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miguelswifey04 · 1 year ago
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spider-man noir as your husband
remember these are headcanons
i would like to think that noir would be such a gentleman and always tend to your needs. he would care for you as you would for him, and he’s the type of man to send your flowers or come home with a bouquet 💐 to remind you of his love for you
if he’s on a mission or busy somewhere saving the day, he won’t hesitate to drop by and check up on you. “honey, how are you? i missed you sweetheart.” he would wrap his arms around your waist and plant kisses on your neck lovingly.
definitely sends you love letters whenever he was at. it’s an old habit of his and your heart skips a beat every time you receive a love letter from him.
always takes you to late night dates whenever he’s free, and man were his dates extremely creative..definitely a sucker for picnics, loves it when your prep him food for picnics…usually you do it but he also does too.
his teasing goes a long way. he’s such a sarcastic person. you already know that and you’re used to his sarcastic remarks LMAO. he loves to rile you up but he cools it when he seems to notice he’s going overboard. he’s always smirking or wiggling his eyebrows at you when he says a dirty joke…corny asl
SLOW DANCING WITH HIM TO FRANK SINATRA !! use your imagination of you and spider noir slow dancing on the balcony under the moonlight and the pretty stars.
my god will he kiss every pretty feature on your face, literally won’t miss a spot. he kinda likes to kiss the back of your neck, shoulders, and collarbone. it’s just his thing and he loves the way your body feels against his lips.
he keeps your love letters in his pockets. whenever he’s busy or can’t see you because he’s busy at the spider society HQ he will pull out a love letter and read it over and over again. he tells you that your writing is very beautiful and he loves it so much.
he usually likes to take you to a bar with him. you know his favorite is egg cream and you drink it with him. one cup and 2 straws, just so romantic. also takes you out to parties and hangouts with people you’re close with.
i am a spidernoir fan too 😫
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geekgemsspooksandtoons · 3 years ago
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Continued thoughts on RE8
This was copied when I was making my DeviantArt journal about this. And ah, thank goodness, I don’t need to space out shit. Guess DA using numbers like that helps me out lol.
Hope the title is creative enough. But...the game has been out a month. But I'll tag spoilers anyway. So I got done with the game at 12:04 or well, I put my PS4 into rest mode to charge my controller. I'm gonna say three things.
Donna's death honestly fucked me up...and not in a good way.
Moreau is likely the best boss in the game. Maybe.
Shut your fucking hole is honestly funny.
Okay but yes, I finally played more of Resident Evil 8. And surprisingly, and I wanted to save and be done with the game after I got into the confrontation with Heisenberg.
Let me be honest with you all. Resident Evil 8 is a fine game. While I am still critical about it's story and what choices they made. The gameplay is pretty fine, and I think it's an overall nice or alright experience. While I don't think this is the best RE game ever. And I do think this game got too much of high praising. It was overhyped honestly. But I do feel like it becomes I guess more enjoyable as you play it.
Now I'm gonna go over me going through the sections I talked about real quick. And no, I didn't beat Heisenberg...I haven't yet.
Donna and Angie's section is maybe the best part of the game. Gonna admit when you go to House Beneviento, it's actually beautiful seeing a waterfall beside it. And while I do think the Silent Hill comparisons are...I'm no expert. I've only watched movie format of the first four Silent Hill games. But that part is where the game is scariest at. Despite me being annoyed by the puzzle stuff in one part of this game. Luckily, I feel great I decided not to look anything up.
But I guess it's the closest we'll get to a modern Silent Hill game. But I overall loved this part of the game. Despite I was being stupid and didn't put half of a child puzzle piece into a door for a few minutes. I will admit, I do feel like the puzzles are easier than usual than older RE games...which is kind of fine with me.
Also that giant fetus baby thing is fucking creepy. Thank God I wasn't devoured by it...but amused I was spooked by maybe the projection falling and bookcases moving. Which I dubbed Scooby Doo shit.
And...I'm sorry, I was not expecting Donna's death to go like that...like wow...despite what my friend told me about...wow...just saying, I am not selling Alcina Dimitrescu's or Moreau's remains to the Duke. And I'm sure as Hell not selling Angie either. Besides, I get a lot of money in this game already. Seriously, I'm loaded.
