#yes yes i know it's his body he can do whatever tf he wants

[shirtlessradfahrer]

watch him not perform or release Traffic, not give any album updates, force me to look at that for all three shows I’m attending and then immediately release the song, the album, and go back to black after I leave mid-July

[forsworned]

⠀⠀⠀˗ˏˋsexy stretching ft. johnny 'soap' mactavishˎˊ˗

꒰ঌa/n໒꒱ not my normal content but i told u guys i'd be doing whatever tf i want on this blog now, no longer putting limitations on what i feel like writing. enjoy for any fans of soap :) (edit: i went back and used a eng to scot slang traslator to make it a bit more accurate lmfaooo, so i hope that kinda helps)

꒰warning(s)heavily suggestive꒱

Trips to the gym on your days off were routine and habitual, nobody to join your sessions which was your own doing. It felt distracting to have a gym partner. if you needed to be spotted, you'd just ask the nearest soldier. Simple. No fuss, no muss. This time, however, Soap had decided that he wanted to yoke in on your excursion to the facility. 

"C'mon, ye never lemme join." He whined, as he paced behind you trying to match up to your quick stride. Always in a hurry, always with purpose.

You exhaled softly through your nostrils as you peered over at his sheepish grin and stopped in front of him. He looked absolutely mouth-watering in his white compression short sleeve tee that carved into every muscle of his body and hugged his delicious arms, his dark grey 5in shorts clung to his slutty waist that he paired with a matching set of compression shorts that peaked underneath. "I never let anyone join me."

"Sae, lemme be th' first." He beamed, adjusting the strap of his duffel bag on his shoulder. You could only roll your eyes as you silently agreed and he could honestly jump for joy at this point. There was no use in telling declining him because he wouldn't shut up about it until you did anyways. It wasn't that you couldn't say no to him, but something about the way he would flash you that cute grin, thick dark lashes that framed his cerulean eyes that didn't allow room for a 'no' from you. Some part of you felt like Johnny knew that. Using his charm and witty, suggestive comments to win you over. It wasn't hard, like, at all.

You dropped your duffel bag with an unceremious thud and began your stretches, Soap mimicking your every move. Another huff left your lips.

His dimples deepened as he chuckled. "What? We're s’pose t’be partners."

"Alright, jeez..." You ran a hand through your hair as you grabbed a mat and set it on the ground. "Make yourself useful and help me stretch my legs out then."

He eagerly agreed as he sat on the opposite side of you to begin your high kicker's stretch, spreading your legs in a 90 degree angle with your feet pressing against his. You quirked a brow at him with amusement at his less than 90 degree angle leg spread. "Is that as far as you can go?"

He scoffed. "Listen, ��m not flexible lik' ye. Ye'r a lass."

"That's sexist."

"That's basic anatomy."

You gave him a wicked grin before using your foot to extend his stretch, which earned a very satisfying yelp from him. "Get flexible, Sergeant."

Regardless of the dirty look he shot you, he offered out both of his hands to begin your portion of the stretch and if you hadn't been so damn limber it would've definitely cost you some PT time.

"Damn, [name], y’r flexible as hell." Surprise and admiration in his tone as he reclined your form to the fullest extent. The tip of your nose reaching the mat. He felt like he was simulating a slinky. 

"I know." You rise up from your position as he relinquishes you to switch. "Your turn." You gave him the most sinister, spine-shudder inducing grin before clasping onto his hands and extending him beyond his own limits. His breath caught in his throat for a moment preparing himself for the most asshole-tearing, toe curling stretch of his life. He couldn't even make out a word. Just a single droplet of sweat hitting the mat that had sent you into a fit of laughter.

"…jesus pumpin' christ…[name]. I think ye might've torn me a new arsehole." He groaned, as he started to feel the burn.

"Well, these are the consequences of being my gym partner. Gotta get you right." A smug expression on your face as you observed sweat forming on the base of his neck, soaking the neckline of his Under Armor compression tee. 

He chuckled. "Dinnae git a' sly wi' me, [last name]."

"Or what? You're in quite a compromising position, Johnny." You emphasized his nickname in a taunting manner that made the grin on his face spread. 

"I'll show y’ a compromising position." He muttered under his breath.

"Say again?" 

He mumbled a 'nothin' that you mentally noted but didn't argue with. You were merciful enough to slowly let him out of the painful position you placed him in and a sigh of relief escaped his lips. You surveyed him behind your hydroflask as he reached for his hand towel and patted himself down. "Breakin' a sweat, already?"

He flashed you a mischevious grin. "You're gonnae sloch yer words, Sergeant."

You simply ignored his remark as you laid your back against the mat, his strong hands gently grasping at your ankle was only a ruse in comparison to the painstakingly slow, burning stretch that he was inflicting on you. It illicited a small yet entirely involuntarily breathy moan that passed your parted glossed lips with brows that furrowed in an almost all too lewd manner. He hadn't noticed that his crotch was positioned right at your middle and you felt his hardness press up against you. Tension seemed like it saturated the gym air even through the heavily ventaliation. You couldn't help but feel flustered as warmth spread not only to your cheeks but to your groin. As you attempted to sit up from your position, Johnny held you still. "Hips down, Sergeant."

Body rigid and eyes wide as he proudly knelt over you, towering over your form. Primal instincts were nearly about to take over as he admired the way you were beginning to break a sweat. His hands firm on your ankle as he shifted his bodyweight onto you once more, a small huff leaving your mouth not going unnoticed by his curious gaze. He peeked at you under heavy, dark lashes as he keenly observed the way your body shuddered, now convulsing against the mat and his pressed form. Paltry, muffled  whines stumbled out of your mouth completely against your will as he stretched your leg past its original limit. He was practically splitting in you half as he urged his half-chub against your clothed sex. It wasn't difficult to note through the thin cloth of your leggings.

"Tha’s a deep stretch, lassie. Ye sure ye kin handle it?" His Scottish accent was sexy and breathy as if he was in you, stretching your walls. The question didn't feel like it was concerning the calf stretch anymore. 

One too many shaky exhales and a few more drops of sweat later, you could finally muster a, 'yes'. A shit-eating grin spread across his lips and you could only curse him in your mind. No, no, not under your breath. You were now in the compromising position that he was muttering about just a few moments ago. You could curse yourself for allowing him to tag along with you.  Damn him. 

