#you got this!!!!

[queenofbaws]

Hey Queenie, I hope you'll feel better soon! 💕 Since it's Six Sentence Sat(or)Sunday and I'm in the final stages of finishing up my term paper, may I bother you for some LauraMax as a treat to look forward to? Maybe something related to "sneaking/stealth"? Whatever you're in the mood for is fine by me ☺️Have a lovely weekend!

The sun was setting as Laura crept through the trees, painting the sky orange and gold as if to apologize for summer slipping away, for the first hint of autumn chill in the breeze; the shadows were already dark, already long, and she knew if she didn't move fast...

But no, she couldn't think that way.

She strained her ears for any sign that she was being followed, but over the soft whisper of the wind in the leaves, there wasn't - wait...from much, much too close behind her, a twig snapped, causing her to spin on her toes in time to -

SPLAT.

The water balloon hit her square on the forehead, drenching her from head to toe as Max, whooping victoriously, ducked behind another tree.

"You gotta be kidding m...oh, you better run!" she laughed, giving her hair a halfhearted wring with one hand as the other hurled a balloon his way.

six sentence sat(or)sunday!!!

[toothlesshat]

ive been moved into college for like two weeks and i keep fluctuating between ‘im adjusted to this now’ and ‘i hate this i wanna go home everyone here sucks’ but such is the life i suppose . anyways my roommate of one and a half weeks dropped out literally like almost immediately so now i have a single ( ? ) i guess . it’s a little nice to be able to do whatever i want but the fact her side of the room is completely empty really makes you realize how your cinder block dorm room looks very prison cell adjacent

Honestly kind of a huge stroke of luck they dropped out. Lesbian activity can now commence? 🤔

Also I’m sorry I was MIA when you graduated but I’m really proud of you 🥺 yeah college sucks but you have an idea of what you want to do so I think you’ll be just fine. Also bask in the glow of knowing what you’ll be doing for the next few years bc bro I’m out of school and I still don’t know what the fuck is going on 😭😭

[supernovaa-remnant]

good luck to anyone having their finals this week!!

[tasteracha]

I'm practicing self care and one of the ways I'm doing it is getting back into writing. I'm afraid of ever sharing my stories though as I don't handle criticism that well. That being said I'm gonna write a self-insert story about me dying and going to hell in the afterlife and the devil grants me my dying wish which is to rule over the underworld as his wife. But I'm never allowed to see the devil's true form so he takes on the form of Bangchan from Stray Kids as he was my ultimate celebrity crush while I was alive. Anyways hope you had fun reading this!

oh??????

first of all, don't feel scared of negative feedback!!! honestly it's not as common as i thought it would be (and the ones that do leave negative feedback are almost always either trolls that want attention or anonymous asks that you can turn off to protect your sanity :) )

second...oh my GOD. the devil making himself the most attractive person to you, tailored specifically for you......i'm HERE for it. please send it to me if and when you post it <3 i'd love to read it

[oneshortlove]

Hehe heres the drwwiny so far

OOOOOOO!!!!! That looks so nice already!??!? Oh i actually like that a lot, im not sure if its because of the red or the sharpness but i really like it!!! IT ALREADY LOOKS SO COOL!!!

CHEERING YOU ON!!!

[zelkams-art]

in all timelines in all possibilities only you can show me this

[ghost-oftheriver]

work all night on a drink of rum

daylight come and me wan go home

stack banana til the morning come

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

a beautiful bunch of ripe banana

daylight come and me wan go home

hide the deadly black tarantula

daylight come and me wan go home

lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

six foot seven foot eight foot bunch

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

come mr tallyman tally me banana

daylight come and me wan go home

dayo

dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

day

me say day

me say day

me say dayo

daylight come and me wan go home

[danlous]

Ignoring the real possibility he intentionally let himself be caught from the little we know so far Luigi Mangione's case is a fascinating combination of astonishing brilliance and confusing stupidity. This young man plans and executes his assassination and escape with such a meticulous care and calmness that it's suspected that he's a professional hitman. He comes up with Riddler-sque moves like writing his manifesto poetically on the bullets and leaving his backpack behind full of Monopoly money. He carefully wears a mask to avoid being identified but removes it because a woman who was checking him into the hostel was flirting with him and wanted to see his smile. He still manages to escape the most surveilled city in the country in the midst of ongoing national manhunt only to get caught in the middle of bumfuck nowhere Pennsylvania while eating at the McDonalds. Because for some reason he had the same clothes and mask as in New York and was carrying the same gun and suppressor. And when the cops detained him he showed them the same fake id he used in New York. And oh yeah he's a frat bro gym rat who has a masters degree in computer science from Penn but reads stupid self-help books about being on the grind and is 'anti-woke' while being bisexual suffering from anxiety and wanting to end oppressive capitalism. Not even god himself could invent a person like this

[holographings]

someone on twitter said Imagine what s2 jayce would give to talk to s1 viktor just one more time. and someone had a time travel alternate dimension fic ready to go. and i read it. and now my face is being eaten by 3750 feral dogs i think

[hansoeii]

only you.

[captainjonnitkessler]

>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

[piosplayhouse]

Well you see minors under 25 years old should not be allowed to get gender reassignment surgery because what if they go to the clinic but instead of giving them a normal penis the nurses mess up and give them the evil penis. That's irreversible

[froody]

“can straight men be romantically and sexually attracted to men?” sure, I’m not a cop

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[prismatoxic]

dadchuck is everything to me