#yoteposting

[glittermutt]

i get really happy > i howl > i get really happy > i howl > i get really happy > i h

[plateaus-canyon]

i have lobotomy corporation now. wish me good luck

[maruzumbi]

you think you're cooler than me

[mattinqq]

Get the fuck out his face ! ‘Cause he’s the craziest bitch !!

[canyon-of-chaos]

Ive been upset for so long. And then. I realized. Wait i can just call myself a maned wolf. The only person stopping me is me. So anyways im an anthro maned wolf and a human. Also maybe a coyote. At the same time?? Yeah ig 👍

Also i found out ockin was a real thing. I used to think of myself physically as my sona and i still do. this is me now :)

I still feel very human, i don't get any shifts or urges yet beyond wagging my hand like a tail, but not being able to call myself a therian made me sort of stressed for a while so i'm running with it

I still have impostor syndrome over this though. Worried i'm just lying and im actually just some random furry sneaking into a place i'm not supposed to be in

[yotedragon]

Perhaps the most overlooked law of mathematics is that when you multiply any number by coyotes, you get bitten.

[canis-latransbian]

In spite of everything, Canis Latrans persists.

[laika-the-bitch]

Shouldn't it be "yotposting" if you pronounce coyote like that?

[yoteposting]

EVERY TIME I YOTEPOST WE LOSE

[glittermutt]

i want to howl so bad rn. it'd fix me

[plateaus-canyon]

guardians of ga’hoole audiobook is cool but tbh i’m not sure if i should listen to the wolves of the beyond ones in my online library,, they feel like they might be too monotone but it’s the only way i can read em since Sora (the book website) doesn’t have many xenofiction books

though why do all of the songs in the gahoole audiobooks sound so slow-

also the scary stories for young foxes audiobooks are AWESOME, pretty sure the author did them as well. though Scary Stories depicts an abusive relationship in the first book so uhhh trigger warning about that.

speaking of cool xenofiction, I LOVE VARJAK PAW. martial arts cats!!!

[mattinqq]

I love these two so much. 💖

Cameron and Devon are from Arches the VN.

[plateaus-canyon]

Random character rambling in the middle of the night, about my beloathed (my favorite) character

Okay so Affogato's like- the king's right hand, right? The king probably trusted him a bit by the events of chpt 13-14. How long had he been planning his coup for?? Bcs it could have taken years.

Only to lose to some kids (and an irresponsible adult) who probably weakened him to the point of being unable to fight against Dark Cacao and Caramel Arrow. Ya know, i'd be pretty angry too if a project i was working on for years was cancelled.

Maybe that whole monologue he did after being defeated really did make a lot of sense

(Yeah the 'project' in question is murder but cmon, world forbid anyone do anything fun these days)

This is very short but also i can't think of much else to say. Canyon out

[plateaus-canyon]

In a shocking twist of fate Laifa has not only not favorited a fan-favorite character but also dislyked the fan favorite. Who wouldda guessed

Spoilers fyr episode teach/corrupt below (i think? Also the 1 before that)

Anyway im not a fan of qimir. Its not even because of character personality or anything im just mad that he killed Jecki and (also because i knew they purposefully wanted him to be simped for (don't like that word but eh its the best i got))

I am very petty

[plateaus-canyon]

i was wrong 😔 carrow didn’t get more character :(

anyway i’m annoyed by how she canonically acts, her whole character seems to be orbiting around the king still

i could do better and frankly i SUCK at characterization so this is such a low bar to cross

i hope we can see her on her own at some point in time! since she’s a pretty popular character i think they could make it real

[plateaus-canyon]

it’s summer. its time. look out world Affogato Cookie ‘talking’ character essay is coming (if i manage to work on it)