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🖤 if you want me on this side ⛓️ of the leash, handle me properly🩶
#here you go~#yes? no? would? wouldn't?#please be nice even if it's a no#okay to reblog#alt femme#collar and leash#petpl4y#bd/sm switch#big tiddy gf#except not a girlfriend and barely a girl#collar#leash play#chain#black lipstick
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"Holding your hand doesn't have to mean that I accept your friendship," the liar said to the truthful, trying to lie in front of the only person who understands his intentions.
He knows, of course, that the liar did not lie. For the liar is also the truthful.
#saying that pure “i forgave my best friend that created the evil woman who almost destroyed the world” vanilla cookie wont forgive you#is like saying humans can have five legs#(statistically possible but very very rare)#anyways what i was quoting is meant to refer to shmilk never actually lying to vanilla for the whole comic#(except the “pretending to understand” bit but is it rlly lying if they both know its a lie and know that the other knows)#yes he could do this and that. but he never said he would. and pv knows he wouldn't#they understand each other <3 for they are one and the same <3#i have notes on this comic so if anyone wants me to yap just come yell at me at the tags or sumn#wanted to render this tbh but i got lazy so take these ugly doodles ig#smilk drawn from memory while i barely used references for pv (like.. halfway through making this LOLL)#hopefully this is readable ;w;#admittedly i feel like some parts can be quite ooc and if so i apologize im still wrapping my head around these two#i just want to put them both in a jar and shake them around grr#my doodles#pureshadow#shadowvanilla#shadownilla#not ship but feel free to interpret whatever#pure vanilla cookie#awakened pure vanilla cookie#shadow milk cookie#cookie run kingdom#crk#alt text available
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ok well i think more characters should be introduced to therapy speak. and they should misuse it in new and egregious ways
#also my oatmeal warm hot take is most villains wouldn't even bother to add this to their arsenal#but WOULD be flinching and judgemental about any 'heroes' who adopt thera-speak#“yes i'm evil and yes i'm manipulative but i draw the line at TACKY”#(the irony is they are *incredibly* tacky but even canonically evil villains get the 'ew' sometimes)
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Trapped in a vicious cycle of pining? Try gay sex! (More things to learn over at Tiger Tiger!)
#tiger tiger#jamis arlesi#remy bonnaire#Arno#through a series of unfortunate events I will be posting this after the update will be out so my timing will be more so:#“Alternate take on how that scene played out” Rather than my funnier “My prediction for how it will go down”#I truly think Remy would rather admit to crimes he didn't commit than confess he has a thing for men.#It would be funny! It would be so funny if this is how Jamis found out. Alas...Not yet...Not yet...#I do love the idea that Jamis completely overlooked the all the elder god horror to get right down to the question of 'HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM'#Remy knows him. Knows him carnally. Wouldn't you like to also know your captain better? In spirit and body and mind?#Jealousy looks good on Jamis. Now he just has to do something about it.#Poor Remy though...He love Jamis so much he'd do anything to prevent losing him.#Which entails never giving Jamis a chance of rejecting or accepting his feelings!#Meanwhile...Jamis is a bisexual disaster man who is at his *limit*.#(For the MDZS fans looking at this Tigers comic who still have no context:#This is like Lan Xichen finding out Jin Guangyao hooked up with Nie Mingjue after LXC spent all that time thinking JGY was straight.#Better yet. This is like WWX just starting to realize his crush on LWJ and then finding out he and JC hooked up in the time skip.#'Nice to know you're into men but why did I have to find out like this' moment.)#((Yes I am trying to bridge the gap between the fandoms I am in. Yes I am still on my propaganda train. Choo Choo!!!))
