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***REPOST BC I LEFT MY PALETTE LAYER ON LIKE A FOOL***
They can’t avoid the fact that Raven should never be left alone for a whole recipe. Damian will try and be comforting but he also understands she’s a hazard.
The fact she’s an entire disaster in the kitchen will never not be funny
#I could've sworn I wrote that comment like a mere 2 days ago#and you whip up this masterpiece#sksjskskska#YOU ARE THE MASTER CHEF#look at damian cooking up a whole beef wellington#meanwhile....rae....#you can whisk...with a whisk...#gurl you did your best and that's...good#I friggin LOVE this#😍🩷❤️🔥🩷❤️🔥🩷😍❤️🔥🩷🩷#I'd be spamming hearts the way I love this so much#I LOVE YOU#oh and that fire and smoke drawup is stealing my heart#IT's beeeaUTifuL.....❤️🔥
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In which Ford struggles so badly to relate to other people that he wonders if he’s really human at all. The more isolated he becomes, the harder it is to reconcile with his own humanity.
#my art#gravity falls#Stanford pines#ford pines#bill cipher#comic#eye strain#TIME TO DUMP EVERY ONE OF THE 27483949 THOUGHTS IVE HAD INTO THE TAGS BABY#OK!! SO!!!!#I feel like Ford would wonder why he and Stan (being identical twins) aren’t. yk. identical. shouldn’t Stan have polydactyly too?#as a kid he would dream about secretly being nonhuman and being whisked away to a fantastical world full of people like him#finally free of new jersey‚ finally somewhere he belongs#a lot of this disconnect from humanity came from utterly failing at social interactions while others (including stan) navigated them easily#the feeling waned after Stan was kicked out and he didn't have that direct comparison but it never left#then out in the wilderness of gravity falls‚ his isolation and immersion in Weirdness dragged it back up to the forefront#he deserves to have a breakdown over questioning his own nature. as a treat <3#color symbolism time bc I have a problem and use it at every available moment!!! blue and yellow get more vivid#the further from humanity the subject is#bill is entirely made w pure rgb blue and yellow (+ approximately 2674835 textures/layers/blending modes. I reached 150+ layers. help)#I like the idea that he would appear to ford like pure math considering hes a geometrical motherfucker and how the rest of the mindscape wa#I tried to mostly use trigonometry and related stuff for the Math Greebling. as well as fractals i love you forever fractals#MORE SYMBOLISM:#the grid-ish diamond pattern in all of the mindscape bgs (and elsewhere) is a penrose diagram of spacetime#which shows other universes on the other sides of black holes#SOMEONE ASK ME ABOUT MY EUCLYDIA HEADCANON LATER. IVE DUMPED ENOUGH DUMB HCS IN THESE TAGS ALREADY#BUT I THINK ITS VERY FUN#anyways. fuckt up guys n their egos influencing how they view humanity. bill tells ford hes as human as they come bc he was so easily foole#ford cant reconcile with his humanity bc of a failure to perform in one area#and then the immense guilt and shame over what hes done <3#I have So many ford characterization thoughts. no man nor god can stop me
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behold: the doomed unrequited waltonstein manifesto courtesy of twitter user ustfile
#‘would revive you if you died’ made me laugh bc. yeah#i guess you could say this is what i consider their 'canon' relationship dynamic#to put it succinctly: walton thinks he's met his soulmate#his eyes? replied to baby#margaret you don't understand he's PERFECT even though he's literally about to pass away from grief and exposure you don't UNDERSTAND#victor values walton. absolutely cares for him and thinks he's wonderful#but has literally lost the ability to Feel in the way walton wishes he would#can any man be to him as clerval was? :(#'i can't love you how you want me to' just like boygenius said#and when he tells walton as much it breaks his heart a little#because he's having fantasies of somehow curing victor and whisking him back to england and becoming his househusband#but alas#bro is in agony and victor's like 'dearest henry... is that you....'#waltonstein#robert walton#victor frankenstein#frankenstein#walton tag#sorry buddy ilysm but your romantic failure is compelling to me#doomed narrative foil yaoi YAAAAAAAAY#this was not succinct at all was it
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giving keys to the trio who would absolutely use it as an opportunity to come and go at their leisure, especially when it’s most inconvenient. only riddle can be reliable and trustworthy enough to not abuse the honor of having a spare key.
#meraki mumbles#riddle i’m so sorry you have to put up with the fish#but also i do so hope a mysterious masked prince from glomas comes to break into my guest room and whisk me away#giving spare keys to the twst guys you think you can trust….. :)#but it turns out they’re just scummy >_<#i will find some way to implement this concept into a fic orz
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You said that if you dated Peter or Wade it would make you miserable. Which– Okay fair, Wade does have a history of purposely hurting the people he loves.
