#you are heaven's gift to me

[annaberunoyume]

A most cute, charming encounter in the woods (Drunk!Wally Darling x Fem!Giant!Naga Reader)

(Drunk!Wally wandered a little too far into the woods near the Neighborhood…He suddenly bumps into something reddish-pink. It's

a huge, gigantic serpent tail. He seems surprised, but drunkness

keeps him from being afraid. He hugs it.)

Female!Giant!Naga Reader (or Genderneutral, if you prefer. up to you. I shall write it with fem! pronouns, but you may imagine yourself as you, as well. ^^):

Hmmm? (She raises her head, feeling something touching the tip of her tail) A mouse? Hmmm…I could use a mouse… (She gets ready to strike, but stops abruptly when she sees Wally just blissfully hugging her tail. She slowly wraps the tip of her tail around him, in tilted confusion, lifting the oddity up to her eyes.)

You're not a mouse?

Drunk!Wally: (Just notices now that he is up. He looks at the tiny coil around him. He then looks up…And in utter awe…Curious (eye color) eyes looks back at time. He is in rapture at such beauty) Are…Are you a goddess?

Fem!GiantNaga!Reader: No…(she smiles, tilting her head) Are you a mouse?

Drunk!Wally: Hahahahaha! No! (he looks at his bottom) Do I look like I have a tail? (hips)

Fem!Giant!Naga!Reader: Hahaha, no. Are you a human?

D!Wally: Not…exactly. I'm a puppet-man…I suppose.

Fem!G!Naga!Reader: Hehehe, one thing for sure, you're a cute oddity.

D!Wally: (Twirls his hair in shyness, Blushing orangy-red) Hehehe…You're quite the pretty one, y-yourself…

Fem!G!Naga!Reader: (Just smiles warmly. She smiles as Wally yawns, rubbing his eyes)

D!Wally: Pardon me, my lady…I had a long, fun night…(He rubs his eyes)

Fem!G!Naga!Reader: I can see that…Maybe I can keep you company while you sleep…(She moves her face closer to Wally) You may even enjoy a goddess's lullaby… (She flutters her eyes)

D!Wally: (Smiles, blushing, enamoured and twitterpatted) Mmmm…I would…For sure… (He folds his arms under his head, lying it sideways atop the coil around his chest, an adorable, sleepy, blissful smile, on his face.)

Fem!G!Naga!Reader: Hmm… (singing) Heaven's gift to me, just the way you are, a new age child from a distant star…It feels so good just to be so close to your love, you are Heaven's gift to me… (She gently wraps a coil around his wait and thighs, in a chaste way, just to keep him warm) You are so sweet and pure just the way you are…Mama's previous jewel, Daddy's rising star, there's so much in life for you to see… (Wally hums in utter bliss. He can almost feel her voice gently vibrate on him) And so much to be, you are Heaven's gift to me…

(The Naga la-las into the night as she makes her way towards the Neighborhood. After a spell…She reaches it. Home looks at her with wary, almost angry eyes. They both have an unspoken conversation. The Naga understands that that tiny puppet-man is very important to that Home. She takes a bow and gently lies the sleeping Wally on the ground at Home's door.)

I simply wish to bring him Home, Madam. Good night. (She slowly slithers away to the woods. Home opened her door and gently takes Wally inside with her goo.)

THE END

Lullaby that reader sang in this story:

[elise-the-potato]

A girl in class called me cute today I'M GONNA IMPLODE. WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW JOYOUS AND WHIMSICAL I FELT. GETTING COMPLIMENTS FROM GIRLS HIT DIFFERENT

[rotten-apple-stims]

(Self indulgent) Spy board with festive, rose and wine stims

(🎁) (🍷) (🎁)

(🌹) x (🌹)

(🎁) (🍷) (🎁)

Proship / Comship / RPF Do Not Interact Please !

