#you basically get treated like a spoiled lap dog

[harbingersglory]

I'm not sure if multiple requests are allowed (if not please feel free to ignore), but can I also request Lisa kink hcs?

{☆} characters lisa minci {☆} notes drabble, hc's, gender neutral reader {☆} warnings 18+ content, drugging (consensual)

{☆} pet play

lisa adores breaking in brats just as much as she loves obedient pups– either works for her, really, but seeing you on your knees with a collar and a leash around your throat..oh it gets her going. she won't even let you talk unless you need to stop– dogs don't speak, after all. if you've been really bad she has no problem muzzling you, too. hearing your panting and whining muffled by the leather as she constantly edges you, pushing you to the edge just to pull you back..it's her favorite part. if you've been bad, anyway. if you were a good pup, she might just overstimulate you instead, see how many times you can cum before those pretty eyes of yours roll back.

{☆} bondage

bit of an expected answer but she definitely enjoys every aspect of it. she certainly doesn't mind coming home to you already restrained, but theres something especially intimate about doing it herself. it let's her tease you, too, making sure the restraints aren't too tight by making you instinctively tug on them when she suddenly touches you or moans in your ear..shes not opposed to being restrained, either, don't get her wrong. leather, ropes, silks..she's got something for every occasion. just be careful to choose something she can't squirm her way out of, because she's surprisingly flexible, and she might just turn the tables on you mid session.

{☆} aphrodisiacs

i mean. this is pretty self explanatory. her passive literally helps with potion making, she's absolutely made something of this variety before. whoever takes it depends on the mood– sometimes it's just one of you, sometimes it's both. she just loves seeing you so needy and warm, barely able to keep your hands to yourself. when it's just her taking it, it's more of a means of..relaxation. no stress, no worries, just being taken care of by you for a bit where she can turn her brain off and enjoy it. but her favorite is when you both take it– let's you both just..let loose and fuck like rabbits for a bit, get out a bit of pent up energy. especially if you haven't seen each other for a while. if you thought she was insatiable on a good day, it's so much worse now.

[ofallthingsnasty]

Idk if your still doing yandere monsters

But a big strong tall orc who seen the horrors of war and is seen as heartless by his people finds chubby reader lost in the woods after her husband abdoned her and grows obsessed soon they go from being scared in the woods to being scared as a orc bigger and stronger in everyway carries them everywhere and constantly showing them off and making sure his captive is dressed in the finest pelts and spoiled but constantly punished to make sure their a perfect little soft mate

your brain, anon.... i want it... this is so juicy 🤤 i really want to write a little one-shot for this and i will!! one day haha -- until then, have some rambles

tags: yandere, heavy dubcon, exhibitionism, minors dni, kind of kidnapping?, f!reader word count: 0.8k

That thought is so cute... Just this is big, burly and scary orc treating you like his most prized possession (well, you kind of are), both gentle and patronizing. To go from being absolutely distraught and scared, all alone in the wilderness, to being saved and cared for by this huge man who looks like he has taken more than dozen lives yet cooes down at you as though you’re a little lap dog - how dizzying that must be. Your poor little head will spin during these first few days, for sure. He is so patient at first, as well - listens to your tearful words and decides then and there that that poor excuse of a human being didn’t deserve you in the first place, that you are way too precious to be treated with so little respect. He’s getting in on the years, craves a little stability, someone to hold - and you are just so cute and helpless, perfect to keep. (And he deserves this, he thinks. He found you out there and saved your life, it’s what you owe him.) He’s never mean but he can get quite stern with you. If you request to be let go, to go back to your family to lick your wounds, he’ll explain to you that he basically owns you now - and that it’d be terribly ungrateful to run from your savior like that. He doesn’t force you to do things you don’t want to do - he can wait to split you open on his cock, he doesn’t mind. You still need to recover from that terrible injustice your former husband did to you - but he’ll make sure to fuck you on his fingers, to have you ride his strong thighs until you cum, again and again. He enjoys seeing your face contort into absolute bliss, to feel how you let go.  And when you finally let him fuck you, it’s all the sweeter. He’s gentle with you at first, knows how big he is compared to you but he’ll train you to take him fully and without any trouble in no time. He loves to just pound into you, to watch your helpless little face and your tits bounce with every thrust, loves to show you that he owns you now. 

He isn’t afraid to do it in public, either. You better lose all of your inhibitions quickly because he’ll have you on his lap during nights with his friends, bends you over the table during lunch. No one will even bat an eye when you suddenly cum right in front of them or when he empties himself in you. The nights he spends with his friends will become more than just treasured memories when you cockwarm him, yelping and sputtering at every jolt of laughter that runs through him. He isn’t the type to take out his anger on you, ever - but you will get punished when the need arrises. He’ll keep it short and simple. Often a spanking is sufficient for him, especially when he gets to make sure your skin runs hot from the hits and you get all teary-eyed and stuttery. It’s just too precious to him, his little wife weepy and apologetic - and he’ll be damned if he doesn’t fuck you afterwards, mouth full of condescending praise and proclamations of love. He needs to keep you in check but it’s all part of the fun for him - so if you’re a little feisty, he’ll enjoy that, too. It just means that he gets to laugh at your sharp words and useless slaps against his chest - and then make you eat your actions with the palm of his hand. You’ll never want for anything - as condescending as he can be, he acknowledges you’re your own person, that you have interests and needs. Whatever it is you like to do, you’ll get all the supplies for it and then some. He loves the way your eyes light up when he presents you with an expensive gift, the way you bite your lip shyly while accepting it. He loves to drape you in jewelry, as well. Seeing you wear nothing but delicately crafted necklaces and rings and bracelets appeals to something deep within him that wants to provide for you, that preens at the thought of him being able to dress you in luxurious items - he’s your husband now and he loves to spoil you.

All in all, he may not be the easiest to be with because he keeps treating you like a pet but it’s simple to figure him out and satisfy. Never sadistic, too - when you’re good, you’re good - but a little on the rougher side. You’ll be provided for for the rest of your life - at the teeny, tiny cost of being fucked raw every single day and cooed at like some lap dog.

[goosita]

Snow with a reader who has a obsession with him and only ever wants his attention so reader basically is his loyal dog

bark bark i’ll be his dog—

the way this would stroke his ego so hard fr

if you’re just there to please him and do what he wants?? he’s going to adore you fr this man has so many control issues

i think it would take a specific type of person to submit to him like that, but if you did, it could actually be pretty harmonious

letting him dictate what you wear and how you look and what you spend your days doing. he likes to pick out your clothes every morning and select which ways you’ll wear your hair and makeup. he decides who you speak to and when, often often keeping a possessive hand on you when you accompany him to events

coryo isn’t all bad either; he’ll take into consideration what you like too. if you really hate a certain style of dress, he’ll compromise with you. or if there are foods you simply cannot tolerate, he’ll meet you in the middle. he wants you to be healthy is all, but he can find other ways to get you what you need. if you have hobbies you enjoy, he’ll encourage them (as long as they’re harmless), he monitors what media you consume but he doesn’t shelter you from it. he just prefers to know what you’re looking at

he thrives tho when he knows he can call your name and you come running, no questions asks

he lives for the way you chirp, “yes, coryo?” when he calls out to you or wants your attention for something

in some strange way, it melts his heart a little that you’re so happy to make him happy

and of course he will always reward you for it. you’re his sweet little pet, so obedient and perfect for him. he doesn’t treat you like you’re dumb, per say, but he does love to dote on you

loves running you baths and sitting beside the tub while he takes his time scrubbing your body every night, washing your hair and drying it so carefully before he puts it in a nice braid to sleep in. he likes to do your skincare routine for you too, fingertips gentle on your face and he always gives the tip of your nose a kiss when he’s all done. while other things give him a real sense of control over you, his little nighttime ritual with you soothes his pent up stress from long work days with gamemakers and other important people he needs to impress

basically if you’re obedient and pliant, bending easily to his wishes, coryo will spoil you like the little lap dog that you are

[lxstfathier]

Cachorrita

Los Vaqueros x Reader

Headcanons

Summary: you got caught in the middle of the narco violence, losing everything. Thankfully, the vaqueros rescued you and decided to adopt you… as a pet.

