#you hoes are gonna be SICK of me talking about this man
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ln4smiamitrophy · 8 months ago
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𝐌𝐘 𝐎𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐈𝐍 𝐀 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄
𐙚 summary; the one where lando norris shamelessly obsesses over his girl in her instagram comment section
ʚɞ pairing; lando norris x reader
ᡣ𐭩 fc; emma brooks
⭒ type; smau
⟡ a/n; first post , just something basic to test the waters. lowkey why are these so fun to make?
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y/nusername felt cute, might delete later lol
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yourbff never seen someone so sexy
⤷ y/nusername seems kinda narcissistic to be talking about yourself in that way
user1 patiently waiting for lando to once again be mclaren’s worst pr nightmare
⤷ mclaren we dread y/n post (we love you y/n, lando not so much)
⤷ landonorris hey!!
user2 hi mommy 😍😍
user3 the best wag (not clickbait)
lilymhe marry me?
⤷ y/nusername yes!!!
⤷ alex_albon guess i’ll go fuck myself
⤷ y/nusername good idea
landonorris sit on my face. i’m begging you
⤷ y/nusername it’s not even been a day
⤷ landonorris and i can’t wait any longer. this is torture
user4 i just know lando is giggling and kicking his feet rn
⤷ oscarpiastri he is. he… literally is
landonorris please never delete this 🙏🏼🙏🏼
georgerussell63 y/n what have you done to this man? he’s been staring at this post for the past 5 minutes
⤷ user5 he’s not the only one
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y/nusername sweet treat
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user1 i didn’t think you could get any more attractive, guess i was wrong
⤷ user2 we all were
oscarpiastri why did i just witness lando see this and then excuse himself to his driver room? i’m traumatised
⤷ user3 BAHAHAHA 😭😭 poor osc
⤷ user4 this post was all too much for little lando norris
francisca.cgomes smash 😍🔥
⤷ y/nusername come over babygirl
landonorris my sweet treat
*liked by y/nusername*
landonorris google, how does one become a lollipop?
⤷ maxverstappen1 lando do you forget this is public? everyone can see this?
landonorris @mclaren cancel my meetings please, something has come up
⤷ y/nusername go to your meetings mister, i’ll be waiting for you at home
⤷ landonorris yes ma’am 🫡
⤷ mclaren sigh, i’m too tired for this
⤷ user5 poor mclaren admin, they’ve been through so much
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y/nusername let's play mermaids
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yourbff not the toes on show
⤷ y/nusername no mermiads for you hoe
carmenmmundt beautiful girl
⤷ y/nusername ily <3
landonorris why are you at the beach!? it's raining, you're gonna catch a cold!! you look gorgeous as always but stay wrapped up please, i don't wanna have to deal with sick y/n
⤷ y/nusername these are from like a week ago lan... you were there when i took them... you took them...
⤷ landonorris oh yeah 😅
user1 mother is mothering
alex_albon lily wanted me to ask you when you're next brunch date is...
⤷ y/nusername omg, soon! i promise
carlossainz55 surprised at how tame lando's comment is
landonorris i need you, every way possible, right now. i'm struggling over here love
⤷ carlossainz55 nevermind... you gotta stop doing this publicly
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y/nusername uh oh i think i'm in love
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user1 awwwwwwww
user2 parents!!
yourbff i guess you're cute... i'm still better tho
⤷ y/nusername ssshhh he can't know the truth
landonorris my girl forever, i adore you
*liked by y/nusername*
landonorris you truly are the love of my life
⤷ y/nusername guess you're stuck with me then
⤷ landonorris wouldn't have it any other way baby
maxfewtrell this is sickeningly cute
⤷ y/nusername thank you??
user3 i want what they have
landonorris my home ❤️ (pls come home, i miss you)
⤷ y/nusername i'm on my way love
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kissforyouu · 11 months ago
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Can you write a drabble of Oc being mad at him because some old fling sent him a pic through his DM’s and she saw, even though he never responds to the girl she still got mad
your eyes go completely wide, your expression just— shocked. wait, no, no! jumpscared is the right word. you grit your teeth while staring down at your boyfriend's phone displaying the nude photo of some other woman. and you couldn't help but think that if this was proof of jungkook cheating on you, you would've gone crazy on spot. but fortunately, it's not.
still though, due to your own suspicions you scroll up the chat only to be met with messages exchanged about 5 months before you two's relationship started. thank fuck, he is not cheating. you just almost had a heart attack.
still, you were mad though. the audacity for this bitch to send nudes to a man who's clearly in a relationship. it's not like jungkook doesn't post you, he posts you on all his socials, there's no way she wouldn't know. shame on her, she's just embarrassing herself.
but that's not even what made you mad, though. it's the fact that jungkook had already viewed it. he's already seen the picture and had left it on seen. despite being glad that he didn't reply or anything, you still couldn't help but feel jealous over the woman. you had everything she didn't - jungkook. he has just left her on seen, hasn't even bothered to block her!
you huff, blocking her yourself. fucking hell. great, now your entire mood's ruined.
"my phone's with you?" here he comes.
you don't say anything bad, clearly upset with him.
"i was looking for it. what'd you do with it?"
why? is he scared i'll find all his hoes?
you sit in silence. there was a big fat frown evident on your face, the face you often make when you're angry.
"y/n?" jungkook stands in front of you, raising his eyebrows wondering what the hell he did wrong again. he doesn't say anything but reaches forward to grab his phone from the grasp of your hand.
the moment he does that, you get up, storming out of his living room and into his bedroom. uh oh, you're stomping on the floor. —eek, here it comes ; jungkook pokes the inside of his cheek once he heard the door shut with a very loud thud. at this point, he was used to your attitude. but he just couldn't figure out why exactly you were mad at him.
—oh, nevermind. the man sighs, running his fingers down his face while he took a short glance at the explicit image sent to him by one of his old flings about a week ago. he didn't know you'd go through his instagram. coming to think of it, your attitude is justifiable. its his fault too, noh? he didn't block or anything. i mean, not his fault he doesn't even remember the girl's name.
but he noticed that you had already blocked her. he takes another deep sigh, eyes staring at his door, now closed. he had to console you somehow.
"baby?" your boyfriend knocks on the door thrice, and when you don't answer him, he decides he's gonna break in. it's his room anyway.
he walks in to be met with the sight of his pretty little (angry) girlfriend sitting on his bed, staring into the nothing of the nothingness. you looked cute, he thought. but now's not the time to pull jokes. (i think)
"my love." jungkook walks closer to you and bends down to meet your eyelevel on the bed. but you look away, avoiding his eye contact. he giggles, accepting the challenge and moving his face in front of wherever you're looking at. three or four of these and you're sick of him already, breaking into a whine as you slapped his shoulder.
"who the fuck is gianna and why's she not blocked?!" how come you remember the girl's name and not him when he was the one who talked to the girl for like, uh, uhhh, like, a few months or weeks, jungkook thinks.
"baby, she sent me that shit recently. i haven't talked to her ever since we both started dating, you know that very well. whatever you think happened, did not happen." he looks at you, waiting for a response.
he did say the truth though. you should—
"you're overreacting." nevermind. "overreacting" is crazy.
"i am NOT overreacting." you break your silence, "what would you feel if you saw the nudes of one of my exes on my phone, huh, jungkook?! bet you'd fucking LOVE that."
jungkook remains silent for a few seconds while you gave him the "told you so" look.
"don't fucking talk to me—"
jungkook flicks your forehead, forcefully pulling your upper body towards him so that your face would be pressed against his stomach. you let out muffled screams, completely annoyed.
"come on, i'm sorry, babyyy. we're fine, okay? i will immediately block and even report if this happens again. y/n—"
"eeek! i said don't talk! now—let me. go!" he had you on a headlock so it was harder for you to get out of his grip. you kept wiggling around like a worm, but in the end, you just give up, accepting defeat.
"i'm sorrryyy, my princess. you want my instagram pass? i'll give you. you know i love you only. i'm sorry i made you feel that way." he cups your cheeks, planting a sweet double kiss on your forehead.
but you just glare at him.
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babydollmarauders · 1 year ago
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THROWBACKS — JACK HUGHES
part of the el!hughes au
y/n.hughes
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y/n.hughes alexa, play fifteen by taylor swift
though if i can make an amendment, there has been nothing greater than dating the boy on the hockey team 🤍 that boy has given me the world and the absolute cutest daughter in the world
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colecaufield damn, talk about some throwbacks!
y/n.hughes my phone made a compilation of these today and you know i just HAD to post them!
trevorzegras you post 3 photos of me and i don’t even get a tag?? i see how it is! hoe’s before bro’s i guess
y/n.hughes trevor, you’re letting your drama king out
trevorzegras he deserves to shine. don’t stick him in the basement when he deserves the pent house. he deserves to bejeweled.
y/n.hughes don’t you dare use the sacred word of mother against me! i advise you to check the book of Lover; chapter 14; verses 0:50-0:54
jackhughes it’s like i married trevor… oh i just got chills
user92 we ask, and y/n delivers omg
jackhughes lovie, you are the greatest thing i’ve ever done
y/n.hughes do you wanna reread what you just said?
jackhughes lovie, MARRYING YOU is the greatest thing i’ve ever done
jackhughes i still stand by my original comment though
y/n.hughes momma is gonna see this!
jackhughes we have a child, do you think she doesn’t already know these things?
slknight35 oh wow, you’ve been down tremendously for THAT man since you were 15? look at him
y/n.hughes since i was 13*
slknight35 that’s actually worse
_quinnhughes you two make me sick in the best way possible
y/n.hughes my bad, Q— didn’t know you were allergic to love
_quinnhughes you’ve been with him too long, he’s corrupted you. what happened to my sweet little y/n that asked me how the star wars movies were made if they would’ve been floating in space? she would never talk to me like this
y/n.hughes hey! i was young!
