Red Hood was in the middle of threating a group of criminals, putting the fear of him and the regret of why the hell they decided to do that today in them when the nearby wall crumpled apart.
Red Hood blinked behind his mask.
Danny, cross-dressed to hell and back because he agreed to be Sam's mannequin a while prior slowly lowered his leg back to the ground, levelling him a glare that, were he a weaker man and not having grown up with the bat-glare, would have had cowering. "And just what do you think you're doing, oh husband of mine?"
Red Hood calmly reloaded his gun before stashing it away, sending a quick tip to one commissioner before shifting to regard his husband. "You're back early." He said calmly.
"There was a change of plans and I come back only to find my injured spouse to running around like an idiot"
Red Hood scoffed, crossing his arms. "I don't think you of all people get to question what I do whilst injured." Narrowed eyes and an increased glare was his reward for his snark, before the crisp click of heels echoed in the warehouse as Danny walked over to him before jabbing him in the side.
His injured side, mind you.
Jason only let out a hiss, tilting slightly more from the force than the pain as Danny took that moment to grab the back of his collar and yanking him down into his arms, shifting around until he was in a princess carry and walking towards the new door he installed minutes prior.
"I can walk, you know." Red Hood pointed out but, like the bastard he is, made no attempts to even change his situation.
"Injured." Danny simply said, and that was enough for him to shrug his shoulders and cease his already non-existent efforts and just shift around a bit for some more comfort.
He should totally do this more often.
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the city I live in had to take down a big old tree on public property down the street from where I live but before they did it they stapled a sign to it giving the reason (tree was dead and rotting and was a threat to the road and power lines) and then included contact info for objections to removing it to be brought before the city and idk I know it’s not much but I just think that’s….nice. like a nice acknowledgment that people have connections to plants and particularly big old trees around where they live and should at least be able to be like Please Do Not Cut Down This Big Old Tree For A Parking Lot Or Something. their reasoning for this one was super valid and they did indeed remove the tree earlier this week but quite frankly I was just like. surprised to (at least in theory) be able to have a say in it at all lmao
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I'm studying to become a wildlife rehabber, and I'm currently hyperfocused on opossums. I've been obsessed with them. I shit you not I opened my front door to go get soda and almost stepped on him
He's very spicy which is good!! Our wildlife center opens in four hours so we'll be taking him there as soon as they open!
(dw he's in a crate with a heated rice sock and a towel to snuggle in, with room to move away from the heat if he needs to)
major contender for world's most handsome little man?!?!
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heads up! college(/grad) student au. technically mentions of death/murder but its not serious at all. girl help (<- in assignment revision hell)
"seungmin?" you slump into your chair. "if i asked you to kill me, would you do it?"
seungmin looks up, staring at you over the rim of his glasses. he glances toward your screen, frowning at the fact you're in the way before he finally leans forward in his chair. he lights up with recognition, immediately grinning at the page you've been looking at. "depends."
"not even a yes?" you scoff, rolling your eyes. "i thought you loved me."
it earns a snort from him as he rolls his chair over next to yours. "is it the same sections as last time?"
you somehow manage to slump further, like you're a balloon losing its helium. "i fixed one of them. the other one is the same, though."
"let me read it this time after you fix it," he leans forward, reading what the evaluator comments were. "i'll help."
you pull yourself back into your chair at that, straightening up. okay. if seungmin's going to give you feedback this time... then maybe you can get through this after all.
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do we remember back when pairs of actors used to get cast together in a bunch of movies bc their chemistry was good or they worked well together so they just had like three different rom-coms they starred in? the only examples i can think of rn are. well, hilariously, drew barrymore and adam sandler in both the wedding singer and fifty first dates. but also julia roberts and richard gere in both pretty woman and runaway bride? anyway. what i'm saying is, if anyone wanted to make a really really successful rom-com or two starring nicola coughlan and luke newton. i think they could. that's all
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hello!! just dropping by to say... Dandy is so cute 🍏
🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 /pos
Hello augh it's still so crazy that you followed me back! Your traditional work is so captivating like I don't even know how to describe the mood you manage to capture.
I saw you even did art of Stefano Valentini!!!! I LOVE the evil within! The second game being my favorite only because I have a soft spot for the ridiculous villian Stefano! Seeing an artistically driven villian drawn in SUCH a way was such a delight to see!!!!!!!!!
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Where Tf is my dad getting this from??? 😭
Around 2 days ago I had a discussion with my dad over if I had adhd or not because of my (VERY OBVIOUS) adhd symptoms, for context he was calling me an idiot, a dumb person, stupid, and lots more things to indicate that I am dumb like he usually says whenever I get one thing wrong (he is an echo chamber like that), but I don't believe any of what he's saying about me being stupid and I said that I have adhd (I have come to this conclusion after lots and lots of research) anD YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAID??? I AM BEING 100% SERIOUS WHEN I SAY THIS HE DENIED I HAD ADHD WHICH MAY NOT SEEM ANYTHING CRAZY OF THE SORT JUST REGULAR ABLEISM BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAID AFTER THAT??? HE SAID HE KNOWS MORE ABOUT ADHD THAN ME AND HE *TOOK A COURSE ON ADHD* HE HAS ACTUALLY SAID THAT HE TOOK A COURSE LIKE THAT AND *THE THINGS HE SAYS GETS CRAZIER FROM HERE* HE SAYS THE CAUSE OF ADHD IS THE MOBILE PHONES AND IPADS AND TABLETS AND THE CURE FOR ADHD IS NOT MEDICATION BUT ITS FREAKING M E D I T A T I O N ADHD AND NEURODIVERGENT TUMBLR I NEED HELP WHERE IS HE GETTING THIS INFORMATION WHICH PSYCHOLOGIST SAYS THIS DOES A COURSE ON ADHD ACTUALLY EXIST AND ***HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET AN ADHD DIAGNOSIS WHEN MY DAD KEEPS DENYING ALL THE PROOF OF MY ADHD I NEED SOME HELP TO PROVE MY ADHD TO HIM GUYS WHAT SHOULD I TELL HIM*** 😭😭😭
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ah fuck the whole “he looks happy to see you”/“waves happily” thing makes a perverse sort of sense if FRIEND and tree man are the same entity because of the big smile… fucking…….. i swear to god
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