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proud-cloud · 12 days ago

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Three Cheers for sweet revenge plot song by song according to me

My credentials are that uhmm ive listened to this album like weekly since i was like 12 and uhm im taking english A-Level (crime and tragedy) sooooo

Full disclaimer i could do a line by line analysis on pretty much all of these songs but then this would be stupidly long so im just touching on the points or lyrics i think are most important for the plot! Oh and i cant spell and im trieddd of writing academic essays so im kinda yapping ngl

HELENA

honestly i barely have anything to say here but i imagine its the demo woman’s funeral (yes ik its abt Gerard ways grandma but let me cook) kind of setting the tone and exploring his grief, creating the circumstances for his deal with the devil - especially in the bridge.

GIVE EM HELL KID

Ok so here!! Is where i start to have more to say!! So in my head the man (im just gonna call them tje man and the woman or like he/she from here on) has accepted the deal with satan to kill 1000 evil men and is basically on a killing spree? So from my immense medical knowledge of watching house im preity sure epidrene is a steroid, which like gives him energy (interestingly ive been on them a few times for asthma and they have a long list of mental side effects such as uhhh mania (fall out boy whooo) anxiety and depression which maybe foreshadows his sorta insanity towards the end as his guilt haunts him) acting as a symbol of his immense motivation to see his wife again, so verse one especially is before his downfall where hes like yippee killing people to see my wife again!! The chorus i imagine is sang by both him and the woman in heaven as they both long for each other uhm and later on in the song it does seem as if hes begining to kind of loose it a bit due to his grief? kind of foreshadowing his well everything later on in the album. In the bridge i imagine hes kind of mocking their teenage selves (linking to im not okay later on) especially in the line “we are young and we dont care” criticicing their hopefullness by comparing it to their current circumstance - ironic as it only gets worse from here.

TO THE END

Now i know this is based on a rose for emily (i tried to read it and there were a LOT of slurs from what i remeber so that was yeah) but for the sake of my silly little narrative were kinda just not gonna touch on that. So here i believe the man has been set to kill this couple, just to find the wife has killed her husband (with the “cyanide you drank” i assume) which drives him into a sort of crisis, questioning if this was what would have happened to him and his wife if she had lived and they had stayed married for this long (fueling his sexuality crisis in prison). I could go so much further into this, especially language wise but for the sake of everyones sanity ill leave it here :)

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO TO GUYS LIKE US IN PRISION

so hes literally in the middle of a gunfight in the centre of a resturant and the police come and theyre like come with ur arms raised high and ok so!!! Theres many people who could explain this better than me but the man gets arrested for killing all these people and gets sent to jailllll. Ive heard some people talk about it as an allegory for SA in prison and others who talk abt it as him realising his gay/bi ect and honestly i can see both. I really like the line “too much to late or just not enough of this, pain in my heart for your dying wish, i kiss your lips again!” Which, running with the latter intrepretation, suggests hes feeling regret for all the murdering hes done and is questioning if he ever did love his wife this much, and if he should move on and fix his mistakes. So to make a long story short he has a sexuality crisis in prision! Toward the end, he escapes prision and with his “friends” from jail, lilely from setting it on “fire” (i got the friends bit from the lyric “but ill go down with my friends”) escaping jail but at the cost of further loosing his sanity and grasp on morality.

IM NOT OKAY (I PROMISE)

for conveniences sake he either gets knocked out (the giggles at the end of prision i guess beinf from a concussion or something?) or just like goes to sleep somehwhere after the prison break with the other ex inmates and has a flashback to his time in high school, when he fell in love with his wife. As an audienve were kinds like dude she did not like you back then calm down which makes us question the morality of his mission, but for him it reminds him of what hes fighting for and erases the doubt he had in their love in to the end and prison. I will say im kinda pidgenholing this in with the flashback but uhm yeah!

THE GHOST OF YOU

This song acts as a continuation of his grief, back in the present day after im not okay made him remember what he was doing this all for. This basically confirms his belief that killing all these people is right because he needs to see her again. He battles with his morality knowing that she should be “never coming home” cause shes dead but then considering the deal with satan and its morality asking himself “could i? Should i?”. Towards the end, it seems like he decides killing the men to bring her back is the right thing to do. the line “If i fall, down” seems to show his commitment to her regardless of morality, hes willing to ‘fall down’ to hell if it means he gets more time with her which is ironic as he later does go to hell, but never gets to see her again.

THE JETSET LIFE IS GONNA KILL YOU

and hes back to killing again!! I think “her killing jar” is a metaphor for his fixation on his wife and the things its driving him to do. Hes trapped as if he was in a jar by the deal he made with satan for her. Its kind of difficult to explain but essentially hes assuring himself that hes doing it all for her and its all worth it as his sanity slowly dissipates, which i believe is demonstrated through the lyric “pull the plug” kinda symbolising hes giving up on himself and dedicating everything to her. Now this is obviously unhealthily obsessive and is the point where we definately start to question if what hes doing is right - is he not essentially playing god now? Should one man act as judge, jury and executioner?

INTERLUDE

ok its literally just the interlude but here i beleive he is praying for god, the “saints”, to “protect” his wife in heaven further showing his like motive? For all of his murders - his love for her however dangerously codependant.

