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AMAJ - Assinged Male At Jjimjilbang
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Me when I say "yo waddup"
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its late, but hopefully good 🐱
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vessel sleep token the first belly dancer
*runs away*
Come back 🥺 You're cooking 🥺
I wanna give him those cute belly dancer waist scarfs with the clinking coins 🥺✨
#okay fun fact/darya lore:#my parents never let me celebrate halloween growing up (christian household waddup)#but my middle school once had a costume contest and i really wanted to participate. so they agreed as long as i didn't dress scary#so i went with princess jasmine (because she's my fav and i was named after her lmao)#but we couldn't afford to buy a whole ass costume so my grandma made me one#it looked like it but it was missing some ✨pizzaz✨#so we got one of those coin chain scarves in blue and gold#obviously i didn't win or anything BUT i used to play dress up a lot and used that scarf quite often#also i had an arm bracelet full of coins too that i would wear pretty often. so i guess little 10/11 yo me was a secret belly dancer lmao#(i did used to pretend i was Shakira so yeah)#🙂👍#darya answers#anon ask#sleep token
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#𝚂𝙺𝚈𝚂𝙰𝚄𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁 formerly boundfear ( anakin ) 𝙼𝚄𝙻𝚃𝙸-𝙼𝚄𝚂𝙴 𝙴𝚄 𝙲𝙰𝙽𝙾𝙽 / 𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙽𝙰𝚃𝙴 𝚄𝙽𝙸𝚅𝙴𝚁𝚂𝙴 » 𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙺𝙸𝙽 𝚂𝙺𝚈𝚆𝙰𝙻𝙺𝙴𝚁 / ( 𝚂𝚄𝙸𝚃𝙻𝙴𝚂𝚂 ) 𝙳𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙷 𝚅𝙰𝙳𝙴𝚁 𝙻𝚄𝙺𝙴 𝚂𝙺𝚈𝚆𝙰𝙻𝙺𝙴𝚁 / 𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝙺𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙴𝚁
❝ 𝐈 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐔𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 , 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐌𝐘 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐖 𝐈𝐒 𝑪𝑹𝑶𝑶𝑲𝑬𝑫. ❞
indie , 21+ writer , semi-selective , NOVELLA-PREFERRED / MULTI-PARA ONLY , canon div. / alt. verse / oc / crossover / duplicate friendly , heavily headcanon-developed , EU lore-centric / legends lore-based ( suitless ) darth vader | anakin s. & starkiller | luke s. from star wars. links. 𝙲𝙰𝚁𝚁𝙳 𝚁𝙴𝙶𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙺𝙸𝙽 𝙻𝚄𝙺𝙴 𝙲𝙾𝙳𝙴𝚇 brought to life by vincent. est. 2015. updated 2024.
#star wars rp#anakin skywalker rp#luke skywalker rp#darth vader rp#sw rp#( . yo waddup it's ya boy !! back after a bajillion yrs#( . thank you to anyone who reblogs this !! i worked hard !!#˒ *・゚⨯ ( promo ) *・゚✧ ⎸ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴋɪɴɢᴅᴏᴍs—ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴀʟʟ.
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Good luck on your final Rowan<333
🥹 thank you so much!! good luck on yours too!! (unless you've already taken them in which case I hope you did well :D)
#gonna email my prof being like#“yo waddup im sick pls dont kill me heres my shitty paper bye cya never”#i hate to do it to him since hes so sweet#but unfortunately its all i can do#thank you again jed 💚#me when someone remembers something i said 🪦🪦🪦#asks#jed my beloved <3
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(mgv) adam loves to refer to diana as his "bonus pup". they just adore each other. if she's having a bad day, he doesn't hesitate to pull her in to his lap, prop his head on hers, and rumble out his motorbike purrs that she likes so much to make her feel better. then he'll turn around and have the gall to say he's not good with kids (he just doesn't have much experience with them and no assuredness that he won't fuck them up like his parents did with him)
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But, like, whatever pushed Eva to accept that trash among the immortals is beyond me.
