#yoga for mums

[alasdair888]

Unlock the Secret to a Toned Physique and Unbreakable Ankles with Yoga. ...

[fangirl-k8ee-ladyknight]

Is there/could there be a fic where

1) Roy takes the yoga mums to the charity gala after he’s been promoted to gaffer and just tells them it’s a work thing that he thinks they’ll have fun at and he buys them all glorious outfits and gets them a limo, the whole nine, and all they have to do is bid on Jamie for him.

2) Roy asks Jamie “do you trust me? Then have fun. Peacock. Pull an audible and tell the bidder they can pick the date. Enjoy your prick self.”

3) the mums buy his date and tell him he needs to wear clothes he can be *flexible* in and roy just tells Jamie to go with it.

4) date is just regular yoga night with Roy and the mums with wine (that Roy lets Jamie have TWO glasses of) and reality tv show watching and boy problem bitching and he has an absolute blast.

5) the mums “misunderstand” and make comments about how cute a couple they’d make all night.

Either pre-relationship or getting together.

[coachbeards]

thinking of this again

[lunar-years]

It is really very funny that Roy uses “prima donna” totally correctly in s1 only to be completely clueless going on about “pre-madonna” in s3, and when people use that as an example of lazy/bad/inconsistent writing & characterization maybeeee they are on to something. However! The alternative explanation is that Roy is just a little bit dumb sometimes. And I think he deserves to be a little goofy stupid <3 peace and love!

[reinvent-and-believe]

tied up in this yoga knot

(Roy/Jamie | T | 7K)

The absolute worst person Roy can imagine meeting the yoga mums is Jamie Tartt. Roy spent far too many hours drinking rosé and glaring daggers as Jamie fucked his way through the cast of Lust Conquers All to explain to them all now that actually, Jamie’s been his coworker for the past three years and actually, they spend most of their days together and actually, Roy doesn’t completely hate the little prick.

Not to mention, then Jamie would inevitably pick up on how many hours Roy spent drinking rosé and glaring daggers as Jamie fucked his way through the cast of Lust Conquers All. And that sounds fucking exhausting.

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Or, five times Roy successfully keeps Jamie from meeting the yoga mums, and one time he fails.

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[dayssinceabrandcrossedmarkiplier]

130 days since a brand crossed Markiplier

22/2/25

[pynkhues]

People getting mad about character interpretations that differ from their own is funny because none of what we say on here is going to change how the characters are written. We already know for a fact that Lestat’s POV will be different in some capacity. And they’ve told us explicitly that we haven’t seen the real him outside of the reunion. Reading from IWTV to TVL gives him a lot more nuance, though obviously what the show changes we don’t know yet. I can’t help but feel that some of the fandom backlash is because people are worried that their headcanons will be rendered obsolete, which TVC might be the very worst property to get attached to in that way, and especially at this point in the story. Anyway, your analyses are always great to read, please keep on posting them!

Yeah, I was actually percolating on this last night as I cooked dinner, but I do wonder if some of this doubling down on Louis as being submissive / a 'housewife' / feminine / bottoming has been partially motivated by Louis explicitly becoming a dom in his relationship with Armand in s2?

I could be way off base here as while I watched s1 as it was airing, I actually wasn't involved in the fandom at all really prior to s2 starting, but I do wonder if with s2 leaning into certain traits (and not even just with Armand, but with the boys in San Francisco, his violence to Lestat prior to the drop [again, not defending Lestat for the drop at all, or diminishing it as a singular act of abuse] and his coldness to Claudia at the end) has created a bigger divide between the canon Louis and the fanon Louis, and if it's that that perhaps creates a certain degree of protectiveness/defensiveness over that fanon version who clearly means a lot to a subset of fandom?

I don't know, like I said I could be way off base, haha, but it's interesting to consider.

[moreaugriffins]

Something something- Even though Ryan seems comfortable in himself (and likely his sexuality) he still sticks to the status quo in the first movie, saying things aren't right when others start to express their various interests, even though in the second movie he's shown to be interested in yoga and baseball (which a theatre kid 'shouldnt' like), meaning he to some extent was repressing himself, and over HSM2 he's learning to be more openly himself around others- something something

[royjamieprompts]

Roy x Jamie Prompt:

Jamie is looking for something to watch at Roy's and stumbles across Lust Conquers All on a streaming platform with continue watching over what was clearly the last episode he was on.

[puppypeter]

I always get such a big smile looking at Roy with the yoga mums, he looks so cozy and comfortable and soft and just himself

[deltastorm101]

what i say: yea my day was super lazy. i got nothing done, all i did was sleep and play games, i barely even left the house

what i did: went to the doctor's office, napped, got groceries, played game, washed and hung two machines of laundry, cooked a meal, did the dishes, got groceries again because i had forgotten something, showered, calculated my monthly expenses, changed my bedsheets, then played more game

[42bakery]

I fucking forgot that Augusto's momis kind of Augusto's mental coach with the Yoga approach.

[hidden-highlands]

despite how much i detest both the idea and the practice of waking up early, i will begrudgingly admit how much more i seem to achieve when i do

[lunar-years]

“Yeah but you can beg for forgiveness later” <3 OKAY Roy

[nerdie-faerie]

You've heard of goat yoga now get ready for 'I sat down for three seconds and now there is a toddler holding onto my back demanding I do yoga stretches so she can sit on said back like her own personal horse'

[tigerdragon1001]

The hardest part of doing yoga isn’t the poses, it’s finding a time of day when someone isn’t shouting in another room or hovering above you bc they can’t wait 2 minutes for you to finish and move