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littlemisstrashcan · 3 months ago

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i hate curly apologists SO MUCH, it's always "jimmy is his friend ofc it's hard..." but they fail to notice that curly DIDN'T DOUBT that jumbo assaulted someone. when anya told him he was like "who would..." then he realized it was his *friend. he never once was like "tell me you didnt" or "she was lying right" nope. first thing that comes to his mind was "i gotta help him fix this". i love curly's character but you HAVE to admit he's not the best captain. im not asking him to lock jimmy up or straight up kill the guy (wouldve loved it tho), im asking him to, at the very least, intended to hold his friend responsible. the way he reacted when anya told him sickened me so much. and yes dont you come at me screaming "he was a victim too!!" im aware. i am very aware. however, that does not excuse his actions (or inactions) especially when it directly affected his crew.

apologies if this wasnt coherent, i didnt write this with a proper intent in mind this was just a rant or something

#curly mouthwashing #anya mouthwashing #mouthwashing #maybe im projecting but whatever #god i hate enablers #you CANNOT tell me he was surprised #shippers dni

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kingofattolia · 1 year ago

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Quinlan and Aayla are the original Anakin and Ahsoka. Quinlan being Obi-Wan's age, and Aayla being seven years older than Anakin, Quinlan is only NINE years older than her. Legends Wookieepedia says he took her as his padawan when she was 10, which is patently ridiculous. Even if we age her up to a more new-canon-consistent age, that still gives us 23yo Quinlan and his 14yo padawan. Disaster duo. Terrifying gremlin pair.

#I SAID WHAT I SAID #star wars #quinlan #aayla secura #grace for ts #OBI WAN IS STILL A PADAWAN AT THIS POINT #everyone makes constant jokes nonstop but Quinlan is THE greatest master he can possibly be #everyone else is surprised. impressed. who knew quinlan 'I Have Never Been Serious In My Life' vos had this in him?#tholme been knew #he walked straight out of his knighting to go ask Aayla to be his padawan #she crossed her arms unimpressed and said 'well it took you long enough!'#i cant believe he found her and brought her to the temple as a child. i cannot believe that storyline was allowed to exist in star wars #ITS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #the original 'the team' prototype #you cant tell me all the initiates didnt follow their latest adventures #hoping to one day be That Cool

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quakiebaka · 2 years ago

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“I’d never abandon him when he needs me”- macaque/wukong to each other at some point probably

hello lmk fandom here’s my first genuine post on the show that’s had a grip on me for the past six months. and of course its shadowpeach. oh well! thank you monkie kid for getting me back into art! season 4 has broken me!!!

#lego monkie kid #lmk macaque #six eared macaque #lmk sun wukong #lmk monkey king #shadowpeach #i cannot tell you how much I enjoyed drawing these two #drew macaque first as a warm up and wukong just came along naturally #these two see their own past friendship so much in mk and mei you cant convince me otherwise #like what was this scene supposed to mean then??? they're thinkin about it #wukong has freckles because i like the idea that they're from the sun #he is sunkissed <3 #dont be surprised if my designs for them change im workin on it!#quakie's post #quakie art

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xxplastic-cubexx · 2 months ago

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friend notoriously bad at videogames said shed play marvel rivals with me tomorrow chat if i never post after tomorrow night its because a blood vessel bursted

