#yet impossibly beautiful

[techtechonmymind]

what was the reason for kwangya when they still have this in the vault hmm

[daily-hanamura]

[thisisntapainting]

feel like a lot of people simply don't think Hard enough about how lobster cookie and mocha ray cookie are both each other's only remaining part of sugarteara bc otherwise them sticking together simply doesn't make as much sense as it truly does. on the other hand i really wish these two would find a cooler hobby

[itspileofgoodthings]

also I had this moment when my high anxiety kicked in and I was like. about to undo everything and every conclusion I reached and I just heard “your God is a faithful God” in my mind and then I cried

[noblerinthemind]

Maybe the real cognitive dissonance is the products we placed along the way <3

[marc--chilton]

okokokokokokokokok

sending more asks because i am Concerned that i am getting sick Again which would be Stupid because I was sick last month with COVID and i have had three colds in addition to that since the start of 2024

when alphas bulk in rut. is it hard or soft.

like.

is bulked-out-alpha something that you could just kinda smush your face in or would it be like smushing your face into a rock wall. are they fun human pillow or are they unpleasant brick in the bed. does it vary by person. which is wilson (i hope fun human pillow and not brick in bed because he is a soft soft man but if house were an alpha i bet he'd be Brick). foreman i bet is either brick because he is not a warm fuzzy person OR he's soft but rejects that. but what do i know. it ain't my mgv.

or even more out there of an idea. do they get. like. swelling. like when i get a flu shot and my arm is huge for two weeks. is it like. water balloons. if you poked them with a sewing needle would they get debulked (not recommended Angry Alpha Warning)

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WELL there are some factors to HOW a specific alpha bulks up that plays into the squish of them. genetics alone means there's some variation already, but more than that is age. older alphas still bulk but will put on more fat and less muscle and many alphas who first present as teens have fluctuating ratios as their bodies learn to adjust to the hormones since it is another puberty after all.

wilson is more soft but he's solid, too. muscle growth is hidden under a layer of fat so by appearances he's teddy bear. soft and fluffy and cute. it's easy to forget he still does get some crazy alpha strength, too.

foreman is more 'brick' because he actually tends to go to the gym as an outlet for his rut while most alphas in the modern day go for sex and little else. foreman fucks, obviously, but he gets more longterm satisfaction from working out

now cuddy...... SHE'S the brick. given her administrative position she goes on rut leave earlier as to ensure the combative nature of a brain on rut doesn't contribute to a decision that could endanger the hospital, so she's kind of elusive to see bulked up. house, who naturally has seen her in that state before, does his best to be on his worst behavior before she goes on leave just to see if she'll use that strength on him (it's.... not sexual harrassment. but it's close)

they do swell, also, as a side effect of rut is increased blood production, so i guess there's always a degree of swelling (it also pads out the spaces where fat/muscle don't typically gather + ensures this sudden new weight gets a healthy supply)

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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[calamitys-child]

Girl help i am so full of love and so full of anger and I don't know where to put either of them

[dazedawning]

mentioned I do D&D character art sometimes and then never posted any lol

this is Vesz, my longest running D&D character, a drow barbarian/paladin characterized by spite, a desire to be respected, and an incredible capacity for violence. Seen here in his combat outfit (left) and his polite company outfit. 

I’d call him a himbo, but he doesn’t have golden retriever energy, more like a half-feral junkyard dog who would die for you if you give him some pepperoni. But he is very dumb, very strong, and trying to do the right thing. 

[jonsmissingribs]

I listened to Redeath by the Mechanisms and i dont understand what i am feeling but it sure is something and i want to feel it for the rest of my life

[bas-rouge]

What they don't warn you about dogs is that you'll fall head over heels for multiple breeds and breeders and individual dogs that you know you can Technically afford to have at once but know it would be irresponsible to raise two puppies together when you've never raised one yourself,

[mcrmadness]

Well of course I cannot watch a TV series and browse its Tumblr tag without half of the posts being just people shipping characters with each other.