It's just silly like...I didn't want to go to Donna's house first but I had to. Will admit, I do feel like she was underdeveloped. And that could go as well to maybe the other lords. And I did go back to Donna's place to get her treasure...where I fought this fucking giant with an axe...and I'm really interested in who the Hell is that Claudia Beneviento. Considering she died very young.
Moreau's section was pretty fine. But I think along with Alcina's section, was a pretty nice place. While Donna's section seemed a bit more simple, it was more focused on, creeping the shit out of me. Yet I was still terrified being in Castle Dimitrescu because it was my first time...and may still could be scared if I replay the game again after I finish it.
Will admit, I was annoyed I got killed by Moreau three times in the water. I think the reason I liked his part because his boss felt very classic Resident Evil. Maybe almost like Nemesis when he's fully unleashed in the original RE3. I feel like Moreau was pretty unique. Despite at first...kind of wonder if I do want him to look more a Gilman creature. Because he's likely inspired by that those kinds of films.
Also I will admit this, him popping up as a huge fish at first spooked me. Continuing on, I have been going to wells and using the crank to collect shit. Which got me to collect Alcina's golden statue of herself. Which yes...is very narcissistic of her haha! Along with the treasure from Donna...and I forgot to mention I've finished those first three...weird ball games...
Gonna admit, I strangely feel reminded of Sonic Spinball and those pinball sections in the Sonic series. I sound stupid saying that. They are interesting puzzles. I'm just glad and to me personally, Alcina's ones was the most tricky.
So after I beat Moreau, I got the Wolfbane, which was the pistol I was very interested in and it killed that weird beast(Is it like a dog turned Lycan dog or something?)...in one shot...this is maybe the strongest gun in the game. Holy shit, Barry Burton would be proud.
But yeah, I went through the Lycan's den. Turns out, Heisenberg wasn't there. Also the grenade launcher is great to use too. And seriously, the amount of Lycans heads I've blown up with mainly a normal pistol amazes me. Holy crap, I killed a shit ton of them, so many heads blown up.
After getting that last flask and finally opening a way to Heisenberg's factory, I finally get to meet the fella. To be honest, I'm not huge on Karl's voice. I've heard it before, and I know the voice actor got inspiration from Nicholas Cage...but I just imagine Karl's voice to be different. Maybe Cage when his voice is higher pitched, but I forget. Maybe if I get used to it, I'll be fine with it. Here's one of the more amusing lords and...really, the four lords and a lot of other stuff is why I like this game.
What I hate is of what later on happens and...the future of these main games.
I also wanna say that the part I saved on is when I have to escape the factory. But holy shit, how the fuck can the Duke get into these fucking places or whatever. At least the Merchant made sense and whatever else...I'm rambling on. I just find it amusing that this huge character can get into certain places that would maybe seem impossible or not.
But yeah...I'm very likely close to the end of the game. Played a couple of hours. Maybe 3 to 4 or so. While I am...critical of this chapter of the RE franchise. There are things I genuinely liked. I just strangely hate...that this is the final product and we're gonna have to live with it. This is the RE game people are making memes about...I shouldn't be very excited for the new movie reboot this year...but that's what I'm more excited for.
The 25th anniversary of Resident Evil has been going good. Despite my feelings on this new main game.
I remember now, I feel like when I finish this game and I be more detailed with my criticisms. I've heard from a good friend of mine that Under The Mayo has similar opinions to us of how we feel about Resident Evil 8...yet before I decided to listen to the usual 1 hour version of the RE8 save room theme. Which is this.
Resident Evil 8: Village Save Room 1 Hour Extended - YouTube
A day ago, he posted a video that has this thumbnail and the title of how God Of War ruined Resident Evil...I'm really wondering how the fuck is that possible. And my usual bitching is about the fact we hardly see our old characters anymore(Such as Jill who isn't such a big focus anymore), some characters are not better expanded upon or whatever else, and the future...I'm just not interested. Despite I've said to a friend I could be interested in seeing how it goes...
I just explained a little of what I had problems with. I'm just gonna say Capcom needs to be a bit more ambitious and meaningful with their storytelling now. Which may sound stupid...I just want better for this series. And when mentioning that upcoming movie. If we ever get a movie adaption of RE7 and 8, ESPECIALLY 8, I want that to be a loose adaptation and some shit changed.
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earisu1 · 4 years ago
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“Once Upon a Time” in Jennifer’s Own Words
Original date of the post: 12 of October, 2007.