#marvel rivals #snap chats #AT LEAST WE’LL HAVE OUR OTHER FRIEND THERE BUT god.#she funny as hell she just suddenly called me and was like ‘i saw your twitter. do you wanna play marvel rivals tomorrow’#and then she proceeds to be like ‘wait so who do you main. other than magneto’ Motherfucker with a capital M #NO I SWEAR IM NOT A ONE TRICK i really like wanda hawkeye and jeff….#NO SHE SAID ONE MORE THING SHE WAS LIKE ‘wait are charles and magneto the same guy’ and she tries to Just Kidding her wait outta it #Note whenever she says Just Kidding she’s trying to cover her ass I PROMISE I WAS LIKE /KAYLA. BE SERIOUS./#and then she was like ‘who’s the friendlier one of the two’#and then i had to hit her with the Technically People Think Theyre Both Varying Degrees Of Asshole. however charles probably wont bite you #and THEN SHE WAS LIKE ‘ok well you should draw magneto surprising charles with jollibees’ AND I. NO SHE THINKS MY EXISTENCE SURROUNDS JB #AND THIS GAL HAD THE GAUL TO BE LIKE ‘oh do you know how to make it since its a big part of your culture’#i was flabbergasted frankly. ‘oh you guys really like jollibees so you know how to make it right’ i screamed #LIKE ????ISJAJSJSJSJ i cant stress the anomaly this girl is i wish you all could meet her so you understand me #AND LIKE SURE I LOVE JBS but she only ever mentions puto and jollibees to me like kayla. there is more to PH culture than that sjKakss #its really funny with the ??? shit she says i cant lie #she was all ‘oh is the winter soldier in the game ? you should play him hes cool :) and from jersey :) ok well his actor is but—‘ LIKE DKSKS #‘snap arent you being a little mean’ no trust and believe AND I HAVE WITNESSES #i have stupid amounts of stories with her. like she tried to excuse being dumb by sayin shes a capricorn #we’re literally both capricorns and she was born two days before me I Cannot. Do You Understand Me.#anyways. she said i should stream me playing rivals would anyone care about that #i kinda wanted to …. i think it’d be fun…. plus i miss streaming :(#ok byebye for now my bros almost home and i said id let him play so i could work on comms #i mean thats assuming he wants to play. if not uhhhhhhh #anyways BYE. ill tell yall how the game goes tomorrow night if i dont die of a stroke #again at least our other friend’ll be there so someone can laugh at my pain

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angelstrawbabie420 · 5 months ago

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SEASON 5 OF HOUSE IS SO FUCKING CRAZY

#ppl keep telling me theyre watching it now bc i wont shut up abt it and i cannot put into words how ECSTATIC that makes me #but im wondering if i shld tag spoilers now #ngl it’s such a good show even if you know things abt it it’ll still hit u #but i certainly wld rather be surprised #anyway. spoilers. season 5. the hostage situation. house handing the gun back. him nearly dying bc he’s taking methadone on top of the #vicodin. him throwing away his cane bc he’s not in pain for once. quitting the methadone bc he made one (1) mistake and can’t forgive #himself bc he has to be medically right or he has nothing.#also thirteen and foreman. im so bisexual.#cuddy and her baby. cuddy firing house for the methadone then seeing how much it helps him and offering the job back. her wanting him to #take it but house refusing #wilson and house. as always.#shoutout to kutner also. my beloved.#OUVGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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rpfisfine · 11 months ago

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youtube.com/watch?v=CDrrKAqXp2Q&t=15618s

hi, i think you should watch this hasan vod with alex and aleksa

it’s actually the same stream as when they went shopping with xqc (but before xqc arrived)

anyway, they join at about 3:51:18, and the first ten minutes (like until 4:01:28) are especially good i think, though there are some good moments throughout

also please watch aleksa at 4:09:22

hiiiiiiii thank you so much for this rec there were so many insane moments that i was forced to strip this comp back to the basics bc the file wouldve been too big otherwise but i think this should still be a pretty exhaustive selection:

the cum eating / cum retention story

"i think i wasn't ready for alex's severe and intense training regime. he ended up putting me in the hospital during one of our spars... which is nice. 😁"

hasan being glad he didn't have to fight alex + saying he looks like a ufc fighter + alex: "i feel like you would still smash me."

"[alex] looks like he grew up in dagestan punching rocks"

aleksa: "alex would just dominate me the entire time"

alex complimenting aleksa

"we weren't going that hard, it's more just [alex] got, like, the sweet spot" (??????)

alex saying he was worried he would appear weak "because hasan's so big" Okay

(my personal favorite) them discussing alex's unreal physique + aleksa saying how annoying it is when he randomly starts working out at home + calling alex a weirdo + "just go bat off like everyone else"

hasan giving alex his shirt + alex saying he looks "like a schoolchild" with rolled down sleeves

"you guys bang each other? all the time." and aleksa's intriguing reaction

aleksa's obsession with bass pro shops shirts

aleksa talking abt wanting to show hunter biden's cock on twitter to alex

#i had no idea there was like a prequel to them going shopping with xqc!!!!!!!!!!#also hasan & alex complimenting each other's bodies again and the fact that alex was agonizing over which photo to send hasan #so much so that he apparently consulted it With aleksa........he like showed him both photos & needed advice on which one to send........#ididathing #boy boy #alex apollonov #aleksa vulović #aleksa at the last timestamp you mentioned.............no way........................incredibly thinking #he looks like hes surprised alex & hasan have banged each other and didnt tell him but he also accepts it insanely quickly.#which probably or most definitely isnt what it is but thats what it looks like alright hitting post and praying that this uploads #also i cannot believe that the entire boy boy fandom is turning into like a genuine hivemind #bc triija has told me to check this stream out recently too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so of course naturally i had to.

