#yoi made them the lil guy

[sharks31]

Tension

ace x f!reader

MDNI! 18+ content below the cut

cw: a lil angst, marco being marco, oral (f!receiving), unprotected sex, creampie

wc: 3.3k

It had always been there, the tension between you and Ace. No matter how many guys you hooked up with or how many women you watched him leave bars with, it always remained. It could’ve been resolved by now, in your personal opinion. All you guys needed to do was fuck it out of your systems. But for some reason you had never been able to place, Marco stepped in the way every single time it looked like you might finally resolve the biting tension.

Until one day, it all finally made sense. In the past, you’d never been sober enough the night of or bold enough the next day to ask him why. But on this particular night, as you watched Ace leave the bar with a new woman from this random island, it finally clicked. Having arrived later than the rest of the crew, you hadn’t had quite as much to drink as you normally would’ve by this point, and for the first time it hurt to watch Ace walk out the door with the pretty blonde draped around his waist.

Your eyes widening in realization, you looked over to see Marco already watching you with a soft expression on his face from his seat next to you. He knew you finally realized it, realized the gravity of the situation. It was never just sexual tension to you. You genuinely liked Ace. As more than just a friend or a potential hookup. And it hurt more than you ever would’ve thought to see him walk out with someone else.

“Let’s get you back to the ship yoi.” he muttered, sliding an arm around your shoulders and scooting you out of the booth. You couldn’t respond, in a state of shock over this new revelation, not even noticing when Marco whispered back and forth with Thatch and Izou, all three of them frowning, before he led you out of the bar.

After a silent walk back to the Moby Dick, your eyes finally lifted from the ground as Marco led you to your bedroom door. Almost as soon as the door opened, the shock lifted and the tears started. Upon hearing your choked sob, Marco lifted you up and carried you over to your bed as you clutched onto his shirt and sobbed into his chest. “H-how did I … I not know?” you finally whispered out in between sobs.

“I knew. I saw the way you looked at him even if you didn’t realize it.” he whispered back. “I stopped you all those times because of it. I knew he wouldn’t consider it anything more than a hook-up and I was trying to protect you. I’m sorry you figured it out like this yoi.”

The sobs only wracked your body harder in response as he laid back against your head board and rubbed circles on your back as you curled into him. Listening to his heart beat and trying to control your breathing, the exhaustion set into your body as your eyes started to close.

“Stay, please Marco. I can’t be alone right now.” you muttered as your consciousness started to slip.

“I’m not going anywhere (Y/N). You’ll be okay yoi. Get some rest.”

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Rolling over when the headache split through your sleepiness, you were thoroughly confused to feel another body next to you. Peeling your eyes open, you came face to face with Marco’s chest as he slept soundly next to you, still in his clothes from the night before. The headache only seemed to get worse as the memories flooded back and you were faced with the reality of a new day.

Marco’s eyes fluttered open only a moment later to the sight of tears already starting to gather in the corners of your eyes, immediately pulling you into him when you started to cry softly, pain throbbing through your temples in response.

“It’ll be alright yoi. Let’s get up so you can get a shower and we can get some breakfast, yeah?”

You nodded against his chest, tears dissolving into stuttered breaths before you began to untangle yourselves and climb out of bed. Stepping over to your dresser, you grabbed some new clothes and a towel before following Marco out of the room and down the hall.

You nodded your assent that you would find Marco in his room after your shower as you turned and padded into the women’s bathroom, immediately cranking the heat all the way up in an attempt to banish the headache and lingering feeling of tears that enveloped you. Standing and staring at the wall, your mind began to run through the possibilities of how on earth you were going to face Ace. Would everything be normal? Would you be able to handle everything being normal? No. Probably not. But what choice did you have? He didn’t know the truth, and you never wanted him to know the truth. Finally, with a shaky exhale, you exited the shower as the water started to grow cold, quickly drying off and clothing yourself before peering into the foggy mirror to assess the bags that had undoubtedly formed under your eyes.

Grumbling about how swollen your eyes looked, you finally sauntered down the hall to Marco’s room, finding the door already open as he sat at his desk pouring over some paperwork while he waited.

Looking up, he smiled softly. “Come on, let’s go get you some breakfast before it gets cold yoi. I’ll have Thatch brew you some fresh coffee.”

Nodding, you muttered a rather hoarse “okay” as he guided you down to the mess hall and straight through to the kitchen, missing the pair of eyes that trailed your figures your entire way through the room.

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Marco had stuck by your side the entire day, occasionally switching out with Thatch or Izou if he was needed for something. You were grateful, having avoided Ace thanks to them keeping you busy, although he plagued your thoughts regardless of his absence.

But, you couldn’t avoid him the entire day, much to your dismay. After seeking shelter in the kitchen while Thatch cooked dinner, you ambled into the mess hall to join Marco and Izou only to find Ace sitting across the table from them with Deuce. Sliding into the seat between the two commanders, you kept your eyes down on your plate as Ace rambled on about something funny somebody had done earlier in the day. Normally, you’d be listening and laughing along with the rest of them, if you could’ve bared to even look in his direction you probably would’ve been.

After poking around at your food for awhile, Marco nudged you with an expectant stare when you finally lifted your head.

“Huh?”

“You tuned out yoi. Deuce asked you a question.”

Fixing you eyes on Deuce as you turned, you flushed slightly as you asked him to repeat the question.

“I only asked if you had any exciting conquests this week on the island. You always seem to have good stories,” he responded with a chuckle laced in his words.

Your whole body tensed as you fought to keep from glancing at Ace, wanting to know how he had reacted to such a question. Feeling Marco rest a hand on your shoulder, some of the tension dissipated as you forced a chuckle, “No no, not this week. Nobody exciting in that bar at least.”

“Oh come on! I totally saw someone you would go for the other night! You totally would’ve jumped at that guy!”

Fighting the urge to glare back at Deuce as he prolonged the conversation, you waved your hand dismissively, simply saying he probably wasn’t all that interesting. Thankfully, Izou jumped to your rescue by steering the conversation onto Deuce’s own escapades in the past week, as he was more than happy to start rambling on about all the women he’d managed to sweet talk into bed.

As your eyes returned to your plate, you missed the glare shared between Marco and Ace, a mix of questioning and warning from both men as they turned away from one another again.

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Walking back to your room that night with Marco, you thought about how on earth you were going to face Ace on your own in the coming days. When you finally reached the door, he turned to you with a soft smile, “You gonna be alright tonight yoi?”

“Yeah yeah, I’ll be okay. Thank you for everything Marco.”

He wrapped you up in a hug, chin rested on top of your head, “Of course yoi. Get some rest. My door’s unlocked if you need me”

You muttered back a thank you and unwrapped yourself before you turned to open your door, walking in and shutting it behind you as you heard him walk down the hall. Stripping down to your underwear and throwing on a big t-shirt you’d undoubtedly stolen from one of the boys, you settled into the mattress as the stress and exhaustion of the day set in, pulling your eyes shut almost immediately. Without enough time for your mind to wander, you settled into sleep quickly, nestled in the numerous blankets piled up on your bed.

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Not even an hour later, Ace stood outside your room staring at your door. Debating with himself, he tried to decide whether he should knock or just go back to his own room and get some rest. Nearly five minutes later, his fist finally raised to the door as he rapped on it softly.

“(Y/N)? Are you awake?” he called out, pushing your door open when you didn’t respond. Upon laying eyes on your sleeping figure, he slipped into the room and planted himself in the chair next to your bed. Watching your body rise and fall as you laid on your side facing away from him, he sighed, trying to decide if it was worth waking you up. Before he could make a decision, his head dropped back as he fell asleep himself.

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Slowly waking up, you groaned when you opened your eyes and realized it was still dark outside. Fluttering your eyes back shut, you settled back into the mattress before furrowing your brows when you registered that there was, in fact, someone snoring in your room. Jolting up, you were shocked to find Ace knocked out in the chair next to you, head leaned back as he slept soundly in what had to be one of the most uncomfortable positions ever. Blinking to make sure you weren’t hallucinating, you reached out and flicked him on the forehead, hard, in a bid to wake him up.

Shooting up in his chair, he looked bewildered, immediately hissing at you “Ow! What the fuck was that for?”

“Me? What the fuck are you doing? Why are you even in here in the middle of the night?” you seethed back, not nearly awake enough to contend with facing him in that moment.

Rubbing the spot where you flicked him, Ace muttered something unintelligible into the darkness of the room.

“You gotta speak up bud. What the fuck are you doing in here?”

“I just came to ask you why the hell you avoided me all day! You didn’t talk to me a single time, you wouldn’t even look at me at dinner!” he nearly shouted back, clearly frustrated.

Shrinking into yourself, you quickly shot back “I wasn’t avoiding you. I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

“Oh come on. This is ridiculous. If this is about last night then I don’t understand what you’re so worked up about.”

You froze, staring at him unblinking for a moment before muttering “Last night?” under your breath.

“Yes last night!” he snapped. “First I have to hear from Deuce this morning that you left the bar with Marco last night only to find the two of you in bed together! And then neither of you will even look at me all day? Why the fuck would you two not just talk to me?”

You eyes widened, “Woah woah woah I didn’t sleep with Marco, don’t be ridiculous. He’s like my older brother.” you muttered, adding “that’s gross” under your breath with a grimace.

Ace rolled his eyes with a huff, “Oh please. You expect me to believe that you just ended up with Marco in your bed after leaving the bar early with him yesterday? Hard to believe with your track record.”

“You shut your fucking mouth. You know nothing you intrepid asshole.” you seethed. “I left with Marco because I was upset by you! You leaving with that stupid fucking blonde wrapped around you. So don’t give me jack shit about my track record you dickhead!”

Your eyes shot wide as you watched Ace’s brows furrow in response to what you said. Oh shit, I just said that out loud. What the fuck do I say now?

“Okay,” he muttered, confusion evident on his face, “so you didn’t sleep with Marco. But why were you upset about me leaving with some random blonde girl? How is this any different from normal?”

Weighing your options in your head, none of them seemed good right now. So, in your state of sleep delirium (at least that’s what you chose to believe), you went with honesty. After a deep breath, you finally responded, “Because I like you Ace. I didn’t realize until last night. Usually I’m too drunk to think about it when you leave with some random girl and I leave after with some random guy. But it hurt last night. I didn’t know before.”

The tears started to fall as you shook your head when you took in his dumbfounded expression. You curled in on yourself as he sat there and stared at you, unmoving and unblinking in the darkness.

“You … you like me? You mean it?” he finally whispered. As soon as your head nodded, he launched out of the chair, planting his hands on either side of your face and crashing his lips into yours. Your eyes widened for a moment before you instinctually started to kiss him back, whining when he pulled away to look at you.

“I’ve liked you for ages you moron. I only hooked up with random girls all the time because I thought I had no shot with you. I. Like. You. So. Much.” he whispered, punctuating each word of the final sentence with a kiss. Your tears became tears of joy as you pulled him back into your lips, allowing him to nudge his tongue into your mouth as you fell back on your bed and he settled on top of you. His lips trailed down to your neck as he started to grind his bulge against you, eliciting a breathy moan.

“God I don’t think I’ll ever get enough of you (Y/N). This doesn’t feel real.”

Yanking him back up to look him in the eyes, you slid you hand underneath his waist band to palm at his rapidly hardening cock. “Oh it’s real babe.” you snickered when his head dropped to your collarbone with a moan as you stroked his length.

“Lose this fucking shirt right now.”

Your hand retreated as he ripped your shirt over you head, immediately setting his lips to your collarbone in a trail of hickeys and bringing his hands up to tweak you nipples. His hips started to roll against your thigh as he trailed his lips down your sternum, before slowly moving his way down to your inner thighs. Bringing his fingers up to your cunt over your panties, he relished in the wet spot already starting to seep through.

“So wet for me already. What do you say we lose these?” he drawled with a smirk on his face as he snapped your waistband. With a gasp and an adamant nod from you, he hooked his fingers through them and dragged them down your legs, tossing them somewhere in the room as he settled back down in front of you. Eyes locked onto yours, you held your breath as Ace leaned forward and flicked his tongue up your slit, curling around your clit and groaning at your taste. You moaned out as he suddenly dove in, licking and sucking at the bundle of nerves as if it was his last meal.

“O-oh my god Ace oh my god.” you nearly whimpered as your hand trailed down to settle into his hair, the other fisting at the sheets below you as he brought two fingers up to your entrance, slipping them in with ease from how wet you were. The coil in your core was tightening rapidly as his fingers pumped inside you while his tongue continued its assault on your clit. The groan he let out in response to you pulling his hair vibrated through you, snapping the coil without warning as your thighs tightened around his head. Eliciting a nearly guttural moan from you, Ace’s tongue lapped up everything you had to give him.

When your back finally flattened back onto the bed, Ace had already stripped himself of the rest of his clothes and was now hovering over you, face glistening with your slick as he looked down at you with a nearly sinister smirk. “You taste better than I could’ve ever imagined.” Settling himself down onto you, tip prodding at your entrance, he brought his mouth down to your own, immediately forcing his tongue into your mouth to let you taste yourself.

Finally pushing in, his breath hitched as your back arched and a moan escaped you, his hips quickly coming flush with yours as he snapped forward. Ace threw his head back as he brought your legs up over his shoulders, nearly putting you into a mating press as his cock nudged at your cervix. “So tight baby. God I’m going to fuck you into this mattress,” he muttered bringing his head down into your neck as his hips started to roll into yours experimentally. Bringing your hands over his shoulders, your nails digging into his back as he started to pick up the pace. He quickly started driving you into the mattress with what seemed to be almost all of the strength he could muster, planting blooming hickeys along your neck in the process.

Your legs slipped off his shoulders, only to wrap tightly around his waist as he continued to fuck into you like his life depended on it. The slapping of skin and both of your moans and groans rang throughout the room as Ace brought his hands up to yank your hips closer, watching your tits bounce as he fucked you.

The coil in your stomach began to tighten again, rapidly driving you towards the brink from the sheer force with which he rammed your g-spot. “A-ace ‘m so close p- fuck - please.”

“I got you love. C’mon (Y/N). Cum with me.” His fingers trailed down to your clit and started drawing fast circles on the swollen bud as his pace started to stutter, rapidly driving you both to the edge as you tightened around him. Ace’s hips snapped forward hard one final time as he spilled inside you with a low moan hidden in your neck, triggering your own release. He rocked his hips back and forth a few times to prolong both of your highs, planting his lips to your neck as the pleasure coursed through you.

Panting as his body slumped against yours, you brought your hand up to run your fingers through his hair as you both basked in the afterglow. Picking his head up, Ace leaned up to kiss you as he slid his softening cock out of you with a hiss, fighting the urge to fall asleep as he got up to pick up your shirt and his boxers.

“You know this is my shirt right?” he asked with a raised eyebrow and knowing grin. You grumbled in response, turning away with a blush coating your cheeks as he snickered and pulled the shirt over your head in spite of your muttering. “C’mere.” he muttered, pulling you into his chest as he flopped back onto your bed, yanking you over to settle against his chest as he traced his fingers over your hip.

