#you guys should follow me on spotify btw

[14th-century-verona-queer]

SOME BACKGROUND INFO:

Heacannon that one day, somehow (don’t ask me how okay its late im running on no brain cells) a speaker in the apartment starts BLARING music

And nobody knows where it came from or how it started but what they DO know is that the speaker is blasting “While You Were Sleeping” by Laufey at full volume. On loop. For 10 or more minutes. But its so loud that you can’t really make out the lyrics that well (so it’s basically just the instrumental and the melody that laufey’s singing without any distinct words ig)

ON TO THE STORY:

“What the FUCK is that noise?? It’s been playing for the past 10 minutes, which one of you idiots put it on?”, Al says irritably.

Wade, being the himbo that he is, (hey! I am not a himbo, thank you very much!) yes you are Wade, the whole fandom agrees, now SHUSH IM TELLING A STORY (my bad) YES YOUR BAD NOW SHH

says, “How do we know YOU didn’t put it on, hmm Al?

Al shuffles over and whacks him upside the head, “I’M BLIND, MOTHERFUCKER. HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT? I DON’T EVEN OWN A GOD DAMN PHONE.”

While..all that..is going on, Logan (who had just woken up from an alcohol-induced nap) stalks into the kitchen wearing a pair of Wade’s hot pink Hello Kitty pajamas, with his eyes reduced to slits (cause yk, hangover and stuff ig?) is like

“what the hell are you guys screaming about and what the fuck is that noi-“

And then he cuts off because Wade and Al just very slowly, very carefully, turn in his direction and stare at him (al kinda just turns in his general direction)

“What the fuck are you guys looking-?”

“I can’t see, honey”

“sorry Althea, facing my general direction, for?”

“..is that my phone, peanut?”

“….yes…what about it, bub” and Logan, bless his oblivious soul, crosses his arms and scrunches his nose up, confused.

“Is that my phone, open to SPOTIFY, CURRENTLY PLAYING THE SONG THAT HAS BEEN BLARING ON LOOP FOR THE PAST 10 FUCKING MINUTES? I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU GOT THE PASSWORD TO MY PHONE, BUT THAT IS A QUESTION FOR ANOTHER DAY CAN YOU PLEASE TURN THAT FUCKING THING OFF ITS GIVING ME TINNITUS.”

and Logan, now mostly awake, slowly pauses the song, and just stares at Wade, waiting for a reaction

“Uh…yes. This is your phone. And what about it?”

”Honey badger..did you put that song on..? See I could be wrong, (even though I never am *logan snorts* HEY!) and I couldn’t hear much, but it sounded a bit too classical and was a bit too jazz pop for the big bad Wolverine to listen to. But now I’m curious sooooo can I see? Pleeeease?”

And Logan, being down bad obviously reluctantly gives it to him cause who is he to not please Wade when he’s begging?? He can’t just NOT when Wade looks so pretty and earnest and is genuinely curious and he knows he won’t make fun of Logan no matter what and he’s pretty and HE’S JUST REALLY PRETTY WE GET IT SHUT UP NOW INNER MONOLOGUE.

Wade gently takes the phone from him and knits his, what would be eyebrows, together

“While you were sleeping?? Kitten (Logan almost chokes at that btw) are you stalking someone? Why didn’t you tell me I could’ve helped!” Wade jokes “Okay but actually, who’s Laufey?”

Logan’s eyes widen and his entire face turns red, not from a blush but from anger. “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T KNOW WHO LAUFEY IS SHE’S AN AMAZING ARTIST AND ACTUALLY TALENTED HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW HER?? I’ve been alive for 200 years, bub, but she’s one of the best artists I’ve ever listened to in my god damn life! How DARE you insult her by not even knowing who she is.”

Wade, who was not paying attention, (Yes i was!) don’t lie to yourself Wade you literally weren’t.

I JUST wrote that you weren’t paying attention, now FOLLOW THE SCRIPT OMG (okay okay but keep going youre making the readers wait too damn long) SHUT YOUR YAP I KNOW ALREADY OH MY FUCKING GOD.

Anyways, Wade was looking at the lyrics instead of paying attention to Logan’s passionate rant (ooh I wish he was passionate with me) Wade actually shut up (okay sorry) you SHOULD BE.

“I'm dancing down streets, smiling to strangers Idiotic things?? I trace it all back, three-thirty AM, that night, something turned in my heart While you were sleeping, I fell in love??” He says confusedly

“Who’d you fall in love with, hmm Peanut?”

To be continued..

Thank you so much for reading!

This is pretty much the first little story that I’ve ever written, so apologies for anything that doesn’t make sense

Yea I’m splitting this into multiple parts because I’m actually kind of considering making this a small little story?

Not quite sure yet! (You better!! I wanna get to the good stuff! Like where Logan ***** while he *** and *****) Wade there will be NO smut in this story PLEASE do not get ahead of yourself. (Oh c’mon!) Sorry dude I’m ace I (personally) do not know how to write any kind of convincing smut, nor do I want to.

(Sorry to any readers who were hoping for that kind of content!)

I have no idea how it went from me just yapping to like actual story jargon, but I am quite aware that it’s weird and will be updating later! (If anyone wants a part 2 ofc)

If you all want a part 2 I’ll make it more “story-like” and won’t have it start off however the fuck it started off this time.

Thank you so much for all your love and support! It means the world

Sorry for the cliffhanger btw loves (not rlly hehe)

-Cori

[timetravelstudies]

whats a good starting point for a guy who wants to get into led zeppelin!!

HEHEHEHEEHEHE… hello anon, come in come in….. sit on this nice cozy chair dont mind the leather straps on the armrests heheeh……..

ok in all seriousness. And ill try to keep this as short as i can. theeee lz experience is hearing them play live, rather than the studio recordings. This may sound weird to hear from a guy born 20 years after lz stopped doing shows lol but theres a LOT of material out there that u can watch/listen to if u wanna get (what i assume is a fraction of) the experience. Probably the easiest thing to find and in best quality (though in my exp the quality of online streams is still atrocious, maybe theres some hq torrents though?) is “the song remains the same”, a concert film of three dates they played at MSG in 1973. but theres also videos floating around of their concerts at Royal Albert Hall 1970 and Earls court 1975 (you can check yt for these) plus a few odds and ends here and there (im a big fan of this tv appearance in france 1969, though this was super early on so their performance “style” isnt yet well defined, esp wrt plant, but the actual playing is still peak imo)

as far of audio-only live recordings go, theres of course the album version of TSRTS, the BBC sessions album (of various radio appearances they did through the years), and the album called “how the west was won” with live versions of many of their more popular songs taken from a couple dates in california in i believe 1972. These are all on spotify or yt or wherever else u listento music. Theyre also really well mastered (and remastered, and re remastered…) bc Jimmy Page is anal like that. So even if theyre live theyre great quality and u can hear every instrument distinctly.

ALSO theres like a million lz bootlegs out there, which is like its own niche subfandom(?). A bootleg is an illegal recording that fans made back in the 70s and then spread around and/or sold for money. the digital versions of many of these are available on yt and archive.org but theres also a huge marked of selling them, the og 70s vinyls are especially prized. idk much about lz bootlegs bc i never could listen to a single one all the way through as all the noise bothers my brain lol so if anyone reading this does and has tips please share<3

I spoke about live stuff bc in my opinion, and also according to members of lz, fans, various music critic type people, basically everyone agrees lol lz studio songs were just kind of the first iteration of what would then mutate and stretch into a more loose, longer, live experience. Imo lz, studio or live, is some of the best music ever made point blank period, but its definitely not for everyone, in that you have to be able to get in that classic rock/prog rock* type of mood of songs lasting anywhere from 6 minutes studio to 35 minutes live, and taking you on this weird journey with ebbs and flows, rather than having a tight structure that is easier to follow and listen to like all pop music ever. i mean this in an entirely value neutral way: a pop song, whether from 1965 or 2015, is easy to listen to bc IT carries YOU through the listening experience, whether you want to or not, whereas for instance a 20 min version of dazed and confused live requires you to willingly be there. Its not work or effort, exactly (at least not to me) but it definitely requires a different type of attention.

and btw maybe you knew all this already lol but i said it incase you or anyone else who ends up reading this doesn’t know a lot about rock

ANYWAY, of course theres also the actual studio albums. i dont think theres any specific way you should listen To them, like my friend has been going thru them chronologically but back in the day when i was just getting into lz i just jumped from one song or album to another as the mood struck me (which is how hoth ended up being the first lz album i ever heard… i think itd finished torrenting first and i liked the cover and took it on my ipod on holiday with me, and now its my favorite album of all time & engraved on my very soul lol). If you want MY recs of the stuff i like best, i have this recruitment playlist where i put a mix of my fave lz songs and the ones i think are must-listen for any new fan.