Disclaimer: this ideas and theories do not belong to me but to PokerNemesis, if the owner wants me to take them down I will.
“This is the complete collection what Jennifer herself says (excluding what is written in documents) in the “Once Upon a Time” (January) chapter of Rule of Rose.
This collection includes five of Jennifer’s memories/comments that were omitted in the GameFAQs game-script faq written by TheSinnerChrono.  I marked these with “####” to make them easier to find (for readers only interested in these).
This post does not contain commentaries by me (unless some of my descriptive comments count as being commentary).
If anyone finds anything I missed, or any mistakes I’ve made, please let me know in the comments.  Thanks!
Filth Room:
–At the shelf:
“This letter looks familiar…  Yes. it’s one of the secret letters that Wendy and I traded.” (reads letters)  “Wendy…  You were always so lonely.  Poor, lonely Wendy…  I wonder if my letters ever reached her.”
–At the central pillar:
“Tied to this pillar, unable to move, I was all alone.  It took a while, but I finally freed myself.  I was always the slow poke…  But, that won’t happen again.  I’ll never let myself be tied up again.”
–At the suitcase:
“When I came here, this suitcase was the only luggage I had…  I lost everything in the accident.  My mother, my father, all my possessions, and even my memories.”
–At the sunny window:
“I spent so much time in this room…  Who knows how many times I woke up here?  The nights were lonely and cold, but you’d always greet me in the morning… Only you greeted me warmly.  Thank you so.
–At the rubbish bin:
“It’s the detested rubbish bin.  No one ever suspected that something precious was hidden inside it.  Nor did they know that it was the only place where I could keep my things safe.”
–At the empty corner (where Bucket Knight had been):
“It feels as if something very dear to me was here.  Someone or something that always looked after me… helped me.”
Hallway:
–At the laundry shelves:
“Everyone would put their dirty laundry here, and it was my job to wash it.  How ironic… The one they called “filthy” washing their filthy clothes.  It all seems so silly now.”
2nd Floor Lavatory:
–At the toilet that has an eye drawn on the toilet lid:
“‘We’re watching you.’  That’s what the picture meant.  But it was still scary.”
–At Bucket Knight (by the sinks and mirrors):
“Bucket Knight…  A makeshift knight that Nicholas and Xavier used for sword practice.  Though they may have forgotten about it, I’ve always remembered.  For, I yearned for a loyal knight to come to my rescue.
Hallway (Front Stairway balcony):
–At the empty picture frame:
“There used to be a picture here, of everyone at the orphanage.  It was a picture filled with hope, taken the day I was brought here.  I was afraid someone would try to steal this precious memory from me…so I took the picture down and kept it safe.”
Sick Bay:
–At the drawers (these look like the same drawers as had the forbidden drawer in the “Unlucky Clover Field” chapter):
“Clara was a quiet person.  To me, she looked like just another student at the orphanage…except when she spoke to Mr. Hoffman or Martha.  Then, she looked scary.  I wonder if I’ll be like Clara when I’m older…  Will I enjoy those days?”
Sickroom:
–At the rabbit cage:
“Peter the rabbit… He was the pet that Wendy suddenly decided to take care of.  It was the same time I started looking after Brown…  I wonder if Wendy really loved Peter…  Was she sad when she had to give him up?”
–At the lamp:
“This letter looks familiar.  Yes it’s one of the secret letters that Wendy and I traded. ”  (reads letters)
Balcony:
–At the birdcage:
“The red bird in the cage… The doll Eleanor treasured.  ‘If only we could fly like birds and go wherever we wished,’ she whispered softly.  Yet, no matter how much Eleanor wished, she’ll never be able to just fly away from this orphanage.  Poor Eleanor…  She was burdened by her own frozen heart.”
Play Area:
–By the chair and train-track circle:
“Thomas was always playing with his trains…They were his only friends.  There were no final stops on his railroad, for that would be devastating to him.  It’s rumored that this obsession had something to do with his birth, but Thomas never spoke about it with anyone.”
####By the blocks:
“No one really played with the toys here because they were all old.  Only Thomas was the master of this room.  ‘A new girl, a new girl!’ he exclaimed when we first met.  He seemed to enjoy teasing me.