THANK YOU FOR THE VENOM

HE KILLS MORE PEOPLE 🔥🔥 its almost like he has to kill 1000 evil men damn. BUT now hes starting to loose his grip on reality and is killing innocent people. I like to think he goes to the church he married his wife in and starts killing people - hence the line “sister im not much a poet but a criminal” - hes changed completely from the man he once was. They try to convince him to like stop saying its not what his wife would have wanted but he does not listen - in the lyric “preach all you want but whos gonna save me” - and continues to spiral into a life of crime and implied addiction (when in the chorus he says “give me all your posion and give me all your pills”)

HANG EM HIGH

THIS!! This is the one i can never fully figure out despite it being so good 🙏🙏 it feels like a cop out to say he suddenly becomes a cowboy or idk has to kill a cowboy but any other way i can interpret it is just the same old back to mourning his wife and dedicating his life to her so uhm yeah take any of those 3 or your own and run with it (please tell me if you know how to make this fit better than me)

ITS NOT A FASHION STATEMENT ITS A FUCKING DEATHWISH

Hes now so deep into his mission he cant quit despite the regret he feels. This kind of links back to his mocking of their younger selves in give em hell through the lyric “do you remeber back there when we met you told me this gets harder, well it did!”. Hes kind of pondering how his life got this bad wishing it didnt have to be this way. however he believes they will soon be reunited - evidenced through lines such as “im coming back from the dead” and the repeated references to resserection and him finding his wife, “your running out of places, to hide from me”. At the end, he says “i lost my fear of falling, i will be with you”, further showing he thinks he will soon see his wife again and simmilarly to the ghost of you shows hes willing to sacrafice his soul just to see her again

CEMETERY DRIVE

trust me the fake music video in my head for this goes HARD. So he visits the cemetary where his wife is buried to kinda tell her in a way? That hes almost finished and he’ll see her soon. And in my like the cool cinemetic imaganary music video he dances with her ghost but uhm plot wise hes kinda lamenting how much he misses here as the chorus goes “i miss you, so far”. Now theres some confusion as to how she died as here it says “and they found you on the bathroom floor” but in i never told you it says “they gave us two shots to the back of the head” so i imagine he got caught up in some like bad stuff and they killed her in their home - the bathroom - which does add some depth to his grief as he feels responsable for her death hence why he wants to bring her back so bad. His dedication to her is reinforced through the lyric “so i wont stop lying wont stop dying” which as ive said a lottt shows his like questionably large levels of motivation in this mission from satan. The repetition of “way down” at the end foreshadows the twist in the next song - that he's going to hell - and this idea has been building up throughout the narrative but its reaching its peak now and we begin to see it as a serious possibility considering the innocent people he has killed alongside the guilty ones.

I NEVER TOLD YOU WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING

Aaaaand im realising ive made it all the way through this without even having to check the tracklist which shows that i lack a life! But anyways this song communicates the concept so well and i genuienly could line by line delve into it but for the sake of conciceness as i have been i will just cover the basic concept

OK SO! Hes metholodically getting through this list (im inferring he has a list from the line “i keep a book of the names”) kind of rushing through them, seen through the fast pace of the first verse, in my head it resembles a video montage of the murder of multiple people off of the list. This is further evidenced through the lyric “another knife in my hands” showing this has somehow become his everyday life as hes become so detached from normalicy in his grief. NOW NOW NOW the lyric “a stain that never comes off the sheets” is an allusion to lady Macbeth (I FREAKING LOVE SHAKESPEARE) (im a hamlet girl tho honestly) where she couldnt wash the blood off of her hands which is a common literary symbol for guilt showing his mission has taken a massive toll on him mentally if we did not already realise this. “It aint the money and it sure as hell aint just for the fame” implies he does not enjoy killing these people despite the fact hes killed probably over a thousand people which againnnn shows his dedication to his wife. Now i know ive said that about a billion times but thats important to consider when we take into account that he does not get to see her again - everything he did was essentially worthless, in fact if anything everything he did just sealed his fate. Therefore, if we view him as a tragic hero (i can go so much more into this but thats for another day) then his hamartia is his love for her, his loyalty which kinda gave him tunnel vision meaning he could not see the flaws his plan and the way he was being exploited by satan.

now theres so much symbolism in the lyrics i could discuss (I LOVE THIS SONG) but i will refrain and kinda skip forward to the bridge/the end. I like to think he turns the last page in his book of names to just see his own name and then begins to spiral - this is where the song goes “and we all fall down”. Im preitty sure gerard ways like screams say “i tried” which like furthers this breakdown as he comes to understand all the wrong he has done and his inevatatable damnation. After a large moral debate he thinks it would have been better if they were both killed together originally “never again / they gave us two shots to the back of the head” and he shoots himself in the hope he will eventually be with her in the afterlife, and if not then a life without her is not a life worth living anyways. It ends with the lyric “were all dead now” (which they are) which reminds me of the rhyme/ game from when i was a kid ring a rosies (which i swear is about the plauge) and how that ends by saying “we all fall down” kinda showing the corruption he brought into the world and that everything must come to an end. This is typical of a tragic hero - his anagorisis (realisation of his flaw / mistake) and then his death - which is why i personally do veiw this album as mostly conforming to troupes of traditional greek tragedy :).

aaaaand thats it!! I dont count bury me in black or desert song as part of the album plot uhhh if anyone else does id love to hear how that sounds so cool but yeah!!! Oh and sorry again for any typos and spelling errors i cannot spell for the life of me uhmm this could be so incoherent for all i know (if so sorry!!) but i hope not 😛

lmk if you’d actualy wanna hear the full yap poetry annotation style for a song cause i love nothing more if not talking i might do the same for danger days if i feel like it so watch out 🔥🔥

#my chemical romance #three cheers for sweet revenge #three cheers for sweet revenge plot #tcfsr #mcr #Essay #kind of #meta post #I THINK IM NOT SURE THO #how do i tag this #writing #My chem

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resident-dumb-fuck · 1 year ago

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we blind em so they keep singing

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goddamn i was gonna do like symbolism because i also cant get out of the house but thats so much worse than i expected

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there are children trying to elope with my ward

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fucked up have you tried marrying her first

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good idea

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this shit sucks the guy whos like my legal guardian wants to marry me. what the fuck

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i could marry you first

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fuck it why not

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back in london!!! yippee!!!!