Ok so i ended up writing a bunch anyway LMAO. ty for the ask lmk if u have any specific questions ❤️

[uriekukistan]

ummm. you know which weirdos i’m gonna ask for hcs of . those guys

ahhhh yes the sillies themselves kicks feet and giggles thank u for the ask :3

talking thru ur fic with u gave me such saiko and her mutsurie agenda brainrot....

she is PLOTTING like crazy. she's planning out of the house activities and not inviting mutsurie so they're stuck at home alone together. she's asking mutsuki and urie to meet her at the same place at the same time and not showing up (it's a bit hard to get urie to actually go...probably has to owe him one gym session per occurrence, but it’s worth it to her). she's interrogating them for information she can use to make them closer ("you like radwimps? yk who else likes radwimps, mutsuki? urie. i heard they're having a concert soon. you should see if he wants to go!")

they do end up going to the radwimps concert btw (mutsi asked, very awkwardly ofc). and they have a good time together, after they argue about wearing earplugs of course (urie is pro earplugs, mutsuki would be happy to go deaf over a radwimps concert- mutsuki compromises and wears one earplug). mutsi falls asleep on urie's shoulder in the cab on the way home. he doesn't shrug him off or try to wake him up (until they get to the chateau). a win for fangirl saiko tbh, especially since they start following each other on spotify after :3 a step in the right direction. a bonding moment, even.

[aromanticgarbage]

Hi!!! What do you honestly like about our boy Joji? What got you into him? Favorite song? Favorite quote from him?? Cool blog BTW. ❤️

Hiiiii <33333

Putting this under a read more because it got long af.

God i think part of the reason why im so obsessed with him is the duality of his character and artistic expression. He used to describe himself as conflicted a lot, especially in his earlier interviews and that pretty much hits the nail in the head i think. I love both his music and filthy frank a lot but I wouldn't be so fascinated with the person behind either of these things if they weren't made by the same guy. I just think he is a fascinating character.

What got me into him? I'm honestly pretty late to the party, i stumbled upon slow dancing in the dark on some random playlist at some point mid 2023. Slow dancing in the dark got famous for a reason: its so fucking good, i was playing it on a loop for weeks. Later i stumbled upon pretty boy, once again by pure chance. I was playing it on loop for a looong time as well. I hadn't even noticed that both of these songs were by the same artist at the time.

Fast forward a few months later, someone i follow here on tumblr dot com rebloged a post that expressed ops utter bafflement that filthy frank had turned his career around so dramatically and that he was a "sadboy musician now". The term slursona was thrown around. The ballads 1 album cover was included in the post and i recognised it imediatelly but i also recognised the name filthy frank.

You see, back in the day my older sister was a huge fan. She was really into this era of youtube bless her heart but ff was one of her faves. She had showed me human ramen AND hair cake back then but i was pretty young and I didn't really speak english well enough to fully understand what was going on. Nonetheless, i was morbidly fascinated but i never got into ff myself. Still i knew who he was.

Finding out that i was listening to his music a DECADE later from a random tumblr post gave me the whiplash of my fucking life. I genuinely got so scared i went and removed sditd from my character playlists and spotify liked songs lol. I let that revelation shimmer within me for a few months until one day i finally decided that i should do some research on the matter. I think i watched the slow dancing in the dark mv first and it completely blew me away. Then i watched the weeaboos video and it made me cry from laughter.

Somehow i ended up listening to his entire discography and watching Every Single filthy frank video ever made. At some point i discovered the notorious filthy frank exposes himself video and that once again blew my mind. I realised that he was the one who accidentally started the harlem shake trend back in 2013. Blew my mind. I listened to pink season ans i realised that the help song ive been seeing around since forever was a pink guy song. Blew my mind. I went home for the holidays and i talked to my other sister about my newfound obsession. Turns out she knew him from glimpses of us. Blew her mind too. Talked to my brother, he knew him from glimpses of us as well. We were all screaming about it for a few days.

This whole phase of mine started at some point in March and its only been getting worse. I don't know how we got here but im not complaining.

If i had to choose a favourite song.... sanctuary is my most listened to song of the year so far, so i probably have to go with that but also sditd, you suck Charlie, like you do, pretty boy, yukon, Mr Hollywood, no fun, demons, see you in 40, nightrider, modus (just to name a few)..... they all hold a very special place in my heart... I just love pretty much most of his songs a whole lot.

As for favourite quote im afraid I don't have a super serious answer to this question fjdksdks. "I just wanna make people sad and horny" is a strong one but also "sorry for being An Fag" and "fucking everyone smokes weed in central park...." fascinate me to no end.

Thank you so much for your questions !! <33 its always nice to have an excuse to ramble tehe.

[jakejeffreyperalta]

btw you guys should follow me on pinterest and spotify they're very sexy i think you'll like them

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[behindthenerd]

🎶✨when you get this, put 5 songs you actually listen to, then publish. Send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨

Sorry I took forever to answer this. Been busy and music is not something I'm normal about so I wanted to actually sit down and do this right. WANNA HEAR ABOUT MUSIC I ACTUALLY LISTEN TO!?

I'll take you down the latest five songs that have been added to my Spotify playlist "Songs That Live Rent Free". This is a playlist I add a song if I happen to have it still playing in my head to the point of me asking it to stop.

#1

Added five days ago was Waste My Time - Scandroid X Celldweller!

This song came out a day before my birthday. XD I was soooo hyped and it delivers! Klay is both Scandroid and Celldweller, but they projects have very different styles. So when he makes something that mixes those style, he puts both names. This song is kind of has a... punk rock? Vibe? Which is new from Klay! So I really love it. This was originally going to be a song with someone else, but things fell apart and it seems he got to repurpose it for something else!

#2

Next on the playlist is As Above, So Below - Essenger x Cryoshell

So, big bionicle fan that is Essenger... got to collaborate with THE CYROSHELL! For Bionicle day!!! That's so coool!!!! I love both of these artists, so for both to get together and make a banger? Oh my gosh I'm not normal about it. The way Ess mixes both his style with Cyroshell? Chef kiss... AND ESSENGER SCREAMING? Like these are brand new vocals from him. Apparently he has been training with someone to get those distortions.

#3

Next we got Fight Me, Erebus - Rabbit Junk.

So this is going on the new FiXT Radium collection. I honestly need to listen to Rabbit Junk more. This song is sooo good. That intro gets me every time. So good. I don't have as much to say about this one but it is sooo good.

#4

Next we have Static Eyes - Nouveau Arcade

From their new album, Dead Hearts, we have Static Eyes! It's a very fun song. Synthwave vibes for all your needs. Len always kills it with those vocals. You should go listen to Dead Hearts right now... honestly... You can listen to it most streaming platforms, and buy it off Bandcamp. The guys in the band are super nice.

#5

Now I'm cheating a little... the next on the playlist I don't listen to on the regular. (It is Zydrate Anatomy btw) so I'm going to the one after it, which I actually listen to SO FREAKING MUCH. Like... I listen to it so much I just went ahead and bought it off Bandcamp because the song means so much to me now.

The Last Day of The Universe - Raizer

This song makes me feel things dude... It captures the scene of space so well with just the instrumentals... Anton's vocals makes me want to cry... The only right way to listen to this song is on full blast so the music wraps around you...

And it had a story that wasn't shared in many places? and I think it wasn't translated the best? But from what I remember (take this with a grain of salt) it's about a man and women (I don't remember their names) who fell in love, changed over time, (the man into a robot, the woman into an AI) and they embark on a mission... to witness all of time and space. I just... I feel so many things about it man.