But what about Peter? Why do you think dating him would make you miserable?
because I’ll always know I had the option to climb a 6’8 cyborg and I passed that up for a sweaty little twunk that I perpetually have to remind to bathe (sorry peter)
#I don’t know. I don’t think peter is good boyfriend material. I think his insecurities would get exhausting.#Wade has bottomless patience. me… I don’t know. I don’t think I could. I’ve got my own stuff going on. I don’t want a Project.#peter is definitely a project. and he needs someone with shed loads of patience and perseverance.#me I just. I wanna have a good time. so. come to me my big beautiful time traveller. whisk me away.#take me to the beach. you can disappear after I don’t mind I’m not needy. just spend a beautiful romantic week with me.#sci speaks#I don’t really know what kind of person I’m compatible with really actually.#all my relationships have been. pretty short.#and I don’t think it’s any fault of my own really. and I don’t feel any loss over them at all. like at all. I wish I did. but I don’t.#a sci has so very thankfully never felt heartbreak.#but it makes me kind of question what kind of person I am when it comes to this sort of thing.#because I really don’t know.#I don’t know if I want commitment. I don’t even know if I want sex these days.#I … weirdly… am so devoid of yearning these days. like I feel content right now on my own. I don’t even feel lonely.#I used to yearn but I think I’ve moved past it. and I kind of just want to have a good time.#and that doesn’t even . involve a relationship or anything anymore. like I don’t think I want one actually. it feels like I’m Over it.#it’s kind of great because I’ve never felt so calm in a long time. all because I decided that I don’t. actually Need anything.#I don’t need anything more than what I have. and that’s brought me rest after So Long being restless.#but if a massive time traveller came and whisked me away on sexy adventures how could I say no
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With the understanding that the internet is where people go to share shameful secrets, I would just like to admit something that’s been weighing on my soul more and more with every passing year: I just don’t like parmesan cheese.
Every time it’s in a recipe and I add it, I feel like I should have gone without. At best when it’s in something, I find it inoffensive; at worst it’s all I can taste. I like the idea of parmesan, I like the theater of parmesan, but I simply cannot get behind it as an ingredient and that is my secret shame as an enthusiastic cook and Food PersonTM.
#yes I’ve had the real stuff from Italy I don’t want to hear anyone tell me there’s a secret formula I’ve yet to unlock#I’m a very good cook and I can follow a recipe and I source good cheese; I have tried everything. it’s just not meant to be.#this post brought to you by back to back videos on my Instagram of recipes that feature unnecessary parmesan#At no point does it make sense to whisk parm into cold seasoned mayonnaise. what’s it bringing to the party there.
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*Eddie tying a cherry stem into a knot with his tongue*
Steve:
#stranger things#joe keery#joseph quinn#steve harrington#eddie munson#steddie#I think we can all agree that Eddie has weird talents that will get him nowhere#As well as Steve#And for some reason with Eddie it's always suggestive somehow#Like “Hey Steve watch me draw with my teeth”#Or “Hey Steve watch me unwrap this Starburst with ma mouf”#Or the famous “Hey Steve watch me eat this whole banana in one go”#Steve's are more like “was last man standing in dodgeball” and ���can hula hoop until you shoot him”#Or his arm never gets tired whisking eggs#Eddie always tries to help making breakfast but he ends up just giving the bowl to Steve because this man has forearms of STEEL
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Evil Wolverine’s crimes continue.
Fai is expressing concern over the fact that both individual Sakura’s had a huge amount of power separately, but now together…?
AND THEN EVIL WOLVERINE INTERRUPTS HIM TO EXPLAIN THE FACTS THAT WE ALREADY HAVE, BUT IN HIS UNIQUE FONT.
HELLO IT IS TIME TO RECAP ALL THE FACTS THAT YOU MAY REMEMBER FROM THE PREVIOUS PAGES THAT IMMEDIATELY PRECEDED THIS
SOULS GATHERED INTO OTHER SAKURA CLONES = DIDN’T WORK SO WELL
THIS ONE SAKURA CLONE IN PARTICULAR WAS EXCELLENT
STAMP THAT CLONE WITH ALL THE DIMENSION MEMORIES WE NEED
ADD THE SUPER FEATHER THAT GOT STRONGER OVER TIME IN THE RESERVOIR FOR SOME REASON
COMBINE THAT WITH THE ORIGINAL SAKURA, MIX WELL, AND BOOM.
You now have Super Goddess Sakura - the all purpose tool for all your universe destroying needs!