Library:
–By the white goat doll:
“It’s a stuffed goat… The white goat Mary.  The black goat Sally.  When Meg found her letter to Diana torn apart, she was deeply wounded and cried in Diana’s arms, even though she was the one that ripped it up…  And, when Meg’s notebook was found all scattered about, Diana made fun of her, saying, ‘Mary and Sally must’ve ate it.’  Poor Meg…  She was bound by the shackles of foolish devotion.”
–By the painting of the airship:
“The future that people dreamt of never came and was soon forgotten.  From the blue skies of hope, it sank into the depths of oblivion.  The new life born from it was an existence devoid of hope.  It slowly wriggles its large body and stares at the sky with a remorseful look… That’s its only purpose.”
Sewing Room:
–At the sewing machine:
“Amanda was fond of using the sewing machine.  When she got absorbed in something, she’d think of nothing else, especially sewing, which was always on her mind.  If we ran out of cloth or thread, she’d just sew rags with an empty needle over and over again…  And then she’d smile at the tattered rag with satisfaction.”
Hallway (2nd floor):
–At the graffiti on the floor near the Sewing Room door:
“There are doodles everywhere.  No matter how many we cleaned, more would show up the next day.”
Dormitory:
–At one of the two central tables:
“The night was quiet dark and scary.  Yet it was a mysterious time that aroused excitement.  Some nights, we’d stay awake in secret, hiding from the teacher, and draw pictures by lamplight.  It made us feel very much like adults–something not possible during the day.”
–At the other central table:
“A mermaid doll… What a proud and pure creature.  Diana yearned to become a beautiful lady, like a mermaid, but as she grew older, she realized that she was straying further and further from her ideal self.  Poor Diana…  She was trapped by her own ideals.”
Front Stairway:
####At the ladder:
“That day when Thomas couldn’t get down from the tree, the ladder, which had been collecting dust, sure came in handy.  Back then, Mr. Hoffman was a kind and admirable teacher.”
Main Hall (first floor):
–At the vase of flowers:
“There used to be beautiful roses here, picked by Wendy from the rose garden.  …But, as with all things, they wilted away with the passage of time.”
–At the potted fern:
“Miss Martha used to scold Nicholas for forgetting to water the plants, and then she’d turn her wrath on me, snapping, ‘What are you laughing at, young lady!?’”
Hallway near Classroom door:
–At a bucket-headed construct:
“A silent scarecrow… It stands there quietly, not meddling in the affairs of others.  It sways in the breeze, like me…a cowardly girl who was unable to assert her true feelings.”
Men’s Lavatory:
####At the blocked-off toilet stall:
“Once, Susan started a rumor about voices coming from this room at night…  It turned out it was only the door creaking in the wind, but one night, sounds came from the room even with the windows shut.  Susan jumped out of her bed and screamed.  It was really just a prank by Nicholas and Xavier.  From then on, the room was believed to be haunted and was considered off limits.”
Classroom:
–At the blackboard (which has written on it:  “Hitlerism is a form of government controlled by one man’s will / Democracy is a form of government controlled / Hitlerism is a form of government controlled by one man’s will”):
“I learned many things at this orphanage…The alphabet… words… how to clean and do laundry… But the most important thing I learned… was the lesson I received in exchange for my dear friend’s life… I finally came to understand myself.  My beliefs and the will to stand up for them… I don’t want to lose those ever again.”
–At the drawings on the wall (a map of Great Britain):
“The map of this country…  That day we flew from England… Those memories were buried deep inside of me…  The airship…and the accident…  Thereafter, the story of my life became a tale of misfortune.  Even when the others played ‘airship’ I couldn’t bear to join them, so I was left out.”
–At the schedule of classes on the wall:
“A brat, a know-it-all, an introvert, a crybaby, and an elitist… I know misfortune, because I tolerated them all.  I thought I was the only grown up, but we were all just kids, myself included.  But what does it really mean to be a grown-up?  Will I ever become one?”
–At the furnace:
“On cold winter days, we all used to gather here and talk… I, of course, couldn’t join in, so I sat off to the side.  Even so, it felt so warm.”
Bathroom:
–At the mirror (looking at her own reflection):
“Jennifer, are you happy now, considering how bad it was for you, back then?  …That tragedy you wanted to forget.  Now that you remember everything, how do you feel?  Is the answer inside you?  Think carefully Jennifer.”
