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foundfamily-connoisseur · 10 days ago

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PUNCH OUT HCS CUZ I DONT GOT TIME TO DRAW THEM BUT THEY WONT LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

Something something the voices

This is so long I'm sorry

No I'm serious I started derailing I think

LITTLE MAC

Mexican-American! His ma is Mexican and immigrated to The Bronx, where she met Mac's dad (who we have nothing on lol, he dipped before Mac was born).

His ma? Oh yeah, she died :( He doesn't know how, just that he came home one day (latchkey kid) and saw the cops surrounding the apartment. Placed him in an orphanage but got into fights a lot and deemed him a 'problem child' (literally just an autistic kid grieving the loss of his mom)

As said, Lil Mac is autistic! For the most nonverbal and thus uses ASL, but also speaks English and Spanish from time to time(English from Doc, Spanish from his mother and childhood friends who helped him keep up). Spanish is his preferred language tho.

Narcolepsy haver. It usually doesn't interfere much with his actual boxing matches since he's learned to feel when they're coming and deal with them accordingly. Took him and Doc a while to figure out that he had it since they just chalked it up to his prior malnutrition(which also impacted his growth, capping him at a whole 4'9)

Affectionate(?): must be initiated by him. He's very much for hugging and holding hands but if someone else does it first he's like :/. Only people he's ok with is Doc Louis so far.

Trans: transman who figured himself out pretty early when he only played soccer with the boys out in the mud. His mom cut his hair super short as a 'punishment' for always getting dirt in his braids but jokes on her he loved it. Doc has been helping him with hormone blockers, and with the prize money saving up for surgery 🙏 you can do it maccie boy!!! No one else in the ring knows and he'd rather keep it that way thank you (both out of nerves but also why do they need to know 🤨 what are they the fbi???)

Fashion sense: if you try to get this boy in anything but a tank/shirt and shorts he will explode. This man rocks flip flops and sneakers for days and it's all that's in his wardrobe (maybe another hoodie or two). A lot of them are rather worn but he hates the idea of "wasting" money so he uses em till they're literally impossible to wear.

Very spiritual: believes in el Mal Ojo aka Evil Eye and such. (Mostly from his mother and the women on the block that took him in from time to time). If he thinks your vibes are off, he will do an egg cleanse and swears that they work (they do i can attest to that chat).

GLASS JOE

EDS HAVER!!!!! (Ie Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome). This man has glass bones and paper

he don't care he will fight till he's dead! That and boxing actually does rlly help him with his joint pains. He finds it kinda funny when ppl worry about him like "sorry guys i gotta lie down real quick i think my ribs went criss cross". He prefers to get around on wheel chair but can get by with crutches(to which he just lays on the bed forever afterward)

Cat dad!!!!: less him having an actual pet cat than him just tending to whatever feline that crosses his path. May or may not have some scratches on his hands don't worry about it.

Actually really good friends with Mac: (we're going to pretend that they aren't literally thousands of miles away shut up). One of the few to make an actual effort to learn ASL rather than pick it up slowly or have Doc translate. In turn, Mac has gone about learning bits and pieces of French, enough so that both can communicate in their respective language and the other can (mostly) understand them.

This man is such a critic like what do you mean the food lacked a certain "je ne sais quoi" or the movie "insisted upon itself". He really wants to be nice but if it has any touch of French, he is going to murder it because it isn't French enough or actually accurate.

Had an ex fiance to which they broke off for reasons he'd rather not elaborate.

VON KAISER

Tics: he has em. They worsen under stress, but occur randomly or if overstimulated

Served in the military before being discharged. He doesn't like talking about and his tics start acting up if the topic is brought up.

Widower: wife died fairly early into their marriage and he was absolutely distraught. They both always talked about having kids, and a part of him still wants that, but it won't be the same without his Engelchen.

Career: he had wanted to be an engineer, but after serving in the military couldn't bring himself to go into it. That, and being a boxing teacher let's him tend to kids, even if it means getting socked in the stomach. He always acts like a strict instructor, both from his own experience in the military and because he wants to keep the kids at arms length. Also his wife being a kindergarten teacher had nothing to do with it nooooo

Close friends with Hondo and Glass Joe. Bear Hugger is a friendly fella but his loud and boarish disposition gets him riled up. Gets along well with Little Mac and if Doc isn't present for whatever reason, he's good at helping Mac calm down if he starts getting overstimulated and vice versa.

He also totally doesn't have Lil Mac be a pseudo son to him and think about his kis could've been potentially his age who said that.

Emotional support animal: German shepherd called Hugo. That's his baby right there

Disco Kid

That man's a fruit your honor!!!! No but fr tho he's a queer man living his best life.

Also a drag queen! (Name pending). Doesn't really care for how others perceive him and goes with the flow really.

Definitely fought with his dad a lot when he was younger, but as he grew his father came around and now they have a pretty solid relationship.

He's a total mommas boy tho he will literally die for her. He also has a little sister who he plays dolls with. (And yes she asks him to say it in his girl voice iykyk)

Gets along with pretty much everyone besides Mr. Sandman really (Aran Ryan is an interesting case. You heard it from the grape vine but they have an on and off relationship).

An art major for sureeeee. Idk what kind but im sensing something

Really good with machinery though. Usually just so he can fix up his car and stereos.

KING HIPPO

He is for sure not human. I always draw him more beastly but he's probably closer to whales/hippos than actual people.

Like hippos, all that's fat is really just pure muscle. No cuz google up a hippo and remove their skin them bitches are SHREDDED!!!

Naturally very affectionate, although he prefers his pals in the minor circuit (and Lil Mac. Yes this is Little Mac supremacy everyone will be his friend).

Absolutely loves cocktails. They come with fruit how can he not. Funnily enough he despises apples though.

Has multiple wives: a primary wife and secondary wives. Has kids with most of them and naturally, the first born son will take his place when the time comes. (He does love all his kids and wives equally tho so don't worry about them).

Surpringly eloquent" while he can't exactly form human speech, his writing is impeccable, both in letter and in word choice. No one knows how he does it with those claws and big ass hands.

PISTON HONDA

This man has so much manga it's insane. This mf probably has a whole room dedicated to his collection. Yes most of them are Shojo and yes he has a lot of Sailor Moon merch and memorabilia. (although he does also enjoy other such Mangas like JJBA and Inuyasha. I'd say he's embarrassed about it but bro was reading Sailor Moon out in the open so id say he's at least fine with reading it publicly.

Has gotten some of the other boxers to read some of his recs and watch some animes with him (he will force you to watch Madoka Magica and Revolutionary Girl Utena. It's only a matter of time.) It's also how he got into other shows like Candy Candy (by Mac), The Golden Girls(by Disco Kid. He likes his oldies what can he say), and pretty much any and every telenovela ever created (Wow wonder who it could be).

Has a pet Shiba Inu that he loves to bits but DAMN does she test his patience sometimes. And he has a lot of it.

Also began learning ASL when he caught wind of Glass Joe doing it, although he practically forced Lil Mac to learn Japanese because damn it, sometimes the dub doesn't do the show justice!!!

Has two older sisters!!! He's the baby of the family lol and it don't matter if he can pick em both up they'll still pinch his cheeks and tease him.