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missunsympathetic · 1 year ago

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two Izzy/Edizzy scenes still spinning around in my head and I can't get rid of them and they are so insane like

1. Izzy's "I have love for you, Edward"

like I have it. I'm carrying it with me. It's there for you to take and I'm carrying it and it's heavy and ever-present and I don't know where to put it but I have it and I will carry it as long as I need until you take it off me. Please take it off me

2. their "You threw away your leathers, I saw you" - "of course you did"

of course you saw me. of course you watched me in my most vulnerable, private self. of course you watched me make a life-changing decision in an intimate moment. I'm not surprised you watched. I expected you to watch. I was hoping you would watch

#ofmd #ofmd s2 #izzy hands #edward teach #blackbeard #edizzy #they are literally making me go insane #they are all “I can't be with you but I cannot possibly be without you”#the whole “of course you did” was such a small moment but it literally drove me insane??#he was so unfazed. not surprised at all #ofc my rotting former first mate would watch me in my own private intimate moment and maybe. maybe this was easier than having to tell him

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thedreadvampy · 1 year ago

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like clockwork someone who's been openly a sex pest for decades gets named as a rapist and sexual predator and we all get to play the hit parade with such classics as:

oh my god oh my god did you know this industry full of rich people who are rewarded for exploitative and abusive behaviour...has an issue with rape and abuse??? CAN YOU BELIEVE THERE'S ABUSE IN THIS INDUSTRY???? (yeah man we know. we've known for quite a while actually. for longer than I've been alive for sure.)

oh my god I can't believe there are rapists among us (1 in 3 women have experienced rape, who do you think is doing it?)

but he seemed so nice! (not really tbh)

well I met him and he never raped me and like, I'm really hot so if he was really a rapist he would have (Jesus fuck get help)

is it really rape to fuck 16 year old girls when you're in your 30s? (yeah it is if you fucking rape them mate)

can't believe everyone knew but never said!!! (they literally did say and also hey imagine if you will what reasons there might be too not say anything, such as, say, it's not your story to tell and the victim had expressed a wish to not be at the centre of a whole shitstorm)

Real Victims wouldn't go to journalists they'd go to the cops!!! (hey guys I have some upsetting news about the experience of reporting rape to the cops)

This is a conspiracy to make this irrelevant celebrity look bad! (please touch grass)

it's all just a bit of fun innit (no)

and every time we all over again have to go to this place where rape is simultaneously a significant threat and common experience (agreed) but also everyone who's ever talked about being raped is lying, and nobody's ever done a rape even if there's 20 years of documented evidence and on camera confessions and also their whole public persona is 'cheeky sex pest' (fucking. what?)

and then that guy hopefully gets cancelled and people feel a bit more guilty about watching him. and then they'll go HOORAY THE EVIL IS DEFEATED WE HAVE GOT RID OF THAT GUY THAT DID THE RAPES. OUR WORK HERE IS DONE. COMEDY/FILM/MUSIC/TV IS FREE OF PREDATORS NOW

and then 6.5 seconds later allegations will come out about someone else and we will start the whole thing again from scratch OH MY GOD CAN YOU BELIEVE THERE'S ABUSE IN THIS INDUSTRY???