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For your gay little dogs
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#principal skinner pride flag for my gay little dogs#you see this is why my dog people need to see the same spectrum of colors we do#I feel like their literal world view would be drastically altered if they couldn't distinquish between orange and green#I'd argue that red is a significant color in practically every culture#it's instinctual associations with danger food and fertility make it attention grabbing on a visceral monkey brain level#I strongly suspect the impact would be at least somewhat negated if it was a muted brownish khaki instead#meaning it wouldn't be used in visual communication nearly as much#I would have to center my art and worldbuilding more around yellow and blue because those would be the colors the dogs would see clearly#right? is that sound logic?#and that would just make me immensely sad because warm colors are my favorites :<#answered#m0notropa-uniflora#something that continues to boggle my mind is that there are animals that see more colors than humans#we like to assume that our color vision is the best we can see it ALL look at that rainbow there that's the full set#yes primates are well equipped in this regard compared to many other mammals like dogs#but most birds for example have more color receptors in their eyes they have more tools to work with and their rainbow is even wider#it's like sound everyone knows we can't hear sounds that are impossibly low or too high#and we can't process wavelengths of light that are too long (infrared) or too short (ultraviolet)#only what lands between those bookends (called the visible spectrum) reads to our human eyes as “light” and subsequently “color”#I hope I've understood this correctly I'm trying to say that there's a whole layer of vision we don't have the hardware to get access to#and that's just wild to me like we are fundamentally unable to imagine a new color that isn't already included in our built-in selection#but they're definitely there the unimaginable colors are in the room with you and a common pigeon can see them#uv dlc not available for your system
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I know we all appreciate dominant Mel, but I live for her getting chances to be handled with softness and care
#arcane#mel medarda#jayce talis#meljay#mel x jayce#jayce x mel#my art#*mentions mel and vik art* *immediately posts meljay art*#LMAO#people are free to tag any of my mel jay or mel vik as meljayvik#i ship all of them#trying to keep this from accidentally showing up when people search for mel and vik ship#lmk if it didn't work#dude i ALSO believe mel would be an unparalleled dom in bed#BUT ALSO what if she's so tired of being in control during the day#that she really just wants to let that go with a partner#even if it's just sometimes#you cannot tell me jayce wouldn't be THE MOST gentle with her#he would do The Most#yes I drawn this pose like a million times before#i have a problem I KNOW#shout out to my friend gavin for helping me with this pic#it looks WAY better after their help#goldenforge
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tim drake would beat your ass if he heard what you all say about dick grayson
#tim drake is dick grayson's biggest fan#dick grayson was tim's robin#tim loves dick grayson#(i iinitially wrote tim loves dick which yes but like not my point rn)#he adores dick grayson and he wants dick to trust him#he is definitely happy that dick let him go on his own#bc he asked dick to TRUST him#and he's so glad dick actually did#bc those boys have so much trust and fondness and love for each other#they wouldn't just kill for each other#they'd live for each other#they'd spend time with each other#they CARE for each other#get that into your heads dammit#TIM DRAKE WOULD HATE THE BAD SIBLING DICK GRAYSON TAG#tim drake#robin#dc robin#red robin#dick grayson#nightwing#dc#dc comics#tim drake and dick grayson#dick grayson and tim drake#batfamily#batfam
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I always get so excited when you post your art! It’s so cute!
All I’ve been thinking about lately is the boys getting hired to actively haunt someone and Charles insisting they do the old bedsheet ghosts for authentic haunting.
Why is there lore in my silly comic?
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Bonus, the boys went to Mexico during Día de Muertos:
#ask ask ask#dead boy detectives#dbda#payneland#edwin x charles#charles 'my smile is pretty convincing´ rowland#prettiest charles i've drawn fr#my girlfriend is mexican and she approved#she asked to include flores de terciopelo with the usual cempasúchil#all this to say different traditions affect ghost differently depending on where they are#if they went to Japan they would accidentally join the hyakki yagyō#yes i know it's more for yokai but the idea is amusing to me#let me know what other traditions would affect them. this is important to me because i'm a nerd#sorry i kinda changed the request but this idea wouldn't leave me alone
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okay so alighterwood started playing twisted wonderland which not only reminded me that i have to finish my twst wonderland jurrassic ayuu fic but ALSO gave me brain rot for Tim Drake in twisted wonderland do you see the vision. im looking directly into your eyes oh so autistically do you see my vision. im communicating telepathically do you see what i'm saying here