So yeah! Those are my songs. ALLL OF THEM ARE FROM THE FIXT LABEL BLAH BLAH BLAH YEAH I SIMP FOR THE LABEL. But that's because I am on the FiXT Discord! Which is a very fun place. If you wanna talk about the music I linked here, that would be the place. (or my dms lol)

[thirsthourdemon]

Headcanon on their online platforms but mainly on Twitch, onlyfans stuff, patreon, tumblr

Includes: Demon bros + undateablesss

Genre: Crack, Fluff and slight smut

Warnings: NSFW mentions

||Lucifer

-He didn’t have a big online presence because he was active, no no

-He had an online presence cause everyone always sees him on Diavolo s pictures and such so for a time they shared an audience

-One time Diavolo and Barbatos were doing a thing where they read a book aloud for some sort of game

-Diavolo kind of recorded that for a little bit

-ASMR I TELL YOU

-People liked it so much they suggested for “the one with the deep cold voice”, luci, to do asmr on youtube or something

-He doesn’t know what an Onlyfans is however he does have a patreon.

-Diavolo was interested in the idea and discussed it with him

-HE BLEW UP CAUSE EVERYONE WAS FREAKING OUT OVER HOW AMAZING HIS VOICE WAS OF COURSE! 😡

-His fandom consists of either people who are interested in what he reads or...Horny people who get off at how proper and low his voice is

-His profile picture is a picture of him with his head cropped out where he’s fixing his gloves

-Luci isnt like super famous but he has a loyal fanbase that appreciates him a lot also lots of simps with daddy issues

-He was confused as to why someone would ask him to be their father

-He gets the daddy kink but why???

-Last post: A picture MC took where he’s holding a whip cause mammon fucked something up 🙂

||Mammon

-Bold of us to assume he didn’t already have one

-You already know why he’s on here.

-He has random content but he mainly got his audience since he kind of tried modeling thing for a while. It was for a big brand on their new jock type jackets

-Mammon really wanted cash at that time and he got the thing over and done with making him a couple more grims richer

-The photographers told him they could transfer the pictures though! So he just saved his pictures because “Who wouldn’t want a picture of THE mammon?”

-That gave him the idea

-His audience? Whoreknee

-They even accept the fact that his captions for some pictures are “You should be honored you get pictures of me”

-He posts that with a blushing face half of the time HAHAHAHA

-Levi found it and just laughed at the pictures

-Surprisingly enough the pictures were actually well taken because MC was forced into em

-His most popular picture was the one with him was actually a picture that the brothers took of him tucking in what appeared to be goldie on a seperate MINI BED WITH A SMALL TOY LAMP BESIDE IT

-He did a QnA for his followers to celebrate on his instagram

-PFFTT He got so many questions about Goldie

-Was dubbed “Goldie’s Daddy” after that

-Last post: A picture of him wearing the new Luxury brand jacket he got and his keys in front of his car with the caption “Daddy’s going for a ride”

||Leviathan

-I’ve always head canon that Levi knows how to draw digital emotes. Like he just picked it up cause he wanted to make fanart of him in henry together 😔

-Also has a red bubble or an etsy where he sells some prints and stickers of fanart 👀

-He went on twitch since there were so many TSL streamers there who just played games while they discussed theories as well

-Levi is an emote artist and while he draws he sometimes just discusses the theories with his fellow Yucky Otakus

-He’s the type to really interact with everyone even though he barely does that in real life

-Sometimes though when he gets packages that fans sent or ones that he ordered he’d stream unboxing them.

-He hates showing his face? Oh dont worry He’s wearing a facemask and all that

-His fandom is genuinely into him. Like they actually like him as a person but kinda once got into a scandal on gatekeeping

-He took a break for a bit but he kind of said sorry and everyone just forgave him because he isn’t really the type to do drama and it was just that one instance-

-Overall loved by the community due to how chill he is and how invested he is on fan theories

-He has a twitter btw and lemme tell you it’s just threads and threads of discussions

-Whenever he does stream unboxing videos though and he shows his shelves everyone freaks out how he has EVERY FUCKING VOLUME OF EVERY ANIME AND GAME

-People sometimes ask him personal questions and he tries his best to try to answer them but he shows a face where he looks uncomfy

-Everyone just bullies anyone who makes him uncomfy giving his fanbase a very protective reputation

-Last post: “Unboxing fanmail L8er @ 10pm LOL CYA GUYS XD”

||Satan

-He has a tumblr. You cant tell me he doesn’t have one.

-He had tumblr like back in the old day though like when porn was still available here.

-Get this...He’s known all through out the academia blogs. He INVENTED Academia

-Satan has 1 blog and that’s it. It’s his main blog and he just posts pictures of the book cover and does essays, reviews or sometimes he writes the ending he wanted to happen.

-Dont get me wrong he has a patreon but only because people loved getting more exclusive takes of stuff like his book notes on certain pages or sometimes his notes and thoughts on Artistic Erotica

-Probably has a Ko-Fi because he though he needed it after most of the blogs he followed had it

-He thinks it should be “Table of Content” and not “Masterlist” so he uses just that

-Profile picture is him wearing his signature washed out green grandma sweater while he has a book in hand and a cup of earl grey on his table

-People go to him falling in love with his aesthetic and Book reviews but they stay in love with him because he is big on one on one discussions actually

-He goes for one on one voice calls where he just...He talks to you about any book of your choosing

-Fans send him tea but he knows better than to eat something a stranger gives so he makes beel take a taste first sometimes but ultimately scolds the boy when he takes too much

-He wasn’t supposed to have merch but everyone liked the idea of small packages (More like letters) that really do look old and vintage

-He usually only give those to the people who pay for the top tier stuff

-It usually contains 1 type of tea, a letter he wrote for them himself and a bookmark with his name stamped on it

-He got the stamp custom made ❤️

-Last post: (Insert 5k word essay)

This is what I thought of Edgar Allan Poe’s “A cask of Amatillado”

Playlist: (Insert soft classic Music playlist on Spotify)

Tea: Black Currant

||Asmodeus

-ONLY FANS THROUGH AND THROUGH

-Is a brand influencer as well

-The brand ambassador of this pretty well known semi-luxury skin care brand

-His devilgram? Perfectly made by his PR team which is just him and solomon

-Before I move onto the NSFW stuff I want to emphasize how Beautiful his instagram is and his aesthetic

-His aesthetic is romantic/sexual tension/Unparalleled beauty

-Also a make up brand influencer and has his own make up line

-something along the lines of “The Devil’s box of charms 🖤”

-The type to DG live whenever he’s just showing off the make up look he did or the outfit he got

-The house of lamentation may have PR packages stacking up due to how most of them have an online influence but out of 10 boxes 7 of them would be for Asmo

-OKAY NOW ONTO NSFW STUFF

-Lemme tell you this...He has a specific drawer and space in his closet just for the sexy outfits he has.

-The demon’s onlyfans has pictures of him just teasing his audience where he’s wearing a black skintight get up and his bulge is showing

-Nudes are for mid and top tiers

-His fandom loves seeing in stocking and chokers

-“The choker is from etsy and here’s the link to their shop~”

-He doesnt completely show his body but...Him in suggestive clothing gets everyone pre cumming

-His fandom is just filled with simps 😔

-He loves them and blows a kiss towards the camera everytime he ends a live

-Probably has had a scandal or 4

-Posted an Ahegao once and everyone lost it

-Has been the face for Ahegaos ever since

-Belle delphine who?

-Definitely tik tok famous too 😎

-Has memorized all of Doja Cat’s songs

-Last post: “Hope you guys are ready for tonight’s session~ 😈” With a picture of him in an Fuchsia and black themed lingerie set. A collar with a bell on it.