#Uupiic listens to stuff#Uupiic reads stuff#like gurl. he wanted you DEAD. you OFFED HIM#and then he rocked up like yo waddup I am sorry for trying to [redacted] you can I be immortal too :( ?#like. Evangeline. What. The. Fuck. the hell was your train of thought here girl
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so today was a category 5 frank lero event huh
#cant believe yo waddup girlie where u at was still today#i will treasure the ray in a cop car story forever#making starry eyes at someone else's bong?? frank keep ur cool man#calling himself an italian fucking scumbag#his stupid cheese tummy aches#z0mbie thoughts
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I Luv Your Girl
Miles G. x Black Fem Reader.
Summary: Miles Being Mr.Stealyourgirl.
WARNINGS: None 😘
Miles walked into school, his head bobbing to the music that flooded his ears through his headphones. He made his way through the busy halls of Visions toward his locker. He got the occasional "hey" from friends that passed by, and he dapped some of them up.
Finally, he reached his locker, letting out a sigh. He took off his headphones and opened the locker. One by one, he stuffed the books he didn't need into the cramped space, mentally preparing himself for the day ahead.
Just as he was engaged in his task, a familiar voice interrupted him.
"Yo, waddup?" Miles turned to his left and saw Ganke walking toward him, leaning nonchalantly on the nearby lockers. A smile spread across Miles' face as he greeted his friend and they went through their intricate handshake.
“Wassup with you bro?”
Laughter erupted from nearby, catching Miles' attention. His eyes followed the sound, and there you were.
Miles felt a weird sensation in his chest as he continued to gaze at you from across the hallway. A feeling he couldn't quite put into words. But before he could fully grasp it, his attention was diverted by the sight of your stupid boyfriend approaching.
His heart sank as he watched your boyfriend plant a peck on your cheek. Miles rolled his eyes,in frustration, as he forcefully slammed his books into his locker, creating a semi-loud band.
"Woah, easy there, Miles," Ganke said, noticing the sudden change in his demeanor. Ganke's eyes flickered towards you, a mischievous smirk forming on his face as he realized the source of Miles' agitation. It was no secret that Miles had a crush on you for as long as he could remember. Living just a few doors down, you two had always had a friendly but distant relationship, and that fact got on every one Miles' nerves.
"You're mad about Y/n?” Ganke teased, a smirk on his face. "Why don't you just tell her you like her?"
Miles let out a nervous laugh, his heart pounding in his chest. "If you can see, Ganke, she's always with that bozo," Miles replied, frustration lacing his voice, as he pointed towards your boyfriend.
As Miles closed his locker, he glanced back at you and couldn't help but smile and wave. His face lit up when you returned the wave, causing his heart to race even faster.
Your boyfriend noticed the exchange and spun around, giving Miles a mean mug. Unfazed and a little amused by your boyfriend's insecurity, Miles rolled his eyes and headed towards his first period.
Sitting in his first period English class, Miles plugged in his headphones and lost himself in the music. As he mindlessly doodled away in his sketchbook, he finally finished a drawing he had been meaning to complete for a while.
Suddenly there was a tap on his shoulder. He turned his head to see a smiling you. Quickly he took off his headphones before speaking.
“Yeah?” He spoke gently.
“Hey Miles, I really like your bracelet.”
Miles looked down at his wrist, the silver paperclip bracelet shining. He quickly unlatched it.
“Here ma, since you like it so much,” he said, handing it to you.
“Miles, no I can’t,” you said, your face filled with surprise.
“Yes, you can,” he said, grabbing your hand and fastening the bracelet to your wrist.
“There, it looks way better on you, pretty girl,” he said, earning a giggle from you that made his heart swell.
“Thank you, Miles,” you cooed, looking into his eyes.
He nodded before returning back to his drawing.