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london kinda sucks ass if you think about it hard enough

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this is where all my stuff is though

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#sweeney todd #is this anything #sweeney todd the demon barber of fleet street #dash simulator #long post #unreality

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milos-lil-corner · 10 months ago

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kidneystitches posting aka ej and liu being cute together as a couple post

Been playing around with it in my head, but EJ finding Liu's chill and comfortable attitude around him, laying comfortably next to him or even not seeming afraid of him while they talk, is undeserved. The self-loathing and the loss of his humanity makes em think he doesn't deserve the other's comfort - if that makes any sense.

I don't think either of them would be comfortable around each other when it comes to their bodies - EJ for the, y'know, gestures towards demonic figure. And for Liu, its the gestures towards stitches and scars all over him. EJ is blind and Liu doesn't care what EJ looks like, but they still have that hidden feeling of shame about each other - self-loathing yippee.

Dunno if crosses or Christian stuff would effect EJ, but if it would, I think Liu would remove that kind of paraphernalia unconsciously. Even if it doesn't effect EJ, I think he would still do it. Maybe EJ comments on it like "...Liu, I don't combust into flames when you wear a cross. You don't have to take off your stuff every time we hang out" and Liu would get flustered about it.

If this relationship were to exist within a universe where all the creeps live in a mansion-type thing, I think Liu would not step foot into that house - mostly cause the house is weird or because his brother is there ( and he does NOT want to talk to his ass ). So either EJ and them plan something to do together out of the house or they do phone calls like lovesick teenagers.

However, since I interpret Liu would just drive around in different cars he stole, maybe he would tolerate the house. At least for a temporary home if he needs to just, not drive around like he's on the run all the time. Maybe in that scenario, they could hang out face to face more.

I do headcanon that EJ has that classic interpretation of him having interesting anatomy ( multiple tongues, demonic appearance, etc ). I don't think Liu would really question it cause he would pick up EJ doesn't really wanna talk about it, and if EJ won't question his scars, he won't either.

Though, that does give me a cute thought of them feeling each other's scars in a tender moment of vulnerability. Very rare moment of them just being alone and safe enough to actually, I dunno, actually see each other equally ( EJ only hearing, but not exactly being brave enough to actually touch Liu - again, old wounds he won't even dare touch without making sure it's completely fine)

I don't think either of them would be comfortable with PDA, especially when it comes to a universe where all the creeps live in a house. I don't think they would be overly defensive about their relationship, but if someone were to confront them about it, they would deny it. I don't think they would be comfortable exposing a bunch of creeps to their shit, man.

Tbh, other than their trauma and both of their situations, they are generally just a regular couple. Or they treat each other like a normal couple. None of them kill together cause Liu is uncomfortable with that and EJ already feels bad enough killing someone for survival - why subject someone he cares about to that brutality ( even if Liu has seen enough of it, but its the thought that counts )

Smooches and cuddles are behind a locked door and key. Fucker's are serious about privacy, even if it's just innocent cuddles. Just, no.

I think the two would listen to audio books together - maybe Liu not being interested while EJ listens intently, so Liu just kinda enjoys the company instead of listening to whatever medical thing EJ's watching.

kay thats all i have for now. feel free to give me thoughts in asks or something - i wanna hear more thoughts about this relationship and your interps of it tbh

#kidneystitches #fuck yeah #creepypasta #eyeless jack #homicidial liu #liu woods

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musicrunsthroughmysoul · 2 months ago

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I know I should just let my writing speak for itself, but...also, no.

Actually! I'm not really going to preface this before I post it, except to say that: I wrote it today (so it's bad), it's part of my WTH WIP, and I'm changing the writing style a bit from other parts that I've posted, so you'll technically get more details from this than from other parts I've posted before. (And you have a slightly better idea now of what Eric looks like! Yippee! ...I do love him, though.)

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As West leaned back, he accidentally brushed his nose against Eric’s, momentarily jabbing his own nostril with the gold stud on Eric’s nose. He laughed at the feeling.

“What?” Eric asked with amused curiosity in his voice as West put his head back on his pillow.

“I just never felt your nose piercing like that before.”

“Oh. Well yes, sorry, it’s there.”

“Ye dinnae have to be sorry,” West said, then added, almost timidly, “I like it.”

After a couple of beats, Eric asked, “Really? My stud?”

West nodded, then realized that Eric probably couldn’t see his nod in the dark, and agreed. “Aye. I like...all your piercings, actually.”

Eric hummed, intrigued. “Well, you haven't told me that before. Thank you.”

“When did you get them, anyway?” West paused, then added, “I just realized I’ve never asked you about ‘em before.”

Eric turned over onto his back, clasping his hands together on top of his chest.

