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more ff ucking battle cat.s........
i need mor.ee.e.......
just... missing.... SOMETHING!!! forbidden plaNET!
#battle cats#gacha#gacha machine#figurines#forbidden planet#you little fucker#Forbidden Planet has promised a bahamut statue#by 7 months#I put a deposit down#where's my goddamn bahamut statue forbs???????!??!?
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How jason looked sneaking out the house to smoke when he was a kid
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i literally DONT care anymore im teaching my little brother how to respect women and what “most” men do to women daily i dont care if hes “too young” or “boys will be boys!!” IM TEACHING HIM EITHER WAY. (aimed)
#𓍼ོ belle speaks .ᐟ ˎˊ˗#rant#feminine urge#female rage#this is aimed#you little fucker#feminism#feminists#we should all be feminists
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KATAMARI - femtanyl
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Don’t look at me. Just don’t even look at me
#evan#evan do you realise what you’ve done Evan#Evan can you hear me#evan McPhearson you fucker#you little fucker#daddy is gonna punish you SO bad#by a pooooointttttttt I’m gonna hurt someoneeeeeeee#pleeeeeeaaaaaase#I’m crashing out I’m crashing out
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soooo i wanted isaac four souls but it was too expensive and also i have to order it online and wait for it to deliver so i said "fuck it" and guess what i'm doing now? manually drawing the cards copying them off the website lmao. edmund get plagiarized you fucking idiot (sarcastic) (but i am copying them though lmao)
#not really a shitpost?#isaac#tboi#the binding of isaac#edmund mcmillen#you little fucker#tboi four souls#the binding of isaac four souls#four souls
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ugh i dont want to carry a torch i know one or you fuckers has the light evocation so i dont have to put my weapon up
astarion as i pat down everyone but him for it:
#you little fucker#doesnt even MATTER now#i KNEW one of you had it#bg3 shitpost#yes i AM the one who specced him into bard#yes i DID specifically choose the light evocation cantrip FOR THIS VERY REASON#yes i DID forget
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David Tennant for Prime Minister, please.
edit- Since this is getting so much attention, edited to include descriptions of screenshots.
This woman has lost her fucking mind.
Jo, are you okay?
#Fuck your Rowling#Fuck terfs#David Tennant#Fuck Harry Potter#And everyone who watches Rowling’s new Harry Potter show#little whinging fuckers#gender taliban?#have you completely lost your mind JKR#maybe just stop being a little whinging fucker JKR#if he's smart he would never want this job because it's a horrible one but we'd be so much better off with a sane person in charge#But seriously Rowling are you okay?#does she look tired to you?#well I guess this has broken containment#He didn’t actually say you’re name JKR#he just called out transphobes and you assumed he was talking about you#which says you know exactly what you are and identify as a transphobe#says a lot#described
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I had trapped a fly yesterday inside my window blinds and I assumed he died of old age, but he's flying around my monitor like an unkillable 1980s action hero.
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"Young man, you cut that tsundere bullshit, I know what you're doing, I wasn't born yesterday." - Secret Brat Tamer Volkarin
#emmrich volkarin#dragon age#dragon age 4#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age veilguard#dragon age the veilguard#da4#DAtV#veilguard#dragon age spoilers#Call this man a convertible cuz he's a soft top#he's absolutely considering if he should just spank Rook then and there xD#I obvs had my Rook love the necropolis etc but I love seeing what other sides of Emmrich emerge#if you play a Rook who dislikes it/is reluctantly getting into it a lil' xD#and you get different lore and character trivia from each of your answers#like Emmrich has had romantic encounters in the past but hasn't had time for it the last couple of years#that the Mourn Watch wear grave gold to remind themselves of their own death#these are cool little bits i never learned in my own playthru cuz i picked other options so it's nice to find out#Rook's line in the last pic is all of us old man fuckers lbr xD
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so how about that update, huh
#this is all i have to offer rn </3#im working on Actual Art but for now all you guys get is Half Assed Meme#eddie dear. eddie. eddie dear. Eddie Dear. EDDIE DEAR-#oh man. oh boy. oh fuck. its so over (we're so back)#scribble salad#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#eddie dear#i feel like i just walked into a disaster recovery group a week late w/ a smoothie#heely-ing in here Whats Up Fuckers#ok that was a creepy glitch#for a second every button i pressed created a new tag that said#'Who Else Is Traumatized!!!'#a little unnerving and Very on brand! one could call it WHcore... or somethn...