He unwillingly tore his gaze from you for a moment when the realization of you two being out in public dawned upon him, but as he scouted the area it was minimal and still. Only a few soldiers were on the floor, completely zoned in on their own workouts and spread far away from you two. Far enough from any prying eyes and his hungry expression went right back to you, eyeing you like you were mere prey. "Jus’ tell me when." He murmured, elongating your leg even further down and you could look at him with scrutinized eyes as another whine passed and a shudder went up your body. Johnny loved the way you gazed up at him. Lips agape as you struggled for breath, drool slighting the corner of your lips, knowing that at any moment you said anything but, 'yes, sir', or 'no, sir' would end up with nothing but torturous pain. 

But you liked that. You liked, loved even, the way he pushed all your buttons without fail. Helpless and bashful under him. An unsteady breath left his lips as he focused on you and the way your body contorted so sapidly for him.

So, so dirty. He thought to himself. His eyes studying the way you swallowed hard. He wanted to taunt you even more, but Johnny decided to be clement as he relinquished you slowly allowing you to breathe again. You drew a large, labored breath as you sat up not able to look his way as he chuckled at you. 

"You're an asshole." You hissed, as you took a large swig of your drink nearly feeling like you were going to choke from how fast your heart was beating.

"'n' ye liked it." He raised his brows at you, imitating your gesture and taking a sip of his own drink. You averted your gaze, feeling your cheeks warm as he chuckled at your embarrassment. Johnny absolutely adored teasing you, and you welcomed it. 

[saetgvia]

genshin boys when you’re sick

characters: lyney, wriothesley, gaming, xiao, alhaitham

established relationship, nicknames (sweetheart, missy, etc)

tw: mentions of food, mentions of snot (is that a tw??), lmk if i forgot anything

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lyney

- *sniffle* ‘GET INTO BED RIGHT NOW MISSY’

- cares abt u very much

- a lil TOO much sometimes

- he just doesn’t want you hurt

- so the moment you show signs of sniffling you’re magically transported to the bed to get some rest

- he will FAWN over you

- kinda frantic ngl

- cooking

- magic show to cheer u up

- ‘i know the medicine tastes bad, but it’ll help you get better’

- older brother mode ACTIVATED

- lynnette and freminet are so weirded out by their usually chipper brother being like… this

- will take care of u until u get better

- whatever you need, he has <33

wriothesley

- tea

- he makes u tea

- and is overall a funny person

- like lyney he’ll want you to get as much rest as possible and yk cook for u and stuff

- ‘i’ll use my cryo vision to make the cold leave your body!’

- gets sigewinne to check on you because he has a MELUSINE DOCTOR so ofc he’s gonna ask her to check on youu

- lots of forehead and cheek kisses

- always makes sure you take medicine!

- cuddles!!! to make you warm!!!

- yea <3

gaming

- cOOKS FOR YOU THE MOST

- i think all the boys would cook and clean and take care of you

- but NONE better than gaming

- except maybe thoma

- but we’re talking about GAMING here

- he knows like 50000 people so you can bet he’s calling in favours

- ‘hello? yes remember that time a killed a bunch of hilichurls for you? yea can you make me soup? my partner’s sick.’

- tries to keep your energy and spirits up

- walks to get fresh air

- unlike the others he doesn’t really want to keep you in bed all the time bc he knows it can get irritating

- so he’ll spend time with you :))

- does the chores so you don’t have to worry about them

- overall i love gaming gaming best boy

xiao

- ‘…tf’

- ‘[NAME] DON’T MOVE A SLIME IS POSSESSING YOu- oh. it’s called a cold? and your body mAKES SLIME TO KEEP IT OUT??’

- humans are weird

- poor boy doesn’t know what to do

- you can bet he’s feeding you almond tofu

- and going to zhongli and cloud retainer etc. for advice

- ‘i can kill demons and protect teyvat… but i can’t help you feel better’

- sad boi

- so ofc you comfort him and everything

- makes sure you take your medicine all!!! the!!! time!!!

- doesn’t wanna leave your side

- caring and slightly confused bf but so sweet :(

alhaitham

- he’s so calm

- lyney’s total opposite

- cooking, chores, he does the lot

- provides better alternatives than the store antibiotics and they help u get better so much faster

- rare unserious alhaitham moment he claims it’s his love

- maybe it is!!

- reading sessions together!!

- u both reading books or him reading to you

- such a perfect bf

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a/n: hope you enjoyed this one <33 smashed it out today after some depressing valorant LOL be back with more soon and pls reblog so more people can see my work!! my taglist is now open so if you want to join just drop an ask <3

[thepringlesofblood]

in honor of the suffering game graphic novel coming out, I would like to introduce this argument from the podcast (suffering game pt 3) that got cut from the novel (understandably)

In the first battle in Wonderland, Taako wants to cast the spell "Flesh to Stone" on a regenerating poisonous slime.

Griffin disallows this, saying that slime isn't flesh.

Justin retorts that the slime is its flesh.

Travis argues that since the slime is sentient, its slime counts as flesh.

Where do you stand?

Other considerations brought up in the argument:

if the slime has skin, does that make it flesh?

Griffin notes: "if this thing had flesh it would be a bag of skin full of fuckin’ goo." to which Justin replies "What’s holding it together then, Griffin? Surface tension?"

The spell description uses the term "flesh".

Considerations I came up with:

Merriam Webster defines flesh as "the soft parts of the body of an animal and especially of a vertebrate"

the spell description for Flesh to Stone (as of 7/23/24) reads "If the target's body is made of flesh, the creature must make a Constitution saving throw."

ik griffin's the dm so whatever he says goes, this is about the argument itself, not who gets to decide what happens

clarifications below

clarifications

if you agree/disagree for multiple reasons listed, pick the PRIMARY or MOST IMPORTANT reason.

if you think flesh-to-stone could work on a slime, but not in this instance, you can pick "depends/nuance/secret 12th option"

ignore for the moment whether Taako had the spell slots for it. we all know he casts too many 6th level spells in the suffering game for it to be kosher. we're choosing to ignore that.

the adventure zone also generally ignores material components so we are too (his arcane focus would act as a substitute in this instance anyway, as the components are "a pinch of lime, water, and earth")

[luvv4j4ybe11]

I'm tired of being horny,I want love😭😭

can you give us some fluff headcanons with teyam,please??🥹

YES OML! I love writing headcanons sm😭

Warnings~ none! Enjoy the fluff everyone<3

★ Neteyam is the type of mate to make you stay in bed on a rainy day, no matter if you guys have things to do or not. He just loves spending time with his girl.