BEAR HUGGER

Trans: a transgender man who's loud and proud. Never bothered with top surgery he ain't cutting off his girls!!! He could pick up the vibe™️ with Little Mac but he's not the type to try and force the conversation. He'll let Mac come to him on his own time, and if not then that's fine too.

Loads of animals: similar situation to Glass Joe, although now it applies to all animals. Bro is a Disney princess. He sticks his arms out and birds fly to perch on them. Can seemingly hold an actual conversation with animals and no one knows if he's losing it or if they are.

Family: an only child, but with loads of cousins who fill in that sibling role. He's actually really good with kids and takes care of his nieces and nephews from time to time. He has thought about being a dad from time to time (he'd really like to have a girl) but always decides against it.

Affectionate: to the highest degree. That man is always asking if ya need a hug and it ain't just a threat for a grapple/ear clap. He and King Hippo get along swimmingly as a result (if only they didn't die if they went to each other's respective home country 😔)

Prosthethic: ya cant tell cuz of his clothes, but he has a prosthetic leg! (Stops a bit below the knee). If he ever takes it off for whatever reason, he always goes "aw man, guess I'm on my last leg" and the crowd goes mild. Thinks it's the funniest shit ever tho and he won't stop making the joke (Little Mac made it worse by giving an actual chuckle. Mac you've doomed us all with your horrible sense in jokes. I blame Doc)

GREAT TIGER

Loves cats: absolutely adores them. This man has a cat onesie I can feel it in my bones. He hangs out with Glass Joe solely for the cat (also the baguettes).

Gossip: he has a horrible habit of gossiping that he's tried to curb but astaghfirullah sometimes he's gotta talk about Don's receding hairline😔 Mac isn't helping him pinche chismoso!!!

Doesn't like going to parties involving alcohol with the WVBA because almost always he's forced into designated driver. Usually he just teleports away because he's not dealing with that yall are calling an uber!!!!

Actively avoids searching up ingredients in things he eats (like gummies) because if he doesn't know it's not Haram.

Sneakerhead: very proud of his collection. Also really into rap music (we don't talk about his career...that never happened chat) and you will hear it blasting from his car.

Sister!!! Stealing this from a fic but he has a younger sister who works internationally. If she's there with him she serves as his translator.

Magic: not limited to clones or what's seen in the game, but it's his preferred type of magic. He can also transform things and people into other things/creatures. He accidentally made Mac into a rabbit and everyone had a field day with that one.

DON FLAMENCO

Chismoso: this man will shit talk anything and anyone. If you talked with him chances are you're part of a gossiping ring with the older ladies who work nearby. I think they're talking about how you're a puta but idk

Former womanizer: this man banged anything that had a beating heart and a pretty body. It wasn't until he met Carmen that he knew what love really was. Once they got together UGHHHH this man was a fucking loser for his Carmen. Took years to win her over but it was all worth it for his amor.

They talk about kids sometimes, but this mf childish that he sees it as having to share his beloved fiance. (They for sure have kids later down the line tho. Give them a minute damn!)

Beef: tbh he doesn't really get along with anyone; he just dislikes them all to varying degrees. He and Mac hate each other on the principle of one being Hispanic/Latino and the other being a Spaniard. Do NOT leave them alone for any reason. Last time they both argued about the spanish word for 'straw' and sent each other to the hospital where they argued some more.

Telenovelas are his life force. If you interrupt his showing of La Rose de Guadalupe, he will literally kill you.

Got Aran Ryan into it by accident: he was watching Teresa in the living room when Ryan was crossing to go to the kitchen for a bite. An hour later he's sat on the couch hand in heads. They both watch it together now.

Great cook: he makes a means paella and he knows it. Always makes it to show off 'Spain Superiority'. Little Mac hates his guts but he's not gonna turn down a free paella.

ARAN RYAN

People joke and say he has brain damage which is why he's so crazy, but he actually does have CTE so 💀

Family: aside from his general knack for recklessness, having a piece of shit mom and an even worse dad (who of course had to die in a freak accident at work) does not exactly leave you the most sound. He has loads of sisters and brothers, being the second oldest of the bunch (with one older sister of which the hate is mutual). It's a big factor to why he doesn't want kids; he's spent a big chunk of his life working to raise them.

Boxing: to him it was both an outlet for his eventually anger issues and a means to raise money in the same punch. It did lead to fucking him up physically, as after a particularly nasty bout with Mr. Sandman, an eye got knocked out of place so he's working with only 50%.

Very jittery: you can never catch this man staying still. Even in his sleep he either tosses or twitches a leg or arm. Trying to make him stay still just makes it worse.

Repressed Bi it's not even funny. His excuse for his on and off relationship with Disco Kid is "well he's basically a lady!" He'll come to terms with it eventually, but that's one hell of a long road.

Superstitious: biggest thing for him is luck. he breaks a lot of shit but mirrors are not one of them!

Low-key misogynistic: "my sister punches harder than ye, boy!" Like damn your sister must be knocking ppls jaws clean off the freak. If he ever finds out that Lil Mac is trans it's just gonna be him like "SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT" cuz now he's gonna get canceled on Twitter dot com by Super Macho Man😔😔😔

SODA POPINSKI

Married!!! Has a tiny little wife that he loves to bits. She will scold him and he's just all :]]]] wife...I luv her sm... he's a total wifeman

They've been trying for a kid (bro you can't just say that...gross). Naturally this man wants a shit load of them god help that woman.

A major reason to why he's been making efforts to curb his drinking habits! Of course he still hits the bottle every so often, but he's for sure gotten better than his first time in the ring.

Cooking skills: surpringly decent believe it or not! Anything with meat he's killer with and he always makes ridiculously large portions. (Yes it's because he wants to make something nice for his lady let me make a wife guy!!!!)

Really likes Beyonce. Major fan actually he goes to so many of her shows.

Horrible with social cues. This man does not understand when he's being too overbearing (to the detriment of his friendship with many alas😔 especially Von Kaiser and Little Mac). Tries to apologize by offering them a soda like 🥺🥤

Speaking of Little Mac, he once tripped over him (6'7 vs 4'9...oh dear). Flash forward to them in the hospital. They both swear to never speak of this again (also Soda gets him authentic mexican cola so like...we're all good here).

BALD BULL

Anger issues galore: got his father's temperament(don't we all???) And in addition to being bullied a lot as a kid, he hasn't really found the best way to manage. Usually he just goes out to a secluded field or heads out to the sauna, but the press has done little favors to his mental sanity.

Cat magnet: not of his own volition. They are drawn to him like flies to honey. He doesn't really mind them and are a nice way to de-stress.

Music taste: while he usually listens to classical music and instrumentals, he loves himself some girlie pop music. You pull out his ear buds and just catch "Girls just wanna have funnnnn" Before he punches you into the sun

Cattle farm: Inherited from his family, he loves all his cows to bits. They are his pride and joy. He has Glass Joe come over sometimes for some cheese and wine.

Isn't particularly close to any of the boxers beyond Glass Joe and Soda Popinski. He spends some time with Lil Mac, usually just to go out and get some ice cream or something. He likes the kids company cuz he isn't as energetic or demanding in the same regard a lot of teens are.

