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apotodiplodocus · 4 months ago

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Guard Dog Ch.2

Double update yippee!

You’re peacefully asleep, dreaming about better times with your nanny when your forced awake by ferocious growling and clashing. Eyes shooting open, you whip your bleary eyes towards the sound and see three figures, one clearly Gyutaro, the others unknown.

“What are you, stupid? Get the fuck down.” Gyutaro snarls and you don’t even think about arguing, throwing yourself to the floor and crawling to the bathroom as quickly as possible. Once inside you slam the door shut, eyes squinted shut so you couldn’t see any of the carnage happening outside. The fight goes on for a minute, one or maybe even both must have been demons to have lasted this long. What sort of people had your parents pissed off? From the sounds of things Gyutaro was victorious, the vicious giggling seeping its way under the door and seeming to ricochet hollowly off the tiled walls. You don’t know whether to come out, years of working with demons has made you highly aware of the fact that other than the researcher that created demon poison, the only way to kill a demon is to cut off their head with a nichirin blade of some kind. As a result, you’re wary of what Gyutaro could have done to eliminate them as threats. Trying to figure it out, you don’t hear him approach the door until he hammers on it with a clenched fist.

“You can come out now… Human.” You squeak jumping to your feet, quickly clearing your throat in embarrassment. You compose yourself as quickly as you can and peek your head out. Gyutaro had immediately walked away to recline on the sofa leisurely, looking proudly at the demons he had impaled to the wall with the clothing rod from the wardrobe. They’re squirming but otherwise unable to move. They look ferocious, so terribly angry, you’d dare to say rabid. It was odd, so you approached them carefully, stopping when they noticed you and start wriggling more intensely.

You examine them as close as you dare, no identifying marks, no kanji in the eyeballs, not much of anything in their eyeballs really, a cloudy white having overtaken whatever should have been there. Maybe for one of them you would have overlooked it, but both demons having the same eyes but looking completely different otherwise, you realised that they must have been on something. You cover your mouth as you think, this wasn’t the first time you’d heard of something like this, of demons being crazed and uncontrollable, which was what made the situation so strange. Why would two demons, both rabid find their way into your room specifically? You hadn’t heard any screaming or sounds of violence, so you know that no-one else could have been attacked.

A chill settles on your skin as you realise they must have a handler waiting outside somewhere. A handler that had somehow managed to get the door open and release them inside. Before you can even tell Gyutaro he’s piping up.

“Whoever set ‘em loose is probably gonna wait a while for whatever they’re on to wear off.” He states, his eyes flicking from your face to your navel every now and then as if waiting for something. For the first time you realise the chill isn’t just fear but that you are still in only your underwear.

“OH MY GOD!” You run back to the bed and hide behind it. If it wasn’t for the deep shame of being seen like that you would have admired that Gyutaro came to the same conclusion as you much faster. Fair enough he had fought them, seen them for a longer amount of time, but that was still an impressive feat to be fighting against two opponents and still be able to realise the gravity of the situation.

“We will not speak of this. You are going to forget you saw that.” You can barely keep the embarrassment out of your voice, Gyutaro cackles. The grin on his face is lopsided from what you can see, peering over the edge of the bed.

“I don’t like this power dynamic.” You huff but he just grunts and quirks his head, so his ear is pressed closer to the wall. His brow furrows, and his frown deepens, you don’t dare to ask anything, just trying to pull your clothes back on, quickly and quietly. Once your clothes are back on and adjusted as comfortably as you can, you notice the room is much quieter than it was before. There are no more growls or shifting and to your horror, both demons are limp on the pole, frothing at the mouth. A hand clamps on your mouth, frightening you at first.

“Get under the bed.” Gyutaro whispers. Eyes not leaving the front door. You nod, replacing his hand with your own and shuffling under adjusting the sheet behind you so it covers you better. Gyutaro has taken a spot near the door, hidden just out of view when a flashlight peeks through a slight crack in the curtains. You stay completely still, watching the light move in the limited space it can. Too soon the light goes away, and the doorknob starts to turn. Before they can come in fully, Gyutaro wrenches the door open and drags the person in. He slams the door closed again and leans on the persons back, knee wedged into the small of their back. Once secure, he takes a huge bite out of the man’s neck, sharp teeth ripping and tearing the tendons and flesh like butter.

You close your eyes and face away from him, covering your ears to try to block out the mans muffled, horrified screams. You’re racked with a sense of guilt and horror at the fact you’ve seen two people die at the same demon’s hands. You know that they have tried to harm you, you understand it was them or you, but it doesn’t stop the vomit inducing feeling that flows over you in waves, threatening your stomach contents. You take a moment to contemplate what you should do. Surely, your plan of going back to your apartment is a bad idea. But what else do you have? You aren’t rolling in enough cash to just get a new place, especially on such short notice. You resolve yourself to just get on with it, and look to the clock, noting it’s the early hours. But how are you going to explain this to the clerk?

Gyutaro is wiping off bits of the man when he pulls the bar out of the two demons who crumple to the floor but seem to be coming round.

“I’m going out the back. They’re injured so they’re gonna maul ‘im, go freak out about it to the guy at the desk or somethin’.” He says it with such a nonchalant air, contrasting the sharp grin gracing his face and the savage act he had just gone through with. Were you impressed by his brain or terrified by his power most? That’s something else to untangle later, you figure and nod.

After he walks to the bathroom, you work yourself up a bit and then sprint out of your room when the demons start to get up. You slam the door behind you and start screaming running down the iron steps. The receptionist practically flies out of his little room, and you babble some story about barely keeping them off you and how someone had heard a struggle and came to help. He holds up his hands which tremble in a way you should probably be shaking and heads back inside to call the police. You take this chance to dash away, meeting up with Gyutaro further down the road. Once you’ve caught your breath you drag him a few more miles forward, towards a bus stop you had seen the day before. He drags his feet as the sun is coming up and the bus stop is already lit up by the early morning rays. You realise then just how much you must do to make him presentable in public. Demons aren’t allowed out and about without a collar, and he’ll need sun cream to avoid getting blisters from the sun, you’ll need to feed him (things that aren’t humans preferably) and get him registered or you’ll be in trouble before you can even begin to get back to normalcy.