Miles would sneak glances at you throughout the whole class, watching as you would play, spinning the bracelet around your wrist - his bracelet. He was already distracted, not paying attention to a single thing the teacher was saying, but even more so now with his mind thinking a thousand thoughts of you and him, and what could be.
As classes ended, he walked through the halls, just happening to see you proudly showing off the bracelet to your friends. He laughed at your enthusiasm, secretly thrilled that you appreciated his gift. Little did Miles know his little gift would get him closer to what he wanted - you.
Again, he was lost in his thoughts about you, and how he loved your signature pink hair that you would wear in puffs, or the way you would cutely throw your head forward when you laughed. Miles knew he had to find a way to get closer to you.
But then he remembered your stupid boyfriend, who didn't treat you right, and he felt the sting of jealousy rise up in him. In Miles' mind, he didn't deserve you. He believed that you could do better, that you deserved someone better, like him.
Miles couldn't resist the temptation and found himself developing feelings for someone else's girlfriend. He started seeking you out in any classes you had together. He would strategically take the seat next to you instead of his usual spot, hoping to strike up conversations that went beyond the surface to know you better.
Surprisingly, you were just as interested in him. You started sitting with him at lunch, where the two of you would joke and laugh the entire period. Miles found you just as interesting and sweet as he had imagined, and he felt himself falling deeper and deeper for you with each passing day.
As the connection grew, Miles began to question his own actions. He knew it was wrong to pursue someone who was already taken, and guilt weighed on his conscience but not too much.
As your bond grew stronger, the closeness didn't go unnoticed by everyone and soon whispers filled the school.
You boyfriend sat just a few tables away, his anger simmering beneath the surface. He watched you and Miles, his food barely touched, as you two talked, laughed and exchanged subtle touches. The glimmering bracelet on your wrist caught his attention, and it took him a moment to connect the dots – it was Miles' bracelet.
That realization was the final blow for him. The weight of how close your were crashed on him like a ton of bricks. He stood up, his face flushed with a mix of fury and heartbreak, and made his way towards your table. His presence alone silenced both you and Miles.
"Hey, you two. What are we talking about?" he asked, a forced smile on his face as he attempted to kiss you only for you to dodge it.
Miles looked away, biting his lip to stop a wave of laughter that threatened to escape. He couldn't help but be amused by the scene unfolding before him.
"What do you want?" you whispered to your boyfriend, annoyance evident in your voice.
"Come on babe, let's go to another table," he suggested, attempting to coax you away from your current spot.
"No, I'm sitting with my friend," you replied firmly.
"Come on, y/n, I'm not doing this with you.”
"I'm not doing this with you either," you shot back, standing your ground. "Like I said, I'm sitting with my friend. So you can leave."
"Whatever," he mumbled, frustration etched across his face as he got up and returned to his own table.
"Fuck, wrong with him?" you asked, turning to Miles, who had been silently observing the encounter. Your question sending him over the edge making him fold over with laughter.
"You're his girl, ma, maybe you should go sit with him,".
You shook your head. "Nah, I'm staying,"
Miles furrowed his brows, studying you carefully. "You sure?" he asked, raising an eyebrow in question.
Your gaze met his. "Yes, I'm sure, Miles. Fuck that Nigga.”
Miles but his lip chuckling at you. You were his now.
"Well, if it's fuck him,' kiss me," he whispered, a challenge dancing off his lips. Your heart skipped a beat, and a small smile adorned your face. Deep down, you knew you wanted it just as much as he did.
"Miles, what?" You replied, curiosity tinged with anticipation.
"You heard me, mami," he said, leaning in closer. "Kiss me right now. In front of everyone. Show him it's 'fuck him.'"
Your eyes flickered between his gaze and his inviting lips. You couldn't resist and started to lean in, your lips crashing together.
The sound of gasps and whispers filled the air as the onlookers turned their attention towards the unexpected kiss. You didn't care; you were too wrapped up in the moment, too wrapped up in Miles.
