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#Imelda Reyes#Hogwarts Legacy#Imelda Reyes ai#Imelda ai#Mariah Carey - All I Want For Christmas Is You#Spotify#wouldn't it be funny if that wasn't some figure in the snow globe#but another witch or wizard who dared to bother our Queen#like what Hermione did to Rita Skeeter#we fully support you Imelda#you go girl#you got the balls#all she wants for Christmas is...#well#we don't really know#maybe some Quidditch gear#maybe a new broom#maybe a bunny
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Scary Sunset.
I'm concepting things way outta order in this story, but I'm sure you can piece things together. Context is for a storybeat where, after defeating and capturing Adagio (thus having all three sirens in her possession), Sunset enacts her revenge plot to release the sirens on Canterlot as Thea discovers she's been manipulated. In a confrontation, the two scuffle and fight over the siren orbs while Sunset struggles with her conflicting wants and emotions.
#mlp#sunset shimmer#twilight sparkle#twiset#the orbs are the glass balls sunset carries on her back btw its in her cast line up art#deep down sunset hates thea. she was named “twilight” by celestia. the time of day succeeding sunset. she was always her replacement#but at this point in the story sunset's also fallen for thea. so it's also a conflict of wills in sunset. love or hatred.#hence the “don't make me do this” language. she's rationalizing her hatred and violence as thea forcing her hand and getting in her way#when in reality she doesn't need to do any of this. it's her last stand and outburst to cling to a life of revenge that she's grown too#fond of. because she knows thea has the power to change that and disrupt her identity as a pathetic victim who fell from glory#and that's scary. thea's a very scary thing to sunset because suddenly sunset wants something and to be someone new.#she suddenly wants to change. to be better for someone else. and she never thought or believed that could be an option for her#anyways toxic yuri yayyy#my art#the grand galloping 20s#character design#i hope i got across the pained conflicted emotions in sunset's face tho i belabored over them these past 3 days#i hope a look of anger and dissonance and guilt and “oh god i don't really wanna hurt you please just obey me” while trying to intimidate#is readable. if so it's all in the eyebrows babey
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Not trying to start anything but like. The amount of arcane fans that genuinely believe Jayce only cares abt Viktor and completely push Mel to the side or even forget she completely EXISTS is. Baffling
#this is not anti jayvik btw I have genuinely no issues with the ship#but I do take issue with the way a lot of fans treat specifically Mel and Viktor and sometimes Jayce#I’m writing a whole essay about this and I don’t wanna re-get into everything before it’s done#but let it be known#I’ve got my eye on you#arcane#mel medarda#jayce talis#viktor arcane#meljay#i won balls
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Just thought abt olderbf!simon fucking you in his rugby/football jersey and growling right in your ear something about giving you a pretty ring on your finger and his last name
there is nothing older bf!simon wants more than to see “RILEY” across your back as he’s hitting it from behind.
it’s only sunday morning local-rec-over-21’s rugby. it’s nothing special.
but there is you on the side lines, so cold he can see your breath and wrapped up in one of his thicker jackets.
he likes the way you smile and do a little jump when it’s a penalty for his team.
and he likes that little frown you get when someone tries to take him off at the knees.
and he really likes the way you get a little dazed when he’s tackling sorry bastards across the grass.
that same dazed look you get when he comes off the pitch covered in mud and smelling like sweat. when you pass him a towel and tell him to shower at home.
which is actually code for “get me home now and i’ll do that thing you like”
and it leads him to this, bending you over on the bed so he can see his last name stretched across your shoulders and imagine what it’ll be like when it’s finally yours.
he can feel the caveman-primal-madness coursing through him when he sees you with his name on his back. inexplicably hard at the thought-
the thought of you as his.
and whilst he hasn’t got it all planned out yet, he can pretend like he does. when he presses his chest to your back so you can hear his voice loud and clear.
“y’all mine? hmm? get t’keep y’forever? till death n’all that?”