★ speaking of which, his family completely adores you. They’re always asking for you to come over and spend time with them(mostly neytiri and Jake saying this bc you’re literally like a daughter to them)

★ tey absolutely ADORES whenever you spend time with his family, especially his siblings and ESPECIALLYY with tuk, you act so well with all of them that it makes him want to give you a family of your own.

★ his love language is definitely acts of service, words of affirmation, and physical touch. So definitely expect to be gifted with things you’ve always wanted while he’s hugging you and whispering all sorts of praises and I love yous into your ear.

★(this hc is for human!reader) if your ovulating/on your period, he will never leave your side, always giving you whatever you need since he knows how painful your periods can be. (And also because your smell gets stronger, and he doesn’t want any of the males in his clan thinking they have a chance with you. Because they don’t.)

★ speaking of this, he definitely is extremely protective of you. Like, yes he knows you’re fully capable of handling yourself, but he just can’t help it. You’re his girl, how could he not protect you?

★ if you need an example of how far this man would go for you, just remember that one time where he came home with bloody fists and a bloody nose because he overheard a group of boys sexualizing you(lo’ak jumped into the fight too bc he didn’t want to hear you or his parents lecture him about leaving Neteyam by himself to get beat tf up😭)

★turns into such a baby when he’s tired. Poor boy will come home completely exhausted, it’s so obvious in his features it makes you sad. He’ll grumble when you ask him how his day was, hurriedly taking off his uncomfortable garments and picking you up and carrying you to the bed, placing you down on the soft pillows before placing all of his body weight onto you. You let out a little huff from the suddenness of it, but it turns into a giggle when you feel him smoosh his head into your boobs.

★“Awh, what needy little babyboy. Just needed some cuddles, hm?” You’d tease while placing a kiss on his forehead, left hand rubbing his scalp soothingly as your other hand trails down his back in a content motion.

★(hc for modern!au) you guys would definitely do a whole bunch of couple TikTok’s tg, and literally everyone loves you guys sm

★ would secretly learn all your favorite foods and make them whenever your sad/on your birthday.

★ does this thing if your walking past a group of people that make you uncomfortable, he’ll put himself between you and the group, so he’s acting as a barrier almost

★ loves the sound of your voice/laugh so much, And it SHOWSSSS. lo’ak made fun of him one time because teyams tail started wagging when you laughed at a joke he made

★ also loves carrying you/manhandling you (gently ofc) js bc he likes to see the surprise on your face whenever he does. All those years of training and building his strength being put to use frl🙌🏼 he also does it bc he has a strength kink and size kink..BUT WE ARENT GONNA GET INTO THAT!!

★he has a sweet spot in the middle of his scalp that makes him purr really loud and kick his leg slightly, you found out about it one of the many times he fell asleep on your chest. You never told him you knew about it though because you know he’d probably get embarrassed, but whenever he does fall asleep on your chest you always massage that spot just to giggle at his reaction.

★(black!reader hc..so me!) love to play with your hair and braid it, also loves to participate in your wash days. Like this mf will be more hyped to wash your hair than you are(you barley lift a finger during your wash days because he insists you just sit down and relax while he does everything)

★ made a wash day playlist with all your favorite songs on your phone without you knowing, so when you asked him where the playlist came from he just giggled at you before telling you where it came from. (You cried and hugged him because..he’s a fucking sweetheart?)

★ always talks about starting a family with you, and the look in this man’s eyes whenever he talks about it is completely adorable. You’re literally the love of this man’s life

A/N~ I need a man like teyam frl🥹 also I’m flattered you guys love my neteyam works sm, it really means the world to me<3 but could we mayhaps send in requests for different characters? I’d love to hear what you guys have in mind for them. Other than that tho, stay safe and hydrated. I love you guys sm💕

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[training4theapocalypse]

PLEASE do what Scots actually say I’m so curious

Soap x Reader Scottish Dialogue Inspo

To celebrate Burns Night, here are some realistic smutty Scottish terms and some general stuff to do with relationships. Feel free to use this if you find it helpful 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Disclaimer: my tiny country is made up of countless accents and Soap is canonically from Kilmarnock but his voice actor is from Elgin so who TF knows what he’d actually say.

I also don’t think you need to write in Scots either - I’m Scottish and I don’t (unless am absolutely ragin aboot somethin’) but I can see why you’d want to for Soap’s dialogue. 

Behave yersel’

This is easy - it’s just ‘behave yourself’ but it can be used as a smutty admonishment.

“I’ll sleep on the couch - you take the bed.”

“Behave yersel’,” says Soap, unfastening his belt.

Bonny / Bonnie

Spell it whichever way you like. This is primarily an adjective but I see it used as a noun in fic. All. The. Time. It was used a long time ago as a noun - and maybe it still is further north - but where I / Soap are from it's really only used as an adjective these days.

“What do you think of the new recruit, Captain?”

“Aye, she’s bonny, awryt.”

But use this sparingly - and only to describe a person as a whole and not individual body parts. (e.g. you wouldn’t say “Your tits are so bonny.”) 

Darlin’ / Doll

The two most common pet names I hear from men here. It is ROUGH as anything and makes me melt. Ughhhh. 🥵

“D’ye like whit ye see, doll?”

Fuckin’ hell

An exclamation that’s pretty ubiquitous across the UK. Soap would 100% say this after sex or if he was surprised by something that made him horny. From clips of Soap I’ve seen I know he says “Steamin’ hell” too but I’ve never heard this IRL.

You sit in Soap’s office, perched on his desk wearing your new lingerie.

He opens the door and freezes, jaw on the floor.

“… Fuckin’ hell.”

Gads 

This is a very specific Kilmarnock / Ayrshire thing (which is where Soap’s file says he’s from). And it comes from a very old-timey phrase ‘egads!’ which is hilarious to me.

Gads can be used as an exclamation for something shocking (OR something cringe depending on the context).

“You honestly think that I snuck into your room because my bed was uncomfortable? I want you to fuck me, Soap.”

He swallows. “... Gads.” 

Gantin’ for it

AKA Gagging for it. Juvenile way to describe being horny. Soap would probably say this about himself in a jokey way. 

“You alright, Soap?”

“Aye, aye. I’ve just been gantin’ for it ever since that new lassie joined.”