Warnings: murder/trauma mentions, pet play, collaring, poly relationship (?), slight smut.

A/N: i can’t stop thinking about Ale and Rudy, they’re both so cute and boyfriend shaped and i love them very much 💗 so i got this silly idea in the middle of the night and decided to write it, don’t ask me what the hell is this, just enjoy it. And please remember that english is not my first language. Hope y’all like it :)

♡ Your parents were killed by el sin nombre, and you were kidnapped for a few days with the intention of human trafficking. Luckily, you were rescued by los vaqueros before you ended up being trafficked for real.

♡ It was nice to be free again, but everything you had ever know didn’t exist anymore. Not even your home. You had nowhere to go, and such a naive little girl like you would be an easy target in Las Almas… again. That’s why the vaqueros offered you to stay with them, in their base.

♡ You accepted immediately. They saved your life, and you would trust them with it.

♡ At first, it was weird to live among military men. Seeing them always with a serious look on their faces and yelling orders was quite scary, but soon you got used to it. You got along with everyone, and they all treated you in the nicest way possible, so it wasn’t as bad as you thought.

♡ They even gave you your own little room!

♡ Once you started to get more comfortable, you gained the confidence to get out of your room more often, exploring the base and helping around with the daily tasks, learning the basic things. And it wasn’t long until you grew closer to Alejandro and Rodolfo, following them around any time you could.

♡ Alejandro thinks of you as one of those stray dogs that Rudy used to bring into the base (in a cute way), that’s why they started calling you “Cachorrita”.

♡ You love the nickname, but you loved it even more when they actually started treating you as a puppy, making sure that you’re always happy and taken care of.

♡ One day, they surprise you with a pretty collar. It’s made from the softest and most finest leather, in your favorite color, and it also has a cute heart-shaped tag that says “Cachorrita” and “Propiedad de Los Vaqueros” in the back. Such a sweet gift. It made you teary. You hugged every single one of them as a thank you and then Alejandro put it around your neck <3

♡ It doesn’t matter if they’re all at the base, or just a few soldiers, you always go out to spend time with them. You keep them company, listen to anything they have to say, comfort them, or just snuggle on their lap while they play with your hair. They say often that you’re way better than a therapy dog, but you don’t really think so.

♡ One time you decided it would be a great idea to cook something for them, so you prepared chilaquiles con carne, and they all went insane, saying that it was delicious, better than the bland military food they were used to eat daily. So now you cook for them almost every day, remembering the recipes your mother taught you.

♡ Even though they all agreed to collar you, only Alejandro is allowed to put a leash on you. He doesn’t do it often, just when he has to do a lot of paperwork in his office, taking you with him to keep you at his feet for hours. “Good girl” he says petting your head while you rest your chin on his thigh. “Keep being obedient and i’ll give you a treat when i’m done”. If he gets stressed, he might use that pretty little mouth of yours.

♡ They won’t hesitate to spoil you. You want new clothes? Stuffed animals? Jewelry? The newest iphone? don’t even worry about it, Ale and Rudy will be buying it all for you.

♡ When they go away on missions, they always text you whenever they can, making sure that you’re fine without them. Rudy always gives you one of his credit cards, telling you to use it if you need something. But you have never used it, you have everything you need at the base.

♡ When they come back, the first thing you hear is Alejandro yelling “Dónde está nuestra cachorrita?”, and you’ll come out of your room as fast as you can, running to them to hug them tight, glad that they’re all safe and sound.

♡ Sometimes, when Alejandro or Rodolfo get horny (which is often), they come to you, and you spread your legs for them, happy to please them however they want. Rudy fucks you sweet and slow. Alejandro fucks you fast and rough. But you like it more when they both fuck you at the same time.

♡ When you get your period, they all treat you as if you were dying, giving you everything you want and need. Alejandro makes sure you have pain pills and a hot water bottle to put on your tummy, and Rudy goes to the store to get more pads and your favorite snacks.

♡ When you wake up in the middle of the night because of your constant nightmares, you sneak into Rudy’s room, getting in the bed with him and cuddling up in his chest. “Qué pasa, cachorrita? you got nightmares again?” he asks, half awake, and when you whisper a “si” he just holds you closer, hearing his heart beat until you fall asleep.

♡ They teach you how to use a gun, just in case. But you really hate it. Those things are heavy and loud and scary.

♡ Speaking of things you hate, you also don’t like going outside due to your trauma. But Alejandro and Rudy insist on taking you out at least once a week, going to the local market for some groceries, and you hold Ale’s hand as if your life depended on it, way too scared to let him go. But, if you behave well, they buy you ice cream on the way back.

♡ You’re not a brat, but sometimes you accidentally do something they don’t like. They’re the military after all, highly disciplined men, and you aren’t used to that. If you do something slightly disrespectful or don’t listen to orders, it will result on Rudy or Ale yanking you by the collar, planting a firm smack on your ass. “Don’t do that again, entendido?”.

♡ You love stealing Ale’s military jackets. They’re comfy, oversized and smell like him. But you didn’t expected him to get you your own jacket, embroidered with “cachorrita” on the front and a bright pink armband that says “emotional support”. And you love it, of course, but that doesn’t stop you from stealing his jackets again.

♡ You have an oral fixation, and Rudy thrives off it, letting you bite his arms, lick his neck or have a really messy and heated up kissing session (if he’s not busy). Sometimes he even lets you suck his fingers, but be careful with that one cuz he might want to give you something bigger to suck on.

♡ If any of Los Vaqueros gets hurt on a mission or training, you will take care of them just like they do with you, not leaving their side until they feel better. You can’t stand seeing any of your -new found- family in pain, makes you feel sad :(

♡ When your birthday comes, Alejandro and Rodolfo enter your room early at morning, singing las mañanitas and giving you the gift they got for you. It’s exciting, so you quickly open the box, eager to see what’s inside. Gasping when you finally admire the pretty set of fluffy ears, tail plug, and thigh high socks with paw print, all in your favorite color. “Why don’t you try it on for us, cachorrita?” Alejandro suggests, and you’re more than happy to do so, already feeling a tingle between your legs.

♡ You’re on birth control, obviously, but Rudy and Ale are already thinking about getting you off those stupid pills…

[thepunkranger]

Carlos Oliveira K!nk Headcanons

(Obviously 18+ only. Written by an active member of the k!nk community. Character is written bisexual w/ gender neutral reader. TW for brief, ambiguous mention of character’s negative past experiences)

Carlos is a switch with a sub lean. He didn’t get to explore his submissive side until his late teens-early 20s, but once he did he fell for it hard. Boy had a full-on sub frenzy phase. He’s definitely gone cruising more than a couple of times, and unfortunately did not have a great starting point for ethical BDSM, though he came out of it mostly unscathed and with some very strong opinions about his personal aftercare needs.

As a sub, Carlos is first and foremost a service sub. Whatever his partner wants or needs, that’s what he’s doing. In full subspace it’s basically his life’s goal. He’ll wait on them hand and foot and love every minute of it. He surprised himself by having a crossdressing kink. He doesn’t like sissification, and definitely isn’t about to shave his body or be caged 24/7, but women’s clothing? It’s a rush, to put it simply. Maid dresses with cat ears, long flowy skirts, and silky panties are some of his personal favorites. He also fucking loves bottoming. Please plow this man. Dick, strap-on, fingers, he doesn’t care. Loves the experience of being fucked in every goddamn position. He will, however, be a fucking brat to get himself punished and/or fucked harder. Steals your shit and puts it on a high shelf where you can’t reach, sticks out his tongue during meaningless arguments, and loves to very literally push your buttons with tickling and doing dumb shit like pretending to steal your nose or poking you in the stomach.

Carlos is both a puppy sub, and little, though the two don’t crossover much. As a pup Carlos is very much a guard dog type. Sticks close to his handler and likes to make sure they’re taken care of before he gets up to any puppy shenanigans, throws his weight around at moshes, and likes to generally just be on and around his handler at all times. He’s a good boy as a dog though, and will go out of his way to follow any commands he’s given. Likes eating out of his dog bowl on the floor and wearing his leather full-body harness. Has a thick-ass tail plug (think the MSL Woofy tails) for play at home and a faux fur show tail for moshes, along with a strappy leather hood and a spiked collar with a bone-shaped tag. Likes being called “dog” and “doggy” more than “puppy.”