_quinnhughes you were 14, you were old enough to realize they weren’t actually filmed in space
y/n.hughes i was a dreamer and a believer! your brother seemed to have found that quite charming
jackhughes you were like an innocent little kicked puppy that i wanted to take home with me and keep safe forever
y/n.hughes @/jackhughes why do you speak? you’re SO pretty, and then you open your mouth
jackhughes technically, i didn’t say it, i typed it.
y/n.hughes @/jackhughes crib.
jackhughes yes, that is where El sleeps?
y/n.hughes @/jackhughes no, that is where YOU will sleep. act immature, get treated immature.
jackhughes i’m sorry, i love you
user27 these photos omg i just can’t even believe they’ve been together THIS long
lhughes_06 sis, i say this with so much love… why?
y/n.hughes what do you mean “why” ?!
lhughes_06 i mean, why the pictures? why Jack? why?
y/n.hughes you guys look adorable! and because he’s always been the cutest boy to ever walk the planet to me
lhughes_06 i think you need your eyes checked
jackhughes what is this, hate on Jack day?!
_alexturcotte i’ve always been stylin 💯
y/n.hughes hey remember when you used to call me at 7am and ask what you should wear?
_alexturcotte idk what you’re talking about. that doesn’t ring a bell.
y/n.hughes really? cause you did it for 5 years
_alexturcotte lovie, please, you’re killing my game
y/n.hughes you have game?!
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jeansplaytoy · 2 years ago
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“Ain’t shit.” - c.springer
(part two here.)
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when you and your toxic ass boyfriend, connie get into what seems to be your final argument.
mentions of cheating, cursing, n word being used, afrolatino/lightskin!connie ;), angst?, toxicity.
^y’all i have no idea why the words r bunched up if y’all see that. lmao
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“don’t start wit’ that bullshit, y/n.” connie said, walking through the house while you followed him— with the bullshit.
“nah, because why everytime i go out, it’s another hoe screaming ‘bout how she fucked you whenever? you know what? i’m done wit’cho ass.” you followed him to the kitchen. it was exactly what it seemed too, everyday, another woman was talking to her friend about how connie did this and that to her, and you just wasn’t really having it.
“bro, what is you talkin’ bout? i ain’t fucked nobody since i been wit’ you.” he paused. “but you” he said, stopping by the sink and leaning on it, letting his head hang a little to huff at your words. “well that’s not what them hoes say.” you put your hands on your hips as you stood all the way across from him, on the other side of the island counter. one thing you weren’t gonna do, is let no man play you. ever. he can hit once and leave, but if a relationship comes into the picture then you take that shit seriously, and right now it seemed like his ass really didn’t care.
“you buggin.” he laughed to refrain his self from getting mad at you, but you were irking his nerves. like, for real. “oh i’m buggin’? connie, that’s what you always say when i catch you in a damn lie.” you tilt your head in a ‘wtf are you talking about’ way.
“so you gone listen to some random hoes on the street instead of me?” he crossed his arms. “yes, nigga cause’ you always doin’ something you ain’t got no business.” and that’s when you started walking over to him. his eyes followed you as he kept his attention on you. “now if i were to go around fucking on yo friends you’d be mad right?” you said before nudging his head. he rubbed the side of his head before looking at you.
“hell yeah i’d be mad, cus you always finding a way to piss me off when i don’t be doing shit to you. always believing what other females gotta say.” he shook his head before walking off. “man, stop acting like a bitch sometimes.” he mumbled under his breath while walking off.
you looked at him and narrowed your eyes. “what?”
it wasn’t like he was calling you a bitch, but that word being used in a sentence where he was referring to, and talking to you? no.
“chill out ma, you keepin’ up all that noise.” he said before sitting on the couch and propping his leg up. you stared at him for a minute before slowly nodding. “get the fuck out.” you pointed towards the door. he looked at you for a few seconds before laughing. “what?”
“i said, get out.” you repeated yourself.
connie looked at you again before his smile slowly dropped, but not into a sad face. this time, you really pissed him off. “ ‘t fuck?” he frowned. “oh, what? you don’t think i’m dead serious about what the fuck i’m saying?” you tilted your head. “since you wanna go with other bitches, go with em. go live with em. do whatever you want, we done.” you said before scoffing.
connie stared at you before standing up. “that’s yo problem. you believe everything everybody say. you too pretty to be acting this damn stupid.” he mumbled while standing in front of you. you looked towards the ground to avoid any further conversation with him.
“you think i wanna do this?” you asked. “hell yeah.” he said while tilting his head back a little. you looked up at him. “i hate yo ass. you make me sick.” you said before pushing him away from you and walking upstairs.
you weren’t being completely serious. you didn’t hate connie. but you hate how he acted everytime you got into an argument about another woman.
“how? cause you never did that crazy shit. you never went through my phone, asked about my female friends, if i even got any. but you tryna accuse me of cheating on you. ma, you know how dumb you sound?” he frowned while following you upstairs.
“connie just get out, for real.” you shook your head. “nah, what’s the problem? i thought you was all big.” he said while walking into your room where you sat on your bed. “leave me alone.” you exhaled. “and get out.”
he looked at you before nodding. “okay.” he said, grabbing only his charger as his phone was placed in his pocket. you looked at him. “get all yo’ shit, connie, you not coming back over here.” you frowned as you followed him back down the stairs. “connie, i’m so fuckin serious, get yo shit from upstairs.” you pointed behind you as you grabbed his arm to turn him around.
“i’ll come get my shit when i feel like it.” he mumbled before opening the door and slamming it behind him. you stared at it for a while before locking it and walking back over to your couch, sitting down.
“hoe.” you mumbled to yourself.
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anakinniesluv · 2 years ago
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How The Avatar Kids Would Act When They Have A Crush On You <3
Includes: neteyam, loak, kiri, aonung
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Neteyam;
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He would be so cute bro
Little glances, asking you to fly w hik often, that type cute stuff
You guys have probably been friends for a good amount of time so nobody thinks anything of it
ALWAYS close to you
I mean ALWAYS.
Sitting beside you during meals, sharing an ikran with you, having a sleeping mat near yours, etc.
He would show you the cool places his dad tells him about
He would be super scared to confess
He can handle his dad getting disappointed in him, but not you.
His tail would swish around you
His siblings make it SO OBVIOUS smh
Like stop exposing him or he is boutta burst
You know that FOUL side eye he has?
Yeah, he gives that to anyone that has any romantic interest in you
Scaring them away
Still doesn't confess tho... pussy
He would muster up the courage to confess if he gets signals you like him back
Would be SO SURPRISED when you kiss him
He's an idiot
Lo'ak;
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Hoe tries to impress you so hard 😭
Like you are NOT iron man you needa chill
"Look [name]!! I got a gun!!" Get back into the air before either I or someone else shoots you.
He always find the coolest stuff to give to you
Like in awa'atlu you go out swimming and he somehow finds the most ethereal, best looking shell you could imagine
Like... how?
He wouldn't really think you'd like him, in his mind he is the least important out of his family.
His dad is Toruk Makto, his mother is palulukan Makto, his brother is future Olo'eyktan, his sister is literally eywas daughter, and we'll tuk is a child.
He so wrong tho!!
Since he has his dad's features, he would subtly try and get you to call his dad attractive.
Ur getting dragged into his mischief.
You've ended up hanging upside down on a vine from a large tree multiple times.
Neteyam saves u tho 🙏🙏
You would have to confess bro
Or like you would both "confess" by just kissing?? Idk man
Kiri would be holder of gossip from BOTH of you
She's sick of it fr
So happy when you finally get together so she doesn't have to deal w ur pining
Kiri;
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She's so introverted aw it is imagine her having a crush on you??
She would barely be able to talk to you.
If you guys were already close before she started liking you, than she's even more warm n clingy but drill a little flustered
How could you like someone like her? She's the weirdest out of her family
That's what goes through her mind
She's such a starer.
MAKE HER A FLOWER CROWN DHSHDVEHSU
She would enjoy doing your hair since hers is quite short
Would make sure she is the one tending to you when you're hurt
You love it too
If you're an extrovert, she admires your outgoingness and how easy it is for anyone to talk to you.
If yours introverted, she enjoys having you to herself most times because you usually aren't hanging out with others
Whoever is taller is always teasing the short one
Would confess through writing
Maybe a letter, or even writing something subtly on something she makes/gives to you
Ao'nung;
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Bullies you.
All I really have to say
Hard-core makes fun of you
Doesn't attack you in ways he knows will actually hurt tho
Bro is always staring at you
If you catch him and ask why he will literally be so defensive
"I wasn't staring at your fish face!" We literally look almost the same but alr...
Would get so flustered if you were to help out with his family
It's so cute
Begs his sister to make him sound cool to you
UR NOT GONNA SOUND COOL IF UR STILL HARDCORE BULLYING ME BRO
Would whisper something that suggests he likes you in your ear
Probably something about kissing
If you reciprocate the actions than he'll confess after
He's a big meanie
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queen-of-deans-booty · 8 months ago
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Reichenbach: Part One
Pairing: Dean Winchester x Female!Reader
Word Count: ~1.6k
Warnings: canon angst and violence, extra angst
Summary: You're done with Dean and his antics. You want to leave and you're going to do whatever it takes to make him understand that he doesn't have the power here. You do.
Author’s Note: I do not own anything from Supernatural. All credit goes to their respective owners. I love seeing any and all comments <3
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It doesn't matter what city you're in or what bar/strip club you're at, Dean always manages to flirt with every woman to the point where he'd like to fuck them. There is an exotic dancer in this car that Dean has his eyes set on while you're at one of the tables drinking yourself away. Dean hasn't paid you any attention since narrowly avoiding his brother, but it's not like you wanted it in the first place.
If you're being honest, you're getting kind of bored with him. It was fun in the beginning but you hate watching him sing badly, flirt with other women, and beat up any man he sees. You look over the entire bar and notice Crowley by the front door. He motions for you to follow him outside, and you listen since there is nothing else left for you to do.
You down the rest of your drink and follow the demon outside where it's much quieter.