SUPER MACHO MAN

He for sure has a purse dog named princess. It's a white pomeranian with a pink bow i just known it.

Was a child actor! His family got him into the world early, staring as the sweetheart of whatever show or movie he was in. In his later teens, he was the heart throb before he left the scene as an adult to focus on boxing. His parents were at first disappointed, but after seeing the money roll in? They had no problems after that.

Romance: as expected, nothing permanent. He usually just has loads of flings or one time hook ups that never amount to anything, and he doesn't bother looking for anything "real".

Probably has a kid out there somewhere but if he does, he's denying it till his dying breath.

Similarly to Don, he doesn't really get along with anyone. For him it's just a matter of his own superficial nature. He absolutely detests Mac, but is the only one to know ASL fluently due to a former childhood friend. He doesn't use it beyond wanting to be bitchy in secret.

I know he's super tan but I'm not allowing him to be white. He's a lil something...will figure that out later.

MR SANDMAN

Yeah ngl I don't got a lot for him. I don't think i have anything actually. Huh

He mains Kirby in smash.

He used to have a lisp when he was younger

Yknow how some parents will have kids super far apart? Yeah his parents did that what do you mean he was 22 and he got a new baby sister. What the freak.

He absolutely hates Macs guts but also can't take him seriously on account that he's 4'9. Whose child is this. Literally, when he first entered the ring, he asked whose kid was this and that children weren't allowed in the ring. Lo and behind this was the schmuck that knocked the lights out of 12 other fully grown men, and he was coming for your ass next.

BONUS

DOC LOUIS

Took Mac in when he was around 9, formally adopted him as soon as he could. Heard of a ruckus for a missing child some minutes away and when he came back with Little Mac, he thought he found his parents. Then he got the situation explained to him about how he didn't actually have anyone, everyone just agreed to look out for him. There he officially took him in as his son.

Put the kid back in school after learning he hasn't been in since his mom died. He's considerably behind for his age, but has taken great strides to catch up. He's now just a year behind.

Definitely a major learning curve when it came to raising a child, much less one who barely spoke english(if he spoke at all) and prone to outbursts. It's been years since then and he can't imagine a world without that kid.

Had a wife but they divorced after he found out she had an affair. Sent him on a downwards spiral but he managed to pick himself back up. Having a kid to raise really helps him out.

Close to his sister, but that's about it. She's who gave him pointers on how to raise a kid, as they were about the same age. He doesn't think hes have done as well if it wasn't for her.

Former coach of Bald Bull, but parted ways after arguments on what exactly that wanted to do moving forward. They're amicable now, though.

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ash-says · 8 months ago

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hiii ! i love your post about being audacious 🩷 do you have any tips about improving people skills/ being more charismatic? thank youuuu 🤭

Hello girlll!!! Thanks for sharing your thoughts on the audacious post. It's one of my fav tbh I literally came up with it while I was cooking. So coming to your question let me see how I can help you out tbh I share my opinions and what has worked for me so far. So practice discernment and take everything with a pinch of salt✨✨

Tips to improve People Skills/ Being more Charismatic:

1) Find your USP:

USP means Unique Selling Proposition. What makes you unique and I mean it in a personality sense more here. You can extend it to your looks but start from a personality trait cause it will be forever and very personal to you. Even if someone copies it, it will always be a cheap one.

I will elaborate on this with an example:

One of my ex colleagues was really good at socializing. He was 27 years old but I kid you not he looked like a 20 year old or even younger at times. He had a boyish charm and he used it to his full advantage. He literally had a child's energy and would jump here and there in the office, act like a literal child when not working. He had a refreshing energy to him the type that reminds you of your childhood days. Heck after a meeting with the CEO he used to watch cartoons to destress and made us watch it too so we could also relax but when it came to work he was smart, efficient and knew how to use his easy going socializing energy to generate sales. So you get my point right?? Find what attracts people to you or what value you can offer to them.

2) Knowledge. Education.

I personally swear by this. Be as disgustingly educated as possible. Know about various topics at least the basics of current trends or what's hot and some off topics. This adds dimension to your personality and helps you to hold a conversation with anyone. Plus you never run out of topics to speak on.

3) Confidence. No elaboration needed.

4)Sense of humour.

Why bore people to death by reciting the merciless nature of Julius Caesar when you could present it as a joke when something relatable comes up??? People are more likely to find you charismatic if you can make them laugh.

5) Master the art of Storytelling

This!!! Right here is a cheat code I tell you. You don't have much knowledge to speak on for now? Fine as you gradually work on it hold conversations by sharing bits of your life in a colorful way. Engage people with your life stories. Make them fun and a little dramatic. I am not advising you to lie. There's always a way you can convey something in an entertaining manner. Master it. I personally use it a lot and it's fun to connect with people cause they too loosen up and share their stories and then you link it up with your sense of humour by adding a nice comment or comeback.

Warning : Never share details that are very personal to you. Only share funny incidents and situations that won't bring you in trouble if gossiped about. Practice with discernment.

6) Learn positive body language and develop empathy. Empathy truly helps you in connecting with people on a deeper level and creating a bond based on trust and emotions.

7) Smile. Don't grin like a fool but when you see someone you know make a note to address them. Wish them good morning ,etc . Pass a genuine smile towards them. Be polite.

8) Be genuinely interested in other people but not in a nosy way instead in a healthy way. Help them out if you can. A good deed never goes to waste.

9) Have a positive outlook on everything. No one wants a pessimistic person around them. Even on days you can't. You know the mantra ," Fake it till you make it".

10) Support people. Be kind. Soft spoken. Know your place. Don't downplay yourself in front of people who are clearly not at your level and don't overestimate yourself in front of people who are professionals in those fields. Get a grip on how to act with whom. You won't know it until and unless you won't do it. Have a strong sense of self, be opinionated, confident and be witty. It's fun that way. Push your limits and don't be afraid to network with new people and talk to strangers. Who knows what will happen??

Possibilities are endless.

I hope this helps you out✨✨

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atztranspm · 1 year ago

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Yunho PM 6 : 07/30/23

So he did all these lives but its cuz they kept cutting on him 😭😭 poor yunho deserves better.

He started off by saying that he had just enough battery percentage on his phone to do a live before he had to go eat. He said he had finished doing a fan sign in Tokyo today. He said that time went quick because he was talking to atiny.

(The live started to lag so it was a little hard to pick things up. Bare with me please. This is difficult 😫)

He said he hadn't eaten yet but he was going to eat after in a little bit. He said that tomorrow they go to Osaka for another schedule.

He said that he was currently using his data and not the wifi. (Baby get a new plan. The data isn't much better then the wifi 😭😭)

He said he was trying to learn a little Japanese but it was a little hard to learn. He said that he was fascinated with how atiny simplified their languages to better communicate with them and how some even learned korean to speak to them. He is amazed by how international atiny learn Korean to better understand them.