( Divider(s) by @bernardsbendystraws )

[hellverse]

waterparks - sneaking out of heaven

[randomraytrash]

Lmao Alastor is the first character I can confidently say is giving "I'm fucking with your wife" like we are conspiracing a revolution and not "I'm fucking your wife" to Lucifer

And I'm incredibly pleased

[royaltea000]

Hi hi! 👋

Related to your most recent Sun Wukong post, I just wanted to direct you to JTTW’s unofficial sequels where, in the book, we meet several of Sun Wukong’s children. Pāramitā, Yuebei Xing, Jidu, and Luohou.

We also meet one of his spiritual descendants named Luzhen. Who, in my opinion, MK is heavily inspired by.

Also, PS: Xiaotian means “Little Heaven”!

HUH. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE ARE SEQUELS????? LIKE THE ORIGINAL SERIES WASN’T ENOUGH 😭😭😭 but thank you so much that’s so cool!! I really wanna see what kinda spawn swk birthed lmao

Also little heaven… omg 😭🩵 that’s so cute I’m legit squealing and sobbing I just knew that they would give him the sweetest name ever. Oh..oughh… he’s so loved… or2 cryin…

[stadam]

adam rocking up to angelic meetings in which no one wants to hear his opinion:

[chaoticrodeo]

never gonna believe what i got into 🎲

[hersweetrevenge]

🔪 blood, blood, gallons of the stuff 🫀 [X]

[cultivating-wildflowers]

it's a good thing I started this sweater project in February, because at this rate I'll be lucky to finish by Christmas

[wildgeeseinthewest]

“You don’t have to take our stinking electrons anymore. from our bird killing machines” “as I see it, that technology is dead in this country”

[hungee-boy]

this is so minor is laughable when comparing everything else that veilguard is bringing but im so glad that theres population to each map

kids and animals taking up space too really helps make settlements feel alive and every chance i get i will be nice to the kids and petting the cats

[aromanticasterisms]

read through all of neuvillette's stories on the wiki and. what do you MEAN people were right about him giving furina her vision

[queen-susans-revenge]

Ever since finishing Journey I've been restless, without a creative focus, and without even many mundane demands since my kids are all in school now.

It's a real trip, by the way, going from a decade-plus spent as a 24/7 on call caregiver with barely the time to form a full coherent thought, to... a pampered housewife with few demands on her time.

I keep asking Sam if I should get a real job. Our "deal" -- which was only ever the deal that I proposed, and clung to, throughout those hard years when even being by myself in the shower felt like a snatched luxury...the deal was, that after the crunch was over, I'd get two years to write and market a novel.

Well. Journey took five years to write, and hasn't been sold yet. But it's still useful for me to be home and flexibly "on call" for childcare in case of illness or Sam having an out-of-town conference or whatever, and also I do still cook every night. I'm not entirely useless. Just...mostly.

One day not so long ago Sam came into the bathroom in the middle of the day, when I was having a luxurious candlelit bubble bath soak. "Should I...get a job?" I asked weakly.

"Nah," he said. "You're fine. You do plenty."

But I objectively do...not that much. I have SO MUCH time in the day now, I have hella time, and I'm not even writing. Journey is in the slush pile with Baen and I don't have a current project. I'm getting itchy and restless with it. It's like I'm retired at 47.

I don't have a conclusion for this. It's just where I am. It's not a bad place by any measure; no, I'm incredibly lucky. I've always been so fucking lucky.

[cohldhands]

Hopefully this link works, me blushing n giggling, VERY NSFW THOUGH https://x.com/juhihuji/status/1804281603415318932?s=46&t=yPYnD4LtCK2RGqN9NuaSOA

Hshslwbdksahwkdvejejdb JAZZ AHHHHHHHH

yeah, yes, thank you so much for this, i need him lookin at me like that 🥲🤪 his little dazed fucked-stupid face AHHHH

[sunlessea]

sketch dump of my finance's 30 minute art warmup exercises from recent days cuz they're p gay </3 @londonfallen