As you pulled away, laughter bubbled up from within both you and Miles. Your eyes scanned the crowd, and there, you two spotted your now ex-boyfriend, fuming with rage.
Miles turned to your boyfriend mischievous yet sympathetic smile on his face. "Sorry, bro, but I love your girl.”
#neteyamsmunch#earth 42 miles x you#earth 42 miles morales x reader#e42 miles x you#miles morales x reader#e42 miles morales#earth 42 miles x reader#prowler miles#miles g morales#e42 miles x reader#miles morales x y/n#miles morales fanfiction#miles morales x you#miles morales fluff#miles morales fic#miles morales x black!reader#miles g morales x reader#miles g#miles g morales fic
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Waddup B) . Another general reading
Pick an album ! -
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1. Ice cube group
In da house!! Haha I feel like y'all in da energy of being bout yo money. Or the color green is significant. Shoot y'all might be about the green rn if u kno . This doesn't have to be a super conscious thing a lot of you either way though are in the energy of richness like that so you gonna be attracting money or it's because you're destined to be prosperous at this time or in the near future like that. For some of you it's because you're supposed to use that to help get rid of some form of negativity in the past some how. Others of you should consider getting a new pet if that will make your heart happy you know or confirmation if that's what u been thinking bout. Spirit wants you to make sure you're open to receiving at this time and in the future though cause some of you have an imbalance were you're a bit too humble maybe struggling with your own worth and self perception and this is making me feel sad so I'm really sorry and you guys need to maybe use your logic to conclude it's only the truth that you're a human with a good heart that deserves good things and anyone who ever told you other wise..... Is tripping like they're wrong and delusional and probably a hurt person anyway. If your childhood was bad you're manifesting a lot to replace stuff from all that time and make up for it and stuff and you all are just heavily in a deep great energy I can see y'all auras are mostly either green , blue and a very few of you purple. One specific person has some red. Make sure you stay in touch with your feelings though as I can see how the world might be making you a bit numb or you feel like a bit depressed actually when it comes to the fact that things constantly happen like , in the past I've been depressed and contemplated like how could it be that I have to drink water then go to the bathroom over and over again and it would wear me down thinking about it. It's good to practice having control over your own mental and perspectives ok. Just hella green and gold so wealth wealth money $$ . One love
2. Group KORN !!
You guys are winners in my book . I don't even know why I felt I had to say that . If you actually listen to Korn, while either way you got to listen to their first two albums you know... After that they were cloned for sure just saying . Ok anyway ...
You might catch something right in time whatever that might mean. This could be anything it depends on the individual, someone saying something, something falling almost, idk.if that does happen it must also be a confirmation of something. So I'm seeing a complete ending and then a revival. This group is somehow dealing with the general concept of time ... I'm seeing for some of you this is all past energy some of you right now some of you the future this could even be like way in the future ok. So it just depends . Someone most likely am adult male is speaking well on you and possibly other people you care about or can be related to yourself. This is looking good for your reputation and it might even be saving your reputation. U know what for a few of you this could be someone that's catching something right on time that's what that is for you . Something about something working and smoothly at that, or a job or you working with someone . This could be someone you know from work. Looks like they love you like they have love for you and a lot of other people , this is someone with a good heart even if you can't tell by their personality . Something's " falling apart " I heard and someone's getting away smoothly from anything affecting them . There's an energy of some type of trick being played or more so just an attempt at that. Maybe some type of verbal communicative manipulation. Maybe trying to convince someone to do something they shouldn't like join a group, sign a contract, say something wrong or that can be taken out of context so be careful but I see it being a separate energy that just has no place anywhere and is kind of awkward lol. I got 3 7's . Be careful of deceit at this time and moving forward. Especially regarding people's words and your own. People might be analyzing you or someone else or a situation . I'm getting almost like an investigation for some of you maybe a real investigation . Like the feds even. Especially if by the time you're reading this this as an older post. Holy f*********** I picked up another deck started shuffling and a card that says I investigation popped right out and a little magnifying glass I drew it's also an orange card like I d***n near wanna take a picture and show you guys. Strangely the other card I got is cult