“Well, let’s see...I first got my ears pierced – just one in each lobe – when I was 13, although my parents didn’t approve. My mum didn’t want me to get both my ears pierced – she said one was fine, ‘like normal boys get sometimes,’ but at that point I already knew I wasn’t a ‘normal boy’. Not that I was going to argue that point with her. I just wanted both of my ears pierced. So, anyway, I got them. Then I got my nose pierced when I was 17. And then, after that, I got two more piercings – the bottom two along my helix – in each ear when I was 19. Then, I was...20, I think, when I got the third and last piercing on my helixes. And then, when I was 21, I went with Penny and got my rook piercing while she got her eyebrow pierced. I only got the one in my left ear because it was so bloody painful that I couldn’t handle getting the matching piercing in my right ear.”

West shuddered at the thought of how painful one piercing could have been, considering that Eric had gotten at least six piercings before it, but he supposed that was why Eric had stopped getting any more piercings after that.

“So that one piercing put you off any more? Or tattoos?”

“Well, not exactly. But, oh, tattoos...I’m not really one for tattoos. I’m more of a piercing person, I ‘spose.” West made a noise of interest when Eric said ‘not exactly,’ but wasn’t able to comment before Eric asked him, “What about you? You don’t have any piercings or tattoos. I mean, I assume. I thought I’d seen enough of your body to know, but, maybe not…”

West laughed. “No, no tattoos or piercings for me. I havenae the ears for piercings, I think. Or...anything else, I dinnae think. Piercings just aren’t for me. But tattoos...well, I probably won’t ever get any tattoos, but I have thought that, maybe, if I ever got one, I’d maybe get…” He paused and bit his lip, unwilling yet to admit this aloud to someone. No one had ever asked him about tattoos before, so he’d never offered this information to anyone else, and he was nervous that he’d get ribbed for it.

He still didn’t say anything for over a minute, and as Eric turned onto his side again to face West, he brushed the backs of his fingers over West’s side as he assured, “It’s all right. You don’t have to tell me if you don’t want to.”

West finally shook his head and sighed. “No, all right, I’ll tell you. It’s just...a bit embarrassin’.”

“I can’t possibly think of what you might say that would be embarrassing. Even if you said–”

“A ram,” West finally blurted, silencing Eric quickly. He clarified, “For Aries. My zodiac sign.”

Eric smiled through the darkness. “Well, that’s a great idea! I don’t think you should be embarrassed about that at all.”

West laughed sardonically, squeezing his eyes shut for a few seconds in embarrassment as he turned over onto his back.

To prove his seriousness, Eric asked, “Where would you get it?”

West started as he realized that Eric meant the tattoo. He'd never thought before about where he would get it. “Eh, I dinnae ken. Maybe on my back? Like, my shoulder, or between my shoulders. Not somethin’ huge or anythin’. But a reason to be shirtless more often, I guess,” he said with a grin. Eric chuckled.

“Yes, please!”

West laughed.

After a few minutes of companionable silence, West turned his head and asked, “So, you aren’t done gettin’ piercings, then? It sounded like you��ve thought about gettin’ more.”

Eric took a few beats to reply. “Well, yes. I’ve thought about getting another one. But...I’ve never made up my mind about it.”

#when I'm lonely in a world of my own #I love being a writer because it's in THIS part where I realized that Penny (Eric's BFF) has her eyebrow pierced. :)#also. lmao. you all get the even-less-cringey version of this because I changed the tattoo idea.#and again this is just a snippet. the cliffhanger isn't intentional (sorry but the rest is DEFINITELY cringe).

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sapnap2 · 2 months ago

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Okay i’ll do it. starting off strong we have the drarmpits (dream armpits). i always feel like pits r underrated on here and maybe just generally bc i dont ever see people other than me specifically talking about them most of the time. but i just think theres something so … idk how to put it into words but theres just something so human about them that i love likekee i just don’t know. anyways yeah buries my face in them or whatever. next!!! his chest. i dont think its like rewallly super hairy or anything but there’s enough there for me to think about and feel lightheaded doing so. his hairy fucking tits ….. moving swiftly on to one of my favourites. the happy drail :3 one of these days hes gonna reach up or stretch or something on camera that’ll give me a glimpse of his hairy stomach that i then just won’t let go of. it’ll be like that one photo of him sat in a laundry basket but a billion times worse which brings us onto his legs. his beautiful legs. one of the only sections of this that ive seen outside of my own uh Visions shall we say anyways i fucking love his legs theyre the perfect amount of hairiness and i want to floss my teeth on them who said that .. i’ve already mentioned it but that laundry basket photo is my favourite droto of all time i think (id put it here but im sure u know exactly the one i mean). i love all of em but that one is really special to meee. AND I ALMOST FORGOT. the drubes. again i need to bury my face here on my way down to- anyways Anyways. his beard .. idk if that counts but like its hair and on his body soo. i love the colour of it (i think that colour transfers to everything else ive talked about here tbh like that makes sense i think?) anyways something about beard burn goes here. and lastly his hair .. again maybe doesnt count but it’s hair on his body and i want to play w it as he catnaps on my lap etc. i could go on for hours like i could seriously wax poetic about dream and. his beautiful hairy tits. and there we go!! i hope this was enjoyable to read i had the best time picturing all this as i went. urm. dream my boyfriend who i kiss and bury my face in the chest of everyday Yippee!!!! im gonna write and publish a poetry book entirely about. the drody hair and nobody will ever know. except me and u and anyone who reads this. idk im just typing words at this point i feel rly dizzy i need to bury my head in his chest inneedd to smell him <- crazy person thing to say (tagged on the end of this okay. sure).