“You’re mine now y’know. Not letting anyone else touch you. Marco included.” Ace suddenly whispered against your hair. You snickered in response “I can’t believe you were jealous of Marco of all people. As if. He’s always just been my brother Ace.”

“Yeah yeah whatever. Go to sleep so we can see the look on his face in the morning.” You laughed in response, realizing he had fallen asleep immediately after muttering the last word. With a soft smile, you nestled into his chest and let sleep claim you again, this time much more contently with Ace finally in your arms.

a/n: shawty🙇🏻‍♀️ i had way too much fun writing this one

[shenenenigans]

guess who once again…

also it think i found the actual alnst font it’s dune rise and if its not then. idk it looks pretty similar to me so i used that this time.. also i gave up completely on the alnst style can you tell

NUMA IS NOT MY OC HE IS @spcells OC FROM AFTERTASTE!!!!! march made numa. i made xael. we mushed them together like dolls. we created aftertaste plotline. and now im writing it and adding more stuff. i co-own this oc for alien stage!! PROOFIES THAT I HAVE PERMISSION FOR THIS BTW

info!!!

xael’s not friend not lover not enemy from aftertaste

but their relationship is sweeter in alnst. also in aftertaste im so serious they are not canon but i act like they are even if i know it would actually genuinely never happen

yaoi not toxic! but doomed!

numa is actually quite different than the emo ass cannibal he is in aftertaste because the Horrors haven’t happened

sorry march i took creative liberties with this one

numa cannot taste anything! he mainly focuses on the textures of food and how they feel in his mouth.

his main sport is soccer, but he plays so many it’s really hard to keep track

lived a rather nice life before anakt, pretty happy overall

probably will talk to anyone and everyone he can

THE HORRORS THE HORRORS THE HORRORS THE HORRORS THE HORRORS THE HORRORS THE HORRORS

if ivan and mizi had a child raised by till sorry i have no idea how to explain

he and xael are actually in a romantic relationship in this because if they can’t be canon in aftertaste because i refuse to do it there they will be canon everywhere else

still a cannibal!

generally a nice guy who’s kinda outgoing and friendly

and determined to live

like really determined its a little bit of a problem can i be honest

wild past with xael btw but dw about it!

he/him pronouns 😚 hes bisexual i think um. i need to ask march for confirmation. i forgot. mb.

I LOVE YOU MARCH!!!!!!!!!! HIII HI HIIII HIHI HIIIII HIII MARCH HIIIIIIIIII THANK YOI FOR LETTING ME DO THIS IM JUMPINH UP AND DOWN I HOPE I DID YOJR LIL GUY RIGHT. THAJN YOU.

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Tag Game

I was tagged by no one and simply shamelessly stole it cuz I wanted to play! <3 Tag ppl if you wish, consider yourself tagged if you want to play. Tagging with no pressure: @momentofmemory, @azraeldoesnotdispute, @spikeface, @illbeintheend, @domesticated-feral, @letthestorieslive

1. How many works do you have on ao3?

187

2. What’s your total ao3 word count?

470, 949

3. What fandoms do you write for?

Currently: Teen Wolf In general: Yuri on Ice, La Femme Nikita, Nikita, Animorphs, Supernatural, The Slayers and whatever trips my fancy at the time

4. What are your top five fics by kudos?

No Matter What Yuri on Ice, a/b/o dark fic, 845 kudos

Patience , second in the same series, 324 kudos

Mutual Affliction, fourth in above the series, 296 kudos

And I Would Do Anything for Love, YOI bad guys made them do it, 225 kudos

No Matter Where, even darker variation of No Matter What, 224 kudos

5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

I do! Sometimes you become frens when you chat about fic with people. Sometimes I only have the emotional energy for an emoji, but I can't even begin to explain how happy a lil comment makes me.

6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending?

It's a tie, but since no Teen Wolf fics make my top ten, I'll go with:

Deucalion's Progeny , a very dark Scott whump fic ft truedemon

7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending?

Scott is the Best Dad: This series is ENTIRELY scira fluff, pack feels, Yukimura family feels and just all around everything being adorable

8. Do you get hate on fic?

I have one, that I won't share, from ages ago that has a lot of hate. It was deserved since I was trolling and the fic was really bad. 🤣

9. Do you write smut?

Yess! Someone has to be out here making sure Scott gets all of the filthy sex he deserves.

10. Do you write crossovers?

I do if I want to explore both fandoms! La Femme Nikita/Nikita crossovers are so fun to me.

11. Have you ever had a fic stolen?

Can't imagine anyone bothering. I have a v niche appeal 😅

12. Have you ever had a fic translated?

No one has offered, but if anyone wanted to, I'd be beyond stunned and flattered.

13. Have you ever co-written a fic before?

@illbeintheend and I have started several and even finished one.

14. What’s your all-time favorite ship?

I didn't think I had one, until Truedemon. Something about Scott/Deucalion just resonates with me.

15. What’s a wip you want to finish but probably won’t?

I started a scileo fic a while back about Stiles finding Theo at a BDSM club with Deucalion and being realllly into watching Theo get spanked. It eventually becomes Steo, and then they both realized that they are really interested more in Scott. But Scott is busy with school all the time and couldn't possibly like them. But actually Scott would really like Stiles to spank him, please. And eventually they get there.

16. What are your writing strengths?

I can churn out a lot of mediocre fic very quickly. I have tons of ideas and am very creative. I can do a fairly decent short fic and you can feel that I love the source material and characters I write for in my fics.

17. What are your writing weaknesses?

Long fic with cohesive themes and plots.

18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic?

I have a lot. Generally, unless it's obvious what the words are from context, necessary for the reader not to understand the language with the character, or making a point to explore a character's cultural roots: "Ah, yes please," Satomi said in Japanese, is the easiest way to handle it. To me.

19. First fandom you wrote for?

Technically Star Wars in a spiral bound notebook. Shared online: Animorphs.

20. Favorite fic you’ve written?

This is hard. I'm picking this one because it was really hard to write and I just reread it. And even though it has only 32 kudos it's GOOD. Equivalent Exchange: I wrote this for the first scottuary, it's about Noshiko and Scott developing a relationship. It's about gift giving and mentorship and Noshiko's views on Scott as a leader. It's thoughtful and I think a really nice look at both of them. And imo, easily one of my most underrated fics.

[sanaexus]

social's as kaiser's girlfriend

-liked by alexis.ness, isaichii and 124.5k others

yourusername: wow omgomg THE micheal kaiser is my gf?!?!?!

tagged: mikka.kaiser

eita.otoya: not only did you call him your gf yoi spetl his name wrong too lol ↳yoursername: BOY STFU IT WAS AUTOCORRECT ↳mikka.kaiser: wow ↳rin.itoshi: you* spelt* ↳karasu_tabito: from the "world's best striker" to "world's best typo police" such an upgrade ↳mikka.kaiser: TFYM I'M THE BEST?? ↳isaichii: ain't no way ↳mikka.kaiser: kys this message was removed for going against our community guidelines ↳isaichii: bitch square up i'll fight you this messaged was removed for going against our community guidelines ↳mikka.kaiser: fuck yourself this messaged was removed for going against our community guidelines ↳isaichii: nah but i fuck your mom this messaged was removed for going against our community guidelines ↳yourusername: THAT'S SO RUDE?? BOY STFU BFR I PULL UP AND GYN DOWN YOUR HOUSE ↳mikka.kaiser: who the FUCK KEEPS REMOVING MY MESSAGES ↳oliver.aiku: what the fuck there's a limit to reporting people each day?? ↳isaichii: IT WAS YOU??? ↳oliver.aiku: i'm js a bit silly 🎀💅

megubachi: *gasp* KAISER NOT BEING AN ASSHOLE (NOT CLICKBAIT GONE WRONG 🙀😱💯) ↳yourusername: he's a lil baby 🥺 ↳kuniisuke: if the baby was 6'0 and was a sweaty man who kicked balls around and also was kinda sorta violent ↳hiyori: JUST SAY HE PLAYED SOCCER ↳mikka.kaiser: I PLAY FOOTBALL . FOOT AND BALL. ↳shiidoryu: i can use my foot on your balls ↳sae_itoshi: who let bro cook ↳user1: HELLO?? IS SAE FINALLY GENZ-ING???

mikka.kaiser: you're so cute ↳yourusername: have i told you how perfect you are? ↳mikka.kaiser: a couple hundred times but you can go on and say it again ↳reo.miikage: oh god please don't increase his already over inflated ego ↳yourusername: didn't you have to have like a big ego to play football idk that's what that creepy tall skinny bowlcut man said think his name was jintopi or something ↳chigi.who: bro just called noel noa's rival jintopi ↳kenyu.yukimiya: ego jinpachi* close enough ↳ego.jinpachi: fuck off ↳nagi.seishiro: is he noel noa's rival or is noel noa his rival? ↳nikkoki: is he ego jinpachi because he's noel noa's rival or is he noel noa's rival because he's ego jinpachi

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mikka.kaiser: i am gau

tagged: yourusername

julian.loki: that caption was not from michael that was y/n stealing his phone ↳yourusername: BOO HOO PARTY POOPER YOU TOLD ME IT WAS A GOOD IDEA AND THEN I GAVE YOU ROBUX TOO?? LIKE ↳julian.loki: you gotta do what you gotta do for robux mate ↳yourusername: aren't you like rich as fuck? ↳julian.loki: yes and? ↳megubachi: CAN YOU GUYS STOP USING ARI LYRICS BC APPARENTLY ITS WEIRD FOR ME TO CONTINUE THE LYRICS BUT THEN HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIKE NOT CONTINUE THEM?!?1?11 ↳chigi.who: bro had no problems so he made up his own problems

mikka.kaiser: so this was the important reason you need my phone for? ↳yourusername: i'm sorry :( ↳mikka.kaiser: cuddles can make up for it btw ↳yourusername: i'm coming ↳itoshi_sae: ON DEEZ NUTS ↳shoei_barou: what the fuck happened to him?

oliver.aiku: we got sae genz-ing and using deez nuts joke bfr gta 6 ↳yourusername: that was me i stole his phone for "important" reasons ↳nikkoki: y/n stealing everyone's phone to do the most random shi is my roman empire fr ↳yourusername: im js a girl

itoshi_sae: y/n you better fucking run. and run fast. ↳yourusername: i have balls of steel i'm not scared 😎 ↳rin.itoshi: sure you aren't ↳yourusername: rin in his mean girl asshole era 🎀💅😝 ↳isaichii: bro has been in his mean girl asshole era since forever

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yourusername: mihya in his green flag era?

tagged: mikka.kaiser

reo.miikage: blink twice if you're being held at gun point to say that ↳yourusername: no bc he's a lil cutie patootie to me 🥺 ↳user3: y/n really said "i can change him" and fr changed him ↳yourusername: professional manifester btw

alexis.ness: picture credits for the second picture?? i nearly died bc that man was too busy admiring you?? ↳yourusername: bro i just wanted to see where my fry fell ↳alexis.ness: my fries* not only did you lose my fry you made me nearly lose my life too ↳yourusername: mb bro

shiidoryu: @/rin.itoshi @/itoshi_sae why don't you two look at me like that 💔💔 ↳rin.itoshi: fuck off i'd rather suck isagi's dick ↳isaichii: come over bae 🥰 ↳rin.itoshi: fuck off ↳itoshi_sae: go bother rin he's in your team anw ↳rin.itoshi: correction he's in my team i'm not in his team

mikka.kaiser: pretty ↳yourusername: you're prettier ↳mikka.kaiser: no you ↳kuniisuke: let me be single in peace the fuck? ↳chigi.who: you have have me ↳kuniisuke: 🎀🎀

megubachi: kunigami using emojis 🙀🙀

isaichii: honestly i didn't even know kaiser could tie laces, i thought ness js did it for him ↳yourusername: funfact most of the time i tie his laces or he wears shoes ↳mikka.kaiser: THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET?? BYE ↳mikka.kaiser: 💔💔

I KNOW I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO REO FIRST ND CHIGIRI FIRST BUT DON'T BLAME ME

hope the kaiser simps enjoyed stay strong yall

[yukipri]

Russian Sandwich!!!

also known as Victuurio or Victor x Yuuri x Yurio, my fav OG YOI OT3 <3

(Nude version)

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Technically set in my Future!Verse AU.

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His wrist beeped. When he looked down, a few messages saluted him from the thin bright screen.

5:45. Bad news: caught the plague. quaranteening, wont come to work

5:45. Good news: no fever, just clogged nostril n throat kinda sore

5:46. Bad news: entire body fucken hurty

Ah. That's where she was.

5:47. agony?

5:47. Good news: dull ache

5:47. Bad news: annoying as hell

5:48. good. rest up.

5:49. Im gonna watch all of raikou man in one sitting

5:50. seems excessive.

5:50. I cantbpunch

5:51. Raikou man punch for me

5:51. Fucken grab those bastatds

5:51. Did yoy know theres a guy called mr no in raikou man

5:52. no.

5:53. DO NOT LOOK IT UP HES LOOKS LIKE A DIVK

5:53. Did you know. Its based. On a paldean gifaragaig

5:53. Giafarigarf

5:53. Falafal

5:54. girafarig?

5:54. No

5:54. Other bastard

5:55. Long ruckwn neck

5:55. tropius?

5:56. How tf dis you understand tropius from my attempts

5:57. long neck.

5:58. Whatever not important

5:59. After that. Lady oscar time baby

5:59. all of it?

6:00. Yeags

6:00. please sleep.

6:01. Oh im fucjeb gonna my head is heavy

6:02. Anyways. Is the ramen packets good for tonight bc i dont thonk i can do anything other tahn cjop veggies

6:03. you cant come.

6:03. ??? Yes???? I can??? You will eat bic

6:03. Bicth

6:03. Birg

6:03. Shat

6:04. take your time.

6:04. Im bitng your spleen

6:04. Oh wait no the goddamned. Plague. I agce it. Fuck

6:05. yup.

6:06. Eat

6:06. will do.

6:07. You better you fpeixe of fuck

6:08. My stomach is shifting to the side its veey annoying n uncormfortable

6:09. gross and concerning.

6:10. Yea

6:11. But anyways

6:11. Good day on the traisn

6:11. Kick ass

6:12. Ill ve here stretching my back and napoing probably

6:13. have a good nap!

6:13. Gnap

A couple hours later, his wrist buzzed again.

8:45. Mawile

8:46. B sent

8:47. Emolga with letter cover wnvelope envelope to your home

8:48. Falvour flavour packet inside

8:49. Flavour shrimp

8:50. When see envelope under door worry no

8:51. Remember eat when home

Emmet smiled a little.

8:52. thank you. is briosa asleep?

8:52. Yes

8:52. good.

8:53. Fememberd remember dinner

8:53. a bit early for that. but i will. thank you.