Carlos is a fucking handful as a little. Big, loud, bratty little boy energy 100%. Loves making a mess of both himself and the space around him, and absolutely will not sit still long enough for you to wrestle him into the bath. Make sure to give him a booster for his diaper, because you’ll have to catch him if you want to give him a change, and he can run fast. Good news is, when he finally runs out of steam he’s the sweetest little boy ever. Curls up in his Caregiver’s lap and just wants to snuggle forever while getting read to or sung lullabies. Has a comfort stuffie that he clings to for dear life and takes everywhere with him, and you’d best believe he’s making you treat it like a living person with kisses goodnight and a place setting at the table.

Carlos pretty much lives for verbal aftercare. Got used as a fuck toy by too many bad doms early on and now gets bad sub drop if he isn’t well taken care of in the aftermath. Make sure you tell him you aren’t mad about his bratting (or have a constructive conversation about it after he’s out of headspace) and love him as a person and not just a plaything. Warm drinks are great, especially warm milk or hot chocolate (make sure to add cinnamon for best results), and lots of cuddles in your arms with his comfort stuffie.

As a dom, Carlos is a Daddy Dom through and through. It’s doesn’t have to specifically be in the context of ageplay, but damn if that man doesn’t love spoiling his sub. The kind of Daddy to fall for puppy dog eyes and a “pleeeeeaaasse?” every goddamn time. Yes he’ll buy you the plushie, yes you can have an extra cookie, yes you can watch one more episode of Bluey, he’s a pushover for his baby. Speaking of Bluey, Carlos gets big Bandit Heeler energy when in Dom mode. Literal playing with his sub is almost always gonna be a little rough, because this man grew up with six brothers, what do you expect? He’s big and strong enough for picking you up and tossing you in the air, or holding you down for tickles until you can’t breathe, but will also use his powers for good and carry his baby around the house, or even when you get tired out and about.

He’ll happily go rough during sex - manhandle his sub, spout dirty talk that would make a booktoker blush, and leave you with bruises that last for days. Speaking of bruises, Carlos loves getting to see his handiwork on his sub’s body. Prefers using his hand for impact just to see the prints he leaves behind. He goes hard on impact too - anywhere that can safely be hit and isn’t a limit is getting smacked until a yellow is called. Especially loves the jiggly places like his sub’s ass and thighs and/or tits. Grabs them hard just to see the skin press out around his fingers. He also isn’t afraid to use toys to his advantage. Vibrators, dildos, clamps, sleeves, spreader bars, he’ll use them all just to try and see how squirmy and whiny he can make his sub. As soon as you’re done he’s right back into soft and doting mode though, carrying his baby to a hot bath or shower, showering you with kisses and making sure to give you a massage with arnica to take care of any places he went too rough. He’ll cuddle for hours and just talk and decompress for as long as you need. He’ll also take care of anything that comes up afterwards as well like walking the dog or getting dinner.

[anoant-haikyuu-dump]

hi bb!! i love your nekoma headcanons, you capture them so well :) also thank you for enlightening me about fukatora truly. i was wondering what would happen if nekoma got a team pet. i KNOW chaos would ensue

Aaaa thank you so much!! I mainy made this sideblog to ramble about them so im super glad someone enjoys the text posts!! :D

Team pet is a fantastic prompt oh my god, you just know Lev walks into practice one day with a stray cat in his arms and it never leaves. At first Yaku's against it ("Why would you bring that inside, it could have rabies!") but all it takes is it rubbing against his leg and purring for Yaku to be converted into a full-blown cat mom. From then on he's the one bringing toys and treats and baby talking. Kuroo makes fun of him all the time and Yaku denies it but he doesn't stop.

Kuroo's canonically a dog person but he doesn't mind the cat, I think he's the type to talk to it like its a human and have (one-sided) conversations. When the team points this out he's like "Well at least he listens to me, unlike the rest of you". He also likes to ruffle the fur on it's head, reminds him of Kenma.

Kai brings a little bed for the cat and is the one to clear out a corner of the club room for it's stuff. If Yaku is the cat mom Kai is the cat dad. Everyone's always adding stuff to the cat nook, he's a spoiled little guy

Tora tries to teach the cat tricks as if it's a dog. He's really bad at it, he just commands it to do stuff as if yelling louder will make it suddenly understand english. Kenma tries to tell him to quit it but Fukunaga stops him— "I want to see where this goes." It ends with Tora rolling around on the floor like a moron while the cat just sits there watching. Who's training who? It's a mystery.

Inuoka chases the cat around, he's always the one to get it rilled up. He's been scratched the most times (along with Lev) but he hasn't given up hope, THEY WILL BE BEST FRIENDS. The cat can sense that he's the dog of the team

Teshiro's often found mid-staring competition with the cat, not intentionally they just get locked into it. They have a silent respect for each other

Despite being the one to bring it in the first place the cat has a love-hate relationship with Lev. He's not exactly delicate and always ends up scaring it or petting too hard. When school closes for holidays he's the one to take it home

According to promotional art cats love Fukunaga, and this is no expection. He brings laser pointers to play with before practice, his favorite thing to do it point it at Tora while his back is turned and watch the chaos ensue. The laser pointer also works on Inuoka.

Kenma and the cat take naps together, it's often found curled up on his lap or stomach during breaks. Very cute, the team has taken a lot of pictures

Petting the cat is Shibayama's stress relief after practice matches, especially once the 3rd years graduate and he's the main libero. He does this before games to get in the right headspace too, it's become a routine.

The cat is basically team mascot and it's in all their group photos. Their not allowed to bring it on the bus but whenever another school comes for a practice match they're sure to show him off.

Ok thats all woo pets!!

[crypticjackal13]

I've been dragged back into LMK by the ankles and I can't get this idea outta my head:

what about Wukong, MK, Pigsy(platonic), and Mei(platonic) with an s/o/friend who has a pet Owlbear? Maybe they found it as an injured hatchling and raised it, so now it's super protective, but when not in protection mode, it's just like a Great Dane that thinks it's a lapdog!

for reference owl bears look like this and are 10ft tall(average) on all fours

thank you so much and have a wonderful day/night!

I'm kind of adoring the concept of an owlbear as a whole :o enjoy!

SWK, MK, Pigsy, and Mei x Reader who owns an Owlbear Headcanons!

SWK

He has seen many a creature in his time. This is not one of them

More curious than anything else, like hey where exactly did this thing originate from

May or may not be the tiniest bit intimidated by it but he will not admit that

You'll probably have to gently help the two to connect. Show Wukong how to feed it, let it inspect him a little

Soon enough they'll get along just fine, Wukong is good with animals by nature so he'd get the hang of it pretty easy with your help!

He still thinks it's crazy that this big hulking creature follows you around being all scary...

but it also wants to somehow fit into your lap whenever you sit down as if it didn't just drag in a dead mouse as a gift

MK

HOW DID HE NOT FIND OUT SOONER THIS IS SO COOL

Wants to pet it, wants to take it for walks, literally is vibing so hard with this thing

"does it have a name??? Can I name it???"

