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I suddenly remembered this post and realized that I now had the means to investigate and try to solve this mystery.
Spoilers: I haven’t solved it… but I do have an evidence-based hypothesis!
(This post is based on my own observations and deductions. I know a few things about the game’s files because I’ve explored them, but I’m still 100% self-taught and learned “on the job”. I don’t know everything, so feel free to correct me or provide more information!)
So this is what @danaduchy found (and thank you for originally sharing this); I added colors and line breaks for more clarity:
This can be found in a document filled with lines of code regarding the game’s audio files, such as music, voice lines, and sound effects. It seems that its purpose is basically to “tell” each file how, when, and in what context it’s supposed to play in the game. So “John_Seed_Sex_Room” refers to one or several sound files.
Again, I still don’t know what everything you see in the screenshot means, but what I do know is that “MIS” means “mission”, that “KEY01” refers to a character, Nick Rye, and that “010” is basically the mission number. Here, I know that “MIS_KEY01_010” is the mission Wingman.
I assume “LP_Filter” means “low-pass filter”. In short, it’s an audio filter that removes high frequencies. You can use it, for example, if you want your audio to sound muffled like it’s coming from behind a closed door (and I’ve chosen this particular example for a good reason).
I assume the MaxRadius is the maximum distance (from its source in the game) at which a sound can be heard, and the Duration is simply the duration of the sound in seconds. Because they’re both equal to 0 and we have the words “Start” and “Stop”, I’d say the purpose of these two lines of code is simply to “tell” the audio “John_Seed_Sex_Room” to start and stop playing, or possibly to activate and deactivate the low-pass filter.
Those lines didn’t give me the actual sound file(s), so I continued to investigate and found this:
I suppose “Play_SFX” simply means “play sound effect”, and this time, these lines can actually help me find the corresponding audio files!
I was able to find and listen to “Door_Key_Pickup”, “LockedDoor_Rnd”, and “UnlockDoor_01”. They unsurprisingly and respectively are the sound of keys being picked up, someone trying to open a locked door (five different versions), and the door being unlocked. Unfortunately, “Door_Push” and “JohnSeed_SexRoom_Rnd” don’t seem to exist anymore...
As you can see, the Duration of “JohnSeed_SexRoom_Rnd” isn’t specified, but not all the files listed in the document have one, so this isn’t that strange. The MaxRadius is higher than the other sounds’ featured here, so I assume it was supposed to be heard from a longer distance. I’m not sure what Rnd means, but I think it could be the abbreviation of “round” or “rounded”. Maybe it’s the normal, unaltered version of the sound “JohnSeed_SexRoom”, unlike “JohnSeed_Sex_Room_LP_Filter” which has a low-pass filter.
The code also says this sound is from a “Scripted_Sequence” in a “Specific” context: one of the “Missions” in Holland Valley (this is what “John_Seed” means here) in relation to Nick Rye (KEY01). We already know this mission is Wingman (MIS_KEY01_010), but what we learn here is that, whatever the “sex room” thing is, it was apparently specific to this mission.
The last mention of it in the document was this:
“Stop_SFX” suggests that these lines probably exist to make the two sound effects stop playing.
So, what is “John_Seed_Sex_Room”? It seems it was an audio file (one or several sound effects) and supposed to be part of one specific mission: Wingman. There were two versions and at least one of them had a low-pass filter. In the same sequence, a locked door was apparently going to be unlocked and opened.
The objective of the mission Wingman is to go to Seed Ranch and retrieve Nick’s plane. So what if, in this mission, players were originally going to explore more rooms in the ranch… and find whatever the “sex room” was? To me, it looks like we were going to hear muffled sounds coming from a room, unlock the door, and see what and/or who was inside.
Now, I don’t think it was necessarily going to be a literal “sex room”. According to (probably deleted) NPC dialog, in an early version of the game, people were taken to John’s ranch instead of his bunker to be tortured. It’s possible that the term “sex room” was a joke name given by the devs to refer to a torture room.
In conclusion, according to my (limited) knowledge and after my investigation, I believe the “sex room” was a special room in Seed Ranch, either literally used for sex (the cult’s rules could have been different at the time) or for torture. Evidence suggests it could be found during the mission Wingman only and that there were sounds coming from behind its locked door. It seems players could unlock it with a key and, I assume, see whatever was going on inside.