8:54. Remember!

8:54. will do! thank you mawile. take care of briosa.

After five minutes he got a thumbs up. Good to see they had found the tab with the emoticons.

At around midnight, while Emmet failed to force himself to wash the dishes, his Xtransceiver rang; he positioned it on the dinner table, at a good enough distance from himself so that his hands could come into view clearly.

“Hello,” Briosa croaked at the other end as he waved. “Did you get the flavor packet Guts sent you?”

Emmet nodded.

“Made yourself dinner with it?”

“Had a nice bowl of broth.”

At that she brought her own bowl into view as if it to toast with it: “That’s the life!” she laughed. “I had some... Fucking, spinach, in it, whatcha put in yours?”

“Cut some maccheroni and put them in.”

“Ourgh, fuck yes. Pastina. Did I ever bring you the turtlén?”

He shook his head.

“Gotta make ‘em. Gonna make some while I’m stuck here and bring ‘em over. You know, uh... Wanton soup? They’re kinda like that, but not fried. And it’s, I mean you’re not... Supposed, to add stuff. To, uh, when you make soup with... Turtlén - I mean you can also eat them dry with sauce, but broth is... So good.”

“So good.”

“So good.”

“Sooo good.”

“I’m gonna make stock broth and turtlén since I’ve got all this time. I’m gonna put that fucking delight in a bottle and drink it nice and lukewarm on shifts.”

“Not really hydrating, is it?”

“Yeah... Gonna put the broth in a bottle and boil the turtlén in it for you. When Mustrudi comes I’m gonna make you a lil’ bag of ‘em.”

“Why on Mustrudi?”

“Ah, tradition! You eat turtlén on Mustrudi eve. All the rest is usually stuff you can make cold, but not turtlén. Turtlén in broth on Mustrudi, with the snow out...” and she leaned her head back and gave a gurgle that sounded disgustingly funny: “Absolute delight. Peace and love on planet Earth.”

Behind her, Seismitoad made a long croak echoing the sentiment.

Emmet laughed softly.

“I’ll make ‘em,” Briosa promised, words slurring a bit. “Gonna steam clean ‘em and lock ‘em in the fridge for quaranteen and once I’m out it’s over for you.”

“Alright.”

“Over I say!”

“Go to sleep. How are you? Still hurts?”

“Nah, not much. Dull aches, but overall good. You?”

“Am alright.”

“Nice. Ok! Wash the dishes and get the hell to bed. You got work tomorrow. I’m gonna go sleep too. In solidarity. And also because I’m, kinda tired.”

“Good, good.”

They waved each other goodbye; Emmet finally managed to get himself to the sink, soap and sponge in hand, and slowly but surely cleaned his bowl and the little pot that had seemed like such a gargantuan task moments before.

[starkerfortwo]

OKAY im sorry thi sis late to be posted but I’m really busy at the moment. These prompts are for @swankyspankyhankypanky panky i tried reallyhard to come up wih a good story line for you! Happy valentines day! @starker-valentines

So I know this isn't exactly the original prompts, but I'm a bad writer and before I knew I had written this, I'd already done it, so I'm very sorry, hope you enjoy this though!!! Prompt 2

Tones Hey sweets, I'm picking you up at 7, be ready!

Peter Oof, wish I could, but I'm at the library with Ned and MJ studying for midterms. I'm free at nine tho

Tony sighed and switched his car onto automatic.

Tony Really? Okay, I'll pick you up at nine outside the library, where'd you wanna go?

Peter sure and hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm maybe Delmars? Pretty pretty please with sugar on top

Tony How can I say no to you? If you want to then sure, but if that cat bites me one more time

Peter You'll do what? Go all IronMan on a cat's ass? Pshhhh okay, now stop distracting me I rly have to study

Tony But bothering you is so so so so fun. But if you insist. I love yoy

You*

Peter I love yoy too Tony. Yoy, im dead

Peter laughed at his phone and slid it back into his pocket. "Did Tony say something hot?" Peter looked at Ned with a disgusted face "Ned, gross dude. And no he just made a typo" MJ rolled her eyes "You two are gross, but It's kinda cute so I feel you" Peter smiled and picked up a textbook. "So, what's the sweetest thing Tonys done?" Flash asked hooking his arm around Liz's shoulders. "Sweetest? I don't know man, on our first date he serenaded me with a song" "That's not sweet. Come on! What was the thing that you couldn't stop smiling about for weeks afterward?" Ned asked leaning forwards.  "Well, our first time do-" "STOP" Flash shouted covering his ears as Peter chuckled to himself.

Peter Pls save me, they're all asking me about our love life. It's excruciating

Tony Want me to come and blow them away with my awesomeness?

Peter Yes please, I managed to shut them up by talking about our sex life but Ned seems to be plotting his next question.

Tony I'm parking the car

Peter looked up to the door and smiled at the sight of Tony Stark walking in. "I believe people were talking about me" He smiled sitting down on the chair next to Peter. "Hey, Mr. Stark," Ned said flashing him 'Please accept me for an internship' smile. "Relax, Ned, I shouldn't tell you this but you got the Internship" Ned let out a scream and was quickly hushed by the librarian "So, Mr. Stark, what do you think is the sweetest thing you ever did for Peter?" Flash asked returning his hand to Liz. "Hmm, I think It would be the night that Peter called me Tony for the first time"

2 YEARS EARLIER

"Mr. Stark I'm a big boy I don't need you to keep on saving me from fights," Peter said in protest, landing on a rooftop in downtown New York. "You're a baby, and that wasn't a fight, that was an attack that was specifically planned to target you" Peter tensed his face up "You could've taken those guys on so why can't I?" Peter argued ripping off his mask and letting the brown curls fly around his face. "Because I'm more experienced than you and I have an iron suit. Yours is... spandex" Tony pointed out stepping out of his suit and onto the ground as Peter took a step back. "You helped me create this suit so technically It's not my fault that I don't have a stronger suit. And that's not what you said when I fought Captain America" "I've said this before and I'll say this again, if Cap wanted to take you down, he would've" "Yes but he didn't. Can you just accept the fact that I might be more mature than you think? Why won't you let me fight the bad guys? I took on Thanos when we were stuck on Titan!" Tony scrunched his face up "Because Peter, I can't lose you again! I watched you die in my arms and I was waiting for the time that I would go and help save you in any other fucking world that you had gone to, but I didn't! I couldn't save you Kid, I never want to lose you again, you mean to much to me!" Peter stared at Tony. "I'm sorry, I am, you just, you need to let me do this stuff okay? If I'm really in danger, Karen will let you know" Tony didn't say anything just embraced Peter in a hug "Don't die, kid, please don't. I can't lose you too" "I won't Tony"

"That wasn't something sweet that you did, that was just a sweet moment between us" Peter scoffed turning to Tony. "I saved your life! I think that counts as being sweet" Tony argued turning his head. "Okay then, Peter, what was the sweetest thing you did for Tony?" MJ asked, suddenly intrigued in their love lives. "Oh, for sure the time that Tony said 'I love you peter Paker' for the first time"

A year earlier.

"Wassup Tony," Peter said sliding on the hard wooden floor in his pink fluffy socks. "Morning Peter, why are you in such a good mood?" Tony asked pouring himself a cup of coffee "Well if you must know, I have a date" Tony's heart dropped to his ass, figuratively but still, as peter announced he had a date. "Cool cool, who with?" Peter smiled "Quinten Beck, I met him on Tinder and he's hot as hell!" Tony covered up his disappointment with a smile. "I'm happy for you kid, I'm going down to the lab"

three hours later.

"FRIDAY has Peter returned from the date?" Tony asked attaching a string to a door and slamming it shut making a crate fall "No, he never left the tower, he is sobbing on the couch upstairs" Tony paused "He's what?" He asked again unsure if he heard her right "Sobbing upstairs" Tony left the crate and rushed upstairs. "Peter? Peter, what's wrong?" Tony asked trying to console the hyperventilation young adult on his couch. "Beck canceled the date, he told me that I was ugly and too nerdy" Peter sobbed, resting his head in the crook of Tony's neck. "When I find that lil bitch" Tony whispered. "Why am I not good enough? Is there something wrong with me? Why does no one like me?!" Peter shouted sobbing harder. "Oh Peter, you're good enough and everyone is crazy to not see that, you're perfect peter" Tony whispered, "Then why does no one like me?" He cried out "They do" "Who Tony! Who likes me?! I'm just some ugly person" Peter screamed coming up for some air "Me Peter! I like you. No actually. I love you, Peter Parker. I always have and I always will"

"That was sweet, but that wasn't something you did for Tony" Nd pointed out, yawning in his seat whilst Betty rested her head on him. "Yeah I guess it was, I don't know actually, either I'm a shit boyfriend or Tony just doesn't tell me when I'm sweet" Tony laughed and pecked Peter's cheek. "I know what one of the sweetest things peter ever did was."

one month earlier.

"TONY!" Peter screeched from the lab. "BOI IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE RIGHT THIS VERRY FUCKING SECOND I WILL END OUR RELATIONSHIP!" Tony raced down the stairs and into the lab where he was met by Peter standing over an Iron Man suit "Yes my love? Something wrong?" Peter's eyes went soft at the sight of Tony's sleepless eyes and dropped shoulders. "Baby, when was the last time you slept?" Peter asked moving slowly towards Tony. "Like, seventy-two hours ago" Peter sighed and took the white blanket off of his shoulders and wrapped it around Tony's shoulders. "Come on, let's go to bed" Tony sulked and let Peter lift him off of his feet and carry him upstairs. "You know what's not fair" Tony yawned "What?" "The fact that you're younger and smaller than me, yet so much stronger than me" Peter laughed "Blame the radioactive spider for that one" Tony chuckled and felt his body sink into the memory foam mattress "I don't want to sleep" Tony sighed sleepily barely able to keep his eyes open. "Why?" Peter asked wrapping his arms around Tony "Because every time I close my eyes I see you slipping away in my arms. I can't keep reliving that Peter" Tony cried pulling Peter down to his eyesight. "Tony, hey Tony, look at me." Tony brought his eyes up to look at Peter. "I'm not leaving. I'm never leaving. You are my home, I love you and I always will. You're not going to lose me again. We won. He's dead." Tony sobbed quietly "I love you" He whispered falling asleep. "I love you too" Peter whispered back.

"Yeah, I have to admit that was pretty sweet of me to do" Peter laughed resting his head on Tony's lap. "It was, so tell me, what midterm do you all have first?" Tony asked gently caressing Peter's hair. "Peter has Law then Bioengineering. I have Law and physics, MJ has human relations, Liz has technology, and Flash has English Lit" Ned explained yawning gently. "That sucks for all of you." Tony laughed "Hey if we leave now we can still make our reservation" Peter whispered looking up at Tony. "You sure?" Peter nodded and looked up. "I hate to cut this short, but me and Tony-" "Tony and I" "Yes, thank you MJ, have a dinner reservation to attend, so we will be fucking off and I won't see you for the rest of this night" Tony smiled as Peter grabbed his hand and ran out the door. "I love you" Tony whispered "I love you too Tony" Peters's lips met Tonys in a sweet sensual kiss. "Come on, let's go"

Prompt 1

"Good morning handsome" Tony smiled as Peter rubbed his eyes. "Mornin' what time is it?" "The time is currently twelve minutes past nine in the morning" Peter rolled his eyes and slumped his head back on the pillow but evidentially rolling over and burying his face in the crook of Tony's neck. "I'm tired." He whined, feeling Tony's arms wrap around him. "I know, but, guess what" Peter looked up at his boyfriend "You're taking me out of college and whisking me away to a holiday in LA?" Tony smiled and kissed the tip of Peter's nose. "Nope, but I am taking you training today" Peter groaned again "In what universe is training better than a holiday" Peter deadpanned sitting up straight and pulling one of Tonys AC/DC shirts over his head "My universe. Hurry up, Peppers gonna be here in five" Peter whined for the fifth time in the time-space of an hour and sulked his way over to the chest of drawers currently holding all of his things. Since Peter and Tony had started dating, Peter had been slowly moving objects from his room into Tonys. A couple of CD's stacked up on the desk, along with some chemistry books, and some clothes. So far they hadn't been caught. Plus, they only had three months until Peter's twenty-first birthday when they could finally announce that they had been dating.  They just needed to keep it a secret for now. "Hey, I love you" Tony smiled lifting peters head up by his chin and kissing his softly "I love you too. I'm gonna shower though because I smell" Tony laughed "Yeah, you do" They stayed there for a moment, staring at each other and smiling. "Tony! You need to sign off- oh hi Peter" Both men separated quickly trying to cover it up by Tony fakely handing Peter a biology book on cells and reproduction. "Um hi Miss Potts I was just getting a book from To- Mr. Stark" Pepper smiled fondly "That's okay Peter." Peter smiled meekly at Tony and Pepper as he slipped out the bedroom door. "Fuck" He breathed out.

Peter dodged a punch and swung from one corned to the other. "Come on, babe, you can do better than this" Peter panted and landed on the floor next to him "Nope, I'm out" Tony smiled and pulled this small boyfriend up. "Come on, one more round and we can relax." Peter pulled himself together and nodded. "Okay, I can do this," He said dodging a kick and other suits that came flying past him. "One more!" Tony said cheering him on from the sidelines, "Fuck, Tony I can't do this" "There's no such word as can't" Peter smirked t himself "Nope, but there is a word called cannot and I cannot do this" H said turning his back as Tony shit down te simulation. "What's going on? You're usually so much better than this" Tony asked as peter layed his head on his lap. "I don't know, I've been in a funk ever since we lost the Titan battle" Tony frowned. "I'm never letting you go okay? I love you, Peter Parker. I love you so much. And that shit that happened with Thanos was not your fault. You were fifteen kid and were already conquering so much that I couldn't even do at fifteen. Don't beat yourself up because of one mistake" Tony leaned down and kissed peter's lips passionately. "I love you too Tones, and guess what day tomorrow is. Valentine's day" Tony rolled his eyes "Ugh, don't remind me" Peter laughed "Ill remind you in my way" Tony raised an eyebrow "Kinky" "That's not what I meant and you know it"

"Mr. Parker, you have a meeting in five minutes downstairs" FRIDAY chirped from the speakers in the kitchen. "SHIT! FRIDAY can you remind me when to take the cookies out of the oven?" He heard no response but figured that FRIDAY heard him. Peter raced over to his bedroom and pulled on one of Tonys' old AC/DC shirts and a pair of ripped skinny jeans before jogging down to the meeting room. "Good morning Mr. Parker, so nice of you to join us" Tony smiled sarcastically swiveling around in his chair. "Uh sorry, I was baking" He replied Shiley taking a seat next to Tony. "Baking?" Tony whispered moving his chair closer to Peter's "Yep, made some peanut butter cookies" He smiled. "Damn, get you a man that can cook" They both laughed a little before turning their attention to the man presenting as he 'cleared his throat' "Something funny?" The man asked, obviously tired of having to stop his presentation. "Nope, just laughing about the world" The man rolled his eyes at Tony and continued presenting his slideshow on 'Why Peter Parker should not take over SI' which wasn't the name but Peter thought that it might as well be the name since he was droning on about how someone with a manufacturing and technology background would be more suitable. But still, peter being peter he just sat quietly and held Tony's hand underneath the steel table. "Pete, you okay?" Tony asked quietly looking at the boy "Yeah, I'm just focusing on how many ways I could walk out the room right now" Tony laughed "Don't even walk, just jump out the window and let the suit catch you" Peter burst into laughter and fell on the ground wheezing. "What the fuck is so funny Mr. Parker? This is a serious meeting" Peter laughed as he stood up and regained his posture and self-control. "Nothing nothing, just thinking about a vine" He chuckled sitting down in his seat again. "What vine?" Tony asked playing along with the Vine story. "Is that a chicken?" He quoted not even missing a beat. "Kyle Jenner please report to the foyer," Tony said finishing off the stat pf the vine. The man presenting looked unamused and closed down the PowerPoint. "When you two can stop behaving like children we will come back," He said walking with his men out of the room. "Think we broke him?" Peter laughed spinning in his chair. "Nope, but you're gonna break your back is you don't stop spinning on this chair" Peter giggled and continued to spin on his chair until the chair gave way and he fell on Tony "Hi" He grinned dopey "Hi, think you can-" Tony was cut off by the man walking into the room again causing both men to jump and Peter to fall on the floor with an "Ouch" Along with Tony. "Never mind" Tony watched as the guy left and turned his head to look at Peter. "You okay?" He asked helping Peter stand up and regain his balance and confidence "Mhmm, are you okay?" Tony laughed at Peters's kindness. "I'm not the one that just fell off of a chair and hit my head on the floor" Peter smiled and rested his head on Tony's shoulder as Tony helped him into the elevator.

