#you ever think about how the only thing stan got for the snow is a super tattered and now burned t shirt and jacket....

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[nmn-yty]

— ๋࣭ ⭑࿐ constellations ｡o♡⋆˚｡⋆.

pairing: lee know x reader

summary: you find a lonely bunny who needs a home

tags: 「SFW! fluff! | hybrid!lee know | referring to lee know as minho | soft!lee know (he's so needy) | cuddling and a small kiss | winter vibes | lots of plot (mb get immersed) | knife appearance | reader has no gender」

word count: 2.6k

a/n: i never thought i would see myself writing about lee know, but he has been wrecking me a lot(◞_◟) cute fluff for you lee know stans :3 please forgive me if i write anything that is out of character for him (also happy to see you all liking hybrid stories!) this story is kinda rushed too, i didn't want to make it too long, enjoyyy!!!

+ stylized lowercase, missing punctuation (not done on purpose), and minimal revisions

the usual trail you walk along has now been covered in a thin layer of snow. this trail has been your secret guide since forever. it's a shortcut that leads to an open flower field, where you can lie down and enjoy the nature around you. seeing this field in winter is a bit depressing, as all the flowers have died and have been faced with the cold winds and snow of winter. you take this path from time to time, just to remember what used to be there.

you've encountered animals a few times in this area. the occasional birds, squirrels, and even deer have all been amazing sightings to see. however, you didn't expect to see a white bunny practically running towards you this day.

"hey little guy," you cooed to the bunny. he stares at you with big eyes, twitching his nose and ears perched up and alert. this is your first encounter with a bunny and you wanted to see how friendly it was.

you reached your hand out slowly so he can smell you first. he hopped closer to you, giving you a sniff before staring back at you. this gave you the chance to pet his fur once, brushing the snow off with your glove. he started to close his eyes and nuzzle into your warmth. you didn't know if this was normal behavior for a bunny, but you were glad that you got to pet him.

"you are the cutest thing ever, but i really have to go. bye bunny!" it was sad to leave him all alone on that path, but he surely had a home to get back to. you didn't realize it at the time but you dropped one of your soft gloves that you kept as a spare pair in your pocket. he grabbed the item in his mouth, ready to hand it back to you, only for you to be no where in sight.

he snuggled with the glove by a nearby bush, hoping that you would return quickly to get him back.

running through the trail, retracing your steps, all you could think about was that cute bunny you met the other day. the weather was worse today, the winds rising and snow falling rapidly. holding your hand up to your forehead to protect your eyes, you start to dig in the snow. you thought the glove might be buried under the piling white ground.

suddenly you hear soft imprints on the snow, the same bunny you met slowly approaching you. squinting hard, you could make out the glove held in its mouth, you sighed in relief.

"my glove!" the bunny stopped in its tracks, dropping the item. you walk up to where he stood, grabbing the glove with your freezing red hand, putting it on. it was such a miracle that he kept it safe for you, maybe he needed it for himself. you pet the bunny quickly, brushing the snow off his fur.

as you began to take off, you heard more imprints on the snow. was he following you? you turned around to see him nestling near a bush. you smiled at him, assuming that his home was near. you started to walk again but the cycle repeated, him being inches away from you.

"do you want to come with me, bunny?" you called out to him. you stared at him when your words made him stand up on his back legs, ears shot upward. it's almost like he understood clearly what your words meant. it kinda scared you, but you were happy that you had a chance of taking him home.

you reached over to pick him up, his pink nose began to take in your scent. you had him tucked in one arm, while the other one protected his fur from the snow. you brushed away the snow that made its way on to his body from the wind. his eyes were shut now, ears tucked down. you made your way back to your house as fast as you could.

the wave of heat from your house when you opened your front door came rushing in. it felt so good to not be out in the snow storm. you tried to shake off as much snow from your body as you can, the snow falling on to the mat at your feet. you set the bunny down gently for a second, trying not to wake him up. taking off your coat and boots were also a relief to your body, the restrictive clothing starting to condensate from being in a warm environment.

you reached over to pick up the bunny again, only for him to flinch awake, looking around at his new surroundings. he hopped around for a bit, still leaving small amounts of snow on your floor. you let him explore a bit while you ran upstairs to get a towel.

you found a clean towel and reached the main floor. you tried to look for the bunny but he was no where in sight. this started to worry you, had he caught himself in a place where he shouldn't be? "here bunny bunny... where did you go?"

your voice became an instant wave of peace in his ears, as he came running back to you from the kitchen.

"oh you must be hungry. ill try to find you some food, but first let me dry your body, okay?" you picked him up again, taking a seat on your couch with the towel. wiping him dry became a quick task, he already shook off most of the snow from moving around your house. you would have to mop up the floor later but that was a problem for future you. once he was all dry, you pet him once again, making him twitch his nose and close his eyes in comfort. you couldn't believe you had a real bunny inside your house. sure there were strays that roamed around your house from time to time, but they never came close to coming inside. you usually left food for them outside your house, maybe giving them a few pets if they're nice to you.

it all felt surreal, illegal even. you wouldn't have taken him in if he didn't follow you. plus, the storm was getting really bad out there, maybe he didn't have a good place to keep warm.

you set him down on the cushion next to you and headed for the kitchen. you looked into your fridge for some lettuce, taking two leaves and washing them quickly. you heard a hard thump from the living room, maybe he was exploring your house a bit more. you hoped that nothing bad had happened while you looked away.

walking out of the kitchen, your heart drops as there was a man sitting on your couch. you quickly turned back into the kitchen, not even sure what to do next. your hands were shaking and you dropped the leaves, thankfully not making a sound. you started to tear up, how did this strange man get into your house? although at first glance he didn't look harmful, you quietly grabbed a knife from the counter.

peeking your head back to the living room, you can finally make out the man's appearance again. he's wearing a black hoodie with sweatpants. he had dark brown hair that covered his sharp eyes slightly. he was hugging one of your throw pillows you had lying around. he looked almost animated, the way his eyes blinked as he gazed around your house. his nose also twitched from time to time, it was actually quite charming.

getting back to the problem at hand, you jumped into the living room and held the knife out with a strong grip.

"who are you and how did you get in my house?"

his expression was blank. he blinked a few times before choking out a response.

"my name is minho, im your bunny."

you stared at him in confusion, was he on some sort of drugs?

"what the hell is that supposed to mean? did you do something to my bunny? where is he?"

you turned slightly to look around for your bunny, he was no where to be seen.

"i told you," just before he could finish his sentence, he disappeared, and your bunny from outside appeared and took his place.

you dropped the knife and ran over to where he was sitting. at your knees by the couch, you took him in your arms. "where were you?" you could feel the tears start to roll down your cheeks.

in a sudden flash again, the bunny was gone, and now you were embracing the same stranger who claimed to be your bunny. you looked up at him, your throat becoming narrow making it hard for you to breathe. you couldn't believe what just happened. was he some type of monster? you were frozen in place, scared that he might do something to hurt you.

"it's just me, you dont need to look so scared."

you could finally feel your heartbeat starting to fall back to a normal pace. it felt like an impossible scenario, but there was no other explanation to what you just witnessed with your own eyes.

"m-minho. that's your name?"

he nodded and gave a small grin. he wasn't so scary anymore. looking into his eyes, you can see they were the same dark eyes from the bunny you took in today. it really was him. even though they were huge and dark, you could see the lights sparkling in them, almost like stars.

"how is this even real, am i dreaming?"

just as you uttered those words, another flash revealed his in between form. he still had the body of a human, but cute bunny ears popped out from the top of his head. you couldn't see it right now but you could assume he had a bunny tail too.

"nope, this is all real."

you felt dizzy again, witnessing something that couldn't be explained. you got up off the floor and sat next to him, grabbing the pillow he was grabbing when you first saw him. it was still warm, you held onto it extra tight for some comfort.

"do you still have that food you promised me? im starving."

"oh right," you got up and set the pillow aside. "do you still want that lettuce? or are you allowed to eat other foods while being... human?"

"all foods are fine while being human, although i prefer to not eat any meat, if you dont mind."

"right, still a bunny. okay let's see what i have."

you walk back into the kitchen thinking about the food you could give him. it was getting pretty late, almost time to fall asleep, so you wanted to offer something light. you grabbed two small bowls, pouring some cereal, and grabbing milk from the fridge. placing the spoons in the bowls, you quickly headed out, sitting back down and handing him the cereal.

"it's getting late, i hope this is enough for you."

he grabbed the bowl and held out the spoon in a strange way, barely able to get a good grip. the shaking spoon slowly made way to his mouth. a few crunches in and he moaned in delight. his eyes were sparkling, he probably hadn't eaten in a while. you started to eat your cereal too, moving the milk around.

"time went by fast huh?" you took the bowls back into the kitchen once minho was done with his food.

"im going up to sleep, we can talk more in the morning okay? come with me for a sec"

you motioned for him to follow you upstairs. in a closet in your hallway you picked out your warmest blanket. you handed it to him and smiled, you could get used to having him around.

you headed towards your room and heard tiny steps following you. behind you minho followed, did he want to sleep with you?

"oh no, you have to sleep downstairs okay?"

those words stung in his ears. he looked really upset, and just as unprepared you were the last time, he scared you with a transformation. this time, he was a full on bunny again. you couldn't let your bunny sleep downstairs all alone, right?

you rolled your eyes in defeat and picked him up, petting his back gently. you could see him starting to doze off. he was the cutest thing in the whole world while being a bunny. he was also really handsome while being human, you started to get flustered thinking about the topics you were going to talk about in the morning. he had the type of face and energy that made you lose your train of thought and made you all dizzy.

you finally set him next to your small bed. you got under the blankets and stared at the sleeping bunny. his ears were laid down and his body was moving up and down lightly. you gave him light pets until you fell asleep, not letting him out of your sight. you hadn't noticed but he was playing dumb with you, returning your meaningful stares back to you while you didn't notice.

your body began to feel really warm in the morning. you hadn't opened your eyes yet but you felt significantly more snug in your bed. there was a feeling of comfort and protection around you. blinking your eyes awake, you wake up to a sleeping hybrid minho. he was facing you, his hand wrapped loosely around your waist. you couldn't help but become utterly flustered the moment you realized his hand placement. how did he transform while sleeping?

all you could do was stare at his calm expression and sleeping body. you couldn't believe you had someone like him in your bed right now. his ears were drooped down on the pillow, and out of the corner of your eye you could spot a small fluffy tail. your eyes weren't playing tricks on you earlier.

you reached over to his hand and slowly started to take it off your body. you guessed that bunnies were sensitive everywhere, because the light warmth of your hand made minho flutter his eyes open. he stared at you in confusion, almost like he was sad that you had plans of leaving him alone.

