time. cuz it's a pain to take on and off.
and there are more examples that are more unique that haven't cemented themselves in my head well yet, but these are the more notable or common things i see and it's really charming. if i'm not giggling to myself noticing the "seams" and flaws and so human imperfections of your show or movie what EVEN is the point. hollywood is too flashy these days i think!
#liz blogs#knight rider#kr#tv production#1980s#television#i dont even know if this is a 'older tv' thing or if its just a knight rider thing because i've seen all of classic columbo at this point#and i think i can think of... maybe one or two times you saw the edges of a sound stage room. and thats it#i dont know Why its like this i dont know how common it is for shows of the era but i love it to bits. cannot get through an episode#with somebody without pointing out the quirky little things i notice.#y'know what hollywood really can burn there is such a great backlog of media to watch#i need to gif that guy pulling off his Seat Costume in the MIDDLE of the SHOT. that was so fucking funny. my favorite blooper so far#a lot of these have to do with kitt bc he IS a prop but its extremely funny how hard they push the 'HES INDESTRUCTIBLE' thing#and every other boost landing has the car looking like its gonna snap in fucking half like a twig. got some ROUGH landings#i wanna know how many stunt kitts they went through they really beat the shit outta those cars sometimes#i think if this show were free on streaming like columbo way more people on this site would like it it is a weirdly charming little show
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Holding
#Akira is physically strong-ish. at least stronger than the avarage Dra female character?#perks of having an athlete mother that will drag you out of your room to train#that's why i even made her arms a bit on the thicker side in her sprites#that combined with the fact that Benitsuru is build like a twig means Akira can pick her up pretty easily#then proceed to spin and/or jump up and down while doing so#Beni looks either indifferent or red as a tomato most of the time when this happens#but sometimes she'll laugh about it. a good time :]#akira tomori hatano#benitsuru ando#fankid#oc#fan character#dra#sketch#doodle#hyena scribbles
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hangon i still dont quite go here but my One Toxic Limbus Trait(tm) is looking at images of rodya and ishy and going She Would Not Be That Fucking Thin
#ishy is a SAILOR shes STRONG AS FUCK she does NOT look like a goddamn twig!!!!!!!#idk abt rodya but iam also a firm believer that she is just kinda huge. i feel it in my soul#potion of They Woudl Not Fuckig Look Like That ok. thankyou.#piktalk#projmoon#rodya my best friend rodya who i know Nothing About. godbles#it Is really funny tho bc small ishy just Is kinda tiny. tossable. its just do we see that in a 'she just put on a Lot of muscle' kinda way#or a 'girl where the Fuck were you hiding that strength' sorta way. im not sure which is funnier but the contrast is so. its So.
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some tomboy and her scary pink bf- wait i know those guys
#bfdi#bfdia#idfb#bfb#tpot#bfdi fanart#fanart#bfdi gijinka#gijinka#osc#bfdi fries#bfdi puffball#i don't know how to draw muscles can you tell ^_^#i didn't even need to change their hair lol#puffries#genderbend#it was originally tomboy fries and femboy puffball but#he just looked like a woman so i made him buff#whatever. it's not like my normal puffball gijinka is a twig either
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‘baby’s first toxic ship’ is so real. just from oscconfessions everyone looks so AFRAID to be a shipper of “problematic” things….. i think lairy is interesting just as it is like. liam having to Deal With That. one sided lairy is canon and real ofc but also being attracted to your kidnapper sucks. the emotional turmoil. likeeee………… itd be so so sucks for him in any configuration. musi. and airy… the way airy is…………..
TRUEEEE ACTUALLY. its so wild... also uuugh yeah liam having to just kind of Deal With That is. insane. trying to murder him is basically a love confession for those freaks frankly
#so important to me that liam like. DID stop himself. he DIDNT kill airy when he very well could have#and like Yeah it was mostly bc he needed him to try to get him and co. out of there but. Ya Knowwwww.#gay as fuck to stand above a man and look at the fear in his eyes. gay as fuck to then hesitate before you even Try to kill him.#anyway. yeah u get it twigs#twig.txt#?.txt#speaking.mp4
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"Gojo doesn't have panty shots"
I seen posts where people lose their minds over his FINGERS. If that man had panty shots...
#you know what would happen#sometimes you don't need to flash your undergarments to be sexy#that man is built like a fucking twig covered from head to toe#looks even a little inhuman too#and a total goofball#but damn it that man got a fanbase#this post is just for laughs don't take it seriously#just kiya's thoughts#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#gojo satoru#satoru gojo
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