#you guys being. you guys the tumblr people im friends with

[optionalopinion]

For the record this was largely half joking rant. Im aware not all dolphons are monsters and put to get humans, even the dolphons who are sus af arent actively targeting humans. And that dolphins arent 100% fine in captivity. And are equally intetllagent to reconize emptions like guilt and empathy as well.

My point is dolphins at large ARENT AS DEMONIZED AS SHARKS AND CAN BE JUST AS VIOLENT.

Also im very much aware they arent the only animal to do substances. Not every animal abuses other animals to get high though, many animals just eat sus fruit or poisonous plants.

Ive generally come to find aquatic life thats explictly not a fish tends to be generally fucked up little guys, especially aquatic birds, in generally i should note here. Penguins should aslo be added to a large surpisingly a lot more nsfw animal than depicted, as well as ducks, pelicans, etc. Etc. Etc.

Im still team shark over team dolphon. Whomp whomp as overall, dolphins are seen in large wide media as innocent, good, and "good sealife" like yknow the above image, or in pokemon they are explictly the "super man hero like pokemon". So dont came at me with the you dont understand dolphins at all and your just falling for jaws propaganda but dolphin flavored!

I am AWARE these few bad dolphins dont represent the species as a whole, but for every "bad" dolphin people make a ruckus for, such as the ones that are known for killing sharks, being sexually weird to humans, fish, other dolphins or abusive for seemingly no reason to their fellow dolphins, there are 15 more "good" dolphins who are genuinely good irl, or depicted strictly in a favorable light in fictional media.

Also beyond ONE dolphin in the penguins of madagascar tv series, i cannot think of a singular evil or morally bad fictional dolphin. I can think of many many many many many more depictions of sharks or shark characters that explictly meant to bad guys or scary and negitive inclined, hence my opinions on sharks vs dolphins.

Peoples neo craze of oh no dolphins are bad??? At large will not end up tarnishing the dolphins image as a whole. Its no where near close the level of Jaws propaganda which had entire country inna choke hold. Dolphins dont get depicted as villians, sharks do. Dolphins get to be cute animal side kicks in media to barbie and her mermaid friends or the faces of nostaglic internet aesthetics that were meant to represent a eco friendly and world peace era of the future that never came.

Look, this is tumblr. Learn to understand not everyone ranting is 100% serous and just... Ask first before jumping your sharks and insiting on bad faith acting or plain out stupidity.

Or do i have to drag you folks back to the clown husbandry and chikdren hospital side of tumblr and remind you what jokes, irony and context mean. Because i get your concerns about me bad mouthing dolphins.

But you conviently seem to be ignoring the moutains of shark bad media that isnt even jaws, vs the dolphins good media and that concerns me. Like i have a point, even if im iver exaggerating that point for misplaced commedic effect. Like the dolphin good sharl bad is caked in harder than concret irs not going away. Your precious dolphins WILL be contipued to be depicted as good creatures.

society if women were seen as people

[beegswaz]

i think tbh gc wants me exploded

[secretly-a-snail]

ooc

[laurzvahll]

i rly took “be yourself and insane and whoever sticks around is meant for you” to the next level and now im surrounded by people who i can be insane with and they return the same energy

[jenumarts]

low-key your that one mutual I never see on my dash, I never interact with, and yet I still ily like we interact everyday <3

i just started crying I don't think I'm okay,

ilysm tho bestie, raghhh /pla n hope ur doing better than last we fr fr spoke !!

[aiming-for-phantoms]

Hot take but I just read a long post about someone being so upset and angry about the way the other people on empires treat Jimmy Solidarity (pranks, making fun of him, ect) and people in the replies were agreeing and talking about how distraught it makes them and all I can say is you should really stop watching his/others' Empires videos if its making you that upset because I can guarantee that its all in good fun and the man is having a perfectly okay time. He's having fun with his friends, they just like to rag on him. My friends like to rag on me too and it's totally fine, I enjoy it. You're projecting and you're, like, WAY too invested if it's upsetting you like that. You're turning him having fun with his friends into something it's not.

Stop using his videos to make yourself miserable :| Go watch something else instead of being self destructive and then whining about it online when there's not even anything wrong or mean really happening :| I'm so serious when I say that this is chronically online behavior and you need to go talk to a professional because that is Not Normal.

[hella1975]

i have such a reputation that four separate people incorporated pringles into my birthday gifts. be that girl

[carcinized]

i have srsly had irl queer people make fun of me for being queer + liking sports and tell me that is like, not gay or something. like ok just say youre chronically online. womens soccer is the queerest thing i have ever been a part of hands down. also youre an awful person

[blissfali]

Class didcussion assignment thing topic is irrelevent but everyone was saying “you dont say i love you to someone whose just a friend” “you dont put your arms around JUST a friend” etc etc and im like Are you guys ok. after writing the tags of this post im now realizing that 80-90% of this class is straight and i think that really gives it away

[thewhizzyhead]

esteemed guests welcome to another episode of: Izzy Undergoes Another Tumblr Semi Hiatus and Feels Bad and Sad About It

[exopelagic]

DND IS SO FUCKING COOL

[berryblu-soda]

oh so today is an *off day* off day-

[fizzstix]

i don't wanna jinx it but just from this first day i get the impression that this is gonna be a pretty good year

[nothing-nothing454545]

i hate hazbin because the writing is all over the place and the fact they market what it is as a queer and progressive show pisses me off, you hate it because the art style has angles and that one guy has animal ears. we are not the same

[microwaving-tesilid-argente]

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[chooey]

came out to my friends like a week ago i feel good i feel like i can finally be Known