For now, though, you settle with keeping him in the tree line in the shade and ripping your shirt for a makeshift collar. You probably look like a hobo at this point. You still had mud and debris covering you and your clothes, and now a ripped shirt.

“Gyutaro, I need you to put this on.”

“No way.” He states, eyeing you suspiciously from his crouched position in the nearest bush to you.

“I can’t walk around with you if you don’t have at least something resembling a collar on. We’ll just get arrested for public endangerment.” He rolls his eyes but holds his hand out, reluctantly taking the ‘collar’. He looks at it for a while, seeming deep in thought. You can see he has a lot of hesitation about putting it on and you can’t blame him, you remember those awful marks on his wrists and neck. The last time he had anything on there, it clearly hurt a colossal amount. After the longest minute he slips the tied bit of fabric over his head and lets it settle on his shoulders.

You must look quite the pair, you, covered in all sorts of forest debris and him in ill-fitting clothes, a ratty ‘collar’ and both of you looking like you’ve been dragged through several bushes backwards while on fire. But here you both are, waiting for a god forsaken bus because you were abandoned out here, hours from home. You clench your fists to relieve some of the pent-up tension from your situation and take a shuddering breath out. Gyutaro doesn’t even look at you, too busy watching the horizon for any sign of movement. You watch him from the corner of your eye, even crouched he seems huge, taller than basically every human you’ve ever met and definitely one of the taller demons. How did a demon so huge go undetected for so long? The leaves of the bushes and shrubs sort of blend in with the green colour in his hair, but you can’t keep looking at him for long as he points out the approaching bus.

You hold a hand out to signal for it to stop. The bus driver gives you an odd look and is startled when Gyutaro appears from the tree line, before he can panic you reassure him, he’s yours and make a small joke about having the day from hell. He gives you a wary look and you pay him what he needs, he tells you Gyutaro must sit on the level above to keep him away from the humans. You frown but nod, but as Gyutaro passes to climb the stairs you hurry to follow him. The bus driver loudly tuts but leaves you to it starting the bus when you’re halfway up the stairs. You only stay on the stairs because Gyutaro grabs your arm and pulls you up the rest of the way, pushing you into a window seat and sitting next to you. It’s awkward because he’s so large, his legs have to be in the aisle because the seats are too close together and your shoulder is pushing into the tinted window a little bit.

“Why don’t you sit in another seat? Surely it would be more comfortable for us both?”

“Any demons that have to get off will be going past you, do you really want to risk it?” He says sending a sharp look to the 5 other demons up there, they seem to shrink a bit and avoid his gaze. You see his point and while it would be OK, they seem too afraid to try anything you don’t have it in you to fight him you just focus on trying to stay awake so you can get off where you need to.

By the time you arrive at your apartment you’ve had to switch buses twice and it took twice as long as it did for you to get out there. You are exhausted, run ragged and have a new demon companion which has your neighbours slamming their windows closed as you pass. You’re pretty sure you hear a few shrieks too. After all this is a neighbourhood where they don’t usually keep demons.

Throwing open the door your alert senses notice right away that someone has been in your house, though it seems to have just been police from the leftover tape and boarded up window. Gyutaro pushes past you and is clearly not pleased by all the scents gathered in your apartment but shuffles past to find and collapse onto your bed, taking the time now to heal himself from the half day of sitting in barely blocked sunlight or outright sunlight. You’re sure he’s probably exhausted too so you order some groceries in, a LOT of raw meat for your new companion and some simple pieces for yourself too weary to even think of cooking. Immediately after you are calling the non-emergency line to declare yourself as safe and not missing, funny to think that the one time they react quickly to a situation is a time they aren’t needed.

After the rest of your day being taken up by police nonsense you finally, finally, settle down with a warm drink on your sofa. For the first time since this whole nightmare started you feel a sense of peace that can only come from a sleep-deprived fool. But you don’t care, curling up under the blanket you keep on the sofa, you sip at your drink until you drift off. Your sleep is dreamless, and morning comes all too quickly. The clinking of glass jars and bottles startles you awake and for a second you forget about your house guest, whirling around to see him raiding the fridge and devouring all the meat he can find.

“Gyutaro? You don’t have to rush it’s not going anyway.” You quirk an eyebrow at his back, but he ignores you, searching for any meat he hasn’t shoved in his mouth. How are you going to do this? How could you make such a stupid deal?

Whatever, if you keep him fed, he’ll probably leave you alone. Once he realises there really isn’t any more, he turns around and just stares at you. Doesn’t close the fridge, doesn’t move, just stares. It’s unnerving you a bit, but you get the hint.

“I’ll order some more.” Seemingly satisfied he stalks off back into your bedroom, already acting like he owns the place, leaving your fridge door open like that. You close it and lean your forehead against it, closing your eyes just to sigh. You lightly slap your cheeks after a minute of this though, to perk yourself up and grab some new clothes. After changing in the bathroom, you snatch up your keys and stand in the doorway of your room.

“Gyutaro, I’m going out, I won’t be long just don’t wreck the place while I’m gone, OK?” Ignored again, it irks you, but you move on from it. “See you later.” On your list is all the things Gyutaro will need to be allowed in public. Oh, and of course lots of raw meat.

During your manic shopping where you are definitely spending too much money, you stop by the office of Demon Control Bureau (the DCB), to pick up some demon adoption forms. It’ll be good to start Gyutaro’s paper trial as soon as possible. You’d have preferred to fill out the form legally but since he was a wild demon for a while who knows where he came from, and you have no intention of alerting his previous owner to his whereabouts. The thought of scars being left on a rapidly healing, upper rank demon still sends shivers down your spine. While he may be rude and a bit of a jerk the few times he does speak, you still have the sense of responsibility hat comes from promising to take care of him. It also makes you think about how tender he was when he mistook you as his sister because of that damn wig, how gentle he was until he caught your scent in the wind. He has the potential to be more than just the guard dog you have taken in, given time and patience, maybe, just maybe he could be a friend. Your ally.