#ORIGINAL POST BY MY WONDERFUL BOYFRIEND DREAMSHAPPYTRAIL

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peachpopfizz · 1 year ago

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yk the first couple of episode drops were a bit ehh to me but like.. these two just hit Right. maybe bc i knew what to expect pacing/story wise now? either way, they're def my faves so far, especially ep 5. that's my Favorite favorite :]

spoilers for both eps under the cut, mostly just me blabberin abt what i liked (warning: its alotta alastor)

for ep 5, at first i thought charlastors/radiobelles were winning (and while i don't ship it myself, i was happy for em) but then the realization of 'wait wait wait this isn't romo at all, alastors tryna be a FATHER FIGURE?!' hit instead and i went WILD bc thats 1000% my preferred dynamic for charlie and al. so uh.. yippee dadlastors, sorry charlastors..? gsjahafdaj

also the "Ha! Fuck you." im normal im normal im NORMAL im SOOOO FUCKIN NORMAL (IM CRAZY IM VRAZY I CRAZY IM CRASTY IM FUCKI)

mimzy!! (mimzie??) her intro was abrupt, but she seems like a doll, and her hug with al was real cute. tho i do think she needed that metaphorical kick in the ass abt al's thoughts when it comes to her leeching off his strength for protection. about that..

ALASTOR ACTUALLY CARES. HE CARES. (seemingly, at least). LIKE, HE ACTUALLY LEGITIMATELY, NON-FANONILY, GIVES A DAMN ABT THE HOTEL. HE WENT OUT OF THE WAY TO PROTECT THE PLACE AND TOLD MIMZY TO LEAVE IF SHE DIDN'T COME FOR REDEMPTION. MAYBE ITS IN HIS OWN WEIRD-GUARDED-PETTY WAY BUT FUCK FUCK HOOOLLLYY FUCK ALASTOR CARES

and one more thing b4 i move onto ep 6, i've already seen some ppl comparing what al did to husk in the hall to angel and val's dynamic, and while i do agree the two are both trapped in unsavory deals (loser, baby literally confirms this) i don't think al's ANYWHERE near as bad as val. was what he did fucked up? oh, yes, definitely. but it really?? shouldn't be surprising??? al's in hell ‘n has all this status for a reason, so i was really just waitin for a moment like that to happen. however, it didn't do any lasting damage. at least i really wouldn't say so. most it did was scare the shit out of husk for a minute, nowhere close to what val does to angel on the daily (see: episode 6). tho im willing to admit i might be lookin thru rose colored glasses bc i love al as a character. my opinion might change when/if the actual conditions of al and husks deal are revealed, but as of rn, i think al acted as he did there bc husk attacked a reeeally sensitive subject. he would've just been the petty bitch he always is if husk said like.. anythin else. oh and uhh yeah im abt 85% sure he and lilith have SOMETHING goin on. idk who the hell else would be powerful enough to have alastor on a leash

..oh yeah, lastly, lucifer was cool :] silly silly guy (with lotsa trauma) that hit me right in the daddy issues. funny tho, i rlly dont have much to say abt the guy despite the ep literally being focused on him. his song with charile was spectacular though, i need to listen to it on its own immediately

okokok, episode 6, finally, hopefully shorter than the mess of text above

first off. vaggie = fallen angel theorists, i would like to bow down and apologize for ever doubting you. i was one of the skeptics, i really was, but the show did it in a way that (albeit rushed, but what hasn't been so far?, thaaanks, 8-episode limit..) made it seem believable, with assdam calling her out for it..

but putting adam aside, uh, lute?? maam?? holy fuck, step on me??? please???? i mean uh. sick character design yk ahah ^^

whats her name.. emily? the younger seraphim girl, i liked her, she was a cutie. she really did just seem like heavens version of charlie. and the older seraphim woman i (expectedly) have mixed feelings abt. i feel like all would've be great it adam got outta her damn ear cause she might've actually be down to try the hotel with em gone.. angel was doing so well

speaking of angel, ANGEL!! oh lookit that character development, charlie's gonna be so fuckn proud!!! also, CHERRI!!!! saw someone else say cherris the devil on angels shoulder while husks the (heh) angel, and i have to say i agree. they both want the best for him, they just have different ways of goin about it.

unsurprisingly, fuck Valentino. although i did notice he was wearing a dress today, so. (through gritted teeth) slay.

thiiink that's all i gotta say for today?? besides the fact that next week is gonna be agonizing, ofc :] buckle up ppl we might get a genuine, emotional chaggie fight come next thursday

..oh yeah!! molly!!! we briefly saw molly!!!! i hope youre absolutely thriving girl, you deserve no less <3

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel spoilers #hazbin hotel ep 5 #hazbin hotel 6

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aria0fgold · 7 months ago

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OHMYGOD! This was the most intense thing I've ever had in hsr, ohgoodness...

You can see the lil sliver of health of the enemies cuz they were on ONE PERCENT! AND THEY KILLED THREE CHARACTERS! They even killed Geppie but cuz of his special revival thing, he got up and I was spamming his ult like crazy, I was holding my breath hoping that the special technique thing from my gold equation can kill them off or so help me god. This was on Extrapolation Threshold Protocol THREE!

Yeah Geppie, same expression. Look at you, you sole survivor! This is why I'm so proud of you, thank you for surviving long enough for the enemies to die by god's hand oh goodness...

#aria rants #this is what happens when i take out luocha from the team. never remove luocha. luocha is The Lifeline #i had such terrible rng with this run that i couldnt even kill the 2nd stage boss (it was dormancy) and i was fully prepared to just #abandon the run entirely but turns out i had the curio that lets me retreat from battle and itd register as a win so i kept going #i had to remove luocha cuz the weighted curio i ended up with here was one involving fire characters and i was like:#well the effect from the gold equation lets me have that special shield thing so long as i have geppie so ig its alright #NOPE! NO IT WAS NOT! the moment i saw the berserk icon appeared i was like: oh im fucked. gallagher cant heal em quick enough #good grief... this was painful but YAY WOO YIPPEE WOOHOO!!! I WON! i didnt think id win it honestly THANK YOU GEPPIE!

