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#final fantasy xv#ffxv#noctis lucis caelum#prompto argentum#ignis scientia#gladiolus amicitia#you guys...#honourable mention of regalia as the fifth party member
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🥵🥵🥵🥵
#my art#cuphead#cuphead show#the cuphead show#snake eyes#devildice#RENEWTHECUPHEADSHOW#renew the cuphead show#King Dice#cuphead devil#cuphead the devil#I know everyone loves the dragon shape#but damn#octopus tentacles....#you guys...
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the weirdest, horniest shit i have ever read about 19th century politicians has been written by ostensibly straight middle aged men
#the residence by andrew pyper#memories of the ford administration by john updike#and i just discovered another book that i haven't gotten to read yet but that almost gave me a stroke#what the hap is fuckening#you guys...
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"Stop giving me a reason to pop up and look over there."
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will oscar give sabrina a hot lap
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#you guys...#at this point i don't even need to write the fic anymore (i'm joking)#we're just sharing one braincell regarding oscarina and i think that's hilarious as fuck#oscarina#— ˚₊‧⁺˖ legacy of nemesis#anne talks: with anons
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thinking about seven moons of maali almeida...
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My spouse said he would consider cosplaying as Kenshi for me. 🥺💗
#i can't help myself i am falling so deep into the trenches it's not even funny#you guys...#johnshi is real#it's canon the voice actors told me so (no lie)#i will go down with this ship#personal#max muses
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Stop Shion Slander
#StopShionSlander#Shion bby don't listen to them#???#you guys...#there's Iliterally Izana#but i won't elaborate#u do u#anyways#stop slandering my baby
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i thought there wouldn’t be enough timestamps for this gifset to be a 9 set... turns out theres enough for a 15 set if i really wanted..........
#i drooled...#ik some of them are probably unusable but......................#you guys ...#YOU GUYS...#the bangerz will love me for this one ik it...#li.txt
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had a fun experience on the subway the other day
#mouth is not a sweet bro and hella Jeff reference I never read anything by Hussie#it’s actually based on the jermavenus#mine#comics#diary#to this menacing looking bald guy… i apologize. and if i see you again i might ask you out.#my comics
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Haha… yeah… that’d be crazy…
#“wait so when you guys time travelled you DIDNT meet the giant time baby?”#“not quite but we did see a giant floating baby head? that was mostly when we were travelling between dimensions…”#“YOU WERE WHAT”#my art#gravity falls#phineas and ferb#dipper pines#Mabel pines#phineas flynn#ferb fletcher
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so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.
the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.
i had like, fifteen raw eggs.
i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.
except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.
so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.
#i feel a kinship with that snake#would that i could be a simple tube#and eat my fill of eggs#but being a person is rather nice too#my wife is a saint#and i promise that most of the time she is the goblin and i am the Serious Guy#but i had a little pique of insanity and you know what it was my junior year of college#and i deserved to just go a little insane#you spent 65 hours a week being Rational and then you go home and eat like twenty raw eggs
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stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle
#🐉#im not gonna send either of them to my dad because i value my peace and safety but i really was tempted by the second one#'why do you have to send a card to your dad i thought you hated that guy' well the thing is one time i forgot#when i was like. ten. and his reaction was not something i ever want to relive.
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#us elections#us politics#us election#disclaimer: i fucking know that the trump voters and harris herself are more at fault#i know they both suck#voting harris in would’ve still been some form of damage control. it was always gonna be either her or trump whether you like it or not#now you’ve chosen the greater of two evils. the guy who said israel should finish the job. well done
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i got too optimistic and forgot kamala harris was dealing with the combined powers of racism and misogyny
#whew nothing easy for black women and it never will be good night#us elections#us politics#obviously those aren’t the only reasons my rant is my next post over#after everything he’s done and said why they hail him as a god is beyond me#you guys interacting with this post is making my phone hate me
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