-Bonus: One time Solomon summoned him while he was taking pictures and he was still in his lingerie set. 😛

||Beelzebub

-Was originally inspired by Mukbangs Channels so he did them on youtube too

-You get his Mukbangs on your recommended, You subscribe because of his cute and funny reactions whenever someone in the backgrounds is astounded to how much he’s eating

-Everyone knew beel as a cute guy who just does Mukbangs and loves to eat

-He once did a fridge raid and ended up eating everything in the fridge

-That was THE MOST CHAOTIC VIDEO on his channel cause you can just see luci and MC trying to make him stop

-He eventually got a patreon because mammon told him people will give him more money for food like that and to be honest he made a patreon but mammon takes care of it from time to time

-Oh you knew him as this sweet beautiful boy who just likes eating? hERe HavE sOmE WorKOUt pICs

-His body got everyone thirsty or may I say Starving

-S I M P S everywhere

-His patreon content is just him making small videos eating or pictures of him being all sweaty from the gym 😛💦

-“DADDY BWDONMXMSKC PLEASE FEED US”

-“Eh? You should feed me instead” *opens his mouth*

-Fans send him lots of boxes of weird food to see his reaction sometimes

-Did the fire noodle challenge a bit late but everyone is surprised to how he isn’t giving the reaction like they expected him

-Spice tolerance? Unmatched

-His fandom is either “UwU Beel please eat try this!” Or “Daddy Please FEED US WITH YOUR DELICIOUS THIGHS! 😩🥵💦💦💦”

-He does the service where he sends you his body building pictures except he isn’t sending them, Mammon is.

-Manager Mammon 😎 Gets a half of the profit

-Can I just...BeelProbablyHasnevergottenintoanyscandalbuthasalotofhaterssayingthefansonlylikehimforhishandsomefaceandgreatbodyandnicevoicebutlikewhatiswrongwithlikinghimbecauseofthosethings?Itisntbadtolikethatstuffatall

-Last post: “🍙 Thank you to @(Your Username) for the Onigiri! I finished the whole batch! Please send more food”

||Belphegor

-Sleep Guru

-Im sorry but I cant see him having any other social media aside from tumblr, twitter and Devilgram

-Belphie barely checks his phone but he has tumblr because apparently there’s a thing called the SandMan’s Box Community

-It’s like LootCrate, a subscription service that gives you stuff like Comfy Pillow sheets and tea for better sleeping

-This even gives you something like sleeping masks or ear muffs.

-The community is well...nocturnal

-His ask box is always full of his 100+ mutuals who just discuss stuff with him

-Whenever he actually does try to type online he makes articles about the best sleep positions or stuff like that

-His fandom is just loving mutuals who sleep and take care of each other

-They have a discord server where it just plays soft music to help everyone sleep

-Last post: “Humans aren’t so bad when they’re asleep”

||Luke and Simeon

-He has a big following on twitch where he just bakes sweets in his cute little hat and-

-Clearly you can tell I follow him on twitch

-The type of twitch streamer that no one hates on because why would you? He is literally just baking and cute comments

-Sometimes he streams with Simeon and everyone loves both of them

-When people give money they dont give “money” no no...they call donating headpats

-Luke is just so adorable that everyone just...

-“Angel Lulu’s Protection Squad⭐️”

-He got famous when he...He doesnt want to call it a collab but He made a lot of sweets and gave them to beel so everyone freaked out and thought

-THE SWEET BOY THAT EATS A LOT AND THE ANGELIC CHILD THAT MAKES SWEETS A LOT ARE FRIENDS?!

-He is now pissed that everyone thinks they’re friends 😠

-Basically his fans started making dishes and candy inspired by him

-Sometimes they send it in and Simeon has to confiscate some because

-“Im sorry, guys. You are all really sweet and I know that you mean well but Luke isn’t allowed much sweets yet”

-No one ever EVER lewds luke

-Fortunately Luke’s fandom has the least amount of pedophiles because everyone drives them away the moment they try something

-Whenever luke does fan mail/unboxing videos people just adore how Simeon places a glass of water at the table below the camera and the scissors or cutter he uses is child proof

-Even though Luke is the main person on his account everyone also notices Simeon.

-How couldn’t they? He looked like he wanted to make everyone in the audience live a better life

-Add that with luke’s wholesome baking and BOOM! You are now ready for a better life🌟

-Last post: It’s a picture of Luke shyly showing of his new batch of sun and moon shaped sugar cookies. “Sun and Moon. Tune in later at 3 pm to see how we made these!”

||Solomon

-He barely posts but he helps asmodeus with his stuff

-Too busy with anything else but helps out when things get interesting

-Proposes Ideas for Asmo sometimes when the demon doesn’t know what to wear for a live or a story

-Laughs at Asmo sometimes when he gets into scandals and drama

-Happy cameraman ❤️

-People follow him because 1.) He’s hot 2.) The fans ship him with Asmodeus

-Last Post: “When will you learn 🙂”

||Diavolo

-He is a vlogger~ Not a very active vlogger but a vlogger nonetheless

-He films anything he can but he’s more known on tik tok and devilgram rather than twitch or youtube

-People have been thirsting for him ever since and no one can convince me that they dont just shamelessly call him daddy whenever he goes on live

-Barbatos makes sure however that whenever it isnt appropriate anymore that he would tell diavolo to turn the camera off

-Wranggled Luci into his mess and now everyone knows the face of that one dude who just reads documents

-Everyone lowkey ships them

-Diavolo is the type to take a picture of a big meeting or a retreat out of instinct to just document his life

-He actually didnt know about vloggers before but he just liked the thought of documenting it

-Everyone picks up “Master” vibes as they say from him hehehe

-He doesnt have an Onlyfans or patreon 😔😔😔

-I honestly would have subscribed to his services

-Last post: “Barbatos made a delicious meal for us at the retreat today” Along with a picture of the Beautiful Demon Delicacy Spread in the table.

Taglist: No one yet (Please be part of the taglist for more content like this ☹️ It’s getting really discouraging)

[fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-liar]

Introduction Post!!!

Hey everyone! I figure that now that I have a Tumblr account, I should introduce myself to my fellow Tumblr users. Because why not??

First of all, I don’t think it’s too hard to ask to not be a douchebag, so don’t be one. Plain and simple. Secondly, I am staying away from politics on this blog, because I (as well as many others) use Tumblr for escapism. I don’t want to bog Tumblr down with real life stuff. 

Okay, now the fun stuff!! :D

Likes/Hobbies: 

Reading - I've been a big reader since I was 2/3 years old. When I was younger, one of the biggest things you could do to piss me off was to not like reading (TBH, it still pisses me off a l’il if people don’t like to read, but I’ve been working on trying not to get as annoyed by it - after all, respect people’s opinions). Have a book rec for me? Want a book rec from me? Let me know! WE COULD FORM A VIRTUAL BOOK CLUB

Musical Theater - in love with Hamilton, Dear Evan Hansen, Heathers, and Six (which is criminally underrated, BTW). I’m kinda mixed on Be More Chill. 

My friends actually deterred me from musical theater because they quoted/sung/talked about Hamilton NON-STOP (I promise I’m not this annoying) - Cut to Hamilton dropping on Disney+, and now I’m Hamiltrash

Dear Evan Hansen was the first musical I actually got obsessed with after reading the novelization.

Saw a “Candy Store” and then “Beautiful” animatic & now I’m part of the Heathers fandom

Heard Annapantsu’s cover of “All You Wanna Do,” thought Six sounded interesting, heard the Aimie Atkinson version, fell in love. Then heard “Don’t Lose Ur Head” on Spotify - Became a hardcore fan after hearing those two songs 

I wanted to like Be More Chill because out of all the musicals, the plot of BMC sounded the most interesting. I like some of the songs (mainly “Be More Chill Pt. 1,” “A Guy That I’d Kinda Be Into,” “Michael in the Bathroom,” and “The Smartphone Hour [Rich Set a Fire]”), and everyone’s (both OG Cast & Broadway) vocals are great, but a lot of the songs aren’t doing it for me

Musicals to get into: Beetlejuice, Mean Girls (I enjoy “Meet the Plastics” though), Hadestown

Animation (too bad I can’t draw) - say what you want about Disney not putting in any effort with their movies anymore (live-action remakes and garbage sequels, I’m looking at you), Disney TVA is still as great as ever (and other non-Disney animated shows are obviously great as well) Animated fandoms:

Kim Possible

Phineas & Ferb

Gravity Falls

DuckTales 2017

Tangled: The Series

Mickey Mouse (2013)

Avatar: The Last Airbender

The Dragon Prince

The Amazing World of Gumball

Wanna get into Hilda, BoJack, She-Ra, & Amphibia

Other TV shows! - currently watching Community (which is like my comfort show) and Middleditch & Schwartz. Also started Anne with an E (it’s better than books, which I already thought were pretty awesome?? That almost never happens??). Wanna get into the Schur-verse as well (Parks & Rec, The Good Place, Brooklyn 99)

Mythology!! - gotta be honest, not a huge fan of Greek (feel like I’m overexposed to it), but Aztec mythology, Incan mythology, Norse mythology, and differing myth systems of Africa/Polynesia/Native Americans? Yes please! And since I’m Hindu, I’ve been raised on lots of Hindu epics & myths, so I’ve got kind of a bias towards Hindu mythology as well. Know any fun myths? Lemme know! Let’s chat!!