Lassie / Lass

Girl. Younger. (Pop off age difference fics)

Missus

Literally “Mrs” but surprisingly not just used to refer to your wife. Really commonly used to refer to a girlfriend.

“Look, whatever the missus wants she gets. Awryt?”

Wee (insert expletive)

Literally call me whatever you want as long as you put ‘wee’ in front of it. Wee bitch, wee slag, wee slut (omggggggg). 

Soap tuts, as you writhe against his thigh. “Yer an impatient wee thing, aren’t ye?”

Anyway, that's all I've got for now- if I think of any more, I'll add to this. You don't need to credit me if you actually use this - I like to think of it as service to my country ���

P.S. This made me realise I've only ever had sex with Scottish people so maybe some of this is just normal sex stuff and not Scotland specific???? HAHAHAHA

P.P.S. I was getting really into the dialogue so I've written a short fic about Reader x Soap.

[behoright]

boyfriend! braden schneider in bed

the way nobody asked for this….. go blame @hoesforthecanes

warnings: smut and sexual situations obvi. 18+! onlyyy

- dsjfhksdf SO

- sweet boy Braden

- the most monogamous person sorry

- he loves that you’re his girl and his girl only

- in every sense

- very protective a lil jealous

- nothing that guys can’t talk about but yes it does bother him if other men look at you because

- “you’re mine.”

- not necessarily in an aggressive way but he’s very territorial let’s say

- oh but he has the biggest heart eyes for you

- he wanted to make sure he really really liked you before trying anything

- like the fact that you’re his girlfriend turns him tf ON

- so yes he did make sure to ask you to be his girl properly and directly

- and yes he did wait until then to take you to bed

- and he is so sweet

- melts in your mouth sweet

- i feel like he’s sort of always staring at you a lil bit

- but when he wants you

- he CANNOT take his eyes off you

- wherever you guys are you will feel him staring, burning into you

- if you ask him anything ???? The lights are on but there’s no one home

- he can only say yes or no

- “You… alright, babe?”

- and he just nods slowly and he keeps studying your face

- thinking about all the ways he can have you

- the wheels are just endlessly turning in there

- like you KNOW you have to go home because this man has tuned everything out

- if you don’t go home soon enough he’ll start to get touchy

- like veeeeery touchy

- he does not! Care! He will straight up grope you in public

- squeeze your ass while his body is fully against you….

-…. At the grocery store. He cannot compute anything but you rn

- in bed he’s really just as tender

- he really loves slow sex especially after a date or something

- Braden like to soak up everything when you guys are together

- no pun intended

- he loves sex w you and he’s very present for every single moment

- more of a sensual person than a sexual one tbh

- he does love to be inside you but also everything else that hints or regards sex drives him crazy

- so he can make out with you for hours

- he loves it when it’s slow and romantic or hard and sloppy and needy

- he loves feeling his tongue run against yours like there’s something about that

- it makes his cock so hard so quick

- when you run your hands on his skin

- like if you rub his thighs or his hips it makes him crazy

- he loves it when you grind against him too

- or feeling your underwear soak through ???? Oof

- you’ve made out while just touching each other over your underwear for hoursss

- a big big talker

- you cannot quiet him down in the bedroom

- words just come out of him

- whether he’s fucking you or eating you out or whatever it is

- LOOOVES to talk into your skin

- “You’re so pretty when you moan like that.”

- talks into your pussy constantly

- literally with spit dribbling from his lips

- “You’re so fucking gorgeous. you taste so good, baby, it drives me wild.”

-“i can feel you pulsating against my tongue, my girl.”

- loves to praise but ummm loves to be praised more

- if you tell him he’s doing a good job…. Game over

- it turns him on so much that his whole body twitches as his cock gets harder

- it’s almost too much to take for him

- he gets lightheaded seriously

- whenever you tell him how good he’s making you feel/how good it feels/etc

- he squeezes his eyes tight tight

- because he doesn’t want to be distracted by anything and just focus on your words and the pleasure

- “you’re so good to me, B. No one has ever made me feel like this.”

- if you keep the talk going he starts to shake

- like telling Braden that he played well when you meet him outside of the locker room is dangeroussss

- he’d get so blushy jskdfhklasjd

- foreplay is his thing

- there’s been times that you two have cum multiple times simply from playing with each other

- and he’s so good with that

- 69…. A favorite of his

- he likes it that you guys touch each other at the same time

- all of this meaning that you guys can go at it all night

- def loses track of time buried in between your legs

- and he LOVES to cum more than once

- he figured out if he can get past the initial overstimulation it feels so good to cum again

- he’s figured out a way to have a good pace when you guys fuck or play so that you’re both at the edge of overstimulation but not there and it’s titillating

- sex is always always always hours long he’s not a guy that messes with quickies

- it’s sacred time between you two

- if he goes in with heart eyes he comes out of it with even bigger feelings for you. The goal is always to bring you guys closer no matter what the physical outcome is

- his kryptonite is teasing tho

- he’s the most needy when he’s horny

- teasing would drive him insane

- he has this insane belief that maybe if he waits it out he will feel less horny

- but it never happens that way. The more he waits the harder he gets

- until his cock is so swollen

- like a dark, deep red, throbbing swollen

- that he can’t take it anymore

- he doesn’t like to take anything from you but he’ll def voice it

- “baby, please, let’s go home”

- “I fucking need you so bad”

- “you want to feel what you’re doing to me? Touch it, baby, no one’s looking right now.”

- all muttered in your ear while he checks around

- and when he’s needy he gets

- whimpery

- any little touch or praise makes him whimper

- audibly !

- or groan too. Like the deepest groan

- that being said

- when he’s traveling…. His biggest nightmare

- porn will simply not do it for him he could care less about any random ass video

- he loves getting nudes from you but will never ever ever ask

- he needs your FaceTime dates

- NEEDS them

- or he loses it

- mentally he’s not there without the daily FaceTimes

- this man is so golden retriever cute he’ll set up his phone and everything

- he was actually really shy to ask you first so you guys had a talk about it

- the first roadies you’d send each other snapchats with the audio ON

- the amount of snaps you’ve gotten that the camera is shaky because he’s coming so hard but he still tries to keep it in focus :’)

- until one day he just FaceTimed you

- “baby, I just, I fucking miss you so much, I’m going to explode.”

- “look how fucking hard you made me, and you’re not even here.”

- and he’s fully naked on the hotel bed flushed flushed flushed and sweaty

- “nothing will do it, baby, I need you. i need to see you, please.”