"Look, it's no secret that we're both sick and tired of Dean's behavior and his attitude. We need to talk about his anger issues. He is getting out of control."
"He's a class-a douche," you roll your eyes.
"We need to do something. I've been in contact with Moose. He's trying to find a cure for being a demon."
"Yeah, like what we did to you? Remember that?" you chuckle.
"Unfortunately."
"Tell me one good reason why I should care."
"If he continues down this path, he's only going to be more ruthless to the point where he might kill you. I'm gonna guess you like life."
"That was weak but I guess I'll help because he's getting on my damn nerves."
Seconds later, the front door of the strip club opens and the beaten security guard throws Dean out. Two teenage boys walk past the strip club and collide with Dean. They say something insulting but before Dean can kill them, Crowley steps in.
"Kids, am I right? In my day, we respected our elders. Of course, back then, anyone over thirty was ancient. Now forty-year-olds are still living with mommy, lying on OkCupid, and taking pictures of their food."
"What do you want, Crowley?" Dean sighs.
"A chat. We need to talk about your anger-management issues."
Dean has nothing better to do, so he follows you and Crowley into the nearest bar to grab a drink. Dean motions to the bartender when he gets there for a drink while you hold up two fingers for a double.
"So, how have you been feeling? On edge? Pent-up? Unfulfilled?"
"You sound like a Viagra commercial. You do know that, right?" Dean scoffs.
"This is about the Mark. It's changed you."
"I've noticed," Dean smirks and flashes his black eyes.
"I know that you want to keep the party going. I know you want to have fun till Daddy takes the black eyes away."
"Why are you picking on me? The Mark changed her, too."
"What are you, a child?"
"She's not going around beating people left and right. The fact is that you need to kill now. It's not a want, it's a need. Face it, darling. You're an addict. Death is your drug, and you're gonna spend the rest of your life chasing that dragon."
"So?"
"So, I'm here to facilitate."
"You want me to kill for you?"
"I want you to kill for us. You're going to snap eventually. The anger and the bloodlust are gonna build up until you can't take it anymore. So, the question is, do you want to spike a civilian or someone who has it coming?"
"Who?" you ask.
"Mindy Morris. She's a caring mother, a loving wife, and a cheating hoe. After her husband, Lester discovered Mindy's affair, heated words were exchanged. In the end, Mindy wanted a divorce and fifty percent of everything. Lester doesn't want that. We live in a very materialistic world. Mindy's gonna die one way or the other. Why not take the job and feed the beast?"
"He has a point," you shrug and down the first drink.
"Fine. This is a one-time deal."
The thought of Dean killing someone with the Blade causes your Mark to itch and burn slightly. You don't like the idea of going anywhere with Dean but he is going to cause chaos and you crave that right now.
"I'm coming with you."
"I don't care what you do."
"That's a lie," you scoff and down your second drink.
Most of that afternoon is spent watching Mindy at her house until the sun goes down. You're about to get out of the car when headlights shine from the end of the road. They get closer and a car pulls into the driveway. The car's lights turn off and Dean decides to confront the person rather than go inside and do the job Crowley wants him to do.
Dean takes the passenger seat while you get in behind him. The man jumps at the sudden noise and Dean smirks at this.
"What the fuck? Who are you people?"
"Let me guess. You're Lester?"
"Who are you two?"
"Who do you think?" Dean asks, flashing his black eyes. Lester seems to recognize the demon in Dean. "What the hell are you doing here, man?"
"My contact told me this was happening, so I wanted to come down and make sure it gets done right."
"Because you're the expert, right?" you ask.
"Murder 101. When you hire someone to kill your wife, you don't want to be around when the hit goes down. It's called an alibi."
"Yeah, I know what an alibi is. I watch 'Franklin & Bash'."
"Fascinating. Listen, you sold your soul for this shit, so--"
"It's not shit. This is my life, and she flushed it down the toilet."
"Did you ever stop to think why she cheated on you?" you ask and lean back in your seat. "Maybe she's not the problem, you are."
"I'm gonna say something to you and I need you to really listen to me," Dean says, recapturing his attention. "You're a loser. Your lady in there is ten times better than you. She's an eight and you're a four and a half, at best. I don't blame her for stepping out, especially if she found you were messing around first."
"No. I-I wasn't. How do you know?" Lester sighs.
"You just got that pervy 'I'd do anything to nail my secretary' look."
"No, t-that's not--It's different when guys do it."
"Really?" you scoff.
"Yeah, it's called science. Men aren't built for monogamy because of evolution. We're programmed, you know, to spread our seed."
Dean quickly punches him in the face for that comment.
"Like anybody would want your seed," you roll your eyes.
"As I said, a loser with a capital L."
"Yeah, well, you're a punk-ass demon! You work for me now. So, get in there and do your job, you freak!"
He really shouldn't have said that.
"What are you gonna do?" Dean asks with an icy glare. "Are you gonna watch? Is that what you like to do, Lester? Watch? Well, watch this."
Dean pulls out the First Blade and stabs Lester in the chest, killing him instantly. As soon as he is dead, you feel this wave of power that comes from the Blade. This high is what you need to feel like all the time. The high seems to get at Dean, too, but it's gone as quickly as it comes.
"Killing Lester wasn't such a good idea. Crowley is gonna be pissed he lost a soul."
"Crowley can kiss my ass."
This high is replaced by annoyance. If you were a demon, you'd be a much better one than him. With the "job" done, you two head back to Crowley who is in some bar talking to two demons. As soon as he sees you two, he motions for his minions to go away.
"Dean! Y/N! How did it go?"
"Go ahead, Dean, tell him."
"You were right, Crowley. He's dead and I feel amazing."
"He?"
"Lester."
"The client? You killed the client?"
"Does it matter? He was a douche. Now, he's a dead douche."
If Crowley was on the fence about Dean before, he's over it now. He's fucking pissed like you said he was going to be.
"Of course, it matters! The deal was one dead wife for one soul. If the wife's not dead, I don't get the soul. It's math."
"I told you," you say and he shrugs.
"Okay."
Dean turns to leave but Crowley isn't done yet.
"Don't turn your back to me!" Dean turns and shoves Crowley down to the ground with a cold chuckle. "Is something funny? What do you think you're doing?"
"Whatever I want."
"Really? Because I think you don't know what you want. Tell me, Dean, what are you? A demon? If so, why isn't Lester's wife dead? Did you feel sorry for her? So, maybe you're human. Except you have those pretty black eyes and you're working alongside me. Why don't you do us all a great big favor and PICK A BLOODY SIDE?!"
"Or what? Hmm? Go ahead. Make a move. See how it ends. I ain't your fucking bestie, and I ain't taking orders from you. When I need to kill, I'll call. Until then, stay the fuck out of my way."
"Fine," Crowley says and gets up. "It's over. What can I say? The crazy ones are good for a fling, but they're not relationship material."
"Are you done?"
"We're done. You know what, Dean? It's not me. It's you."
Crowley disappears seconds later, leaving you and Dean alone in the bar. Dean looks at you and sees a sour look on your face.
"What's your problem?"
"I'm done with your shitty attitude. You want to be the bad guy? By all means, but if you're going to be bad, be bad with a purpose. You're an even bigger dick than before."
"What are you gonna do?" Dean smirks. "Leave?"
"Yeah, maybe I will."
"I'd like to see you try," he laughs.
Oh, you will and he's not gonna like it when you finally do.
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giganonyx · 11 months ago
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TBB SEASON 3 SPOILERS
HEADS UP- I WILL BE TAGGING EACH OF MY EPISODE REVIEW THINGS WITH “tbb s3 spoilers”, AND OTHER SPOILER TAGS, PLEASE BLOCK THESE TAGS SO U DONT GET SPOILED!!!
AHHHHH OMEGA MY BABY. She has a pony tail stoppp my child is all grown up I will cry. Ok but she ate the new hairstyle she is slaying.
ERGH SHE HAS BEEN THERE 150 DAYS. Sick and twisted. She contrasts SO heavily with the whole sterile, orderly environment, it’s literally heartbreaking to watch. Forced into this mindless routine, her hopeful attitude constantly being beaten down on?? HURTING. GET HER OUT OF THIS HELL HOLE.
GOD seeing Crosshair look so broken BROKE ME. His shaking hands??? They took away the ONE thing he still had- his superior sniping skills, his steady hand. They took that AWAY from him. FUCKED UP. THEY TORE HIM DOWN. I can’t I’m so sad.
DADDY’S HOMEEEJWJWISNWIANQOQOQB (Hunter was on screen for the first time this season) (He is SO FINE)(MY HUSBAND HAS RETURNED FROM HIS HIATUS IN A TRAUMATIZED STATE BUT NONETHELESS HAS RETURNED TO GRACE MY SCREEN AND BE THE LIGHT OF MY LIFE)
I had a horrible sense of dread overtake my body when he said something like “our mission isn’t over yet”… like idk I felt so ILL. PAIN. WHY do I have the feeling my man isn’t going to make it SHUT UP.
ALSO HIM MAKING RECKLESS DECISIONS???? The kidnapping of his daughter and the death of his brother have done a NUMBER on this man.
WRECKER my cutie patootie!! Yk it’s bad when Wrecker starts to become a voice of reason (which, Hunter in his desperate mindset, promptly ignores 😭)
HAHBANQKNSJQQKO CROSSHAIR IS SO FUNNY DURING HIS ESCAPE WITH OMEGA- literal snark fest
Need Omega bullying a mouse droid on repeat.
Stop mouse droid bullying 😭
OOOO NALA SE’S WARNING TO OMEGA TO LEAVE?? I’m scared. And Omega ate it up tho. She said “say less lmao I’m gone ✌️”.
Did palpy not feel a disturbance into the force. Was bro so into the “project Necromancer deets” he couldn’t tell his vessel was peacing out. Common Palpy L.