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Papaluga my beloved
#battle cats#gacha#papaluga#you little fucker#you made a piece of shit with your trash true form#i hope in your next form a cow on a trash farm
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The dog days are over.
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#jiang cheng#The childhood flashback is one of my favourite scenes in MDZS and yes I am disapointing myself in how little I am covering it.#If it is any consolation...I'll be bringing JYL's piggyback scene into another comic later on.#There truly is something so specific and yet resonant in the way our bonds as children feel so deep.#But the world doesn't stay as small as it does when you are a kid. The problems you argue about get bigger and more serious.#You still hold so much love for this person despite how much you want to throw hands with them.#To have such a complicated history with someone and then fall apart...You always think you have time to heal the wound.#Why wouldn't you! You've never had anything but time with this person. A brother not in blood but in true and genuine bond.#And then the fucker dies! It's horrible and sudden and the last words you exchanged were cold and awful!#What do you do with those dead end feelings? What do you do but grieve bitterly and angrily?#There is no resolution for all the love you wanted back. There will never be an opportunity to bridge the gap between you.#Someone you loved died thinking you hated them. Because you thought you had more time.#If anyone dares say Jiang Cheng didn't love WWX I'll be the first to fire up the powerpoint presentation on why he absolutely does.
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Obito's late ass during the rainy be like
#obito uchiha#kakashi hatake#naruto shippuden#rin nohara#team minato#Kakashi: got two wholeass mangekyo sharingan that can literally teleport you through space and heavily emphasis on the word TIME#- just to not only be late but get drenched in the fucking rain.#Obito: fuck off I'm a very busy man! and plus the elderly needed me!#Kakashi: Ok batman what you gonna say Gotham needs you next?#Obito: Ok listen here you little fucker-#Rin: The best part about the rain id that i can tune out those two idiots.
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i've been so obsessed w innocent!virgin! reader and perv!experienced! eddie (maybe even mean!dom! eddie) dating and eddie can't wait to take her virginity🫠
ohhhhh brother don’t get me started
18+ — MINORS DNI
god eddie is so handsy. he’s handsy and impatient and honestly he doesn’t know how he’s lasted so long without just bending you over and shoving his cock in you.
but you’re so nice, feeling sorry for your poor boyfriend who has to go home and fist his cock because you’re not ready for the full thing. so, to meet in the middle, you let eddie do things. not very often, you’re still so shy about it and eddie’s got a thing for making you embarrassed so you can blush and whine.
but it took a long time for eddie to get you to say yes— nearly half a year. half a year to stick his head between your thighs and eddie would do it over a million times if he’s being honest.
it took a little longer for eddie to talk you into letting him rub his greedy cock through your wet folds. you were hesitant— but by that time, eddie had already showed you how good sex can feel and you selfishly wanted more, even if you couldn’t fully admit it, eddie could see it. could see it in the way you’d get all squirmy when he touched you, or how you clung to him when a kiss got a little heavier than expected, or in the morning when you would nuzzle up against him like you wanted to meld your bodies together.
he’s a good boy for the most part, doesn’t push you too much, but sometimes he just can’t help it— like now.
you’re just so pretty like this, laid out on his bed in his shirt, messy hair with swollen lips and glossy eyes that had only just fluttered open less than 10 minutes ago.
you’re clutching his sheets, eyes gazing down between your thighs to watch as eddie drags his cock through your wet folds, moaning and trembling when his thick tip nudges against your clit.
this is only the second time you’ve done this, let eddie stick his cock this close to your pretty cunt. usually, you suck him off or eddie fucks your thighs, because the last time eddie got his dick on your cunt he nearly lost it and just went in for the kill— you weren’t too happy with him then. and eddie doesn’t wanna upset his girl.
he tries to keep it together, ringed fingers clutching to the fat of your thighs as he presses them together to make a tight fit around him.
you whimper and eddie groans, curly strands falling over his face as he ruts into the wet heat between your thighs, timid not to get carried away and slip into you.