So this is super deep in some way some form of group of people, big or small, serious or silly, depends on who is reading, has attempted to silence someone. I'm guessing a great majority of you it's you that was or is trying to be silenced. I'm getting the metaphor... If you can call it that this isn't even a metaphor I just don't even know I'm kind of appalled cause what I'm getting is that like if you like just decided ok this one needs to go to another life not stay on earth you know so they took something away and try to deprive them of something so either that happens or so that they do not have the energy , capacity, capability of being able to speak the truth but guess what that's the desert card and after that I have the wave card so not just here's a glass of water let's throw you in the ocean and let a wave roll over you ... Metaphorically for whatever you were being deprived of...... And also a card that says break through which also has rain in it :) . So this is gonna hit really fast cause of course that's the universes will. It's kind of like actually a miracle type of energy im even getting the word biblical and also maybe the story of the guy who parted the red sea or together is significantly sorry I should remember his name I read the bible 300 times as a kid haha. But, you guys this is really good the final two cards are the ace of sword , y'all know that's the truth, and four of pentacles so I feel in my heart chakra specifically a sense of calm and that everything is gonna be set right and you'll be feeling good and a there's a good amount about stability. Maybe church is significant to someone. Or a house of worship I don't know. Or a house in general too for some of you. Or a bulldozer ..? Also substantial evidence for a very few of you .
3. No Doubt !!!!
You guys might be family oriented, live with your family, I can pick up on some people's energy of a kind of busy household maybe the sound of pets nails on a hard floor (cute I miss that with having dogs )
Do not drink any open drinks at this time whoever I'm talking to you wouldn't expect this either you trust someone who would do something or you wouldn't expect it of the brand...or something I don't know I don't want to make anyone paranoid just keep your drink on you in your sight or drink unopened ones you know . I can also sense baked chicken I think or grilled you know when it's not fried or anything though ?? You think someone is loyal to you also if you have a dog this is significant. Im getting calm energy somewhat I think spirits around you are in that and trying to stay around you and have that energy around you :) honestly someone around you might be dangerous this isn't a matter of you getting paranoid this would , if it is true for you, be a matter of you coming to terms with something you've probably had hints about for a prolonged period. Maybe since you were young or it's multiple people even for someone else that this also resonates for. Y'all feel really cool like you investigate things kind of like a mystery vibe it's dope . Rainy days and cabins maybe you can dig that or that's what you give other people if they can read energy well. The things you might be into or interested in in the past too might be significant and spirit considered it to have been or be technically research y'all are really smart don't let anyone block you or stop you from anything ? . For real. Yep y'all are super cool and a smaller group y'all might have anxiety or any big or small issue you should practice breathing exercises. You know I make tea and breath in the air when it's hot it also helps asthma or I placebo that for myself but either way it's nice haha. I'm feeling like my brains working faster you guys are really sharp you might also like caffeine lol me too. You guys are so dope you're like putting together a puzzle or intuitively trying to figure something out and you will this is kind of a destiny situation like I can feel in my heart you guys are just the dopest but seriously w really intelligent pile I feel that something is time restricted , destiny, everything youre supposed to get to and have happen and do and it feels super fast paced and so do you , even if u don't notice cause youre used to it. You also feel like you avoid really negative things as easily as a ghost can avoid a human. Better days a head too even. Your bed is significant somehow . One thing I'll note is you may have to, and if so should sooner than later deal with any negative ideas ever put in your mind about yourself make sure you heal your heart and mind . You're moving so damn fast . Your soul has a PLAN . Like, a mission dudes. It'll all make sense in the end I suppose. Keep going 💯💯💯
4 . The Maiden !!!!!