An hour had passed and the two lovebirds were sat on the couch eating Peters cookies and watching 'Burlesque' on Netflix. "I'm tired." Peter sighed wrapping a blanket around his cold body "If you wanna go to bed by all means go, I just wanna know if Jack and Ali will start dating" Tony smiled ruffling Peters's hair, "They do, now will you please come to bed with me?" Tony gasped "You just spoiled the movie" Peter rolled his eyes. "Yeah yeah, come on just cuddle with me" Tony pulled peter towards him on the couch "I don't wanna" "Stop being a child Tony" "I'm not being a child" "Yeah? Then come to bed" "No" "Come to bed, Tony." "No" Tony, come to b-" Once again, they were interrupted by Natasha walking and Peter rolling off the couch. "Sup, what are we watching," She asked grabbing a handful of popcorn and shoveling it into her mouth. "Nothing, I'm gonna go to sleep. Night" Peter gave a 'Bed now' look to Tony who acted like he didn't see it and carried on watching the film. "Child" He muttered under his breath.

Peter sighed as he pulled on a pair of pajamas and slipped under the blue silk sheets of Tony's bed. "It's so cold, FRIDAY turn the heating up" and just like that Peter felt as if he was in Spain, relaxing on a beach and letting off steam. That was until he felt a dip in the bed and muscular arms cover his body and held him tight. "Let's go" Peter turned around. "What do you mean?" He questioned rubbing his eyes "You said you wanted to go to Spain right? Then let's go, let's spend Valentine's day in Spain" Peter smiled and hooked his arms around Tony. "Okay. I'm down for that. when are we going?" "Right now, get some clothes on, we'll buy whatever we need when we get there" Peter squealed and jumped out of the bed grabbing some jeans and sliding himself into them. "You're not getting changed?" He questioned looking at Tony. "I already am" Peter rolled his eyes as Tony flipped away the covers to reveal a fully tailored suit on him. "When did you have the tine to get fully charged? A second ago you were in a tank and sweat pants" "I have my ways. May i just say, you look ravishing" Peter blushed "I'm wearing an oversized shirt and Khakis, how is that ravishing" "Because it's my shirt that you're wearing" Peter rolled his eyes. "You're incredibly predictable Mr. Stark" Tony scoffed "No I'm not, you don't know what I'm going to do now" "Yes I do, you're going to pick me up and run with me in your arms to the helipad" Tony paused fr a minute "No I'm not." "Then what are you gonna do?" "I'm going to pick you up, and run with ou in my arms into the living room" Peter sighed "Wow, big difference" Tony smiled and grabbed Peter before running down the corridor. "Oh my god, Tony! Peter squealed "Put me down! Put me down!" Tony laughed and placed Peters feet on the floor kissing his 'Button nose' as Tony liked to describe it "I hate you" Tony shook his head "No you don't, you love me" "Unfortunately yes, yes I do, and it's a shame because I can never get mad at you" Peter smiled and kissed Tony passionately. "Don't eat each other's fucking faces" Both of them jumped to see the room filled with the avengers and Rhodey. "Uh, we can explain" Peter sighed pulling away from Tony/ "We can? " Tony questioned. "No, I'm out." Rhodey sighed. "I told you they were dating." "You knew?" Tony asked, shocked and in disbelief, thst they're amazing (Terrible ) attempts of covering up their relationship didn't work. "We all knew, you two cant keep a secret for your life." Tony scoffed at Natasha "Yes I can, I kept being Iron Man a secret" Peter scoffed this time. "No you didn't, Rodey and Pepper organized an entire speech on what you should say so you wouldn't reveal that you were IronMan and you still got up on that stage and said 'I am Iron Man' " Tony ignored the comment and looked at the group. "Yes, I and Peter are dating, but as of this moment we are going to Spaun to celebrate our first Valentine's day together" Tony picked Peter up and in a squeal, they were both gone from the eyesight of the other. "Damn, they're cute you've got to admit," Bruce said from the back. "They are, also who said they were eating each other's faces. Because Props to you" Rhodey smiled at Pepper. "All me, the look on their faces were priceless, I wish I had taken a photo" "I have taken a video of the moment and sent it to all of your phones" FRIDAY spoke chirpily, she wasn't a human, but goddamn could she sense when people liked her.

[bataranqs]

What if I really want your thoughts on romantic tropes and how they can be made better though?? What if I like that kind of rambly stuff??

Darling I love you so much, I have prepared nothing and I’m running on half-thought out thoughts but I hope you enjoy this, oh but also DISCLAIMER no judgment to people who like these things you love what you love and you live your life!!! Knock yourself out and do what you do!!! My personal preferences should have 0 effects on yours and we are both 100% valid.

1. A/B/O dynamics! I realize this is more like a sexy thing but I’ve talked to a lot of people who say something along the lines of “idk why but I don’t like it” and I will give you the (most likely) reason: It’s institutionalized gender roles. Worse, it gives a biological reason what basically plays out as sexism. Omegas basically take the “female” role, alphas take the “male” role, and it’s just squicky. I have heard about a few fics that people who generally dislike this trope do like--specifically one in the YOI fandom--where it’s less like a biological thing and more like the way someone’s raised in society--but idk it squicks me so I just can’t. To be fair, I low-key hate most tropes to do with 

2. Woke Up Married - I don’t know if I can properly put this into words but there’s this idea that like when you see someone willing to be perfectly vulnerable with you and give you unconditional love then you will realize how much you love them but the truth is that people change and grow under their individual circumstances y’know? Who someone is after marriage, after x amount of years, is not the same at all as the person they were before they even started dating. It just feels--awkward isn’t the word, but it’s the closest I’ll get. If I had to write something like this, I think I’d make it very introspective and it’d make the person reconsider the person who they are--ultimately, this would change the future and I don’t think they’d even end up with the person their alternate self was married to. 

3. De-aging. I’d like to preface by saying I adore de-aging, just... not in a romantic way, very much for the same reason I don’t like accidental identity reveals. Generally I think there’s this premise where like “oh this guy comes off as an asshole but wait until you see their Tragic Backstory” which for me is... they’re still the same person. You saw who they used to be sure but... it wasn’t information they trusted you with, it doesn’t change who they are and that kind of falling in love, right after someone’s been unwillingly vulnerable and is currently insecure, it feels wrong.

4. Any kind of power imbalance? Teacher/student, slave/master (even if the master like, doesn’t like slavery and frees the slave, it’s still icky to me), any of that. It’s just... gross to me. 

5. Terminal hanahaki disease - I know I’ve talked about this before but this idea of like? You have to be loved back or you’ll die? That’s not someone else’s responsibility. That’s on YOU and YOU ALONE. I’ve just had way too many people crush on me to live with the ridiculous idea that the person who they fell for is in any way responsible.

6. Soulmates - People grow!!! And change!!! And this idea that somehow only one person is made for you? I don’t like that. It’s just--it undermines human freedom and will and choice and our capacity to grow and change and ultimately improve ourselves--I have read a few where the soulmarks aren’t pre-determined but they’re just like, indicators of love, which I think is okay, but ultimately soulmate aus just don’t vibe with me.

6.5. Reincarnation - same idea. That only one person is built for you? Across lifetimes? I just think humans aren’t stiff enough for such a love.

7. Sentinels/Guides - Going to be honest, I’ve only read about 2 fics with this premise before I decided it was Not For Me so I might be off on some counts but essentially it feels like soulmates but like a subgenre, where a Specific One True Love is the only one who fits with you, the perfect match, and that also... squicks me out. Also I think there’s this idea that this person is Necessary for your mental health which? I don’t like. You are responsible for yourself and yes, please depend on others, but like... ultimately if you always only lean on one person, you’ll only find yourself falling.

I’m sure I have more that will come to me as time goes on but this is all my mostly-asleep brain has got right now. And anon, if you aren’t one of my friends, don’t be shy! I love chatting to new people, and ultimately I’m just a nerd with weird opinions who talks a lil too much. Again, if you disagree on any counts, that’s totally valid and we can still be friends, this is just personal taste and honestly, trivial stuff even IF I get real worked up over it. Don’t forget to drink water, eat something, and rest well.

[briee-elle]

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era: 1 the early tumblr/stay days

These are the special people who were there from the VERY beginning.. like April 2018 onwards.. these are the people who have stuck with me for a year and I really really appreciate you! This is in chronological order by first follower to most recent

@actuallysupernaturally you've been following me for so long I don't even remember when we started… it was like back in the haikyuu/yoi ages THANK YOU! hope you’re feeling well!!

@finnigan your art is really stunning, also the first person I commissioned! And it turned out so pretty. Thank you so much for being there from the start, hope college and everything is treating you well!

@deathandgeology Xander! When I first saw your art I was amazed! The colours and the personal touches always made it look so fluid. And I must say you're my first stay friend who would talk to me about skz and other things, I know you always try your best and I want to you to be happy in life! Always

@jal-hago-isseo Ellie! The gorgeous sunshine who left the kindest and most supportive tags in almost all of my art, someone who I know has my back. Your constant support has really helped me grow as an artist! and you know I could talk forever to you hehe

@woojinloveschicken OOHHH Yujin ahahaa I was so intimidated by you at first because remember when Woojin stans kept demanding ppl to stop sleeping on him and yeahhh… well you turned out to be super kind and hardworking and all the intimidation is gone .. Poof

@stray-lids :> I followed you very early on and tbh I kinda forgot why but I hope you have a wonderful dayy! 

@stray-kids-stuff the first reason I followed is because "bang chan's burrito" was such a funny tagline and I have no idea why, but you're more than that, you're an amazing artist and someone who deserves all the love in the world

@this-isnt-sugoi I see you guy in my activity box a lot and I really appreciate it, whether you are liking things or reblogging them it makes me feel like the stuff I put on this blog is good

@xiaomao-mao XIAO!! Remember when you drew that geometric felix? That's what hooked me, your art was sooo varied and diverse I just wanted to see more. And now you found your style and I am so glad you're happy and comfortable~ well done!

@stray-kids-dork ahhh I remember following you and then.. I had to say goodbye to the mutual because I was swamped with too much content. I loved that you didn't mind and you were always so nice about it!

@indiepoptime ooohhh danng your art? That's the good stuff! Really unique and the painting style is very cool!! Thanks for drawing Jamie from her cb

@weetaliix I remember seeing you in my activity and I just really like your url, I don't know you very well but I hope you know that I like it when I see you in my activity

@jozolotle1 :D I still don't know how to spell those funky lil animals but I think you're a great person and I just want to keep cheering you and your art on! Sydney squad yay!

@angelhyunjin ANGI omg you know, right? Your art is AMAZING, and your style makes everything you draw so soft and warm and I just love seeing skz smile brightly through your art. You're also an amazing dancer and super nice to the people around you! I can't wait to meet you irl

@printerppr Syaza!!! I remember you asking me about the skz inktober and to put it on amino and THANK you so much for talking to me that time because I've loved talking to you ever since. You are one of the smartest and most talented people I know. Your theories never disappoint and your art … GOALS

@xtellasilver ooohhh whenever you reblog things from me I get so happy!! Cause I would end up seeing it on my dash and be like, hey that looks familiar! I hope you're having fun doing what you're doing :D

@benedict-cumbersomerobes AHAHAHA EM you know your URL is what made me curious to first check out your blog? Well you're a great person and I remember talking to you a lil bit through asks back in the days. I hope you're enjoying college and also that BTS book. It's a shame I don't really follow MX otherwise your blog would have been amazing for me

@italianpotatoe Hello!! Remember how we talked about art school and currency and house prices in italy and sydney? Ahaha that was fun! Are you well?

@incoyableu wow you know you are one of the first people who drew something 'in my style' whatever that means. I really admire your art and thank you for supporting me so much

@spookyowlbee and @hakkatama your art is amazing and tho I don’t know you guys too well I love your art so much <3

@lee-seulbi you are one funky and friendly lil bundle of joy! Thank you for sticking around and I love seeing your asks/likes

@sooniedoongiedori OMG CLAUDIA you snatched this URL?? Ahaha well done~ anyways I started following you because of the Aussie Stay series. It was super cool and you just kept giving, amazing stories and amazing content. I love your sense of humour too! Welcome back to tumblr

END of Era 1

[cinaminho]

Raven dressed in black | Mark L.

╰ Genre: Fluff,, a lil Angst???

╰ Pairing: Mark Lee x Reader ft. Dream

╰ Warnings: I fucked up the request

Request:I was wondering if you could do a mark imagine from nct where he’s like the bad boy of the town along with the dreamies and you come to town and he grows this big crush on you and finally talks to you after he protects you from these guys trying to hit on you? Bad boy mark would be 🤤

// this is short because I have other things to write, also sorry I forgot that you wanted Mark to protect you from some guys WITH the Dreamies I put him protecting you FROM the Dreamies, they're not making passes at you they're however picking on you.//

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Moving into the city of ___ , you were excited to be near more of your family , making new friends, the town was a sight to see as well. Your home was beautiful and not too far from this cafe your relatives had told you about before you moved here you honestly just wanted to try out the food maybe make a few friends as stated before that was one of your goals . You wasted no time in unpacking, not properly setting things up, but unpacking before heading out to the themed cafe you were told so much about, you bundled up nicley grabbing your much needed pre winter outer wear then dashing towards the door and out into the cold bitten streets of your new hometown.