- so whiny it’s endearing

- you stripped for him and touched yourself on FaceTime and he came so so quickly

- so now it’s kinda exciting when he goes on trips because you know it’ll be a lil different in the best way possible

- when he gets really desperate he-

- “I’m going to fly you out, fuck, I don’t fucking care. I’m flying you out, I need to touch you.”

- while he’s pumping at his cock so feverishly

- his legs twitch too and seeing every muscle move involuntarily while he grinds up into his hand…

- makes you lose it

- being in the hotel does not stop the talk

- “Can I see you? let me see, doll.”

- “Please touch yourself for me, baby. Look how pretty your pussy is, god.”

- “I’ve been edging all day for you, baby.”

- “i can’t wait to see you, princess, i can’t wait to be inside you again.”

- and when he cums

- oh

- it’s like the world shakes

- his head fully goes back into his pillow

- eyes fluttering stuck on the ceiling

- mouth slack open

- and the loudest, deepest groan you’ve ever heard

- he does not give a shit about any chirps

- like not only single fuck given

- it just feels too good

- giggles after he cums kfhaskjfh

- 10/10 you guys

[personasintro]

i know mentioming kiko triggers most of the readers but i think yall should grow tf up like shes my roman empire and i think about her a lot u know 😔😔 when this chapter, where she told jungkook the truth, came out i hated her just like others and i was like "shes so evil like how can she do this to jungkook". but as time passed i just realized that shes the realest character because if i were in the same situation i might have done the same thing(?) Like i dont know exactly what id do but because of fear i couldve done the same so i cant really judge her. like we all know having a child is a big responsibility and she was scared and of course she wasnt ready for this and obviously its her body and her choice and she did whatever she thought was good for her. I think throwing a mud at her and criticising her is too much because she suffered enough already and i truly dont understand why do yall hate this woman so much?? I mean yeah she shouldve told jungkook everything because jungkook really deserved to know and we all knkw he would understand her and her choice but she was scared and not ready. Like we cant even imagine the pain she was going through because as i mentioned before having a kid is a big responsibility and she was the one who had to carry the baby for 9 months and give birth and everything and she was not ready. like yeah jungkook would be on her side but so what?? his support would be a great help but mothers still have to go through pain, fear, uncertainty and so many emotions and i think men would never get this (im sorry, i know jungkooks an amazing man but he still wouldnt get it okay???) and i trully feel sorry for her and of course the way she handled the situation was so wrong and i do not support her for that, for example, for lying to jungkook, breaking up with him without telling him everything, then lying to him that she cheated 😭😭like she was so stupid for that and she made him suffer so much like imagine u told him u cheated on him and he still wanted to give u a second chance,even though he was in so much pain??? like i understand him and yes he deserved to know everything and she was so wrong for getting back to him and still makkng him believe she cheated but I feel so sorry for both of them and i really understand kiko and her fears and im her apologist because everyone makes mistakes and obviously she wasnt a perfect person. I hope she will be happy in the future because she dont deserve all this pain.

thank you for sharing your thoughts on this! we've had quite a lot conversations about her character and to be honest, she might be one of my favorite characters i've ever written. not because I love her or anything, but because she's so interesting to me. and i've said this before many times, but i guess people perceive things differently based on the point of view which is completely understandable – if the story was about them, kiko being y/n – some opinions and reactions might've been different. i do believe there would be many opinions of what she did and it being not right, but i guess readers would show more mercy with the way of how they talk about her character or they would definitely not use so many curse words ahaaha

[eldritch-spouse]

*goes up to tce staff members* "excuse me sir...can you put a baby in me-"

Morrell would JUMP at the opportunity 💀 idk how tf vinnel would react, probs would smack us upside the head and call us a perv. I'm scared at what nebul and Santi would say/react 😂😭

(Yes I got this idea from a clip of the impractical jokers lol- would vinnel would love them or hate them?)

[Mmm I don't know what that is, sorry anon.]

Morell just drags you away by the neck. He's so fucking hard he can't even speak because all the blood in his body rushed to his cock and his tongue is numb. How many do you want, baby mama?

Gallon is... More shocked than anything. Definitely extremely flattered but you're not having a kid this soon. He'll make you feel like you're pregnant by the end of the night though.

Santi enjoys breederism as a kink, so you're definitely getting bent over (people around be dsmned) and fucked for hours on end. He'll excuse it by saying you can't really be sure it took with just one round, can you?

Grimbly chokes hard. No?? Yes?? He wasn't ready for this. He's not ready at all. He's still living his babygirl years you want a kid? Fuck. He can't really say no to your sweet pussy, and the thought of you becoming even hotter as your body accommodates for maternity- Oof.

Vinnel gets soured by the reminder of his pseudo-infertility. But really, it only serves to incense him into making a big impression as he pounds into you from almost painful positions and giggles about you being such a brainless fucking sow that you'd drool at the though of being constantly knocked up by him.

Nebul is an undead, he's not putting any sort of child in you. But he can humor your lusts, so long as you properly beg for the privilege of carrying Master's child. You'd give your whole body to him, wouldn't you? Even your womb. All of it.

Patches breaks the bad news to you. No babies, his nuts are kind of useless. But please, tie him up and drain him- Why not scientifically prove that he's really infertile by making several impregnation attempts? Make sure he's crying and wincing from every orgasm by the end of it.

Belo can't breathe for a couple of seconds. A child?? A baby?! He sinks to the ground and undresses immediately. Use his body for whatever you must, take as many children from him as you want- He'll fill his Lady however many times you command him to if it means making this a reality.

Sybastian does not fucking hesitate. You barely finish the sentence, he's already on top of you and rutting at your ass while his claws scrabble for the hem of your clothes. He's going to put so many fucking babies in you, get ready, oh you better get ready for the breeding of a lifetime.

Fank-e just calls you silly. He can't put babies in you, but you can always adopt (a roomba)! He wonders if you'd find his oviposition attachment satisfactory for tonight however. The eggs glow in the dark, you know?! It'll be so fun!

Krulu calls you an audacious animal for coming to him so brazenly with your fervid, unfiltered lust. But... It does make him rumble in great pleasure to know that you would offer your body and womb to him at the drop of a hat. As you should, sweet lamb. Now come, you're dysfunctional like this and he needs to fix your hormonal mind.

[pinkhoodi]

this color, no this color !

✎ᝰ — spider crew help y/n dye their hair !