Wash house:
–At the sinks:
“I came to this room every day to do laundry…  The water was so cold, and the soap would sting my eyes, but I didn’t hate it, because clean laundry is so refreshing.”
Kitchen:
–At the table:
“If Miss Martha had disappeared, there would’ve been no one to cook…  If Clara had disappeared, there would’ve been no one to tend our wounds…  If Mr. Hoffman had disappeared, there would’ve been no one to teach us.  You can’t live life eating snacks all day, with no exercise or studying.  If you look at it that way, even the Aristocrat club needed adults around… Our world was so small.”
Martha’s room:
–On the bed:
“There are a couple of letters here.  It’s a letter from the police…  “(reads letter) “It’s a letter from Martha…”(reads letter) “The letter ends there…  Perhaps if the matter had been addressed publicly, things wouldn’t have turned out as they did.  Adults are so selfish.”
Cafeteria:
–At a fork on the table:
“Olivia, the one who cried all the time, stopped crying completely when all the adults were gone.  With no teacher to give her attention and no cleaning lady to scold her, there was no point in crying anymore.  …Poor Olivia.”
Inner Court:
–Site of Brown’s burial:
“It all started here, when I dug up the mound…  I sensed that something precious to me was buried here… and I couldn’t stop myself…  The old me… the one who didn’t understand herself… I lost my friend because of her.  If… If I could go back… I’d try to save him… but what has happened can never be undone.  I’ll never break a promise again.”
Cell of Remorse:
(nothing)
Cell of Pleasure:
(nothing) film projector
Cell of Repentance:
(nothing)
Cell of Solitude:
–At the central chair:
“One time, Diana was absorbed in deep thought here.  She was the prettiest, the most mature of the Aristocrats.  She wanted so much to be an adult… and yet she was also afraid of growing up too fast.”
Cell of Bliss:
–At the table:
“The spooky things… The scary creatures that everyone talked about…  They’ll come and clean if you don’t, sweeping bad children away like dust…  Well, they actually came and attacked me… I knew what they really were… but that wasn’t the problem.  The real problem was my weak heart.   My weakness was what drew them here.”
Closet Room:
–At the clothes hangers:
“On Halloween, we all dressed up in costumes…  Everyone else wore bags over their heads, and stared at me through tiny holes…  Their blank faces and muffled voices…  It scared me like you wouldn’t believe…  ‘Is it really you under there?’ I asked, fearing it was something else.  But, no one would answer me.”
–At the mirror:
“Amanda was always more sensitive about her looks than anyone else.  One day she was given a severe scolding by Miss Martha.  That’s because Miss Martha’s lipstick had gone missing.  The lipstick was never found, but I know Amanda took it.  I’ve seen her applying it late at night.”
Hallway (ground floor, connecting Headmaster’s Room and Closet Room):
####At drawing on the floor of a big donut-shaped one-eyed person (near cabinet):
“This sloppy drawing must be Thomas’s.  See what happens when you give him chalk?  The walls, the floors…   To him, it’s one big canvas.”
####At drawing on floor of spooky things (nearest the Headmaster’s Room):
“The spooky things…  They swept away everything that’s dirty, including disobedient children.  It was a scary story that started as a rumor and spread like wildfire.”
####At drawing of spooky things (nearest the Closet Room):
“The spooky things love to clean.  That’s why they always carry mops and brooms.  They’ll kidnap you if you don’t clean.  At least, that’s what everyone says.”
Headmaster’s Room:
–At the PA system:
“Mr. Hoffman loved to broadcast over the PA system… while we were cleaning, while we were eating, and even after we were in bed.  He always announced our names in the order of his favorites.  We’d try our best to win his approval and be the first one to be called.  But he never called my name, not once.  I thought it was all rather silly, anyway.”
–At the desk:
“The book is open… ” (reads Hoffman’s diary entries).  “At the time it seemed so frightening…  Were those scary things that attacked me just figments of my imagination…?” (another entry) “..The diary continues, but the last page is particularly interesting… It’s Mr. Hoffman’s last entry before he disappeared.” (another entry) “…That’s the end of the diary.  We never saw Mr. Hoffman again.”
–At the fish tank (a fish swims inside):
“I know you’re in a very stinky place, because that rag Diana put to my face smelled just awful.  But, no matter how clever or fast you are, there’s no escaping.  You’re like a mermaid in captivity… adapting to a new reality.  Leaving your home behind…did you find happiness?”