The live lagged and then cut out 🧍🏻

It's alright yall he started a new one 🤩

He forgot what he was talking about and thought for a little before saying that he will keep studying languages to better communicate with international atiny. (He really just wants to speak with us and understand us to 😭😭😭)

The live keeps cutting-

(Yunho doesn't deserve the data �� I'm so upset for him right now)

He apologized for the bad connection (oh baby it's not ur fault 🥺)

He ended it and restarted it (kq fix this now please 👊💥)

He came back! He said that he hopes we tale care of our meals and to eat well.

He said he was thinking of two ending heartyus for the lives. One being "make sure to eat well heartyu" and the other was "the internet needs to be scolded heartyu"

(Yall the connection was doing him so bad I want to cry for him cuz I know he was getting frustrated like deep down)

He started manifesting a good connection. He said that he was going to stay on until it cut off again and that it better last till tomorrow. (🙏 yunho is manifesting 🙏)

He saw lots of tinys cheer him on in the chat and scolding the wifi. He said that since he had now said this, it was going to work well.

His tummy rumbled 🥺😭 can this man get any cuter, I swear I'm crying. (Only saying this cuz he is yunho, any other man I would have laughed at. Yunho is just superior I don't make the rules.)

He laughed a little and said that he really has nothing to hide from atiny and and said that everything was fully exposed to us. (🤭 feeling special)

He said that he had bought like 4 cups of ramen from the store and had lots of pudding. He said later he was going to have a good meal and maybe eat meat. He said that him and seonghwa destress by eating. (They're just like me)

He saw that the live was much smoother and that his manifestation had worked (the universe works for him actually, he is the favorite) he said he doesn't get angry often and even if he did, atiny wouldn't be seeing that side of him much. He said that the members and others around him say they think he is scary when he gets mad. He said he doesn't and would rather think and reflect on the issue instead. He just wouldn't feel good or be in a bad mood but he wouldn't take his anger out like that. (He's so wholesome and precious, they don't make men like yunho 😭)

He said he hopes that no matter what, we are always happy

Then the live started cutting again 🧍🏻

He decided to end the live before it could cut out on him again. He said he was going to go eat and the co.e back after. His phone was at 1% but he said it didn't matter since he doesn't need his phone while he eats and that he would let it charge. He said internet, you weren't bad, good job heartyu" did a little byeeee and then ended the live

(Kq better get these lives running smoothly cuz my boys are STRUGGLING, I know they cry inside everytime a live cuts off)

#ateez #atz #ateez translations #jeong yunho #yunho #07/30/23 #ateez live

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hakuree · 3 years ago

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A refreshing bath with Diluc..(NSFW)

Including: Diluc x fem!reader

Warnings: bree€ing kink, bath s€x, unprotected s€x, swear language, moaning, belly bulge, hard s€ex, praising (I'm sorry if I forgot something💀)

Note: this is my first fanfic please don't be rude lmao 💀 i need to learn how to write those fanfics. Anyways, enjoy your reading.

! sexual content bellow the line!_______________________________________

Diluc kept looking into your eyes, which made your heart race. He was holding onto you really tight and kept kissing you softly.

"Would you like to take a bath, before we go to sleep, darling?.." You nodded slowly, while placing a kiss on his lips. Then he wraps his hands around your waist and pick you up slowly, carrying you to his luxury bathroom.

"I already set up the bath, i hope you like bubbles dear.." he said with a gentle, but teasing smile.

When you look around, the bathroom is filled with candles, flowers and bubbles flying around. It was really beautiful. While being amazed by that beauty, Diluc broke you out of your thoughts. You turned around to see him already sitting in the bath and looking at you hustfully. "Are you coming in, love? Or should I get you in there myself?" he laughed in deep voice.

As he reminded you, you started undressing yourself. You could feel Dilucs eyes watching your every move. This man was craving for you. He was just too shy to admit it. He opened his mouth slightly as you removed the last piece of fabric on your body. You noticed his lustfull look, and it made you turn all red.

Diluc finally broke out his dirty thoughts. Although he could look on your body all day(oh boy, and you really turned him on).He offered you a hand to help you get inside the bath safely.

As you sat inside the bath, he gave you a husky smile and grabbed your waist, pulling you close to him. "You're really beautiful, darling." he chuckled and placed a kiss on your soft lips.

Delighted by your little gasps and soft moans that you let out of your mouth everytime he kissed you, he was making his way down your neck. Which made you whimper. His warm lips wandering around your neck, till he finds that sweet spot. Once he finds it, he won't stop licking and playfully sucking on this spot. He know very well it will make you do just the sounds he wants to hear. He placed you on his lap, while still kissing your neck. While his hands started wandering around your hips, making their way up to your hard nipples.

"Oh darling, looks like you enjoy being played with like that, don't you?" He asked teasingly, giving you a break to catch breath. Not long after that he started playing with your nipples. His crimson eyes were wandering around your chest, but sometimes he looked up to look at the expressions you were making. Moaning for him like a good girl. Oh lord, how much he loved seeing you like that.

After a while, you started craving for his touch more, you wanted to feel him inside you. Plus you already could feel his member being as hard as rock..Waiting there between your tights. You couldn't handle it anymore, you lifted yourself up and sat on his cock. Which made him growl, it was so sudden, but he didn't mind. He loved it. "Fuck, princess..."

Although you didn't feel him inside you for the first time, you felt like you're going to burst when you smashed on his cock that fast. You didn't want to move, him simple being that deep made you see white for a second.

"come on, darling.." he whispered in deep voice. He grabbed your waist with one hand, while the other one still wandered around your nipple. You started moving your pussy up and down, which made him moan and groan in pleasure. "Oh fuck, princess, just like that" You were grinding on his cock, filled with pleasure. Your hands wandered into his red crimson hair, what made him groan from pleasure.

"Oh fuck fuck fuck....princess.. fa-aster love-" You were riding on his cock really hard and fast. Both of you were moaning in pleasure. "You're so good, oh fuck. Grinding on me like that love~" You were going so fast, and it made the both of you see stars. Diluc was touching you everywhere. He was biting and sucking on your nipples. This man surely knew how to make you feel lost in pleasure.

You could feel yourself getting close to your orgasm. Diluc could tell, beacuse you started pulling on his crimson locks harder, and your nipples were all hard, just for him.

He slapped your ass, making you moan. After that he grasped your waist and he was pulling you up and down on his cock. His eyes wandering around your nipples, and on the bulge in your belly. "Darling, I'm getting- closer...ngh-!" He started swifting you up and down faster and faster. "Oh fuck..fuck fuck...ngh...princess~" The knot in your belly was getting bigger and bigger with every thrust. Diluc made you scream in pleasure.

His hands were holding you so tight, thrusting you up and down on his rock hard member. You couldn't handle it any longer, you came all over his cock. When he felt that, he groaned and made you grind on him even more. "What a good girl you are~, cumming for me like this"

He was really close his own release. The feeling of your tight walls grinding around his cock made him go insane. His eyes wandering around your chest and your face. "Oh fuck princess, im..ah..gonna cum.. gonna cum..oh fuck fuck fuck- princess.. faster~"

You were also getting closer to your second release. "Cum for me once more princess, fuck...be a good girl f-for me alright?" His voice was mixed with all those sloppy sounds of the water in the bath and his member entering your wet clit.