Feels bad he's "stealing" you from the owlbear but you reassure him that the owlbear understands

Tries in vain to find chew toys for it that can last more than a day

Probably spoils it a little bit with attention even if it just knocked something over and you sprayed it with a spray bottle

Basically MK fully feeds into the dog energy it has even though it is EXPONENTIALLY larger than him

PIGSY(PLATONIC)

WHAT DO NOT BRING THAT THING INTO THE SHOP WHAT ARE YOU DOING

You'll need to gently explain that he doesn't need to worry, it's not evil or anything

He doesn't believe you lmao

It takes a little while for him to get used to your pet, and you can take it as a sign of generous trust when he allows you to bring it inside

He eventually starts saving meat scraps and bones for it

Refers to it mostly as "the lil fella" even though if it wanted to it could eat him

If anything he's impressed at how well it behaves

Mei(Platonic)

Can she please ride on its back. Please it's for science

Super excited, and like MK, she will warm up to it and treat it like a puppy instantly

It warms up to her too, and they get along great

She also probably finds a way to teach it tricks if you haven't already done that

Uses a baby voice with it too, you know how people have certain voices they use for their pets? She does that :)

10/10 she handles it better than the rest of the group on this list

[puffymucher]

I might have made a hazbin OC.. how did you figure out a story I'm struggling 😭

OH. GOD FINALLY AN EXCUSE TO POST HAZELS STORY

so, first- how did i come up with it? i tried to think about what i wanted for an oc- i wanted a hell hound, i wanted an "old fashion" butch inspired a lot by our narrator in the book "stone butch blues" (AMAZING read) and i wanted a country gal

so, how did i put that into my story? let's read the basic blurb of what i have first

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Hazel was born into the gluttony ring, like a good amount of hellhounds are, but she wasn't exactly from the.. Best family. You always had to fight for your part, and if you were rude or out of line about it, you got snapped at to get in place or *starve.* Her family is mostly consistent of her and her handful of siblings (shes the first born in the litter, followed by Bolt [@mirconreadzztuff22 's oc!] and you can feel free to add on siblings if you'd like!! always ask me though LMAO), her parents, and her grandfather.

Her grandfather was actually the one who, when she was about to leave the family for work in Pentagon City, helped her dress up to look snazy. He would also comfort Hazel during the harder parts of her family moments, and even if he was the one who instilled some of the "manners" talk, he didn't feel exactly right about watching his grandpups starve, and he'd often sneak into the pup's room at night with small snacks to feed the ones who weren't fed

Once Hazel made it for the city, it was rough at first. Being a hound, she was treated like absolute DIRT, and constantly had to either fight or kill for her own survival (or, job) and a few years later in the city, that's when she saw applications for Vox Tech's Guard Initiative.

(I CANNOT DIVE MORE INTO IT WITHOUT SPOILING THE "Just A Simple Job" BUT a basic thing to note, most art of hazel herself is nearing half a decade she's worked for velvette! (if you're curious, Hazel in current time is just entering her 30's, she got the job with velvette around her mid 20's :^>)

Hazel was soon promoted up to Velvette's personal guard after that, and it was so significant that Hazel was constantly called and chided as her "lap dog" or "pet" by others, but never infront her or the overlord- It wasn't a good idea if you wanted to keep intact.

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the whole gyst of what i want her to be is in her roots and ties to hell itself n all that- shes a guard because hounds are expendable, and its setting up something that can be touched on in my scenes with her and velvette as i touch into their first day together you'll get to understand how exactly they got together

basic gyst of this shit though is have fun with it! who fucking cares if it makes sense why they kiss whoever!!!!! just have fun!

[rumble-aint-a-rumble-without-me]

when you're ready, pls elaborate on raising a dog with Darry

A/N: First of all, I am so flattered to receive this ask because that means you little peoples out there are actually reading my stuff which really warms my heart! So thank you peoples! I love you all very much, I hope you enjoy this!

For the ideal raising a dog experience with our favorite Darrel Shaynne Curtis, I suggest getting a bigger dog!

Doesn’t have to be one of those big ones that would eat you out of house and home, but I don’t think Darry would be all too pleased if you rolled up with a rat dog and asked him to let it live at his house

I’m talking about those dogs in like the 40-60 pound range?

They’re big enough to play with and big enough to hold their own, but they’re too big to be real lap dogs, no matter how hard they try

Like Darry with a Yorkie looks way off, just like Darry with a Great Dane does

And also? I feel like he’d really vibe with a mutt! The more breeds thrown in, the better!

All of the Curtis boys would really do well with a sort of hound dog in my head, but y’know, that’s not super important to this so we’re gonna move on to keep this headcanon set flowing!

Once you’ve got your dog, the naming is gonna be a whole fiasco

I’m torn between saying Darry will let you name it, just cause he’s a gentleman, but like at the same time, I can see him as the one who’s dead set on finding the perfect name for the puppy yapping at his feet

Sodapop and Ponyboy like to suggest random names, similar to their own, just to make the two of you roll your eyes, but I highly suggest picking one of them because what’s the fun in having a basic name for your dog?

Darry’s the kind of dog dad who would try and set all these rules up when you first get the dog, and then ultimately give up on enforcing them

Dog’s not allowed on the couch under any circumstances, Darry doesn’t want to clean up the dog hair off the cushions

You come home one day to find both of them on the couch watching a football game, Dog’s head resting on Darry’s thigh

Dog is not allowed in the bed either, he’s got his bed, Darry doesn’t want dog hair in the sheets, yada yada

When it’s cold, sometimes you can find Dog curled up on the food of the bed or tucked between the two of you guys <3

Darry feeds the dog in the morning, he’s the first one up (most likely) before he goes to work, so he’ll feed the dog

Random, but just imagine him taking the dog on walks and getting to go with him-

Like, the sun’s setting and dinner’s over, you’ve both got nothing to do but spend the night just hanging out together

He’s holding the leash with one hand, and holding your hand with the other and things are just calm and good and happy

Darry won’t admit it, but he’ll talk to the dog like it’s a baby

I’m talking full on cooing, admonishing, teasing, he treats that dog like he’s really your baby

Indulge yourself and think about Darry in the kitchen, holding a scrap of something while Dog sits at his feet, tail beating against the floor as Darry talks to him and waves the treat around

Cutest thing you’ve ever thought about in your life, huh?

He also teaches the dog how to play fetch so he can throw the football around some more

Darry likes to wing the ball across the lot just to see Dog go running after it, skidding across the grass and gravel as he chases the ball to retrieve it for Darry

Y’know what else? Darry has and still will kick Dallas off the couch so that Dog can have a seat

Dog definitely turns out to be a spoiled little somebody but it’s alright because every dog ends up a little spoiled, no matter what

Yeah! I think this is all the thoughts I have, but thank you so much for asking about this!

[offorestsongs]

some rables about them!!

ROSEMARY

as you could've guessed, Lysander came up with her name

everyone nicknames her Mary instead of Rose because having two rose-named people in the family would be confusing lmao

not only the oldest of her siblings, but also the oldest of the trio, which made her the natural leader of their little group when they were kids

it's stayed that way, since she's the most outgoing one

becomes Pomefiore's housewarden at one point - people like her because she's pretty lax on the rules and encourages people to experiment with their style

no thoughts in her head, just elevator music and a bunch of bees

AuDHD

interested in just about everything, mention something, and she WILL tell you five random facts about it

no sense of personal space

despite being very friendly and open, she doesn't have many close friends because a lot of people tend to think she's a bit,, Too Much to be around

since she's spoiled by basically the entire family, she tends to get angry when things don't go her way

used to give her parents heart attacks when she was younger because she used to run off on "adventures" without telling anyone (ngl, Rook's signature spell turned out to be very useful in finding their runaway child lmao)

she's also got Rook's talent in archery

BELLADONNA

academic overachiever. nobody pressures them into it, they're just like that

has been in a heated one-sided rivalry with Mary ever since they were a little kid. Mary doesn't care to compete with Bella in any way, while Bella feels jealous that Mary is basically everyone's favourite little baby; they feel like they have to prove themselves to get any attention

is SO bitter that Mary got to be a housewarden and they didn't

they're still besties, mostly because neither of them have many friends

magic-wise took after Rosienne in the sense that their magic is very wild and hard to control and tied to their emotions but also a bit after Vil in the sense that they have a talent for poisons

actually, their interest in poison is a little bit concerning

goth like their dad <3

people tend to be a bit scared of them because of how they look and because they're usually very cold and stern (and also because of the poison thing. lol) they're basically Mary's scary dog privilege

when they were little, when Vil was shooting movies, they used to kind of,, wander around, observing everything - the film crew was always super nice to them and would explain things to them

actually very anxious all the time even if they don't look like it

PALOMA

born and raised in Briar Valley

originally a red-head like Józia but his hair is turning silver/white because he's also been blessed by the fae

the only person in the trio who actually has braincells

even tho he looks very serious, he's actually a sweetheart - he's just got his dad's stone face lmao

wants to be a knight like his dad

actually Silver asked Sebek to train his son <3

cares a lot about manners and being chivalrous and acting like a proper gentleman because Józia raised him to think that's important <3 <3 (has so many girls crushing on him because of it but he's blissfully blind on any romance attempts unless somebody's upfront about it)

MAMA'S BOY

uncle Malleus is his favourite <3 as a kid he used to climb on Malleus' lap when he was visiting the castle with his parents

very loyal and people-oriented, visits Mary and Bella at NRC as often as he can

he also plays the mediator between the two of them when they start to fight too much

the youngest of the trio, so they sometimes baby him - it's basically the only thing that can annoy him because he doesn't like when others don't treat him seriously

so i've heard we're talking about fan kids today...