"relax, im just going to the bathroom okay?"

his face softened and he closed his eyes again, trying to get to sleep again. once you were done in the bathroom, you returned to a completely human minho. it's a shame because you swore that his hybrid form was the most cute form he could be in. full bunny form was close to being your first but it wasn't fun thinking about talking to yourself.

you sat on your side of the bed, reaching over to pet his head. he started to make light hums, a tiny smile appearing. he peaked up at you through one eye, waiting for the perfect moment to come close to you. he gently grabbed your hand and gave it a peck, making you gasp and look at him in awe.

"why did you do that?" you say while completely flustered.

"im yours, aren't i?" he didn't wait for your response and just snuggled onto your lap. you didn't realize it until later but minho really needed someone like you in his life. although everything seemed so rushed, he was glad that you were the person to stumble upon him in the woods.

you froze in place not wanting to disturb him. were you really the one in charge here, or did a cute bunny just make you lose control?

edit: thank you all so much for all the love><♡

part 2 is up now!!! click here!!!

© nmn-yty ★ 5.29.2024

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i saw your post about tb&tg feud with dany and stuff, people dont have to be miserable over how big dany was, she is big Aegon and Rhaenyra is not Dany but the dance story have nothing to do with dany herself she is already big and have her own plot, jurney, and arc

Just like Dany based on King Henry VII Aegon and Rhaenyra based on his Ancesstors Stephan and Matilda, no Rhaenyra's death have nothing to do with the death of the dragons, dragon still exist even after she died such as Rhaena's dragon or whatever people theory about amethyst empress was the remaining Targ just doesnt know how to hatch them, the civil war it self was already been mention in the main book and it was nothing to do with dany she mention Aegon the third not Rhaenyra or Aegon the second

Dany fans should distance themself with hotd if you people consider Ryan show as Canon then Mad Queen Dany also canon since they are in the same universe.

I think people shouldnt watch too much Preston Jacob videos, George is not Baran Bo Odar he multiple times saying he was Gardener he could probably change his mind not every thing is theory just because you people solve R+L=J theory (one of the lamest theory in fantasy story)

People are not wrong if they like F&B characters than the main book one is just the characters they are not real, they are all a bunch characters made up by George rr Martin go outside touch some grass and delete your c ai.

Anon is talking about this post.

no Rhaenyra's death have nothing to do with the death of the dragons, dragon still exist even after she died such as Rhaena's dragon or whatever people theory about amethyst empress was the remaining Targ just doesnt know how to hatch them

Dragon eggs =/= dragons, anon...Dany is (directly, the text SAYS this) to "re-awaken" and "bring back" dragons from their stone eggs through magic...which implies that yes, the dragons were GONE. And after Rhaenyra's death and Rhaena/Morning or Nettles/Sheepsteler, there was NEVER another dragon or dragonrider in sight or sound...ever.

Dany fans should distance themself with hotd if you people consider Ryan show as Canon then Mad Queen Dany also canon since they are in the same universe.

You're going to have to point out to me when I ever said HotD was canon? I certainly have never said anything of the sort. nothing in the show is "canon". Either show. GRRM has said they are different things AND that the books are the "only" "canon":

What gave you the impression that Dany stans ever thought HotD or GoT were "canon" or that Dany-going-mad was a valid plotline?! not too long ago, there was a whole crashout group chat for dany stans who expressed they hated how HotD included Daenerys at all, not bc they thought the Dance is disconnected to Dany thematically or whatever, but because hotD is trying to use her popularity to validate their trash writing when the writers most likely even believe that Dany was "always" going to go mad.

I think people shouldnt watch too much Preston Jacob videos, George is not Baran Bo Odar he multiple times saying he was Gardener he could probably change his mind not every thing is theory just because you people solve R+L=J theory (one of the lamest theory in fantasy story)

Now, I'm (not) sorry to say this to you, but it's a given that Jon Snow is the bastard child of Lyanna Stark and Rhaegar Targaryen. Here are some posts as to why/how, esp for how/why Rhaelya was written as a love story and why Ned was so adamant in bringing him into his house despite Catelyn's ire:

ozymalek/iwouldservehim: "On Rhaegar"

queen-morgana91: "Do you think that Lyanna and Rhaegar were seriously in love?"

hamliet: "Is sansa connected to the winter rose?"

la-pheacienne, an anon: arthurian legends

We know Ned brought back Jon from "part unknown" and never revealed who his mother was in Cat's perspective, that he approached the Tower of Joy, that Lyanna died there. It's not a theory, the text (even outside of the main) PLUS GRRM himself gives us so much material to know this if you pay attention. Not everything needs to be spelled out to you, just like it doesn't need to be spelled out to you that Rhaena the BB's dragon, Dreamfyre (you might know Dreamfyre as Helaena's dragon) laid the 3 eggs Dany now has....see how the Targs are connected to and are important for Daenerys' characterization?

GRRM can be a Gardner all he needs, but that doesn't mean he's going to tear down every single set up he's built for himself or even change characterizations that have remained consistent for going on 20 years or so. He'd literally have to start over, the way you think "gardening" means. He's not going to make changes or tweaks so big and story-defining as to destroy the characterizations he's already set up, once more. Just because you don't R=L=J, doesn't mean it isn't true. Not everything revolves around your desires or wants.

I also never have ever watched a single Preston Jacobs video. Pretty much the only videos on ASoIaF analysis video have been GameofThronesHistorian, HallowedHarpy, PhoenixAshes, and lots of memes. Joke videos on tiktok. Phoenix Ashes both on TikTok and Youtube. You have assumed too much.

People are not wrong if they like F&B characters than the main book one is just the characters they are not real, they are all a bunch characters made up by George rr Martin go outside touch some grass and delete your c ai.

Funny, it looks like you are the one who takes a "bunch of characters" too seriously since you seem to go so hard for Dany and try to castigate so passionately against another character(s) having anything to do with her. Like the very idea offends you, and enough to create a multi-paragraph ask expressing such. You don't seem very self-reflective or self aware. Once again, you bring no analysis to the fore, and assume that I and others are expressing these thoughts just bc we want to pretend there's connections between the main series and its accompanying books...as if those accompanying books to any main series have nothing to do with their main book series in any franchise. That's funny.

If they are all "a bunch of character made up by GRRM" then perhaps you yourself need to touch grass for trying to say people engaging in analysis and using critical thinking skills to try to figure out how and what towards GRRM writes is....harmful to understanding the story?! What a self contradiction! You seem to not believe or understand what the literary studies is all about.

It's not a disparagement or reduction of Dany nor her arc to show how she and Rhaenyra both relate to the amethyst/bloodstone/Long night prophecy. I don't know why you think so. You haven't, also, shown evidence to why you think that Rhaenyra and Aegon II have nothing at all to do with or are not "re-representing" and thus referencing the Amethyst Empress/Bloodstone emperor. You're basically saying, "bc I said so". The Amethyst Empress and her younger brother (Aegon was Rhaenyra's); Aegon, like the emperor, usurped his sister out of greed....just as Aegon did; because he and his side did this, it ushered in a war that would have never occurred if they hadn't willfully usurped her because we know that the dragons need woman and girls both present and autonomous or practicing power similar to their male counterparts...have you seen how before the Dance and during Rhaenyra's happier years on Dragonstone, more dragon eggs hatched heathily and numerously? Especially Syrax laying clutches upon clutches of eggs? Even with sheepstealer and Morning, Baela's daughter, Laena,'s egg hatched but took a huge chunk out of her arm, coming out with no wings and defomed, pale.....nothing liek that has ever been recorded! Obviously the Dance had a huge negative effect on the dragons' survival beyond the ones that died in battles or not long after!

Now, after Rhaenyra's denied her chance to rule AND killed in such a violent, misogynist way--like how the Amethyst Empress' demise and the usurpation, the Long night/a cataclysmic event that unbalanced the worlds' magic...dragons need to exist to maintain that familiar balance or at least not to die like what happened to them--wheh now the Targs never have a female ruler (only Aelora and Daena, and they never became active, autonomus queens) or a female member who lived happily, the Targs struggle to do anything with any egg? Every single one who tried had to sorta "fall back" on other sources and types of sorcery, and even then still struggles. Almost all who tried and we know who failed were men.

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All F&B characters exist to conceptualize Dany. They may have their own particular arcs, but those arcs are not completely independent stories, or this would be an anthology of different , separate stories with their own lore. Do you need characters to be the exact same or have the exact same arcs to have said or see any sort of "connection" between them? What a boring, intellectually bankrupt, and flat thing that would be.

The Blackfyre rebellions also have to do with Dany, bc we know Varys is trying to use FAegon/young Griff, a Blackfyre, along with Illyrio Mopatis to rule under their control. The same Mopatis who was in charge of caring for her and Viserys for years...obviously for a purpose that shaped her life.

So does how Aegon I and his sisters, obviously. We know she is very much a conqueror like Aegon, good at strategy like both women, etc.

So does Alysanne and Jaehaerys' policies. So does summerhall.

Why does Rhaenyra have to be the one isolated and totally detached from Dany in terms of asoiaf analysis, themes, and connections being made?

Dany may not be like her ancestors in terms of searching for power for the family or oneself alone; she is also not detached or totally unlike them, bc most Targs have the same "fire", passion, capacity for love that she has. A few Targs even have an altruism that can be compared to hers, even though their own methods or conceptions of how to take care of their people (which included peasants) went to a place of destruction and misinterpretations of they needed to do to reawaken the dragons or a certain narrow-mindedeness from frustrations (Aegon V and Rhaegar, maybe Aegon III and even Alysanne, whith her kids).

Maybe you are young or you love HotD too much. I suggest re-reading the books.