You are shaking from your thoughts when you realise you are already home, turning the key in the lock and open the door to Gyutaro lounging on the sofa, not a care in the world and in an odd way it makes you happy. You have someone to come home to. Seeing him look like he’s already made himself at home gives you a weird pride. You immediately offer him one of the steaks you bought, and to your surprise he doesn’t wrench it from you like you thought he would, he was calm (which makes your pride grow but he doesn’t need to know how pleased this makes you).

“I got you a couple of choices for collars, there’s green, red, patterned oh, and made sure they were all oversized.” He gives you a surprised look before disguising it as suspicious.

“Why?” He speaks slowly, that creak in his voice making him sound more suspicious than he actually looks.

“Well considering how long it took you to put on that rag yesterday I just figured you didn’t like the sensation of stuff against your neck.” His eyebrows go up, but he looks more impressed than anything else.

“Hmm. Maybe you do have a brain cell in there.” He shrugs.

“Moving on. There’s also a bunch of sun cream in their which you’re gonna have to start covering yourself with tomorrow, I’m taking you to where I work. You’ll be my ‘emotional support’ demon- don’t give me that look! You want to find your sister, don’t you?” He stops scowling at you immediately.

“You were really being serious?”

“Of course? What, you weren’t going to kill me if I wasn’t?”

“No, I was, I just thought it would be better to wait until after I’d had some free meals and a place to hide for a few days.”

“… Charming.”

“I’m just saying maybe you’re a bit less of a pathetic disgrace than I thought.” This also makes you weirdly happy, even though it was the worst excuse for praise you’d ever heard.

#gyutaro #gyutaro demon slayer #gyutaro kimetsu no yaiba #kimetsu no yaiba #demon slayer #gyutaro shabana #gyutaro x reader #kny x reader #kny au #pet au

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milos-lil-corner · 7 months ago

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kidneystitches posting aka ej and liu being cute together as a couple post

Been playing around with it in my head, but EJ finding Liu's chill and comfortable attitude around him, laying comfortably next to him or even not seeming afraid of him while they talk, is undeserved. The self-loathing and the loss of his humanity makes em think he doesn't deserve the other's comfort - if that makes any sense.

I don't think either of them would be comfortable around each other when it comes to their bodies - EJ for the, y'know, gestures towards demonic figure. And for Liu, its the gestures towards stitches and scars all over him. EJ is blind and Liu doesn't care what EJ looks like, but they still have that hidden feeling of shame about each other - self-loathing yippee.

Dunno if crosses or Christian stuff would effect EJ, but if it would, I think Liu would remove that kind of paraphernalia unconsciously. Even if it doesn't effect EJ, I think he would still do it. Maybe EJ comments on it like "...Liu, I don't combust into flames when you wear a cross. You don't have to take off your stuff every time we hang out" and Liu would get flustered about it.

If this relationship were to exist within a universe where all the creeps live in a mansion-type thing, I think Liu would not step foot into that house - mostly cause the house is weird or because his brother is there ( and he does NOT want to talk to his ass ). So either EJ and them plan something to do together out of the house or they do phone calls like lovesick teenagers.

However, since I interpret Liu would just drive around in different cars he stole, maybe he would tolerate the house. At least for a temporary home if he needs to just, not drive around like he's on the run all the time. Maybe in that scenario, they could hang out face to face more.

I do headcanon that EJ has that classic interpretation of him having interesting anatomy ( multiple tongues, demonic appearance, etc ). I don't think Liu would really question it cause he would pick up EJ doesn't really wanna talk about it, and if EJ won't question his scars, he won't either.

Though, that does give me a cute thought of them feeling each other's scars in a tender moment of vulnerability. Very rare moment of them just being alone and safe enough to actually, I dunno, actually see each other equally ( EJ only hearing, but not exactly being brave enough to actually touch Liu - again, old wounds he won't even dare touch without making sure it's completely fine)

I don't think either of them would be comfortable with PDA, especially when it comes to a universe where all the creeps live in a house. I don't think they would be overly defensive about their relationship, but if someone were to confront them about it, they would deny it. I don't think they would be comfortable exposing a bunch of creeps to their shit, man.

Tbh, other than their trauma and both of their situations, they are generally just a regular couple. Or they treat each other like a normal couple. None of them kill together cause Liu is uncomfortable with that and EJ already feels bad enough killing someone for survival - why subject someone he cares about to that brutality ( even if Liu has seen enough of it, but its the thought that counts )

Smooches and cuddles are behind a locked door and key. Fucker's are serious about privacy, even if it's just innocent cuddles. Just, no.

I think the two would listen to audio books together - maybe Liu not being interested while EJ listens intently, so Liu just kinda enjoys the company instead of listening to whatever medical thing EJ's watching.

kay thats all i have for now. feel free to give me thoughts in asks or something - i wanna hear more thoughts about this relationship and your interps of it tbh

#kidneystitches #fuck yeah #creepypasta #eyeless jack #homicidial liu #liu woods

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peachpopfizz · 10 months ago

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yk the first couple of episode drops were a bit ehh to me but like.. these two just hit Right. maybe bc i knew what to expect pacing/story wise now? either way, they're def my faves so far, especially ep 5. that's my Favorite favorite :]

spoilers for both eps under the cut, mostly just me blabberin abt what i liked (warning: its alotta alastor)

for ep 5, at first i thought charlastors/radiobelles were winning (and while i don't ship it myself, i was happy for em) but then the realization of 'wait wait wait this isn't romo at all, alastors tryna be a FATHER FIGURE?!' hit instead and i went WILD bc thats 1000% my preferred dynamic for charlie and al. so uh.. yippee dadlastors, sorry charlastors..? gsjahafdaj

also the "Ha! Fuck you." im normal im normal im NORMAL im SOOOO FUCKIN NORMAL (IM CRAZY IM VRAZY I CRAZY IM CRASTY IM FUCKI)

mimzy!! (mimzie??) her intro was abrupt, but she seems like a doll, and her hug with al was real cute. tho i do think she needed that metaphorical kick in the ass abt al's thoughts when it comes to her leeching off his strength for protection. about that..