Headmaster’s Closet:
–At the shelf that has shoes:
“That day, Mr. Hoffman disappeared, like he was running away from something.  He had tried too hard to be someone he wasn’t.  The expectations were too much for him… and he wanted to escape those restrictions.  However, children and adults live in the same world, and we must both play by society’s rules.”
Reception Room:
–At the record player:
“The record player is brand new.  Playing a record would fill the room with sweet music.”
–At the fireplace:
“It was a cold, winter night… I had been scolded as usual, and called into the headmaster’s room.  I didn’t like being scolded, but I didn’t mind so much when it was in front of the fireplace, which was warm and cozy.”
–At the vase on the central table:
“All of us loved red roses.  Even the name of the orphanage was befitting of an Aristocrat… It wasn’t until I swore the oath of the rose that I learned roses have thorns.”
–At the dish cupboard:
“This is Mr. Hoffman’s prized collection of fine dishes.  We would sometimes sneak them out and play house with them in the attic, but that’s our little secret.”
–At the graffiti covered portrait:
“This is a picture of Mr. Hoffman when he was a young man.  He was so proud when he showed it to us…  He never caught the one who doodled on it though.  But, I know who did it.  I saw Thomas trying to move the ladder on the day it happened.”
Women’s Lavatory:
–Toilet stall with bird drawing:
“Red bird drawings.  A red crayon and… a red broach…  A red rose and… red blood…  Red is the most beautiful color, yet it comes at a price.  It is my most favorite color and my most hated color.”
Entrance-way:
–At the lockers:
“It’s a small locker, but it was just for me.  My name was even on it.  They made me feel welcome.  I was so happy… I’d move my shoes in and out, over and over again.”
–At the umbrella stand:
“We never used umbrellas.  On snowy days, we’d go out for snowball fights.  On rainy days, we’d go out and play in the rain, and get soaking wet.  Every time, Xavier would trip and get himself all muddy and we’d laugh.  It was so much fun.”
–At the portrait of Hoffman:
“One day,  Mr. Hoffman suddenly disappeared.  Clara and Miss Martha soon followed, leaving me and the other orphans alone.”
Front gate:
–At the orphanage sign to the left of the gate:
“The Rose Garden Orphanage…  That day, I was escorted from the scene by Officer Doolittle.  At first, it was reported that there were no survivors…  Then, word got out that, miraculously, I had escaped the tragedy…  When rumor spread that I was also the sole survivor of a horrific airship accident in which the passengers were all presumed to be dead, the media went into a frenzy.  and so, the tragic murder of the residents of a rural orphanage was instantly bumped from the front cover of the daily newspaper to an obscure corner…  I’m sorry everyone.  You don’t deserve to be forgotten…  But I’ll remember you.  Thank you all for the precious memories.”
Fork In The Path:
####At the sign:
“The sign has been broken ever since I came here.  I guess it doesn’t matter:   no one comes to visit anyway.”
Bus Stop:
–At the bus stop sign:
“That bus that brought me here…  Should I try to take it the other way?  …No, that’s not right.  There are still things I have to do here.   Wait for me, Brown.”
Outside the rickety shed:
–At the door:
“Please wait for me.  I’ll be there.”
Inside the rickety shed:
(Spoken to Brown)  “My dear friend… I never want to lose you again.  I’ll protect you…  forever and ever until I die.”  (Writes on chalkboard:  “everlasting/true love/ I am yours”)  “I’ll protect you… forever until I die.”
Notes: some of this reposts are not showing in the tags sadly. Classic Tumblr.