“fuck, you’re so wet— you sure you don’t want it?” he purrs.
you whine, eyebrows furrowing as you mewl and shake your head, “not today, eddie— please. i wanna wait, i want—“ “okay, okay,” he softly coos, his thumb caressing the skin of your thighs. “i’ll wait… i’ll fuckin wait,” he grits out the last part with a particularly strong thrust, groaning as he tosses his head back, “ah shit, squeeze your thighs together, princess— there we go.”
you’re so cute like this, whiney and pliant beneath eddie— he can practically see your brain melting out your ears. fucked dumb and you haven’t even stretched around the actual thing. god, eddie can’t wait to fuck you— really fuck you.
and he knows you like it nice and sweet, gentle touches and kind words, but sometimes he slips and his grip gets just a little tighter, his words get a little sharp and his movements get a little rough.
he leans over you, your thighs pressing to your chest as he plows through your folds, sharing the same breaths as he grunts against your lips, “look at you crying for my cock— can feel you weepin’, baby— fuck— look at me. look at me.” he demands.
your eyes flutter open, glossy and blown with lust and he nearly growls, his cock throbbing with the promise of release, “always knew you want it, naughty girl.” he teases and you whine, “tell me you want it.”
you huff around a moan and blissfully nod, “i want it, eddie.”
“you’ll let me have it.”
you nod again, “i will, i will— just n-not now—“
“shh, shut up,” he places a hand over your mouth, “shut up, just feel good.”
your eyes roll and eddie can feel you fluttering as you cum against him, your thighs shaking beside his ears. eddie never gets tired of seeing it— watching the soul leave your eyes. he dreams about it.
he can’t stop himself, not when you’re throbbing and fluttering like your pussy’s just asking for it.
he’s cumming and you’re breathless and oblivious, so he knocks your thighs open and he sits up, grabbing his dick and fisting it with fervor. his chest rises and falls quickly, his chin pressed to his chest as he looks at your quivering pussy, moaning when he takes his thumb and index finger to part your cunt, sticky arousal dripping from your hole as he presents it to himself.
god, he doesn’t last a second, placing his tip at your gaping hole, fighting every urge to push in as he cums in thick, white spurts.
you moan around a gasp, hips squirming at the sensation of eddie’s warm cum on your cunt, whining and telling him that’s enough, “no more, eddie—“ “i know, i know— ffuck.”
and yet your hips keep quirking, your cunt seeking him out like it knows what it needs. greedy little thing you are, even when you pretend otherwise.
yeah, he’s gonna fuck you sooner or later.
#he’s an impatient little fucker#i need him bad#brb guys i got one more chapter to study#eddie munson#eddie munson x reader#eddie x reader#eddie munson smut#eddie munson x you#eddie munson x y/n#innocent!reader
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Picture me drawing this in a hotel bar in Michigan. Watson’s Sketchbook has returned with THE CARDBOARD BOX!
I chose to put this right after SIGN OF THE FOUR because of Holmes’s magnificently bitchy “don’t even bother crediting me” moment that I felt deserved a deeper reason than dunking on Lestrade for no reason.
There’s also the quote about the potential meaninglessness of life that ends the story and is, again, weirdly poignant for a fairly ordinary case. The drawing for that quote is inspired by this Paget piece I love:
(This is in the Watson’s sketchbook series!)
#lestrade just learned not to be homophobic and he’s so confused#had a more period accurate line than#you ferrety little fucker#but when something makes me laugh out loud I must include it#john watson#acd holmes#my art#acd canon#watsons sketchbook#sherlock holmes
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