That’s all I know… But if you have another hypothesis or more information about that mysterious room, don’t hesitate to share it! :)
#also this is a bit simplified#the files first need to be extracted and converted (one by one in this case)#and the red words aren’t the names of the files#to find that you need to copy a code to find another code#far cry 5#john seed#nick rye#also huge thanks to the people who create modding tools and programs!#you are the real MVPs
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played the level 97 dungeon on sage for the first time healing it. it was a mess. everyone died on the second boss at least once aside from the tank. we were all joking in the chat. i was laughing despite how chaotic the run was. and then me and the rdm said almost the exact same thing at the same time. i had a really bad day today and these three people actually made my day a little better because of how funny and energetic it all was
#⌈ ♞ ⌉ ooc. || ˟ –––– inner shadow#for someone so socially exhausted 90% of the time#the social aspect of xiv is so fun because sometimes you get some truly funny people in there idk#anyway to all the people that joke and meme in the chat#you are the real mvps
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I just had a call with one of our customers at work (I’m in sales operations). He was talking about how he wasn’t sure why he couldn’t get this portal we use to work when he managed to three months ago with no issue.
And the man just straight up said:
“I don’t know if I just got dumber over the past three months or what.”
When I tell you that I DIED.
。:゚゚(´∀`)・。 ʱªʱªʱª
Just. SIR!
So glad he was nice tho. Especially since I will do anything just short of faking my own death to avoid having to talk on the phone to people.
*flashbacks of being in sales when I had to make 50 calls a day minimum intensify* _(´ཀ`」 ∠)_
#god bless nice customers#you are the real mvps#i absolutely will take my own death if i face the threat of winding up in sales again tho#NEVER AGAIN#work stuff#hismercy’s musings
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Every time i see a post on my dash that's blurred out because I'm filtering the dragon age tag my brain has to rerun the entire process of
I like dragon age i should click to view the post
Why would i even have dragon age filtered? Filters are for bad things and dragon age is a good thing
Oh right veilguard spoilers
Very happy that Tag Filter Brazen created just enough lag that Idle Scroll Brazen hasn't given me any spoilers yet.
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I just want to apologize to my followers for all the negativity this past week. Ive been under a lot of stress- much more than usual.
I also want to thank the ones who reached out to me on Discord that saw my posts. i know i didnt explain much of anything and didnt really answer you directly yesterday, but it meant a lot to me. I needed your words and check ins so much.
please continue to be the wonderful kind hearted people that you are. Never let anyone or anything change that about you.
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Also if anyone is wondering, yes Murder Mystery is taking up a huge part of clean up animation time on MSA video 5 cause he's a big complicated bitch and I love all of our clean up artists that have to deal with him.
#mystery skulls#mystery skulls animated#I love you murder mystery but also i'm so sorry freelancers and core team members you the real mvps working on him#msa#msa murder mystery#murder mystery#we did this to ourselves but that's ok he's very cool and worth it
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been playing a lotta Marvel Rivals recently
#marvel rivals#loki laufeyson#squirrel girl#comics#comic art#marvel rivals fanart#yeah yeah evil bastard man#but wait till you see my MVPs#then we'll see who the real dps is
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Good Omens Fandom assemble! It's that time again...
Another Amazon Prime poll that we need to turn around. You know what to do:
https://www.youtube.com/@PrimeVideo/community
Currently at 25% in 3rd place, but I know we can change that quickly. NOTE: if you're on mobile open the link in your browser and choose 'desktop mode' to view the community tab (shoutout to everyone who put this tip in the comments of my last poll post!)
#good omens#good omens fandom#neil gaiman#go on Neil reblog me again you know you want to#GO fandom BEST fandom#just sayin#diane duane#don't think we missed your support either diane we love you#renew good omens#give me season 3 or give me death#ineffable husbands#crowley#aziraphale#bildad the shuhite#just because#bildad the real mvp#shutanic temple#ofmd#feel like you folks are with us on this one too#good omens fandom and ofmd fandom are 'biblical buddies'#or maybe a venn diagram thats a circle#anyway go vote!