[dialovers-lover-xoxo]

Dating the Diabolik Lovers characters headcanons!

Shu

———

- Lots of cuddles and naps

- Literally he’ll wrap his arms around you and not let you get out of bed

- Calls you “dirty” and “lewd” and teases you

- He loves making you blush by saying or implying dirty things

- He’ll lift up your skirt in public

- You guys might adopt a dog or cat

- He’ll share his earbuds with you

- Not aggressive possesive the way Ayato is but if he sees you talking to another guy he’ll wrap his arms around you from behind and just stare down the guy and make him super uncomfortable

- Pulls you into his lap when he’s sitting down

- Even in front of others and then he’ll purposely make you more embarrassed by teasing you

Reiji

———

- Will make and enjoy tea with you

- If he’s in the mood, he will absolutely put aphrodisiacs in the tea

- He’ll allow you to help him with whatever science project he’s working on and give you careful instructions

- He’s a gentleman and only shows you polite basic affection in front of others

- But very affectionate in private

- If you talk to Shu he may lose his shit

- He’s very sadistic and kinky but he has a masochistic side he enjoys indulging in with you

- He makes sure you always have the best medicine, remedies, food and anything that’ll keep you healthy

- Shows off his sense of humor more

- The two of you volunteer at animal shelters together and take care of the animals in the woods

Ayato

———-

- Ayato shows you off at any opportunity

- “See this person? Yeah. They’re mine. They belong to me. I’m dating them. You’re not. Mine.”

- He wants you to watch all his basketball games and cheer him on

- Lots of kissing and cuddling

- Forces you to make him takoyaki

- He once tried to repay the favor but after he nearly burnt the mansion down and Reiji banned him from the kitchen he decided to just take you out to eat instead

- Casually talks about your boobs

- Literally no shame he’ll just walk in when you’re taking a shower or bath

- Walks with his arm around your waist to show everyone you’re his but also because he wants to always have you by his side, subconsciously or consciously

- Always attached to you. He’s always holding you or hugging you or touching you in some way.

- He’s a lot kinder and gives a lot of compliments but he still likes to tease you

- Tickle and pillow fights

- If he catches another guy looking at you he’ll pin you against a wall and kiss you until you can’t breathe

Kanato

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- He likes to dress you up in cute outfits with lace and bows

- He also loves playing with your hair and braiding it

- You’re the only besides him who’s allowed to touch Teddy and talk to him but only for a short period of time and under certain circumstances

- You’re the only one who can calm him down when he’s having a tantrum

- He can still be unreasonable and spoiled at times but he treats you much kinder and compliments you a lot

- If he sees you talking to a boy or mention a boy he’ll scream at you and cry but he’ll calm down after you apologize and offer him your blood and sweets

Laito

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- Very physically loving and not just making love. There’s a lot of kissing and cuddling and holding your hand

- You’ll be able to help him differentiate love and lust

- He’s not good with words but he will try and he often compliments you and dotes on you verbally

- He also gives you a lot of sexual pleasure in the hopes that you’ll understand what he’s having trouble saying

- He won’t completely stop calling you Little Bitch, but he’ll give you other cuter nicknames

- He likes hand feeding you and being hand fed

- And stroking your hair and having his hair stroked

- Loves drinking from your thighs

Subaru

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- Still a total tsundere

- He likes being affectionate but will make up excuses most of the time

- He generally likes it to just be the two of you

- Super protective

- You have to comfort him a lot because he thinks he’s a monster that doesn’t deserve you

- Loves to kiss you and snuggle but will deny it

- He’ll start to open up about his past and his mother

- He’ll do really sweet things for you like buy you flowers or take you on a date and he’ll be beet red the whole time

- He’ll make up excuses and deny things but you’ll always be able to see through them

- But occasionally he will voice his affection for you

Ruki

———

- Still gives out punishments if he feels you’re deserving of one but he praises you when you do a chore well

- He likes to have you sit in his lap, especially when he’s reading

- “Livestock” becomes more of a term of affection than an insult

- But he still lets you know that he’s in charge

- He likes to stroke your hair

- Cheek kisses

- He’s very affectionate in private

- Enjoys going to museums with you and having intellectual discussions

Kou

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- If he sees you looking at something in a store, he’ll buy it, even if you insist it’s fine

- All of his nicknames refer around kittens in some way

- He doesn’t want paparazzi to bother you so he still has to flirt with his fangirls so no one is suspicious but he only does it when you’re not around and then pampers you a lot later

- He also never kisses them or does anything more than playful flirting

- He loves to kiss your cheeks

- And have you model outfits for him

Yuma

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- Pinches your butt a lot

- Unexpected hugs from behind

- Ruffles your hair

- Teases you for being shorter than him

- Force feeds you fruit to shut you up if you’re annoying him

- If he sees someone looking at you he’ll toss you over his shoulder and walk away

- The nickname “Sow” is said affectionately rather than condescendingly now

- Picks you up whenever he feels like it

- He praises you when you do well in the garden

- And he never lets you get out of gardening chores

Azusa

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- He could stay in bed cuddling and listening to you tell him stories about yourself for hours

- You could think it’s the most boring trivial thing but he’ll love it because the story is about you

- Very clingy and affectionate

- He always strives to please you and will insist on helping you with even the tiniest things

- Unless you tell him to do otherwise he’ll call you Eve

- He’s scared of not being good enough so he goes above and beyond to make you happy

Carla

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- He’ll never stop being prejudiced but he’ll try to not show it as much

- He enjoys going to art museums with you

- He’s not that great at the textbook definition of romance but he does set aside quality time and makes an active effort to do things with you he knows you’ll enjoy

- He’ll move to marriage and kids pretty fast

- He’ll let you brush and even braid his hair on the condition that you never tell anybody

Shin

———

- You both play with his wolves a lot

- He’s super overprotective

- He likes to tease you

- He still gets shy and awkward when you say “I love you” to him

- He opens up to you about his insecurities more

- He also becomes less prejudiced

- Absolutely wants kids and talks about that a lot

- His dates are really romantic with candlelit dinners and roses

Kino

———

- He calls you his princess

- He’s very affectionate with kissing and doesn’t mind kissing in public

- Originally he was really bad at romance and acted really awkward but he then did some research and got advice and got better

- He opens up about his past

- And constantly thanks you for making him a better person

- He’s very protective of you and doesn’t like you doing anything even slightly potentially dangerous

- He actually has a really nice sense of humor so your relationship is full of laughter

Yui

——-

- Yui is incredibly loyal and will do literally anything for you

- She gets really flustered when doing romantic or intimate things in public

- She’s very easygoing and will generally go along with whatever you want to do

- She doesn’t always say what’s on her mind or if something’s bothering her so over time you got really good at reading people

- She’s a very encouraging lover and is always incredibly supportive

[mcyt-imagines-library]

Finally, the man of the hour: Quackity. I'm genuinley having way too much fun with this long hc thing lol

Pt 6: General Relationship Hcs, Quackity

C!Quackity • Las Nevadas Arc

While he had feelings for you before the Las Nevadas thing, he only started dating you after it was established

He says that it was because he was too busy planning everything out, gathering materials, and building it all, but in reality it was because his confidence and self image were both six feet below before now

He was treated like Schlatt’s little lap dog for the longest time, being yelled at and disrespected constantly, before getting physically scarred by Technoblade, so it took some time to bounce back from it all,

He ultimately decided to use this shiny new nation as a shield to help disconnect his past self from who he is now

All of that is something he doesn’t tell you about until much later in the relationship since being vulnerable for him, especially now, is terrifying to him

In moments where he feels that he can open himself up to you, there’s no jokes to balance out the mood, just a somber moment in which he tries to keep himself calm and collected