♡⃕ — 1610!miles, miguel, gwen, hobie x black!reader

♡⃕ — genre + warnings: fluff + no warnings

♡⃕ — a/n: we are so back with atsv !

꒰ HOBIE BROWN ꒱

Ꮺ dying your hair with hobbie was a…mess. don’t get me wrong it was fun as both of you can make it but overall a mess

Ꮺ hobie introduced the idea of dying your hair to you actually. though when it came to the colors, he was indecisive just as much as you were so you two went to the beauty supply store and picked whatever color looks cool enough on you. I would say that you and hobie either picked polar opposite colors (you picked autumn colors meanwhile he went for a neon scheme) or picked something of similar color schemes, no in between

Ꮺ thankfully hobie knew how to deal with detangling and setting your hair up for the hair dye. he was very careful with the detangle cause he knows how tender-headed you can get. also before the putting the dye, he would consistently ask you if you really wanna go with this color and gave in when you threatened him

Ꮺ hobie would try to dye your hair in a more artistic way or something he knows suit your aesthetics. if you don’t have an aesthetic, he would def go off vibes and what kind of aura you carry around. but at the same time, he’ll ask you for some inspirations of how you want your hair to colored

Ꮺ during the process, he would have a reality show or his playlist playing in the background. sometimes he’ll hum a new song that’s in the works or tell you the progress his band is making

Ꮺ ngl, hobie can get a bit rude when dying your hair. only cause he wants this to come out exactly how you want it, not cause you can’t stay still….trust me !

Ꮺ in the end, hobie is complimenting tf out of your new result. he would smother you in compliments and think it’s one of the best pieces of work that he has done, no doubt

꒰ 1610!MILES MORALES ꒱

Ꮺ listen…he’s clueless just as much as you are. in his defense, it was your idea to do something spotaneus to your look and why not dye your hair? did he think you were crazy? …maybe ! but it ended being so much fun

Ꮺ miles have thought about dying his own hair before but having both parents be poc…yeah he knew better. not only that, but it’s already bad enough that he sneaks out for his spiderman duties, he do nawt need to make it worse with a new hair color

Ꮺ but for you, he is more than willing to help you dye hair. he just hopes that you have permission and you’re not sneaking out to do this. other than that, he is happily walking around the beauty supply store like a kid in a candy store while you’re looking for the hair dye. he’ll often come up to you and ask if you need this pomade or need this sort of gel

Ꮺ the night before miles did some research and called you to consult on what you need. he would screen share to show his pinterest board of color inspo (he’s lowkey a pinterest feen but that’s for another time), especially with your hair type. most of the phone call would be “okay but what about this?” “are you sure?” “so you’re telling me you’re not going with this?” miles just say you wanna dye YOUR hair like that…

Ꮺ but the experience was more than fun. you two’s favorite show was playing, he was telling you about his latest spiderman adventures, he’s rambling about any and everything he could think of. sometimes it would be silent when miles is fully focused or he’s asking questions to see if he’s doing it right

Ꮺ mile’s is your biggest cheerleader after it’s all over. after he takes a massive sigh and stretches his body, sometimes he forgets how tiring natural hair can take, even though he’s natural himself

꒰ GWEN STACY ꒱

Ꮺ just as bad as miles and maybe worse since she’s not familiar with your hair type. yes, she has dyed her hair before (more than likely multiple times) but she doesn’t wanna give you chemical damage or end up having you balding. which leads to her doing intensive research of what colors you should try, which box dye to buy, and how to apply the dye to your hair. listen, it was her and youtube for about five hours

Ꮺ she would be a tad bit hesitant when you asked her if she wanna helps you. she made sure that you asked her and not hobie who might be a better help than she could ever be. you reassure her that it won’t be as scary as she’s making it to be

Ꮺ now when it comes to buying the hair, please hold her hand while yall in the beauty supply store. it’s not that she’ll wander off but she is def intimidated being in there. she has a face of confusion on her as she browses on the products laid on the shelf. also asking questions on why you refuse to buy the lesser priced box dye. oh gwen baby…

Ꮺ gwen would offer to buy your stuff :). she learned how pricey it is to buy hair products from your many rants of having natural hair, so she’ll offer to pay half or at least a good amount

Ꮺ throughout the process, you guide gwen how to detangle and part your hair. she’s taking her precious time and going slow until she has enough confidence to speed herself up

Ꮺ all throughout, she would throw compliments and how she’s excited but very nervous on how the results will be. any result that would come, she know you’ll look good :)

꒰ MIGUEL O’HARA ꒱

Ꮺ now of all people you could ask…jk jk. when you asked, the man heavily side eye you and thought you were going through a phase. like no miguel, i just wanna change my look. he’ll ask if you’re sure that you wanna dye your hair or what’s wrong with the color you have now

Ꮺ but at the same time, he does accept the offer to help you cause who is he to deny some quality time? ngl, he lowkey became more excited to do this more than you were but he would never admit to it

Ꮺ miguel, as well, doing intensive research on what products works best for your hair type. he even offered paying for the more pricey dyes until you assured him that not all twenty-dollar box dyes works the best for natural hair. one day he’ll realize that for all hair care…one day

Ꮺ while shopping for the products, he keeps an eye on you so you don’t go over the budget that he made sure you set in place. when you show him a product that you both know you don’t know, he’ll go into lecture mode until you motion him to stop talking and put the product down. ofc miguel pays for everything and he doesn’t wanna hear a ‘I’ll pay for it’ from you so it’s best to just accept

Ꮺ I would say he doesn’t really need guidance on how to handle your hair cause he’s helped with your hair plenty of times. but from time to time, he would ask if he’s hurting you or if the hair is soft enough to work with before beginning the dyeing process

Ꮺ while dying your hair, he would allow you to ramble on while he listens. he would let you take control of the entertainment aspect of the pastime, but you settled for music. also, while you’re on your rant, he would plant small kisses along the back of your neck <3

Ꮺ in the end, after the washing and drying, you don’t allow him to see the end result until you’ve seen it and settled with it. even if you’re not satisfied with the result, he kisses your forehead and tells you that he’ll help you fix it. beforehand, he’ll often say that you look beautiful with your new color

♡⃕ mia back in her atsv era 🧏🏽‍♀️?? please i miss writing for these niggas

♡⃕ lemme know who was your fave :p

𝐕𝐎𝐓𝐏 💗: 1 thessalonians 5:16-18

© 𝟤𝟢𝟤𝟦 𝗉𝗂𝗇𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽𝗂. 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗌 𝗋𝖾𝗌𝖾𝗋𝗏𝖾𝖽