RUN OMEGA TAKE YOUR SARCASTIC BROTHER WITH U
JUST A GIRL AND HER DOG AND HER GRUMPY BROTHER EHEHEHEHE
OUGAHHH OK OK IM BOUNCING AROUND EPISODES HERE BUT STAY WITH ME
WHEN CROSSHAIR SAID “forget the hound, Omega.”, it lowkey felt like he was talking about himself. He was telling her to forget him, he was a broken animal, with no point in nurturing back to health. She needs to give up on him if she wants to move forward. BUT SHE DIDNT BECAUSE MAMA DIDNT RAISE NO UNLOYAL LOSER. NO. OMEGA IS THE REALEST ONEEEEE.
EMERIE you confuse me. I hate u yet am intrigued by u. Looking forward to her character development ahhhh.
HUNTER MY POOKIE BEAR BACK TO HIM BC that man was doing FLIPS chopping off the eldritch horror vines. They snatched his brother and he said “hell naw hoe let go of my BRO” and just. Went to town. Me when Hunter exists 🎉🎉🎉🎉
OH OU OH IHHIWHAIANQO ALSO THE MYSTERY GUY IN THE GREEN TACTICAL ARMOR?? IS THE ONE DOING THE “TORTURE” OR WHATEVER TO CROSSHAIR AND THAT GROUP OF CLONES??? If that’s really tech I’m gonna scream. You’re telling me he’s torturing his own brother. Tech would never even THINK about doing shit like that the man just wants to read nerdy newspapers. Desecration of the nerd lifestyle. OK I REALLY HOPE ITS HIM. LIKE I REALLY DO. OOO PLEASE I WILL CRY. WHY ELSE WOULD THEY SHOW THIS MYSTERY CLONE. NO NEED. IT HAS TO BE BROWN EYES (delusion).
OK I AM SO TIRED MY HEAD HURTS MY LIFE IS CHANGING Jesse we need to cook (I need to make tbb art) BUT I AM GOING TO BED FIRST
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parkerrogersgirl · 1 year ago
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Birds of a Feather- Chapter 2
Pairing: Bradley "Rooster" Bradshaw x Reader
Summary: you're stationed at Top Gun with your brother's long time best friend/your forever crush, Bradley. When you finally realized that your feelings were unrequited, you settled for Adrian. But what happens when Rooster reveals the truth about the man you thought loved you endlessly?
A/N: HI GUYS! I'M BACK!! This is my new series because i am an absolute hoe for Rooster, so I'm gifting this to all of you. I will be coming back to Anything But Free as well, I just needed to get this out of my head. I promise I will try to make the other chapters longer!
Warnings: fluff, pining, cheating, language, angst
Word Count: 2,617
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Rooster’s POV
Rooster hadn’t slept for more than an hour. When he finally did fall asleep around 4am, all he did was dream of you. By the time he woke, he had resolved that today, he would tell you everything. There was the possibility of losing you, sure. But even that was better than watching a cheating pig like Adrian use you over and over again. He got dressed into his running clothes so he could at least jog to your house to plan what he was going to say. As he stepped outside, locked his door, and began running, the intrusive thoughts returned.
There was no easy way to tell you that the man you’d loved for so long couldn’t care less about your feelings. The man you’d given so much, and from whom you’d received nothing in return. The man who broke your heart over and over again while Rooster picked up the pieces and put you back together. His brain was so full of thoughts and anxiety, he hadn’t even realized he was at your door.
Reader’s POV
As soon as you open your front door, Rooster envelopes you in one of his famous Bradshaw hugs. The moment his arms are around you, something inside you snaps and the dam breaks. You start sobbing, and Rooster picks you up and carries you to the kitchen. He sets you on the counter, staring at you.
“Are you- Do I smell biscuits and gravy?”
You laugh through your tears, “I made it for Adrian since it’s our anniversary but he won’t be home for breakfast. I was going to bring it to work for you.”
Rooster shakes his head, laughing with you, “you’re the best. And I will eat it later if you still want me to. But right now, I have to talk to you before I chicken out.”
He stands in front of you, taking your hands in his. “What I’m about to tell you is a big deal. If you never want to see me again because I’m the one telling you, I’m okay with that. I just couldn’t forgive myself if I let this go on any longer.”
You watch him cautiously, cocking an eyebrow, “Bradley, you’re freaking me out.”
He takes a deep breath and lets out in one breath, “Adrian is cheating on you.”
“He’s what?” You let out a nervous laugh, unsure of how else to react, “what are you talking about?”
“Like eight months ago, remember when you had pneumonia and you wouldn’t let anyone come over because you didn’t want them to get sick? You were upset because Adrian said he was working or some shit and he wouldn’t bring you soup. Well, he wasn’t sick. He was at the Hard Deck.”
Your heart sinks like it did earlier when you received Adrian’s text, “why would he lie to me about that? He could have just told me.”
“He lied because he didn’t want you to know he was there. He was there with another woman. I caught them fucking in the bathroom. He saw me and told me that you’d never believe me. And if you did, you would never trust me again because I ruined your relationship.”
You sit in silence for a few minutes, staring at your shoes and avoiding your best friend’s gaze. After a few minutes, he speaks up again.
“Do you want me to leave?”
“No.”
“Do you want to stay here?”
“Where else am I gonna go, Roo?” You finally make eye contact with him, his eyes pleading with yours.
“You can stay with me. I’ll help you move your stuff, we can carpool to work, it’ll be great.”
You feel warmth in your cheeks, but your smile falters almost immediately, “Why would he do this to me? Do I deserve this?”
Bradley wraps you in his arms again, kissing your forehead like he always does, “of course not, sweet girl. You only deserve happiness. He did this because he is spineless, and he doesn’t understand how wonderful you are. You are sunshine. When you walk in the room, everyone smiles. Adrian is selfish. You deserve someone who will take care of you.” Someone like me, his inner voice chimes in.
You take a deep breath to steel your nerves, “we should get ready for work.”
“I already called Mav and explained everything. We’re off the hook for today. He told me to take care of you. So, what do you want to do?”
“I think I need to leave him, Roo. I’m so tired. All this time he’s just been tolerating everything I do for him. I can’t do this anymore. This is the end.”
He squeezes you tightly one last time, “I’m gonna call a moving truck and have them come meet us here while we start packing your stuff. You’re gonna stay with me. It’s gonna be great.” Rooster picks up his phone and heads into the other room, making arrangements. You slowly slide off the counter and walk around the home you shared with the man you thought would be your endgame. You run your fingers along the walls, looking at the photos you’ve taken together. With Rooster’s bombshell, you’re noticing new details. How Adrian’s smile never really reached his eyes. How, on the few times he put his arm around you, it was possessive, like he was holding you in place. On the other end of the spectrum, there were photos where you were leaning on him, and he wasn’t returning the affection at all. He was simply supporting your weight.
When you reach your bedroom, you grab your suitcase set from under your bed. It was a gift from Adrian for your one-year anniversary when you’d made plans to go to Cabo together. A trip that had never happened because he’d “had to work.” Now, you wondered how many times he’d used that excuse on the phone with you with another woman’s tongue down his throat.
You went to your closet and started mindlessly packing your clothes into your suitcase, dissociating from the activity. Every so often, you find a t-shirt or hoodie of Adrian’s in the mix of your stuff, and you carefully fold it and put it on his side of the bed. You know with every fiber of your being that if you allowed any part of Adrian to slip through the cracks, you would forgive everything he had put you through.
You don’t know how long it’s been when Rooster puts a hand on your shoulder, making you jump.
“Sorry! I just wanted to tell you movers will be here soon. They’ll bring boxes for everything and pack it really carefully and bring it to my house. When we finish packing your clothes, we can get lunch and drive to my- our house.” He gives you a sweet smile before helping you continue to pack. When you fill up your largest suitcase, you move onto your smaller suitcases and pack your lighter clothes and accessories in them. Periodically, Rooster will hold up an article of your clothing and ask if you think he can pull it off, earning a small smile from you. Otherwise, you work in silence, both of you unable to fill the void that you feel in your heart. Eventually, the movers arrive and Rooster lets them in and explains the situation, then returns to finish helping you.
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Rooster’s POV
He’s helping you pack your last few items, when suddenly you speak up.
“Roo… Why are you helping me?”
Because I love you! His inner monologue screams. He bites his lip, continuing to fold your clothes.
“Because you’re my best friend. I care about you. Because I should have told you sooner. And… because it’s what my dad would’ve done.”
“Oh… Well why did you think I wouldn’t forgive you for telling me?”
Rooster takes a deep breath, putting your last pair of pants in your suitcase. “Adrian… He got in my head. He told me that if I told you what was going on, you would blame me for your relationship ending.”
You bite your lip, letting a nervous laugh slip out as you look around the bedroom which was now devoid of your belongings.
“Bradley… You realize that’s silly, right? He’s the reason the relationship is ending. He cheated. He just can’t handle taking the blame for something for once in his fucking life. He knows you’re too good to not tell me, so he manipulated you. That’s what he-” The sound of a car door closing cuts you off, and you look at your best friend with wide eyes.
“It’s okay, we have all of your stuff and the movers are gonna finish up. We can go. You don’t have to say anything to him.” He takes all of your suitcases in his hands with ease, and you follow him to the staircase.
“Baby? Are you here?” You hear your now-ex call from the foyer.
You shrink behind Bradley as you round the corner and begin your trek down the stairs.
“Y/N? What’s going on?”
“I-” Bradley shakes his head, turning slightly to give you a look.
“What the fuck does it look like, Adrian? She’s leaving you. You fucked up for the last time.”
Adrian scoffs, sending shivers up your spine, “yeah? And I suppose you’re gonna take care of her, big man? She’ll never forgive you. You did this.”
Bradley starts to say something, but you dodge around him and come face-to-face with the man you once loved.
“He didn’t do shit, Adrian. He didn’t cheat on me. He didn’t abandon me when I needed him most. He didn’t laugh at me with his friends. He didn’t ditch me on anniversaries, birthdays, when I was sick, just to fuck someone else. Bradley is the only one in this house who cares about me. The only thing he did was spare me from thinking you were my forever. Fuck you, and fuck everything I ever let you put me through.” Holding back tears, you pull out your favorite photo of the two of you, from your very first date at the Santa Monica Pier. You rip it into pieces while maintaining eye contact with him, then drop it to the floor.