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thought too long about Cavisuwa & Stanny's relationship in Bad End and started losing my mind because oh my god. oh my goddddd cavisuwa you cunt

this uh. this got long + death & alcohol & small snippet so i'm putting it under a cut

They're such idiots. If Stan hadn't been kidnapped then people would have listened to Tweek about Craig and if Craig hadn't been possessed then they could have gotten Stan out of the woods. Stan and Craig doomed each other, indirectly, without ever really knowing, and Stanny and Cavisuwa are gonna keep dooming each other. they don't even have any kind of relationship for the first five years of Cavi's takeover because Stanny's out in the woods with the critters. And then a piece of the resistance goes deep enough into the woods that Kyle and Stan finally reunite.

And just like that, Stanny and Cavisuwa are enemies, lightning and fire and blood every time they clash. The only one powerful enough to give the other pause. A possessed god and a feral demon attack dog. They don't hate each other, exactly, but Kyle and Cavisuwa oppose each other and even if Stanny can only remember his childhood before the woods in scattered pieces—it's Kyle. Of course Stanny's gonna claw and bite and take every inch of spite and violence he learned out in those woods and turn it against the world for Kyle's sake. They're Super Best Friends!

But Cavisuwa refuses to have his power contested and the woodland critters don't like how Stanny's starting to pull away from them in favor of Kyle and all it really takes is a few meetings. An offered human sacrifice. A few words about how really, don't you think this Kyle is such a terrible influence on your son, Deery? Don't you think the chaos I've caused would be so much better for him? You care so much about your little fawn, and now he's pulling away from you. And that's all it takes and next thing Stanny knows Kyle is dead, killed by infighting in the very resistance he believed in according to the Woodland Critters, who all crowd around and try to comfort him. And it's devastating and cruel and Kenny and Tolkien and Wendy know there's nobody in the resistance who would've wanted Kyle dead but Cavisuwa's half a world away and Kyle wasn't killed with lightning anyway. But it doesn't matter because Stanny's already retreated back into the woods and Kenny's dead in the snow from the outburst.

And it's there in those woods, far away from anything and anyone, that Cavisuwa finds Stanny, alone but for the same deer that Cavisuwa talked to so recently. They almost fight. Stanny's certainly upset enough for it. But Cavisuwa's just oh-so surprised that Kyle's not there, that Stanny's so far away from where the resistance is likely located, what happened to the loyal little guard dog that almost ripped Cavisuwa's arm off?

"He's dead." Stanny grits out. He lifts the bottle to his mouth and chases the bottom, not caring what Guinea Bastard does next.

Cavisuwa laughs, this soft thing that's so unlike the few memories of Craig Stanny still has. "Surprised it took this long." He murmurs, floating down to stand on the snow. "Humans are a plague," he hisses, "you just can't rely on them."

Stanny opens his mouth—to say what, he's not quite sure—until he realizes that they really are alone, not even the guy that Stanny's pretty sure must be Clyde anywhere in sight. He huffs. "You still keep them around." He points out, not inaccurately.

"Doesn't mean I trust them." Cavisuwa responds, sparks flickering idly in his hands. "They're only useful to a point."

Stanny falls back until he's laying in the snow, staring up at the sky. He's not sober—he hasn't been in a while. Maybe once or twice while Kyle was still alive, but—well. "Kyle's trustworthy." He defends.

"Except he's dead now." Cavisuwa states, leaning forwards to look Stanny directly in the eyes. Electric blue meets baby blue, like so many times before when they'd been trying to kill each other, grappling in the air on the ground trying to tear each other apart—there's no hostility. No flash in those eyes signalling an incoming laser, nothing but a calm contentment. "And doesn't that just tear you up?" He asks, lips pulling back to show off teeth, "That the one person who you thought would never leave got taken from you, and won't come back?" Cavisuwa's egging Stanny on, voice harsh and bright and perfect for riling Stanny up.

To the side, Deery watches. She nods, slightly, and says nothing.

"Don't you wanna make the world hurt?" Cavisuwa continues, "Don't you wanna watch it burn like it burned you?"

Stanny breathes deeply. The bottle is empty in his hands. He sits up slowly, laboriously, and the bottle refills as Deery nods her head again. Somehow, through the usual drunken haze, Stanny manages to pull together enough suspicion to ask, "What's in it for you?" Because doesn't Cavisuwa have an empire to protect? Temples he'd rather not see destroyed? Infrastructure that propagates his rule?

"There are plenty of places I'd love to see destroyed." Cavisuwa shrugs, leaning back and holding out his hand (Craig's hand, some part of Stanny's mind notes, but it's small and really kind of unimportant). "And, if I'm being honest," Cavisuwa glances away, then looks back at Stanny with a lazy grin and bright blue eyes. "I've always been a little jealous of Kyle—you and I have so much in common."

"We do?" Stanny stands, without taking Cavisuwa's offered hand, stretching his arms. His antlers are heavy on his head—but they'll be gone by the time the winter snow starts hitting in earnest. And he's lived with them for years, now, so the weight is barely a footnote as far as Stanny's concerned.

"We both may have human bodies," Cavisuwa spits the word human like a curse, "but we're not really like those pathetic little monkeys, are we?" He nods, "We're something more, you and I, and, well—can you really say you don't hate mankind for what they'd do to your family? For what they did to your best friend?"

And it's true, isn't it? Stanny thinks back to a half-remembered childhood in that hick town, to a weed farm he hated and baby cows tied to stakes and a scoutmaster who got fired for being "different". There's so many things missing, in his recollection of it all, but isn't what he can remember enough to go off of—it must be.

And it's not like Stanny's really all that human anymore, is he? If he ever was, which he doubts. He's always been a Woodland Critter, even back before he knew it. The weight of his antlers is suddenly much more prominent.

Cavisuwa's head tilts slightly, hand still outstretched. He's not really a demon, insofar as Stanny can tell, but he's got the vibe what with this whole possession thing. The cloak made of giant guinea pig fur matches the pelts Stanny learned to cover himself in, sparks of lightning in Cavisuwa's eyes not so different from the hellfire Stanny carries.

They really are kindred spirits, aren't they?

"Okay." Stanny takes Cavisuwa's hand. It feels hot and sharp, static jumping between them. It feels like a pact, an unbreakable deal. It feels like a promise and a surrender.

It feels like maybe Stanny's just found a new friend.

[bohemian-nights]

The way Rhaenyra stans boast about criticising other female characters (Alicent) for making bad decisions but when it’s their feminist girlboss icon Rhaenyra they’re silent 🔇

I swear their only argument is “Rhaenyra was born to rule” okay idc she and Aegon still suck ass as rulers. I would prefer for another woman later in the bloodline to be the first female heir instead of her.

“She’s giving woman rights 🥺” no she’s giving HERSELF rights. I swear if you’d got raped by one of her lovers she’d only get upset at the fact that he desired u.

“Alicent made her hand over the babe after she gave birth 🥺” I truly don’t give a fuck about how Rhaenyra made herself look extra weak in court to make Alicent (who I dislike as well) look bad

“Her sons were being bullied by Aemond 🥺” well maybe miss maegor should teach them how to hold their own and being competent rulers instead of only empathising how they’re heirs. If brunette #1 would ever be ruler, he’d have to continue ruling on threats because of the rumours.

Besides, I have no problem to people thinking Rhaenicent could be. But istg let woman be foes for once. 2 women fighting and it’s immediately “they were secretly lovers longing from each other 🥺” NO. LET THEM HATE. LET THEM BE FOES AND LET THEM EXPRESS ANGER. Not every feud between women has to be a secret la di da romance fuck the patriarchy moment 🤗

Anyways Baela will never end up with weak boy 1 she’s too much for him to handle 😍

And Olivia Cooke needs to stop fabricating those head-canons of her as canon stuff. She has her own opinion about the characters, that’s alright, but her little girl crush on Emma D’arcy shouldn’t reflect on the characters cause now we got dumbass fans thinking the actor’s and actresses’ words are law. I don’t need her white woman london feminism mingling into the already disaster that is HOTD.

That being said, only praises to Baela, Rhaena, Aemond (He’s villainy but he’s dutiful and I like that), Helaena, Daeron, and Sara Snow. Fuck everyone that degrades Sara Snow for Jacela or whatever people call that sinking ship

You aren’t wrong. The only thing I have to say is that that a lot of stuff said by these people is said as a deflection because they stan a sh*tty character and have said some pretty deplorable things in her defense.

Case in point, they stan Jacela(no one wants Jace so they don’t care about Baela being with him) solely to deflect from the fact that they think it’s disgusting for Daemon to want Nettles when their white blonde self-insert is right there.

They hate on Aemond because he’s what they wish the strong boys were(look at all the Team Black fanfics where he switches sides and gets with their OC-created self-insert).

They attack Alicent and try to say she’s a racist religious freak who hates other women even though Missy Anne is the one who actively tried to kill a Black girl for the crime of sleeping with her husband.

In regard to Rancid, I think Olivia (and Emma) are being fed by the showrunners to play into it. At this point, it’s more than obvious that their characters' relationship is the central love story in this show. It’s silly and it makes zero sense past episode 8, but it’s unfortunately Ryan Condal's vision(this man is just 🫠).

[fancylala4]

So I read and watched some things about the Tangled tv series and it’s such a mess.

There’s magic everywhere in this series when the only magic in the movie was in that flower. I guess they realized that it would get boring fast and added more interesting lore into the series. There also steampunk stuff in it which is really weird because there was none of that in the movie. There wasn’t even a gun in the movie but there’s robots in the series?

They added in some black characters in it so they don’t look as white as the movie. I’m also sure they ripped off sinbad again and gave Flynn a friend that reminded me of cal.

They also ripped off of frozen as well. We have sister issues plot lines like the queen has one and rapunzel has one with cass. Rapunzel struggles with being a queen and is anxious about it like Elsa was( when she was super perfect at everything in the movie). She even copied Anna in being a funny sleeper and not being a morning person. There also was a special where a snow storm threatened the kingdom just like with frozen! Stans whine that frozen ripped off this movie like Elsa having a similar hair part to rapunzel (lol) or that Anna is a rapunzel clone (when rapunzel was already a Ariel clone) when this show clearly rips off frozen. I guess they wanted that frozen popularity.

Mandy still can’t voice act for shit. It’s so funny how she hasn’t improved in the role since she started it and it sounds like she did this for the money. For example, That scene when rapunzel was yelling out and crying when pascal sacrificed himself was so painful. I heard more emotion from a girl who drop her own phone. it’s embarrassing because you can see that she’s out of her league when the got great singers in the mix with the guy who voiced that 14 years old and cass. It also says a lot that the song that got an award for this show had a great singer (cass I think it was) and not any of the songs Mandy sings.