[eywamygoddesswrites]

— 𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓬𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝔀𝓱𝓮𝓷 𝔂𝓸𝓾'𝓻𝓮 𝓸𝓷 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓭 — (multiple x fem!reader) | 1

pairing: avatar men x fem!human!reader

tags: just men taking care of the reader during her period, can be seen as platonic/romantic

warnings: like one pussy joke and that's about it HAHAHAHAHA

a/n: neteyam, lo'ak, ao'nung, and rotxo are aged up! this is for the men characters since i don't want it to be too long. the ladies of avatar will have their own post because let's all be honest, we love women. also i made this 'cause it's currently shark week and everything hurts ;-;

also sorry for the lack of any new fics. i'm hella hella busy with school and i have duties next week (just 3 days) but i will be in the hospital with no data sooooo yeah :cc and the rest are regular f2f classes. i hope y'all understand.

also, happy one month everyone!! i've been posting for one month now and i hope we continue this flowery road together 💙 anywhos, i hope you guys enjoy!

word count: 1.3k

jake sully

this man was a human in his previous life, he knows what the fuck he was doing

when you got your period in the middle of work, jake (with his strong avatar senses) caught a scent of you

he asked norm where they keep women's pads and norm pointed to where they were

he got some pads and getting a few more stuff that you liked

some chocolate bar, a venti cup of coffee/juice/tea, and a heating pad

you were surprised when he stood beside you with said stuff in his hands

then you finally got the idea

oooooooohhhhh… is it that time already?

yes, baby girl. but don’t worry, i’ll help you

he goes with you until you reach the lady's comfort room

he gives you the pads and tells you to holler for him if you need anything else

waits for you while you do your thing

younger!jake would rock back and forth on his feet and bite off the skin of his lips (a habit i canon him of having) while he waited by the door

older!jake would go to get the stuff he forgot if he forgets and comes back before you knew he even left

once you were done, he suggests you take a rest now before the cramps start

you told norm this and being the great friend he was, he lets you go rest

jake would be there for you like your personal cocoon

he would massage you abdomen, lower back, head, or wherever you felt pain in

would get you whatever that is you need

just honestly the best in the bunch since he knew what human women go through

neteyam sully

you yo daddy’s son !!!11!1!!

but for real, he’s like a mini jake with neytiri’s face and her nurturing aura

he learned how to care for human girls because of his dad

literally cried when you first got your period since he thought you were dying

but jake reassures him it’s a normal thing human girls go through (since na’vi girls and women don’t go through this | i agree with the fanon that na’vi women don’t get periods)

would learn basic human anatomy just so he understands what was happening during your periods

kinda scared because of the side effects of periods

would do anything and everything just for you to be comfortable during your monthly bleeds

since na’vi bodies were a lot warmer, he uses his hands as heating pads to put over your abdomen

would purr when you’re on his chest as he massages your lower back

sings his songcord to you to lull you to sleep

kisses are a must with this man

would litter you with kisses to make you smile and feel better

he just loves you :ccc

lo’ak sully

obviously, like neteyam, he knows that human girls get their period

he’s similar to neteyam but a bit different in his approach to periods

he didn’t really know what he was supposed to do at first

like, should he massage you or should he not because it might worsen your pain

do you like chips or chocolate more?

what pussy size you got because there are so many pad sizes—

tAMPONS ARE A THING WHAT—

lowkey scared of that thing and why tf does it go in?!>!?!

still, his effort counts really

it’s the thought that counts

he still helps you around (even with the smallest thing like grabbing a cup of water)

would follow your commands especially when the pain is unbearable and you need assistance

he would stay with you in your room even when you sleep just in case you wake up and need help (even if you told him it’s okay to go home and rest. he insists on staying)

would go to norm and ask for extra gas air when he runs out of it

would bring you some pandora fruits because weirdly, you crave them more than the regular food you eat

would treat you greatly 1000/10

tonowari

like his son, he didn’t know what periods are so he asks his friend jake about it

upon learning what they were, he immediately goes into his ‘teddy bear’ mode

he would be cuddly as fuck

like  c u d d l y  cuddly

a cuddle bug for sure

he would always bring you fresh food to eat

would help around your home despite being a busy man himself

would treat you as if you were a porcelain doll

would weave you a reusable period underwear (with the help of ronal) so you can just clean them and reuse them

would do your laundry and wouldn’t be bothered by the blood stains at all

when you need him (especially when you’re a lot emotional), he would stay with you until you feel better

doesn’t matter if you fell asleep. he will do his duties once you wake up and say that you’re feeling better

only then he would be comfortable enough to leave to tend to his duties

would ask tsireya and ronal to look after you especially when he’s a lot busier and can’t go to you physically

overall like my man jake but a lot more domestic

would recommend to everyone

ao’nung

he didn’t understand what a period is and why you got them because he didn’t care at first

you’re a sky person, the cause of distruction

but you were different (or whatever jake sully and his kids say)

but the more time he spent with you, he must at least learn what you go through, being your period

it was weird that you had to go through this every month until you become old

like, his mom and sister never got these so why were your kind cursed with them?

would ask jake or his kids what he can do to help you out

you stayed in a makeshift house with regular oxygen so you can eat without having the stupid mask on

ao’nung literally didn’t like the mask he has to breathe pandora air in but after one time that he didn’t use them, he didn’t like the feeling so he uses them religiously when he’s with you

he would bring you gifts and meals he caught so you don’t feel too isolated when you don’t leave your home

would ask you constantly what you were feeling and if you feel uncomfortable at every moment of the day

are you okay? does you abdomen hur—

i’m fine ao’nung!!

would still ask for confirmation if you’re really really okay

would carry you every time you leave your house (even if you went out to walk and stretch your legs)

shy with physical affection (hugs, kisses) so the most he can do is carry you

call it his love language in a way

rotxo

he was absolutely lost when he sees you bleeding. like neteyam, he thought you were dying

he thought he would never see you again

but when you explained that human women bleeding was normal, he was like:

dude, that must suck so bad

it does, rotxo, it does

but still, he wants to help you out the best way he can

like the other metkayina men here, he would bring you food to eat and bring little trinkets to make you feel better

since metkayina bodies were a lot cooler than omatikaya bodies but still warmer than human bodies, he does his best to warm you up

he stays with you as much as he can just so he can help you

craving for a certain fruit? he’ll get it for you

need a soothing cream from ronal? he will get it for you

you feel tired? he can go into your home, use the stupid-looking gas mask to breathe and stay with you longer, and keep you company

he’s just a sweetheart man give him compliments pls

taglist: @nyotamalfoy @hanhanartz @murderousmushroom @myvath @iwaslikeblah

— part 2 with the avatar ladies here

[gojos-fr-bae]