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tell me abt your ocz?? (>_<)//

(first of all woah my first ask! yippee!) (second of all. this got long. i'm so very sorry.)

skutz, skee and poot are their names! i don't have them developed as much as i want to; i've just broken back into the oc-o-sphere after a couple of years of succumbing to cringe culture.

skee is a, hm, xenoecologist? 🤔 it's a really cushy job, even though it sounds scientific. he's tall, impressively so, but flunked out of invader training and sucks at anything that requires a lot of long-term commitment. essentially, his job is to explore planets with No Sentient Lifeforms and log anything interesting he finds; anything that could be useful for the empire. he's kind of bitter about sucking at every job he's ever tried but he's also not self-aware enough to make any sort of genuine improvement in his life B^)

poot is the irken equivalent of a NEET. yeah TECHNICALLY he has a job. he's skee's """"assistant"""". skee is fond of him and since poot livens up the base on whatever planet they're on, he gets to loiter doing barely anything. he's loyal, upbeat, generous, and also INCREDIBLY stupid. he's less xenophobic than most of his fellow irkens but also genuinely not any threat to the empire whatsoever by virtue of his sheer stupidity. talking to him would probably be pretty grating (and you'd feel bad for not liking him because has good intentions 😬)

(there is NO way they'd have a SIR unit. why did i draw that!!!)

skutz doesn't even really know those two even tho i drew them together. he's the one i like to think about in bed before i go to sleep :,) he's yer standard irken piece of shit. short, but "pulled himself up by the bootstraps" and got a job overlooking drones and laborers, where he got to ego trip around people who couldn't really do anything about it. way too cocky and ambitious, he took a "great opportunity!!!" to test out the interdimensional tech that was being developed in his universe. he thought he'd get famous but he ended up getting catapulted into a dimension where irkens don't exist and had to kinda rawdog existing in a universe where he has absolutely 0 influence.

i've been thinking about what aliens he might encounter in this dimension and i like the idea that they'd be VERY nature heavy but not in a way that's disconnected from technology; maybe irkens even used to exist in this dimension but their tech was absorbed into this other empire instead of em achieving dominance. but! that universe is secondary to most of my thoughts about my ocs, and i just like to think about the possibilities there before i go to bed. skee and poot have a muuuch more canon adherent sort of deal, and skutz is easy to adapt for that too.

WOW and that ended up being a lot but i'm glad its written down somewhere now 👍

#skutz and skee are brothers. from the same genetic stock at least. in my 'canon' they have literally never met though.#literally just from the same vat of irken juice #i have a vague idea for a short female irken spy character but she's not developed enough to say anything about here #and the aliens that skutz encounters in the other dimension have stuff too!#if you have ocs that need friends or anything anon.... you hmu....#also these paragraphs make it sound like i have more developed but this is genuinely kinda the extent of it #some of this has changed since last time i wrote it down. skee's stuff especially #ill develop them more eventually :^]#invader zim oc #iz oc #original character #oc #oc art

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tragedy-peanut-gallery · 1 year ago

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Yippee time for some oc headcanons because its my enrichment time <3

Vaelora!!!

- Her favourite flowers to plant are poppies because they got that sweet sweet opium in em, but she’s also kinda fond of em just cause they’re pretty

- Has probably been gifted a few masks to hide her weird birthmark (phantom of the operacoded), usually refuses to wear them out of discomfort but sometimes caves and wears them to big events she’s required to go to

- She was given Nightshade’s egg as a baby, honestly didn’t expect it to ever hatch but surprise! It did when she was like, in her 20’s or so, she probably got to ride her dragon once before kicking the bucket

- Has gone into the cranberry bog. Only once though

- She was definitely married at some point because she has Aeryn (and ol Jae probably wouldn’t be letting her go outside ever if she had a bastard *cough* Gael *cough*), but ngl her husband is…. Kinda unimportant, to me, so I just headcanon him as being a Crabb that died when their son was a baby

- She maybe probably definitely poisoned her husband but don’t worry about that

- Loves Aeryn because he’s her sweet special little quiet boy but has very much fed him a lot of fucked up homemade versions of sweetsleep and milk of the poppy, and probably tried even more fucked up medicines whenever he got sick

- It’s okay though! He survived! Mostly

- Has probably a dozen notebooks on her plant research, some of it is definitively about the trials she did on animals and other plants cause she definitely wasn’t sharing the human tests until after she died

- She absolutely has a shitty relationship with her parents which didn’t help her godawful reputation- but Jae and Aly didn’t really like… Do anything abt her weirdness, mostly because she didn’t step out of line until the witch rumours started popping up

- Was probably a bit mad when Rhaenys got passed over for Baelon. Not because of any legitimate reason she just hates her loudass older brother and his dumbass kids

- Not normal about any of her siblings tbh. Girl’s relationships were crazyyy

- She’s half blind in one eye. Nobody really knows why cause her birthmark doesn’t really hurt or anything so that’s kinda unique ig

- Grew weed in Aegon’s garden. Totally medicinal she totally wasn’t smoking blunts guys I promiseeeee

Naera

- loveddd a lot of physical activities. horseback riding and hawking queen <3

- Was proud to be a targ to like, an obnoxious degree. Definitely wore a lot of dragon imagery on her outfits even when she got married into another house

- Honestly looks a lot like Myriah, and that’s kinda on purpose! They also have an increasingly toxic relationship with her cause I said so!