The series made three king look like even more of a dick than he already was in the movie and made gothel look less of a dumbass than she did in the movies. The reason why she never moved the flower from the spot was because of some rock spikes would grow everywhere for some reason and it can cause harm to people who live in the area. But the king didn't care about this at all and took the flower knowing the things it would cause. He also kept the original flower and said that anyone who steals it like he did would be a criminal. So he’s a thief who stole a flower and used all its power for his own selfish purposes (when it could have help anyone in the kingdom with a similar or even worse case than him) and didn’t care that it would cause harm to not only his own kingdom but the world.

The 14 year old kid (who is super popular because I’ve seen his design everywhere) in the show was made out to be the bad guy because his dad got caught into that rock thingy and he just wants to issue to go away because it can hurt anyone. Rapunzel also kicked him out into a snowstorm (or someone in the castle did and she did nothing to stop it) and didn’t give a fuck about him for two episodes. He was low key right about everything going by the wiki.

I would say that the king was an abusive piece of shit because how he treated rapunzel but I already said something about that in an another post! I still can’t believe he locked her up in a fucking tower and the show pulled the “he loves and cares about you! So the abuse is ok” crap!

I do have to say that the music in the show was way better than it was in the movie. It seems like no one was holding Alan back and they got someone who could actually write good lyrics unlike that guy from the movie. The song ready as I’ll ever be (it was every where at one point and I had no idea it was from this show) was so much better than the trash ass songs they had in the movie.

The art is a mix between lolirock and a storybook. I like it better than the movie’s but it’s not the best. I also liked rapunzel’s hair better here than in the movie since it didn’t look like plastic.

[winterrhayle]

it is time for you to rank midnights if you haven’t already (i feel like midnights is such a you album ykwim i can imagine you listening to it on a rainy day it has your vibes)

LOLL TY it's 8th in my album ranking but i still love it sm

dear reader - idk what it is with this song but it's so addictive,, whenever i listen to it something comes over me and suddenly i can't focus on anything else

labyrinth - it reminds me sm of the archer (in the way it's produced) and it's just such a nice song to listen to with all the lights off just sitting on my bed

sweet nothing - U KNOW THE PART WHERE SHES LIKE ooooooOoooOOOOooh i FELT THAT

karma - karma is a CAT fr (this is literally the sacred text)

wouldve couldve shouldve - as a speak now stan this song BROKE ME. THE RELIGIOUS IMAGERY AND DIRECT DEAR JOHN / OURS / SUPERMAN ETC ETC ETC REFERENCES?????????? GN

bigger than the whole sky -

maroon - ohhh when her voice goes all deep at 2:58 seconds im hhhhajhflhsdgfl blushing,,, also im obsessed with the red album refs too

you're on your own kid - THEEE MOST ERAS SONG (yoyok 🤝🏽 long live). it has such a nostalgic feel but also its always so interesting to see specifics that only apply to taylor ahhhhhgdfsdfghfdsasdfg

lavendar haze - omg i remember when i first heard this song on october 21st at 5am (thats when midnights was released in my timezone😭) i pressed play and heard the intro and meet me at midnights and i was literally SHAKING like omg

snow on the beach - ohh this song makes me feel like im watching the ocean,,, my fave part is when its like 'can this be a real thing can it *ocean wave sound* are we falling like *BEAT DROP(?)) SNOWW AT THE BEACH'

you're losing me - RIP TOE boy girl (i live an hour outside of london but whatever its close enough)

anti hero - when she made the snake hissing sound when she said 'everybody agreeeessssssSSSSSS' it was giving big reputation biiiig reputation ooh you and me we got a biig reputation ahhh

the great war - this song is so upsetting bc they did not in fact win the great war😭 also this song has big afterglow vibes i love that

midnight rain - ok the james charles sounding parts def had to grow on me and i love it now. also im a midnight rain is about taylor lautner truther but ik most people think its about tom hiddleston (theyre probably right but what can i say im a delusional girl)

paris - THIS ONE IS SO FUN TO ACT OUT WHILE IM ON WALKS LMAOOO I WAS MOUTHING THE LYRICS REALLY AGGRESSIVELY WHEN I WAS WALKING HOME FROM SCHOOL AND THIS OLD MAN PULLED OVER AND ASKED IF I WAS OKAYYY☠️ I HAD TO TELL HIM THAT I HAD AIRPODS IN BUT I PROBABLY LOOKED SO WEIRD LOL

glitch - underrated bop fr. i remember when midnights first was released i would play the whole album on repeat for WEEKS and while i was lying in bed trying to fall asleep it was still playing through my speaker,,, and that one part of glitch where its like 'just dance....' and then suddenly she was like 'GLITCH' my soul always exited my body omg

question...? - can i ask you a question?????? are we out of the woods yet????????? loveveveveveev the 1989 vibes on this one

mastermind - i hated this one at first ngl but i like it now!!!!!!!!! its a perfect album closer for the standard edition and i lovveveve the contrast it has with the 3am closer dear reader

bejewelled (lolll my autocorrect made it a double l bc thats how u spell it here) - he didnt let her bejwelled😔 i love this song but something about the production seems incomplete? idk what it is though

vigilante shhhhh - this song is so camp LMAOOO

high infidelity - ok this is actually my least favourite taylor song ever i really dont like it😭 its boring idk,, i like the april 29th part i guess

sooo thats all pls dont hate me😜😍😘💕

[the-firebird69]

The truck that he just looked at the red one with a huge tires in their truck tires we look pretty good if it was with the regular tires which are also truck tires it has a pretty good towing capacity it's not huge but he could tell anything that he would ever get and it says it and easily to a car and you can tow a camper 40 ft pretty easily the only way like 4,000 lb it can talk to like 8,000 lb but up to 5000 comfortably his boat weighed about 2500 lb heavy the fiberglass on the bottom was heavy it's kind of an illusion cuz on the top it was light and keeps the boat stable that's a lot of weight but only half of what the truck can tow it's not much bigger than an F-350 and he didn't f250 and it towed it pretty easy it was kind of tough and some spots but it weren't the engine was fine it overheated because of the snow plow and it didn't damage it but the cooling system was damaged and fiore fixed it and didn't tell him it didn't cost much no he didn't fix it he sold it broken but the guy bought it and kept it drove it around town and never told anybody now this guy is a jerk too and these guys are old jerks and they come up with stupid reasons to do stuff pain they getting energy skin and they're the pains and they do it all the time to like everybody so we went around the other day said how do you want us to pay it back and our son says with the idea is and he says that sounds awfully arduous and painful and Trump says I want to do it cuz this is terrible and we know what he means so there's a huge number of people gearing up to do it no he doesn't want to do it at all but he's going to and he's going to want to cuz he's going to have nothing and he wants to destroy everybody and stuff it won't work because he has nothing there's a few other things happening people are noticing he's using money and all social stuff and boy they dense

--we're sending in units to fix it soon there'll be a changing of the guard and everybody's going to regret what they've been doing and Stan won't be around pretty much at all is going to be elsewhere getting in a lot of trouble and getting put in the museum and it gets out and it's bja was renting from him and he has Sherry send a contract to her son yeah he sees with Brian's doing and he thinks it will make BJ angry but really it gives him less leverage and just figure it out eventually and bja probably says it. You're sitting there making it happen.

Few more things are going on this old ladies haven't caught on yet that they look like witches and their behaviors like it it's terrible and there are many at saying hahaha that's great and all this s*** it really is horrible and this one is not doing anything with them for.

--we also have a note that says Camilla is not happy but really shared with the jacket and so did you learn yet and what happens or losing everybody and you're going to be a dick he says yeah I got it so Stan comes out of the museum he's Roger Moore and he's Obi-Wan and he's a whole bunch of characters does a ton of movies and there's another just one movie that is really nothing great at although it looks like it and it is Star wars and it's not in a movie it's enough cartoon yeah. Bja beats him finally.

Thor Freya

Olympus

[makesitprecious]

https://www.tumblr.com/moireia/698662464938803200/okay-i-need-to-know-everything-about-alyssa-snow?source=share

I think this is what that last anon was talking about without backing it up. I remember myself that plotline about Robert's interest in Myra Stark from @damn-daemon story and how Myra asks him to spare Lady and how it gives rise to rumour she is his mistress, his weird interest in her due to looking like Lyanna and Cersei's arc. It was really clever and powerful. Alyssa's version just sounds like a straight copy. Myra is my fave OC from GoT ever and I'm pretty sure there is probably tons of wannabes out there but it doesn't make them plagarists. I'm just concerned @moireia is defending herself over the same face claim than the direct plot similarity in that aspect?

Please stop consulting me about this. If you don't like who I follow or reblog, you don't need to follow me. It's nice that your sticking up for your friend, but it's between @/moireia and @/damn-daemon.

D-D spoke themselves on the controversy:

Even if they hadn't, it's not up to anons to message random blogs about the stories. It's up to the writers to work things out between themselves. @/moireia told my herself that she would be happy to talk with @/damn-daemon and address this between them. Should D-D felt it was plagiarized, @moireia considered it within D-D's right and would absolutely be obliging and willing to change her story. It is kind of @/damn-daemon to recognize, as they said, similar stories appear all the time.

In movies it's called Twin Films, not only are they alike but awkwardly put out at the same time (Mirror Mirror / Snow White & The Huntsma.n, and when ATL@ pushed back their released because Avatar (Dis.ney) was being released the same summer (I think even the same month). EVEN CURRENTLY Diz's Snow White is hitting controversy with another company putting out a closer to the fairytale version of SW. The lead actress of Diz's version (who I will not name) is not taking it well and her comments have been very rude.

Here's a great video that wraps it up (I remember when The Prestige and The Illusionist came out! Damn those are both fantastic films. Shock and awe for both! Also my fav actors. And yes, they ARE similar yet vastly different stories when you watch them!)

In the case of G0T: I have seen Jon twin stories before and the same face claim used as a Stark or Snow. Adelaide has been a fan favorite for Lyanna for years (I can't even think of someone so used as her) so her being fc'd as a Snow/Stark or admired as a character that looks "similar to Lyanna" is not surprising.

How story writing, fanfiction and similar plots work:

(I have to - I have an English degree...)