#you’ve probably discussed marriage atp but i kind of like it better if you haven’t#he’s definitely the type to tell you he loves you the second time he fucks uou#and brings up marriage for the first time when he’s balls deep#he’s just got bad timing#older bf!simon#simon riley smut#simon ghost riley smut#simon riley x reader#simon ghost riley x reader
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“Not my circus, not my monkeys”… Except those are his monkeys and they are the circus
#Okay so i think the idea is that Lautski is on a date and the terror duo were ABSOLUTELY stalking them#because of course they would#but (if they weren't already being the most obvious stalkers) they get caught#because then the seagulls descended#but listen okay#Why they attack (and how on earth they carried that weeb away) is up to you guys#because i dunno#i’m just here to make nonsense comics that give me a good chuckle#NPMD#nerdy prudes must die#for some reason i gave them different clothes sorta?is it obvi i dont have a sense of style at all#Pete Spankoffski#Stephanie Lauter#Richie Lipschitz#Ruth Fleming#Also i don’t know why but when it comes to drawing comics#i forget who anatomy is#i seriously don’t know her#esp when it comes to arms? Lord do i hate arms#Art#fanart#Also this whole comic stems from a story about seagulls stealing sausage links?#that's all i got for you#also im so sorry steph my beloved#i can not draw you at all and this is a curse i carry like a ball and chain#starkid#hatchetfield#//Komic
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Goku would be taught the concept of "anal training", walk into the hyperbolic time chamber, and come out a day/year later able to gape on command
#dragon ball#dragon ball z#goku#he's gaping for vegeta#saiyan culture says its only gay if you top#thats why goku has the edge#vegeta would train for a week and get really good at it but not because he wants to top#he saw how powerful goku got and thought “oh i need to fight with a plug in to increase my battle power to surpass kakarot”#anyways
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An emotionally damaged man that could crush my head into a pulp?
Instant heart eyes, baby (๑♡⌓♡๑)
#Oh I need him#like deep in my throat type of need#preferably balls deep as well#how am I just learning about him?#damn you anon you got me fixated on him#dominic craven the dare#the dare#slasher thirst#slasher movies#slasher fucker#slasher fandom#slashers#really made gifs for him#i got it bad
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Warning: Suggestive (nsfw)
Based by: “I wanna be your slave” by Måneskin
I love you since this morning, not just for aesthetic. I wanna touch your body, so fucking electric. I know you're scared of me, you say that I'm too eccentric I'm crying all my tears and that's fucking pathetic
Every time you and Shadow get heated up, he backs off. It never gets past a make out session. Once it feels like he’s gone too far, he pulls apart and apologizes. Opting to distract himself from you.
You thought that maybe there was something wrong with you. That’s not right. The theory was easily written off seeing as Shadow has chosen to stay with you all this time. He’s blunt. Most of the time, you don’t need to ask what’s wrong because he’ll straight up tell you. It’s what you love about him. No need to walk on eggshells or play the guessing game.
So why… is it when it comes to this, he’s dodging the situation like he’s in the matrix?
It came up again. You two were on the couch, supposed to be watching a show. One thing led to another and now here you are, straddling his lap. Bare hands graze along your spine. Lips connected in an intimate tango.
He wants to pull you closer. Tighter. Shadow needs to feel more of you. An animalistic growl escapes him. Your touch is a drug he’s horrendously addicted to. You are his lifeline. Separated, he’s nothing. Yet..
Shadows fingers twitch, feeling the need to claw up your back. To mark you so everyone knows you’re his. Fuck, he wants to sink his nails and fangs into you so bad.
Abruptly he stops. Eyes snap open and his hands rest on either of your shoulders, pushing you away. Breathing synchronized, panting, slowing down into a steady rhythm.
Your dumbfounded expression twists into a worried face. It’s your chance to ask what’s wrong. This time you will get an answer. Shadow is not allowed to leave until he spills.
His gaze goes everywhere but you. He can’t bear to look at you. It’s almost as if he’s.. ashamed? No. Under careful observation, the look on his face appears more afraid.