I feel like you guys have some good philosophy or mentalities in life like you know how to and when to go with the flow. Like picture floating down a river and it's to chill out then you're like alright now I gotta get up and out cause there's a rock that will hit me in three feet. Your intuition might make stuff easier . Sometimes your intuition might surprise you or it would if you pay attention you know. You may get a bit frustrated because you don't get to straight up know the future lol I can relate. To. That.
The movie ice age might have something to do with something or if you remember watching it at any point maybe the memory is significant??,
Or someone you remember watching it with for someone. The universe wants to give you what you want and need but you already seem like a generally content soul just with like yourself existing I noticed from the start this is a super chill group . You guys definitely see danger before it comes. Breathing exercises to the point of deep relaxation might be helpful. You're just not supposed to consciously know the future though I'm not sure why but I guess it would technically like by law mess it up possibly . Remember to be calm , at peace when doing any form of work but also remember work is play deep down just like deep down we're still the kids we once were when we were young , which is a good way to realize every person is not so different and I was going to say also that you should maybe focus somewhat on your relations with other people and your social interactions. Just to sharpen your social skills I guess. There looks like there's chaos around you but I don't see it touching you so you're good . Mellow vibes just enjoy the moment and work on patience and stuff maybe. Working would be beneficial you might get joy out of that even if it's building something or it could even be playing in the woods, going to the store, but I am also getting to go play outside and they want me to say like play like you could go pick up a stick and start digging in the dirt hell kinda sounds like fun . Peace and rock on .
#pac reading#free tarot readings#pick a card reading#pick a pile#pac#pick a card#pick a picture#tarot reading#tarot pac#pac tarot#free intuitive readings#tarot free reading#free tarot
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It really is weird how ghosts in TES are sometimes just like "yo waddup" and talk to you like a normal person.
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the reason why a dp x the martian crossover would never work is because it would basically go like:
nasa: oh no! we fucked up! we thought astronaut mark watney died but it turns out he's alive and stuck on mars by himself
mark watney, who's been there for 3 months: so anyway now i godda figure out how to grow these goddamn potatoes and make water out of rocket fuel...
danny: hold my bottle of ectoplasm
danny: *gets infimap*
danny, taking a portal straight to the Hab: YO WADDUP MARK HOW YOU BEEN LET'S BLOW THIS JOINT
#mark about to blow the Hab with hydrazine: literally? because i can do that if u want#danny phantom#the martian#yes i feel normal amounts of love for both of these media thank u
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yo waddup 🧐
thinking abt what it would be like to dance in a club with mark, both of you are strangers, you have literally no idea who each other are yet the music brings you together. with a little liquid courage, he’s sliding up behind you, hands on your waist, guiding your hips to his, marching the pace of your movements so easily that it leaves you a little impressed. how his head dips down, lips brushing over your ear as he introduces himself and begins to whisper the lyrics of whatever song is playing. can you just imagine? voice so low n deep whispering the lyrics to the most nastiest song while grinding his hips behind you??? hands sliding around your hips and waist???
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yo waddup, love the fish. Can I have the scariest one you got? Like a gnarly looking freak is what I'm after
The scariest, you say? Then how about a
You get a Pacific Viperfish
Chauliodus macouni
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yo waddup
for the past like, few months I've been completely remaking the Sweetheart RoA mod I made a while ago
She's no where near ready for release so as of now this is a "hey look at this thing that exists," I will say tho all of her specials are finished so as of now I just need to do regular attacks. Also Perfectheart's an alt costume that's why she's here.
#omori#omori sweetheart#sweetheart omori#perfectheart omori#omori perfectheart#rivals of aether#swh#ph#art
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Hype Train!
F!Streamer Reader x M!Yandere Streamer OC
Part 5~
His Info: 📹✨
Part: 1 2 3 4 5 6
!!!MINORS DNI!!!
CW: NSFW, !F reader, use of she/her when referring to reader, reader has a vagina, SMUTT, cockwarming, mutual teasing, pet names (good girl, pretty, my girl), yandere, exhibitionism
“Try to not worry f’me, okay?”