You walk out of your house and hop in the passenger’s seat of Rooster’s car, and the dam breaks. Every emotion you’ve felt today comes pouring out, and you start sobbing. The loss of everything you thought you had comes crashing down, and you struggle to breathe between your sobs. You hear Bradley close the tailgate after loading your stuff, but your body won’t let the tears stop. He opens his door and when he sees your current state, his face falls.
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Rooster’s POV
“It’s okay, sweet girl. He can’t hurt you anymore. He can’t touch you. I won’t let him get near you ever again.” He continues whispering sweet nothings against your hair until he’s sure you’ve stopped crying. He drives you to his house with a determination you’ve never seen before and gets there in record time.
He steps out of the car and comes around to let you out, scooping you up in his arms and carrying you inside. He takes you up the stairs and sets you in his large master bathroom. He scuttles around, grabbing various bath products and towels, then turns on his bathtub faucet.
“Take a bath, take some deep breaths. I’ll get your clothes and some pajamas. Do you want to sleep in the guest room or my bedroom? I can sleep in the guest room if you want my bed, it’s more comfortable honestly.”
He can see the gears turning in your head as you weigh your options, then meets your gaze when your head moves up to look at him. “Can I sleep in your bed with you? I just want to cuddle… It’s okay if not I don’t want to bother you, I don’t want to make you uncomfortable I just don’t want to be alone and you’re my best friend-”
He cuts you off with a hug, and all he can think is that he’s screwed. Completely, totally screwed.
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Reader’s POV
Bradley’s quiet for a moment as he holds you, and all you can think is that you should have never overstepped. You know immediately you fucked up by asking him that, and nothing would ever be the same again.
He steps back with his hands on your shoulders, looking you directly in the eye again, “of course you can. It won’t bother me, it won’t make me uncomfortable. I know you need affection, and I’m your best friend. I’ll always be here for you. Now, I’m gonna go get your stuff, I’ll leave you some pajamas outside the door. Take your time and just breathe.”
You nod and thank him before stripping and slowly sinking into the tub, almost moaning at how surreal the water feels on your skin. Your mind wanders to when you were living with Adrian and how he never wanted you to take baths because it was time spent away from him. You couldn’t go out with friends, you couldn’t go on walks without him suspecting something was going on. He truly did trap you into thinking you were safe with him.
You shake off the thoughts of your ex and sink deeper into the water, letting your mind roam to thoughts of your best friend. He had done so much for you, and you had no idea how you would ever repay him. You’d had feelings for him years ago, and having him take care of you now was making those feelings resurface. It had been so long since someone had genuinely cared about you, listened to you, or made you feel appreciated. And here Bradley was, doing all those things like he always did. Ever since you had started dating Adrian, you could see that Bradley was concerned. You’d thought it was just a friendly kind of concern, but now you suspected it was more than that. Could this be the catalyst you needed to finally be with someone who showed you he cared about you every day? Could you confess your feelings without Bradley thinking it was an impulsive decision based on your current situation?
As you wash up and finish your bath, you resolve to tell Bradley in the morning when you were clear headed. Tonight, you would just bask in the affection and the knowledge that despite Adrian’s best efforts, you did have someone in your life that cherished you. And that was what mattered.
You get up and dry off, then turn to see your pajamas on the counter, along with a pair of underwear. Your eyes widen, embarrassed that he went through your underwear, until you realize that if the clothes are in the bathroom, that means he saw you in the bathtub. You blush at the thought of him seeing you naked but regretting you didn’t get to see his face. Did he linger to watch you? To appreciate you? You shake off the intrusive thoughts and get dressed before leaving the bathroom to see Bradley laying in his bed in shorts with no shirt. He extends his arms to invite you in, and you don’t waste a moment climbing into bed and snuggling up to him. He rolls the both of you onto your sides, still holding you close.
“Is this okay?” He asks softly into your hair, and you feel him start to stroke your arm.
“It’s perfect,” you mumble back, his touch lulling you into the first peaceful sleep you’ve had in months.
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folliesandfolderols · 1 year ago
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Writing prompts day 21
From this prompt list. I set a goal of writing at least 150 words per day in 2024, which sounds pretty pathetic but if you take into account the fact that I haven’t written any fiction since 2019 it felt like a feasible target. And then somehow it turned into “I’m going to write a single interconnected story utilizing all of these prompts” which ?????, what can I say, I am incredibly foolish and there's no limit to my capacity for self-deceit. Anyway, it's fully drafted now, topped out at about 88k, and I'll be unlocking tumblr posts as I edit.
read from the beginning here
Days 19 & 20 here
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24. “Say please.”
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Tim fell back into bed as soon as he returned to the Nest and didn't wake up for thirteen hours, which might have been a new record for him. He was conscious of being annoyed before he even opened his eyes, but couldn't remember why until he had poured his second cup of coffee down his throat and his brain finally kicked into gear.
Oh right. Damian had been an asshole. What a surprise.
It wasn't until his fourth cup of coffee, drunk in between bites as he shoveled scrambled eggs into his mouth and typed on his laptop with his free hand, that he recalled his parting verbal shot and dropped his fork on his plate with a clatter.
"Oh, fuck," he blurted, and the horror in his voice echoed through the room.
He ran to his room to look at his phone for the first time since he'd fallen asleep, and found a chain of unread messages from Stephanie.
timothy jackson drake, what the hell did you DO
why is the baby bat down here punching the bag like captain america pining for peggy
I'm not joking he looks gray
like he's sick or something
except for where he's bright red
and he came storming back down here after you two talked so I’m guessing it was something you said
whatever it was I think it was pretty bad
seriously I know my therapist keeps telling me I have to stop triangulating but u might need to do something or debriefs are gonna be a shitshow
unless it was all his fault. idk I’m not ur mom
Tim swallowed, and swallowed again as he scrolled down the screen. Fuck. Fuuuuck. Damian might have started it, but Tim had brought the equivalent of a nuclear weapon to a knife fight. Shit. How tired had he been?
He texted back, i fucked up so bad steph and sent it before he could think better of it.
She responded fast, so she might have been waiting for his reply. No shit? well now u have to do ur least fave thing and I'm guessing it's gonna be pretty rough
Tim frowned. whats my least fave thing
She sent him a string of emoji in various states of sadness followed by, apologize u poor man. I know it burns to be part of the human race and have to admit it out loud
Tim sighed, but she wasn't done yet. A cascade of rapid-fire follow-ups popped down his screen.
and again I can't emphasize enough how little I give a shit if u and dami are fighting except that it makes everything awkward forever
and bruce gets all broody about it which is even more awkward
so pull ur head out of ur ass and pop his free too while you're at it because I was just waiting for him to throw some kind of fat joke at me
and I don't want to kill a young man
Tim snorted. say please
The three dots pulsed for a very long time, and he grinned. Finally, she replied, please, help me, red robin, ur my only hoe
lies i know ur friends
tim srsly pls just make things not suck
He sighed. mission accepted
good. I know he can be such an asshole but he rly did look like he was gonna puke
Tim dropped the phone on his mattress and buried his face in his hands, groaning. Great. Apology it was. Assuming Damian would even accept.
Days twenty-two and twenty-three here
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aqqleshiqqing-archive · 2 years ago
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NOT GREEN PLAYING DEVIL'S ADVOCATE FOR SILVER... uhm he's neurodivergent and a minor? 🙄 KINDA MOMENT
I swear man, you and me holding hands in the "our fandom is so niche" hell... only us understand how sick those kids are
KAJSKAJKJDSDFHFAF GREEN IS GONNA BULLSHIT HER WAY INTO THE ARGUEMENT LIKE ugh you guys make it sound like you had it rough . me and SILVER however 🙄🙄🙄 privileged hoes 🙄🙄 green. he fights with gold too and hes probably also neurodivergent and is a minor what's your point 🙄🙄
YOU AND ME. yknow the more i talk about pokespe here in the void and realize ure the only other person here i think about this image everytime we go insaney here <3 you and me <3 <3
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shikai-the-storyteller · 1 year ago
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QSMP PURGATORY FINALE
Liveblogging Phil's POV - Part 1
[ Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 ]
Strap in lads, this is a longgggg liveblog.
NEW BOLAS EMOTE LETS GOOOO
Aw, the idea of a shared playlist is so sweet.
Yeah I'm sick of Purgatory it's super stressful watching it and seeing the Fandom being stupid about it. If they keep Purgatory going (which I doubt they'd do, but One Fear and all that) I might stop watching stream as much. It's really not my vibe. If I do watch I'll probably just solo Phil's POV and that's it. I've been watching Fit more than Phil lately (for once) but that's been stressful).
Whenever Phil and Roier interact I gain a +10 boost to my mood
Oh, Maximus was streaming? OK yeah he's definitely set off that bomb today LMAO
Noooo they're all shouting over Maximus and he just goes silent noooo :((( SHUT UP AND LET MAXIMUS SPEAK GOOD GOD
Thank you Phil and Mouse for answering him I was losing my mind
Roier and Etoiles arguing about stupid stuff with each other is so funny, I'm so glad Purgatory made them become so close
LMAO Etoiles I'm so sorry, your team just loves dying
It's sad that Maximus didn't log on more, I wish more people knew how funny he is and what a good RPer he is :(
Mouse is so funny too I wish I had time to watch her
44m - Phil: Do we have a choice? Tubbo: We always have a choice. Banger convo
46m - Etoiles: I could kill them naked You sure could dude
NOOO ETOILES DONT SAY THAT THE EGGS ARE GONNA HAVE A DEATH BATTLE MY HEART DROPPED INTO MY STOMACH oh nvm "Dapper clears" made me laugh. Pomme would be awesome too.
52m 30s - Two coffee beans and a wooden hoe I'm DYING
Cellbit was only holding back his murderous tendencies on the Island because of coffee (and Roier)
POP OFF ETOILES I KNOW THAT SONG!!!!