ALASTOR ACTUALLY CARES. HE CARES. (seemingly, at least). LIKE, HE ACTUALLY LEGITIMATELY, NON-FANONILY, GIVES A DAMN ABT THE HOTEL. HE WENT OUT OF THE WAY TO PROTECT THE PLACE AND TOLD MIMZY TO LEAVE IF SHE DIDN'T COME FOR REDEMPTION. MAYBE ITS IN HIS OWN WEIRD-GUARDED-PETTY WAY BUT FUCK FUCK HOOOLLLYY FUCK ALASTOR CARES

and one more thing b4 i move onto ep 6, i've already seen some ppl comparing what al did to husk in the hall to angel and val's dynamic, and while i do agree the two are both trapped in unsavory deals (loser, baby literally confirms this) i don't think al's ANYWHERE near as bad as val. was what he did fucked up? oh, yes, definitely. but it really?? shouldn't be surprising??? al's in hell ‘n has all this status for a reason, so i was really just waitin for a moment like that to happen. however, it didn't do any lasting damage. at least i really wouldn't say so. most it did was scare the shit out of husk for a minute, nowhere close to what val does to angel on the daily (see: episode 6). tho im willing to admit i might be lookin thru rose colored glasses bc i love al as a character. my opinion might change when/if the actual conditions of al and husks deal are revealed, but as of rn, i think al acted as he did there bc husk attacked a reeeally sensitive subject. he would've just been the petty bitch he always is if husk said like.. anythin else. oh and uhh yeah im abt 85% sure he and lilith have SOMETHING goin on. idk who the hell else would be powerful enough to have alastor on a leash

..oh yeah, lastly, lucifer was cool :] silly silly guy (with lotsa trauma) that hit me right in the daddy issues. funny tho, i rlly dont have much to say abt the guy despite the ep literally being focused on him. his song with charile was spectacular though, i need to listen to it on its own immediately

okokok, episode 6, finally, hopefully shorter than the mess of text above

first off. vaggie = fallen angel theorists, i would like to bow down and apologize for ever doubting you. i was one of the skeptics, i really was, but the show did it in a way that (albeit rushed, but what hasn't been so far?, thaaanks, 8-episode limit..) made it seem believable, with assdam calling her out for it..

but putting adam aside, uh, lute?? maam?? holy fuck, step on me??? please???? i mean uh. sick character design yk ahah ^^

whats her name.. emily? the younger seraphim girl, i liked her, she was a cutie. she really did just seem like heavens version of charlie. and the older seraphim woman i (expectedly) have mixed feelings abt. i feel like all would've be great it adam got outta her damn ear cause she might've actually be down to try the hotel with em gone.. angel was doing so well

speaking of angel, ANGEL!! oh lookit that character development, charlie's gonna be so fuckn proud!!! also, CHERRI!!!! saw someone else say cherris the devil on angels shoulder while husks the (heh) angel, and i have to say i agree. they both want the best for him, they just have different ways of goin about it.

unsurprisingly, fuck Valentino. although i did notice he was wearing a dress today, so. (through gritted teeth) slay.

thiiink that's all i gotta say for today?? besides the fact that next week is gonna be agonizing, ofc :] buckle up ppl we might get a genuine, emotional chaggie fight come next thursday

..oh yeah!! molly!!! we briefly saw molly!!!! i hope youre absolutely thriving girl, you deserve no less <3

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin hotel ep 5 #hazbin hotel 6

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optimizim · 1 year ago

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tell me abt your ocz?? (>_<)//

(first of all woah my first ask! yippee!) (second of all. this got long. i'm so very sorry.)

skutz, skee and poot are their names! i don't have them developed as much as i want to; i've just broken back into the oc-o-sphere after a couple of years of succumbing to cringe culture.

skee is a, hm, xenoecologist? 🤔 it's a really cushy job, even though it sounds scientific. he's tall, impressively so, but flunked out of invader training and sucks at anything that requires a lot of long-term commitment. essentially, his job is to explore planets with No Sentient Lifeforms and log anything interesting he finds; anything that could be useful for the empire. he's kind of bitter about sucking at every job he's ever tried but he's also not self-aware enough to make any sort of genuine improvement in his life B^)

poot is the irken equivalent of a NEET. yeah TECHNICALLY he has a job. he's skee's """"assistant"""". skee is fond of him and since poot livens up the base on whatever planet they're on, he gets to loiter doing barely anything. he's loyal, upbeat, generous, and also INCREDIBLY stupid. he's less xenophobic than most of his fellow irkens but also genuinely not any threat to the empire whatsoever by virtue of his sheer stupidity. talking to him would probably be pretty grating (and you'd feel bad for not liking him because has good intentions 😬)

(there is NO way they'd have a SIR unit. why did i draw that!!!)

skutz doesn't even really know those two even tho i drew them together. he's the one i like to think about in bed before i go to sleep :,) he's yer standard irken piece of shit. short, but "pulled himself up by the bootstraps" and got a job overlooking drones and laborers, where he got to ego trip around people who couldn't really do anything about it. way too cocky and ambitious, he took a "great opportunity!!!" to test out the interdimensional tech that was being developed in his universe. he thought he'd get famous but he ended up getting catapulted into a dimension where irkens don't exist and had to kinda rawdog existing in a universe where he has absolutely 0 influence.

i've been thinking about what aliens he might encounter in this dimension and i like the idea that they'd be VERY nature heavy but not in a way that's disconnected from technology; maybe irkens even used to exist in this dimension but their tech was absorbed into this other empire instead of em achieving dominance. but! that universe is secondary to most of my thoughts about my ocs, and i just like to think about the possibilities there before i go to bed. skee and poot have a muuuch more canon adherent sort of deal, and skutz is easy to adapt for that too.