You sigh, “I’ll try. I really will. It’s just gonna be really hard, ya know?”
“Of course, I’d never ask you to completely stop anything. I just wan’ ya t’ know that I’m gonna protect you.” Jasper kisses your palm, “from everything.”
A smile spreads across your warming face.
“I love you, Jasper. I trust you, just promise me you won’t get in trouble… I—I don’t wanna be without you.” Tears prick at your eyes. You’ve never been able to let your guard down… You’ve never even felt this scared before.
He reaches up to gently wipe your face and kiss both your cheeks.
“Nothing will take me away from you, pretty.” Your hair slips through his fingers as he deeply inhales your scent. “I promise.”
You beam, “Oh! by the way, I was planning on streaming tonight, would you wanna collab?”
“I have a great idea for a collab, actually…”
“Mm!! Uhh, oh! S-sorry, hah! Ummmm, Y-yurmomstinks, uhh, hah! th-thank you for thhhe—the um, resub! You’re amazing!” You stammer out before muting your mic in a ferver. “Jasper! I don’t think I c-can do this! they’re gonna know!!” you hiss.
His head remains draped over your shoulder.
“Hmmm, I think your doing amazin’, sittin’ on my cock while entertaining our viewers like the good girl you aree~. I’m so lucky my girl’s s’ talented,” He blows a little puff of air onto your neck.
“St-stooop! p-please, Jasperr! H-how am I supposed t-to d-do this?” You whine, the intense pressure and searing heat inside you make it almost impossible to function.
Did it get bigger somehow?
“Ahhrrrrg! You’re insatiable… And What is that? Why does it f-feel… like, b-bigger or something?”
“You’re one t’ talk. I keep feelin’ you squeeze me even tighter. You want so much more. Don’t lie~” The grin on his stupidly hot face is audible as he teases you. “nd I put my piercing back in” he nonchalantly tickles your neck with his teeth.
“What?! It’s p—pi—ha—pierced!?”
He pushes his hips up, going even deeper into you. “mmhmmm, ’s it too much f’you?” his snake bites tickle your ear as he nips it.
“Mmmf!!! D-don’t d-do th—aaaat!! Jas-ah-perr” He rolls himself under you slowly, gripping your sides to keep you in place.
You bite your lip.
“Do you really want me to stop, pretty girl? hmmm?” He starts to lift you off of his lap.
“AH! N-no!!!” You reach down and claw into his thighs.
“hmm,” He hums in satisfaction, “and you said I’m the insatiable one,” he tuts, and then all of a sudden while he’s still holding you above his lap, he bucks up, and pulls you down hard to meet him halfway.
“AHH! Jas-!!!” he lowers himself, lifts you, then slams back up into you again. “I-I’m gonna!!!”
“Do it.” he commands, “Cum on this cock, pretty.”
“Mmmmffff fffffuuuuck!” You convulse, and cry out.
He unmutes you, and slowly lowers you back down…
“You better quiet down, p-pretty, they’ll figure us out~.” He kisses your neck.
“Ffffff-uuuck youuu,” you quake as you come down, the pleasure still building though. Even your Vtuber model is twitching around the corner of the screen.
“Not yet, prettyy~,” He speaks smugly over your shoulder into the mic.
“Mm, ah! S-sorry every-one! I ha-ad to t-take a phone call!”
The chat is already blowing up…
“😳😳😳Was that… Jasper_????”
“Uhm…😵 Are you seriously getting fucked rn?”
“She def is😪.”
“That sounded like Jasper tho”
“Yo waddup Jas!”
“tell him we say HI!☺️☺️☺️!!”
“haaaaa, Oh my g-goodness guys! No! I’m seriously n-not-”
“It’s okay, Y/username, t-tell them who you belong tooo~” His smug grin is even more evident as the chat speeds past at the speed of light.
“Jasper!!! Shut uppp!!!”