Just wrap your arms around him and let him know everythings okay now

On a much lighter note, in your relationship, generally, he spoils you far too much

He has the wealth, so you’ll be living in the lap of luxury with him, no price tag is too big if it means your happiness and comfort

You two absolutely come across as the Power Couple™

On top of the both of you being way too well dressed, he’s politically strong and refuses to back down from fights, and you don’t take any shit from anyone

Perfect match honestly

While he loves being touchy in private, cuddling, kisses, hand holding, the whole deal, he’s very iffy about PDA

On one hand, it’s basically showcasing to everyone that you’re his partner, so if they’re smart, no one will try to come onto you

On the other hand, if it’s a political rival, seeing him be all cutesy will probably make them loose any sort of fear or intimidation that they harbored towards him

Speaking of, well, that, he really tries to do his best at hiding all of the shady mob boss like shit he does and refuses to tell you about it if you ask

Sort of just dances around any questions you have about it all

Chooses to call you ‘Babe’ or ‘Baby’, probably a term of endearment in Spanish as well

This just straight up isn’t a relationship hc, but just imagine him in his office, smoking a high quality cigar with his legs propped up on his desk next to a shot of expensive whiskey, ‘That’s Life’ by Frank Sinatra playing from a crackly speaker, that’s canon, don’t @ me

[reikuto]

PETS THEY WOULD HAVE!

WARNINGS! — mild cursing

CHARACTERS! — eren, armin, mikasa, jean, connie, historia, reiner

GENRE! — modern au

A/N! — wrote these in the span of half an hour at 3am because i was too impatient to wait until tomorrow, so i’m sorry for any grammatical errors. hope you enjoy!

EREN would have a snake. season four eren is so edge lord that i wholeheartedly believe he’d invest in a snake. he wouldn’t settle for like, a corn snake, so he’d save enough to splurge on like, a mexican king snake. surprisingly, he actually takes really good care of it? like it’s almost weird how well him and his snake get along. probably names it something stupid like ryan, cause he’s terrible at choosing pet names. armin comes over and just cringes at the sight of eren sitting on the couch with his snake lounging on his shoulder. eren and ryan are inseparable <3

ARMIN would have a bird. i feel like he’d get into birds by accident. he’d be bird-sitting for a friend and realize they’re kind of nice to have. when the friend’s bird lays eggs, they promise to give him one once it’s old enough. armin ends up naming his new cockatiel sunny because she’s always happy and singing and it brightens armin’s day. always lets her out of her cage, and chuckles when he sees her waddle around the floor exploring his apartment. every time he comes home, she’s already singing, and when he opens her cage, she instantly flies to his shoulder. baby talks her a lot. he’s gotten used to her singing but whenever eren or jean are over, they whine about shutting her up and armin gets petty.

MIKASA would have a cat. come on now, why wouldn’t she have a cat? she’d have a strong bond with her cat and spoil him to no end because he absolutely deserves it. she also gives me very much black cat energy, and she’d probably name it something sweet like angel. and to be fair, her cat is an angel…with her, at least. her cat does not like eren, or jean, or connie, and it only barely tolerates armin. the only other person her cat likes is actually reiner. which mikasa finds extremely odd. he only ever came over once with eren and bert before they all went out to watch a movie. he was in the middle of a conversation with eren when mikasa’s “hell spawn of a cat” jumped on his lap and comfortably lied down. reiner isn’t much of a cat person so he wasn’t exactly a fan, but eren got extremely offended by it.

JEAN would have a dog. i think we all saw this coming. jean seems like the golden retriever or lab type, y’know? he just loves a good, loyal, family dog. he’s 100% the type to take his dog on long ass walks and go on runs with his dog. does he sometimes use his dog to pick up girls?….maybe. probably named it something basic like buddy or max. would for sure spoil his dog with gourmet treats and an expensive bed because his wing man deserves the best! likes it when he’s in bed, falling asleep and buddy just jumps onto his bed and lays beside him. it makes him feel like a good dog parent.

CONNIE would have a turtle. okay hear me out! connie’s mind is always running at 90mph and he’s constantly all over the place, so i think a turtle would really help balance him out. jean thinks it’s ironic that the most energetic mf he knows ended up with a pet turtle of all things. connie just flips him off because him and steven are very happy together. he doesn’t really know the gender of the turtle, he just sorta found it in a box in the middle of the road and panicked before bringing it with him. ending up wasting $200 worth of turtle supplies that same day because what else was he supposed to do?! whenever he’s upset he lays his head down beside steven’s little habitat and just vents. sasha is convinced steven is a girl, and it makes connie feel guilty for giving her the name steven.

HISTORIA would have a bunny. omg her and her bunny are so adorable, it literally melts everyone’s hearts (mostly ymir’s). speaking of, the bunny is not fond of ymir at all. it won’t even leave its cage when ymir is around, and she takes that personally. historia would assure her it’s just because she’s not used to strangers but ymir isn’t buying it. historia does everything with her bunny; homework, watch tv, reading. it’s all done with her bunny very happily on her lap. ymir also takes that personally, because she wants to lay her head on historia’s lap >:(

REINER would have a dog. like jean, reiner is for sure a dog person. i see him having like, a german shepherd, specifically a blonde german shepherd because it fits. like father, like daughter. yes, she’s a girl, what about it. might name her something classic like daisy or bailey. if his dog is afraid of stairs or if the pavement is too hot, he’d be the type to pick up this big ass dog and just carry her around like a baby. got her when she was a pup and they’ve been besties ever since. literally doesn’t leave the house without daisy, sorry not sorry. trained her so she knows like, all the commands; sit, stay, roll over, paw, you name it, she can do it. she’s an extremely well behaved dog. takes her to a groomer every month because she’s the best girl. loves going to the dog park with her and just playing for hours. daisy also loves annie, which is hilarious, because annie has a mild fear of dogs. daisy would run up on annie when she walks through the door and annie just pushes bertholdt in front of her. additionally, the ladies absolutely love daisy, she has scored reiner more numbers than he can keep track of and he is eternally grateful.

[009720kakashi]

libraryofeverything

Kira had come back with an offering of meat to spoil the dog and to keep her promise. When she finally did see Kakashi, she couldn't help but notice the orange book. She attempted to read the title but he closed it shut before she could. She was so curious now, to know what kind of book an esteemed Konoha ninja like him might read. Maybe she could read it too. That curiosity would have to be stowed for now though, as they had more serious matters to deal with. "A ninken? Ah, I feel a little embarassed now, treating him like an ordinary dog." She admitted, before setting the beef down for the pup and hoping he wouldn't get sick by eating too much or too fast. She gingerly moved over to sit beside Kakashi, on her knees with her hands in her lap, quite proper. "Mm... Well, maybe it's naive of me. But I'd hoped that just being myself would be enough. I thought maybe word of me healing people and of how useful my abilities are would get back to Konoha and perhaps they'd try to bring me back home but... on friendly terms. After all, I've been accused of a serious crime and I doubt me simply stating that I didn't do it will be enough on its own." She explained, pausing for a moment as she collected her thoughts before continuing on. "But... I think there is something else at play. Sometimes I go to villages and initially they're wary of me. I've heard some people accuse me of doing things I've never done. I don't understand it." She frowned, though it was hidden by her mask and only shown through the concern in her eyebrows. "Do you think... well, maybe you can help me figure it out?" She asked him hopefully, looking at him full on now.

“You don’t have to be embarrassed. I like pats” the pug replied, just briefly looking up from his beef.

Kakashi arched both eyebrows though one was hidden behind the dog mask and just looked at her for a moment. She could not be serious. He pulled the ANBU mask off his head and clipped it to his belt. The left eye stayed closed. He did not wear an eyepatch. Under the ANBU mask it was not possible to cover up the Sharingan. It was annoying but he was used to it by now. 

“Well I wonder though how that is supposed to work ne? You kept a pretty low profile. No one would recognise you. The only picture I have seen of you was that of a young girl. Konoha still suspects you of murder. When you reveal your name I doubt there will be a parade to greet you. You will have to do more than that to clear your name” he said. Yes, it was very naive to think that that was enough. Especially considering that she basically was just sitting next to someone from the assassination squad who actually did have a go to go for her head.

