#CoyotePosting

[one-ina-krillion]

the comically elaborate boobie trap i left outside has caused 48 injuries ⁉️ this doin numbers . . .

[unhingedlesbear]

This picture is me but specifically tonight

And many other nights but tonight rn

[yotedragon]

Perhaps the most overlooked law of mathematics is that when you multiply any number by coyotes, you get bitten.

[stickshift-bitemark]

grrrr i ordered a new collar on saturday im so excitedddd

[chai-en-kaadhale]

sometimes i look up into the sky and then I look down again

[plateaus-canyon]

I'm sorta peeved by the fact that current my favorite character is often sexualized by the fandom. I know people can do whatever they like, but like- i can also complain about it

Im not taghing this character bcs i don' want anyone who does this to find me. If anyone goes through my blog long enough you can prolly guess though

Anyway take an exasperated doodle of me

[elkingart]

Coyote

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[mudstoneabyss]

Accidentally coyoteposts to the wrong blog. enjoy him!

[badassque]

Can't sleep. Coyoteposting. Not sorry.

[lifeinthegladhouse]

coyote and crows, is just southern urban americana wolf n ravens for me

omen by mellowcollie

[lifeinthegladhouse]

had a dream that we lived in the country, in a strange new house that was hard to afford and tiny. we had a small yard fenced off with wire and i frequently had to shoo a baby coyote.

[ferrettaur]

Sorry for the coyote spam but he’s good and one of my mutuals was also coyoteposting

[lifeinthegladhouse]

they will want you to disappear. you are an obstacle for their blind convenience. they cannot kill you. you will come back one hundred fold, in their cities, in their forests, in their plains and deserts and parks.

[lizardhawthorne]

I would like to apologize to any and everyone for that massive coyoteposting bout. I just absolutely had to get every single coyote not rb'd prior onto my account.

[elkingart]

Coyote

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[lifeinthegladhouse]

Yo where tf do y'all be getting some of the weirdest shit. like 'dried toads'? where? Honest question.

Riot magic tip: Coyote bones and coyote powder are the shit for rioters. Get some coyote teeth or claws, maybe powder that stuff, or buy some of the coyote spirit powder from a local botanica and give it to your rioter friends or use yourself if going to riots. The stuff usually wards off the law, makes you unconquerable, and allows you to slip past others. The typical trickster attributes you want.