“OH MY GOD!!! IT REALLY IS JASPER?!”
“NO WAY”
“IS THAT REALLY JASPER?!”
“JASPER_!!!?”
“ASHDMDMSKSMMXM🥵”
“SHE REALLY IS GETTING FUCKED!!!”
“i knew it.”
“yup”
“i knew it. i just ddnt think it was gonna b him…😔”
“Wow…”
“I was seriously in love with him tho😭”
“😱This is ILLIGAL”
“bro…🤤 How tight is sh-” he bans that one before you can finish reading it.
and so much more, you only catch a few as they fly by.
Tears start to prick at your eyes, you feel a little scared, some of them seem mad…
“Hey now, don’t be mean. Y/Username is my girl. If you disrespect her, you’re no longer welcome in either of our streams.” He scolds the viewers.
“You’re literally fukin rn tho. 😑”
“No, he’s right”
“Maybe she’s just excited?”
“😳…tickle fight???”
“S-sorry guys, I am-mm, with Jasper. We are just joking around behind the camera, hah, nothing like that! I swear!”
“We are together though.” He starts, “So You’ll all have ta get used to it. Got it?”
You stifle a laugh.
“Mmm!” he groans as your body shakes.
“someone call the Litch police! They really are fucking!🚔🚔🚔”
“TOS”
“TOS OMG🚨🚨🚨”
“OH NO MY EAAARRRSSSS”
“TEE OHHH ESSSSS🚨”
“No, wait, this is getting good guys😏…”
“^^ agreed😏”
You get a pretty devious idea, and the smirk to go with it…
With new purpose you grind down into his lap, rotating your lower half, you’re a little jittery, but the desired effect is still met.
“Y-y/User-username! ffffuuuuck-” his head falls over the back of the chair, his hands curling tighter into your sides.
“What is it Jassspserrrrr~? Tell themm~” you stifle more giggles, and his hips buck into your ass involuntarily. “Ahh!” You gasp.
“Ah! mmm!” He struggles.
Now you’re both fighting live on litch to make the other finish first.
“mmm, you little,” He lifts you again, the monitors shake as you hold on for dear life.
Your elbows hold you up and you push the keyboard out of the way. “L-little what? hmmm??” You laugh.
“That’s it. S-Streams over.” He reaches around you.
“Just when it was heating up,”
“Oh man, that’s really hot ngl…”
“I still can’t believe it’s really him.”
“Yeah when did this even happen??”
“Who cares, that was hot asf”
“did ny1 clip that???”
“Did you fuckin hear her? she was defsoaking his lap”
“Yeah, share plz!”
The chat continues to wiz past even after he ended the stream.
You’re forced to lean onto the desk with your head down, and your back arched. The access he has to your pussy from this angle is intense.
You already knew you were going to lose, but you had fun getting to tease him back.
“I-love y-ou Y/N!” He thrusts his hips up into you not stopping, your body is threatening to knock everything off everything down as you’re pushed forward more and more with each one.
You’re going to have bruises on your hips from him forcing you into the edge of the desk over and over again.
“J-jasper! I-I lo-ve y-you!”
You both climax, his hot semen mixes with your juices and spill out of you over his length and down onto his lap.
You continue grinding desperately into eachother for a mind breaking come down.
You’re yelling each other’s names and moaning at the top of your lungs, until the neighbors bang on the wall of your living room.
You laugh, and readjust to hug him, and snuggle into his neck, his dick continues to twitch inside you.
He rubs firm circles into your back and squeezes you.
“I seriously love you, Y/N.”
“I love you too, Jasper… This was…” You have to catch your breath, “Actually really fun,” You let out a heart filled giggle and sigh.
“We’re doing this again for all of my future streams right?”
“NO! oh my godddd!” you begin to laugh, “I hate you… hmm…” You wonder… “I do have another idea though…”
“Oh? care to share?”
“Nope! You’ll see,” You grin from ear to ear.
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