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@achilleasfury Xue Yang thinks this meeting could have been an email
for anyone that actually wants to see the very professional and carefully thought out powerpoint
the "dad's approval" graph i think was an excellent touch on her part
#su she is respecting his crisis at least#mdzs#jin guangyao#jgy#xue yang#xy#su she#su minshan#sms#3zun#and thanks to my girlfriend who made me the powerpoint slide despite knowing nothing about this nonsense u.u she's the real mvp#my art#you know given that jgy is supposed to constantly be really put together with his Customer Service Smile#i'm pretty sure almost every picture i've ever drawn of him is of him kinda losing his shit#poor guy cannot catch a break
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Oh no, another stupid ship that’s going to consume my life😭😭😭
#Get you a sister that supports you like Alune#she’s the real mvp here#best sister ever#aphelios and alune#aphelios#sett#settphel#aphelios x sett#milks artsies#lol#league of legends
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YOUNG ROYALS FAVES FEST 2024 | @youngroyals-events Favorite fanwork 💜
There are so many fanworks that I love, so I want to thank everyone who takes the time to create and share their content with us. You're all awesome and sooo talented. I'm obsessed with your gifs, art, photosets, ficlets, fics, etc.! In no particular order, I want to give a shout out to a few blogs:
@earlgrey-lateatnight, @unfortunate17, @wilmon, @gulliblelemon, @kruemel8, @hergrandplan @in-amor-veritas, @phneltwrites, @vvachillessongvv, @iwouldnevergetintofanfic, @jordensgolde, @pagegirlintraining, @dreamyelectronicmusic, @willesredlights, @bubblesandroses8, @sobadbad, @enjoythesilentworld, @bigalockwood, @skibasyndrome, @wildcalendula, @loren91 and so many more <3
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Ectober Comic - Page 31
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'Vlad put that thing away you're getting ectoplasm everywhere-'
Happy New Year everyone!!~ Oooo I got a good feeling about this year you guys! ( •̀ ω •́ )✧ Come on and let it be the year I finally find my footing online and stop falling right back into the abyss time again and time again ╚(•⌂•)╝ I just had my first Christmas since I got ill that I kept down everything I ate!! A true Christmas Miracle!~ It's been 3 whole months since my last major health episode, a first in these whole 9 years since my conditions first burst into my life (❁´◡`❁) sometimes I pinch myself because I still can hardly believe it💖
Pages 32-35 (end of chapter 2) plus all their delicious WIP's (these pages go through such journeys I tell yah) are available for my darling Patrons right on over here >vO
#Ectober Comic#Ectober Night#Danny Phantom#Vlad Masters#Vlad plasmius#okkennymay#pages 32 to 35 will be posted here as I begin to post chapter 3 to my patrons#Not all at once of course it's nice to actually have a bit more of a buffer to better and more fairly reward my patrons#Thank you to everyone who waits so patiently for me to update#you guys are the real MVPs
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Finally decided to make a bit of a ref sheet for the riptide goobers bc I keep changing their designs every time I draw them. These are for post ep 87 btw, designs for before then will come in the near future (maybe).
Back sketches and alternative versions of the designs under cut (contains spoilers up to ep 115)
I also give you badly drawn Pretzel
#The sillies#yippie#can you tell i only added the notes bc i wanted to talk about gillion's design#the dyslexia hit hard today#had to look up how to spell simplified for this#shoutout to my friend who gave me some pointers despite not giving a shit about these characters#she was the real mvp#okay actual tags time#jrwi riptide#jrwi fanart#artwork#treart#art#jrwi#jrwi chip#chip jrwi#jay jrwi#jrwi gillion#jrwi spoilers#jrwi show#just roll with it#just roll with it fanart#chip bastard#just roll with it riptide#gillion tidestrider#gillion#riptide#chip#just roll with it gillion#gillion fanart
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Ride 796: The strongest cheer!!
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4: You're coming soon, huh, Onoda?
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1: Beyond the
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Pag 3
1: “peak of their limits”!!
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Pag 4
1: Here at the point of 300m left until the mountain stage line!! Gaha!!
3: I think I've seen him before, that huge guy there
That's Tadokoro! He was a third year when Sohoku won two years ago!
Ahh... the one who won the green bib!
4: Oh, it's you?
Did you see that?
