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AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”
Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”
#EVEN BETTER if Mr D tries to keep his cover by actually treating him like a son#Clarisse doesn’t mess with him cuz after the toilet fiasco Mr D is like “I will feed you to my cult young lady!! good job Peter :)#Percy is like “hey dad why can I control water “and Mr D is like …ever heard of that guy that turned it to wine??#Mr D: PLEASE just help me I can’t keep it a secret for much longer Mr. Brunner: you told him his brother was JESUS???#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson the lightning thief#dionysus#Mr D
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Just your average male living space.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wen qing#lan wangji#A-Yuan#wei wuxian#(***Content warning for me talking about unhygienic living conditions in the tags today***).#The worst part of drawing this comic is that I've seen so much worse. This is a livable space.#I've helped out friends and family who were struggling and let me just say...I have seen some pretty dysfunctional living spaces.#Hell I've *lived* in some very dysfunctional living spaces.#Hording dishes under the bed was always something that grossed me out but it's unfortunately something I've seen people do way too often.#The horror everyone has upon walking into WWX's 'living' set up is so consistently 'Mate how are you living like this?'#It's honestly so integral to me that WWX's 'just left home for the first time' house/room be a depression/dysfunction pit.#You can learn a lot about someon's state of mind from how they keep their living space...and this guy is oozing 'deep depression'.#I don't think he's eaten anything but foods that classify as a struggle meal in a year.#Everyone is trying to stage an intervention but he just isn't in a good enough place to help himself.#By the way: I want to steer away from shaming people who have messy homes/rooms because life *does* hit hard sometimes.#My love language is coming into your home to do your dishes and do some housework. Don't apologize for the mess king.#Nothing could top some of the places I've had to help my older siblings out of.#I'd be okay with my flatmate having a severed limb and a blood pool at this point.#As long as he lets me take out the dishes from under the bed - We're good! My standards are so low at this point.
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END OF CHAPTER ONE
FORGETTABLE-AU (Page 65-72)
* Time to put this puzzle together.
[BEGINNING] [PREVIOUS] [CONTINUE]
#long post#SO SORRY FOR THE POST BEING SO LONG BUT I NEEDED THE DRAMA AND YOU GUYS BEING LIKE#“why is it still going.....”#hehe#JOKES ON YOU! I LIED! THESE ARE 8 PAGES NOT 6!!!#yippiee#YOU GOT EVEN MORE#OKAY NOW#To address everything!!!#“time travel? Really?”#YES REALLY#HAVE YOU ALL SEEN WHAT SANS SAYS IN HIS BATTLE#“our reports” “timelines jumping left and right” “an anomaly in the time-space continuum” HE KNOWS ABOUT THAT STUFF#HE RESEARCHED THAT STUFF#HE HAS A SECRET CODEWORD READY IN CASE HE FINDS A TIME TRAVELER WHY WOULD HE HAVE THAT???#Alphys has researched alternate universes too(which are usually related to alternate timelines)#okay enough of me rambling#I told u guys I made a mess to make the undertale timeline make sense lol#ANYWAYYSS#SIGH finally done with chapter one#IT WAS 52 PAGES LONG!!!!#So many things happened here#PAPYRUS AND FLOWEY ARE BACK!!!!#see you all again soon with chapter TWO#forgettable-au#forgettable-au-comic#papyrus#papyrus is gaster#undertale#gaster
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He's just a gunky goopy lil guy
#qsmp#slimecicle#bobby qsmp#gegg#animation#lil animation before doomsday cause that conversation with bobby the other night GUTTED me guys#somethin anout slime having to so rapidly change the way he saw bobby (only a few seconds ago at that) and finally getting#some of that understanding and forgiveness he needs from someone who also knew tilin and blamed him for their death#and it coming from bobby#most violent kid on the server /aff#who he was talking about killing just a few seconds prior and who had the same outlook of blaming slime for tilins death as slime himself#REALLY gets to me#also bobby who's afraid of what might happen to him in the next few days#AAGHHHHHHHH#THEY BOTH LOVED TILINNNNN#(and both felt guilty)#my art#gif#(I think he was just trying to be a good uncle and messed up)#(I really hope you make it B)#(tell slime to feel free to go back to being himself)#(you're a good egg bobby)#<- looking at these line specifically#also the way charlie gets all quiet after he realizes bobby's talking about tilin#charlies conversations with leo and bobby as gegg both really got me#:(((((((
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bts + make up a guy pt.3