There are about 6 total plots to stories. They boil down to three: man vs. man, man vs. nature and man vs. self. I paid in college to study ancient literature -- thousands of dollars -- for a class only to find out that the historically heralded Virgil's (named one of Rome's GREATEST POET'S EVER) the Aeneid is a literal fanfic insert of Homer's Odyssey. He even wrote a scene in which he MEETS Homer (who he was well known to fan worship). The whole class was up in arms. We could not believe the sh*t we were reading; when fanfiction itself gets such a bad wrap and here's a famous writer in history doing it and getting awards and no one's saying "well he's obviously an outcast and just sheltered/creepy". There's a great textpost floating around where a college student told her professor - who was dumping on fanfiction - how the five books they studied were in fact all fanfiction. Obliterated him. Good for her. And you know what? Good for Virgil. He saw Homer's world and said "I LOVE that man." The Stan of his time. He brought Homer back from the dead just to say hi, fictionally.

Shakespeare ripped off Triston and Isolde for Romeo & Juliet. (Although I don't cater to the idea that he copied someone else's work word for word).

I could name these off all night, including movies, cinema and comics. The fact is some people have the same ideas and some plagarize, but it's "within a realm" or public domain so there's 20 books on the shelf at Barnes & N0ble like Pride & Prejudice & Zombies that people buy and are made into very lucrative movies.

Ultimately, this was between the authors and it has been settled.

In the future, please contact the writers you are worried about or upset with directly. I have no idea why people chose me. If you think it was to warn me, thank you, but I can't control what other people write.

[jackoshadows]

Which makes no sense to me at all. I have read many a book but none where the author just throws out all the build up and character development at the end to be 'subversive'. There's a reason the TV show was universally derided as garbage for their last season and ending. That's what we would get if characters were randomly plopped into place without the build up for it.

I am no literature expert, I have not studied literature. I just like reading fiction. And clearly GRRM has crafted a coherent narrative for a purpose and is telling a particular story.

Jon Snow didn't randomly end up Lord Commander or get the support of the Freefolk. The author wrote in a learning arc, with mentors like Donal Nye and Maester Aemon or Jeor Mormont and Mance Rayder. He wrote entire books of Jon traveling with the Freefolk learning about them, learning to be more open minded and let go of his old long held beliefs. Jon defended the Wall before Stannis gets there and Sam uses that as one of the arguments to convince the black brothers to vote for him. There was 3 books of build up and character growth before Jon Snow even becomes Lord Commander. That's how slowly and gradually and painstakingly GRRM has taken him to becoming Lord Commander.

I hate talking about the show, but one of the reasons show Jon Snow is terribly written and so very different to book Jon Snow is because hacks like D&D were so into their 'subverting expectations' and 'themes being for 3rd grade book reports' that they didn't care about the story GRRM was telling.

Jeor Mormont making Jon Snow a steward is what is subversive writing. We all expect Jon Snow to be an action hero - Jon himself wants to become a ranger and fight the bad guys. The whole point to being the Lord Commander's steward is not that the Lord Commander is training you to be the top fighter, but training you to lead and manage. And we see that every time Jon is helping Bowen Marsh keep stock of food and essentials or when he listens in on Jeor discussing which NW castles needs urgent attention in terms of reinforcing the Wall's defenses. And later in book 5, as Lord Commander, Jon uses every thing he learns in books one and two.

Show Jon Snow on the other hand was just around to swing a sword because D&D's little sexist brains think that only Sansa can be a politician since she's a real girl unlike Dany and Arya as per their interviews.

Sansa suddenly wanted Jon to ask her for military advice, advised the Vale/WF soldiers on how to make armor, lectured old warrior Yohn Royce on how the castles are the first line of defense and should not be torn down. Her sister, who Sansa tried to kill the previous season, praises her as the smartest person ever, and she walks around telling Jon that he's stupid and Tyrion is given dialogue where he keeps praising her as smart.

And since D&D want to connect their suddenly 'Smart Sansa' to replacing Jeyne with Sansa which got backlash, they wrote dialogue where Sansa credits her marriage to Ramsay as being responsible for becoming the best politician of Westeros. This is the kind of subversive writing that Sansa stans seem to want and think will happen in the books, where Sansa is a politician and deserves leadership because she has suffered from abuse. When that's just not how the books work. If it did, Jeyne Poole and Theon Greyjoy would be the future leaders.

There are posts which talk about Sansa deserving QITN because characters want to marry her for her claim....

Like we have a whole ass plot going on in the books right now revolving around 'Arya's' marriage to Ramsay Bolton to hold the North. But apparently only Sansa is in demand for marriage alliances and hence should rule Winterfell because the other evil Starks will pawn her off.

This is the ultimate problem. Only thing I think of when I see posts from Sansa stans about Sansa, Arya, Jon, Dany etc.

They don't work with what's actually in the books, instead crafting a narrative around their headcanons revolving around Sansa being QITN/leader of the North. Like the most recent post on the Arya tag...

What even is this? But hey, the same person has written an entire essay on how Sansa is really, really smart because she dresses well and has nice manners and is therefore going to reform the system. And the term 'soft power' has been mutilated beyond recognition in the asoiaf fandom.

Whatever.

I don’t understand the logic of people who think Sansa has more skills than her siblings because she knows her courtesies, learned how to handle a 8 year old and is now seducing a womanizer (I’d give her more credits if Harry was like Stannis lol). Arya speaks 5 languages, can tell truths from lies, can lie very well, is good at spying, is a powerful warg, has knowledge of poisons, is well acquainted with the small folk. Bran ruled Winterfell and is the most powerful greenseer. How are Sansa’s skills more useful? Why would Jon NEED her as his bride? Every Jonsa claims she’s oh so necessary, and I don’t doubt it. I want her to learn the meaning of Winter is Coming and help mitigate the food shortage by providing grain to the North, but she’s far from being as skilled as her siblings unless we’re talking about embroidery and harp playing.

Sansa stan logic:

GRRM has written nothing for Sansa as a leader of the people unlike the whole books he wrote for Jon and Dany where they make mistakes or Arya leading her small wolf pack or Bran as Prince of Winterfell. That’s why she’s going to end up the endgame best leader of the series because Jon, Tyrion and Dany's arcs are actually about Sansa becoming a leader.

GRRM has written nothing for Jon and Sansa in terms of a relationship, they hardly mention each other or care for each other on the page despite growing up together. That’s why they are going to be the central, most important and best romantic relationship in the books.

GRRM has not connected Sansa to the Northern plots and characters there like he has Arya, Bran and Jon. That’s why she is the ONLY KEY TO THE NORTH and going to be the Queen in the North and leader of their people.

GRRM killed off Lady early into the books while writing Summer, Nymeria and Ghost connecting the Stark kids through wolf dreams, helping them develop and build their warging powers and in the case of Nymeria gather a huge wolf pack in the Riverlands. This is why the direwolves are unimportant in the story and don’t really matter for the Starks or their Stark identity.

GRRM has written the very least for Sansa thinking of her father and she never remembers his advice or wisdom or takes strength from his words like he has done for Jon, Arya and Bran. This is why Sansa is the most like Ned, the Nediest of the Stark children, a mini Ned in the making.

GRRM has not written a magical/fantasy plot for Sansa like he has for Dany, Bran, Arya and Jon. That’s why ASoIaF is mostly about the politicking happening and fantasy/magic is boring/unimportant/bad/evil.

And so on and so forth. It really is fascinating to watch this huge subsection of fans reading an entirely different series of books to the rest of us, think characters who have magical arcs in a high fantasy series are unreliable or evil or write essays on who is the best and smartest leader based on tradfem standards of femininity etc.

[nenoname]

Journal 3’s references to Stan

(…does the Lost Pages count as J3 when some had to be in J2 and also may or may not be a truth lie turducken? idk. Ford’s TBoB letters sure as hell don’t count as J3 but I’m including them here anyway)

Lost Journal Pages

"STANLEY COULD HAVE MADE HER LAUGH"

“My stomach sank a bit when I realized… it was my birthday. This day has felt… odd, since S and I… parted ways.”

"I was adjusting my TV antennae for weather reports (looking for ideal conditions for F's first portal test) and spat out my coffee when I saw THIS! My brother hawking scams under the name "Panley Stines." I had half a mind to call that number, just to pretend to be the police and maybe scare S straight for once! There is something so galling about seeing your OWN FACE committing crimes on your own TV! When my Muse saw me break my stress ball, I decided it was finally time to vent about Stanley."

""How about that; you've got an inferior clone! Why didn't you just eat him in the womb? Think of how powerful you'd be!"

"You can't just eat your twin, Bill."

You'd be surprised what you can eat! I say sure, call him if you want him to start mooching off you again! ME, I went no contact with my home dimension and I don't regret it. All they did was hold me back and sabotage my talents! Can you imagine?"

"More than you know. But you do ever wonder if maybe... maybe things could have been different?""

"Our heat budget was so tight that Mom forced S and me to wear one sweater at the same time. (She called it the "Abominable Snow-Stan." Our cat lived in fear of it year-round.)"

“DAMN! This morning I found F rummaging through my old copy of Urban Legends of New Jersey, where I had forgotten I had hidden some old personal items! I’ve quickly re-hidden them here, away from prying eyes.”

"But then he crossed a line. Helplessly I watched Cipher in my own body limp up to a pay phone and dial... STANLEY'S phone number from the infomercial?! No. He wouldn't.

"Hey brother, it's Sixer. I'm going to take a swim in the frozen lake tomorrow, and I might not ever come back, so if you don't hear from me, I just want you to know that it's because I never loved you. BUH-BYEEEEE."

My heart was in my throat until I heard the dial tone... The pay phone was out of order. The message hadn't gotten through. Cipher turned back to address me.

"TSK, TSK, TSK. LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME MAKE YOU DO! TOMORROW'S TAPE IS GONNA BE MUCH WORSE.""

(Bro secret code) "miss you"

“The snow has begun to fall again and there’s very little time. There’s only one left I can turn to to protect my journals while I prepare for the journey…”

"S is an overgrown child with none of my rigorous mental training. Who knows what could happen if Cipher stepped inside Stanley's mind for even one minute...

What if Stanley somehow manages to destroy the portal just like he destroyed my perpetual motion machine? I suppose that machine did work in its own way... It kept me perpetually angry for thirty years."

(Bro secret code) "HAVE I BEEN TOO HARSH ALL ALONG?"