Random stuff/misc. - trivia (love Trivia Crack, part of Scholastic Bowl); recently started writing short stories (both fanfic and not fanfic); also Disney (hate the company’s policies, but I still follow literally everything regarding their upcoming projects and find easter eggs/trivia in/about each of their movies); podcasts (listening to The Darkest Timeline with Ken Jeong and Joel McHale - same with the books/myths, if y’all got any more podcast recs for me, let me know!); Among Us; chocolate

Okay, so.

I was gonna do a dislikes section, but that’s no fun. Also, this post is long enough, and it’s a quarter till eleven right now and I have to get ready early tomorrow. So, I’m just gonna post this as it is - I hope you got to know me better! Hopefully I can come back and edit it, lol, because knowing me I definitely forgot a lot of stuff

[daily-dose-of-imagines]

𝕷𝖔𝖛𝖊 𝖎𝖘 𝕯𝖊𝖆𝖉

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Anonymous asked: hello! can I request number 53, haikyuu with Admin Brando, thank you!

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Sorry this took so long! The end of the semester is always a busy time. 

BTW, this was one of our Spotify Top 100 requests.

So I’m excited that you chose 53, cause that’s Love Is Dead And We Killed Her by Doll Skin which is one of my favorite bands. Y’all should check them out! 

“Fuck.” The dark figure pulled off his helmet and examined the motionless body in front of him. 

This was the fifth time that (y/n)’s target got snubbed before he could press his dagger in. 

The FIFTH TIME. 

It was unacceptable. (y/n) prided himself as the best killer for hire around; he was efficient, never asked questions, and stood by his strong moral code. He was regarded as an elite assassin, and would /usually/ get his kill no problem. However, lately, someone was being given the same target and was just slightly faster. And the worst part about it was how sloppy they were. They didn’t even use elegant methods to eliminate their targets, just a bullet, and nothing more. (y/n) sighed, kicking the lifeless body. This was unacceptable. 

This time he was going to kill his target first.

Or kill the bastard that was always one step ahead of him.

Whoever he happened to see first.  

This next target was easy. A hotshot mafia member who had stepped out of line, throwing an elaborate party to try and throw off any retaliation. Sneak into the party, take out the target discreetly, get out. Nothing he hadn’t done before. (y/n) stepped out of his car and threw his keys to the valet. He adjusted the cuffs of his finely pressed black suit, gave off a confident smirk, and made his way into the extravagant party. 

Throughout the evening, (y/n) kept a low profile, until his target was located, loudly bragging about his party at the bar. (y/n) joined the small crowd talking to him, pretending to hang on every word, as he carefully reached to slip poison into the host’s drink. Before he could reach, he felt a strong hand seize his wrist and pull him back. (y/n) whipped around to be face to face with the aggressor. 

“Oh, how I’ve been /dying/ to meet you.”

(y/n) quickly slipped the vile back into his sleeve, glaring hard at the man who had interrupted at the worst possible moment. “I’m sorry,” (y/n) attempted to pull his arm away, but couldn’t break through the man’s surprisingly strong grip. He quickly glanced to the target, who didn’t seem to notice the kerfuffle, “I believe you may be mistaken, I’m not who you’re looking for.” 

The tall man grinned, “Oh don’t worry, you’re exactly who I am looking for.” He pulled him in close and whispered, “And unless you want everyone here to know that you were about to slip something into that guy’s drink, I advise you just play along.”

(y/n) gawked at the man, and was met with a seemingly innocent grin.

 “You can call me Oikawa.” The man mentioned, before pulling (y/n) away from the group. (y/n) stumbled behind him, getting a good long look at him. He was tall, well built, well-kempt brown hair, and had this aura around him that just screamed asshole. The man stopped suddenly, pulling (y/n) close to him, “How about a dance?”

Before he could answer, Oikawa began moving them swiftly across the dancefloor. 

“W-What are you doing??” (y/n) asked in a slightly too loud way, drawing a handful of curious onlookers. 

“Calm down,” The man responded in a cheerful tone that was somehow full of malice, “And don’t make me look bad.”

All (y/n) could do was match his pace, unless he wanted to be hit by the other dancing couples. As they gracefully moved around the room, (y/n) studied the mysterious yet irritating stranger’s face. He was irritating, but damn, (y/n) had to admit he was pretty. /Too bad his personality ruins it/ thought (y/n) as he was spun around.

 /Whatever, once this finishes I’ll sneak away to finish what I was doing/. As the song ended, Oikawa looked down at (y/n), “You’re a surprisingly decent dancer,” he laughed, “With a bit of practice, you could be an adequate dance partner for me.”

“Well,” (y/n) replied, finally able to remove himself from the man’s grip “I’m not sure what this was but this was... something. But if you’ll excuse me.” (y/n) made his way out onto the balcony, trying to reassess his situation. (y/n) leaned against the railing, sighing loudly. /This is the worst./ 

“What’s wrong, babe?” A familiarly irritating voice asked, making (y/n) jump slightly. (y/n) whipped around, and was yet again face to face with Oikawa. 

(y/n) squinted at him, “Why do you insist on following me around?” 

“Because you’re interesting.” Oikawa leaned his back on the railing next to (y/n), “And I’ve been so dreadfully bored.  And you have to admit, being with me this evening was fun.”

There was a pleasant moment of silence, as (y/n) stared at Oikawa’s carefree demeanor. This moment was over faster than it started, as Oikawa’s eyes widened and he grinned, “Oh! I almost forgot!”

(y/n) turned to see where Oikawa was staring and saw the host of the party, his target. Faster than (y/n) could process, the brunette pulled out a silenced pistol, and shot the host straight in the back of the head. 

“What??” (y/n) yelled at him, staring at the gun. “What?!” he yelled again, this time toward the motionless body of his target on the floor.

Oikawa turned to (y/n), “Sorry to cut our evening short, but I must be going.” He jumped up onto the railing, “And once again, it was a pleasure to finally meet you. I’ll see you next time.” As if to punctuate his sentence in the most dramatic way possible, Oikawa blew (y/n) a kiss, before leaping off and disappearing into the darkness.

 As screams erupted and the party turned to chaos, (y/n) was frozen. The man’s words echoed in his head. /That bastard/. 

[naivesilver]

8 songs, 8 people 🎶

Tagged by: @bewilderedmoth thank you so much dear <3

RULES: answer the 8 song prompts, then tag 8 people 

1. favorite song at the moment:

I’ve been listening to Of the Night by Bastille literally every night for the past week or so I don’t know if my brain will ever get rid of it. Both very haunting and fun to dance to.

2. a song you associate with your favorite ship:

Ooooh boy. So it’s hard to pick an absolute fave, but I’ll give you the top ranking ones at this very moment.