The pure serotonin of hearing Etoiles sing a Spanish song I know :')
Poor Maximus coming back after 30 minutes. Surely he isn't working on his bomb (copium)
LMAO Maximus and his new server
58m - Maximus: Gays, any news?
I love him
OH CRAP CUTSCENE
"I SPY WITH MY GIANT EYE" LMAO
Oh Phil is gonna wipe the floor with Tubbo
LMAO of course he says stick fight
Poor Etoiles he's suffering
"Switch your hearts to Hardcore" Ok, Slime said that as a joke but that'd go so hard
Thank god Phil is going to be honorable about it, I know Tubbo will be too.
SHAKING MY SCREEN PLEASE STOP TALKING OVER MAXIMUS EVERYONE!!! This is a topic we’ve talked about a billion time but man, I wish they could implement translations / subtitles into their group chat as well, every conversation during events is biased in favor of English speakers. Aypierre was based for speaking only French with Bad and Fit the other day.
I love Etoiles he’s so funny
I LOVE THAT PHIL AND TUBBO ARE TALKING THIS OUT, AGH!!! I LOVE COMMUNICATION I MISSED THIS!!!!! I hated the lack of communication during the first week and a half of Purgatory
LMAO CELLBIT BEING SO TOXIC TO BAGI I LOVE HIM HE’S SUCH A TERRIBLE LITTLE BROTHER
Awh, Fit checking in on Maximus :’)))) Fit’s always been so sweet to the OG Spanish-speaking members of the server, it melts my heart. He brings them up every so often during his streams and he’s always so kind.
I CANT BELIEVE I MISSED THIS GAMBA IM SO SAD
LMAO I was gonna be like “Aw Tubbo being sweet about the kids” and then of course he’s like SCREW DAPPER, classic Tubbo
TUBBO HAD DREAMS ABOUT CELLBIT CHASING HIM DOWN WITH A KNIFE??? LMFAO This does not surprise me, somehow.
The only real winner of Purgatory is Antoine, he knew better than to log on while Purgatory was going on.
OH GOSH THE TRANSCRIPTIONS ARE A NIGHTMARE ok so it was definitely a good call to watch an English streamer for this. I know better than to rely on the transcripts / translation box during an event day with THIS many people online
PFTT ElQuackity wandering through
The gasmasks make me crack up so much because they remind me of a fly and also an old Majora’s Mask mask
“May the cursed team win” STOP BAITING THEM TBH I think they’re either all cursed or there is no cursed team
NOOOO I’m so sad I can’ hear the music Phil played during this fight
Screw it, pausing the VOD and pulling up my own hype music
I love seeing Phil going into sweat mode, his whole posture and expression shifts
Yeah no surprise there, Phil is cracked
Aww Bagi being so supportive of Tubbo is sweet
LETS GOOO WAY TO GO SLIME LMAO EVEN THE ADMINS WERE LIKE “FRICK THIS GUY” based
Wait noooo I just realized Pac isn’t online :(((((((((
Uh oh ladies
“I had my fun shuffling those friendships around” man wants to be taken seriously so bad with his little villain of the week speech PISS OFF oh ok just a few more games PHEW I thought he was ACTUALLY gonna pull a “Purgatory 2: Electric Boogaloo” on us and I was about to straight up turn off my computer and go to bed.
THE EYE IS GONNA PARTICIPATE????????
That’s sick as hell actually LETSGO I wanna see them wail on this circus clown
Phil: KILL HIS ASS KILL HIS ASS Phil just like me fr
“I’ve been close to you this entire time” Mouse: I’m gonna kill Quackity Based. Everyone immediately attacking the frickin admin I’m cackling LMFAO THEY ALL JUST KILL ELQUACKITY everyone be like “THIS IS FOR SENDING US TO HELL FOR 2 WEEKS THAT WAS SO STRESSFUL”
OH??? LETTERS NEXT TO THEIR NAMES??? Everyone except Aypierre, Bad, Fit, Baghera, Cellbit, Foolish, and Slime… Hmmmm… G I L G H S C M Ok well that’s a bunch of nonsense. I’m pausing the VOD I wanna try and work this out. Yeah I got nothing, I’m gonna keep watching for now lmao. I wonder if this is related to their tickets maybe? Though that doesn’t match up
Bagi has a 4 now??
I’d say “Maybe this is another ploy by the Eye to make them suspicious of each other and fight” but I think it’d be more interesting if the Eye was saying the truth this time
Aypierre (ha– “EYE-pierre” I wish someone made that joke) and Max having a private convo??? I’m sure there will be no major lore repercussions from whatever they’re talking about! (Copium)
LMAO I’m glad one of them was finally like “Is this a trap? Maybe we shouldn’t ALL run head-first into whatever this is.”
I swear if Quackity logged out to switch accounts or something–
I always wonder what “logging out” would translate to in the world. Would it just be like, the character falling asleep? Phasing out of existence? Hmm…
NOT ANOTHER FRICKIN ROULETTE WHEEL
1h 48m - Bagi: I think the one who should spin it is Phil! Phil:
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Big mood Phil
I wonder if this is gonna determine what Egg we get back… will we only be able to rescue one? OH ACTUALLY NO – the Eye talked about multiple games. Maybe each game is about getting one of the Eggs back? That seems to easy though, I’m starting to wonder if they only get one Egg back. That would suck though because it implies that they’d have to do a whole Purgatory-esque event again for EVERY single Egg, and if they did that I’d drop dead.
Fit I love you, thank you for telling everyone to shut up and listen to Phil. Too much chaos.
Slime: I think I misclicked SHUT UP LMAOOO Oh so the Eye told Phil to spin it too, so they were right.
I FRICKIN KNEW IT THEY ONLY GET ONE EGG BACK
Poor Phil :(((( That’s so much pressure on him
THE WORKER HAS AN EYE WTF Lmao Roier immediately laughs at it Is that supposed to be the thing that was “close to them” all along? That doesn’t make any sense.
Ok cards on the table here: my first choice would be Richarlyson. I know this is all RNG based, but he’d be my first choice of all the alive Eggs. I’m almost certain it won’t be him though, I feel like it’s gonna be Tallulah or something.
Number 7? Roier: Vegetta? 777? Pftt
LMFAO NO SHOT SLIME ACTUALLY SCREWED IT UP
They should’ve just had Phil be the only one in the room– OH DOOR? Slime: YOU COULDN”T AFFORD A FASTER DOOR? GET THEIR ASS SLIME LMAO
Foolish: I’m drowning! Oh wait no, I meant the opposite of that. Pfttt
That frickin one-eyed worker looks so tired I wonder if that’s the worker Cucurucho sent, and it just got possessed by the Eye dude since the Eye didn’t have a physical body or didn’t want to show them its actual physical body or something? Hmmmmm.
RICHARLYSON AND POMME??
OH WAIT ITS ALL THE EGGS OH NO
OH NO DO THEY HAVE TO PICK ONLY ONE???
OH THANK GOD THEY CAN GET OUT wait but no they're blocked by glass still?
RICHASSSS CHAYANNE SOBS!!!
RAMONNNNNNNN FIT CALLING FOR RAMON IM GONNA CRY, THAT'S HIS BEAUTIFUL BABY BOY MADE IN HEAVEN BY GOD HIMSELF
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I'm so sorry Chayanne but that did make me laugh
Phil: You did well Me: *BURSTS INTO TEARS*
LMAO Why is Tallulah just dancing
Ramon: Took u long enough to find me Me: *BURSTS INTO TEARS EVEN MORE*
Bro I missed the Eggs so much dude :( I know we probably won’t get them all back rn but it’s so nice just seeing them
FRICK OFF, DON’T MAKE THEM STAY HERE I’LL KILL YOU MYSELF
Slime: My sleep schedule, no–
1h 55m - Foolish: CUCURUCHO, BREAK US OUT! FRICKIN FOR REAL, CUCURUCHO GET THEM OUT OF THERE IM  LITERALLY GONNA DIE IF I HAVE TO SEE ONE MORE DAY OF PURGATORY
Cucurucho please get your ass over here
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FRICKIN REAL AS HELL ETOILES
Genuinely though, if they kept this event going any longer I think so many streamers would actually quit and I wouldn’t even blame them. I’d probably drop it too for a while, it’s just way too much stress.
WAIT NO RAMON DOESN”T HAVE HIS MOUSTACHE oh wait no 
Tallulah: So he is not here? again? :( I hate to be that guy but literally what did you expect LMAO his ass is NOT coming back for some random Purgatory event
Phil: Don’t worry, I am here. HELL YEAH YOU ARE!!! BEST DAD PHIL
Oh… Phil running between Tallulah and Chayanne breaks my heart a little bit :(((
I wonder if Chayanne is separated because he’s the leader / eldest of the group. :(
Maximus: Guys, I’m gonna explode an atomic bomb. Phil: WHAT?
IM FRICKIN CRYING, MAXIMUS PLEASE, THERE IS A TIME AND A PLACE BUT NOW IS NOT EITHER
THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD”VE FRICKIN LISTENED TO MAXIMUS EARLIER!!!!!!!!
Head in my hands everyone is STILL talking over him while he’s doing this big important lore thing. I am dying. Maximus you deserve the world I am so sorry.
On a meta level, I wonder how many creators actually KNEW that Maximus had a bomb because I know for a fact at least a few of them were genuinely in the dark
This is miserable actually, I’m pulling up Maximus’ VOD rn because this is genuinely frustrating me. “Everyone always talks over everyone else in an event” and all, I know I know, but it still sucks to see.
MAXIMUS’ VOD INTERLUDE
OH DANG HE REALLY JUMPED STRAIGHT INTO THE LORE Lmfao not the cutesy hello in the midst of tense music, Max I love you.
Bro I’m about to start posting Sapo Peta clips, I NEED people to know how insanely good this man is at storytelling and RP, nobody frickin Gets It
I’m jumping to his conversation with Aypierre.