"What if he tries to rope me into his latest get-rich-quick scheme? His latest commercial was for "Stan Sauce: The Miracle Sauce that's too cool for the FDA!"

What if... he mocks me? What if he sees that I abandoned our family to become a recluse on the brink of madness? Could I risk admitting that I was... wrong?

PROS: I have no one else. Well, that settles it. It's time to come face-to-face with a face I haven't seen in 10 years. My own face. Which... is my brother's face. God, I miss sleep."

Ford’s Letters

"In the weeks since Weirdmageddon, I conducted numerous tests on Stanley's mind (his terrible jokes are still intact) and inspected the state for dimensional leakage (we also took turns kicking the statue, and Stanley took a few cracks with a crowbar). I burned every Cipher-shaped item I had ever collected, and even threw away all my one-dollar bills, just to be safe (Stanley, of course, found and pocketed them).

“I emerged from my lab after days of agonized contemplation to find- to my shock- that Mabel was reading the book, out loud, to Stanley, Dipper, Soos, and Wendy!”

“They didn’t see me as an irredeemable screwup. Stanley said, "So, your past is just a giant pile of mistakes? Congratulations- you really are a Pines!”“

"Bill may tell you that happiness requires conquering galaxies and living forever, but I've seen enough of the universe to tell you that he's wrong. I've found my happiness. And it looks like this:"

"If you're reading this... then I am dead. Kidding! Sorry, Stanley thought that would be funny. Ha-ha! We're currently out shopping for harpoons to prepare for our trip to the arctic."

"Stan, if you end breaking into my lab at some point later today- Bravo! Still as good a locksmith as in 8th grade. Beers are under the desk."

(It kinda strikes me that the BoB Lost Journal pages about Stan sound far more like post-portal Ford’s opinions on Stan instead, where he’s openly angry at both being pushed into the portal + at the portal being opened again + his murder suicide attempt being foiled + Stan disowning him + turning his house into a tourist trap + taking his identity vs pre-portal Ford being more… melodramatic(?) constantly being reminded of him but not wanting to linger too long? idk the vibes are different

Plus pre-portal Ford pretty consistently only calls Stan "S” or just refers to him as his brother (with the exception of him writing his name in a Caesar cipher). I think he only ever messes up the general naming scheme a single time when he wrote Fiddleford instead of F

…not to mention the perpetual motion machine comment says thirty instead of ten years)

Other sections: Pre-Portal, Post-Portal, Post-Weirdmageddon

[sunnysviolin]

Can I just say, whenever you write for Hero and Mari, the fact that you have them think of each other as “her boy” and “his girl” is so adorable??? It makes me melt every single time,,, thank you for feeding the Heromari stans

Heromari my lil blorbos……That thought is actually at the crux of everything I write for them. They just always fit together, they were each other’s, and it wasn’t ever even questioned or commented on until suddenly it was ripped away from Hero. It’s like realizing you have two eyes or that you hear from two sides. Anyways nonnie I love you so take some more Heromari

Mari’s love language is really music in every shape. She has always kept little sticky notes around to write down lyrics she hears that remind her of Hero, and she sticks them up for him to find all the time. He never thought to save them, he thought he would just always have them. He regrets that a lot, and he has a notebook now that has some of the lyrics she gave him, but it’s never gonna be all of them

In the last year of her life Mari was always incredibly tired, doing way way too much, so Hero covered for her. He would let her sleep on the bus on the way to school and wake her up before they got there, take notes in Maris super specific color codings if she fell asleep during class, and generally act as a pillow whenever she needed. Most of their time alone was spent with Mari asleep, which she always felt she bad about but Hero didn’t mind. He just loved getting to be around her.

Just like Basil for Sunny, Hero was the one person Mari felt safe confiding in. She told him how stressed she was, and how badly she needed to be perfect. He would always tell her that she was perfect just as she was, that she didn’t need to be better or change. After she dies, he agonizes over saying that because he’s pretty sure it added to her worries, and only made things worse. He’s never gonna know that it was the one thing that actually made things a little easier

Everyone always said they had a favorite dress of Mari’s. Her mother and father loved her pure Snow White concert dress, Sunny liked the red checkered one that reminded him of their picnic basket, Aubrey liked the purple one that was the same color that Mari thought about dying her hair, and Kel liked the mismatched tie dye one that looked like paint was splattered all over.

Hero never had a favorite dress. Heros favorite of Mari’s outfits was the ripped grass stained jean cutoffs and ragged flannels that she wore when they went on secret dates to the spot behind the park. For some reason, it was only at those moments that Mari wore the clothes she “felt most comfortable wearing” but Hero never judged. Still it always felt special

[delicrieux]

☆ﾐ 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚊𝚢 “𝚘𝚑”

PART 10: BIG DICK IS BACK IN TOWN

y/n is back in brooklyn for the holidays. thinking that a stream will make her feel less homesick for cali, she starts working on her famously titled hentai.free.srv. what was supposed to be a relaxing stream turns into a special delivery about two hours in.

─── corpse husband x reader ─── soc. media + written fiction! ─── word count: 2.2k ─── ❥ req: Here's one... You know those apps for delivery like Domino's or whatnot... What if reader is streaming Among Us with Corpse, and reader mentions they're hungry and Corpse offers to order them food, and readers like no no it's fine... Then there's delivery at the door (Corpse ordered beforehand) 

author’s note: fucky format is also back in town baby!!! also if you find any mistakes - no u didnt <3 thank u everyone for enjoying this story sm i literally cant believe how feral yall going strawberry cow was a nuclear explosion im still recovering tbh. got an ask a while ago and decided to incorporate it into myso. happy holidays everyone! myso will continue on monday!

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Indeed, being soft on any social media platform was the biggest disgrace and needed to be eliminated post haste. Moreover, it was a slippery slope - once you start flooding your timeline with cute imagery and heart emojis, what will stop you from posting inspirational Facebook quotes? Disgusting. If Rae were here, she would chide you (not you thinking about her as if she’s dead or something). For once in your life, you feel like you deserve it. 

Alas, you hope this little chaos you’ve caused is enough to throw everyone off. The stans, especially. You know the hashtags, you’ve seen ARMY scourging for info online with the same fervor and ruthlessness 1 Direction fans hacked airport security cameras just to spy on the boys. If you had any dirty secrets online, they are out to the public now - thankfully, besides the Harry Styles stan account (with edits and all), you have nothing. Though, now that you think about it, exposed nudes would have been better than your Punk!Harry edit receiving almost a million views. God, your life’s a fucking mess.

Your fans aren’t the only ones out for info - you, too, are trying to decipher Rae’s message. Code: Barbecue Sauce. The two of you had come up with it roughly two years ago, around the same time when you promised that if you didn’t find significant others by the time you’re 40, you’ll just marry each other. It was one of the many rules found in your friendship codex. Barbecue Sauce signifies information - an exchange of information. And depending on how it ends or begins (”So I’m sitting there” alludes to Rae, “On my titties” alludes to you), secret data on that person is given away, usually free of charge. 

But why? And to whom did Rae give away what? You had pestered her mercilessly and even sent some voice messages where you were crying. You were only crying because of a video of a grandpa smiling you saw on TikTok, but you are a snake, and so you put those tears to good use. If streaming doesn’t work out, you’ll just become an actress. Hollywood would love you. Your PR firm sure as fuck wouldn’t, though.

Rae was having none of it. She said you’ll figure it out eventually. Told you to channel your superior puzzle skills. You were quick to remind her that you can barely count to ten without having an aneurysm. Oddly serious, she admitted that she worries for you sometimes. Why only sometimes?! you demanded. She merely sighed. uttering under her breath something that sounded closely to “Boke.”

You leave her for barely a week and she’s already neck deep in the gay volleyball anime, hoodie and cardboard cutout and everything. Your life is falling apart.

But Brooklyn is nice. It had snowed when you stepped off of the plane. Thousands of snowflakes sprinkling into your hair, dotting your cheeks and nose. You missed this sight back in Cali. You missed your parents, too. 

Home cooked meals, old sweaters, your old room and about 40GB worth of old high school pictures on your computer. You went through them all one night. Some were stomach churning, cringe inducing nightmares. You were especially fond of those. Texted some of your friends that were still in Brooklyn, met up, decided to bake. Bad idea, Rae was the resident chef back in Cali. Besides laughing till your stomach hurt, and almost burning down your kitchen, nothing all that significant happened. Somewhere down the line, at about 3 am, half-way through a cheesy rom-com you had the overwhelming urge to text Corpse.

That’s where the problems really started. God, you missed California, missed being in the same timezone with a guy you hadn’t even met yet, how embarrassing is that?! You missed skating around and taking pictures of the beach in the setting sun, sending it to him, silently wishing he was with you to admire the view. 

You really want to call him. And to hang out with him. But for some reason, the thought of that springs up immediate anxiety and you shy away from asking. Him sending you cute good morning texts doesn’t help, either. Maybe it’s better he doesn’t know that you’re a blushing, stuttering mess each time you read “baby”. 

Late evening. Your stream is already set up, people are slowly trickling in and you greet them with a grin and a soft “Hello! Hi hi!”. You did your best to make your room a perfectly chaotic backdrop - led lights, an embarrassing amount of anime merch and plushies. You always try to balance out your weeb side by dressing hot as fuck for your streams - today’s inspiration just so happens to be egirls. Mostly because you watched one too many egirl make-up tutorials on TikTok, and also because you’ve been listening to Corpse’s song all day.

Yeah, no, who are you kidding, you dressed up this way because you were hoping Corpse was watching your stream. You didn’t forget your cat headphones, either. You know he likes them. You want to make him suffer. Perhaps then, finally, he will ask you out, so you wouldn’t have to.

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“I feel like,” You start when you put away your phone, staring idly at the chat, “I feel like I need a new name for you guys. Calling you guys after two years of streaming is just... weird, no? I also don’t respect men so I don’t want to call you guys. Like, so many creator’s have, like, a name for their fans. Uhm, Cody Ko has the chodesters, Kurtis Conner has, uh, folks? Kurtis Town? Citizens! Markiplier has mommy issues--” You can’t help snorting, “So, I’ve been, like, thinking - I know, shocking! - so I was thinking I’m gonna name you cockroaches. Because you’re grimy little shits impossible to kill. And also then I can use the legendary Minaj meme ROACHES!”

Your stream enthusiastically echoes ROACHES, making the chat swim. Yes, if anyone would enjoy such a name, it would be your audience. You’re as equally proud as you are disturbed.