With these sounds you grinded on him a few more times. He grabbed you, forcing you to go faster and harder.

"Fuck princess..I'm.. cumming.. fuck fuck ah fuck...i- love you i love you- mmhm..im cumming-!" With these words he released his cum inside of you. The knot inside your belly finally cracked and you felt the pain floating away.

He stayed in you for a while after he finished thrusting inside of you. He just loved the feeling being that deep inside. You could feel him filling you up slowly. After he finally pulled out he kissed you softly on the lips. He, of course, had to make sure he didn't hurt his most loved one.

"I love you (y/n), you did such a great job today." He said, leaving a kiss on your lips again.

Diluc made sure to clean you up after the mess he made. He would caress your skin and give you small kisses on your body while massaging the shampoo onto your body.

After he cleaned you, he carefully took you to the bed and cuddled himself next to you. You were his everything, his princess. After a few sweet whispers and kisses you shared, both of you fell asleep.

#diluc x reader #genshin fanfic #diluc x you #genshin impact x reader #diluc x fem!reader

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edgygayguy · 2 years ago

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Ok since you're apparently tall asf (and consider me envious I WISH I could reach my highest kitchen cabinets without a stepping stool) how tall is the ideal trump card? Is 7ft enough height difference or does the werewolf need to be on stilts? 🤣

Also while I'm here, got any favorite HCs for Hans and Pip you'd want to share?

Thank you for the ask!

No need for the envy, I may be able to reach far but scoliosis, chronic backpain and shoulder bones that pop as loud as a faraway gunshot is the price I pay xD

7ft is definitely enough, but 7.22ft (pardon my European ass using Google to convert this 😭) would be like, perfection. I'm a smol bean in the body of a enlarged Fran Lebowitz, I want a giant fucking boyfriend that will have to look down at me when talking. With time I've accepted it will never happen, but still werewolf boyfriends are usually tall af and Hans is no exception, always can dream right?

As for Hans and Pip headcannons, I don't have many and the ones I do have aren't very interesting 😭

Hans is very theatrical, as we know, and I always imagined him not really knowing anything about commanding, fighting, and military stuff in general past firing his guns (and kicking huge explosives without them detonating ig). So if Hans and Pip ended up in a fight Hans would just run around doing backflips and shit while Pip would try to yell at him what to do so he doesn't get hurt. I think it would be great in an AU where he joins the wild geese a bit before the events of Hellsing. I Imagine Hans just rushing head first into a fight, having something blow up in his face and Pip going through all stages of grief before he sees that Hans just turned into mist before the explosion. This one is pretty subversive because you'd imagine Hans being the more serious Captain and Pip being not that good at it (tbf idk what he wanted to accomplish by waisting all ammo and explosive they had when the Hellsing mansion was stormed, my dude if you know the vampires are hiding behind hills just stop spamming till they're out smh)

Not really a headcannon but the fact that they both have the status of captain - cute af, great dynamic, maybe if you disregard the previous point they fight who's the better one.

This headcannon is something that kinda goes for every supernatural Hellsing OC I ever made and Anderson. If both Captains were at the Hellsing manor and Alucard was being a "vampiric asshole" Hans would just decapitate him as some fucked up version of "shut up and go away >: (". Idk why I just find it so fucking funny.

Hans and Pip swap uniforms often. Not much of an explanation for this one, just think it would be cute as hell.

Idk why I feel like Hans would be very shy when he's with Pip around other people, at least for some time he would be the stoic cinder block merging with the background like he is in the anime, but after a bit he would soften up. No smiles in public untill the first month, it's not his fault that he's no whore 😔

Pip is obviously the more social one, so whenever they go anywhere he does all the talking, but doesn't pretend that Hans is just not there, he's just more like "yeah that's me and my mute boyfriend" but he'd definitely jokingly tease him with shit like "c'mon at least smile" or "What? You don't even know sing language now? Mal, mal mal..."

Pip is a rainbow pride flag kinda guy and Hans is a mlm pride flag kinda guy (if you know you know)

"Loup garou" is Pip's pet name for Hans, I swear it's cute but even though I've been learning french for two years I can't provide any examples 😭😭😭

This one is stupid and silly as fuck but, at least to me, the wolf-wolf form, ya know, the giant fucking dog form of Hans from the begging of his fight with Seras? Yeah that one. It's impossible that in it he isn't similar size to Baskerville. I imagine Pip riding him in that form like a horse. Just zooming. Like Alice and Bayard in the live action movie.

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If you put Pip and Hans in the same room as Integra and Seras and hit record you would get the best "mlm and wlw roast each other" quotes (who am I kidding, only wlw roasting mlm)

Hans likes to turn into mist to sneak up on Pip, no matter how much and how often this happens he just thinks it's smoke from his cigarette

I can't think of anything else of value rn so this is all I got for now 😭. The next part is nsfw, so heads up.

Because Hans is a werewolf this is kinda inevitable, but in my mind Pip doesn't like the idea of sleeping with Hans in his werewolf form at all. Maybe he warms up to it later tho.

To compensate for that the most Pip does for him is pup play

They're both switches

And best for last

Pip will sometimes just leg cling to Hans like a sloth and that is it. He probably did it as a joke once and now made it a habit for some reason. I know it's not nsfw but this one is so random and idiotic I think it's best to hide it at the bottom KWKWKSSKWK

Now that that's over, thank you for the ask @nuclearforest, you're a treasure and a gift to this fandom

#hellsing #hellsing ultimate #hellsing ova #hans günsche #hellsing the captain #the captain #hans gunsche #gay #pip Bernadotte #pip bernadotte x hans gunsche #pip x cap #edited this 3 times for typos #there's probably more but idc at this point 😭

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the-black-bulls · 3 years ago

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does yami ever speak in hinoan/hinodrian/hinoic (whatever hino's language is called)?

would he teach his squad what those random words that he sometimes lets slip mean? (the meaning of the more hardcore swear words gets put on hold till everyone in the base is of age, lol)

did yami ever shared his language with julius, morgen and/or nacht?

does his grimoire contain any spell in traditional hino scripture?

yami and the devils could bond over being the only speakers of a whole different language in the entire cardcontinent (the 4 countries canonically speak different dialects of the same language), cause you can't tell me that the devils don't have their own language down in hell

The Hino Country is clearly inspired by Japan so you can imagine what type of language its people speak. I didn't know that the four kingdoms share the same language though, interesting.

To answer your questions:

(1) Definitely. I like to think that Yami's inner thoughts are all spoken in hino's language and he always swears in them. That aside I also think that he writes a lot of random word games, crappy stories, and haiku (poetry) in his language to pass time.

(2) Yami doesn't really try to teach them but he doesn't mind telling them the meaning of a word or two if they ask or show interest, it's mostly Magna though. Also this doesn't happen often but the bulls will start a game of "guess the meaning" sometimes and ask Yami to pick a word in his language and give them hints. Grey and Luck have the most points.

(3) Nacht probably doesn't care and only knows the insults, Morgen actively tries to learn some words to help Yami whenever he forgets how to say something in clover's language, and Julius understands enough of the hino language to start a simple & basic conversation with Yami.