There was so much to see as you looked all around admiring the town house buildings, greeting everyone else who graced the side walks as well, you stuffed your hands deep into your pockets nothing but quietness around you since you were focused on remembering the directions that were instructed to you on how to get to the cafe, you were so focused that as you stared down at your shiney brown combat boots you didn't notice that the sharp corner you turned was occupied with people, you let out a quiet umph from the impact of a clear body part. You Shook your head shortly shutting yours before opening them and being met with a group of boys, five to be exact and neither looked happy, one had Charcoal black hair, another with orange, there was one with Dark Brown, followed by a pink haired fellow, the last one was a blonde who looked the nicest out of them all.

You gulped the words were caught in your throat your eyes were glewed to the boy towering skigg over you in front if you. The charcoal haired didn't look happy that you came in contact with his back.

"I believe the proper way to ask someone to move is by saying excuse me, not bumping into them." A sarcastic smirk Graced his lips.

You scrunched your brows together . "That was an accident , I'm sorry, but maybe you shouldn't just crowd the sidewalk with your friends, Mr. uhh " you looked for any sort of identification , there low and behold it was attached to his Jacket , "Jeno." You shrugged.

The boys behind him ooh'd at your boldness, yoy weren't the type to take bull from anyone and These guys were not going to be any different. The evident pissed off Expression that the male now identified as Jeno, was murderous.

"Amazed at your flip tongue and your obvious oblivious mind, you clearly don't know who you're talking to." He spoke through gritted teeth as he stepped closer invading more of your space.

"I do actually, it's a guy who doesn't know his own name otherwise it wouldn't be sewed to your jacket." You smuggly spoke your tone was innocent as can be, though.

You could feel a dangerous tension building between you two. His glare was beyond cold and yours matched his. Soon before it could escalate two of the others stepped in front of him. It was the Cotton candy pink haired guy along with the blonde.

"Now hold on you think you can just talk to him any sort of way?"

"Shut it Chenle, I think that's enough Jeno she's not even worth a second of your energy."

You scoffed amused at his attempt to defuse the situation. "And you are?"

The boy wore an arrogant smirk "Jaemin."

"C'mon let's go nobody wants to stand here all day leave the dull nube alone, we'll catch her a different day." The tanned skinned boy said.

"What Haechan Said." Jaemin agreed.

You crossed your arms letting out a heavy sigh already over this entire ordeal. "Look I'm just trying to get to a cafe."

"Are you now?" Jeno sneared sarcastically.

"Yeah she is now let her through."

Your mouth open but soon closed as an unidentified male spoke up and you had no idea where his voice came from. You looked confused as you peaked over the taller male's shoulders trying to see who said that.

"Mark why the hell did you have to ruin the fun?" Chenle whined, so the guy's name was Mark? Apparently and soon his silhouette appeared, he was a bit shorter than the rest, behind him was a more innocent looking young man, all together making seven boys present.

"Move out of her face." An strawberry blond haired boy said before pushing Jeno back away from you with slight force, "and watch your mouth Chenle." Mark added.

The three boys who were once surrounding you moved back, so these guys could put them in their places? Interesting.

"Mark she-"

"I don't care, girls are never a target." He dismissed Jeno quickly. The Boy you clearly knew as Mark now didn't break eye contact with you though his statement was directed to Jeno. He wore black windbreaker hoodie over an all black turtle neck, black dress pants, and slighlty beat up Black and white vans, his Raven hair brought the entire look together along with his sharp yet handsome facial structure. He was expressionless, being honest he looked the most intimidating as of now , he clearly knew these boys.

"Who are you?" You asked observing the blank faced male who you felt was staring into your soul he took a moment before replying.

"I'm Mark Lee." He simply answered. You nodded slowly.

"I'm guessing this is your possy?" You proclaimed gesturing to the six boys behind him. He looked back at them before looking back to you with a small side ways smirk.

"Something like that."

"I'm Renjun, actually." The Strawberry blonde corrected you just gave him a slight nod before turning your attention back to Mark.

"So what're you like the bad boys in town?" With each question your face grew more amused with the responds you got.

Mark contemplated. "You could say that." Mark's eyes deepened into yours though you didn't think they could, you barely broke the contact yourself. He stepped closer to you making you revision the personal space invasion that Jeno had previously issued you.

"But I'm the worst." His voice was low enough for only you to hear. You wanted challenge his statement.

"How so?"

Mark rolled his eyes annoyed by all the questions. "Look I just did you a favor by stopping my friends from harassing you so do me a favor and stop asking questions, yes?" He sassily replied, you were taken aback by his sudden snap.

You simply held your hands up in surrender. "okay I'll be going then." Mark simply moved Aside and gestured for you to step past.

"Move Aside boys." Renjun spoke pushing the others back who mumbled disappointed that their fun was ruined.

"Thank you, Mark." You said softly in which Mark gave a temporary smile.

You soon began walk through the small sea of boys you could feel their Fury gazes on you but you didn't care.

"Wait a sec, what's your name?" Mark suddenly spoke, you turned around swiftly, "Y/n." You replied.

Mark Looked as if he was contemplating something but no one knew what and after a few moments he looked at you.

"Well Y/n, to assure you that no one else will bother you on your walk, how 'bout I walk you the rest of the way." He insisted. After his proposal was Heard a chorus of childish whines and groans were heard from the others except Renjun who Smirked.

You were speechless at his sudden suggestion but then you thought about it, you did say you wanted to make friends so maybe he could be one, bad boy and all.

"I don't see why not." You shrugged smiling before turning back to begin walking again. As you walked you heard a series of agitated comments.

"Mark You can't be serious!"

"You're leaving us for her?"

"What you've taken a liking to this nube?"

"That's enough, Renjun, take them back to the dorms." Mark spoke making the boys more whiney. You laughed to yourself quietly. Soon Mark caught up to you. You looked over at him.

"What made you change your mind?"

Mark cleared his throat rolling his shoulders back a bit. "Well it's like My friends said, I may have taking a liking to you, consider yourself lucky."

You cackled at his statement. "Oh yeah, I'm so lucky to be chosen by the mysterious Raven haired bad boy, Mark Lee. He's taken a liking to me after what? Fifteen- Twenty minutes." You snarkily replied.

Mark looked at you nonchalantly as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"Yes exactly." He confirmed as if you were serious though clearly sarcastic.

"Oh.." Was all you said.

"As a matter of fact this can count as our first date, I'll go in with you and buy us some cocoa or something." He declared.

"Don't I get say in this?" You laughed.

Mark sighed defeated. "Fine, would you like this to be our first date?" His tone a bit rude.

"No." You quickly answered barely letting him get his words through. Mark's lips formed an O shape it look like he didn't know how to take the rejection, or what he thought was rejection.

"I'd count this as us getting to know each other as friends and that'll determine if we'll ever have a first date. Deal?"

Mark Playfully glared. "I don't do negotiations, it's really my way or no way."

"Well not this time Mr. Lee."

Mark was clearly Reluctant to agree and it took a good minute before he nodded. "Alright but don't expect me to ever agree to your terms again in future."

"Right because that'd take away your bad boy aura." You chuckled.

Once again Mark looked as if was the most obvious thing in the world. "Yea exactly."

You instantly stopped laughing, yeah this would be an interesting Friendship that may or may not develope into a relationship in the future.

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I apologize for royaly screwing up Anon's request I was tired when I wrote this, please forgive me ❤.

[tumblunni]

I LOVE YOKAI WATCH SO MUCH

All these monsters are just so soft and the music is great and there's so much craftsmanship put into the environments i keep finding new tiny lil secret animations for stuff?? Like when you go into houses you take off or put on your shoes, when you cross the street you press the button on the traffic lights, when you run and stop real fast you do a slide, YOU CAN RUN UP AND SLIDE DOWN ACTUAL SLIDES, you can sneak behind houses to find secret routes and crawl underneath stuff cos youre short, when yoy run too much ypu get winded for a few seconds, and ONLY JUST NOW i discovered you can use all the equipment in the school's outdoor gym field by walking up against it, and theres several shortcuts because of this! You can climb up the rope strengtg test thingie and then POLE VAULT OVER THE WALL holy shit this kid is hella reckless but i appeciate cutting a good two minutes off my commute across the town.

And can i say that the idea of an open world town game is really really fuckin good?? Its just like all those open world explorations except its in an urban area instead. Like this town is HUGE! And theres so many hidden areas in alleyways behind houses and roads under roads and stuff. Lots of places where they placed a treasure chest in just the right spot to say "hey this area is reachable!" and then yoy have such a great time figuring out how! And so much is already open just at the start of the game, ive got totally sucked into this!! I've already found a few places thatre clearly intended for later in the game but they open up JUST enough early on for you to get a taste and feel hyped to come back later!! There's a sewer dungeon and a mine tunnel dungeon that you can just get one floor into and see hints of where theres treasure chests or boss enemies you'll someday be able to reach! And aaaa ive had this delay in the lp's progress cos i got so sucked into finding all the yokai currently available. Thats the BEST part of the open world town stuff! You dont just find monsters as random encounters or in special supernatural areas, the whole damn slogan of the thing is Yokai Are Everywhere! You're encouraged to search under vending machines, cars, windowsills, plantpots, flowerbeds, trees, lakes, sewers, trash cans and goddamn everything!!! All the actual town stuff in the town is a monster spawning spot, and the randomized nature of it means theres always a reason to run around town even if youve already been somewhere. There's always only (for example) three or four trashcans around the town that have Dimmy, out of like 15. And you have a radar system to track them down so its super fun! And then theres some rare spots which are kinda frustrating, like hungramps only in the cardboard box in one alleyway and pupsicle only in one of tge many ponds which honestly doesnt make sense. That one took the longest to grind! Oh and there's the weirdness of Slush's recolour Droplet which is THE SAME COLOUR except slightly darker! Its only rare cos you dont notice when you got one, lol. Apparantly it has an even rarer version but that one's bright red, thankfully! Cant get that one yet tho, otherwise id keep grinding for even more hours lollll

Aaaa my heart just feels so full when i play this game! It really captures the fun of exploring new places as a kid! Sucks that im not allowed to run arpund collecting cute snails now i'm an adult, but this captures the feeling of it more than pokemon does. Its possibly the reason why pokemon go was so monumentally popular? But i think this captures the feeling of more interactively SEARCHING for your monsters while also having the actual substance to back it up and keep you playing. Also it has such loving replication of childhood! I already mentioned the cute animations giving personality to your kid, but there's also the little touch that currency is in kiddy bucks. I.e. you gain smaller amounts of pennies from all money sources, and working up to £5 feels like 4000g in other games. Tho ive actually been grinding so long that i have £400 now! Im spending it on food to give all my monster friends!!! THEY ALL HAVE FAVOURITE FOODS AAA IM FEEDING A SENTIENT WALL A POT NOODLE one of the monsters is a fake wall with legs yo these designs are SO cute! Bit of a missed opportunity tho that its just a random find in grassy areas when it could have been its own minigame maybe? Like, test how well youre memorizing this giant map by having one out of place wall appear somewhere and you need to find it. There's a hide and seek minigame in every game this company's ever made so i'll be sad if there's not one here!

Aaaanyway the wall is the last yokai i need to grind for and then FINALLY i will resume the goddamn tutorial and get past the first story event, lol. Really i feel like they shouldnt have opened up the world so much so early, ive got sooooo sidetracked by joy~!

The lil wall guy is named Noway aaa i love them...

Oh oh oh and ive accidentally got attatched tp some yokai i didnt really like the designs of, cos the way they play in battle is so creative and useful! Currently my big pal is Leadoni ("lead-on" + oni aka goblin). Theyre a weird kinda mehh design thats a neat concept but the execution is weird. Cos their supernatural power is making you get lost, they have one giant hand doing a beckoning gesture, and one tiny one waving a little flag. But what makes the design meh to me is that otherwise the design is just 100% a generic cutesy oni like in any other game. So it looks kinda extra gross to have a massive muscley hand on a tiny child thing. I feel like the more cutesy you make the body the more creepy that hand is, lol! But its really useful in battle cos it leads enemies astray too, it takes attacks that were originally targeting its teammates. Thats just so kind!!! So i feel bad that i named mine Doomfist and Foomdist XD i didnt expect id use them so much! But i like that the game is so good it made me go "aww kind babby" even for the one design that looked legit scary to me. BABBY PROTECTS THEY FAMBLY AAAAA

God i love this game...

[johnnysseocute]

Enemies to lovers - Lee Donghyuck

Warnings lot of cursing, a little kiss, FLUFFF !!

A/N: this is unedited but its kinda cute i worked hard pls enjoy

when donghyuck hates someone he HATES them

its just the gemini in him

like it didnt take much for him to hate yoy either

you and mark shared a class so ofc when you and him started hanging out around the dorms and shit he wasnt having ut

walking around with your cute laugh and beautiful smile HYUCK WAS NOT HAVING !! IT

so when you tried to introduce yourself he was weirdly distant and a little rude

which was confusing a bit to you bc you couldve sworn you were smiling your winning smile to try and win him over but he wasnt won over

and from then on the glares and bumping began in the halls

and from then on you couldnt stand him

you had no idea what his problem was all you knew was he had a sly comment whenever you said anything and continuously glared daggers into your skull

so fuck hyuck ! AAAAA I HAD TO

you and your mutual hatred for hyuck made it a lil awkward for you guys to all hang out

like mark or any of the other dreamies wanted you to come over to the dorms they wpuld always have to go through the petty arguments yall had Y/N v hyuck !!

and one day after a huge argument over some dumb shit it was over what movie to watch smh mark sent donghyucks grumpy ass into the room to have a talk with him

"i dont even know why you hate them they've literally done nothing to you"

mark was right but he still sat on the bed w his arms folded pouting ITS VERY CUTE MIGHT I ADD

so mark knowing hyuck continue

"y'know yall are very similar i bet thats why you hate them so much, its like when little boys pull little girls pigtails on the playground bc they have a crush on th-"

"FUCK OFF MARK, IM NOT 8"

and mark laughed bc he knew he was right and he knew donghyuck knew too so his work was done

"come out when your ready to be civil and apologize"

but ofc while mark was giving hyuck his mini talk jaemin and jeno sat you down and told you they hated seeing their best friends hate each other

so somehow with the help of jaemins very convincing smile you agreed to hang out with hyuck ... alone

so when donghyuck came out to apologize you said sorry too and offered the cute little 'friend date' idea jeno came up with

before donghyuck could say he would rather die mark stepped saying he agreed setting a time and date so you two can finally get to know eachother

you guys met up at a local cafe to study

and at first it seemed like it would be a complete disaster

but you both showed up trying your hardest not to be complete asses

you both ended up ordering the same thing which hyuck laugh a little

maybe mark was actually on to smth abt the similarity thing but he would never admit to mark being right

"wow maybe your laugh isnt annoying"

your comment making you both laugh

you guys continued the lil study session it getting more bearable over time

finding out abt that you guys have some of the same interests

like music, tv shows, movies ALL KINDS OF SHIT

yall were just clicking and it was surprising but nice

and it was almost time for you to go hone so hyuck panicked and said that he didnt understand a certain section of the notes so he asked of you could teach him it "even though your still dumb as shit"

he made sure to add so you wouldnt ofc get the wrong idea

"but coming from the dumb ass asking me for help but go off !"

and for the first time both of yohr insults were lighthearted and left hyuck feeling a little fuzzy inside and when you left he just sat there

like what the fuck was he doing he understood those notes he fucking wrote them he just wanted you be there back with him,,,, just the two of you

he couldnt stand being in the room with you but now he wanted to spend as much time with your bitchass as possible

so this continued for a couple of weeks

he continued not to understand things and help you with the things you understand too

his insults began to lose their edge and turned into things like 'u cute loser'

and he began texting you more often and somehow getting more touchy with you, offering to walk you home and playfully trying to hold your hand

mark ofc noticed how he would ask abt you more often and try his damn hardest to somehow wedge you into the convo

"so hyuck hows your study sessions Y/N going ??"