“Well, anyway.” Leaning back into your chair, you throw your arms out with a bright grin, “Big dick is back in town, baby! If you noticed the backdrops different, it’s cuz I’m in Brooklyn now. Don’t ask me when I will return to Always Sunny, I don’t plan that far ahead.”

While Minecraft boots up, you decide to answer a few questions.

r u dating sykkuno?

You want to smack your head into the keyboard, but as it is, you can’t exactly afford a new one, so you refrain, “No, Sykkuno and I are not dating, we are just good friends. Uhm, I’m not sure how much I’ll have to repeat this, but, we really aren’t, so if the roaches could chill - Oh my God, that sounds so stupid, I love it - uh, yeah, if the roaches could chill that’d be great.”

the roaches lmao sounds like we’re a sports team

“Oh shit, yeah it does, uh-- maybe I can make like, jerseys or something. That’d be cool, I think.”

how disappointed are your parents with the way your life turned out?

“My parents are actually not disappointed at all!” You say with a cute little smile, “Uhm, they’re both really proud, actually. They’re glad I found something I love doing and made a job outta it. Dad finds my Youtube videos endearing. Yes, they watch pretty much all of my videos, unless I explicitly tell them not to. And yeah, with all the fucks and thirsting for anime characters. Uhm, it was very embarrassing at first, but I mean, after a while, shame just...doesn’t exist anymore, I guess? Funny thing about my parents, actually, when they watch my videos-” You eye catches a comment, “Oh! No, they only watch my Youtube videos. They don’t know how to use Twitter, thank God. Uhm, anyway-- when they hear a name they don’t know, like, I dunno, Dabi, or something, they google--” You’re grinning by now, eyes crinkling, giggling softly, “--who that is, and buy me like, merch and stuff. It’s really cute. 

can i be adopted by ur parents plz

will you and corpse ever collab?!

You were about to answer, though the man of the hour himself decides to do it for you.

Corpse_Husband: yes.

Okay, not to say your heart skipped a beat, but it totally did. With a pleased smile, you nod, like one of those bobble head toys sold at the dollar store. The motion is oddly reminiscent of Sykkuno’s own nod. Perhaps you had picked it up from him. The chat seems to notice.

pack it up, sykkuno

More questions pile about this mysterious collab you and Corpse are planning. Yeah, you’d like to hear more about it, too, since he single highhandedly decided one was happening right now. Corpse remains silent. Fine, keep your secrets. 

“Okay, guys, oh, I mean, roaches, Oh my God--” You’re covering your mouth, giggling, “-calling all roaches, calling all roaches, calm down. Everyone grab a snack and a blanket I’m turning up the music volume so we can all chill. Entering chill zone. Entering chill zone. Roaches, prepare.”

we are prepared

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An hour or so passes and you grow hungry. It shows with the amount of cakes you had baked in your server. Currently, you find yourself throwing eggs at the wall of one of the renovated houses, your face scrunched in concentration and slight frustration. 24 of the 50 eggs have been wasted. “What’s a girl gotta do to get some chicks around here?” you had uttered under your breath, until, finally, a screech - the egg finally spawns a mob. Your mouth falls open, “Aww, look!” You approach it, so small, walking in zigzags beside you, “It’s a baby chicken! Die, bitch.” The baby chicken is no more as you swing your bedazzled (you have mods) diamond sword. You’re cackling by the time the dust settles.

y/n is a child murderer

“Roaches,” You address your fan-base, spurring another fit of laughter - you can’t get over the name, “I think I’m like, forgetting that eating in Minecraft won’t actually make less hungry in real life.”

take a break and go eat queen <3

“Fuck no, we starve and die like men. Now I actually really need another chicken.”

Another twenty minutes trickle by and you’re trying to lure back a panda from the jungle when there’s a knock on your bedroom’s door. Whipping your head to the side, you slide down your headphones. At the same time, your mom pokes her head through the ajar door, “MOM!” You scream, “Get OUT of my room I’m playing Minecraft!” But your yell has no actual bite to it, as you don’t manage to hide your smile. Your mom laughs, doing some sort of sign language and motioning for you to follow her with her head. That or it’s some sort of performative dance. 

“I’m live right now,” You tell her, pointing at your screen. She knows this already, though, “do you want to say hi?” 

The roaches spam the chat with friendly hellos. You mom, quite impatient now, waves you over. 

“Sorry, roaches, mom needs something. Be back in a bit!”

Stopping the stream, you rush out of your seat and pleased she slinks into the hallway. “What’s this about?”

“Your pizza came.”

“My what now?” You echo, confused.

“Domino’s. You ordered pizza?”

“What? No? I was busy with the stream, I never--”

Thankfully, you had managed to grab your phone from your room before you exited. You almost choke on spit once you read the messages.

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You decide that it’ll be impossible to stream after experiencing what you had just experienced. You tweet out a quick apology to the roaches (God, that fucking name) and say that you had a breakdown but you’re okay. That is as a close to the truth as you managed to muster. It’s a sad sight, chewing and crying; your mom winced when she saw your state - disheveled hair and rundown eyeliner and everything. “D’aww,” She had muttered, caressing the top of your head, “don’t cry my little raccoon.”

If anyone was ever to ask you where did your chaotic nature come from, you’d answer with my mom. To make yourself feel better, you took a selfie - duck face and peace sign and the horrible 2000′s angle. Sent it to Rae. 

looking hot, her message read. 

thanks, was all you replied with.

You couldn’t just leave things as they were. Once you calmed down, you wanted to text Corpse, but how would you follow up the ungodly caps lock and screeching? Impossible. An idea sprung to mind, one that was brave. Taking the first step.

Instead of sending a text, you sent a voice memo.

“Thank you for the pizza, it was delicious.”

You voice still sounded a bit raspy. His reply was instant. Your heart skipped a beat. He sent a voice memo back.

“Glad you liked it, baby.”

He was going to be the death of you.

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tags (in italics is those i couldn’t tag! make sure all’s ok w your settings!) : @littlebabysandboxburritos - @fairywriter-oracle - @tsukishimawh0re - @ofstarsanddreams - @bbecc-a - @annshit - @leahh19 - @letsloveimagines - @bellomi-clarke - @wineandionysus - @guiltydols - @onephootinfrontoftheother - @liamakorn - @thirstyfangirl - @lilysdaydreams - @pan-ini - @mxqicshxp - @tanchosanke - @yoshinorecommends - @flightsandfantasy - @liljennyx3 - @slashersdream - @unknown-and-invisible - @sinister-sleep - @fivedicksinatrenchcoat - @mercury–moon - @peterparkerspjsuit - @unstableye - @simonsbluee - @shinyshimaagain - @ppopty - @siriuslystupid - @crapimahuman - @ofthedewthesunlight - @mythicalamphitrite - @artsyally - @corpsesimpp - @corpsewhitetee - @corpse-husbandsimp - @hyp-oh-critical - @roses-and-grasses - @rhyrhy462 - @sparklylandflaplawyer - @charbkgo - @airwaveee - @creativedogs - @kaitlyn2907 - @loxbbg - @afuckingunicornn - @fleurmoon - @yeolliedokai - @truly-dionysus - @multi-fandom-central707

more tags are in the comments bcs tumblr only allows me to tag 50 people max 💙

[chloenwckobiaarchive]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

we've been waiting / all year for this night / and the snow is glistening / on the trees outside / and all the stockings / are hung by the fireside / waiting for santa to arrive 

Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays! I hope that your holiday season was filled with a lot of cheer and all the hot cocoa you could ever want. This was my first holiday season in Merrock, and it was everything I could’ve ever wished for and more. As a thank you to those who have helped me make a home here in, I made you all my super, duper secret Chex mix along with some other things.

@narilily @jmiemagvans @stellylee @darpow @brooksienewman @valentinadiaz @bryanxlawrence @xjaylahopkins​

NARI. From one fashionista to another, I really enjoy spending time with you! You’ve got a really great eye for design, so I got you a necklace that was a Singer sewing machine that I picked up last week at the market. I had them engrave your initials and add it to the necklace as something extra special for you. Along with that, I know you lead a busy life so I wanted to get a cute planner for you so you can keep track of all you have to do in the upcoming year! I hope you’ve had a good holiday!

JAMIE. Remember how we talked about personalized M&M’s? I might’ve gotten this while they had a package on them, and I thought it’d be funny to let you have some with your face. Sorry if you found a notification from me on your socials since I was trying to look for a picture of you. I hope you had a really great holiday!

STELLY. To my partner in crime when it comes to corn mazes... I hope that you had a special holiday this year! I found these candle holders at a store in town, and I just knew that I had to get them for you. Once the wax melts, it looks like a pool of blood, so that’s pretty cool! And this magnet made me laugh so hard and I think the only person who could get it would be you, so I hope you enjoy it as much as I do! I wish you a very Merry Christmas!

DARRIUS. In my months here, I’ve really enjoyed getting to know you! From talking about weird foods to exploring the town together to swapping playlists, I think you’ve become one of my good friends. As a gift to you, I wanted to make a CD playlist of songs that I think you’d like to listen to while grading papers or cleaning your apartment. And since you’re a Bears fan, I found this pretty great 90s era sweater from Polished Brass that I thought you’d enjoy. I hope you had a wonderful holiday!

KELLAN. Listen, I think that I can shape you into a ladies man. And to aide in that journey, I found some whiskey infused toothpicks that should help you out if you have anything in your teeth. And I also got you a harvesting bag that you can put many berries in, it has multiple compartments for all your storage needs. And as a bonus gift, I found this shirt that I got at the market that I thought you’d find funny. I hope you had a great holiday!

VALENTINA. I got you some earrings that I thought you’d like. They’re not your typical hoops as I think as an artist, you’d appreciate them! And learning that you’re a Rina stan, I picked up her latest album from the store for you! I hope you had a really great holiday!

BRYAN. To my foodie friend, I think a chef always needs to have more than one apron and a lot of knives, so I picked up this one that I saw at the market. And these knives I saw at a store in town, so I hope you’re able to make many dishes using them! I hope your holiday was amazing!

JAYLA. I know you worked hard this week (and all the other weeks), so I wanted to get you a care packages with all the goodies you could ever want! And I know you also work at the library, so I thought this tote bag would be perfect for you! I hope your holiday was fantastic!