(4) Actually I'm pretty sure that Yami's grimoire is entirely written in his native language with few exceptions because a grimoire mirrors its owner's self and person.

(5) Now that's sweet and funny. Headcanon accepted and approved!

#not a quote #black clover #headcanon #thank you for the ask #yami sukehiro #the black bulls

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maneskings · 3 years ago

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besties i'm on my way home and i'm bored so here's my love letter to italy:

i've always liked the country (specially the language) but i fell fully in love in 2019 when i went to rome. man that time i became crazy and started reading its ancient history, grew my interest for art, subscribed to a lot of channels of italian culture...

but this trip has hit different. i could not choose between firenze and rome but i can swear these are two places i'm going back more than once.

it's like walking around a street museum. got used pretty fast but the first time i saw asignelli towers in bologna and firenze duomo i almost cry. extra points for the christmas decorations:

and let's talk about museums and churches. even the tiniest painting deserves to be admired. i swear to god, i could wander around the uffizi forever.

not to mention i stood in front of michelangelo's david for half an hour because i couldn't take my eyes out.

i love digging in every work of art, knowing new facts and associating the ones i already know with paintings and sculptures:

food: what can i say?? if i hadn't walked more than 25k steps per day i would've come back with 10kg more. crostini, crescentini, cantucci, tagliatelle, tortelloni, pizza, pinsa, pappardelle, bisteca... COME TO ME.

spain has a nice gastronomy but tbf italy kicks every single country.

please find someone who looks at you as i look white wine

and here are a couple more pics i took because the view from the rooftop of my hostel was INSANE:

and i don't wanna miss the fact that i spoke bits of italian and even made some jokes with locals (don't know if they laughed because of my terrible accent or because it was really funny). i've bought one of my fave books in italian because i want to keep learning and make a it a workbook-ish.

now back to normal life and keep waiting till i can plan next one while i'm sad and nostalgic as hell !!!!

#i feel like my next destination should be bari or something like that #but i also wanna go to milan venice etc #and back to rome #and travel around the rest of europe too #anyway #alba goes to italy #alba rambles

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border-spam · 4 years ago

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Leech Lord - Trying isn't enough

"Ungrateful. Fucking. CHILD. She made you, made both of you. Without her, you’d be skag-shit right now.” They paused to look him up and down before continuing.

"...Instead of a shit-eating skag.”

- Jak-Knife

The thing that makes The Leech’s influence the most difficult for Troy, is he's painfully aware that the way he erupts into aggression sometimes, or how emotion churns inside him till it toxifies into jealousy and insult he can't help but lash back at, is very wrong.

He knows it is. He hates it. He's always hated it even when he was young enough for someone to not think he'd be able to comprehend his feelings yet. Watching Tyreen play when he was too tired to get out of bed, staring at the way Leda would swing his sister around in her arms, the way they laughed... he's always felt a kind of vicious irritation deep in his bones that he could never really find a way to sate.

He's always wanted, he's always been aggressively protective of things he finds value in, so in the COV when he survives behind a persona, the target shifted to his God King façade.

He values that, he has to. He covets his divine presence even if he knows it's not genuine, so his reactions toward being insulted or irritated while acting as Troy Calypso have become more aggressive and more violent as the years have passed.

But he doesn't want to be like that. He tries not to be, he fights against it as much as he can. Goes silent as he feels the spines along his rig twitch, narrows his eyes and whistles in shuddering breaths as he feels muscle tense along his torso. He's practiced for so many hours : how to mask it. How to push it deep down into his guts and wait till he's alone to spew out that bile and hatred where no one can hear him and no one can get hurt, so when he does slip up it's another little failure - another little stab into his self confidence. Especially around those he cares about.

Troy doesn't look at other people and expect them to react that way when angry, or when insulted. He doesn't watch eagerly and let the static in the air build as he waits for them to snap, because they are people.

They won't react that way because they aren't like him.

He knows that they are people, and he's just some thing trying to masquerade as one. Troy knows so much about him is wrong, and genuinely believes he's not a person and doesn't belong around them even though he so desperately wants to.

He'd never expect them to act or feel the way he does, because they aren't broken like him, so he's never surprised when they don't fly off the handle or begin to spiral into viciousness, he'd never think for a moment that they would fail the way he so often does - because they are better than him.

When someone he cares about gets angry, he watches them closely. He tries to absorb their actions, their facial expressions, how they vent the frustration. How they think. He tries to understand why they make those sounds or scowl that way, learn their body language, commit it all to memory in that bizarre mind of his, because then maybe, just maybe, he can do better next time. He can mimic them.

When Seifa is in a shitty mode and slumps dramatically, clacking her nails against the table as she mutters swears in languages she thinks he doesn't understand under her breath, he notes it. That's how to show frustration with someone without hurting anything. That's how to let it out.

When Jak-Knife squares their shoulders and turns to face a Crusader with a loose tongue and a death wish, he maps their movements. The turn of their neck, the shift of their hips to settle a center of gravity ready to brawl. The quick, barked commands in words that may not be sharp but still cut the challenger to the bone. That's how to show physical strength without killing someone. That's how to make someone step back.

When Ven is all razor sharp smile and eyes that could pierce a hull at some asshole who's pushing his buttons, trying to get a rise out of "The twins fortune teller", he's watching. The weight of the heavy arm slapped onto their shoulder in faux camaraderie, the drawl in the husky voiced reassurances that he's more than they can handle right now and fate's saying they should probably get the fuck out of his sight. The shift of his shoulders to highlight the bulk of his torso as he beams through a predatory grin. That's how to make another person feel weak without destroying things. That's how to show control.

He tries to copy them when he feels that rot churning in his chest over something pathetic next time, if they were watching closely enough they'd catch flickers of their own friends in his reactions, his movements. Tiny echoes of themselves in God King Calypso's tone of voice, but Troy is very good at pretending to be someone else, and it's subtle.

He tries so hard, he rehearses in front of that dark mirror in his washroom, he repeats mantras he's read online from doctors that probably aren't doctors at all about how he's in control, how he doesn't hate, how he cares for his friends, how the burning in his veins when he sees what he wants pass between them isn't real...

but it is, and it's getting worse.

He blames himself honestly, like with everything in his life, he takes it on himself as a terrible flaw. But it's not Troy, it's his half of The Leech, desperate and covetous for what it wants so strongly and can never have. To fill a great hunger it can't possibly feed.

One of Seifa's only real weapons against Troy has always been to remind him who he is, and what she knows.

When he gets too aggressive, when he tries to dominate her through persona, when he gets mean, it snaps him back to reality very quickly.

But as time goes on, it gets harder and harder to do. He doesn't react with the shock and disgust anymore like he used to, he goes quiet.

He sneers at her.

He stalks away.

She used to rip past his persona and touch him when she'd remind him who he was, now it often feels like she's speaking to something that's barely tolerating the insult, and only because there is still a flicker of that real voice inside it that’s stopping it from lashing back at her.

It's hard. It's so hard.

When he says what he says to her the day she snaps, she can't even fight back with words. There's nothing left for her, he's stopped reacting to her only defence against the monster he was becoming, so she hits him instead.

So hard.

Cracks an old fracture against his grotesque fucking golden teeth.