WOW and that ended up being a lot but i'm glad its written down somewhere now 👍

#skutz and skee are brothers. from the same genetic stock at least. in my 'canon' they have literally never met though.#literally just from the same vat of irken juice #i have a vague idea for a short female irken spy character but she's not developed enough to say anything about here #and the aliens that skutz encounters in the other dimension have stuff too!#if you have ocs that need friends or anything anon.... you hmu....#also these paragraphs make it sound like i have more developed but this is genuinely kinda the extent of it #some of this has changed since last time i wrote it down. skee's stuff especially #ill develop them more eventually :^]#invader zim oc #iz oc #original character #oc #oc art

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tragedy-peanut-gallery · 1 year ago

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Yippee time for some oc headcanons because its my enrichment time <3

Vaelora!!!

- Her favourite flowers to plant are poppies because they got that sweet sweet opium in em, but she’s also kinda fond of em just cause they’re pretty

- Has probably been gifted a few masks to hide her weird birthmark (phantom of the operacoded), usually refuses to wear them out of discomfort but sometimes caves and wears them to big events she’s required to go to

- She was given Nightshade’s egg as a baby, honestly didn’t expect it to ever hatch but surprise! It did when she was like, in her 20’s or so, she probably got to ride her dragon once before kicking the bucket

- Has gone into the cranberry bog. Only once though

- She was definitely married at some point because she has Aeryn (and ol Jae probably wouldn’t be letting her go outside ever if she had a bastard *cough* Gael *cough*), but ngl her husband is…. Kinda unimportant, to me, so I just headcanon him as being a Crabb that died when their son was a baby

- She maybe probably definitely poisoned her husband but don’t worry about that

- Loves Aeryn because he’s her sweet special little quiet boy but has very much fed him a lot of fucked up homemade versions of sweetsleep and milk of the poppy, and probably tried even more fucked up medicines whenever he got sick

- It’s okay though! He survived! Mostly

- Has probably a dozen notebooks on her plant research, some of it is definitively about the trials she did on animals and other plants cause she definitely wasn’t sharing the human tests until after she died

- She absolutely has a shitty relationship with her parents which didn’t help her godawful reputation- but Jae and Aly didn’t really like… Do anything abt her weirdness, mostly because she didn’t step out of line until the witch rumours started popping up

- Was probably a bit mad when Rhaenys got passed over for Baelon. Not because of any legitimate reason she just hates her loudass older brother and his dumbass kids

- Not normal about any of her siblings tbh. Girl’s relationships were crazyyy

- She’s half blind in one eye. Nobody really knows why cause her birthmark doesn’t really hurt or anything so that’s kinda unique ig

- Grew weed in Aegon’s garden. Totally medicinal she totally wasn’t smoking blunts guys I promiseeeee

Naera

- loveddd a lot of physical activities. horseback riding and hawking queen <3

- Was proud to be a targ to like, an obnoxious degree. Definitely wore a lot of dragon imagery on her outfits even when she got married into another house

- Honestly looks a lot like Myriah, and that’s kinda on purpose! They also have an increasingly toxic relationship with her cause I said so!

- … ngl I kinda made her a lot like Rhaenyra in terms of personality, if Rhaenyra was like, not interested in the throne and spent 100% more of her brain cells wanting to kiss more women

- Definitely a daddy’s girl, one of Daeron’s favourites aside from obvious golden child Baelor and used that status to get away with everythingggg, even if Myriah wouldn’t take any of her fuckery

- With that though, it would probably take her doing something really bad to get Daeron angry enough to send her away- so I think the probable breaking point was her coming onto one of her brothers’ betrothed/wives, ngl I kinda hc it to be Aelinor because I always love putting this queen in situations <3

- Because I give slightly more of a shit about her husband- I’m gonna name him Theo! He’s probably a Tyrell or from a minor Tyrell branch and also a second son, but Naera was allowed to choose him so she was looking less at status and more… Willingness to ignore all her possible affairs because he’s nice and also a little naive lol

- Their first kid is a girl named Thea after her dad, and continuing the bad family relationship they do not get along that much. Even less when Naera marries her off to a Tyrell cousin and basically adopts a new daughter

- Second kid is a son named Forrest. His most interesting traits is that he’s kinda sickly and also tries to claim the throne after Maekar’s death before his mama tells him to sit the fuck down and mind his dang business

- Her third unofficial kid is her handmaid/lover’s daughter Ella, who’s probably treated the best because Naera like, actually wanted to be a mom for her so she gets spoiled and taken pretty much everywhere she wants

- When it comes to the whole “cutting off your hand and throwing it at the pirate captain” thing, that was insane but like, I cannot emphasize enough that it wasn’t in a girlboss way. Animal caught in bear trap moment

- It was surprising it kinda worked tbh- it was a pure desperation moment after promising “her hand” and she played on that misunderstanding to get away… Captain absolutely kept her hand though

- Doesn’t matter tho because she got a whole new hand!! And it’s better! Kinda- it has articulating fingers and is sorta light and functional, but it’s also a pain to strap on and uncomfortable to have for long periods of time

- Absolutely becomes a worse person after her hand’s gone. Toxic queen 😌

#love making shitty lil guys. should I make em worse? guys let me know if you want them to be worse and wretched #asoiaf ocs

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aria0fgold · 4 months ago

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OHMYGOD! This was the most intense thing I've ever had in hsr, ohgoodness...

You can see the lil sliver of health of the enemies cuz they were on ONE PERCENT! AND THEY KILLED THREE CHARACTERS! They even killed Geppie but cuz of his special revival thing, he got up and I was spamming his ult like crazy, I was holding my breath hoping that the special technique thing from my gold equation can kill them off or so help me god. This was on Extrapolation Threshold Protocol THREE!