5: Tadokoro Jin
6: Any time now!! They're almost here, I can feel it on my skin
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Pag 5
1: The wave of cheers is getting closer with huge pressure!!
3: The two people in the lead are passing the 500m left point, and Manami is accelerating!! And he's getting a little ahead!!
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Pag 6
1: They passed the 400m left mark!!
Gooo Kanagawa!!
Sohoku is being left behind!!
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Pag 7
1: Hakogaku's Manami accelerated!!
2: I'm hanging up, Toudou!!
4: This is the most difficult distance
What are you gonna do, Onoda? You're being left behind!!
Come on up
If you don't catch up now, it's over!!
5: It's you, can do it, right, Onoda!?
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Pag 8
1: Turn your legs, Onoda!!
Persist, Onoda!!
3: “The right way”....
4: “The right way of life”, where does it lead? I don't know...
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Pag 9
1: You're wondering who I came to cheer on this Inter High first day with!? Here in Kyuusu
2: It's Toudou!! The former climber of Hakone Academy1?
3: After graduating from Sohoku, I failed the entrance test for Meisou, so I enrolled in Tsukushiba University
But it didn't have a bicycle racing team
4: As I was going through hell, he appeared right before my eyes
5: It was Toudou!!
Pff, he hanged up, that Tadokoro Jin
6: He was in the same university, and moreover he was already founding the bicycle racing team himself!!
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1: Thanks to him I could come back to the world of racing!!
2: And then this year, that Izumida who I raced against at the Inter High when I was a third year, enrolled in the same university as a first year!!
3: I don't get it
4: It's unpredictable!!
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1: So you too, line up to Manami, and then pass him!!
2: After all you're the first one who “doesn't know the right way of life”!!
3: Kinjou said it, you're the “element of surprise”!!
The strongest beginner!!
4: You joined the club with Naruko, and you were an humble and little guy
5: I asked Imaizumi after that
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1: And apparently you were planning on joining the anime research club!!
What a course of events!!
2: You received your road bike while running in the first years' race
Kinjou pushed your back
3: You caught up to Naruko and Imaizumi and then you surpassed Imaizumi at the mountain's peak
4: Honestly, I thought you would stop soon...
What's with this guy...
What's his driving force when runing
He didn't win, but he didn't lose either
I was interested
5: You became a Inter High member, and on the first day... and you caught up to us after falling from your bike
You pulled the team and supported Makishima during the mountain stage
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1: And then, on the second day....
My condition was bad and I couldn't move, and you waited for me
2: I came to help you, Tadokoro-san
We'll definitely catch up
What are you doing
Go back right now
No... I...
3: You took me and ran
Do you mind if we pass that guy?
Well, yeah but... how do we pass him?
Can you please match with me and say “princess”?
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1: Princess princess princess!!
You sang a weird song
Because you, you're the princess!
One by one we passed the guys ahead
And then, carrying me with your little body
I'm so grateful to you I can't say it enough
I didn't think I would see those jerseys again with my own eyes
We're back, team Sohoku!!
you brought me back to the team!!
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1: And then Onoda....
3: The jersey we entrusted to him, our dream
4: he delivered them to the finish line!!
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Pag 16
1: That's why I came here!!
2: Are you going to pass on the first day's mountain stage? Since you're a sprinter. I think Manami and Glasses-kun are going to race
Huh!? Onoda!? Onoda will run!?
Then I'l deeefinitely come!!
Huh, is that so
3: Onoda!!
4: Deliver it!!
6: Since I couldn't do it last year!! I'll give it to you, third year and captain!! I'll give my all so that these loud cheer don't drown me out!!
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1: I'll sing!!
Lovely chance pettanko-chan!! ♪
Huh, he's singing!?
What!? He scared me
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2: He's suddenly singing an anime song?
Huh
What's that
3: Even with a spell to grow bigger ♪
Onoda
4: Can you hear this song?
If you can hear it
Hn hn hn ♪
5: A princess is a princess ♪
Come up, Onoda!!
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1: You're the princess♪
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Pag 23
1: Manami and Onoda came and they're neck and neck!!
Onoda is catching up!!
Mountain King..!!
Amazing!!
2: There are 300m left and they're neck and neck again!!
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1: A princess is a princess, that's who she is!! ♪
Onodaa!!