Gosh. Is nothing on this website ship-free? I just wanna see nice, neutral, canon gifs and not people's headcanons of ships. I'm not interested in those. I'm watching the series for the series...

[lurakha]

just finished neva. am not okay.

[inmirova]

"it's easier to leave an abusive situation than it is to stop an abuser" :^( but it's not easy :^(

[kurooh]

HORNY BRAINROT ☆ MY HERO ACADEMIA

⊹₊˚. featuring various characters and a mix of thirsty thoughts!

warnings. 18+ content — mdni, f! & gn! reader, oral sex, threesome, reader’s gender isn’t described much

xoxo, juno. this is nsfw, not tiktok brainrot !

whenever you’re making out with katsuki, he makes sure to guide your hand towards his hard cock. his hand grips yours as he drags your fingers along the outline, pulling back from your lips to huff out something like “fuck— look how hard you’re makin’ me.. all for you, babe.”

eijirou takes a while to cum when you’ve got him in your mouth; whenever he notices the tears cascading down your cheeks and the way you’re starting to slow down, he’s always gently encouraging you to keep going. the longer the blowjob, the louder the moans — to keep you motivated, he gets a little whiny: “oh, s-shit, just like that, baby..”

walking in on tamaki stroking his cock to you is nothing less than beautiful. at first, he’s embarrassed and rushes to zip up his pants until you grab his wrist and stop him, encouraging him to put on a show for you. and god, he absolutely does. he gives your favorite parts of his body all the attention, arches his back for you, cries out your name like a mantra. just before he cums, he asks for some form of permission.

izuku’s strong, using one hand to keep you steady as you ride his face while the other works his cock. facesitting is his favorite thing to do with you because he gets to wrap your soaked, sticky panties around himself and use them to jerk off all while drinking you in.

cockwarming in the morning with keigo after he’s been gone a week on a mission; it very quickly turns into needy, desperate fucking while hands roam bodies and pull one another close. (he started it by kissing and sucking at your neck.)

bouncing on denki’s cock until he goes entirely dumb, and telling him he better not cum yet until you tell him to. of course, he’s too far gone to even look at you directly or hold onto you; tears gather in his eyes as he whimpers, begging you to let him cum inside.

mirror sex with hitoshi, who yanks you back by the hair whenever you look away out of embarrassment. “who’s that pretty girl?” he asks as he fucks you so hard you can barely even stutter out an answer.

it’s easy for dabi to get a little mean; after countless orgasms and endless rounds of fucking in every position he can come up with, you’re drooling and moaning freely. “what was that, doll? c’mon, use your words.” (he’s making it impossible to do so.)

admitting that you need some help learning how to ‘do sex’ to your best friend shōto is embarrassing, but he’s so eager to show you that you forget all about it. as you lay beneath him, clinging to his shoulders while your nails dig crescents into his skin, all you can both think about is the fact that neither of you took action sooner.

“you think you could handle us at the same time?” dabi scoffs, while you’re sandwiched between him and prohero hawks, who’s kissing you as he spreads your legs so you’re ready to take both of their cocks. “don’t worry,” he whispers, gold eyes glinting with the same hunger in dabi’s. “we’ll take care of you, baby.”

[hurlingdown]

MONSTERFUCKING — ft. monster! reader, human! character, heavy dub-con, oviposition (eggs), mpreg, aphrodisiacs, degradation, belly bulge, loss of virginity, and all that lovely shit. ♡

It was foolish of him to wander into unknown territory. 

You could still clearly recall just how beautiful he looked, trembling at the mouth of your lair. You could smell it—he was pristine, and evidently untouched. A virgin. 

He had sworn he would slay you and bring your head home to his village, bloodthirsty and terrifying and claiming this and that before he fell to his knees under the effects of the aphrodisiac, begging you to fill him up with your seed. 

And now look where he was. 

“So fucking wet,” you crooned lowly, slobbering all over his chest, forked tongue swirling around a nipple as you pushed the fat bulb of your cockhead into him. “Gonna stuff you, ooh, make you carry allll of my eggs.” 