He was not on the clock. Hokage sama had not given a time frame and sure he could not take forever but the Hokage had also said that he’d preferred her to be brought back alive. This all sounded fairly cryptic.

“A start would be to understand what happened and why you left. So far you have not even tried to give your perspective. ‘I didn’t do it’ does not make the cut. Then we will see.” First he had to believe her. She had not given him any reason for that yet. 

A Mission for the Lost - RP

@009720kakashi

Third Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi stood up from his seated position behind his desk after he’d summoned the ANBU Captain Hatake, Kakashi to his office. Walking around to the front of the desk, he looked over to the door to ensure that it was shut from any prying eyes or ears before he spoke.

“I regret that I don’t have more time to check in with you, considering all that you do for the village, but I have a pressing mission that I can only entrust to you. This is a S-rank mission and yet I can only send you alone, which I will explain in a moment.” He said, sighing for a moment as he looked towards the window, which was closed off with blinds, then he looked back at the masked shinobi.

“I’ve kept information about this individual to a minimum thus far, but as new revelations have surfaced, I cannot allow their rot to spread into our village and endanger our people now knowing what form it takes. You are being tasked with the retrieval of a woman named Kitsune Kira. I will give you a picture of her likeness, although our only reference is from when she was just a child, in which she always wore a mask and cloak. Her eyes will likely be the most telling feature if you come across her.” Sarutobi explained, now handing the scroll of information to Kakashi, and the picture along with it. In said picture, was a nervous looking girl, clasping her small hands together in front of her with bright blue eyes and a short ponytail kept high with bangs framing her face despite a slate grey mask covering half of it and her hood hiding much of her hair besides a few clues of the style she wore.

“I assume you don’t remember her, but she attended academy during your years there as well.” Sarutobi didn’t go much more into detail on that topic, knowing it would likely not matter anyway. Instead, he continued on with the intel. 

“It was long suspected that she murdered her parents before abandoning the Leaf Village at the age of nine. Suspected, though not confirmed. Considering she had not been heard or seen again, even after several tracking-nin were sent after her, I thought it might be possible that she ran off and took her own life after finding her parents dead. That is, until recent reports were brought forth. I didn’t know her well, but from the word of her teammates and squad leader, she was a gentle girl.” Sarutobi said, recalling the many testimonies to vouch for her, only to slowly turn into rumors instead when enough time had passed. “You are the first one to know this besides myself and a select few others, but her abilities of regeneration were the result of an experiment conducted by Orochimaru with her mother’s approval when she was not yet born. In theory, Kira is a living anomaly, as she was not expected to survive long enough to be born alive. The only prevailing theory about why she might have done such a heinous thing is that it’s possible Kira found out about the nature of her existence and something inside her broke.” As Sarutobi paused his speech, the air weighed heavy before he continued his briefing. “The woman is clever, if rumors prove true. Therefore, I do not want to send out a squad, it will attract too much attention. Not just that, but you’re one of the best tracking ninja the ANBU has, so I feel as though sending you alone should be enough to finish this.” He said, but there was a hesitance in his eyes as he was about to say his next statement, but it disappeared a moment later as he looked at the masked ninja.

“I need you to track down this ghost of Konoha’s past and put an end to it. I prefer that you bring her back alive once you find her, but if that proves to be an impossibility, then I will need you to bring back her body instead.” After a pause, he continued. “You may set out as soon as you are ready.”

[rabbitreader09]

Hello once again! Can I request headcanons of yandere Myers from VTSOM?

Since cats are my weakness, of course! Here are yandere! Headcanons for Monsieur M ^^

WARNINGS: Imprisonment, abuse of position, major yandere themes, VERY slight nsfw

Monsieur M ❤️‍🔥

Definitely a more possessive type, but not necessarily as strict as Vincent or others, he has eyes and ears everywhere, so don’t try to run away from him. No matter how far you get, he will always find you and for enough money, there will always be someone willing to drag you back. The power the myers corp. has is simply too much for you to simply run away from.

After all, life isn’t so bad by his side, as long as you obey he will spoil you rotten with anything you want (that isn’t freedom). Food, video games, clothes ect. A kiss and some puppy dog eyes will earn you whatever you want.

He isn’t a total idiot, of course he knows you don’t want him in the slightest, but does he care? Of course not, he finds that annoyed look on your face every time he grabs your waist amusing, and at some point you will have to at least pretend to love him.

Your chances of escape a basically 0, like previously mentioned he can drag you out of every crevice you decide to hide in. Once you back home he will just smirk at you in an obviously mocking way before locking you in your room for your ‚timeout‘.

He probably isn’t one for hard physical punishments, he’d more use thing like humiliation or dehumanization in hard cases, you wouldn’t even have to misbehave in some cases. Sometimes he‘d just enjoy seeing you stand next to hid desk in whatever embarrassing outfit he picked for you this time, you could almost call it a sort of training.

He definitely makes you sit on his lap while he works at home, pressing a peck on your face or neck every once in a while or perhaps grabbing your ass, whatever it is you can expect it to come with a shit eating smirk. He loves rubbing the fact your so utterly helpless against him in your face.

While he would love to take you out to a romantic dinner sometime, he knows your just going to try and escape, so until you know your place you two will have to try and get that scenery at home.

If you finally accept his admiration you will be treated like royalty and get whatever you wish for, perhaps even you own staff and gradually may even be reintegrated into society, but of course, you can also deny his luxury’s and spend your time locked up in your bedroom, the choice is up to you

[manonblaqkbeak]

Midnight Cravings

so, i actually wrote most of this in july but never finished it and decided to fix it up for todays prompt bc i was feeling a lil lazy lol. and i think its one of my faves, especially the ending.

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enjoy!! :)

It was just past two in the morning and Aelin was wide awake. Not due to a mountain of paperwork, or a nightmare or one of her kids needing her. Aelin was wide awake because she was absolutely starving.

The type of starving it felt like she'd never eaten a day in her life. Like her stomach was going to eat itself.

Her stomach growled again, louder than before, and beside her, his voice muffled, Rowan asked, “Is that your stomach or the wind outside?”

“Shut up,” Aelin mumbled, as her stomach continued its song. Gods, why was she so hungry? She practically devoured the fruits in the fruit bowl just before bed, she had a healthy serving of dinner, and a large slice of chocolate torte for dessert.

But here she was, close to eating her damned pillow to sate her starvation.

Aelin glanced over towards her mate, his back to her, and she shuffled closer, resting her chin on his shoulder.

“Rowan,” she started to say, but Rowan cut her off.

“I'm not going to the kitchens.”

She pouted, although he couldn't see her. “Please?” she knew that if she used her manners, then he would do just about anything.

But it didn't work. Not just yet. “There's some fruit in the bowl.”

“I ate them all.” He sighed heavily, knowing that he was losing this conversation. “Please? I am your mate, your wife, the mother of your children.”

Rowan snorted. “Really? I was starting to suspect that the three silver-haired children were Lorcan's.”

Her hunger nearly disappeared at the thought of that. “Don't be gross.” Reaching over, Aelin kissed the tip of his ear, smiling as he shuddered in pleasure as she nibbled on it. “Please?”

Rowan sighed heavily, knowing that he lost, and Aelin barely hid her smile. “I'll go,” he said. “But only if you join me.”

Her smile did disappear at that. “But the bed is so warm.”

“Exactly. If I have to leave it, so do you.”

“Fine,” she mumbled reluctantly, but quickly perked up, realising that she would be getting food. Rowan was a much better cook than her. Aelin used to have basic cooking skills, but with being Queen and then becoming a mother, she never cooked anymore and really had no need to; not with multiple cooks under the palace roof. She did try a few years ago as a treat for her family, but everything turned into a crisp and wasn't even suitable for the dogs in the kennels.

Scrambling out of bed, the Queen and King of Terrasen tied on their robes and put on their slippers. Aelin loved the sight of Rowan looking so domestic, it was ridiculous how much she loved it.