Once confident hands now tremble. Shadow’s head hanging low as his forehead rests on your chest.
Quiet as a mouse, he whispers, “I’m sorry. I don’t want to hurt you.”
Clarify. Please. Those words sound awful all on their own. There are a million different things that sentence could mean.
'Cause I'm the devil who's searching for redemption. And I'm a lawyer who's searching for redemption. And I'm a killer who's searching for redemption. A motherfucking monster who's searching for redemption
“I don’t know what I’d do with myself if I hurt you. Physically,” Shadow adds, finally making eye contact. A stray tear or two has found its way down his cheek.
“Trust me, I do want you..” Fangs sink into his bottom lip, drawing blood. He sighs, admitting, “I’ve never— done.. with anyone.”
You couldn’t find it in yourself to chuckle. Not when he’s in this state. Cupping his face, you wipe the tears with your thumbs, giving Shadow a reassuring smile. There's no need to rush things. Take it slow, take it easy. You're perfectly content with waiting however long. Silence follows after pecking his forehead.
Chaos, he doesn’t deserve you. Every fiber of his body screams at him, ‘he doesn’t.’ After all he’s done in the past, what he’s been through. Shadow is so lucky to have you. It’s a wonder how you could love a ‘monster’..
That’s not who or what he is. Not to you.
Shadow the hedgehog.
The ultimate life form.
For you he’s… your partner. Your lover.
A friend. A rock.
The one who has been by your side no matter what.
To him, you are a beacon of light. One he should protect. Another reason for him to keep existing. He’d follow you to the ends of the earth.. Like a.. Well a shadow, of course.
I wanna be your sex toy, I wanna be your teacher
I wanna be your slave, I wanna be your master. I wanna make your heartbeat run like rollercoasters
“Teach me,” Shadow speaks up.
Tilting his head, he leans in towards so that it rests on your shoulder, breath hitting your neck. The urge to bite and suck on your neck is overwhelming.
Shadow tentatively licks your throat before placing a kiss.
“Teach me how to make you feel good.”
#shadow the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog x reader#shadow x reader#sth#again not proof read#fuck it we ball#I started with a plan and then it got out of hand#hope you enjoy whatever this is#going to sleep now and dream about him🩷#if the formatting is weird on desktop I’m sorry#wrote all of this on my phone
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Do I agree with Goku not knowing what kissing is? No. Is it extremely funny? YES.
#dbz#dragon ball daima#dragon ball z#kakavege#mine#you have to know that as soon as vegeta got home he went and told bulma about it too
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jaime lannister has been in the riverlands with brienne of tarth for twelve slutty, slutty years
#asoiaf#got#jaime lannister#brienne of tarth#jaime x brienne#you KNOW the commonfolk have bets on whether they fucking or not#me in tha tavern: kingslayer i got a whole dragon riding on this y'all fuckin or not‼️#jaime with the bluest balls on the planet:#game of thrones#a song of ice and fire#george man ya gotta give me the book. i know you're old but you can do it. for me. please
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"Who's Megumi???"
#This post is inspired by that twitter interaction where someone got mad at a Toji account for them making a “like father like son” post#and someone got mad for them comparing megumi to someone 'ugly' and said never to do it again and OP was like Ill do what I want he came ou#of his balls and now Im gonna do it more and tag you in it lol it took me out#Jujutsu Kaisen#*#my gifs#jujutsukaisen*#tojiedit#megumiedit#jujutsuedit#jujutsukaisenedit#hyeahjujutsu#jjkedit#jjkdaily#jjkgraphics#animeedit#animationedit#dailyanime#shounenedit#allanimanga#anisource#dailyanimatedgifs#dailygifs#animationsdaily#usertorichi#userartless#userdabiluna#userjenny
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To honor Akira Toriyama i drew future Trunks aka my first ever crush
#my art#dragon ball#trunks#first time i draw him since i was 8#i was crazy obsessed with him and i just deep dived his wiki to find out they got him a toxic problematic love interest WTF DUDE#free my man he did nothing wrong he was always the loml#i said it on twt too but if you had a crush on him and not on toxic man vegeta or man child goku you're actually EliteTM#anyways it was bittersweet to see sooo many artists i admire and look up to say that the reason they started drawing was toriyama's work#like we are all connected by the same experience and it's crazy to think he had such an influence on so many#been thinking about it all day
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A Dinopants painting from my sketchbook!