#can i offer you a shitpost in these most trying of times we find ourselves?#figured we needed a giggle to get us to the weekend. good god what a week it's been#this one was rather hastily cobbled together and i think that comes across quite nicely#tags and little kisses for my darlings#creatyoon#annietrack#usersky#heyryen#raplineuser#userdimple#usermaggie#tusercelia#userkelli#dailybts#dailybangtan#textsfrombangtan#makeupaguy#make up a guy#bts#couple deep cuts here but i had to give it to seokjin for super tuna mk.2#because he might be the worst thing to happen to tuna since the humble tin can#i kid#hope you enjoy my loves!! what a mess
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[Day 336]
Practicing hugs 🫂 (bc I realized how bad I am at drawing them LMAO)
#dddaily4sherin#desert duo#shiny duo#jizzie#waffle duo#not intended to be shipping so just tagging the duos (except jizzie ofc LOL)#but u guys can take it how you want 🫡#isdoodles#🫂🫂🫂#HOW DO I KEEP MESSING UP THE DAY COUNT
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24 hour time loops: not long enough to create or undo anything permanent, crazy-making but often still funny
365 day time loops: the most fucked up shit you could possibly imagine
#the lazarus project#every time I go to rewatch tlp I get stuck on ep 3 because. yeah. but I am pushing through!!!!#much like Janet did one could say (sorry)#disabling reblog because you guys are just independently arriving at ideas for messed up pregnancy scenarios#which is is what this post was originally about - because this post was about the lazarus project and this very thing just not as outright#and it's great to see people get so creative coming up with this stuff independently but also it's just unoriginal and therefore annoying#to me as the person whose notes are being flooded. love and light ❤️
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messing up a job from cody when he's at low love has its consequences
#. // ♡ 🌱 art#dol#degrees of lewdity#dol pc#dol npc#cody the messenger#virgo's worst most diabolical angel#idk if you guys remember him but he was an npc i made that i left untouched for awhile cause i was still figuring him out#and now ive figured most of him out!!! i decided to make him a worse person!!!!! confetti sounds#i wanted to lean more into his instigator trait and the fact that he is like annoying lil bro core with bailey#cody WILL fuck you over if you embarrass him by messing up a job he sends you on and he don't fw with you#not in his virgo-saken home#which... the makeup part of it.... lol. lmao even.#i'll probably do a followup comic maybe#also generic pc because vani would never be caught lacking like this#fanart#my art
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thinking about how dean's hair got darker and he got paler from skipping missions + how probably the most he smiled was when hank was telling him abt those
#vbros#the venture brothers#venture bros#dean venture#hank venture#byron orpheus#pete white#rusty venture#admin draws#fanart#the ones in the bottom are olllddd i was waiting to continue my rewatch and draw more and its been like a month since those#the other ones i just finished rn lol#shocked i havent drawn orpheus yet and he was a bit of a rough adn tumble but i got him quick enough#while listening to a video essay about buffy#ive been telling myself i need to draw 21 soon and im just as intimidated so . we'll see how i fare if i dare#squarish guys are hard for me to draw its why i dont draw brock alot lmao#FML I MESSED UP THE NAMES IN THE CAPTION. ITS 1 AM#if anyone sees that 1 rb that got in before i realized and fixed it. no you dont i mean didnt
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WHERE IS HE D:
(sorry for deleting and posting this again 🙇♂️🙇♂️ one tiny insignificant thing was bothering me and when I edited it it wouldn't show on reblogs and that kinda made me go 😠😠😠)
#HARRY NO#CROWLEY THIS ISNT FUNNY#CROWLEYYYYYYYY#this was hilarious in my head#it's even more hilarious now#don't worry Harry is safe#Crowley is just simply in the mood for giving his angel a teensy weensy heart attack#or maybe he's just processing the question#maybe he's trying to locate the rabbit by using his ✨snaky sense✨#nahhh he knows where the rabbit is he's just messing around#(he had to watch Aziraphale practice his amazing magic tricks for the entire week leading up to this)#(can you blame him for doing some ✨magic tricks✨ of his own)#(he's a fast learner okay)#(he sure can make rabbits disappear)#(THE RABBIT IS FINE I SWEAR)#(YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME)#(WHEN HAVE I EVER LIED TO YOU)#(AM I NOT TRUSTWORTHY GUYS?????)#Crowley what do you mean “blelele”#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable idiots#ineffable husbands#aziracrow#harry the rabbit
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Wow Dale... There were miscalculations? And who made those miscalculations HMMMM???