Since Isolde was only six months old and far too young to be left behind, Rowan put her in the wooden carrier to take with them into the kitchens, their movements silent as the grave as they transferred their youngest from her crib and into the crafty carrier—Isolde was the only one of their children that slept soundlessly through the night at such a young age, and loathed to be woken up. As Rowan did that, Aelin checked in on Alder in his room, their son a little over three years old, but he slept like a log and Aelin knew that he wouldn't wake up at any point when they were gone.

As they left their chambers, Aelin nearly ruined all their good work and almost woke up their other children when she bit out a curse at the sudden leg cramp that shot up her right calf. Rowan glanced at her, asking if she was okay, and after a moment she was, although she was left a little dazed at the suddenness of it all.

Aelin's legs had been cramping randomly of late, but she didn't notice anything of concern. If it continued, she would go to Magnolia and see if anything could be done about it. The last thing Aelin needed was to fall ill, she had far too many things to do with winter arriving in a few weeks. She did know that if anything was wrong with her, that she could rely on Rowan completely.

Aelin's stomach growled for the umpteenth time, the sound lasting for a good minute before it settled. Isolde fidgeted in her sleep, but did not wake.

“I think your stomach was just trying to talk to me.”

“It was,” Aelin agreed. “It said that we need to hurry the hell up or it's going to disintegrate.”

“We better do as it says then. It'd be cruel to subject Terrasen to a hungry Queen. No one should suffer as I do when you're starving.”

“You make me sound horrible.”

“You are,” he said, humour dancing in his dark eyes. “And not just when you're hungry.”

Aelin mumbled under her breath. Rowan decided to pretend not to hear her, even as he fought a smile.

After what felt like an eternity, they reached the kitchens, Rowan placing Isolde onto the counter closest to them. Aelin rushed towards the bowls of fruit, grabbing an apple and a pear, eating the fruits simultaneously. She missed the small, private smile Rowan gave her as he went to the pantry, asking her what she was in the mood for, one eye on their child. But still, she slept and Rowan for a moment, wished that all of their children had been like that, but knew that there was no point in complaining when they all slept quietly now.

“Something filling,” was all Aelin could think of to say. But after a moment decided on an omelette, filled with bacon, mushrooms, onion, red bell-peppers and carrot. As she and Rowan prepped the ingredients—with Rowan wanting his own omelette—Aelin contemplated in silence, her brows furrowed as she chopped up the carrots.

“What are you thinking about, Fireheart?” Rowan asked when he noticed his wife's expression.

“Just trying to remember the last time I was this hungry. I've been like this for at least a week and a half.”

“I've noticed. You haven't had this big of an appetite for a good number of years.”

She didn't comment on that, lost in her own world. “And my legs have been cramping lately too. I haven't injured myself. Have I been sleeping in strange positions?”

“No, you're sleeping just fine.”

Her frown deepened. “Maybe I'm just stressed for the winter preparations.”

“Possibly, I know that you worry a lot for the people during winter.” They both did, as the winters in Terrasen were brutal. Each year there was always a small number of people that passed due to the cold for a number of reasons. When those lists made their way in Aelin's hands, it always hit her hard, her guilt a palpable thing, even after Rowan would tell her that it was in no way her fault.

But that wasn't the reasons for her consuming hunger and leg cramps—Rowan had noticed the change in her scent weeks ago and when he noticed, he thought that Aelin would too. But she was completely oblivious and he didn't want to spoil the surprise, although it was getting harder each day not to say something.

However, he couldn't help but count back the weeks to the day of conception. He was fairly certain that it was when Aelin had been reading a particularly steamy novel on the window seat in their sitting room and jumped on him like they had never had sex before when he had come to ask if she was joining him in bed.

It would fit in with list of unusual places they have conceived their children. Elentiya had been in the library (either in the archives or in Aelin and Rowan's private nook, neither were sure), Norrin against an oak tree (which they discovered after they have calmed down that the Little Folk had watched the entire encounter, with Aelin becoming stuck between wanting to laugh or hide under a rock), Alder against one of the many palace chimneys, and Isolde in a linen closet.

Maybe one day they would conceive a child in their bed like most people did.

They got to cooking, with Rowan standing behind Aelin and guiding her with the wooden spoon and plating their midnight meal before it burned into a crisp. Isolde babbled in her sleep as the sounds of cooking reached her, but still slept. It wouldn't be long, however, until she woke up to be fed. Aelin placed their youngest by her feet as they sat down at the small dining table in the far corner of the kitchen where the workers took their breaks.

The smile on Aelin's face as she bit into the fluffy omelette was certainly worth being woken up in the middle of the night.

However, her fork stilled in mid-air when she was halfway done when realisation dawned on her.

Finally.

“I'm pregnant,” was all she said, her Ashryver eyes growing wide. Rowan didn't bother to hide his smile. This was why he didn't say anything. It was always worth it when she revealed those beautiful words to him. “Rowan, I'm pregnant. The last time I was this hungry was when I was pregnant with Alder and the leg cramps are from Norrin's pregnancy. And all the fruit I can't stop eating is just like when I was pregnant with Isolde. How haven't I noticed anything?”

“You've been busy,” Rowan said, reaching over to take her hands in his and kissed her fingers.

“You knew, didn't you?” Aelin asked, her eyes narrowed just slightly.

“I may have noticed.”

“You should have told me.”

“I like it better when you come to the realisation yourself,” he said simply.

Aelin shot out of her seat and sat on his lap, a pretty smile gracing her face as she wrapped her arms around his shoulders, her fingers playing the the hair at the nape of his neck. Rowan wound his arms around her waist and kissed her on the cheeks, the tips of her nose, the corner of her lips and then her mouth.

Aelin hummed contentedly and kissed him back. When they broke apart, she rested her forehead against his.

“We're insane.”

Rowan laughed deeply at the sudden statement. “What makes you say that?”

“We're having a fifth baby. Lorcan and Elide only have three and I always thought that they'd have at least a dozen, but they don't and we're about to have five. That's insane. We're insane.”

“We are, but I like that about us,” he said, kissing her again. Her face was open and soft, her eyes dancing with happiness, but he still found himself asking, “Are you okay with it?”

“Of course I am, buzzard. More than words can say.” Aelin kissed him to emphasise that fact, his hand reaching down onto her belly and was content to stay like that forever. She couldn’t believe how lucky she was. She always thought that she’d just have one child, maybe two, but to have five was something she never dreamed of.

Isolde finally decided to wake up and scream her displeasure at being hungry. Aelin was off him in an instant, cooing at their daughter as Aelin sat back in her seat and fed not just herself, but Isolde at the same time. His mate was spectacular at multitasking like that.

They couldn't wait to meet their fifth child.

X X X X X X

Rowan was surprised that his children hadn't kicked down the doors to the bedchamber with how excited they were. Even little Isolde was a ball of energy and she was by far their most quiet child. Rowan lead them to their mother, reminding them that they had to be quiet and gentle, because mama had just gone through a long process of bringing in their new sibling into the world.

They entered the bedchamber and Aelin greeted them with a tired but loving smile telling them to come meet their new sister, the kids went onto the bed, surrounding Aelin and the baby, happiness and wonderment in their eyes as they took in the little bundle of joy, her silver hair stark against her lightly tanned skin. She had opened her eyes briefly during her first feeding and Aelin had groaned playfully when she spotted that they were pine-green, muttering how of course I labour for a whole day to give birth to another you. But he knew that she didn't care if she was born with green hair and yellow eyes, Aelin loved her immensely.

“What's her name, mama?” Elentiya asked softly, carefully trailing a finger down her sisters cheek.

“Elowynn-Yrene.” Rowan would never forget the pure joy in Yrene's eyes when Aelin asked if the healer would give them her blessing to grace their child with her name, as a thank you for all the years of coming down and helping Aelin, for eradicating Erawan, and for being a great friend to both of them. It had taken them a few minutes to convince their friend, citing that the honour was far too much, but Yrene eventually said "yes".

“That's pretty,” Alder supplied, a wide smile on his face. Aelin kissed his temple and thanked him for his kind words.

Aelin moved her eyes from Alder to Rowan, smiling as her mate stood there, taking them in.

His family, their family. Never did he think he would be so blessed to have this.

His and Aelin's children; the most beautiful thing Rowan had ever seen.

Rowan went and joined his family on the bed, the smile on his face one of Aelin's favourites.