#you are a fool

[fourthswordofzoro]

I find I funny how when I was a teen I despised modern music and only listened to classic rock and wouldn't listen to anything released after '80s and now most of my favourite bands weren't even a thing then like quite a few of them released their first song in 2019

[isekyaaa]

Through an odd desire to live a life more free, you have in effect created a life more constricted than the last. Sometimes I wish I could treat myself the same way as you treat yourself. Would you condone it? Would you let me condemn myself to the same amount of self-hatred?

[riderandspider]

I'm gonna say it. I'm done with vampires that slurp down an entire human body's worth of blood in 2 seconds flat. It makes no sense. You can't even drink a juice box that fast. Do you know how much blood a human has? A well placed wound could lead to someone bleeding to death pretty fast but no one's blood is moving THAT fast. Especially when you hit us with the 2 teensy puncture wounds bullshit.

Anyways, in my correct opinion, vampires are puncturing the skin with all of their teeth and they're drinking that blood for a sultry hot minute. They're keeping their victims unaware via a numbing agent in their saliva like bats do or they're putting their victim in a trance.

[wolfossum]

People make guilt tripping posts about how much everybody needs to care about every single issue in the world but then they refuse to go vote.

Activism my ass.

[canyonroads]

Me, a fcking moron: boy I've been so sad and insecure and feeling like I can't get anything right lately. Maybe going on a trip where I will constantly have to do things I've never done before will make me feel better

[notchairforce]

misc action meme || accepting || @overclocks​

🪴 - for your muse to lean on my muse for support .

      it takes a lot to knock carol off her feet. and not only that, but to make it so she struggles to get back up? oof. impressive. after failing to get back up by herself, she’s immensely relived when an armoured hand reaches out for her, hauling her up carefully. she struggles to find her footing, fingers gripping tight around tony’s armoured shoulders as she grits her teeth. she feels like she can’t breathe, feels winded. she hasn’t felt winded in a very, very long time.  ❝ just-- god. ouch. just need a moment to get my breath--  ❞ she starts, barely aware that the only reason she’s still currently upright is because tony is holding almost all of her weight. she can’t see his face through the plate, can’t even lift her head to look, but god-- she feels wiped. she’s been hit by huge, solid space ships. by creatures twice her size and then some. but whatever this guy is, it’s almost like he’s effecting her powers, somehow.  ❝ then i’ll be-- right back out there. ❞ she finishes rather lamely, sucking in a slightly rasping breath.  ❝ shit. okay-- okay let’s go-- ❞

[wormsongs]

Garlic powder and onion powder are making out inside my slowcooker rn

[ravioli-rising]

bitches be like “im going to stuff my lair with cheap g1s” and scry them all with pinstripe and gem genes and then be surprised they’re gonna have to open an art shop to afford whatever the god damn hell kind of money that’ll cost

its me im bitches. please help

[tsushimanoonryo]

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Playlist meme!

"I Like You So Much Better When You're Naked"- Ida Maria

"Fuck It, You Win"- Hanni El Khatib

"Combat Baby"- Metric

"Daring Lousy Guy"- Shivaree

"Bitch Better Have My Money"- Rihanna

[rae3571]

Oh wow Chris Pratt is voicing Pablo in the Backyardigans reboot????? 🙀

[hawkeish]

love that I got so wrapped up in hating the fantasy Catholic priest that my DM created that I forgot that angels exist in dnd and made myself look like an idiot ♥️

[realrowes]

I AM STILL LEARNING PROCREATEEEE

[shrimpcolour]

i cut myself on a tin foil container & started bleeding

HAHAHAHAJJA

[kotas-dump]

Revolutionary concept:

You can point out people’s flaws without being racist.

If you want to improve race relations that is. IF you want them to fall further back into chaos and repeat history then... carry on I guess.

[bis-muth]

jeff bezos is the scum of the earth but at least i can get ~$500 worth of textbooks for $66.75 through rentals

[barryb338]

K rool MORE fuckable then bowser

You are wrong