Aypierre: I’m a little curious Maximus: You can keep that “curious” in your mind. I love him.
1h 16m - Maximus: When all of this is finished, you won’t need my trust anymore. Banger line.
Aypierre: …Are you gonna kill yourself, Maximus? No, don’t do that. AGH.
Maximus: Maybe. AGH!!!!!!
Head in my hands, Maximus saying hi to Tina and getting no response, I think she was AFK
1h 18m - Maximus: I don’t trust you.
LMAO not Aypierre saying “I won’t kill you anymore.” Completely normal thing to say.
Aypierre: Will it kill only the Federation, or everyone? Maximus: *dead silent* Me: YEAH ALRIGHT, BUCKLE IN BOYS IT’S GONNA BE ONE OF THOSE DAYS
Maximus what the hell is wrong with your facecam
Maximus just laughing after the Eye said they couldn’t leave. Badass.
Nobody listening to Maximus. I am chewing a live wire.
Bagi I love you but your volume is so frickin loud in everybody’s POV I’m dying
OH WTF ITS THE EYE THING????
THAT”S FRICKIN TERRIFYING WHAT THE HELL
That being said: absolutely badass of Maximus to just reveal where it is
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AYO WHAT IS *THAT*
THAT SKIN IS FRICKIN HORRIFYING WHAT *IS* THAT QUACKITY
LMFAO POOR CHAYANNE JUST HIDING IN THE CORNER WHILE FRICKIN ELDRITCH MONSTER ELQUACKITY IS STANDING 2 FEET AWAY FROM HIM
I hit the word limit so I'm splitting this liveblog into 3 separate posts! Please see Part 2 and Part 3 here for the rest.
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Being discarded is the kindest thing you ever did for me … almost makes me think you did it to help me. Although, I know that isn’t true bc you would never put someone over yourself and your needs. Our whole relationship was so predictable. I wish I had the knowledge I have now while I was wrapped up in it. I think it would’ve allowed me to leave and stay gone. I’ve learned none of this is personal. Buddy is sick with a mental disease. And to really separate myself from it - of course I’m going to say to myself, “let’s think about this logically.” I want to use logic in every other way, but not with my heart? That’s how I ended up in this bullshit. The silver lining is that I’ve grown and learned so much. A tough lesson. But I learned. As ole boy told me, “no one should have that much control over your emotions.” And that’s on period.
Logically JD is abusive. He manipulates. He lies. He runs away (like a fucking bitch). He is fake as fuck. He isn’t a man. He puts on a big act. Buys his lil guns. Buys expensive clothes. Bc he thinks that’s what being a man is.
No.
He embodies a bitch. And if he’s going to be a misogynist, shouldn’t he know how a real man is supposed to act? Damn he isn’t even real enough to be a misogynist.
He’s not with that bitch for any other reason than he’s desperate. And he didn’t have to try to pull her bc you know. He looks at her as a broke bitch w two kids who he can mentally abuse bc he is attracted to weak women and she is gonna stay bc he’s her best chance at making it out of poverty. Also, I’m sure he likes being w a broke bitch so he can feel even more like the “man”. Since he’s so materialistic and likes to be “above” ppl. It’s a compliment he discarded me bc that means he couldn’t control me anymore. And this hoe wants to be giddy about street dick - good for her. She doesn’t even realize. She doesn’t realize that if she had any boundaries or self worth - he wouldn’t be into her. Yeah that’s a bit of a diss on me too,,,, but either way it’s the truth. At least when I was with him, I knew that and admitted it. And that’s why he will never find anyone to put up w his shit better than me bc guess what — I knew he was abusing me. I accepted it. And I fucking liked it. I’m too real with myself to sit there and lie and say he wasn’t abusing me. Not that that is a good mindset for me to be in. It is not. Either way though. I’m one of a kind in every way. Unfortunately, including the radical acceptance of abuse… bc I wasn’t ever going to give up. I was devoted forever. And there is no one that is going to treat him like I did. And he knows that. He looks at her everyday and all he can think about it now she doesn’t compare. Better her than me though. He is her problem now. And knowing that bitch she is gonna try and trap him. A bitch who had her first kid at 20… and has no career. I’m embarrassed for him. That’s why I had to give him a little pep talk in one of my emails bc I was like goddamn JD you and I both know you could do better😭 but that’s the best part… he CANT
That funniest part that I always forget it this man has fucking cancer. I have a feeling it’ll get to stage 4 soon, if it hasn’t already. It was already spreading fast, as those tumors do. So his make a wish is to go play family with a ratchet before he starts rotting in the ground. He better hope hell isn’t real bc if I know anyone who is guaranteed to go - it’s him.
His loss. My gain.
11/17/23
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charmed-asylum · 1 year ago
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I just want to say atm I read up to chapter three n my feelings for BITCH ASS ANDY N SHE AINT SHIT SOPHIA HAS NOT CHANGE. Also oooooooh lord knows once I got to pat my head on da side it’s about to go down I mean it.
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When I told u I read this whole flashback six times I read this twilight zone episode waiting to be DVR SIX TIMES N STILL lord mmm gotta praise him PRAAAAAAISE HIM no no this COCO BUTTER SMOOTH MAN DIDNT FINGER MY GIRL W HITTIN HER W THE 📰 news. No no nooooooo n he wanna toss the emotion roller coaster in reverse with the I wanted to tell u. Girl girl girlllllllll n it’s HER BEST FRIEND oh noooooo nooo nooo I sang in a destiny child tone more like ex bestie like straight the fuck up tho who bestie gonna do some shit like that like nah Olivia right that wrong and she flaunting that shit oh hell no no NO NOOOOO oh lord I need a second to think 🤔 mmm nope her ass would of been block and I send her a check to go get that head examined bc what in the Grace kelly does she think she doing. Then he gets w the bestie who not her bestie bc if she toss him a thirsty thot ain’t worth my edges thong n he snatch that shit he ain’t man enough for me or n person w a working V Sophia probably got that Barbie done n it’s all plastic down there shit got me mom n a head scarf n robe mad. Andy don’t know like u don’t I hope keeeeeith his bestie bc that only way this smooth operator would understand. All this n only 1st half I’m so mad I could do a podcast on this shit but nah. Sophie is a put a triangle n a circle chic huh why she calling our girl huh for what reason to get a verbal it’s okay bitch shit ur dollar tree ass down now no shit and still with the flaunting U COULD OF PUT ur hand 🖐️ on the phone and whisper I’m on the phone not grab a 📣 and put in on blast u w Andy lord this child is one seated bus special . N he calling her you Andy on some next level shit ahhhhhhh yo Andy. Andyyy wtf mama mama mama put some respect in that shit mmm she nice too nice I be like it’s Ms.BADBITCH thank u person who fuckin birds and rats bc that’s what Sophia ass is. I’m mad I’m writing her name wrong on purpose then he wanna ask about love and a man niggAAAA u lost the opportunity to ever and I say ever say one thing before u even thought about cheating on her back even before u did it and u caught and sniff that STD NASTY 🤮 ASS CATCH A SICKNESS DRAWS Sophie no call blocked then to ask about love and talking to main chic like she ever was the side hoe boy u got me mess up. No oh lord I gotta grab me a rag and a pulpit bc he about to have me talking in tongues
Love 2 Remember | Part 2
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Summary: Moving on and having your heart shatter into pieces isn’t easy. You and Andy go way back with each other and now share a daughter together. Now being around Andy and his new girlfriend wasn’t what you expected.
Pairing: ex-boyfriend/baby daddy! Andy Barber x Female Reader
Warnings: flashback, slight smut maybe? idk (+18), cursed words
Author note: Thank you to those people who left a comment it means a lot :) I hope you like it and enjoy reading!
Part 1
Two
Seeing Andy almost all the time was difficult at first but now things change between you two. It was crazy that you two shared a daughter with each other. You did find it weird that he was dating your friend Sophie but eventually you got used to them being a couple.
You and Andy had good times and bad times together. Being around each other and seeing each other wasn’t a problem for both of you anymore. The memory of you and Andy was playing in your head. It was something you kind of blocked out but didn’t at the same time.
It was around in 2020 you were pregnant with his child. You and Andy were on and off at the time. Your relationship with him sometimes is complicated but you two love each other deeply and hard.
Keep reading
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bitchinbarzal · 2 years ago
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Could you please do #1 with Ethan Edwards if you write for him. Otherwise Luke Hughes
Mackie was probably just drunk.
He was talking out his ass.
He was being mean.
Ethan had spent his entire night by your side. Having not seen you in days he used tonight to be with you but was also obligated to attend Nolan’s birthday party.
“Hey Eddy, come play beer pong!”
“Nah man, we’re good here”
You’d been situated under his arm majority of the evening.
“Eddy come do shots!”
“We’re good here dude!”
Everything his friends requested, he turned down.
“Oh my god Eddy you’ve gotta come see this, Duker is downing the entire bottle of Vodka I think he’s gonna be sick” Mackie came flying into the room, a few strays following.
Ethan smiled “Nah man, we’re good but take a video he’ll regret it tomorrow”
Mackie scoffed “Come on man, it’s bro’s before hoes!” He announced, waving wildly towards you.
You felt Ethan’s body stiffen next to you “You better shut your mouth Mack”
He stood defensively “come over here and make me”
Eddy launched himself off the chair, you immediately pulled him back “Leave it, he’s not worth it”
Ethan gave in, sauntering backwards but not taking his eyes off his teammate who was now being held back by others.
“You’re lucky she’s here, I’d have had your ass”
“Yeah I’d like to see it”
Ethan pulled you up to him, mumbling something about leaving to which you only nodded. You grabbed your coat along with eddy’s and grabbed his hand.
You had to walk past Mackie to leave, Eddy stopping infront of him to say
“You better watch yourself in practice from now on”
“Ethan-“ Nolan interrupted, doing his captain duties
“No! Nolan, no! He doesn’t just get to talk about her like that! Do your fucking job and talk to him”
Nobody had ever seen him quite so angry, you tugged on his arm softly and whispered something about leaving it.