"fine, theyre pretty dumb"

mark turned around to scold him but he stopped bc he saw him,,,,, smiling,,,,, the lee donghyuck was smiling,,,,, all bc of you

and then. thats when mark knew.

"WHAT YOU TAKE THAT BACK I DO NOT LIKE THEM THATS FUCKING GROSS EW"

buuuuut mark saw right through him, hed known donghyuck for way too long so he pushed him more

"so you dont like anything abt them ??? at all ??"

"i mean they're not that bad i guess. kinda cute and funny and they have the cutest little giggle and they way they scrunch theyre nose an-"

"OH MY GOD I KNEW"

"THAT MEANS NOTHING YOU DUMB BITCH LEAVE ME ALONE"

so hyuck went to bed with a lot on his mind and ofc the next day he had to see you

on your study session he was weirdly quiet and wasnt giving you his usual witty retorts to any of your comments so you knew something was off

"hey hyuck is everything alright i know you really cant stand me but if theres something wrong im here to talk"

"HOLY SHIT I THINK IM IN LOVE WITH YOU"

shit shit shit he didnt mean to blurt it out like that you just looked extra cute that day and you were beong extra sweet and plus you used his nickname AND IT WAS TOO MUCH FOR HIM !!

as he went to apologize and desperately look for a way to cover it up

"HOLY SHIT I FEEL THE SAME WAY"

and he froze,,,,,,

"ITS JUST I THOUGHT YOU STILL HATED ME SO I WAS SCARED TO ADMIT IT BUT I REALLY LIKE BEING AROUND YOU AND YOURE SO CUTE HYUCK I JUST WANTED TO KISS YOU"

"OH MY GOD I WAS TOO SCARED YOU HATED ME STILL LIKE THATS WHY I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING BUT IT WAS KILLING ME BC MY GOD YOU ARE CUTE Y/N"

so basically you and hyuck screamed abt you guys liked eachother for a good 5 min until yall calmed down and just giggled

but it was already time for you to go so you asked him to walk you home in the quietest voice and his heart dropped

like yes !! you cute bitch !!

and he actually held your hand this time swinging it and lifting it up to kiss your hand every once in a while just to hear your giggle

and it was sooo nice to actually be able to express how he felt abt you

and once you reached your house, you gave him a quick peck on his lips holding his face in your hands

"now i want a real date you cute loser"

"whatever you say you adorable dork"

and with that donghyuck was off with the brightest smile on his face

until he remembered he would have to see tge dreamies and all their smug asses

but for now he'll just bask in the fact that the cutest person to walk the earth just kissed him

[wakabond-blog]

PyeongChang Men’s SP Reaction

FOREWARNING: someone remind me to never do this again I literally sweat through my shorts going through this emotional earthquake

I had reservations about doing this reaction post but I’m watching the NBC mini-promos for everyone (cue lil’ kid saying that Javi is his ONLY hero <3) competing tonight and all the feels flooding in.

Also gonna put my dream podium out there in advance so I can lay claim to my fantasies before they possibly flop: Yuzu, Nathan, Javi (in that order for Gold, Silver, and Bronze), but ofc the best scenario is that everyone skates well and leaves the ice happy and the gremlin judges can do whatever. I haven’t watched a lot of the earlier-group men this season, but looking at their music choices I’m pretty excited for Julian Zhi Jie Yee’s Build a Home program (P/C’s 2016 FS from Euros that year still sticks with me) and hopefully Yaroslav hits his 4F. Just writing out everyone’s name is getting me hella nervous

THIRTY ONE GUYS UP 4 HOURS FML LET’S GIT TO IT, first group up on warmup ice: ayyy Vincent hitting a nice 4Lz-3T

AHHH NBC dropping me randomly into Felipe Montoya’s program right into a botched 3F-2T; c’mon man AISH U TOOK AWAY JAVIER RAYA’S SPOT FOR THIS uwu I kinda dig the all white costume tho but must be a binch to find from the audience viewpoint

Chafik Besseghier actually into taximan more than during the Team SP like yeah sure NBC say it’s part of “French creativity” but that taxi look is wonky...points for commitment though, right? 77.01 with all those lil’ green boxes gouda job Chafik; also a note on that French quirky creativity comment anyone else remember Brian Joubert trying to “disprove” people calling him gay by doing a nude photoshoot

MY BOI Vincent Zhou HITS DAT 4Lz-3T first at the Olympics with that 4Lz-3T combo!!! gah other two jumps off-axis but damn he has the hardest technical content but man you gotta deliver all of it including rotations and GOE; also *pushes glasses up* Vincent ~almost~ got a perfect ACT score wat u doing get that 36 (LOL AT THE COMMENTATORS SAYING HIS SIS GOT A PERFECT SCORE); BANG 84.53 with some stubby GOEs I can live with that new season’s best YAAAS u chase those cars

Okay so the announcement for Denis Ten is in English over the loudspeakers but there’s like a little interruption when they just repeat the word “Kazakhstan” but in Korean phonetics; REIGNING BRONZE MEDALIST LET’S GO nope there goes the 4S-->2S, NICE triple axel though!, also loving the royal blue shirt, triple lutz triple NO (sorry had to say that), but the music is great kinda operatic but not like a loud Bocelli; considering his injuries and other hurdles this is alright, his entire season had a rough start ALSO the flower girls have dresses that match the rink so QUTE also Frank Carroll is still not retired mkay

Matteo Rizzo NICE 3A also considering that this is choreo’d by his mom this is great, strong Italian vibes, really good lines, straight camel with the leg position above the hip, good rotation; love the arms out of the 3Lz this would be a program I would want to do OKAY NBC WE GET THAT U NEED A QUAD TO GET ON THE PODIUM but friggin Matteo’s job is to make his mom choreo proud also considering how this is by far the biggest stage he’s been on after dethroning Ivan Righini, dis is gr8

Michael Christian Martinez honestly still love his taking YOI in stride basically Phichit IRL, not a great performance by any means, really low score in the 50s sheesh but hey that signature Biellmann though! this first group was alright still looking ahead

Yaroslav Paniot that was rough :/// also he took out the 4F and fell on all 3 passes (I mean he landed on his knee on the axel but like...what do you even call that?) damn Tammy Gambill coaches him too, into last place :(( it’s okay Yaroslav

Yan Han going for that hard nose blow and tissue grab looks intense LOVE THAT HARD SLAP ON THE BARRIER you got this my man, AHHH yas more Twilight, NICE TRIPLE AXEL BEST SO FAR man was that rotation fast, crap that 4T still looking for a clean toe in this comp; also these SPs are passing really quickly, Vincent still in the lead after Han’s 80.63

Julian Zhi Jie Yee OMGOMGOMG okay excited for this, awww love the shot back to the opening ceremony; love his shirt with the slight slit V not intrusive but modern and sleek LOVE LOVE LOOOOOVE it; AHHH THE BEATS OF BUILD A HOME ready for this show off for Malaysia, NICE TRIPLE AXEL he had so much space coming down, maintaining composure, come on GREAT LUTZ halfway mark here come the lyrics and ahhh slipping on the 3F-3T, I think that content should be enough for him to make the FS, lines could be a bit better but his spin levels seem there good for him! Man he really floated on the 3A I’m hoping this’ll go into the low 70s yep 73.58 good score for him

And cue more ice-less places Brendan Kerry kinda attractive in that down-under way, used to be really smol but then hit that caucasian puberty WHOOO first clean 4T of the comp, like the shimmery dark blue shirt, nice 3Lz-3T who needs a quad sal if there’s anything the pairs comp taught us it’s that going clean leaves a greater impression than hard tricks, saved that 3A, this cut of Everybody Wants to Rule the World is so #inspirational someone get me my book of self-affirmations also getting all these coach-skater revelations Nikolai Morozov coaches Kerry?? dang, whoa slots right in behind Vincent with an 83 and change

Moris Kvitelashvili okay who tf put his name as Morisi on the official docs they actually announced his names as that ETERI U ONLY HAVE ONE BOY, bring on the Buble, smooth 3A that flow, def on feelin good on that 4S, after Boyangman’s Spiderman program I’ve grown to have a deeper appreciation for Michael Buble, he’s really tall but one of those lanky awkward guys but eh I give him props for having the gumption to compete for Georgia and getting to compete on Olympic ice

Keegan Messing LOL his intro “actually born in Alaska, proficient Yo-Yo master” aww singin in the rain WOW nice 4T-3T I’m laughin at clouds too Keegan, oof that 3A fall though, very fast spinner no travelling either...okay but seriously can we get RIka Kihira here to give these guys a 3A clinic or something, for a second this really feels like a Javi program, nice 3Lz to finish out the jumps my god I thought his coach was either Eteri/Shawn White c.2010 hair wow 85 taking away the lead from Vincent; 12 men done, 18 left!

This next warmup group Danny wit dat fresh haircut, NBC hyping up the final group omg chill ur horses, Michal with those sleeve ribbons!

Michal Brezina those bedazzled dragons, WOW QUAD sal (okay I thought it was a flip at first), good 3A nothing under review, not to compare but to compare this is like Seimei beta ver., beautiful delayed 3F, also I feel like I hear people clapping along to the drums but I don’t see anyone...it’s prolly the NK cheer squad, this skate should just sneak into 1st, damn his profile sideshot looks like a dinosaur, AWWW RAF lol still surprised by these coaching situations OH BOI lol just into 1st by 0.04 over Keegan

Cha Junhwan c’mon get that gypsy dance on bring the soul of Wakaba to the games (I expect shoulder shimmies), TAKE A DEEEEP breath Brian, wow dicey moment with the 3F-3T but landed flawlessly, even better 3A crowd goes WILDDDD, quick interjection these scores that are starting to pile into the mid-80s are seriously reminding me of the bronze-medal battle in Sochi I mean yeah now there’s a pretty solid list of 5/6 guys for the podium but still..chills..., might have urs but really bringing the energy otherwisein the stsq arms flairs right on the beat of the music (I’ll count those as shimmies) wow first standing O very well deserved all the korean flags!!

Other sidenote you know who’s gonna get more cool team jackets than Marina Zueva? Brian friggin Orser: Canada, Korea, Japan, Spain, Kazakhstan! all those colors!! gotta catch ‘em all and with a score of 83+ Junhwan goes into that pack of mid-80s

Paul Fentz jacksepticeye doppleganger back on the ice, honestly great 3T-3T screw the squad his air position is really good, wow wild like on the 3A but again great air position (honestly this plus straight legs on camel spins are like the must-haves), also loving this jazzy music it works for him, Wonderwall was WUNDERFUL

Interjection of hockey testosterone jeez being a referee in that would be terrifying you’re wearing no padding sheesh

Misha Ge okay srsly what is the point of saying “Uzbekistan” in English and then again in Korean phonetics? not into the brown ombre, good 3A, getting gypsy pirate vibes gawd that spin extension though ta die fo

Cutaway to Yuzu absolutely DESTROYIN that EZ applesauce pouch (okay it’s not applesauce but man is he twistin every last drop out)

And since I’m already doing this huge ass shitpost I might as well comment on some of the commercials, the 23andme thing where Warren Buffett narrates “ill let u choose any car but u only get one you’d take care of it so well right WELL THAT’s UR BODY”...kinda hypocritical coming from a dude who only eats McDs, See’s Candies, Coke and steak...

Jorik Hendrickx awww I actually had no idea his sis Loena made it too, gosh Je Suis Malade reminds me of Adelina’s failed comeback...anyway good 3A to start; I remember how emotional his qualifying through Nebelhorn was enjoy this bb, wow he’s gonna join the mid-80s pack too judges panicking how tf do we separate them AWW Loena clapping so cute and Jorik smiling!! love this

Also screaming about how I can see the final group on my shitpost list getting closer to my cursor *bites nails*

Literally the biggest actual fuqboi of this comp Daniel Samohin is up with a new ‘do that fresh fade also doesn’t he have that company/group thing black wolf white wolf WELL DAMN BLACK WOLF JUST HIT HIS 4T-3T god remember when he destroyed his shoulder at Skate America, whoa first two clean quads of the comp so far who knew flopchild would it get together at the Olympics also classic Daniel guitar solo ay fuq down on the 3A gdi this is why we can’t have nice things LOL also the first skater to finish in the wrong direction, cute lil’ smile at the end though! Also gonna hit the low-80s aww happy tears!!! omg is that Nikolai Morozov yup 80 points and change jeez top 6 all separated by less than 2 points lol

Group 4 on the ice jeez those short sleeves SLAY BOI LOL THESE ADAM PROMOS literally all of the vernacular “fierce, I’m a full prone monster” *smizes* okay I’m going for a walk and hope to be back by Deniss see ya’ll in a quick sec and good luck to the first five in this group...but srsly I gotta get up or else risk carpal tunnel at this point </3

Adam Rippon, Dmitri Aliev

Okay jk I made it back for Patrick Chan midway through his performacne looks like his first couple jump elements were good supposedly missed his 3A he looks really tense damn PChiddy it’s alright (sidenote his chest looks bigger than I remember), also ofc Dimi is in the lead now with a tech score over 50

Keiji Tanaka, Alexei Bychenko both happened but I took a shower to be clean for some clean skates

Also isn’t it crazy how Deniss is literally skating right before Yuzu man those world standings were a bit of a surprise at first Deniss Vasiljevs (jk my shower also overran his performance so I’m looking at the protocols rn but hey, good thing is my energy’s now conserved for GROUP 6!)

YESS NBC showing (at least part of) the warmup; Javi hits a BOSS 4S so smooth; Nathan’s smiling, Yuzu looks healthy! my god seeing all the faves on ice together warming up at the OLYMPIC stage is just *clutches chest* a lil’ too much for a casual Thursday evening; okay one more set of commercials and we are off to the RACES!!!

