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Ship dynamics are always like Sunshine and Sunshine protector~ Cinnamon roll and their grumpy one 🤗 Well what about 2 cunts. They're both cunts and that's the dynamic. cunt4cunt.

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The X-Files , Christmas Carol 5x05 // Love & Hate, Michael Kiwanuka // Ghost, WILDES // Annihilation by Jeff VanderMeer

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everything in this life is temporary. except that fandom hyperfixation from when you were 14. that thang will be with you forever there's no escaping.

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my beloved children whom I love with my entire heart

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*lying at a job interview voice* yeah i can sing all of the lyrics of American Pie by Don McLean. WITHOUT slipping into the weird al version. easy

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noooooooo Aziraphale don't turn around you won't survive the cunt this diva is serving

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yesterday's halloween piece

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three months after moving in our kitchen is DONE and it’s time to pop popcorn baybeeeee

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how could you do this to me. question mark.

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whenever i eat a fruit salad it makes me feel like im someone's pet lizard and its my birthday

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REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK 3.12 Sun, Sand, and Psychosis

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little ways to flirt and flounce

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what's a loss of blood when you win a bit of dirt? by the_frankenman_writes

Barbara Howard/Melissa Schemmenti | WIP | Political AU | Updates first Monday of every month

Melissa trails after her as Ava leads the way to Barbara’s office, giving a narrated tour of the suite of offices. “There’s the coffee machine, and it’s broken more often than not, so I recommend you just buy it somewhere else. Restrooms, Janine Teagues’ (Senator’s assistant, you’ll meet her) office, my office, Joshua—” “JACOB! For the last time, Ava, my name is JACOB!” “—Hill’s office, the speech writer. And this…” Ava pushes open the office door just in time to hear Barbara ask the recording technician “Is the mic still hot?” At the shake of his head in the negative, she picks up a stress ball from her desk and flings it against the wall. “ Asshole!” “And this is Senator Barbara Howard,” Ava mutters. She straightens and clicks her tongue. “Barb! Language.”

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BIG thank you to @90stvqueen for betaing this story! 💜

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hare hare hare hare hare hare HAWK

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happy sunday this was supposed to be part of a comic I started on forever ago but I completely forgot what the rest was gonna be

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gelphie + text post

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