Yeah Geppie, same expression. Look at you, you sole survivor! This is why I'm so proud of you, thank you for surviving long enough for the enemies to die by god's hand oh goodness...

#aria rants #this is what happens when i take out luocha from the team. never remove luocha. luocha is The Lifeline #i had such terrible rng with this run that i couldnt even kill the 2nd stage boss (it was dormancy) and i was fully prepared to just #abandon the run entirely but turns out i had the curio that lets me retreat from battle and itd register as a win so i kept going #i had to remove luocha cuz the weighted curio i ended up with here was one involving fire characters and i was like:#well the effect from the gold equation lets me have that special shield thing so long as i have geppie so ig its alright #NOPE! NO IT WAS NOT! the moment i saw the berserk icon appeared i was like: oh im fucked. gallagher cant heal em quick enough #good grief... this was painful but YAY WOO YIPPEE WOOHOO!!! I WON! i didnt think id win it honestly THANK YOU GEPPIE!

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ritzcrackee · 3 months ago

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september tbr yayyyyy

rereads are marked by a ✩, new reads are marked by a ♡, library reads are italicized and new acquisitions are bolded

physical tbr: 8

dune messiah - frank herbert - ♡

oedipus rex - sophocles - ♡

antigone - sophocles - ♡

medea - euripides - ♡

the way of kings - brandon sanderson - ♡

wuthering heights - emily bronte - ♡

circe - madeline miller - ☆

the immortalists - chloe benjamin - ☆

digital tbr: 2

the hundred years war on palestine - rashid khalidi - ♡

in the shadow of the sun - em castellan - ♡

last months books: 8

a dowry of blood - s. t. gibson - 5/5

this was a rereaddddddd and it held up! i'll always feel mildly conflicted about alexi's age but its not enough of a hang-up for me to lower my rating. i like this book a lottttt yippee

dune - frank herbert - 1.5/5

guys. i fuckinf. ifucghinh. i did it. i rwad dune. slamsmy head againsy the wall.

i haven't talked about this yet (i think), but i kind of read dune twice? i realized very early on that the physical book wasn't the way to go for me. something about trying to absorb complex information when there's pretty lights and sounds and tiny tiny text on a weirdly shaped object was truly? impossible for me. BUT!! my good friend (hiii king) had given me his special annotated copy so i really wanted to read his thoughts on everything?

anyways, the way i solved this problem was to just... read everything twice. once, physically, as more of a vibes catching heavy skim, and then again, digitally, really trying to understand the minutiae of it.

this approach maybe worked? i still couldn't tell you very much of the plot, but knowing what was coming helped me enjoy it more? idfk

my favorite part wasssss the annex at the end and the chapter where the ecologist dies ❤

(franz please don't be offended by my rating and come to my house and kill me IM SORRY IM BAD AT SCI-FI I STILL LIKED IT)

in at the deep end - kate davies - 2.5/5

meh. writing style was fast paced and interesting, but a little too #qUirKy for me. the author said she was a big fan pf pheobe waller-bridge, and like... yeah you did kind of write knock-off lesbian fleabag didn't you? (to be clear i did enjoy this somewhat, just a perfectly average amount lol.

done deal - skrifores on ao3 - 4/5

woo hoo this was a 50k word modern au gentlebeard fic :3 i feel like 50k is enough to count as a novella? i guess we r tracking long fics too now. um yeah this was very sweeeet and very cuteeeeee

turn on the light - smallest church on ao3 - 5/5

THIS MADE ME TEAR UPPPPPP my babies.... (also a gentlebeard modern au fic but THIS one was 55k. so. yay)

divorce towers - ellen meister - 1/5

yeah idk what i expected. i got a free trial of amazon prime and this looked like the most interesting of the free book options? wish i had dnfed it halfway through but yk. i'm sure its for someone out there.

beastars vol 1 - paru itagaki - 5/5

yayyyy beastars ❤ fun fact i absolutely hated the anime on my first watch but like,,, in that obsessed way yk? rewatched it recently and LOVEDDDD it so i'm making my way through the manga :3

beastars vol 2 - paru itagaki - 5/5

i love to love animal cannibals....

last months goal: find a tbr system that fits my current goals better lmao

i just added a library marker lol. i was gifted a couple books, so my physical tbr got a lil longer. alsoo i keep reading novella/novel length fanfics so i'm tracking those as well heart emoji.

this months goal: read some stuff off of my fall tbr

gang i'm tired. the reading slump has been so real and i KNOW the fall weather is gonna kick my ass. i'd also love to finish a hard book this month but realistically i will read six fanfics and a romance. fml.

#WHEW. sorry this is late #monthly tbr #books #eurgh

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skekthesilly · 3 months ago

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day 1 of making a cool silly little fantasy map for my object world :)

ough. oh, the quality... puts hand on forehead dramatically...

you can clearly see where i focused all of my refining lol

im actually really happy about the shape of this silly little continent so far!! its got a cool swirly shape... and its pretty... and... and... uh... yeah

id say ive done a pretty good job so far on making the inner land areas look pretty... landy. like it would actually be something you'd see on a map!!

ooooohhh...... once i finish the landmasses i get to do BIOMES... and CITIES... and COOL AREAS... and BORDERS... and... and COOL AREAS

anyways! enough about the above rambling! i have more important things to ramble about!!!!!

*ahem*

i figured out how to make my text look cool :)

this will surely affect the trout population...