For Vector/Espio (especially the IDW canon ones - if you know, you know): Where I Can’t Follow by Amy Kuney (Why do you go where I can’t follow?/I hate to watch you fall apart/Oh, why must you bear this burden alone?/Oh, you know it breaks my heart)

For Lampwick/Pinocchio (YOU KNOW ME YOU KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN IN THESE TRYING TIMES): Wonder by Shawn Mendes (I wonder if I’m being real/Do I speak the truth or do I filter how I feel (...) And I wonder if someday you’ll be by my side/And tell me that the world will end up alright) BUT ALSO Like Real People Do by Hozier (I had a thought, dear, however scary/About that night, the bugs and the dirt (...) I will not ask you where you came from/I will not ask and neither should you/Honey, just put your sweet lips to my lips/We should just kiss like real people do)

AND this is cheating I know for platonic!August&Emma: True Believer by Brett James (I don’t pretend to be a hero/We both know I’m too flawed for that/But if you ever need a rescue/Just know I always have your back)

3. a song that could be about you:

13yo was very sad and edgy and answered Fucking Perfect by Pink to the exact same question, but now I’m proud to say that it’s gotten better and now I’m a little less sad and WAAAAY angrier so the current answer is La fine del mondo by Anastasio, who wants to watch the Sistine Chapel crumble down to pieces

4. a song you think is overrated:

I really get how that My Bestie song became so popular and at this point I’m afraid to ask. Like, I don’t understand what the lyrics mean, and it gets kinda annoying after the third Instragram reel that features it, but to each their own, I guess?

5. a song that reminds you of a good memory:

Bring Me To Life is one of the most dramatic, accidental meme songs in existence, but when I listen to it I can’t help but be taken back to my late childhood/early teenage years where I’d watch Pokemon or Sonic AMVs including it non-stop. It were some shit years, but the memories I have about joining internet fandom in what small ways I had are irreplaceable and I wouldn’t give them up for the entire world.

The same principle works for Going Under and My Immortal, btw. “Sad Sonic Fanarts Vid” vibes all around.

6. the last song you listened to:

Tall Tall Shadow by Basia Bulat, which incidentally is also a song that I associate with August a fucking lot so it fits the mood of this summer :^)

7. a song that makes you laugh:

Liv once sent a song titled Hydra during a time period where we’d become infatuated with nostalgic Marvel stuff again and I only keep it in my playlist for the sole purpose of making me laugh when the Spotify shuffle brings it on. Picture me sitting in my car minding my business and then this very serious, sad voice starts crooning “TAKE ME BACK TO HYDRAAAA” in my ear. I lose it every time.

8. a song you want your mutuals to listen to:

Guys stream La Certa by Caparezza if you want your relationship with death to be turned upside down (in an...actually sensible way) and also because it’s a fucking good song

Tagging @samanthacblack18 @freenklin-labby @tekina-fiction @dxrkblaze @seagull-laugh-girl @stardusteyes @roosebaldton @ilgattopatata

[cloudstongue]

ive been thinking about this post a lot

warning there will be yapping. im so sorry desklamper,,,, but some thing ive noticed is that anybody of any age can and will say this which disgusts me. first of all, nobody should be saying this. but theres like 9 year olds out there with this type of humor?? and people will treat it like its nothing because of how normalized this is??? it pissed me of so damn much just have some RESPECT. HOW HARD IS IT. GOD

something ive been especially thinking about is this guy who said “im gonna rape you” to one of their friends it was a celebrity…no. not really. it was some guy who was doing well on tiktok,,, the account was niche. so ill say they had a good amount of viewers for the fandom content they were making. they made a. discord server and i joined!! before i knew they were a terrible person this person was extremely intimidating, albeit thats probably because thats my opinion on mostly everyone. we talked sometimes, but our interactions were very brief. nonetheless, we got along well. i was very close friends with this persons best friend, though, and we even kept in touch after!! actually id say i was best friends qith their best friend. so that made me feel a bit special. anywho the best friend evwntually left tje server and when i asked why i was faced with a lot of drama which i wont say for the time being. but it was BAD. anywho that person, the “famous” one, has a spotify account which i follow them on…i stalk them from time to time from there. those xaptions actually reveal a lot believe me

i want to say more about tjis person but i just feel like i cant.

i dont talk to the best friend anymore, we sort of lost touch out of the blue (we werent able to communicate anymore, they lost their account)

i still think of her. she was one of the closest friends ive ever had. i loved her a lot. we had a bond unlike any other..

all of this happen on discord btw cuz i ended up deleting tiktok aka the wordt app to ever exist ig

(TW RAPE/S@ MENTION)

i hate it so much when people are like “im gonna touch you lil bro” or “im gonna rape you” like do you think thats okay????? thats honestly so gross im sorry

no wait im NOT sorry. because who are you to joke around with that

[beatsfortheillperth]

Words with Jetson

Our next interview is with a producer and rapper out of a beautiful place known as Tauranga, in New Zealand, This creative is known as Jetson.

He happens to be one of my cat, Rain's personal favourites for sleep time and regardless of the amount of thumping bass Jetson's music creates and picture frames it knocks over, I understand why he sleeps so sweetly.

Probably a lot to do with the fact that bass has rhythm, just like the sweet sweet words Jetson correlates with his word-plays in tracks such as "Milk" and "SENSEI". Not only impressing cats, Jetson has made moves and connections beyond the long white cloud, proving isolation doesn't always silence brilliance. Jetson brings words any generation can hold some sort of relevance to, words that allow one to notice life moves fast and slow and sometimes you just have to chill and become an observer rather than an instigator.

This is something I feel Jetson has accomplished with his rather low-key approach to releases and interviews.

Jetson is a natural, a true prodigy of sound and a sharer of moods, and to me, is a reminder that with a little bit of passion and persistence, great things can happen, whatever your field.

Jetson’s collective and label - Chill Children is evidence of that, as through it , Jetson is able to work and release with producers and beat-makers all over the globe.

emo the optimist, BACKWHEN, fuyu, eets, and junyii are just some of the diverse talents working with Chill Children and everyone on the catalogue are game-changers that make music that’s anointed in chills. 

Creators that push boundaries and portray emotion through sound in the most soothing way, one must check Chill Children.

So with that I hope you enjoy rare words with the nuance wonder, and in his own words.

Sit back, relax, get baked, create, f**k it.

Enjoy and much love.

Hey man thanks for the opportunity to share words. Let's start with a few random quick questions to get things going. Favourite Beverage: Lemon water. Favourite thing to do in your down-time: Make music/skate. Views on Reincarnation: It will be cool if it is true but I guess it doesn't really change anything if it is 🤷‍♂️ Favourite Food: Sushi. Favourite Album of All Time: Tribe Called Quest - Midnight Marauders A song to break it down to: Ethereal & Playboi Carti - Beef A song to chill to: Durand Jones & The Indications - Cruising to the park Do you prefer Sunrise? or Sunset? Why?: Sunset, because I'm never awake for sunrise. A childhood memory in regards to music: I remember saving up to buy Graduation by Kanye West and listening to that shit front to back for weeks straight. Favourite Place to be: Probably on an island.

Thanks for that, so let's start by asking what inspires you to produce and not only produce but continually produce, what to me is an array of tunes fitting so many genres?

Do you have a set of goals in place when you release a track or do you just hit upload and just hope people are feeling your sound?

What I like to listen to is constantly changing so I like to challenge myself to try and make the things that I'm inspired by.

I like to think that you never know what you're gonna get when you listen to my music but I've still got so much to learn and experiment with. I just try have fun with it and not think about it too much.

How long have you been producing music, and what did you find was hardest to get the hang of when it first came to producing beats?

I had no music theory knowledge or anything when I started making beats (I still don't have much) so there was a lot to learn right away.

Probably the hardest thing that I still battle with is knowing what you should release, what you shouldn't etc. It's hard to balance knowing when something is finished and when it still needs work.

Could you give a quick run-through of the process you follow when it comes to making a beat?

I try to change my process as much as I can to keep things fresh and fun for myself. But I really enjoy hearing a sample somewhere like keys, a quote or a rapper I want to remix, then I start working with that piece and see where it goes.

I'll mess around with the beat for a while and sometimes a track comes out. It can take one day, it can take months. Just depends.

Oldies are always goodies in my books and I have to mention your "bumps from 2014" mixtape, it truly is something special.

What inspired those little bumps? What were you doing back then? Also, can you remember the mood you were in when you made them?