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surveys-at-your-service · 3 years ago
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Survey #451
“taste the waste of their god’s grace & spit your hate upon your young”
Who are you subscribed to on YouTube? A shitload of people. Do you like to go to the farmer's market? Yeah, sure. What will (or was) the color of your wedding dress be? Probably black. What's your favorite melon? I don't really like melons, actually. What was the name of the last pet of yours that died? Teddy. :( When was the last time you wished the day would just get over with? Literally every day. Seriously. It's funny, I dread fighting to sleep at night, but I also just want it to be time to sleep so time will pass. My life is just so fucking boring that I just... wait for something exciting to happen. Name one person you've never had a fight with: Tez. What are you currently listening to? "Sex Metal Barbie" by In This Moment. What would you rather have: cat or dog? I prefer cats. Who is your least favorite person in real life? Probably my sister's husband. Do you ever watch anybody's live stream of... anything, really? I'll sometimes watch live let's plays. Does your house have security cameras? No. If you go grey as you age, would you dye your hair or let it be? I'll be dyeing it. What was the last establishment you stopped going to due to bad service? What happened? I'm not sure. What soundtrack do you listen to the most? Silent Hill 2's, definitely. Was there a family secret you weren’t told about until you were an adult? I don't know if it's really a secret, but I didn't know until this year that my dad did some really dangerous drugs before us kids were born. Do you have an opinion most people you meet seem to disagree with you? Yes. What’s something you like to have many options to choose from? Food, ha ha. Feels great to have a full kitchen after a grocery trip. What’s the strangest decorative object you own? Nothing "strange" to me. What’s a thing you couldn’t imagine doing with your life right now? One biggie is having a baby. I just... could not imagine. My life would plummet. What’s been your proudest moment? Graduating in the top percentile in my high school graduating class. What’s the filthiest non-pornographic movie you’ve seen? Omfg, Sausage Party. That movie was so gross. Do you know anyone who doesn't seem to be fond of animals? Thankfully, no. I don't even think I could befriend someone who doesn't like animals. Are you planning any outings or trips anytime soon? Whereabouts? No. Do you know anyone who has a phobia of a certain animal? Yeah, like me with whale sharks. Is there a particular brand of technology/electronics that you prefer? Not really, no. Is there a singer whose voice gives you goosebumps/chills? Amy Lee's. And is there a singer whose voice you simply can't stand? Yeah, such as Bob Dylan. Are there any authors that are particularly dominant on your bookshelf? Tui T. Sutherland, but only because I read their series Wings of Fire. Have you seen any photographs or videos that made you smile today? I'm sure on Facebook at some point. Which item in your fridge are you most looking forward to consuming? Does the freezer count? If so, this Healthy Choice grilled chicken pesto bowl I have in there. I am like addicted to them. Has anyone you know got into a new relationship lately? I don't know. If you menstruate, do you experience much PMS prior to it? It varies month-to-month. Have you ever had a tattoo covered up or added to? I had my Markiplier tattoo essentially redone by a better artist. I also plan on getting my "ohana" tat covered, as well as my "how rare and beautiful it is to even exist" one (I adore the quote, but it's not an original design, which I don't like having anymore), and I want to move and redesign my "perfectly flawed" one because I want a bigger tattoo in its location. Can you remember the last time you had a sudden change of mind? Yeah; I'm pretty sure I like-like my friend Girt now, something I was never entirely sure about. When was the last time you did something on a whim? *shrug* Were you raised by both of your parents? If not, then who raised you? Well, I guess both, but Dad didn't do a lot of the teaching part about life and stuff. Have you ever began a relationship with someone you knew for less than a week? No. Has one of your friends ever tried to ‘hook you up?’ Yes. Colleen tried that with me and Girt and only succeeded in making us very uncomfortable. She said something I wanted to slap her for that I won't repeat. What is your card game of choice? Magic: The Gathering. What is your favourite books series? I think my favorite series of all time was the Shiloh trilogy. I adored both the books and movies. Do you prefer landmarks or street names when being given directions? You'd better give me landmarks, ha ha. Do you read the prologues in the beginnings of books? Of course. What was your favourite gym class moment? There're such things as GOOD gym memories in school? Do you think that ocean boardwalks are fun? Yes. Do you dread when people ask you to sign their yearbooks? No, I always thought it was very flattering that they even wanted mine. Do you have a favourite Scooby-Doo movie? The Phantom Virus one. I had the video game as a kid, too. Could never beat the damn thing. Do you think it’s cute when toddlers try to run away and fall down? No? I don't like seeing children - or anyone - fall. Do you enjoy listening to your grandparents tell stories of their past? So, this really only happened once, and it was coincidentally the day I learned of her pancreatic