#red said #it gets SO under my skin like how are people STILL SURPRISED?????#like this happens SO OFTEN you canNOT still find it this unexpected???#especially when it's someone like Russell Brand who is the kind of 2000s comedian who built his entire career on predatory misogyny as a bi #like I'm sorry I'm sorry this isn't a time you so moment #but some people you're like oh that's disappointing. he seemed like he might be sound.#others though. you cannot tell me at any point in the last 20 years anyone's looked at Russell fucking Brand #and not thought at least a little bit oh this man's a fucking nonce #'russell brand predated on teenage girls for years' may be up there in the least surprising sentences I've ever heard #i have never seen a man who's more obviously used to regularly using the phrase 'I waited until her 16th birthday so it's fine'#the fucking fedora ass incorrectly loquacious cult vibes '''''ironic''''' hipster misogyny known-in-thr-scene creepster #like we all know that guy right? sometimes he's a famous comedian and sometimes he's a 38 year old musician who only ever #dates girls under 18 and hangs out at spots frequented by students trying to show off both how hip he is and how he's got Adult Money #but the vibes. the vibes. tbf a lot of those fuckers in the 2000s were probably also modelling their vibes off him also.#the looming monster of rape in the abstract

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guinevereslancelot · 5 days ago

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el oh el. just got to tell the guy who dumped me (to make more time for skiing) that yes you can ski on my property actually 😌

#which he would KNOW if he ever showed up at my house when the sun was up #i didn't tell him while we were dating bc i wanted it to be a surprise #he works a second job as a ski instructor so that he can ski for free at that mountain #but he's sooo obsessed he still wastes money skiing everywhere else #and he was sooo busy with the second job (that he doesn't really need) (and skiing in his free time)#and too tired the rest of the time #so that he never felt like seeing me and decided that he was ~too busy~ for a relationship #bc he was too busy driving to other states to go ski when he can do that 20 minutes away for free any time #anyway #my property isn't amazing amazing but he's never seen it in daylight #so didn't know that you can def downhill ski the fields and woods bc of how steep and hilly it is #also we have a beautiful view 😤#anyway i invited the group chat to come sled and he was like can i bring my skis haha #and i got to say yes actually you can. the property used to have a ski lift like 100 years ago but it's gone now 😁#i'm not mad mad at him fr but LMAO it was so fun to rub that in his face ngl #i hope he does come tomorrow but he might go actual skiing #but idk he often drives to multiple mountains across dif states to ski inna single day so he might #i think curiousity might get him and he was invited #i'm not a good enough skiier to want to do it here esp without a tow rope but he would and def could #anyway lowkey pathetic but if the only reason he regrets dumping me is for my house it's still funny lol #dude didn't know what he was giving up but i am joking he would not have dated me for such a shallow selfish reason i hope 🤣#but def better not to find out the hard way still #my family is not rich in any way but people who see our property often think we are #but it is a working farm and an old old house and barn that need lots of work etc #the maintenance and stuff and conservation easement on the land brought the price down a lot #also the realtor was lowkey shady and wanted to buy it and tried to scare everyone away from buying it and drive the price down lol #and the house needs a new septic system we cannot afford at all and a new roof we also cannot afford #but it looks really cute and has a view so people see it and go: 🤯#but when dating a new person i didn't want to give him the wrong idea so i didn't say anything #bc i wanted to know he liked me for me not for anything else. but now i know he doesn't <3

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mad-hunts · 5 months ago

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send me a ✧ and i’ll bold all that apply to your muse! (with italics as a 'sometimes' option because i'm a rule-breaker and things may depend on the situation).

i would kill you. ✧ i would physically hurt you. ✧ i would attack you unprovoked. ✧ i would manipulate you. ✧ i dislike you. ✧ you annoy me. ✧ you scare me. ✧ you intimidate me. ✧ i hope i intimidate you. ✧ i pity you. ✧ you disgust me. ✧ i hate you. ✧ i’m indifferent toward you. ✧ i’d like to get to know you better. ✧ i’d like to spend more time with you. ✧ i’d like to be friends with you. ✧ i’m unsure what to think of you. ✧ i’m unsure how I feel about you. ✧ you are my friend. ✧ you are my best friend. ✧ you are my mentor. ✧ i look up to you. ✧ i respect you. ✧ you are my hero. ✧ you inspire me. ✧ you are my enemy. ✧ you make me happy. ✧ i want to protect you. ✧ i would fight by your side. ✧ i consider you an equal. ✧ i think you are beneath me. ✧ i think you are above me. ✧ i would lie for you. ✧ i would lie to you. ✧ i would sleep with you. ✧ i would sleep by your side. ✧ i would hug you. ✧ i would kiss you. ✧ you are family to me. ✧ i would die for you. ✧ i would kill for you. ✧ i would trust you with my life. ✧ i would trust you with my most precious belonging. ✧ i would trust you with a secret. ✧ i would trust you with my biggest / darkest secret. ✧ i love you (platonically). ✧ i love you (romantically).