It works, he snaps out of whatever The Leech had twisted him into and back to Troy DeLeon, but she's already storming out the Cathedral’s great doors for the last time.

It's too little, too late.

Trying wasn’t enough.

JK belongs to @godkingsanointed

Asks are open!

#borderlands #borderlands 3 #bl3 #troy calypso #calypso twins #seifa #jak-knife #ven #leech lord #sbsart #my hcs #my writing

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ruanbaijie · 4 years ago

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Hi!

I cant believe Christmas is this week! To me, it's still 2 weeks away😭

Oh wow, that's a really cool field of study! Thst sounds really interesting and valuable!

I took German for 3 years, but I can't really speak it lol 😂 I've also studied Chinese in my spare time for just above 200 days!

I'm glad you enjoy your work!

I don't mind sharing! I did 3 years of media and communications, where my electives were psychology, film and sound. This year I finished my bachelors in drama! Honestly, work for me is quite strange. I'm an actor, but I need money, so I'm looking for a 9-5 thing just for money, and acting on the side. Acting is kinda not a priority now because it isn't really a possibility, but if all goes well, I am doing a show this summer that I did last year!

My question today is: who in CQL is your favourite sibling/family relationship?

yeesss I can’t believe christmas is coming so soon... a part of me is still stuck in lockdown in april and yet at the same time july seems like eons ago time seemed to pass by so differently this year I swear ((,,´Θ`,,))

weeell I don’t know if my field of study is really valuable to what I’m doing now... I mean it might have been valuable had I gone into something like bureaucracy or foreign relations? but in packaging design.......??? not really... _(:3」∠)_ oh yes further proof of my lack of decision making skills: I majored in global studies with a focus on war and security in europe in uni... but I ended up writing my final year honours’ thesis on the differences between lingering anti-japanese sentiment in china, singapore, south korea, and taiwan *shrugs*

*sobs* there was a period of time I could speak german well okay enough to survive there, but now... I’ve forgotten all my sentence structures and vocabulary and I can probably still think faster in french than I can in german (ノдT) oo how’s your chinese learning going! I’ve read that it’s quite a difficult foreign language to learn, because of the tones and all the different characters. and wow, more than 200 days?!?! can you watch dramas with just the chinese subtitles now? d(･∀･○)

what you studied sounds like the real interesting one here! when you were still studying this year, were you already on lockdown or was it pre-lockdown? I wonder how studying a bachelors in drama would be conducted online hmmm.... oh yes, but I can’t imagine how much more challenging finding an acting-related job is in the current climate, and there are people saying it would worsen and the second wave is coming (;ﾟдﾟ) (and that recent news about the more virulent strain in the uk... >_<) I do hope it gets better for you soon though, and that you’ll finally get to act this summer!

favourite cql sibling/ family relationship would definitely be wen qing and wen ning! wen qing’s bravery and her protectiveness of her brother, her willingness to put herself in risky situations just so that she can take care of him, I really, really love her character for that ^^

till next time!

#mdzsnetcc #*replies

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blue-fidelity · 4 years ago

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Hello. Hope you're safe in this situation. I really loved your writing.

Can I request for a Riverdale Male ship? My name is Tanu and I'm an author and a law student. I'm a happy go lucky person. I love spreading happiness and love to the people around me. I'm a very empathetic person. I work for NGOs and I love to make someone's life better and help them. I love giving hugs and making people comfortable around me. I think of other people's comfort and happiness before mine. I'm a very emotional person and an innocent person. Little things and the behaviours of the people around me affect a lot. I'm a bit childish and I really don't take life seriously but, when the situation comes I act very maturely. I'm a mix of being a child at heart and bring matured at the same time. I love traveling around the world and meeting new people and to know about their culture and tradition. I love reading and I'm a voracious reader. I have been singing and dancing and giving performances since the age of 10. I love intellectual and philosophical discussions. I'm a very simple girl with very few close friends. I love being around kids as they effortlessly make me smile. My family is my biggest strength and support. I'm fluent in 5 languages and even manage by german blog with my book writing. I take language classes and it empowers me that I help people learn and grow and have different experiences in life. Thank you so much. I'm a Libra and INFJ -T

Hope you're safe at home. Have a great day.

Hi Tanu 💕! I’m glad you liked my writing, hope you love my ship for you even more 😉❤️! My family and I are doing safe and I wish you the same 😊!

Riverdale 💕:

Sweet Pea

The absolute confusion everyone had with the two of you being together was intense, how could someone so sweet and unproblematic be with someone so...problematic? The thing is, people didn’t really know how much of a sweetheart he could be (see what I did there?). Sweet Pea admires your kindness so much, it softened him up a bit. He’s a lot nicer to the people around him now, and gets in less gang fights. With you so worried about others happiness rather than your own, he always puts you first. He’s your number one supporter and protector. He finds your innocence adorable, the way you react to the smallest things always leaves him giggling, making you blush. Your childish personality tends to project off him a lot, he’s a lot more loose and fun around you. You two do the most random things together, I swear you're one of those kinds of couples who will just go out and dance in the street on a rainy day, not a care in the world. After you graduated, you and Sweet Pea wanted to take a year off for travelling. Probably around Europe. You’d probably convince Sweet Pea to help you work at one of the NGO’s you work at, which he’d be off-putting about doing, but he’d do anything for you at this point. He loves going to support you at your performances, usually tagging along with your family. Your family surprisingly liked him a lot, they nearly support you in anything so it was no surprise that they supported you in your relationship. You and Sweet Pea don’t really like being around a lot of people, besides your close friends who you trust. As long as the two of you have each other, that’s all that matters. He doesn’t exactly show your love for kids, but he admires how good you are with them. Kind of makes him imagine what it’d be like to have one with you one day. Nights in bed talking about the most random things, or nights spent with you reading till you fall asleep soundly on his chest. He’s amazed by your writing skills, even more amazed by how you know so many languages. He honestly wants you to teach him a few, which you’d gladly do. He mainly just wants to learn how to swear in German. It is rumoured that Sweet Pea is a Cancer, and Cancer’s and Libra’s have often the highest compatibility in romantic relationships, so no wonder the two of you get along so well.

#riverdale #riverdale ships #ship requests #sweet pea

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28alexastylinson · 3 years ago

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Really dude @niamflopped that's the best you came up with? Accusing me of running Louis' "hate account". I don't "pretend" to adore him as you are babbling about and everyone around me knows that. I don't need to prove it to likes of you.

Lying to public about every single aspect of his life

Lying about his public image? What? Girl you okay? Being forced to hide your sexuality isn't his fault and I fucking dare you to acccuse him about the shit you mentioned once again. He can't be open to public because of people like you too. Because the moment he comes out you're gonna act just like this. Honestly I am happy he doesn't and I am completely okay to wait till he feels safe enough to let go of his restraints. And nothing is wrong with that ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

Breaking the law by hiring a minor to pose as his son for nearly six years

I am so not gonna comment on this. I never bring a child in the narrative because unlike you I don't think bringing a "minor" as you said into petty fights like this is the right thing as a human. Apparently you lack basic social apathy. And then people like you go around harassing random people for even taking his name. Pathetic.