3: Ah, Tadokoro-san
4: Princess princess ♪
It's him
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1: I thought I heard it wrong
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Pag 26
1: Thank you so much!!
2: Onoda...!!
3: The right way is interesting
He really did it!!
4: You're struggling, having a tough time, yet your shape changes as you move forward
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Pag 27
1: We're headed to a future I never imagined!!
Give it your all!!
2: Onodaa!!
3: Yes!!
#yowamushi pedal#yowamushi pedal translations#yowapeda#yowapeda manga#yowamushi pedal manga#yowamushi pedal spoilers#ride 796#asgahdjfasakgfj WHAT A CHAPTER#half of it was a review of the first ih but man im so happy to see tadokoro!#and he came with toudou??? asjdhlashfa this is making me laugh so much you have no idea#AND HE SINGS TO CHEER FOR ONODA#the way i couldnt stop laughing while translating i swear#hime hime the real mvp of the whole manga#he sings is so seriously too#ridiculous i adore this manga with my whole heart and soul#also i always thought manami would win tbh#BUT#how could onoda lose now that tadokoro sang hime hime for him!!#the power of that song is too strong#toudou now its your turn. sing for manami asdhgkashfajf
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I went to a drag show tonight and magneto was there
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The performer was mercury divine
Im not gonna lie to you i saw this last night very inebriated and thought i was imagining it and so now that im Not Very Inebriated im very glad to find out this is In Fact real
#snap chats#this the sickest thing i ever seen if i bore witness to this id probably combust#LIKE OK work ……..#i have to keep looking at this to make sure its real My Friend you are so goddamn lucky#i hope you enjoyed the show !!!! i hear theyre a great time ….#oh but speaking of inebriated Hi Everyone i am awake and no longer playing rivals with kayla#She Did in fact make me almost want to rip my hair out but i mvp a handful of times so shes forgiven for now#this mfer just suddenly bails on me though like we were callinf when she suddenly just. doesnt answer me.#so THAT was rude >:( whatever ill live#esp knowing drag show magneto is real …#thank you mercury divine you divine bastard
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It's been a while since you and Sakura started to date each other. Though you both were still awkward with each other. Most romantic gesture you exchanged was handshaking. You know this all was WAY too new for Sakura but still sometimes you wished your relationship to be more daring, atleast more than handshake.
You were walking with your hand in your arm. You were in your own lands of wondered, you didn't notice the Bofurin was on their daily patrol, especially not Sakura though he did. He always managed to find you even when you DON'T, he always DID.
"Isn't that (Name)-san?" Neirei catch where Sakura was glancing, on hearing his name Sakura almost hissed like a cat. He was fine silently staring at you when you were in your own thoughts, he find that cute but no wait, point is he didn't want his companion to point it out.
He just fasten his pace, acting like he wasn't interested in your presence but Suo wasn't having his ignorance,"Sakura-kun shouldn't you go and say hi to her?" He offered with his usual smile as Sakura let out a embarrassed reaction to his suggestion. Sakura was about to give some excuse but Suo already throw his attack,"(Name) noticed your presence, how sad she will when she will realised you don't even care enough to─" And before he could complete his sentence, Sakura already dashed pass the Suo towards your direction.
Guess boy take no chances when it comes to you.
You still didn't notice the boy approaching you but your cat sure did as she jumped out of your arm,"Hey─" You stopped when you realised she stopped in front of your dual hair boyfriend. Sakura looked down at the cat who seems to be excited upon seeing him. He picked it up and come closer to you.
"H-Hey Sakura!" Damn why you have to stutter and say it loudly. You probably looked like you didn't notice him coming. He return your greeting AND your cat back to you,"You should hold her tightly." He suggest while you give a small laugh,"Yeah. She almost made me drown yesterday." You intended to share your experience as joke but Sakura was concerned by your words and ask you to explain it further,"Well she keep running around and I keep chasing her like crazy, at same point she reached the bridge and almost made herself and me fall." You laughed at the memory but Sakura didn't,"B-BUT I am f-fine now." You exclaimed nervously while Sakura didn't looked convinced, he just ask you to see your surroundings better.
"I will go now." He said as he put out his hand, you know what was he expecting and return his gesture. Oh how you wished instead of hand meeting hand, it was lips meeting lips. Even though you wanted to experience it, mere thought of it made steam coming out of your eyes.