#sifonie #OOH BOYYY. the mixed nature of this is... JSJSJ i'm sorry about barton ramone he is justtt. Not the best person even around people-#he likes / cares about sometimes NGL and a lot of his relationships if not all of them are (unfortunately) unstable to at least a small-#degree. though of course i'm not trying to justify his behavior at all here... i just think that barton literally Cannot Help himself-#whenever it comes to manipulating people to the point where he may even do it unconsciously sometimes as terrible as that might sound 💀#and as for the whole 'you scare me' thing i think this just applies in the context of sibyl technically having the power to like. Kill him-#if they wanted to even if they wouldn't considering that they are like siblings to each other you know? and barton is naturally a-#distrustful person SO that also adds to him feeling a bit scared of them at times i think ahahhh.#but that's enough of talking about the negative stuff!! let's talk about how barton sees sibyl as an equal and would die for them...#because i honestly that serves as SUCH a dichotomy to the first thing's that i highlighted here and normally those thing's-#probably wouldn't coexist within the same person but if there is one thing that barton is - it's surprising in regards to how complex-#he can make his relationships with people JSJSJ LMAO but barton wanting to protect them is also? kind of sweet as well?? like OMG #plus the fact that they make him happy is 😭 it's really kind of touching in my humble opinion.#now if only barton didn't feel the need to LIE and still manipulate people sometimes even when he likes them...#then we'd be golden but i guess that would be asking for too much from him JSJSJ #not me talking as if he's real 😂 nooo but this was seriously really fun to fill out so thank you for sending this prompt to me ramone!!#and i hope i was able to shed a little more light on their relationship from barton's side of thing's bc i feel like it can be hard to tell #what barton truly thinks about someone even when i'm writing him in the 'stream of consciousness' style haha #also the italics is a 'maybe' in this case so it doesn't apply all the time!!

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ivan-fyodorovich-k · 5 months ago

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well lots to think about there

#I think...#it's good to come right out and say that turning back the clock is not the solution #i think that's accurate #the idea that you can have women kind of emerge as serious players in the last couple generations and then just snatch it away #not only is it cruel it's patently ridiculous #that said some of the concluding bits #I don't know #I wonder #is there an appetite for that kind of irenic posture?#it seems hard for one to adopt that yes-also posture you can be interested in women's liberation and also acknowledge this other problem et #he says something about how when you look at the 'traditional' way of thinking about gender issues and the traditional direction #you can't be surprised if all you have to offer men is to tell them how horrible they are or just to sign them up as allies #they just look elsewhere #i've felt that way about it for a long time #i've spent my whole life hearing about what utter garbage men are from every corner #not in the least from women telling me all the things Men have done to them #there's just no possible coherent response i can imagine #i've been increasingly worried as my sons get older that all i really have to offer them is an admonition not to be a rapist #and perhaps more broadly to get out of the way of women #this is the feeling among all the academics i know #put your tail between your legs submit smile no matter what they say about you and they do say some hurtful things and laugh #or else #again #this non-starter solution to just become some wild misogynist provocateur #I guess the stated goal of this guy's work isn't so much to establish solutions as it is facts #I do wonder what the solution could be #i sympathize with the desire to check out #oh I also cannot imagine any kind of positivity about fatherhood that would land or ring true or anything like that #however essential they find the presence of fathers to be #but that's another discussion

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vvelegrin · 6 months ago

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another funny thing is how every single thing produced or written by a doctor on something that is not commonly diagnosed is like, come on, we're trying!!!! remember that we're trying!!! if a doctor doesn't have the information you need, it's not necessarily their fault, they're working with whta they have :(((( come oooonnnn, it's probably that doctor's birthday, he's just a little doctor birthday boy. you're going to be mad at him on his birthday? wow. did you know every doctor was born on the same day so when you are mad at one you're mad on ALL of our birthdays? we're trying!!!! remember that we're trying!!!! we don't have the resources!!!! and we're not going to look for them <3