Not before you turned to Mackie in his drunken state and said “I thought we were friends Mack, you don’t need to be so mean”
The softness in your voice made everyone feel bad.
Ethan kissed the top of your head and lead you out.
“Thank You for sticking up for me” you mumbled half way back to your apartment.
Ethan looking down at you with a smile “I’ve got your back, always my girl”
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onthecourtbugs · 3 years ago
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S-O-F-T (Part 2)
Pairing: Jason x Reader
A/N: Continuation to this here. Jason thought just cuz it’s been a while that I forgot about him. 😏 nahhh I’m back in my stomping grounds now!
Summary: Jason just don’t know what he talking bout.
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Jason Silver ain’t got no room to talk about Nash no more, okay?
Yelling to the rooftops that ain’t no pair o legs gonna snag him. 💀
Boy hush.
Granted, for a while it seemed like he actually meant that. 🥶
He was with a different girl all the time.
Just checking them out like books and the returning them with dog-eared pages and broken hearts.
He didn’t care.
They’ll be aight, they could find them a man easy.
Just wasn’t gone be him!
Nash wanted to do some next level Shakespearean stuff for his girl, but he doing that by himself.
Booty was definitely on the table.
Relationships? Decidedly off the table.
Just your everyday bachelor, am I right? Ain’t no pair o legs gone get ole Jay Jay. 😤😤😤😤😤
Except…
……Huh.
Something ain’t been exactly, precisely adding up with him…
2 + 2 ain’t been exactly equaling 4.
3 + 3 ain’t been precisely equaling 17.
In short, Jason ain’t been hoe-ing.
Oh, he’s still been going out to the metaphorical library of ladies and browsing with the fellas. But he ain’t checked out not one book since…. Hell, even Nash don’t remember.
And that’s because of you.
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Nash nosy self leaning over to peek at Jason phone after practice cuz when has he ever been on the phone after practice? “Who is that you’re texting?”
-scoots away- “Watch out bro.”
Now he knew something was up cuz Jason tryna hide it. 👀
“It’s a girl isn’t it?!”
“Nobody bruh, get off my phone.”
Knowing good and well you ain’t just nobody.
Nobody doesn’t get a key to his house and permission to hang around when he ain’t there.
Nobody can’t just walk in on practice cuz she left something in his car.
Nobody does not have permission to borrow said car anytime hers was in the shop.
The Jabberwocks don’t bother to remember nobody’s first and last name.
Nobody don’t got Jason running around Walmart because she’s sick with the sniffles and ran out of vegetable soup, but she doesn’t want more veggie soup, she wants CHICKEN NOODLES.
Nobody isn’t introduced to his mom and told to call her “Mom Dee.”
Heheee, when I tell you Nash stopped in the middle of the sidewalk when you casually brought her up?
Had the man staring straight down at you like you were some newly discovered species.
“Wait wait wait, you’re telling me you met her?”
“Yeah, she invited me over for Thanksgiving!” ☺️
Nash ain’t never look at Jason the same…
Mainly because if he did look, he’d start laughing at him.
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He sat up there in Dee’s living room during Thanksgiving teasing Jason while they played Mario Kart with the littler cousins 😂
“Better get to studying, Simp 101 starts this semester~”
“Mannn shut up!”
“You do know that your mom will be pissed if you don’t marry Y/n, don’t you?”
“Anyway!” -leans back to see if his mom listening- “She ain’t gone do nothing!”
-from somewhere back in the kitchen- “You betta marry that gal! You come up in here with anybody else IMMA WHIP YOU, YOU HEAR ME JASON?!!!”
“Now how you gonna tell me how to live my life?!”
“DON’T PLAY WIT ME BOY, I CAN END YO LIFE!”
Nash had to pass his controller to the nearest child cuz he fell out. 🤣🤣🤣
What did he just say?! Didn’t he tell him?!
You had your hand over your mouth in the kitchen the whole time cuz Mom Dee didn’t have to threaten him like that 💀
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No really, she had nothing to worry about. Jason ain’t going nowhere.
Cuz he a hypocrite.
He’ll eat up all your food then complain when he has to share his.
Hugs are for booty grabbing, or at least that’s what he SAID was the case.
In reality, he’ll just stand there while while you reach up to scratch his back with juuust the right amount of pressure.
Makes him shiver. 😩
He be the first one to whine about you pooting but will mercilessly CRIPPLE YOU with his mustard gas farts and he can’t say it ain’t that bad cuz he be running from it too 💀
He poked fun at Nash’s undying devotion to his girl but honestly? Jason ain’t stepped out on you either, even though there were and still are plenty of opportunities to do so.
Jason got mad when Nash started to occasionally skip out on guys night, but I’m pulling up a few new absences on his report card as well 🧐
He called Nash a simp? That’s funny Jason, but at least Nash can sleep without his girl, you caint, so go take a seat right next to your friend. -insert chair scooting noises- 🪑🪑
Acting like it’s a nuisance to have to keep up with your events but shows up to support you.
Arguing with you but not letting you sleep separately.
Loves to say you get on his nerves but don’t want you gone for too long.
Pushing 60 mph in a 55 zone to come get you after you called and told him you got hit in the back by another car and you needed him to pick you up 💀
Oh. Wait. There ain’t no buts about that last one, you just scared the hell out of him and he was in a rush. (You weren’t hurt, but the back of your car looked like a monster took a bite out of it 💀)
He be complaining bout cuddling too but that was an easy lie to catch because every dang night he’ll lay there with you, letting his hand roam over your rib cage, dip down your side, then slide up to rest on your hip over and over... You’d be wondering where he was going to go with it, but he just falls asleep curved behind you, one hand around your waist and the other spread on your stomach.
And then you’d lay awake a little longer, pondering how Jason could talk so rough like he does, but then touch you as if he were handling porcelain.
He was so full of contradictions when it came to his emotions, it made you dizzy to look back and forth between what he says and what he actually does.
You got one thing straight tho.
He loved you.
It don’t matter what that nighuh say.
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Heheheeee, Jason checked his texts one morning and saw he got one from Nash the night before.
‘I bet you went and snuck off to be with Y/n. And on the one night I was trying to hang 😑.’
Did I mention it was guys night yesterday and Jason played hooky? 😁
He was about to tell Nash to stop crying bout it but he got a new message.
‘Bring your soft ass outside Romeo, we got work to do 😂’
Jason sucked his teeth and tossed his phone over his shoulder.
“Punch him in his mouth… I ain’t soft nothing!”
And then rolled right over to sling his arm around you and give you kisses between your shoulder blades.
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Oooooo, ok guys, ok, (THANK YOU ALL THREE OF YOUR FOR THE TAG, WHAT, I LOVE YALL<333)
All dolled up - the Orion experience.
The absolute best feeling - (forgot uxxhlzyo)
Cannibal - tally hall(is this honestly that shocking?)
Dear Arkansas daughter - (forgot again hdxhzhk)
I Wish I was a riot grrrl - (shocker, I can't remember who sings this oydzoyzyk)
The soccer journals - everyone's worried about owen
Mawce - everyone's worried about owen
Eat them - lady pills (if you listened to the song, this one isn't that surprising either-)
Slut game strong - cheep perfume
I eat boys like you for breakfast
So called st8 grrl
Disco! In the panic room - (can you tell I've given up on naming the artist?)
I love you like an alcoholic (I'm convinced everyone likes this song.)
Beachboy - McCafferty (IM SORRY OK, I KNOW THE MAN WHO WROTE AND SINGS IT IS LIKE, AWFUL, BUT ITS STILL SO GOOD)
Bottom - McCafferty (I apologize. Same guy.)
Gambling man
Popstar - new hallow
Imaginary friends
Kill the lights - set it off
Smoke breaks - daddy and the long legs
Nights like these - pidgin pit
Milk man - the rare Americans (there's gonna be a lot of them, im sorry-)
I wanna be your high
Notes app apology
Turn the lights out - the crane wives
Home sick - nell mescal
Disobedient - Steven univers song
Father - the front bottoms
Idk if im a boy - blue foster
Portrait of a blank slate - LOVEJOY
Prefect crime - where's jai
I'm not ok - weathers
1 last cigarette
Call me what you like - lovejoy
I miss having sex but at least I don't want to die
Art hoe
Lipstick covered magnet - the front bottoms
Abandoned ship - fin
Ship in a bottle - fin
15 gay werewolves
Me VS your friends
Saturn suv
Same graves
Crash my car - COIN
Talk too much - COIN
Parking lot view
Two best friends - BB bean (my girlfriend sent me this song a while back, and i absolutely love it, cuz she likes it, and yeah, sappy shit)
Nobody - the crane wives
Sleeping giants - the crane wives
Love potion no.9
Garbage day - the rare amaricans
Brittle bones Nicky - rare amaricans
Cats, dogs, and rats - rare amaricans
Wow... that was a longer list then intended...which, honestly. How fun
@toomanyfandomsorkinafs @skydoesthings @chocolate-cake-enthusiast @sispulledmeontothishellsite (first time tagging you, look at thatttt :D) @iam-ctommy @any one who wants in!!
Hey eyeone! I want to know what your favorite songs are, if you see this post you are CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED to reblog with at least 1 song you have listened to and enjoyed but if you have more you'd like to share then go ahead! Also tag your friends!
I'll start, I'm going to list 5 of my favorite songs
Dr Sunshine Is Dead by Will Wood
134340 Pluto by Cojum Dip
Vulture by Bear ghost
Dear John by I monster
And finally: playing places: Oceans by Cosmo Sheldrake
Here's the people I want to tag
@f4y3w00d5 @ashen-the-tiefling @terrencetheshark14 @underpaid-guard @blacktipreefsharkwizard @the-gnomish-bastard @thatgayforkcrow @lixorloveslicorice @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @agentldiddy @aileaxthevoidien @slutty-wizard-council @monsterfucker-research-wizard and anyone else who wants to play!!!
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