#my art#genuinely shocked with how this one turned out because the ugly phase was SO. ugly#this started out as me just wanting to draw Diego in a romance protagonist shirt but as you can see it got out of hand#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#jojo no kimyou na bouken#jjba fanart#steel ball run#diego brando#hot pants jjba#dinopants#ship art#traditional art#traditional painting#this is in acrylics!!
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IAN GALLAGHER + his journey with bipolar disorder
╰┈➤ “At times, being bipolar can be an all-consuming challenge, requiring a lot of stamina and even more courage, so if you’re living with this illness and functioning at all, it’s something to be proud of, not ashamed of." - Carrie Fisher
#happy world bipolar day to all my bp babies#(more thoughts at the end of the tags)#shameless#shamelessnet#shamelessedit#ian gallagher#cameron monaghan#*macygifs#bipolar disorder#hello pals how are we doin#i made this gif set in july of 2023 and never posted it because 1) i was terrified to share it and potentially see Bad Takes in the tags#and 2) because my hyperfixation was waning. and while both of those things are still mostly true (the fixation comes and goes)#i feel like it's really important to share as ian's bipolar storyline was not only so vital to his character it was a bit of representation#that isn't often given to the disorder and those (like myself) who live with it every single day#world bipolar day is a day where we can both celebrate ourselves and our resilience and also raise awareness of the reality of the disorder#which is both terrifying and beautiful at its core. this disease is not a death sentence or a sentence to an unfulfilled and miserable life#while there are challenges galore when it comes to balancing life with this disorder it IS possible to live a full and productive life#and i think it's really important to have representation of that in media - and while shameless dropped the ball on a LOT of storylines#over the years THIS is the one they really fucking nailed and i am incredibly grateful#i first started watching shameless while in the midst of a major depressive episode and i was later (finally) diagnosed during an extended#hypo/manic episode - this show and ian's storyline got me through so much and made me feel so seen and validated in my struggles#world bipolar day is also vincent van gogh's birthday (happy birthday buddy) who was posthumously diagnosed with bipolar disorder#and who experienced both depressive and hypo/manic episodes during his lifetime (and was regularly institutionalized)#it takes a lot of help and support to keep us going. it takes the support of our family and friends and *most* of all#it takes patience and kindness and understanding - which is so so so easy to give if you are willing to love and listen#so please. be willing. listen to our stories. be patient with us. show us love without conditions. support us in any way you can.#we are worth it#i promise#anyway. that's really all i wanted to say. happy world bipolar day to those who celebrate (me) and may all of us living with this disorder#go on to live happy fulfilling beautiful magical lives
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idont care if your durge was having crazy eroguro sex with gorty can you get them to put some pants on and tell me about their sibling relationship with orin. please.
#i think you should be able to recruit orin she doesnt reform in any meaningful way#she just lives at your camp and has decided to kill the people you point her at now#and she still eats people or whatever like let a girl live a little.#dak-wai shows up back at camp looking like they got mauled with orin in tow (did the mauling)#and is just like. hey. we're good. and responds to any further questions with It's fine. We're good.#she just needed to evil stim stab them a couple times and they resolved everything. it's fine.#balls your gay 3
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I know there are ton of Vegeta-fuckers here on Tumblr, but it's insane in the context of the world that Bulma would want to hook up with that man, get better taste, girl
#dragon ball#dragon ball z#dbz#doodly#bulma briefs#vegeta#son goku#vegebul#I ascribe to the hc that vegeta never got laid when he worked for frieza#Bulma was the first person to want that#y'all lost your status as citizens of the universe when you got tumblr#the sane universe wouldn't sleep with him
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