cancer, but before Mom told me. I had an assignment to interview someone of an older generation about how various sources of media affected their lives, like the development of TV and such, and she really got into it. It was very interesting to learn about. Do you have a crush on someone? I guess I do idfk. If so... what does his/her name begin with? "D." What attracts you to them? More than anything, the fact he's been there for me without fail. Both single and when I was with Jason and he was interested in me, he's just... been there and has made an effort since high school to be in my life in one way or another. Do they know that you like them? Not anymore, no. We dated for a few months, but I broke up with him because he felt more like my brother, so I would assume he doesn't think I do. Maybe he still is family to me. I really don't know what I feel. If they don't know, why didn't you tell them? I might at some point, idk. We just haven't talked in a while. Name two people that you miss: Jason and Megan. Have you ever seen Titanic? When I was in the hospital, yes. Everyone was crying, lmao. Have you ever swam with dolphins? No, but I would. When was the last time you had a stomachache? Now. Mother Nature finally visited me after three whole fucking months and is v angry. What's going to bed early for you? Like 7:00. Do you want to have a big family in the future? Of pets! Human kids ain't for me. What was the last thing you did that gave you a rush? Hell if I know. Favorite Nicholas Cage movie? Ghost Rider. Have you had your Covid vaccine yet? Which one, if you have? Yes. I got Moderna. If you've had your vaccine, did you experience any side effects? I did on my second dosage. I was OUT of it the day afterwards, but then I was fine. What's the next item of clothing that you intend to buy for yourself? I need new bras badly. What Facebook groups have you found the most helpful? It's called "Not Just A Pet Rock (Python regius)" and is a group for advanced ball python husbandry. It is very informative, but I will say there is a SHITLOAD of very rude elitists. Do you like your butt? Why or why not? NO because it's a PANCAKE and I want CAKE. Have you ever personally been a victim of homophobia? I personally think so. When Sara visited and we were trying to go to my older sister's so she especially could meet her, Ash entirely ignored Mom's messages. I know her homophobic husband well enough to nearly be able to guarantee he didn't want us coming over because the kids "don't need to see that." Ash kinda does what Nick says, so... you know. Do you think you’d be happier if you had a pet? I know I'm happier with pets. Who was the last person you went on a date with? Sara. Were you ever hospitalized as a little kid? No. What’s your favorite way to curl your hair? It's too short to do that. At what age did you start swearing? However old I was in 7th grade. What is something you physically can’t do? Clean up vomit lkdsjal;sdkjfa;lkwd. I can't clean up my pet's or even my own. I literally can't. My mom has to. What do like better, apples or oranges? Apples. I don't like oranges. Around the holidays, do you hope for snow? Yes!!! What are your top two favorite bands? Ozzy Osbourne and Metallica. How many people do you 100% trust? Like two. Maybe. Do you care what others think about you? Way too much. Has anyone ever called you a bitch? My grandmother has. Did you watch Teletubbies when you were younger? Omg yes, I was obsessed. Do you have any licenses other than your driver's license? I don't even have that. Could you live the rest of your life without eating meat? No. Not because I don't want to, because I do, but I would have an extreme protein deficit if I did that. Besides meat, I don't like enough protein-rich foods. Have you ever had a rolling backpack? Yes. Did you make any money today? I haven't made any money in a very, very long time. I'm only ever paid when someone hires me to take pictures for them. What was the highest place you've ever jumped from? I don't know. Definitely not very high. Have you ever gone swimming in a river? Yes. What was the last souvenir someone got you? I have zero clue. Do you have a favorite remix of a song? Hm. Perhaps this techno-y remix of "Psychosocial" by Slipknot. I don't know for sure, though. What do you think is the most saddest sounding instrument? Either the violin or piano. Do you really pay attention to the ratings on movies? Nope. Do you have a favorite species of wild cat (tiger/lion/cougar/etc.)? Probably clouded leopards aesthetics, but I think lions overall. If you had $500,000, what would you do with it? Pay off school debt as well as help Mom with various financial issues, buy new glasses, buy Mom and I a new house and car, get Venus a great tank with all the optimal supplies, get LOADS of tattoos, donate to various charities, adopt a few specific pets, travel to Yellowstone, get laser hair removal on my legs and teeth whitening... There are a lot of possibilities. Did the last person you touched lips with have a kid? Just scaly ones. :') "First loves are never really over." Is this true for you? Yeeeep... Did you like Michael Jackson before he died? I didn't really have an opinion on him. I know/like a couple songs, sure. What are some things that would make you break up with someone? If they became abusive, started doing drugs, acted arrogantly, didn't understand my mental conditions and were unwilling to be emotionally supportive, stuff like that. What was the worst breakup you've ever had? Ha, the one with Jason. For. Fucking. Sure.
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