#he would own that school within 2 days#crowley would not stand a fucking chance#tim is the most likely to go villain (yes i do in fact know jason is right there but consider: that was extenuating circumstances)#and he would get along with literally all of the idiots on that campus#he canonically is great at making friends and getting btiches#like oh the guy that is only not a villain because he hyperfixated on on a hero? that guy gets along with a campus of ppl his age?#that are inspired by villains?#soooo crazy#wouldn't have seen that coming#not to mention he'd think of this as a vacation#imagine he gets teleported right as soon as he finds out condiment king was starting shit somewhere#he would go “oh thank god actually”#then proceed to spend the year 1) missing his friends but 2) having the time of his life messing with these people#Vil would love him#im just saying#they'd be fast friends#tim would be a pomefiere student if this was another au#erinwantstowrite#tim drake#twisted wonderland#digital art#doodles#twst grim
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#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOSDIJDEO23FGRIHP3RJOHIVR0EJOEFFVHIEFN#COLIN WAS SO SWEET AND WOULDN'T GIVE UP ON THE MONSTER PLUS HIM PLAYING OFF GUILLERMO FOR A BIT#AND NADJA WAS SO FUCKING SLAY LIKE OMFG YES GIRL GET THEIR ASSES#AND NANDOR WAS SO PETHEDIC AND HE WENT WARRIOR AND NIXDOR WAS SO GOOD AND WHEN HE TRIED TO SAY HE WANTED TO TALK#TO GUILLERMO PLUS HE BROUGH GUILLERMO BACK WHEN HE FORGOT EVERYTHING EVEN THO IT WOULD MEAN HE'D BE BACK DOING STUFF FOR HIM#AND LIKE HE'LL HAVE HIM BACK BUT HE KNOWS IT'S FOR THE BETTER#AND I ALMOST CRIED#AND GUILLERMO BEING SO DONE IS FAIR AF BUT HE STILL CARES LIKE HOW THE VAMPS STILL CARE ABOUT HIM#AND AND AND LASZLO BEING A BIT OF A DICK WAS DONE IN A WAY THAT WORKS#AND HIM WITH COLIN WORKING ON THE MONSTER#AND#AIIDFIEH2UEGUOF2U9EGUFOEFIHWPUGJLEWJOFHRJ#what we do in the shadows#wwdits#wwdits spoilers#wwdits season 6#wwdits season 6 spoilers#wwdits s6#wwdits s6 spoilers#brought to you by ms paint#I had to WALK AROUND MY HOUSE AFTER#were they perfect? no#did jerry suck? YES#BUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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I think depictions of Anya being cruel to Curly or drawing out his suffering are artful and chilling but completely miss the point of the story and her character.
I'm not saying she doesn't deserve to have that "I told you so" moment with him but not in something callous or cold. Even if that is how it happened, she'd immediately feel guilty cause at that point she's not tormenting her tormenter or even the person truly at fault. She's doing something cathartic, similar to how Jimmy likely hits Curly to release rage he can't against the rest of the crew. She'd see herself as no different when she'd come back from the moment and see Curly cowering at her. She wants someone to take responsibility but how does being cruel to the defenseless help? Why would she want the power Jimmy has over her over Curly?
The idea of her extending someone else's pain is just so against the struggles she already faces and how she can't even bring herself to cause someone pain even to help them. Her very desire is to release herself from her own suffering and I doubt she'd even fine some sort of guilty release in being cruel to another.
#anya is not a character i see taking agency or indulging in cathartic behaviors#not knowingly like i see her as a character trapped in her head and maybe in the scenario she's cruel to Curly she is envisioning Jimmy#in his place but its not a story about justice or those deserving of punishment and those not like its the opposite of people projecting#their issues on the wrong people and saying things to the wrong people and doing things they shouldn't but anya uniquely falls out of it as#she is subjected to a lot of it but it is also not something she wants to subject another person to like you are doing what Jimmy does and#placing ur rage into another persons and viewing their actions through your eyes like she'd more likely yell at him than do harm or#cause him more pain like at least make it in character#but also she clearly doesn't want to see jimmy or curly in the same light and doesnt because she still repeatedly goes to Curly for comfort#and protection and god there's like concepts that need to be applied to characters individually and then the story as a whole#we can not view the game through only one themed lens less we forget to inspect the compounding factor of Anya is so much more than girl#that needs to be allowed to go off but a woman that simply wants right to be done by her and no more harm like she doesn't want to be aroun#the suffering like idk but some of yall would just benefit from like understanding that people are inherently grey with the capabilities of#black n white thinking or actions#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#anya mouthwashing#i like her the most but then again i am defensive of all women in media and hate when people change the way the character would take agency#for themselves like yes I want her to tweak out but she just wouldn't and I like seeing realistic depictions of a woman suffering the way#she is like shes not the type at the end of the movie to have a one liner but feel a shallow freedom cause she needs to realistically heal#idk but its just like there is an obbsession forming with making her character her pain and not how she handles and navigates the issue
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so on the subject of the "Crowley is secretly Revaan/Laverne/Levin/please Twst give us his name" theory, I think my feelings are best summed up as "I don't really buy it, but it's funny". like, in all seriousness, I'm not opposed to it; I have enjoyed the writing in Twst so far and I'm willing to trust that whatever happens will, you know, make sense and not be terrible. but I'm just not really convinced by the current evidence! maybe that'll change once we learn more, we'll see!