“P-please,” he implored, delirious with pleasure, cum dribbling out of his cock in small spurts. It hadn’t even been a minute, and there he was, twitching and broken, just from being stretched out. “‘S too much, please, it won’t, won’t fit!” 

How cute. It only made you hungry for more. 

“Then we will just, have to make it fit, yes?” With that, you roughly jerked your hips forward, slamming the rest of your cock into his tight little hole. He let out a squeal, back arching as he gasped for breath. 

“Oh, fuck!” he sobbed loudly, writhing as shaky hands found their way onto your horns, gripping tight. He was clenching around you so tightly, your cock resting so deep inside him he could almost feel it in his throat. “You’re gonna break me…!” 

“Is that not what we are doing?" you sneered, tongue slithering into his ear, making him shudder. "Hah. You came here… ‘cause you wanted this, yes? Wanted to get fucked by a monster.” 

“That’s n-not true… I’m here to slay you!” 

Clawed hands grabbed at his parted thighs, and lifted him up carefully and gently, switching up the angle so you could now fuck him into the nest. He shivered as your claws grazed sensitive flesh, letting out a pitiful whine. 

“You just looove to lie, don’cha. So stubborn! Hehe, d’you go around fucking other monsters, too? Ooh, aren’t you a lil’ slut? My pretty lil’ slut?” 

"No! Haah, 'm not, not your slut..."

He shook his head wildly, letting out small sobs as you drove your cock into him with little restraint, treating him like how a child would play with his new toy. Savage and ruthless and obsessive, conveyed in every powerful thrust of your hips, the thwop thwop thwop of slippery skin against the plush fat of his bruised ass resounding in the lair. 

It was humiliating. And yet it felt so good.

“You are so pretty. Mine. My mate,” you chanted, and for a second he thought he saw hearts dancing in your eyes. “Gonna make you all mine, you'll never think about fucking another monster again…” 

You manhandled him onto his stomach with ease, suddenly pushing back in, and he wailed, bursting with fullness. “Yeah, that’s right. Oh, I’m gonna cuuum. Gonna cum so hard in your perrrfect lil’ hole. Fill you up with my eggs, make you the prettiest mate ever. How’s that sound, my sweet?” 

“Please! D-don’t!” he mewled as the base of your cock began to thicken, swelling with knot. “Please, I’ll do anything, I can’t, can’t get pregnant…” 

“Don’t worry,” you purred, your tongue wrapping around his neck as you pushed impossibly deep inside him to let the knot catch. “I'll take goood care of you. You will be safe here in our nest, with our eggs… and with me!” 

“It’s hard to believe that when—when you’re the danger h-here!” 

He keened, shuddering and wailing as your knot began to ever-thicken and expand, impaling him on your cock. A strange, slippery sensation began to fill him, and for a moment he thought that you were simply cumming inside. You shifted above him, grunting loud as you pushed the first egg into him, the action making him gasp, eyes widening. 

“What…” he panted, “What’s happening?” 

“Told ya I was gon’ fill you up,” you slurred, pressing your chest against his back and stroking his belly in contentment. “Ooh, hnngh, there’s another—” 

You let out a groan as the second egg pushed past the gaping rim of your cockhead and into his soft, velvety womb. He was shivering all over, letting out soft whimpers as his cock gave another weak spurt at the feeling of being stuffed. 

“No, no, please, stop…” 

He let out shaky whines as you pushed egg after egg into him, tummy feeling bloated and heavy. It was too much, and it didn’t seem like you were going to stop anytime soon. Soon, spots were dancing in his vision, and he slumped bonelessly into the nest, letting exhaustion overtake him. 

He stirred awake to the soft rumbling of a warm body behind him. Your knot had gone soft, warm cum leaking out of his puffy, used hole. The only physical barrier between him and the exit was your clawed hand, placed protectively on his bulging belly. 

Lifting your hand, he rubbed over his stomach, gasping when he felt the outline of multiple egg-shaped objects. You really had gone and impregnated him, didn’t you?

Sighing, he closed his eyes again. Escaping could wait. For now, being surrounded by the warmth of the nest and the fullness of his eggs would do.  masterlist!