#you clod

[spookky-aint-spooky]

Your honor I love her

[duallahand-propaganda]

Clod-Type Duallahand...?

The Trainer of the strange three tounged, six eyed duallahand

[silentsenior09]

Late night upload where we work on more of World 2: an underground maze and the wall of Lakitus.

[florjb0rj]

[stergeon]

> Resign from your JOB and move to ALMYRA.

Well, it has been nice. You will miss a great many things about FÓDLAN, but this is for the best. You make to bid FERDINAND goodbye and depart for the east.

There is no need to be glum. It is not so bad. ALMYRA will be fine. You do not really know much of much about the country, but it will not be here, and that will be preferable. This is a good plan. You want to do this. It will be like a VACATION (or what you assume a VACATION is like), except it will be forever and you will never return. You can write to FERDINAND about the HORSES, and try getting yourself some sun as DOROTHEA has done, and perhaps make yourself some new FRIENDS.

No... No... Actually, you do not want to do this. You do not want to do this at all.

In light of this revelation, it occurs to you that you must give further thought to some of your emergency scenario plans.

Whilst you were mentally four thousand miles away, something else happened, and FERDINAND is now cheerfully espousing the virtues of adopting a fresh new look. How fortunate indeed to have a SORT-OF-BOYFRIEND so immune to the devastating effects of truth.

There is an opening in the conversation, and since you sidestepped the last one so deftly, you are obliged to fill it yourself.

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[poliffwoog]

clob isats… huueheieehiheheh….

[cryptidunknown]

if i had a nickel for every time i got bored and watched an animated film about a straight romance that had horrendous marketing but actually ended up being really good and super fucking cute, i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice

[sergeifyodorov]

The Hanged Man is a card of surrender. When he appears to you, the time is now to accept defeat. Sometimes you have to wait before the tables turn.

[peach-petrichor]

no falling in love in the grocery

[bi-fiend]

I'm rewatching steven universe for the first time in ages and I never realized how low-key homophobic peridot was to garnet in 'too far'

[hapigairu]

Help. I can't stop.

[cinnamonanddean]

HAHA he's fucking monologuing in his little Darth Vader voice omg.

He's actually making it so that Clark cannot physically be with Lana. Thank God for you, Lex Luthor.

God, look at him watching Clark, the absolute voyeur.

Oh shit what happened?

Holy shit, Oliver took him out??! WOWWWWWW.

That was... anticlimactic.

Oh god, Clark at the truck 😭😭

[most-fuckable-ff14-lady]

ROUND 1 MOST FUCKABLE FFXIV LADY

[thekenobee]

Hello my deer <3

I'm coming up blank on good distracting activities but I would like to offer you my current favourite comfort reads... I know you enjoy Britishness and the peculiar idiosyncrasies therein... And these are very British, and very cosy and very wonderful.

You can find PDFs here free https://f.feedvu.com/author/diana-wynne-jones/ There also lovely audiobooks, which are slowly uploading to my google drive but some of which can be found on youtube

I heartily recommend the Chrestomanci series, starting with either Charmed Life or The Lives of Christopher Chant. (Charmed Life was written first but The Lives of Christopher Chant is set earlier so you can go either way.) Alternatively Howl's Moving Castle, on which the Studio Ghibli film is based, has wonderful Welshness in it. The Welshness didn't make it into the film which is a terrible shame but I also can see why they made that choice for an international audience...

Going for a walk with a Chrestomanci audiobook is a good way to escape from life for a little while.

Sales pitch over I hope you find a way through the next couple of days with the least pain possible <3

Deerest,

I’m so so sorry about not answering this lovely ask at the time- the longer I waited, the more awful I felt*hides in the bushes* just wanted to thank you so much for the recommendations and sources, I will start listening them today because I am in rather dire need of them.

I have only seen bits of the Howl’s Moving Castle and I didn’t spot the Welshness at the time (posh Welsh, they sound like us!) but now I’ll properly appreciate it!

<3<3<3

[stergeon]

Premise: Seventy years after the events of Silver Snow, Byleth and Claude reunite on a farm in Almyra.

Rating: Teen and Up (old man angst; language; Tense Situations)

Chapters: 4 of 7 (6 with an epilogue)

Words: 16k (53k cumulative)

Chapter Summary: In the wake of an assassination attempt on his son, the King of Almyra, Khalid does his best to keep up morale and maintain an air of normalcy. But between fears of a potential attack on the farm and the unrelenting rains that threaten to cause disaster for the nearby village, he's got his work cut out for him.

That's not to mention all of the strange happenings surrounding the professor recently. It makes sense that people would start asking questions when memories conflict with reality, or when age-old afflictions suddenly abate. Although they aren't demanding them yet, they'll want answers soon, but how can Khalid tell them the truth when he doesn't know it himself?

The professor is changing, too, and as much as Khalid hates to admit it, he's growing afraid of who she's becoming—or whatever it is she's been this whole time.