The place he loses me is when he says that Original ‘Sakura’ has the nature to take both of these things into herself. Which, I don’t know why she would, since the feather belongs quite specifically to a different soul, and I don’t know why she would absorb the body of her clone. Like, the Syaorans never absorbed each other, and Watanuki has always been fine when meeting Lava Lamp.
Is it specifically because the body is empty? So it kind of drifts automatically towards a soul very similar to its original to merge with? And since The Sakura Clone's soul was VERY close to the original Sakura's, that meant she was able compatible with the feather even through she isn't missing any part of her own soul? Like an Extra Memory DLC she could have since the files were compatible, even though those memories aren't hers? Or something?
I feel like I am being pedantic but he specifically says she has the ability to take both those things into herself.
If Syaoran had died but left an empty body behind would Lava Lamp have accidentally fused with it? Or is this a Sakura Specific Function that’s happening because of the Extreme Universe Powers that are being thrown around her?
Honestly at this point Evil Wolverine could just start adding any other random event he needed to make this work to the list and I’d just have to shrug and say Sure, Ok. Whatever you say. That might as well also be true now.
#He may as well just say anything#We can’t fact check him#And ARENT WE LUCKY HE IS SO DETERMINED#TO EXPLAIN EVERY STEP OF THE SPELL#SO THAT WE CAN UNDERSTAND HOW CLEVER HE IS#AND HOW WELL HE ACCIDENTALLY MADE ALL THIS HAPPEN#BY KIND OF PLONKING PEOPLE IN PLACES AND WATCHING THEM DO IT FOR HIM#WELL DONE EVIL WOLVERINE SUCH CLEVER BIG IMPRESS#Liveblogging the reservoir chronicle#Tsubasa#Vol 215#Sakura#Which Sakura?#A Sakura!#Not Sakura#Double Sakura#Sakura Sakura?#Evil Wolverine#YOU MUST ALSO SIFT FLOUR AND ADD MILK TO YOUR SAKURA MIX#WHISK GENTLY AND ADD SUGAR#LEAVE TO COOL IN THE FRIDGE OVERNIGHT#THESE ARE THE STEPS NEEDED TO ACHIEVE MY SECRET PLAN!#MY ULTIMATE FLAN SAKURA!
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Storytime, when I started a second playthrough it was mainly because I craved sudoku. Female Ryder (custom), Scott Ryder / Mass Effect Andromeda (c) Bioware
#mass effect#mass effect andromeda#mass effect fanart#bioware#female ryder#custom ryder#scott ryder#comic#sudoku#remnant decryption puzzle#I'm a sucker for logic puzzles what can I say#but only the ones I can manage are good. the rest are obviously designed poorly.#so. I made a really disgusting soup this week because several years ago my mom bought these sliced... beet artichokes? I dunno. anyway#they were forgotten in the basement freezer and when I moved I decided to bring them with me and see if they could be eaten#and you can (usually) make a really nice soup with them and potatoes etc but problem 1 was that they were not properly cleaned#and since they had been frozen I saw no clear way to like. fix them. so I popped them in the pot thinking it would all boil apart anyway#and here comes problem 2 - it's all supposed to be blended with that hand mixer thing you know? but I had forgotten it while moving#so I only had my electric whisk available for like 1 kg of root vegetables and almost 2 l liquid all needing to be crushed together#and I could not do it in the pot because it might damage the glaze or whatever so I stood there scooping everything into a bowl#and then tried to whisk it together into a smooth soup with my little electric whisk. I shall tell you that this was not a good idea.#anyway so I have been eating this lumpy yellow-grey mess with bits of peel in it and while writing this I still have three more days to go#every evening has been me going 'if you eat it you can have something nice after ok? don't look at it just swallow...'#and two weeks before this I made a really lovely fake palak paneer and it was a week of bliss and I suddenly started writing a lot#and after that came this soup#it's fine. it's fine. I would be hard pressed to cook anything worse than this for next week. so it's fine.
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Alright while making lemon curd, I have decided that modern AU Lae'zel should be a baker. It's a job with odd overlap for military hours (ass early), requires a lot of focus/ dedication for something most people write off, and frankly I realize that anyone who is seriously into cooking scares people a little bit. Also, Shadowheart could then be a barista & that would be the cutest coffee shop AU.