I'm glad you like it haha. That was when I really had no clue what I was doing in terms of making beats, I was making all of those 'off the grid' in Ableton so I was placing drums in random places, I had no idea what bpm the samples were or anything. I really didn't know wtf I was doing, just going off of a vibe. 

My mood was really just being excited about making music, I was living in the basement at my mum's house blasting beats on the speakers all day.

[bumps from 2014] - https://soundcloud.com/sleepgodd/bumps-from-2014

You are also a rapper. My favourite NZ rapper to be more precise so thank you for the vibes you create. How did you find out you had it in you to rap and how old were you?

Damn, I appreciate that ✌️ I started rapping with a friend of mine, Jesse aka j cafe when we were around 20. We'd sit in my room smoking weed, and free-styling over beats on Soundcloud all night. 

Then we decided to make a track, so we found a beat and jumped in the closet to record some vocals on the laptop microphone.

We put it up on Soundcloud and I've been addicted to making music ever since.

Link to j cafe’s Soundcloud here - https://soundcloud.com/j-cafe

Cover art for Jetson’s 2019 rap release - bluntscraps

Album cover art by Takuroh Toyama

When did you first start rapping in front of others? What did it feel like in the beginning compared to now when you perform live?

I was insanely nervous the first time I ever did anything live and that feeling really hasn't left me lol.

Except now I know how to deal with nerves a bit better and actually enjoy the whole experience of doing something live.

I definitely think I'm a lot better now than my first time doing it, but I still kinda suck 😂 Staying on topic with your rapping, material-wise you have mad skills, your music is forever helping me chill out so thank you.

When did you start writing down your words and turning them into structured songs? Do you have any other artists that inspire your writing style?

When I was younger I really liked the flow of rappers rather than what they were actually saying.

Dudes like MF Doom and Earl Sweatshirt really influenced me at the start wanting to come up with lines that were catchy and different.

To form an actual track I usually just mumble over beats to get the flow, then I start placing words in the spots where I think they fit.

Does your family know you make music? If so what do they think of it, any dance parties in the Jetson Family Household? 

My immediate family all know and support my music. My mum used to have one of my tracks as her ringtone for years lol.

No jetson dance parties yet, but seems like every year more people in my extended family know about my music.

You were also a member of NZ Duo, Chill Children of which you rap and produce with yet another kiwi talent, both having low-key approaches when it comes to presenting yourselves through social media. What happened with that?

Me and J Cafe started Chill Children as a rap project in the early days but we moved to different places in the world and started doing our own solo projects so things sort of stopped happening with it.

I still credit those times with really getting me started on music though. He's still making dope shit and we'll probably link up on a track soon.

So then it became a sort of collective community, and through your Chill Children Soundcloud, you allow a platform for other artists to have their music heard.

Much Love on the concept, What inspired you to start sharing other artists music and what keeps you sharing? I'm very grateful btw, too many gems.

I work on music a lot with my friend emo the optimist (aka kodama) and we always wanted to run a label/collective kind of thing so we could release music from artists that we really liked.

After me and Jesse started doing our own thing, Chill Children seemed like the perfect place to start doing that.

It's one of my favorite things to work on as we have a hand in working with the artists on every release. I just love that we're able to share so much music that we really like with the world.

Check Chill Children here -

Bandcamp - https://chillchildren.bandcamp.com/

Soundcloud - https://soundcloud.com/chillchildren

Instagram - @chillchildren

Any new Chill Children material we should keep an eye out for?

We always have new music from new artists dropping so definitely follow our instagram/twitter if you want to stay updated on it.

We're currently working on a phonk compilation with guys like DJ Yung Vamp, Genshin etc. It's gonna be crazy 🤯

Back to your solo releases through your alias Jetson. What made you want to start putting out your material alone? Also, do you have a favourite Jetson release?

I really felt like I had to release music solo to see what I could do.

I've learned so much about myself through that process, became more confident and a better musician.

Probably my favorite rap track I've made is called 'Escape'.

Not many people have heard it but it's on Spotify and other places.

My favorite beat I've made is probably 'dylan rieder'.

Have to ask, are you working on any new releases we should keep an ear out for? If so, what can we expect with your coming releases?

I just released an album on Bandcamp called THROWED TAPES which was really influenced by DJ screw and other phonk producers.

I'm working on a lofi R&B tape for Bandcamp, a lofi beat tape, and I really want to release a rap EP.

Who knows when those will come out though haha

Taking it back a little to your rapping again I have to mention "Milk". What inspires the words in this track?

Also please share the story behind your track "Melancholy"? The words are somewhat mesmerizing, thank you!

With milk, I just heard the beat from bsd.u and really wanted to make something weird that just followed the flow of the beat.

On melancholy I tried to think about what I was saying a little more. The instrumental is so introspective and smooth I knew I had to come correct on it.

THROWED TAPES By Jetson, released August, 27, 2020

Musical Recommendations?

junyii - emo the optimist - knxwledge - j cafe - jesse james solomon - the smiths - dj yung vamp - shuggie otis - hm surf - alicks - MIKE - baccyard - meraki soul - steve hiett I could go on for days though lol

Creatives to keep an eye out for in music and art? Takuroh Toyama (photography) Moebius (visual art) Steve Hiett (photography/music) Any Last Words?

It really trips me out that people enjoy something I love to do so much.

So just thank you for vibing with me, I have a lot more to share ✌️

Support Jetson here -

Soundcloud - https://soundcloud.com/highimjetson

Bandcamp - https://jetsonbumps.bandcamp.com/

Spotify - https://open.spotify.com/artist/2bkf2PmiVyfCqg2uzIFIqJ

Twitter - https://twitter.com/jetsonbumps

Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/jetsonn/?hl=en

Milk by Jetson (Production by bsd.u)

[iamnotawomanimagod]

ttg rant incoming

I’m a huuuge Try Guys fan (if you happen to follow the half-million view “Every Episode of The Try Guys in Chronological Order” playlist on YouTube - hi, you’re welcome, that’s me, updating every time there’s a new video,) and I’ve been supporting their Patreon for over a year now at the $3 tier. 

(Before I start complaining a lot, just know that I’m going to continue doing so at that tier, because I do want to continue to support them.)

That being said, I think they’re way overcharging for their Patreon tiers now, and they’re not delivering enough content to justify the asking price.

Obviously Patreon is their “side business” in terms of content production, and part of being a Patron is just recognizing that you’re making a contribution to support an artist because you like them, not just because you expect something in return. That’s what the baseline reward tiers are for - $1-$3 from a thousand or so fans can go a long, long way for small content producers. I think most people recognize that, if they just want to support an artist for being an artist, those lowest tiers are one of the options.

In my opinion, the upper reward tiers should offer significant, exclusive rewards for more dedicated fans who are able and willing to pay to see more from their favorite creators. This means that, typically, somewhere between $5-$15 should include exclusive bonus content. 

Last year, The Try Guys were really inconsistent with delivering at this tier (they themselves have admitted to their Patrons that they need to do better,) so I didn’t go for it. In January of this year, they offered over an hour of exclusive content, so I finally bit the bullet and upgraded to the $10 tier. I was definitely disappointed at the minimal lack of backlogged content, because I’d been expecting a lot more, given how long their Patreon has been running, and how long they’ve been advertising bonus content at that tier. But, given their previous apologies and the amount of content in January, I felt like it was a good investment and an opportunity to show interest in consistency when it comes to delivery of bonus content.

If you’re asking people to pay the same amount per month as services like Spotify and Netflix, then you should offer an equivalent amount of content by scale. So if someone expects to get two to three hours of entertainment from Netflix per week (on the conservative side for me, personally,) that’s 12 hours minimum per month. Obviously, The Try Guys are a small team, less than 20 employees, so it’s completely unreasonable to expect them to produce that much bonus content. I’m in no way asking for that. But I think somewhere between 20-30% is a reasonable ask.

The Try Guys are currently promising a minimum of twenty minutes of bonus content, audio-only, for $10/month. They’re promising the absolute bare minimum, and they have not been consistent enough about timely releases to justify it.