with that said, may I propose a few alternate theories about the possible Crowley/Revaan connection:
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#on this installment of things nobody asked but i'm going to talk about anyway#disclaimer that this is mostly a joke please don't get mad at me#(legit no shade to anyone) (speculation is one of the fun things about an ongoing fandom and you never know what'll turn out to be true!)#more seriously i do think there may be some connection that just isn't clear yet#but the more little breadcrumbs we get about what revaan was like the more i think crowley just doesn't act like him#i adore crowley don't get me wrong#(yes he's a dipshit. this is a feature not a bug.)#but like.#not to harp on the scene about lilia's nrc invitation (i am absolutely going to harp on it)#i do not believe that crowley would go through the trash to fish out the pieces and put them back together and save them#just because it was lilia's. just because lilia might want it again someday.#crowley can ✨yasashii✨ all he wants but we know what he's like#and i REALLY do not believe that lilia wouldn't recognize him. i didn't believe it before and i extra don't believe it now.#then again i do tend to be incredibly off about speculation so! who knows! i will trust the writing for now!#i do 100% believe that meleanor would fall in love with the world's biggest dumbass and then double down super hard. that part tracks.#that said i have decided that ambrose being revaan is actually the funnier option just because it would make crowley SO mad#it wouldn't make sense for him to be mad about it and that would just make him madder
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I'd pay money to watch Robin interact with Tommy and Carol. it would be ON SIGHT
#everyone saying robin would have beef with jancy#no she's got beef with THEM#if she hates anyone in the name of steve it's these bitches#and yes i know people hc them as queer#and i love that!#toxic carobin absolutely iconic#but we're lying if we think those two wouldn't call robin a slur#stranger things#robin buckley#tommy hagan#carol perkins
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"Aw, quit your belly-aching. Hands grow back!"
something about mad scientists and their big strong boyfriends idk.
#freeeeaaaaaks sorry. engineer should experiment on him#swap au? maybe? i dont know? not like really a swap au just. putting him in that other guy's situation yk#sorry for yearning for the days of ye olde undertale fandom but i do wish there was more tf2 swap au stuff#like come onnnn. they all have roles. they have roles! you can swap them. you can swap those roles. and its all fun and stuff argh...#guarantee if the tf2 tv show ever came to be there would definitely be a cliche 'you wouldn't last a day in my shoes!' 'oh yeah wanna bet?'#episode where they all try and do each other's jobs but fail miserably and then by the end of the episode they've all gained more respect#towards each other. im so normal about hypothetical episodes of a hypothetical tv show. big tshirt that says i love cliche episodes when#theyre done well with a good cast of characters. it says sorry on the back#this is way too much tag stuff oopsies#tf2#tf2 sfm#tf2 engineer#tf2 soldier#helmet party#how much art would an art tag tag if an art tag could tag art
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au where izuna and tobirama are rivals in college & izuna hacks tobiramas computer to see his essays/coursework (not so he can steal them- he wants to one up tobirama's work in every way).
he finds tobiramas work but he also finds tobirama's digitized collection of nudes which, uh, distracts him from his original goal.
izuna with no sense that he sounds insane, deeply jealous: who but his academic rival could deserve to see his asshole in 4K?
madara: ......his....boyfriend, presumably?
izuna: PATHETIC. NO BOYFRIEND COULD EARN WHAT I HAVE
madara: did the academic stress get to you. have you gone temporarily insane. genuinely
meanwhile, hashirama is having a similar discussion with tobirama about his decision to take nude selfies with the expectation his academic rival will steal his phone and find them and be driven mad with lust.
#tobiizu#hashirama- completely broken-#is like. okay. even if you actually believed he was going to do all of that- he was going to steal your phone-#tobirama: for academic reasons.#hashirama: yes. steal your phone. for academic reasons. and then look at the photos. and then find your nudes. and then not use that agains#despite literally stealing your phone so he can destroy your academic integrity. but instead he would find it hot. even if all of that prov#tobirama: it will.#hashirama: okay. okay. even so. why not just send him the nude photos then. you have his number. why all this extra stuff#tobirama: you wouldn't understand. it's a rivals bond.#hashirama: i'm disowning you.
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#ohshc#ouran#kyoya ootori#tamaki suoh#no caption. I’m practicing nonchalance heh 😼#is this tamakyo#my drawings#they have to cope w their family situations somehow#tamaki wanted to go to ikea with haruhi cause she wanted a lamp for her study sessions and decided to drag kyoya with him#'kyoya wouldn't do this' yes he would
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