- … ngl I kinda made her a lot like Rhaenyra in terms of personality, if Rhaenyra was like, not interested in the throne and spent 100% more of her brain cells wanting to kiss more women

- Definitely a daddy’s girl, one of Daeron’s favourites aside from obvious golden child Baelor and used that status to get away with everythingggg, even if Myriah wouldn’t take any of her fuckery

- With that though, it would probably take her doing something really bad to get Daeron angry enough to send her away- so I think the probable breaking point was her coming onto one of her brothers’ betrothed/wives, ngl I kinda hc it to be Aelinor because I always love putting this queen in situations <3

- Because I give slightly more of a shit about her husband- I’m gonna name him Theo! He’s probably a Tyrell or from a minor Tyrell branch and also a second son, but Naera was allowed to choose him so she was looking less at status and more… Willingness to ignore all her possible affairs because he’s nice and also a little naive lol

- Their first kid is a girl named Thea after her dad, and continuing the bad family relationship they do not get along that much. Even less when Naera marries her off to a Tyrell cousin and basically adopts a new daughter

- Second kid is a son named Forrest. His most interesting traits is that he’s kinda sickly and also tries to claim the throne after Maekar’s death before his mama tells him to sit the fuck down and mind his dang business

- Her third unofficial kid is her handmaid/lover’s daughter Ella, who’s probably treated the best because Naera like, actually wanted to be a mom for her so she gets spoiled and taken pretty much everywhere she wants

- When it comes to the whole “cutting off your hand and throwing it at the pirate captain” thing, that was insane but like, I cannot emphasize enough that it wasn’t in a girlboss way. Animal caught in bear trap moment

- It was surprising it kinda worked tbh- it was a pure desperation moment after promising “her hand” and she played on that misunderstanding to get away… Captain absolutely kept her hand though

- Doesn’t matter tho because she got a whole new hand!! And it’s better! Kinda- it has articulating fingers and is sorta light and functional, but it’s also a pain to strap on and uncomfortable to have for long periods of time

- Absolutely becomes a worse person after her hand’s gone. Toxic queen 😌

#love making shitty lil guys. should I make em worse? guys let me know if you want them to be worse and wretched #asoiaf ocs

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ritzcrackee · 5 months ago

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september tbr yayyyyy

rereads are marked by a ✩, new reads are marked by a ♡, library reads are italicized and new acquisitions are bolded

physical tbr: 8

dune messiah - frank herbert - ♡

oedipus rex - sophocles - ♡

antigone - sophocles - ♡

medea - euripides - ♡

the way of kings - brandon sanderson - ♡

wuthering heights - emily bronte - ♡

circe - madeline miller - ☆

the immortalists - chloe benjamin - ☆

digital tbr: 2

the hundred years war on palestine - rashid khalidi - ♡

in the shadow of the sun - em castellan - ♡

last months books: 8

a dowry of blood - s. t. gibson - 5/5

this was a rereaddddddd and it held up! i'll always feel mildly conflicted about alexi's age but its not enough of a hang-up for me to lower my rating. i like this book a lottttt yippee

dune - frank herbert - 1.5/5

guys. i fuckinf. ifucghinh. i did it. i rwad dune. slamsmy head againsy the wall.

i haven't talked about this yet (i think), but i kind of read dune twice? i realized very early on that the physical book wasn't the way to go for me. something about trying to absorb complex information when there's pretty lights and sounds and tiny tiny text on a weirdly shaped object was truly? impossible for me. BUT!! my good friend (hiii king) had given me his special annotated copy so i really wanted to read his thoughts on everything?

anyways, the way i solved this problem was to just... read everything twice. once, physically, as more of a vibes catching heavy skim, and then again, digitally, really trying to understand the minutiae of it.

this approach maybe worked? i still couldn't tell you very much of the plot, but knowing what was coming helped me enjoy it more? idfk

my favorite part wasssss the annex at the end and the chapter where the ecologist dies ❤

(franz please don't be offended by my rating and come to my house and kill me IM SORRY IM BAD AT SCI-FI I STILL LIKED IT)

in at the deep end - kate davies - 2.5/5

meh. writing style was fast paced and interesting, but a little too #qUirKy for me. the author said she was a big fan pf pheobe waller-bridge, and like... yeah you did kind of write knock-off lesbian fleabag didn't you? (to be clear i did enjoy this somewhat, just a perfectly average amount lol.

done deal - skrifores on ao3 - 4/5

woo hoo this was a 50k word modern au gentlebeard fic :3 i feel like 50k is enough to count as a novella? i guess we r tracking long fics too now. um yeah this was very sweeeet and very cuteeeeee

turn on the light - smallest church on ao3 - 5/5

THIS MADE ME TEAR UPPPPPP my babies.... (also a gentlebeard modern au fic but THIS one was 55k. so. yay)

divorce towers - ellen meister - 1/5

yeah idk what i expected. i got a free trial of amazon prime and this looked like the most interesting of the free book options? wish i had dnfed it halfway through but yk. i'm sure its for someone out there.

beastars vol 1 - paru itagaki - 5/5

yayyyy beastars ❤ fun fact i absolutely hated the anime on my first watch but like,,, in that obsessed way yk? rewatched it recently and LOVEDDDD it so i'm making my way through the manga :3

beastars vol 2 - paru itagaki - 5/5

i love to love animal cannibals....

last months goal: find a tbr system that fits my current goals better lmao

i just added a library marker lol. i was gifted a couple books, so my physical tbr got a lil longer. alsoo i keep reading novella/novel length fanfics so i'm tracking those as well heart emoji.

this months goal: read some stuff off of my fall tbr

gang i'm tired. the reading slump has been so real and i KNOW the fall weather is gonna kick my ass. i'd also love to finish a hard book this month but realistically i will read six fanfics and a romance. fml.