Breaking the law by forging identity document

I don't even how do you make these shit up in your head. Now let me teach you basic political science. United Kingdom is a democratic country. There is a government and law ruling the country where the representative was selected by public voting. With me or did your brain malfunctioned? Anyways, living in a democratic country with such high profile and with "forged identity documents" according to you is a piece of cake isn't it. Well newsflash it isn't. Law is equal for everyone whether you are Louis Tomlinson (that's the correct name by the way, learn some english you need it) or not. So, if he was forging his identity as you said he would've been behind bars long time ago cause you know it's a crime and all (you said it yourself). But buhu he's not. He is out here living his best life. Winning hearts and making records.

You detest the real Louis Tomlinson- a straight, very conventional guy who's lived with his girlfriend since 2017

Okay let's make it very clear from here this the image of Louis Tomlinson you wish was true but so sad it's not.

Because Louis Tomlinson is very gay (it's an umbrella term, don't whine about this now) [Only the Brave], totally unconventional, super imaginative (who comes up with a free festival for his fans, you can? I don't think so) and living with his boyfriend/husband since 2010 (Come so far from princess park)

Him smoking has nothing to do with you. Is it? How the fuck do you know he smells like cigarettes. I'll tell you what he smells like, he smells like home. And who are you to predict someone's death? God? I don't think god's this gross, pathetic and waste of space. About his swearing. We love it. It's our love language. You don't like to hear it don't. Don't bitch about it cause you're not making any sense. You say you hate him and then listen to all his songs and all his interviews (you know how he talks). Girl, why the fuck are you so obsessed with him? You say you hate him then stop stalking his every move. Make up your fucking mind.

Now about me.

I am in love with an awesome musician whose music lights up my world everyday.

I am in love with a person who is pure at heart (Yes he is, people with eyes can see it not you maybe), who does regular charity for helping the needy, which shits like you turn your blind eye upon.

I am in love with a person who puts love first. I am in love with a person who loves his mother more than anything else no matter what the world may think.

I am in love with a person who is ready to bear every burden of this world if it means the boy he loves is free and flaunting his true self. It's called sacrifice, don't think you ever did it.

I am in love with a person who gives the warmest hugs in the world (Body language experts say he cradles us like we are his babies)

I am in love with a person who thinks having a flaw isn't bad, that being true to yourself is the true perfection.

I am in love with a person who's words embrace me in a warm cocoon of love when everything goes wrong.

I am in love with Louis Tomlinson.

Now use that rusty brain of yours and get over this unjustified hatred of yours. If you think doing this is gonna make people like you, you're dead wrong.

@28alexastylinson

If we're going to talk hate accounts, at least I'm honest about disliking Louis Floplinson. You pretend to adore him, yet you're accusing him of:

Breaking the law by hiring a minor to pose as his son for nearly six years

Breaking the law by forging an identity document

Lying to the public about every single aspect of his personal life

You detest the real Louis Tomlinson - a straight, very conventional guy who's lived with his girlfriend since 2017.

So, who's running the worst hate account for Louis Tomlinson? YOU are @28alexastylinson.

#niamflopped #louis tomlinson #louis #louies #louis tommo #i love you Louis #and so does everyone else #except few bitches #ignore them #larry stylinson

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crushedrosepetals · 8 years ago

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I don't make the rules but you need to answer all the 51 questions of asks

This scared the shit out of me bc all I saw was “I don’t make the rules but you need to..” and I thought someone was sending me anon hate or some shit lol

1. Zodiac sign: Leo

2. Sexual orientation: I don’t know anymore lol

3. Relationship status: Single

4. Someone you miss: I realized awhile ago that I miss a lot of people I used to see everyday but I miss my best friends the most I think

5. Person who’s arms you’d like to be in: my best friend lol

6. What you find attractive in Men/Women? idrk what this question is asking but like Dark hair and blue eyes has always been my Type™ lol

7. How tall are you? Like 5′5

8. What you love about yourself? I love how much I love as lame as that sounds. Gotta big heart lol. I also hate that about myself though tbh

9. What you’re doing tomorrow? I don’t know yet

10. What are your future plans? I don’t know yet lol

11. Your last night out in detail:

12. Your favourite book: I haven’t read a book in literal years i think lol

13. All of pets you’ve ever had: I’ma name them lol. Mindy, Sparkles, Glitter, Bitsy, and then bella

14. Something that changed your life: A person that I don’t want to know anymore

15. Do you remember your last dream? I know I had one but I don’t remember what it was tbh

16. What your last text message says? The last conversation I had was on Snapchat but I don’t remember what it was bc the person I was talking to was annoying me lol

17. Do you respect your government and the way your country is run? This is really funny tbh

18. Where you would like to live? Somewhere beautiful where everything I need is in walking distance I think lol. maybe the city

19. Your favourite flavour of ice cream: idk tbh

20. Last thing you ate: Mac and Cheese

21. Which swear word do you use the most? Fuck probably lol

22. Your plans for summer: OOh idk lol far far away

23. Any upcoming concerts? ahhh! State Champs and With Confidence are going on tour in a few months and I think I’m going! I just recently discovered both of them and I’m super fucking excited

24. Something that you’re proud of: I’m not dead yet thats all I got lol

25. Do you still talk to your first crush? Lol nooo

26. What language do you want to learn? Italian

27. Where you have lived before? Only the us

28. Eye color: Brown

29. Favourite style of clothing: I don’t know how to describe my style?? tbh kinda girly. like chokers, dresses, heels, etc. you can check out my side blog if you want to know my fashion style;) @itshardtowatchyouwalkaway

30. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning? I shaved my head so that like cut the time in half. The only makeup I wear most of the time is eyeliner so other than that it’s just getting dressed.

31. Where did you go today? I went to look for a chair for my new desk!

32. Where are you right now? In bed like half asleep lol

33. How many countries have you visited? None:(

34. Something old: I found this lego giraffe that i had when I was a kid lol

35. Something new: I got a new desk chair! it’s real cute!

36. Something inherited: bad genes and personality

37. Is death more scary than life? To a certain extent

38. Experience you’ll never forget? I did any embarrassing thing that I literally can’t and haven’t mentioned to anyone yet so that lol

39. What’s your favorite part about today so far? Idk I was like really happy today but nothing really good happened tbh

40. Who is your hero? No one

41. Are you happy with where you live? Kinda. Like the area is nice and the people are like eh but it’s kinda out of the way

42. Do you like your handwriting? Ye! it’s the only good thing abobut me

43. What do you wear to bed?booty shorts and a sweatshirt with knee high socks bc i hate wearing actual pants lol

44. Tea or coffee? tea

45. Chocolate or Vanilla? vanilla

46. Are you excited for anything? Concert in a few months!

47. How late did you stay up last night and why? till 2 probably lol my sleep schedule is fucked and i’ve been doing that lately

48. What’s your ringtone? i usually have my phone on silent i genuinely dk lol

49. Did you have a dream last night? I did but i dont remember it!

50. What keeps you going each day? I don’t know anymore lol i’m just kinda.. runnin

51. Picture of yourself; maybe tomorrow tbh

These are lame answers I'm so sorry lol

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