...buuuut thats not what im actually here to ramble about!!!

drumroll please

!!!

yeah i wanna make a silly fictional world with objects!!! ive had a couple concepts floating around in my head for a while and now im gonna MAKE EM REAL!!!!!

so! the map you saw above is actually layer 1 of three layers on my whole world map!! layer 1 is basically sea level, layer 2 is gonna be a buncha floating islands above layer 1, and layer 3 is gonna be a whole bunch more floating island on top of layer 2!!!!!!!!!! floaties!!!!!!!

its gonna be so awesome. its gonna be so cool...

theres also gonna be a LOT of different species of objects in my world as well!!!! thats another part im super duper excited for!!!!! animals animals animals!!!!! monster objects yippee!!!!!

so yeah thats kind of it for now... i WOULD put down more but i lterally cant think of anything else i know i would wanna say about my worldbuilding and stuff but but BUT

i WILL def be updating about this silly world!!!!! so if youre interested in what i have here then!!! yeah!!!! yeahh!!!!!! also maybe please gimme ideas and concepts and stuff. gimme inspo. my passion does not last long and plus i love it when yalls help out it makes me feel epic!!!

ok but rn can we just talk about how genuinely absolutely clever w.o.a.h. bunch's name is??? unironically its genius???? wheel ooze a hole bunch. wheel = coiny, ooze = pin, a hole = donut, bunch!!! and it sounds like WE LOSE A WHOLE BUNCH. AND IT ABBREVIATES TO WOAH???? LIKE THATS ACTUALLY SO CLEVER?????? CAN WE JUST APPRECIATE THAT FOR A SECOND???? did cary and michael just think that up on a whim or did they plan that beforehand????? because its really funny and also just. really. impressive imo

#worldbuilding #fantasy map #osc #osc art #stunned by the sheer amazingness of woah bunch

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okay fine drops the dream bodyhair manifesto in ur askbox. fine. if u really insist. maybe i will. Okay i’ll do it. starting off strong we have the drarmpits (dream armpits). i always feel like pits r underrated on here and maybe just generally bc i dont ever see people other than me specifically talking about them most of the time. but i just think theres something so … idk how to put it into words but theres just something so human about them that i love likekee i just don’t know. anyways yeah buries my face in them or whatever. next!!! his chest. i dont think its like rewallly super hairy or anything but there’s enough there for me to think about and feel lightheaded doing so. his hairy fucking tits ….. moving swiftly on to one of my favourites. the happy drail :3 one of these days hes gonna reach up or stretch or something on camera that’ll give me a glimpse of his hairy stomach that i then just won’t let go of. it’ll be like that one photo of him sat in a laundry basket but a billion times worse which brings us onto his legs. his beautiful legs. one of the only sections of this that ive seen outside of my own uh Visions shall we say anyways i fucking love his legs theyre the perfect amount of hairiness and i want to floss my teeth on them who said that .. i’ve already mentioned it but that laundry basket photo is my favourite droto of all time i think (id put it here but im sure u know exactly the one i mean). i love all of em but that one is really special to meee. AND I ALMOST FORGOT. the drubes. again i need to bury my face here on my way down to- anyways Anyways. his beard .. idk if that counts but like its hair and on his body soo. i love the colour of it (i think that colour transfers to everything else ive talked about here tbh like that makes sense i think?) anyways something about beard burn goes here. and lastly his hair .. again maybe doesnt count but it’s hair on his body and i want to play w it as he catnaps on my lap etc. i could go on for hours like i could seriously wax poetic about dream and. his beautiful hairy tits. and there we go!! i hope this was enjoyable to read i had the best time picturing all this as i went. urm. dream my boyfriend who i kiss and bury my face in the chest of everyday Yippee!!!! im gonna write and publish a poetry book entirely about. the drody hair and nobody will ever know. except me and u and anyone who reads this. idk im just typing words at this point i feel rly dizzy i need to bury my head in his chest inneedd to smell him <- crazy person thing to say (tagged on the end of this okay. sure). anywaysss hands u the deepest darkest part of my brain drinks some chamomile tea and goes to sleeb for 10hrs zzz <3

really good fucking work anon just really great literature in the askbox today

#i need to see him shirtless so fucking bad i need to see his chest and happy trail or im gonna fucking die #ask

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azalea-bee · 3 months ago

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9 + 12 for all ur ocs (or any combo of them!)

yippee hi again!! :D also i’m putting their pronouns in here too bc i find it helpful when there’s a lot of ocs to keep track of sjdhdj

9. do they identify with any specific labels (regressor, flip, pet regressor, etc.)?

emrys (he/him)- he is winnie’s caregiver! even though his lion shift is very similar to regression, i don’t think he would think of it in that way so he wouldn’t call himself a flip :]

cassia (he/she)- she’s a babysitter cg type, although i don’t think he’d think about it that seriously. he’s just quick to comfort and help out if someone else is small!

dove (she/her)- no labels, i think? i could see her regressing sometimes but not often enough that she realizes it’s a thing

winnie (she/they)- they’re definitely a regressor, and pretty open about it! i think she’d be happy to help take care of anyone else who regressed too, but not in a cg or flip sort of way

micah (they/them)- your question earlier made me think about this a little more, and i think i like the idea of them being a pet regressor! maybe not a label that they’d purposefully use or tell people about, but it still fits :]

12. do they have any specific nicknames for when they regress? how about nicknames they've given to their caregiver(s) or friends?

emrys- his cg nickname is “em” which turns into a silly vocal stim when winnie is regressed hehe. and he can’t speak when he’s in lion mode, so he doesn’t have any nicknames that he calls others during his shifts! i think the others would call him “cub” occasionally during especially young or emotional lion shifts tho :]

cassia- not really? but i think winnie calls him “sheepy” and variations of that sometimes when she’s small, bc of his curly white hair <3

dove- she likes nicknames in general, so even though she doesn’t usually regress i think she’d call people all sorts of nicknames and she’d like being called some too! i think her favorite would be dovie (dovey? i can’t decide how to spell that hdkdj). and she calls winnie “bug” when winnie is small!

winnie- she likes all sorts of nicknames, as long as they’re nice and meant fondly :] when they’re small i think they love being called emrys’ cub, or baby or bug, or even a silly longer name like “winnifred” (not their real name haha). and if emrys is in lion mode while she’s small, he gets called kitty haha :D

micah- i think micah would not usually like being called nicknames much, they’d prefer their name. and i also picture them losing speech entirely when they regress, so i don’t think they would call anyone else nicknames either! it would be funny though if they accidentally started using a cute nickname for one of the others in their head while small, and then accidentally used the name out loud while not regressed….hmmm

#the last bit gave me writing ideas haha #tysm for the ask!!#oc stuff #will.answers #friends

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makerofmadness · 1 year ago

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WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

Hi uh I just need a post to scream into about the final boss fight of Earthbound while I'm playing it so excuse me while I do this (under the cut because of spoilers of course) because somehow even knowing what I did know about Giygas wasn't enough to prepare me mentally for this:

WHY THE FUDGE DOES HE HAVE NESS'S FACE?????