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#fop#fairly oddparents#fop a new wish#fairly oddparents a new wish#fop nature au#dev dimmadome#dale dimmadome#fop dev#fop dale#art#digital art#fanart#comic#I am so addicted to making Dale squirm with the discomfort of his actions and then refuse to change or grow at all#The passive ass way he describes how Dev got hurt#No ''''I messed up'''' No direct apology just “Mistakes were made” YEAH AND WHO MADE THOSE MISTAKES DALE#“this is a correction” god on some level he is learning from his mistake. Trying to make it right but he is allergic to actually apologizin#And Dev will never get that closure he needs because he just CANT find it in himself to say SORRY#Dev finally snapping too... ough.#Years and years of accepting the most basic bare bones acknowledgment from Dale and he is Not having it anymore#God I hope the final page fucking kills you guys
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lab grown angel wip
#art#my art#wip#flesh and meat and such#angels#technically this is part of a Big Project i'm working on but it's a small part / might not even be included so i'm ok with posting it now#i am contending with the fact that there are only so many hours in a day and i have to sleep for at least Some(a lot) of them#plus chronic pain on top of it#but there's so much i want to dooo#i started messing around with making music today#it's fun#anyways see you guys in like. a week for the finished version#hopefully
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It's painful how Vi screams to express her sad feelings.
Experiencing intense anxiety, intrusive thoughts or flashbacks, in response to screaming, whether real or imagined.
So let's not forget guys that Vi also suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder or related trauma-related conditions.
#Bc I'm sick of some people saying that Vi doesn't have any trauma and that she's fine unlike Jinx#are you okay?#Is Vi supposed to be crazy and a murderer like Jinx so you know she has some trauma? This is really messed up. ok#Jinx fans are the worst. Sorry guys but this is the truth#Jinx fans are really annoying and stupid.#vi#vi arcane#arcane vi#arcane#league of legends#jinx#arcane season 2#arcane league of legends#arcane netflix#caitvi#vi the piltover enforcer
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ITS STILL SEPTEMBER 1ST.
#happyftartreal#heathers#heather duke#heather mcnamara#veronica sawyer#heather chandler#heathers the musical#heathers fanart#september 1st#ik i messed up somewhere 😭 dont point it out#i hope this can feed you guys#yoyoyogoyoy
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#rat speaks#I made a meme guys#thank you tadc episode 3 for giving me the info I needed to complete this#also technically 2brains has probably been like that for the least time but. I dont care he still never got a healing arc he only gets wors#gravity falls#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#fiddleford mcgucket#the amazing digital circus#kinger tadc#simon petrikov#adventure time#wordgirl#dr. two brains#meme#also i know that the bandaid and the hairstreak and the brain are all on the wrong side. i flipped the images. I dont care it looks fine#dont tell me if i messed anything else up#oops I talked too much in the tags
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anyone done this yet
#jamil viper#jamikali#implicitly. on account of only kalim can afford him#he deserves a parrot actually (derogatory)#i feel like a parrot would actually be the worst possible pet for him tho like#you really want to commit an entire human lifetime to babysitting this extremely demanding noisy little guy#that needs you to clean up its messes all the time and doesnt understand your emotions#and it wants to fuck you?#he already has that.
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