I’m not trying to be entitled. I usually don’t complain quite this thoroughly about free content, beyond being like “meh, not a fan” - which, everyone is entitled to not enjoying every single thing a content creator produces, and expressing that. Especially if they otherwise support a creator in a significant or monetary way, like (I’d like to think) I try to.

This all comes from a place of deep love and core appreciation, which I hope is obvious, since I’m talking about being disappointed about not getting more of them.

I should also mention that I’m not interested in the Discord, and I only end up watching the early-access releases for the videos I’m excited about. If it’s a series I don’t like (like a lot of the solo series) I usually just skip it. There’s also no ad-free video version of the TryPod, so I usually just watch it on YouTube instead of accessing the ad-free audio-only release on Patreon. So I know that I’m already coming from a place of relative personal dissatisfaction when it comes to their Patreon rewards.

I know what the very obvious answer is, btw, before y’all @ me - stop supporting them at that tier. 

I already have. And I complained to them via DM on Patreon. (I kinda feel like I got whatever the Patreon version of subtweeted is in today’s AfterPod release because of that, but what probably actually happened is that multiple people complained.)

I think it’s okay to hold content creators accountable for what they advertise. I’d rather the team just admitted they bit off more than they can chew than getting stern about how much was promised and what they’re actually committed to giving.

And, even with all of this said, I’m still going to support them at the $3 tier, because that’s the absolute bare minimum I’m willing to give them for what they already produce over on YouTube.

I guess the point of this exceedingly long rant is that if you’ve been considering supporting them at the $10 tier, maybe don’t, because I’ve found the experience disappointing overall, and I’m not gonna do it anymore, despite the fact that I otherwise wholeheartedly support them and consider myself a huge fan.

[hattywatch]

A. Henrique - You’re the Reason Why

Author’s Note: This is for my sweet @xolilyxo who is dearly in love with Adam Henrique and has recently recruited me <3 I love her and I love him, even if I never really follow west coast hockey because it’s on way too late for my east coast ass. 

“I thought you said it was ‘endearing,’ what happened?” You huffed and rearranged the pillows on your bed, pressing them against the wall, as if that could block out the caterwauling coming from the next apartment.

Ohhhhhh, I wanna dance with some-bah-dayyy. Wanna feel the heat with somebody!!!

“Yeah, well... endearing is reserved for private concerts that don’t occur while I’m SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP!” You shout the last part towards the wall behind you, hoping your voice will carry through it, like his is currently doing.

Your friend laughs, and you groan, “Thanks a lot for commiserating. I really appreciate it,” you’re going for biting sarcasm, but the yawn that slips into your sentence betrays you and takes all the malice out of it.

“Sorry. You’re being a baby. Just go knock on the door and ask him to pipe down. He probably doesn’t realize he’s being so loud,” you suppose that’s one solution, “But, it’s really late and I should be asleep already. See you tomorrow, don’t be laaaate!” she sing-songs, and you mock her with a face, not that she can see it through the phone, but you say good night anyway and plug your phone into your charger.

You flop down onto your side and can still hear the music, and man, clear as a bell coming from the bathroom of J6. Even putting another pillow over your head isn’t really helping. Eventually you give up, leaving your room and dragging your blankets along the floor to the couch. Between the two rooms and one door between you two, the singing is drowned out and you can finally fall into a deeper sleep than you’d be able to for the past week.

_____

The sun is bright and the weather is beautiful, which is a small consolation as you’re sat outside sipping your coffee deeply and chatting with your friend at brunch, which you were ON TIME TO, thank you very much.

“Did you at least get to see gym hottie this morning?” She signals the waiter walking around with the coffee carafe over to fill you guys up and you shake your head no. “I haven’t seen him down in the gym for a while, actually. Maybe he moved,” the thought is sad, since ogling him on the treadmill is the only thing that gives you the drive to get on the stupid stair climber 3 days a week.

After you finish up eating and drinking far too much coffee to be healthy, she has to go home to her family, but you have the day free and it really seems like you’ve earned a manicure with the week you’ve had.

_____

By the time you put the key in your door, careful not to smudge your nails, and kick off your shoes, you can hear it.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends.

And honestly, how much can one man shower? But your friend was right, now that it’s the middle of the day you don’t find it so annoying. It’s kind of cute, so you find yourself humming along until you remember it’s twenty-nineteen, “Alexa? Play Wannabe, by the Spice Girls,” and bless her, she does.

Dancing around your kitchen with your broom, you work your way through some basic chores. Sweeping, unloading, and then reloading the dishwasher. It’s really putting you into that Sunday cleaning mode, and before you know it, your whole place is clean and you’ve worked up a bit of a sweat. So, you hop into the shower and since you’re in the mood, you leave spotify open on the sink and warble through your own little musical. Since you have all day, you really get into it. A full exfoliate/hair mask/shave shower.

Thirty minutes in, when you hear an aggressive pounding coming from your door, you’re surprised and a little agitated, because everyone is entitled to a long uninterrupted shower, but you turn off the water and dry off the best you can before slinging a robe around you and hurrying to the door, a trail of wet footprints leading back to your bathroom.

When you open the door a crack, you’re shocked and your hand flies up to the chest of your robe to make sure it’s secure. Gym hottie is stood outside your door, looking sheepish but purposeful.

“Uh, can I... can I help you?” He looks about as uncomfortable as you feel and he opens his mouth to speak, but just a little huff comes out, so he tries again.

“I’m eh, I’m really sorry to bother you, but I have a game tonight and I’m trying to nap, and I guess my bedroom wall is shared by your bathroom, so I was wondering if you wouldn’t mind turing your music down.” Your eyebrows crinkle up and you forget that the behemoth in front of you is as attractive as he is with all of indignation that clouds up in your head.

Before you can help yourself, the door is swung open and you can’t even be bothered to care about the fact that you probably look like a drowned rat, “YOU can’t sleep? You can’t sleep!! You have got to be kidding me, buddy.”

He looks a little confused, or maybe a little scared that he knocked on the door of a crazy person, so you clue him in, “I don’t have to ‘guess’ that your bathroom shares a wall with my bedroom, because I haven’t been able to get a full night’s sleep in over a week with you putting on broadway productions in there every night!” you jerk your thumb in the direction of his apartment and he looks downright bashful after your outburst. Stood there in front of your door, shoulders limp and eyes cast down.

The fight leaves you before you can even second guess how much you probably just embarrassed yourself. “Yeah, I’ll turn my music off… sorry for keeping you awake.” He looks up and smiles, a little thing that knocks your heartbeat up a tick.

“I’m sorry too, I didn’t realized the walls here were so thin. You could have just come over and told me, though,” he shrugs his hands into his pockets and his smile grows a little bit, “I don’t bite, ya know.”

You sigh, and shift your stance to rest on one foot, the hip popped out to the side, “Yeah, well. It’s fine. It’s cute when it’s not 2 am.” It isn’t until you’ve said it that you realize exactly what you said, but it seems he has and he latched onto it.

“How about this?” He pulls his phone from his pocket and hands it to you after pressing his thumb into the button to unlock it. “Put your number into here, and I’ll give you mine too. If you think it’s too late for my singing to be cute, send me a text and I’ll stop. Nodding, you take his phone and type your number in. You set your name as with “(singer from J8)” next to it.

“We’re all good now right? I really have to get this pre-game nap in or it will throw everything off.” He raises an eyebrow at you and you relax your eyebrows where they’ve laid furrowed on your forehead for the brunt of this interaction.

“Yeah, we’re good J6.” He holds out his hand, and you’re reluctant to pull yours away from the neck of your robe but you do after tightening the belt around your waist. “Adam is fine. Thank you J8.”

“Y/n,” when you finally let go of his hand, he turns and walks away heading back into his apartment as you stare on before you close the door and head back into your bathroom, ready to hop back into the shower. You shut the door and hang your robe up on the back of it before turning the stream of water back on.

Before you can get into the shower, you hear your phone vibrate against the marble countertop and sigh, reaching over for it.

“I think your singing is cute too, btw.” You don’t get a chance to respond before the little dots pop up and another message pops up onto your screen. “Enjoy your shower ;) ”

Well, fuck.