WHY DOES HE HAVE NESS'S ROCKIN' MOVE TOO??????????? THAT'S NESS'S SIGNATURE WHERE THE HELL DID YOU GET IT FROM WHAT THE FUDGE KIND OF CONNECTION IS THIS IMPLYING??????????????????

Pokey. Buddy. Why are you "discharging stinky gases." Are you farting.

THOUGH SERIOUSLY WHAT THE F-

THE HP SUCKER WON'T WORK :((((((

so I think Giygas is invincible or something so I'm just gonna beat the shzt out of Pokey.

I wanna consult my walkthrough but I'm also scared of spoilers :(

Ok I just went carefully and the strategy really is just "beat the shzt out of Pokey" so. Sorry kid.

why did you put a giant Ness sticker on Giygas though Pokester like tell me please. What was the point of the giant Ness face on the orb.

"DEVIL'S MACHINE????"

oh god here it comes

aaaaaand ok yeah I know what Giygas looks like already but. Jesus that's still a creepy design and. Is that breathing noises??-

"His own mind was destroyed by his incredible power. What an all-mighty idiot!" Pokey throwing shade huh-

HE'S GOING TO EAT US??????

OH GOD HELL WHAT

HE KILLED PAULA LIKE IMMEDIATELY????????? Good thing I saved those Lifenoodles.

"Poo could not turn into Giygas" that's probably a good thing actually

WHY IS HE CALLING FOR NESS

OH MY GOD. GIYGAS'S NEXT ATTACK SPECIFICALLY AVOIDED JEFF FOR SOME REASON. ON THE TURN I TELL JEFF TO SPY ON HIM-

Susceptible to Brainshock the one attack I basically never use. Nuts but Poo is at 69 PP it'd be really funny to keep him like that all fight-

welp what the heck time to try.

this turn he didn't even attack. He just calls for Ness again. What do you want????

ok I try to attack him and it actually does Damage but Paula starts crying and now Jeff and Poo are paralyzed what the fudge.

Finally, the perfect moment... *used Monkey Love* *it fails*

PSI Rockin' Omega fails the first time I use it ever. Frick.

GIYGAS DODGES. HOW????? HE'S LITERALLY THE ENTIRE SCREEN??????

Ok I know I'm being all silly but humor is genuinely just my go-to coping mechanism this is like. Genuinely horrifying.

STOP CALLING FOR NESS WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM HIM?????

well, guess it's time to go with actually doing the thing I remember hearing you're supposed to do in this fight: A hope and a prayer.

...except I have to revive Paula first 'cus she died again.

Ok so like. When my normal attacks did only 1HP at the start of the fight I thought that meant something but now I think it just means that Poo's offense really doesn't hold up against Giygas without his weapon but I didn't get his weapon 'Cus its drop is chance-based so. Yeah.

healing is becoming a pain why did I give everything to Paula

POKEY?????

DEAR GOD WHAT AM I LOOKING AT NOW

ok I prayed because I heard you needed to do that at some point and Pokey's dialogue here seemed to hint to that but. The dialogue. There's actually dialogue.

THE MR SATURNS????????

ok so the power of all those Mr Saturns praying at once managed to break this guy's defenses I guess and now the screen is trippy and wrong in a NEW way. Yippee-

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU FEEL GOOD

THE RUNAWAY FIVE?????

GIYGAS WHAT DO YOU MEAN "FRIENDS?????"

oh hey it's Paula's dad.

I feel like this is what would happen if Void from Kirby had been an RPG fight instead of the usual Kirby style. Kirbbound AU when /j

why did I have to give Paula all the frickin' Brain Food Lunches now I need her to keep praying so I can't use them...

NESS LIFEUP OMEGA QUICKLY PAULA CAN'T DIE ON US SHE'S TOO IMPORTANT DAMMIT

Jeff get 'em (Jeff about to unleash a bazooka on an eldritch horror)

IS THAT TONY??????????? MAN I FORGOT ABOUT THAT KID WHERE'S HE BEEN THIS WHOLE TIME-

"A young woman in Dalaam woke from a dream in which Prince Poo died" so basically she dreamt about his Mu Training seriously what the fxck was that about-

GIYGAS WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO NESS LIKE YOU KNOW HIM OR SOMETHING

FRANK?????????

Ness is going to need. So much therapy after this. I mean all these kids will but especially Ness like Giygas keeps saying weird shzt to him directly.

Jeff keep firing the bazooka

NESS'S MOM

THAT DID OVER A THOUSAND DAMAGE-

WHAT THE FU-

HOW MUCH TRIPPIER IS THIS FIGHT GONNA GET???????

this whole time Jeff has been taking like. Laughably low damage from Giygas's attacks I'll admit. Idk why maybe I just equipped him with something good for this fight and didn't realize but he just took like 9 damage here or something.

though seriously WHAT THE FXCK

"Paula's call was absorbed by the darkness" THE FXCK???????

I...

I kept praying...?

Aaaaaand Pokey comes in to hint at a sequel I guess. Which. I heard he does actually appear in Mother 3 so I guess that's right-

ok I know my tone shift makes it seem like I'm taking this casually but this is really just me typing while my face is still stuck in the same expression from the shock. Hold on a second I need to process what just happened.

#OK. EVERYONE NEEDS TO PLAY THIS GAME. EVERYONE.#Istg if this were an indie game released for PC in the 2010s people would've been all over it #I'm actually tearing up right now #...I'm realizing just how much Undertale was inspired by Earthbound like: man I think every UT fan should play EB

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