i see your tyler looking at kate like she hung the moon when she’s taking pictures of the tornado and raise you tyler having to be held back by TWO PEOPLE to keep him from running after kate when she took his truck into the ef-5 tornado
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Diabolik Lovers Dark Fate Vol. 3 Chapter of the Last Quarter — Short Story Translation
A short, sweet, and comedic tale about the Mukami brothers being supportive siblings… and nearly committing accidental fratricide in the process. Meanwhile, Yui watches with increasing concern as the disaster unfolds.
Please refrain from using or reposting the translation anywhere without my permission.
[Note: The story is written in Yui's POV.]
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"Uh...something's wrong..."
Kou-kun groaned as he stared down at the pot.
"Should I help after all?"
"Eve, you mustn't get involved...okay? Just quietly watch over us."
Even though he said that, an increasingly terrible smell was spreading throughout the kitchen. Despite being told not to interfere, I was starting to get a bit worried.
"Maybe it needs some sugar-chan!?"
"Ah!!"
Before I could stop him, Yuma-kun dumped several sugar cubes into the pot, filling the room with a foul stench. I felt a sense of despair.
The whole mess had started when Ruki-kun injured his hand.
"Ruki-kun always cooks for us, so let's all pitch in today!"
And so, Kou-kun's plan of making dinner ended up as disastrously as I had feared.
"...This is...?"
"Well... It's supposed to be curry..."
Kou-kun glanced at me as if pleading for help. When I looked at Yuma-kun and Azusa-kun, they averted their eyes. In short, something horrible had been created. Its color was... to put it nicely, pitch black. After tasting it, Yuma-kun commented nonsensically that it was "bittersweetsalty". Dubbed "Mukami Brothers' Style Curry" it had transformed into a mysterious substance resembling anything but curry. Just by looking at it, anyone would instantly recognize it as inedible.
Yet, Ruki-kun was peering at the plates lined up on the table with a happy look on his face.
"Maybe it's better if we don't eat this..."
In spite of Kou-kun's uneasiness, Ruki-kun scooped up the substance with a spoon and brought it to his mouth.
". . ."
"It's disgusting."
We all shared the same fear. That even though he's immortal, Ruki-kun might die from this.
Despite his words, Ruki-kun's expression suddenly relaxed. We stared at him in amazement.
"R-Ruki-kun...!!"
"Ruki..."
"Ruki...! Damn it! Yer such a...!"
The three brothers, seemingly drained, collapsed to their knees on the spot. Ruki-kun simply watched them in silence as he continued to eat.
And then, afterwards—Ruki-kun was bedridden for three days and nights. Even though Vampires aren't supposed to get sick...
Seeing this, his brothers made a firm vow to themselves. They would never try to cook again.
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Hobie is NOT mean,Hobie is NOT gross,Hobie is NOT perverted,Hobie is NOT misogynistic,Hobie is NOT all edge,Hobie is NOT fucking 'scary-looking'.Hobie is an incredibly sweet and gentle boy who did nothing but be kind to everyone around him except authority figures and that's not being cruel,it's having social awareness and a drive to fights for what's right and killing fascists isn't cruel either,it's activism,direct action and not being a fence sitter!Hobie isn't punk to be hot,Hobie is punk because he's black so it's HIS culture,it's OUR culture and y'all are telling on yourselves by reducing it down to sex appeal and down to edge too because he's canonically soft too seeing how nice and goofy he is,PLUS the pink motif,that concept art of him with a cat charm on his Watch,his care for Mayday and being transmasc4transfem best friends to lovers with Gwen,who's a trans girl and PASTEL punk.'Siblings-coded' my ass,they act like a married couple and y'all are so darksided for never popularizing black Gwen even a year later when yt Gwen is quite literally the ONLY problem with Ghostpunk and i know damn well admitting they're a thing would force y'all to also admit your Hobie interpretations of him being a bad boyfriend who only treats Gwen good because he sees her platonically are purely from antiblackness.Just say it:You think Hobie is a bad person because he's afropunk but think it's a compliment due finding him attractive and never consider maybe black people just have standards for ourselves and when we do you think we're being 'bullies' and 'puritans'.SAY IT WITH YOUR CHEST COLONISADORES,YOU DID EVERYTHING ELSE!!!! Be like Hobie since you love him so much,don't play possum!!!!
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Im thinking about like slime romantic and sexual partners. Usually people make them viscous for like the trapped angle too or sinking into them.
What about like a water slime? You go to hug them and whoops they fell through, whoops they slipped out, oops they can't really help in the kitchen because they're so watery.
But you still want to show affection to your slippery companion, so you plug the bathtub and you put them in there and you hug by basically laying in them. Wouldn't that be a weird dynamic? You'd really have to keep the floors clean, and you probably couldn't have a carpet without a very shrunken partner.
You could put your partner in a cooler and that's how you go on dates. Get a big aquarium so they can sleep beside you or see at eye level. Maybe they can get like to half your size by concentrating but it would be hard. Could you dye your water slime partner? Would they like the feelings of different charms and textures you could mix into them? How would they stay clean? Just drop a very small soap tablet or squirt some handsoap into your partner?
These are the questions that keep me up past 2am.
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