"It's embarrassing but I still want to experience it already one." You pouted a bit as your gaze fall on your cat in your arms. You hold her in front of her and demand her help,"I take care of you so goodly, shouldn't you return favour by using your cat power and made me and Sakura kiss?" What were you expecting a legit yes from her? Well too bad it didn't happened. You soon realised too how much crazy you sound and put her back in your arms but suddenly she jumped out again and started to run,"Hey wait!"
Sakura was getting fed up now. Neirei keep him asking about how things between you and him work while Suo just keep him teasing.
"Shut up!" "Meow."
"Sakura-kun see your yell got us getting us complained by cat." Suo state as Neirei giggled in back, Sakura was about to yell again but cat meowed again. Sakura turn towards it and remember this familiar cat,"You are (Name)'s cat!" Sakura exclaimed while other two sweatdrop at him. Why was he sound like he just find out her identity as some suspect. Cat just meow again and started to walk away,"Where are you going?" Sakura walked behind the cat, followed by his other two companions.
Suddenly cat increased her speed and so does Sakura. It keep going on until it become official─"Sakura chasing a running cat." Sakura called the cat to come back, he imagined how worried you must be. Your worried face boost his speed. Cat started to jump on bulidings and walls but Sakura still keep with it untill at one corner he lost her sight but even though he keep looking for her.
"Come back I promise I will expensive food this time." You said, hoping for it to work,"Meow." Guess it did. You saw your cat at a corner and run towards it. Though when you reached she was already out of sight, you followed the sound of her meows.
"There you are!" Sakura also noticed her and run towards it to chased while cat quickly run on your side and after making sure you saw her she started to climb tree,"No don't go there." Last time she climbed a tree, you had to use ladder to bring her down. You climbed behind her and when you thought you finally catch her she jumped on other tree,"AND NOW YOU'RE NOT SCARED?" She keep jumping while meowing as you followed her behind, Sakura was also coming near by following soud of meow.
Cat quickly jumped down and landed in front of Sakura who quickly launched towards him but at same moment you jumped in front of and you both collide with Sakura falling over you. You both feel pain through you body but that quickly vanished when you realised the approximately between each other.
When you were collide, Sakura knew he couldn't prevent the falling so he instinctly wrapped his hands around you to protect you. That was quick reflex of movement but now when it's stable you guys started to blush like crazy. When if he wanted to pull his hands, he can't since they were beneath you.
"S-SORRY!"
"Don't move!"
Your eyes turn spiral as you tried to wake against Sakura's comment which end up you putting hand on your shoulder and forcing him downwards, towards you and that's where whole scene take unexpected turn.
If this whole situation wasn't messed, the fact you made Sakura's lips crashed on you sure was.
Both of yours eyes widened. It wasn't romantic kiss like on dates. It wasn't hot kiss that make you forgot your surroundings. It wasn't quick kiss you give out of love. It was were merely his lips meeting yours for mere seconds but still it was the FIRST KISS you shared with each other. You both stare at each other as Sakura pulled back his face while your cat meowed. You both brought your gaze towards the cat as she meowed again, with a hint of delight.
"IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!!"
And now some reason you both separate from each other without any accidentally kissing, just to yell at the innocent cat with red hues rising on your face. Such ungrateful beings humans are.
You both accidentally catch the each other's gaze as yell of flusteration left your mouths.
"SORRY!"
Neirei and Suo soon catch up and Suo quickly grabbed the cat. He check the collar and found you were the owner, no wonder why Sakura was chasing it like crazy.
"Hey where is your owner and her boyfriend?" Suo said with his usual playful tone while Neirei laugh at his tactics before walking further on the way.
"SAKURA-SAN! (NAME)-SAN!" And there Neirei find the two familiar unmoving bodies laying at opposite sides. Neirei check the Sakura he seems to be black out with his face being red as tomato while Suo check the owner of cat who's eyes seems to spin like spiral.
"What the hell did we miss?"
"Meow~"
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#more than oneshot I think it's a drabble 😭?#All praise to cat-sama#real mvp of today's shot ✨#wind breaker x you#wind breaker x reader#wind breaker#satoru nii#sakura x reader#sakura haruka x reader#sakura haruka
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