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more ff ucking battle cat.s........
i need mor.ee.e.......
just... missing.... SOMETHING!!! forbidden plaNET!
#battle cats#gacha#gacha machine#figurines#forbidden planet#you little fucker#Forbidden Planet has promised a bahamut statue#by 7 months#I put a deposit down#where's my goddamn bahamut statue forbs???????!??!?
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How jason looked sneaking out the house to smoke when he was a kid
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i literally DONT care anymore im teaching my little brother how to respect women and what “most” men do to women daily i dont care if hes “too young” or “boys will be boys!!” IM TEACHING HIM EITHER WAY. (aimed)
#𓍼ོ belle speaks .ᐟ ˎˊ˗#rant#feminine urge#female rage#this is aimed#you little fucker#feminism#feminists#we should all be feminists
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KATAMARI - femtanyl
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Don’t look at me. Just don’t even look at me
#evan#evan do you realise what you’ve done Evan#Evan can you hear me#evan McPhearson you fucker#you little fucker#daddy is gonna punish you SO bad#by a pooooointttttttt I’m gonna hurt someoneeeeeeee#pleeeeeeaaaaaase#I’m crashing out I’m crashing out
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soooo i wanted isaac four souls but it was too expensive and also i have to order it online and wait for it to deliver so i said "fuck it" and guess what i'm doing now? manually drawing the cards copying them off the website lmao. edmund get plagiarized you fucking idiot (sarcastic) (but i am copying them though lmao)
#not really a shitpost?#isaac#tboi#the binding of isaac#edmund mcmillen#you little fucker#tboi four souls#the binding of isaac four souls#four souls
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ugh i dont want to carry a torch i know one or you fuckers has the light evocation so i dont have to put my weapon up
astarion as i pat down everyone but him for it:
#you little fucker#doesnt even MATTER now#i KNEW one of you had it#bg3 shitpost#yes i AM the one who specced him into bard#yes i DID specifically choose the light evocation cantrip FOR THIS VERY REASON#yes i DID forget
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David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.
edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.
This woman has lost her fucking mind.
Jo, are you okay?
#Fuck your Rowling#Fuck terfs#David Tennant#Fuck Harry Potter#And everyone who watches Rowling’s new Harry Potter show#little whinging fuckers#gender taliban?#have you completely lost your mind JKR#maybe just stop being a little whinging fucker JKR#if he's smart he would never want this job because it's a horrible one but we'd be so much better off with a sane person in charge#But seriously Rowling are you okay?#does she look tired to you?#well I guess this has broken containment#He didn’t actually say you’re name JKR#he just called out transphobes and you assumed he was talking about you#which says you know exactly what you are and identify as a transphobe#says a lot#described
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I had trapped a fly yesterday inside my window blinds and I assumed he died of old age, but he's flying around my monitor like an unkillable 1980s action hero.
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"Young man, you cut that tsundere bullshit, I know what you're doing, I wasn't born yesterday." - Secret Brat Tamer Volkarin
#emmrich volkarin#dragon age#dragon age 4#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age veilguard#dragon age the veilguard#da4#DAtV#veilguard#dragon age spoilers#Call this man a convertible cuz he's a soft top#he's absolutely considering if he should just spank Rook then and there xD#I obvs had my Rook love the necropolis etc but I love seeing what other sides of Emmrich emerge#if you play a Rook who dislikes it/is reluctantly getting into it a lil' xD#and you get different lore and character trivia from each of your answers#like Emmrich has had romantic encounters in the past but hasn't had time for it the last couple of years#that the Mourn Watch wear grave gold to remind themselves of their own death#these are cool little bits i never learned in my own playthru cuz i picked other options so it's nice to find out#Rook's line in the last pic is all of us old man fuckers lbr xD
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so how about that update, huh
#this is all i have to offer rn </3#im working on Actual Art but for now all you guys get is Half Assed Meme#eddie dear. eddie. eddie dear. Eddie Dear. EDDIE DEAR-#oh man. oh boy. oh fuck. its so over (we're so back)#scribble salad#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#eddie dear#i feel like i just walked into a disaster recovery group a week late w/ a smoothie#heely-ing in here Whats Up Fuckers#ok that was a creepy glitch#for a second every button i pressed created a new tag that said#'Who Else Is Traumatized!!!'#a little unnerving and Very on brand! one could call it WHcore... or somethn...