[nanamismoonchild]

Caught in a Blizzard 

pairing: husband!jungkook x wife!reader ft Seokjin

genre: fluff :D

warnings: none

wc: ~2k

A/N: This is for Jords @balenciaguks​ for btswritingcafe’s Secret Santa event. It was so nice being your candy cane even though it got cut short by the evil blog that shall not be named anymore. This is a short fic but I do hope you love it. I had a few moments where I couldn’t stop cheesing lol. And I thought I saw you say that you came out of the concert being a Jin stan so ofc I had to add him in some way.  I used all three of your prompts and i hope you like how i used them ehehe. without further ado, here is the fic!

“I just wanted to be with you! Only you!” 

You were screaming as you stormed out of the cabin your husband had rented for your honeymoon.  

He had the most despicable thing he had ever done in your six-year relationship with each other—invite another couple to your honeymoon.  What the hell had he been thinking?

He had tried to say that he had done it because it was way cheaper to rent it out for four people instead of two and that they wouldn’t be with the two of you all the time. It was just a convenient set-up and he didn’t understand what was wrong.  You were being unreasonable. 

Unreasonable, my ass. 

You had no idea where you were going, but it was definitely going to be away for a couple of hours. The local news station had talked about an upcoming blizzard and warned that everyone needed to be indoors by a fire. However, there was no way you could sit idle without trying to murder your new husband.

A quick walk through the forest next to your cabin would do the trick.  The town you had picked for your honeymoon, Winterfield,  had the prettiest forests and it had been on your to-do list anyway. Why not let the woodlands calm you?

There was a trail already formed in the thick snow that covered all inches of the ground. If you squinted through the blindness of the bright white snow, you could see little footprints from some of the animals.  

Even though there was a couple of hours of sunlight left, and the snow was brighter than you’ve ever seen. Christmas lights were hung through the giant trees and left off a small purple glow.  It did the pretty scenery only a little justice. It reminded you of how your wedding decorator had wanted to hang Christmas lights everywhere instead of letting the background do it’s work. 

She had persisted, but neither you or your husband relented. He knew how special a winter wedding was to you. It had been your dream as a little girl to have a wedding on a snowy day and kiss your husband during the first snow of the year.  It had taken so much planning—and a lot of news watching—to make that dream a reality and pesky little red, blue, and green lights around would not ruin the beauty of it.  

It was worthwhile. Everything worked out perfectly and your kiss had been magical. There was absolutely nothing that could ruin your wedding. But there was something that could ruin your honeymoon: your husband’s need to help everyone out.  

Sighing, you continued to stroll through the forest. Surprisingly, you had walked farther than you realized. The cold was starting to seep through your winter coat. Yet, you didn’t want to turn back.  You weren’t done thinking through your anger to see your husband at the moment. Besides, the cold never bothered you anyway. 

Jungkook was worried. You  hadn’t come back in an hour  and the storm was becoming stronger by the second.  He had wanted to chase after you when you stormed out, but he knew it was for his sake that he didn’t. He made a mistake, a really dumb mistake, and knew the only way the two of you could talk through it was if you both had a moment to think for yourselves. 

He had thought hard and long and came to the conclusion that he would rent another space that was, astonishingly, still available at this time. He booked it quickly and planned on telling you about it. That was an hour ago and you were still out when the storm began.  

At first, it had been a trickle of snow before the wind created an angry whistle and the snow began to race down.  He could hardly see outside of the window of the living room. 

“I’m going out to find ___”. He announced it to the other couple, Jin and his wife.  He put on his snow boots and two extra coats. He found a flashlight in the kitchen and checked to make sure it worked. 

“You sure you want to go out there now? Why don’t we call the police first?”

“I’m sure. And the police may not even be able to get here quickly enough. My wife could very well be on the ground freezing to death by the time they make it to her.”

“Be safe then, Kook.”

Jungkook’s hyung locked the door after him, watching him until he couldn’t see his dongsaeng anymore through the thick snow. 

The flashlight barely shone through the darkness as the snow pelted him. He couldn’t rely on footprints to show him where you might have gone, but he knew you. Your appreciation for the winter and forests were the main reason why Jungkook had picked Winterfield. It was supposed to be a grand gesture, yet he ruined it. It would be his fault if he couldn’t find…No,no. He would find you. 

The lights could barely be seen but the purple glow of Christmas lights was unmistakable.  Jungkook let out a small chuckle as he remembered how much you fussed about those lights. 

“It will take away the focus on the snow fall and  I want to see the first snow with you." 

To Jungkook, that was the sweetest thing you could ever tell him. 

The wedding had been the best, no, the most amazing moment of his life. You had been in a traditional white dress with sheer lace down your arms.  He had gone with a sleeveless tuxedo himself, garnering a lot of stares from the attendees of the wedding. But neither of you cared about the judgemental eyes.  

His doe eyes were on you and yours on his.  

At the moment, his eyes were scanning the surroundings he could see. He had no idea where you might have gone for safety and he briefly pondered how dumb you might’ve been to continue walking through the snow instead of turning back. Then he remembered the reason why you had been out here in the first place and quickly erased that thought from his mind. 

“__!” He yelled into the snow void.  He had read that snow is so dense that screams couldn’t be heard. Not to mention, he had watched Frozen with you on the plane ride here so the evidence was clear.  

But, by a miracle, a Christmas miracle, he had heard a very distinct voice calling him.

“Jungkook! Kook! I’m over here!” 

“Where’s over here?” 

He looked around frantically searching for you. 

“In the cave!”

Cave? 

He couldn’t see a cave, yet your voice was close.  It couldn’t be far.  

“Hold on, baby! I’m coming!”

He ran-walked, a clumsy version of speed walking through snow.  He thought your voice had come from the right, so he ran in that direction.  His heart was pacing and his breath was puffing into white smoke as he pushed through the storm. He was close to you. 

“Jungkook!” 

A body barreled into him, knocking him down. 

“Oh my gosh! I’m so happy to see you! I shouldn’t have left. I got lost and-” 

Your rant was smothered by a hot kiss from your husband.  It warmed your body from head to toe after being poked by Jack Frost for so long. 

“I’m just really happy to see you,” he sat the both of you up and wrapped his arms around you.  

“I know it all too well. Let’s get out of the storm,” you giggled and stood up, holding your hands out for him. 

He took it and picked up the flashlight that had flown from his grasp. The blizzard was getting powerful by the second. Thankfully, Jungkook knew they were only a mile or two away from the cabin. 

“Jungkook,” you began as the two of you trekked through the thick snow. 

“Save it for now. You’re gonna need your breath for now baby.”

You nodded and focused on the path in front of you.  You could barely see anything with the way the air had thickened. Even the purple-ish glow from the Christmas lights could barely be seen, but you knew that fire and a huge mug of hot chocolate were little ways in front of you. 

The silence between you and Jungkook was comfortable—an understanding that you both were safe. 

Seokjin had been watching the window since Jungkook had left. His wife had started a fire and was keeping two extra mugs of hot chocolate heated for Jungkook and you. He had been about to call the emergency line when he spotted two figures appear. 

“They’re here!” 

He ran out to meet them, cursing at the lick of cold that swiped his face, but he pushed forward.  He reached Jungkook and you and helped pull the two of you into the cabin.  His wife already had blankets ready and was wrapping them around your shivering bodies.

You and Jungkook breathed sighs of relief as the heat of the fire and blankets spread through your bodies. Your teeth were slowly losing their chattering and the color was coming back into your faces.  Both of you shed your wet, heavy coats and kicked them away. 

“The two of you are grounded! Had us worried sick! If you were so upset at us being here, then you could’ve talked to us face to face, not stomp out before a snowstorm like a child!” His wife fussed as she handed you a hot chocolate. 

The steam wasn’t the cause of the flush of your cheeks.  

“I’m sorry. I was really angry and didn’t think,” you lowered your head. “I didn’t mean to hurt your feelings. I really don’t mind you both being here; it was honestly just a shock.”

Seokjin and his wife nodded in understanding. Neither of their feelings had been hurt–they were more upset at the fact that you had been so careless. 

“I’m sorry I didn’t talk to you beforehand. That was wrong of me.” He frowned and pouted. 

You smiled at your husband and kissed him on his cheek.

“All is forgiven. Besides,” you grin and hold up the mug. “She makes a mean hot cocoa.”

“I make it with dark chocolate cocoa powder instead of milk chocolate,” his wife informed you, a bit of proudness in her voice. 

Seokjin laughs and kisses his wife before settling down on the couch with each other. Jungkook and you mimic their actions on the other side of them.  

Now that you were out of the danger of the storm, you could see through the window how beautiful the blizzard was. It was like a painting of white snow against a background of forlorn trees in the darkness. 

“This weather makes me cold but being with you makes me feel warm inside.”

“You’re so cheesy…but…They say to watch the snow falling with someone is a sign of love….and I couldn’t agree more.”

Seokjin and his wife laughed, her head falling into his shoulder as she tried to hide her giggles.

“What’s so funny, old man?” “Yah! You have no reason to be calling me old! I’m not the one saying things like that!”

“Saying those kinds of things turns a woman on. I don’t recall hearing you getting it on when we first got here!” “Jeon Jungkook!”

Warmth crept up your face as you remember the dicking in the hall Jungkook was giving you before Seokjin and his wife showed up, starting the process of stomping off.  

The banter between the two men continued even when the mugs of hot chocolate had been downed and the fire had to be poked and refilled. Even when the storm was starting to calm down and you could see the gorgeous aftermath of it all.  

You realized how silly you had been to think that you could enjoy this cabin and view only to yourselves.  Okay, maybe you hadn’t been too silly. Who really plans a honeymoon with another married couple? Only your husband.  

Of course, you would have to come up with ways to have sex without the older couple hearing your loud moans.  But, there were definitely other activities that you had wanted to partake in that with only two people would have been vastly boring.  Snow fights, building snowmen, drinking hot cocoa, and watching movies by the fire….

“Hey, since we’re all still awake, you guys want to watch a movie?”

Jungkook and Seokjin halted their neverending teasing to say yes. Seokjin’s wife helped you find a movie, The Santa Claus, and made more hot cocoa and put some marshmallows into a bowl for a snack. 

You scooted closer to Jungkook under the blanket and laid your head on his shoulder.  He kissed your forehead before settling into the couch more. 

“I love you.”

“I love you more.”