Yuzuru Hanyu TAKES THE ICE the first bars of Ballade a personal fave piece, breatheee, head roll, sway,ohmigod you could hear the sound of a pin dropping, come one quad sal to open...YES OH MY GOD NICE 13 POINTS!!! for that one element, great donut spin, 1 2 3 1 2 3 getting all of his levels ofc great character in spins timed to music, love the sound of his blades BLIND MOHAWK INTO 3A TRADEMARK HIT IT’S HAPPENING ONLY THE COMBO LEFT IS HE GONNA DO THE RIPPON ON THE END YES NICE HE HIT IT OH MY FUQQIN GOD THE POOHS THE OBAACHANS IN THE AUDIENCE THIS IS SERIOUSLY MAGICAL BEAT THAT WOWOWOW THE POOH BEARS RAIN DOWN AGAIN I have never seen so many thrown down at once at him DAMN; this is a true champion, my god yes yes YES!!!! my god I don’t know how get got that 3T WITH RIPPON out at the end lol Ghislain Briand and B Orser jumping; WORLD RECORD GIVE IT TO HIM NEVER DOUBT YU.ZU.RU. HAN.YU; BAM 111 triple ONES BEAT THAT YESS AND HE’S SMILING

OKay okay I gotta calm down for Nathan Chen the Poohs are cleared, yes this is a POTO costume but he looks good; GOD DAMN IT CAMERAMAN YOU MISSED THE FUQQIN DIP YOU HAD ONE JOB ARGHHHH, blade sounds are louder than YUZUS BUT HERE COMES THE 4LZ...OH SHIT MY GOD AND THE QUAD TOE JESUS FUCKING HELL IT WASN’T A COMBO either wow...I’m speechless..come one Nate finish it out finish it out OH FUCKING...33 TECHSCoRE?!?!?!?!?!? He’s still breathing though, looks alright, okay he’s still honestly so young and I understand he exudes this chill outlook which is great but all the pressure had to have gotten him (or he just got unlucky with this bad day :///) nerves?? I know there’s still the free skate left but I want him to walk away from all this feeling okay, not hating skating or anything and making a comeback (hopefully??) in Beijing and maybe having a Chloe Kim kind of moment OH FUQ 13th place 82+...my god

Mikhail Kolyada actually shaking his head after seeing Nathan’s scores we’re all shocked buddy; but skate well hit that sky-high lutz loving your mozart, come on come one; okay triple honestly I just don’t want to see any more thuds on the ice that’s good oh fuck...4T a goner out of the four disciplines this is the one that has the least assured gold medalist and maybe that’s contributing to the nerves? It’s okay Mikhail, your 3A was pretty, and YAY GOT A SMILEY SPASIBO y’know at the Olympics all I can hope for as a spectator is that everyone skates happy and goes as big and clean as possible and leaves happy or at least not too hard on themselves and I know that’s easy to say but so much of sports/life in general is psychological and it just pains me to think of how these guys might react to this under-delivered performances

Shoma Uno smolma please whisk us away with Winter, literally gonna bounce the fuq off of Shrooma if he lands everything please save this; NICE 4F, lines ofc can’t compete with Hanyu but you know...World Silver...he’s got the goods, get those clean edges, skating skills, stsq levels, okay 4T YES YES YES 3T great my god SHOMA SAVES THE TRIPLE AXEL PRAISE AWWWW THE SMILE!!!!! FUCKING MELTING FOR THIS DARK HORSE WHO BTW IS WORLD SILVER REIGNING, MY GOD THIS IS CLUTCH; AND HE HAS HIGHLIGHTS TAKE THAT BINCH, ugh I’m so conflicted right now with all of these flops and clean skates and my head is muddled guessing 106 okay okay lowballed the components gets a 104 also had to save a couple landings I get it but THOSE THUNDERTHIGHS SAVING THE DAY

Javier Fernandez oh please please please all I want is for you to bring home a medal GIVE US CHAPLIN GIVE US 4S AND 4T3T THIS IS YOUR CHANCE GO FOR IT, NICE ON THE COMBO, NICE 4S HOLY HELL ALSO SHOUTOUT TO MY MOM FOR RECOGNIZING THIS AS CHAPLIN U KNOW HE’S DOING HIS JOB and that AMAZING TRIPLE AXEL; so lovely oh my god this is beautiful, tbh I think my mom is actually falling in love with him “his costume looks so good on him O.O” she’s predicting he’ll win and my mom is like...never wrong so...okay tech score just exactly 60, I’m hoping 109 range oh my god GIVE HIM THE PCS IF NOT FOR HIM FOR MY MOM OH MY GOD

HYPING UP Jin Boyang for my mom okay come on GIVE US THAT CROUCHING TIGER MAGIC, LORI CHOREO DO UR FUQQIN $10K MAGIC, AMAZING 4LZ-3T, ONE OF THE BEST 4T, OG QUAD KING TARA MENTION THAT YES YES *DOES MERYL MEME POINTING FINGERS*, BEAT DRUM DROP, ERHU  YES THAT 3A OH MY GOD YES YES YES JIN GO GO GO YES THE KARATE HANDS IN THE SIT SPIN, WORD THE STSQ YOU’RE GETTING ALL OF THE LEVELS GO GO GO THIS IS YOUR LAST ELEMENT HIT THE POSES GET THE EDGES GET THE TURNS KICK TWIZZLES BUTTERFLY KICK YES FIST PUMP YES YES YES YES YESSSSSS MY GOD YES GIVE HIM A SCORE TO COMPETE WITH SHOMA 104+, okay okay I can work with 103.32

Okay wow so heading into the FS tomorrow:

-Nathan, get that redemption skate, go big, go clean, love it, love yourself

-Yuzuru: bring that Seimei power, work your natural magic, be yourself, keep the intensity, and just let it flow

-Javi: VAMOS VAMOS VAMOS BE QUIXOTE, get your own redemption from Sochi (also lol I don’t think it matters what happens in the end but you’ve already won in my mother’s heart)

-Shoma: SHOOM SHOOM INTO OUR HEARTS EVEN MORE, channel your 2017 Worlds Diva moment, do it do it DO IT

-Boyang: BRING THE STAR WARS HIT US WITH THAT ANGELIC SAUCE

[sleepykichii]

11 Questions Tag

i was tagged by @pinkheichou @tiny-heichou and @salbelni so that's uh...that's 33 questions holy shit this is gonna be forever long lmaoo

Rules: 1. Always post the rules 2. Answer the questions given by the person who tagged you 3. Write 11 questions of your own 4. Tag 11 people

idk if it’ll tag you guys if i put them under the cut so! i tag: @tokyo-ghouls-eat-rawmen @kingtatsunari @bertoltssweat @sluttttysurveycorps @piningmarco @lesliebruhleria @iviarka @softymir @dallyingdivergent @levi-nyanchou @noodlesforlyfe  don’t feel obligated to do this!! 

1. Is there a book/movie that you’ve read/watched many times? Which one? i usually dont like rewatching/rereading things but my guilty pleasure is snk, i love to watch the dubbed episodes and compare it to the subbed episodes, i love going back and noticing details i couldnt bc i was reading subtitles, comparing manga panels to anime scenes, yknow, lil things like that 2. What do you love most about your friends? they try their best to cheer me up when they know i'm feeling down~ 3. Ever been a witness to someone doing something hella embarrassing? (You don’t have to tell anything about it) uh yeah, my best friend irl fell and literally slid down her stairs when she was drunk after prom last year and wanted to do it again 4. A fandom you didn’t think you would ever be a part of? tbh danganronpa. on my old blog, before i got back into watching anime, i thought their hair was rly...unique, to say the least, and didn't think i would ever give it the time of day 5. Do you have a “trash character” you like? komaeda :') and ouma, i know a lot of ppl rly don't like him lmao 6. Pastel or Black? black, i love pastels but i look rly good in black lmao 7. Pet peeves? when ppl ignore/interrupt me, unneccesary loud noises, lack of privacy, AND WHEN PPL CHEW WITH THEIR MOUTH OPEN OH MY GOD 8. If you had one free wish what would it be? (Wishing for xx/endless wishes is not allowed) i would wish to bring immense joy to myself and every person i crossed paths with! 9. What are your favourite tropes/AUs for your ships? holy SHIT im a slut for AUs. i lovelovelove actor AUs, zombie/post apocalyptic AUs, high school/boarding school AUs, college AUs, summercamp AUs, band AUs, coffee shop AUs, apartment AUs...i could rly go on but i'll stop lmaooo 10. Are you an emotional person? VERY 11. Are you more attracted to popular ships or rare pairs? i dont rly have a preference, if i see a ship i like, it's popularity doesn't concern me c:

1. Whats your favorite book? i rly don't know, i haven't read a book in forever fml i've already read all the books on my shelf and they're like...8th grade reading level :-// my most recent read was more than this by patrick ness and it was pretty good! 2. Do you collect anything? stickers!! i love stickers so much lmao what else...cute pins, and i'm slowly building a collection i call 'roadside paintings' where -- you guessed it -- i pick up deserted paintings on the side on the road. i currently have two hanging up in my room! 3. The last Song you listened to? sir sly - high 4. Do you like Tea? If yes whats your favorite kind of tea? fuck yeah!! tea > coffee, all day every day. i rly love blueberry acai green tea and papaya passionfruit black tea!! 5. Whats the first Anime/Manga you ever watched/read? if u wanna get technical, sailor moon was the first ever, but naruto is the first one i went out of my way to watch. the first manga was shugo chara! i would probably still read it bc the characters are adorable and the plot is interesting! 6. Whats your favorite childhood movie? pokemon 2000!! 7. Your favorite poem? the universe took its time on you crafted you precisely so you could offer the world something distinct from everyone else so when you doubt how you were created you doubt an energy greater than us both -rupi kaur 8. Your favorite Painting? i don't rly have one!! 9. Whats the most amazing thing that happened to you? still somehow being alive right this very second 10. Whats the Title of the last Fanfiction you have read? i wanna say it was something simple like 'roommates' or along those lines, i honestly haven't read fanfiction in a couple weeks;; 11. Write 3 Book, Fanfic and Manga Title that you totally recommend! i have the comprehension skills of a potato so idk if you mean three of each or three total so i'm just gonna do three total book: more than this - patrick ness (rly good, rly weird. makes you think about our reality a little more. worth a reread when you're finished so you can piece all the information together) fanfic: blue bear - afishoutofwater (snk/eremin - i was in tears by the end of this, it's so sad but very well written. major character death & angst, just a heads up!) manga: killing stalking (hoo boy. this isnt for the faint of heart, lots of dark themes along the lines of torture and murder. not everyone's cup of tea, and that's okay!! <3)

① What are you most proud of? this is probably stupid to be proud of but it's the first thing that came to mind even though i wasnt that good, i made it into my eighth grade talent show playing the keyboard i got up there in front of the entire middle school and fucked up tremendously BUT I DIDNT CHICKEN OUT! so!! +1 point for tay woohoo ② Have you ever been so impressed you were left speechless? if you mean impressed by someone's level of stupidity, yeah lmaooo, otherwise not rly ③ What’s your favorite time of day? 10AM - 2-3PM, i'm the only one awake during these hours (unless my mom has work) and the house is completely silent for once ④ Is there a certain song that gives you goosebumps everytime you hear it? history maker from yoi gave me goosebumps for a while but no song has consistently given me goosebumps lmao ⑤ Is there something, let it be a hobby/food/movie/book/song/etc., from your childhood that you still love today? i still collect stickers and i still rly love beanie babies...i also don't mind watching the berenstein bears/dragon tales with my niece bc those were my faves when i was a kid ⑥ What never fails to make you happy? my morning solitude and fluffy art/fanfics of my otps!! ⑦ Do you dream? If so, which one was most memorable? i dream sometimes, but my fave reccurring dream is where everything is neon, like the saturation has been yanked up 100%, and i'm just walking down a sidewalk minding my own business, and then it starts raining acid and everything starts melting away until i'm just kinda floating in the void lmao i usually wake up right after everything disappears ⑧ Who’s your favorite tumblr artist/writer/editor/etc.? Feel free to name/tag more than one! the first one that came to mind was @glassesgirl0401, rarepair mom for life ; v ; ⑨ What’s your favorite fanart? Could you please link to its source? omg i love every piece of fanart tht i reblog i cant pick just one!! i rly love how everyone has their own art style and ways of drawing certain things differently, the individuality is what makes art so amazing! ⑩ What’s your headcanoned sexuality/gender identity/romantic orientation of your favorite SNK character? omg there's so many tht i like aaaaa if i had to pick just one, it would be armin and he's hella gay :3 ⑪ ^May I draw them with their pride flag’s colors for you? AAAAAA PLEASE?? that would be so great?! thank you!!! <3

here are my questions, i tried to make them interesting! 1.) If you had one, what was your 'stereotype' in school? (jock, nerd, goth, etc) 2.) What are your favorite and least favorite foods? 3.) Who is your favorite character from your current fandom and why? 4.) If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? 5.) What are your favorite hobbies? 6.) Spring, Summer, Fall, or Winter? 7.) What's one obstacle you've overcome recently? 8.) Yes or no: Pineapple on pizza? Fries dipped in mayonnaise? Ketchup on eggs? 9.) What is your most resourceful skill? 10.) If you could pick three fictional characters to bring to life, who would they be and why? 11.) What is the end-goal for you; What do you want to do with your life?

thanks for reading this far lmao sorry that took a lot longer than i thought it would

[serpensthesia]

tagged by the wonderful @synonym-for-life, the lovely @silveredglass, the amazing @cat-wolfe and the fantastic @fleetofshippyships! go check all of them out right now! do it!!!

zodiac: august 22 - leo (if you try to tell me I’m a virgo, I will FIGHT you... which is a pretty leo thing to do, honestly.)

hogwarts house: slytherin with a side of ravenclaw. through the official pottermore quiz (both iterations), I’ve ended up in both houses, but I’m more frequently placed in slytherin when I take other quizzes. and I also have a slytherin sticker on my car, so I’ve made my decision. 🐍🐍🐍


favourite color: blues, purples and greens and red! pretty much the only colors I don’t really love are yellow and brown.


time now: 8:06 PM


last thing I googled: "kanye west chopped and screwed” - listen, I don’t even usually like chopped and screwed stuff (I have no htx pride, whatever) but, like, this is not all terrible


blankets I sleep with: usually just one big fuzzy (and v soft) black blanket


favorite bands: this is a question, man. okay. listen. afi used to be my long time answer to this question (they are maybe not so good now but davey havok is a beauty and sing the sorrow will always be a #jam in my book)(that linked video is my fave song by them and you know i’m a real fan because that song isn’t even on spotify). and then brand new is my other sort of standard answer because I will always be a sad lil emo baby (and I have probably seen them live more than any other artist).

but, like, bands from this century (lol)... I love baths (I mean, actual baths but also the band (which is really just one dude) called baths), wavves, clipping., everything everything, st. vincent... favorite solo artist: aw, man. this is seriously the same as above. I just don’t know if I can choose. kanye west?! kendrick lamar, vince staples, flume, yelle... mura masa? I don’t know!!


dream trip: I’m a boring dweeb, so france. but also like... all the other places, too. atlantis!! I want to go to atlantis!


currently wearing: yoga pants, my where the upside ends shirt, sports bra (because I held true to my #vacaygoals of not wearing a real bra the whole time and I’m apparently still in vacay mode)


age of blog: this blog? 11 months old! (but I have another tumblr that is literally 100% reblogged aesthetic garbage that’s like 7 years old).


things I post: the og otp: drarry! but also some johnlock, hannigram, yoi!! stuff (mostly my baby yurio), occasionally lawlight or bubbaline (holy hell can someone just tell me how this ship name is spelled?!?!) with a dash of politics type stuff. sometimes there are cupcakes, too.

i’mma tag (if you want to, and you totally don’t have to!): @bottseveryflavorbeans, @devinesis, @h-holy, @cyanidebee, @lunarseahorse (lol, guys, this is irl bestfran and she’s going to be so mad but she’s the best), and you! if you see this and want to do it, consider yourself tagged! (and tag me so I can learn things about you!)

