hmmm. thinking about a version of theseus and the minotaur where theseus goes to crete but it's the minotaur that comes back to athens
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just out of curiosity
*not eligible means you'll be under 18 in November 2024 OR are not an american citizen
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Rough quick comic about waiting..
My terribly late contribution to Make A Terrible Comic Day (which tbf I only just found out about it)
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john kramer sees you in the dispensary and tells you to buy the cart and battery instead of continuing to buy disposables. he compliments your doc martens, and stands by you as you buy your stuff. you ask his opinion on edibles. he laughs and tells you that the last time he ate a weed brownie, he embarrassed himself in front of his ex wife. you walk out into the parking lot together, and he tells you that you should really watch the movie sausage party, because it’s bad but when you’re high it’s tolerable. you laugh and promise you will. amanda honks the horn of a honda civic, and he climbs in. someone screams from the trunk. you go home, call the cops, and add sausage party to your netflix queue
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What has no heart and no brain? No, it’s not your ex… it’s the barrel jellyfish (Rhizostoma pulmo). Also known as the dustbin-lid jellyfish (yes, really), this species can reach an impressive 35 in (90 cm) in diameter and can weigh up to 77 lbs (35 kg)! Like other jellies, this critter relies on its nervous system to function.
Photo: tato grasso, CC BY-SA 3.0, Wikimedia Commons
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