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Papaluga my beloved
#battle cats#gacha#papaluga#you little fucker#you made a piece of shit with your trash true form#i hope in your next form a cow on a trash farm
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The dog days are over.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#jiang cheng#The childhood flashback is one of my favourite scenes in MDZS and yes I am disapointing myself in how little I am covering it.#If it is any consolation...I'll be bringing JYL's piggyback scene into another comic later on.#There truly is something so specific and yet resonant in the way our bonds as children feel so deep.#But the world doesn't stay as small as it does when you are a kid. The problems you argue about get bigger and more serious.#You still hold so much love for this person despite how much you want to throw hands with them.#To have such a complicated history with someone and then fall apart...You always think you have time to heal the wound.#Why wouldn't you! You've never had anything but time with this person. A brother not in blood but in true and genuine bond.#And then the fucker dies! It's horrible and sudden and the last words you exchanged were cold and awful!#What do you do with those dead end feelings? What do you do but grieve bitterly and angrily?#There is no resolution for all the love you wanted back. There will never be an opportunity to bridge the gap between you.#Someone you loved died thinking you hated them. Because you thought you had more time.#If anyone dares say Jiang Cheng didn't love WWX I'll be the first to fire up the powerpoint presentation on why he absolutely does.
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Obito's late ass during the rainy be like
#obito uchiha#kakashi hatake#naruto shippuden#rin nohara#team minato#Kakashi: got two wholeass mangekyo sharingan that can literally teleport you through space and heavily emphasis on the word TIME#- just to not only be late but get drenched in the fucking rain.#Obito: fuck off I'm a very busy man! and plus the elderly needed me!#Kakashi: Ok batman what you gonna say Gotham needs you next?#Obito: Ok listen here you little fucker-#Rin: The best part about the rain id that i can tune out those two idiots.
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Picture me drawing this in a hotel bar in Michigan. Watson’s Sketchbook has returned with THE CARDBOARD BOX!
I chose to put this right after SIGN OF THE FOUR because of Holmes’s magnificently bitchy “don’t even bother crediting me” moment that I felt deserved a deeper reason than dunking on Lestrade for no reason.
There’s also the quote about the potential meaninglessness of life that ends the story and is, again, weirdly poignant for a fairly ordinary case. The drawing for that quote is inspired by this Paget piece I love:
(This is in the Watson’s sketchbook series!)
#lestrade just learned not to be homophobic and he’s so confused#had a more period accurate line than#you ferrety little fucker#but when something makes me laugh out loud I must include it#john watson#acd holmes#my art#acd canon#watsons sketchbook#sherlock holmes
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royalty!reader who's on the run from their tyrannical uncle who is hell-bent on taking the throne for himself. royalty!reader who's the sole surviving royal descendant. royalty!reader who finds themselves without shelter as the unforgiving winter of the north looms closer. royalty!reader who's stranded in a big, dark cavern, struggling to stay warm. royalty!reader who delves deeper into the cave, unknowingly awakening a sinister creature lurking in the shadows. dragon!lover who's large in all aspects. dragon!lover who can't help but tease the royal by threatening to eat them. dragon!lover who sleeps atop mountains of gold. dragon!lover who always runs hot. dragon!lover who blows smoke into your face constantly. dragon!lover whose voice literally rattles your bones. dragon!lover who begrudgingly allows you to stay in the cave. dragon!lover who figures, he'll put your body to good use during the winter as payment. ˙ᵕ˙
"you do not scare me, dragon."
with a quivering exhale, you feel the dragon's firm touch from behind, his warm lips caressing the sensitive skin of your neck. despite the cold draft in the spacious den, caspian burns with the intense, thick, molten fire that swells within his chest.
the aroma of smoke and the biting winter blizzard that howls just a few steps away permeate his scaly skin, a tantalizing combination that sets you aflame, igniting a fiery surge of warmth in the depths of your belly; leaving you intoxicated and dizzy under his searing touch. your nerves tighten like a coiled spring as his lips tantalizingly brush against the tender curve of your ear. "you should be scared."
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#monster x human#monster fucker#monster headcanons#monster lover#fantasy#writerscommunity#writeblr#monster x you#monster x reader#monster boyfriend#monster bf#monster fluff#monsterfucker#dragon x human#dragon x reader#dragon#monster romance#drabble#monster imagine#CASPIAN IS A LITTLE SHIT#x reader#gender neutral reader#gender neutral y/n#x female reader#x male reader#deunmiu dessie#x nonbinary reader
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