[yukipri]

YOI Future!Verse ABO AU, Visual Headcanon Web Charts #01

So I always wanted to make one of these. Turns out my headcanons for the most part are WAY too wordy for these things and uh, they’re a bit of a mess >.>;; BUT I hope nonetheless that they’re somewhat fun to read even if barely legible, it was fun to make ^ ^;

1. Super basic relationship chart of the core members of the lovely poly family in this AU.

2. “Adults Think,” the color of each adult indicates their feelings towards the person to whom the arrow is pointing.

3. “Kids Think,” the color of each OC kid indicates their feelings towards the person to whom the arrow is pointing.

There’s obviously a lot more to it than what could be crammed in the lil text boxes, but a gist and pretty much the first things that immediately popped into my mind regarding their interactions. 2 and 3 also mostly show their thoughts while the kids are younger, which will change a bit as they grow up, to be covered in a future post.

*Recommended you right click view image to see full size bc the text is tiny oops

Because the text is so illegible, text only versions of charts 2 and 3 beneath cut, all elaborated quite a bit because I’m so rambly oops:

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IF YOU ARE NEW TO THIS AU: It’s Yuuri-centric polyamory in an ABO setting, Yuuri’s married to four mates (Victor, Yurio, Phichit, Minami) and they have OC kids.

BASICS of this AU

INTRO to how ABO works in this AU

OTHER POSTS (comics + illustrations) in the Future!Verse ABO section of my YOI Masterpost.

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Please keep ship bashing out of the comments/tags. Don’t like, just skip <3 Thank you.

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PLEASE DO NOT REPOST, EDIT, OR OTHERWISE USE MY ART WITHOUT MY EXPLICIT PERMISSION. More detailed rules available on my Rules & FAQ Post.

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Yuuri thinks:

Victor: Vitya I love you but there are some things I REALLY wish you wouldn’t encourage with the kids, I don’t care if you could do it when you were younger it’s terrifying!!

Yurio: Yura, how does it feel now that the kids all think you’re older than me? NO don’t use this as an excuse to call me baby-faced!!

Phichit: PHICHIT please knock some sense into the others, you’re my only hope!--NO don’t just sit back and laugh! I was counting on you!

Minami: Kenjirou, you’re my student and husband NOT my butler, I can get my own bags thank you very much.

Yasha: Darling you can wear whatever you want but PLEASE wear SOMETHING under that dress the old ladies at the park will never look at me the same again

Shura: You don’t need to try so hard to be a rebel, and you also don’t need to spoil Yasha so much. Just tell him no, he’ll deal.

Arisa: Darling it’s amazing that you can do that and I’m so proud of you but please don’t hack the neighbor’s security system again, it’s very hard to explain to them that my toddler was just stretching her intellectual curiosity.

Yuuji: Yuuji, your smile warms my weary soul and I’m sure you’ll inevitably be a little trouble maker too but let me be in denial a bit longer.

Victor thinks:

Yuuri: It’ll be fun, they can handle it, please don’t look at me like that, I’m (pretty) sure they’ll be okay...

Yurio: You may seem like the more responsible parent but you’ll always be my cute bratty student. Now that my seniority is less obvious though, I’m comfortable making you indulge my own brattiness too. what do you mean you were always forced to indulge my brattiness

Phichit: You may act like the most reasonable parent but I see through you--and I’m proud. We’re startlingly alike if I’m honest. Let’s conquer the world.

Minami: You may be a bratty puppy but I rest easy knowing you’re always be Yuuri’s side. Couldn’t ask for a more loyal or dangerous watch dog. Don’t worry I do think of you as human, really.

Yasha: Trust me, I know how fun it can be to tease your brother but take it easy sometime, yes? I love you having fun but it hurts my soul to see Shura have red eyes so often...though yes I do admit that’s cute too OTL

Shura: Sweet child, come here, did Yasha make you cry again? Daddy will give you all the hugs. Don’t run away just because Yasha’s in my other arm!

Arisa: I feel like your adorable eyes are judging me...and guess what, they’re still adorable!! It’s okay, you can judge me all you want! *HUGS*

Yuuji: I have dropped the dishes so many times because it looked like you wanted a hug...I can’t help it...you’re like, a super mini Yuuri...

Yurio thinks:

Yuuri: OI Katsudon, I made this new food thing, try it, am I better than Phichit yet? YEAH NO I know I won’t ever be a better all rounder than him but...what, it’s really good? W-W-WELL OF COURSE IT IS I KNEW THAT HA HA HA *flees*

Victor: I’m mature enough now to recognize what a brat you can be, not that I didn’t already know but--HEY DON’T LAUGH THAT WASN’T PERMISSION

Phichit: Okay FINE I admit I need your help...stop looking so smug! Yes, ugh, fuck that’s clever, alright I know (fuck it’s worse because he’s genuine and never follows up with “I told you so”)

Minami: YOU HAVE SOME NERVE CALLING ME YOUR RIVAL JUST BECAUSE YOU WON GOLD OVER ME TWICE, it was all thanks to Yuuri! NO I’m not being overly conscious of you as a competitor, ugh FINE I admit your skating really impresses me but FUCK YOU

Yasha: Brat, did you just...make me run around the house five times for no reason at all?? UGH I’m not even mad, I’m too tired and too used to this, it’s my own fault for falling for it every time...

Shura: What do you MEAN “I bet you cried a lot when you were a kid too,” don’t say that to me while CRYING like ugh FINE will it make you feel better if I said I did??? Please stop crying I don’t want you to cry OTL

Arisa: Risa, I don’t want to suspect you, but I have a hunch you might be the one putting the twins up to mischief and I think you’re still too young and I want to think you’re as pure and innocent as you look but...dare I trust my instincts on this...

Yuuji: YUUJI YOU EASE YOUR FATHER’S WEARY SOUL how are you so pure you seem to make my adult exhaustion melt away...

Phichit thinks:

Yuuri: Perks of marrying your BFF: know just the perfect amount to pamper and also to tease. And also know all the deepest darkest secrets you’re too embarrassed to tell your other mates. Shh it’s okay they’ll never hear it from me ;D

Victor: We had some rough moments early on but you’re a good guy, Victor. I recognize our compatibility. Let’s conquer the world together and present it to Yuuri.

Yurio: I’ll look after you, not-so-lil Russian, you leave your troubles to me. I know how vulnerable you can be and I see you as my own now.

Minami: Kenjirou may act like a super groupie but he has it together better than most of us. I trust him to still prioritize Yuuri even in situations where the rest of us are emotionally compromised, which gives me the confidence to go full offense.

Yasha: Oh, you say someone’s picking on Shura at school? Okay, so here’s what you do, and here’s how to pin the blame on someone else because we wouldn’t want Yuuri to be called to school yeah?

Shura: Your brother’s picking on you again? But you don’t want him to stop either? Well then, how should we solve this? Oops is he a future masochist to Yasha’s sadist...

Arisa: I see what you did there, very clever, I’m proud! But if Yuuri found out he’d have a heart attack, so let’s not do that again, okay? Here’s something even more difficult for you to try to figure out...

Yuuji: Yuuji sweetheart I know making Victor drop dishes is funny but Yuuri likes those dishes, one last time ‘kay? You can make him do other things equally amusing but slightly less destructive of our collective family property.

Minami thinks:

Yuuri: Y-Y-Yuuri-san, NO I still can’t take the honorific off, I RESPECT YOU TOO MUCH plus it makes it feel that much more intimate in bed *turns brilliant red to match his hair streak*

Victor: Victor look at what I taught the twins!! Aren’t they absolutely amazing?! They’re going to break all of your records! And I can tell you’re not even upset :’D

Yurio: I never mentioned rivalry, you were the one who used that word first? ;3 But in all honesty, it’s an honor to be considered the rival of Yuuri-san’s rival so I’ll fight my hardest to not let that title go to shame.

Phichit: The fact that you are both fun and terrifying is not news to me, I’m glad you’re my family and not my enemy. I’ve seen what you can do to your enemies. Participated too, actually he he.

Yasha: You and your bro are perfect angels and I’ll show you all the cool skating things! I’m so happy your enthusiasm hasn’t died as you’ve grown older <3

Shura: It’s good to cry! Cry all you want! I’ll cry with you too! It can be a real sobfest! And then Yuuri can bring us tissues and then it can be a snotfest! Whoo!!

Arisa: DARLING CHILD you are the sweetest and you’d never do anything naughty, I have not a clue what the others are talking about. *genuine*

Yuuji: *SOBBING*

Yasha thinks:

Yuuri: MOM IS THE BEST AND MINE, YOU CAN’T HAVE HIM, and that includes all you dads so back off ;P

Victor: Dad is weak to puppy eyes and will give me anything I want. His affection can sometimes be stifling, but I love him nonetheless.

Yurio: Dad always gets flustered really easily and it’s fun to test his boundaries. And push them. And break them. But he never snaps, I think he’s getting stronger...

Phichit: The really smart dad who sees through all the pranks but still plays along, even intentionally lets me finish playing my pranks on him. It’s a bit annoying even if I appreciate it. I gotta up my game.

Minami: Ken-chan’s the BEST and he and mum are gonna kick dads’ (Victor + Yurio) asses in the next competition. I’ll cheer for dads too but Ken-chan’s No. 1!

Shura: He’s fun to make cry because he gets riled up, but the best part is the comforting that I get to do afterwards because no matter how mean I am he still comes running <3

Arisa: I’d beat you up if you hurt my sister, except she’d do it first and better than I ever could so I’ll just be prepared and bring the popcorn and watch from the front row, maybe help with clean up.

Yuuji: He’s not as innocent as he looks but you won’t hear it from me. Let the others live in denial, come to the dark side in your own time lil bro.

Shura thinks:

Yuuri: I want mum’s attention but Yasha hogs it, but mum’s the best so he makes time for me too and not just for selfish jerks like Yasha. Even if I have to share. It’s okay. I love how mum loves everyone all the same.

Victor: Dad spoils me rotten but he’s not a good shield against Yasha because he also spoils Yasha rotten. He spoils everyone. It’s okay tho, dad has a lot of spoiling to go around.

Yurio: Dad sorta gets picked on too and I sympathize...it makes me feel better knowing he was probably just like me when he was younger. The hard part is getting him to admit it, but that’s what other parents are for.

Phichit: Dad holds the answers to life and the universe in his magic smartphone. He has yet to fail to answer a single question but I’ll keep trying.

Minami: Ken-chan always plays with us even when he’s busy and shows us all the cool skating things! I didn’t get why he wasn’t dad too when Yasha and I were younger, but I’m glad that’s fixed now, though I still can’t shake the habit of calling him Ken-chan.

Yasha: He makes me cry and is such a JERK but I can’t stand to be away from him, it makes me so anxious, and he gives good hugs too so I forgive him (am I being too easy on him...)

Arisa: I want to say I protect her but it’s honestly the other way around, the best I can do is make sure she doesn’t hurt herself because she’s really reckless and it’s TERRIFYING, I sympathize with mom...

Yuuji: PLEASE DON’T STEP ON MY LIL BRO, HE IS VERY SMOL, he looks like he would go squish with one step! Risa wasn’t this smol?? What do you mean I’m bigger now so my sense of size is biased...?

Arisa thinks:

Yuuri: I’m going to protect mum. He doesn’t need it, at all, but I can do it so I will.

Victor: Dad acts gullible but I’m not fooled. He’s weak to puppy eyes though, that’s for real. And I have the best puppy eyes, or second to Yuuji. I’m okay being second to Yuuji.

Yurio: Dad’s trying really hard but he’s also really gullible so I can’t help but tease him. It’s okay I won’t be too mean, and I’ll even reign Yasha back some.

Phichit: Dad knows I’m smart and will protect my bros so he gives me the tools and education to do so. I don’t think mum and my other dads know just quite how much but it’s okay. We’re not hiding it on purpose.

Minami: If you hurt Ken-chan, I’ll knock your teeth out. I’d say “with my fists,” but I don’t think I can reach. It’s okay, I’m creative.

Yasha: My partner in crime, he’ll follow my orders even if they’re impossible and will somehow make it work. Because Yasha’s a miracle-worker and I believe in him.

Shura: The only ones who can make him cry are me and Yasha. But we do it a lot. Which means he has no more tears for anyone else. Back off or I’ll make you disappear : )

Yuuji: He is my squishy smol. He’s smaller than me! He never complains when I hug him and squish his cheeks until they turn red, and then I feel a bit bad...

Yuuji thinks:

Yuuri: Mum is the best! He gives me a lot of attention because I’m the youngest, but I kinda want a younger sibling too. Dads always hush me when I try to bring it up and I don’t really get why.

Victor: Dad spoils me rotten and I kinda feel bad because he never says no to me (or any of us), but when I mention it he gets all teary eyed and spoils me worse...^ ^;

Yurio: Dad is too paranoid about my safety. I’ll be big and strong like the others too! Just wait! Look how big dad is, I’ll be that tall one day too. What do you mean, that’s not how genetics works?

Phichit: Dad makes the best food, I wish he were home more often...I know he’s busy with his ice show in Thailand and it’s really really cool but I miss him...

Minami: Dad says he hit his growth spurt late, because he presented late. I BELIEVE! I won’t be smol forever!

Yasha: Yasha-nii has really good instincts and is there when I need him. It’s like he has a special radar and then brings the whole cavalry. So I don’t need to worry about going anywhere by myself--what do you mean, I shouldn’t be wandering off in the first place??

Shura: Shura-nii got picked on again, it’s okay, here’s a cookie I made with Yuri-dad and here’s a hug, I have short arms but love power!

Arisa: She’s my favorite sister! Even if she’s my only one! She gets really proud when I say it and I’m happy she’s happy so I say it a lot.