#I whisked shit for like 20 minutes because the cheesecake bites must have lemon curd on 1/4 of them#it's important#how else will he know his birth is celebrated without the proper brightness of lemon curd????#Yes#last time I said something like that I was asked if that was a threat#tomorrow candying lime so i can chop like 2 pieces up for garnish#lae'zel#lae'zel would fit into this weird food culture#a billion experiments#the chocolate chip cookies MUST be perfect#she would demand tasting notes#you give them over OR ELSE
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Wondering if a fic in which Amity thinks Luz 'forgot' about her (don't know why, maybe she and Hunter were away for a long time) could work well (by that I mean produce quality Lumiter being stupid moments), I mean it somewhat adds another layer for Amity that is sort of "Luz WAS too good to be true for me".
if it's with the Terrible Kidnapping Premise then i'm not sure i can see amity thinking luz has forgotten her specifically.... but her thinking luz has been brainwashed and needs rescuing, even if she won't understand why amity cares?? and amity being braced to deal with All Of That?? Delicious.
amity eventually after like many many months of failed attempts or whatever busting down a door and actually getting to luz like "HELLOOOO....! SO WE NEVER DTR'ED AND I TECHNICALLY MEAN NOTHING TO YOU AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU EVEN KNOW MY NAME BUT YOUR BOYFRIEND! IS! EVIL! LET'S GOOO!"
then hunter walks in. who as mentioned has had many many months at this point to get to know luz. and before amity can even skewer him, he's like oh. thank the titan. Get Her Out Of Here Immediately .
amity: what?? aren't you going to fight me. she's your girlfriend...??
hunter: No. Please For The Love Of Fuck Get Her Out Of Here Right Fucking Now. Thank You Byeeeee
#even funnier if by this point hunter genuinely has developed romantic feelings for luz but#1) he has NO way to tell how much of it is circumstantial and survivalism 2) he has no intention of ever pursuing her ever#given the. everything they've been through at that point.#so hunter is just like. yes she's my girlfriend yes i love her yes i'm evil. can you please whisk her away and do things that are not evil.#thanks.#meanwhile amity is like okay what happens to YOU if luz disappears#and hunter's like. Shrug Emoji#luz: amity you can't leave him. belos will kill him. amity trust me you can't-#hunter: i can take care of myse-#amity: i will now be stealing both my crush who i was going to ask out and who's kinda sorta my girlfriend & also her boyfriend. alright.#This Is Fine#replies#toh#lumiter#i need a tag for this probably.#awful lunter posting#<-yeah thatll do it#horrible mindscape trauma pals#and who is that other witch#shitty idiot repression gang
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Real Emotional Labor Hours
#like.#i say ONE slightly emotionally vulnerable thing in a Christmas card. that is IT!#and then the next day i’m just unsuspectingly chillin - flipping through my Grammy’s book of Dutch oven recipes#and suddenly i’m being poked in the arm and whisked away to my Grandpa’s office because everything is a business meeting to him#and he’s crying (i have never seen him cry before) and having this insane joint conversation wherein he says he thinks i’m gonna die of hrt#and also gives me the hospital bracelet that was cut off my father’s dead body????#so like. ?????? UH!!!!!!!!!#and this was like. RIGHT before dinner - for the record#so obviously i’m doing GREAT and super normal#and if you ever wondered why i’m Like This - this is why#i was assigned Haunted at eight months old#and all i can do about it is explain hrt to my Grandpa so that he maybe stops being so fucking weird about it!!!!!!!#jesus CHRIST.#one (1) normal holiday family gathering PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!#I AM NO LONGER FUCKING ASKING#death //#sorry just realized i should tag that#ughhhhh
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overstimulated at my grad party but at leasr i have Anton for emotional support… in my brain…
#way too many people where did they all come from#relatives stop touching my shoulders and hugging me without my consent challenge (impossible)#Anton can you whisk me away pls#i’m too autistic for this shit /lh#wyrms says stuff#anton oc
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writing slowburns is hard. I want to write about fluffy cuddles to cheer myself up but they haven’t even held hands yet. they don’t even think that the other person likes them back.
#liz.txt#two points of extra credit if you can figure out whisk girlfriends this is about#<- which**
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I think my absolute favorite genre of fic is “hey I see you’re in this social situation and desperately wish to leave, but you feel obligated to stay, let me move heaven and earth to get you out of it”
#in which escapism IS the fantasy#‘oh you’re at school/work/a party and you’re miserably sick but don’t know how to get out of it? I got you’#‘oh you got yourself into a bad situation and want to go home? on my way’#‘oh you’re overwhelmed/exhausted/emotionally drained and can’t take another 5 minutes of this?#hang on lemme fake a medical emergency so I can whisk us both away’#idk what this says about me but I just love a good rescue#especially if the rescue is from societal obligations#vs physical danger#the validation of someone else saying ‘yeah you really shouldn’t be here right now and I care enough to help’#it’s probably the raging introvert in me
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see these feelings are outta control
talk about losing, losing all my shit for you
#love notes#banks#bedroom wall#ignore the weird lyrics as per usual#oh baby do i gotta spell it out#i'm all yours in every way#my heart is bursting can you hear the sound#let this love whisk us away
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