#WHEW. sorry this is late #monthly tbr #books #eurgh

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skekthesilly · 5 months ago

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day 1 of making a cool silly little fantasy map for my object world :)

ough. oh, the quality... puts hand on forehead dramatically...

you can clearly see where i focused all of my refining lol

im actually really happy about the shape of this silly little continent so far!! its got a cool swirly shape... and its pretty... and... and... uh... yeah

id say ive done a pretty good job so far on making the inner land areas look pretty... landy. like it would actually be something you'd see on a map!!

ooooohhh...... once i finish the landmasses i get to do BIOMES... and CITIES... and COOL AREAS... and BORDERS... and... and COOL AREAS

anyways! enough about the above rambling! i have more important things to ramble about!!!!!

*ahem*

i figured out how to make my text look cool :)

this will surely affect the trout population...

...buuuut thats not what im actually here to ramble about!!!

drumroll please

!!!

yeah i wanna make a silly fictional world with objects!!! ive had a couple concepts floating around in my head for a while and now im gonna MAKE EM REAL!!!!!

so! the map you saw above is actually layer 1 of three layers on my whole world map!! layer 1 is basically sea level, layer 2 is gonna be a buncha floating islands above layer 1, and layer 3 is gonna be a whole bunch more floating island on top of layer 2!!!!!!!!!! floaties!!!!!!!

its gonna be so awesome. its gonna be so cool...

theres also gonna be a LOT of different species of objects in my world as well!!!! thats another part im super duper excited for!!!!! animals animals animals!!!!! monster objects yippee!!!!!

so yeah thats kind of it for now... i WOULD put down more but i lterally cant think of anything else i know i would wanna say about my worldbuilding and stuff but but BUT

i WILL def be updating about this silly world!!!!! so if youre interested in what i have here then!!! yeah!!!! yeahh!!!!!! also maybe please gimme ideas and concepts and stuff. gimme inspo. my passion does not last long and plus i love it when yalls help out it makes me feel epic!!!

ok but rn can we just talk about how genuinely absolutely clever w.o.a.h. bunch's name is??? unironically its genius???? wheel ooze a hole bunch. wheel = coiny, ooze = pin, a hole = donut, bunch!!! and it sounds like WE LOSE A WHOLE BUNCH. AND IT ABBREVIATES TO WOAH???? LIKE THATS ACTUALLY SO CLEVER?????? CAN WE JUST APPRECIATE THAT FOR A SECOND???? did cary and michael just think that up on a whim or did they plan that beforehand????? because its really funny and also just. really. impressive imo

#worldbuilding #fantasy map #osc #osc art #stunned by the sheer amazingness of woah bunch

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asiogie · 2 years ago

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okay fine drops the dream bodyhair manifesto in ur askbox. fine. if u really insist. maybe i will. Okay i’ll do it. starting off strong we have the drarmpits (dream armpits). i always feel like pits r underrated on here and maybe just generally bc i dont ever see people other than me specifically talking about them most of the time. but i just think theres something so … idk how to put it into words but theres just something so human about them that i love likekee i just don’t know. anyways yeah buries my face in them or whatever. next!!! his chest. i dont think its like rewallly super hairy or anything but there’s enough there for me to think about and feel lightheaded doing so. his hairy fucking tits ….. moving swiftly on to one of my favourites. the happy drail :3 one of these days hes gonna reach up or stretch or something on camera that’ll give me a glimpse of his hairy stomach that i then just won’t let go of. it’ll be like that one photo of him sat in a laundry basket but a billion times worse which brings us onto his legs. his beautiful legs. one of the only sections of this that ive seen outside of my own uh Visions shall we say anyways i fucking love his legs theyre the perfect amount of hairiness and i want to floss my teeth on them who said that .. i’ve already mentioned it but that laundry basket photo is my favourite droto of all time i think (id put it here but im sure u know exactly the one i mean). i love all of em but that one is really special to meee. AND I ALMOST FORGOT. the drubes. again i need to bury my face here on my way down to- anyways Anyways. his beard .. idk if that counts but like its hair and on his body soo. i love the colour of it (i think that colour transfers to everything else ive talked about here tbh like that makes sense i think?) anyways something about beard burn goes here. and lastly his hair .. again maybe doesnt count but it’s hair on his body and i want to play w it as he catnaps on my lap etc. i could go on for hours like i could seriously wax poetic about dream and. his beautiful hairy tits. and there we go!! i hope this was enjoyable to read i had the best time picturing all this as i went. urm. dream my boyfriend who i kiss and bury my face in the chest of everyday Yippee!!!! im gonna write and publish a poetry book entirely about. the drody hair and nobody will ever know. except me and u and anyone who reads this. idk im just typing words at this point i feel rly dizzy i need to bury my head in his chest inneedd to smell him <- crazy person thing to say (tagged on the end of this okay. sure). anywaysss hands u the deepest darkest part of my brain drinks some chamomile tea and goes to sleeb for 10hrs zzz <3

really good fucking work anon just really great literature in the askbox today

#i need to see him shirtless so fucking bad i need to see his chest and happy trail or im gonna fucking die #ask

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