𝔚𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔏𝔬𝔳𝔢𝔯𝔰 𝔇𝔬 𝔓𝔱. 2 (ℜ𝔢𝔪𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔢𝔡)

Part 1, Part 2

Pairing: CEO!Gojo x Fem!Lawyer!Reader

Warnings: Cussing, Drinking, A slap (or punch, I don't rly remember) Toji in his boxers bc why tf not. only a tad bit of angst at the beginning, the rest is pretty chill, Not proofread (honestly, are we shocked)

Word Count: 1.7k

A/N:😌🤭🏃🏿‍♀️😍😎😋

Minors DNI

You were seated outside with your boss who had long calmed down but still clutched your arm tight, his head still buried in the crook of your neck. You were sure that people were already questioning your disappearances and you were sure you would return to some distasteful rumors. First he saves you a seat next to him and then you both run off somewhere for almost half an hour. Fuck, this is not good.

“S-sir, I think we need to leave.” you murmured softly, not wanting to startle him in this fragile state.

He simply just hummed and nuzzled deeper into your neck.

“Mr. Gojo I’m being serious, please let go of me, we need to leave.” You stated, this time your voice is much firmer. 

Finally getting the hint, he pulled away from you, uttering a soft apology and  letting go of your hand as he stared down at the ground. Although his bangs were blocking his face slightly, you didn’t miss how dejected he looked. 

You were about to say something but got startled by the door leading inside opening abruptly. Your heart sank for a moment before looking up and noticed that the person who opened said door was Nanami, Gojo’s personal assistant. Even though you didn’t know him too well, from your interactions, he seemed nothing like his boss so you still held onto a string of hope for your reputation.

He looked at you and Satoru, his eyes traveling from you to Gojo before he sighed and rubbed the bridge of his nose.

“Miss,I’m so sorry for whatever it is that just happened, he’s probably just drunk.

“Oh, umm, yeah, it’s okay…i guess. I’m just going to head back inside if that’s fine.” You replied, getting up and quickly collecting your bag before heading for the door.

“Yes, of course, please, go ahead.” Nanami pointed towards the door and you couldn’t get out of there faster.

As you made your way to your seat, you didn’t miss the stares and whispers of everyone in the room. Great, just as you expected, everyone is probably making disgusting assumptions about you and at this point you wanted nothing more than to get home.

~

You sat on the island, hair in a mess and wine bottle in your hand while Toji worked at the stove, making you a grilled cheese. He was wearing nothing but his boxers and his body was covered in hickeys and scratch marks. To anyone else the scene may have seemed confusing yet for you, this was almost routine.

“And he wouldn’t let go? Toji asked, trying to wrap his mind around the story you had just told him about your awful night.

“YEAH, CAN YOU IMAGINE! I had to wait for his assistant to come bail me out and now everyone thinks I’m a slut who only got the job because I’m sleeping with the boss!!” You shouted in frustration before downing a big gulp of your wine.

“And what’s so wrong about that?” Toji asked, smirking at you while he slid you your sandwich. You just trolled your eyes at him. 

“Well unlike YOU, that’s not the type of image I want to uphold.”

“Yeah, whatever you say sweetheart. Anyway, you didn’t fuck him did you?”

“Ew, OF COURSE NOT!!”

“Then what are you so worried about, the rumors will die out. Everyone will forget about this shit after his next scandal so just hold out for like, a week or two.”

“Ugh, that’s easier said than done.”

“What's happened has happened princess, nothing we can do about that except move on, now is there?”

“I guess not,” You sighed.

“Exactly. So stop worrying your pretty little head over this.” He said before pressing a peck on your forehead and making his way to his room. “Don’t drink too much, you still have work tomorrow.”

You couldn’t do much but groan at the thought that you might have to see that man again. What the heck did you sign yourself up for?

~

You were sitting at your desk when the quiet  room suddenly filled with murmurs. You raised your head from the work you had buried it in to see what was causing such a stir. Your breathed hitched as you saw your boss, Gojo Satoru himself, walking up to you with a big fucking bouquet filled with a variety of flowers, half of which you had never seen in your entire life.

You tried to look away but your eyes had already met and you could only brace yourself for what was about to transpire.

Gojo walked over to your cubicle and gave you his signature blinding smile.

“Hey sweets, thanks so much for last night. I couldn’t stop thinking about you, as a matter of fact, I saw these through the shop window and couldn’t help but think it was meant for you,” a lie. Satoru had stood in the shop for hours painstakingly choosing all 162 flowers in that bouquet. But you didn’t need to know that. You reluctantly took the flowers from him, instantly regretting it when you heard everyone in the room gasp simultaneously. Oh shit. Why me! Why me! What did I do to deserve this! Those are all the phrases you were screaming in your head as Gojo leaned down to whisper in your ear.

“Also, come to my office at 1pm, okay?” His deep raspy voice said in a hushed tone, sending shivers down your spine. 

He then stood up straight and winked at you, before strutting out the room.

You immediately dropped the flowers on your desk and ran to the washroom and locked yourself in a stall. If you knew this job would come with so much bs you would’ve never taken it.

This isn’t like you. You really can’t be letting a man like him get under your skin.

Just then, you heard the washroom door swing open and heard two voices come in.

“Oh my gosh, did you see how that slut reacted when she saw Mr. Gojo walk in?” The first one quipped.

“Ugh, I know right, and did you hear what he said!? “Thank you for last night” I mean gosh!” replied the second.

“She probably only got the job from fucking him, did you hear that they’re paying her 50K!?”

“Girls these days! What kind of punch does she need to be packing under that ugly outfit of hers for her to seduce Mr. Gojo. I mean he’s WAY out of her league.”

“Mhm, it’s like seeing a literal god go out with a rat that was run over by a tricycle!”

They both began to cackle loudly and you finally snapped. You burst open the stall door and they turned around to face you in shock. They didn’t have time to process it though as you landed a harsh slap with all the force you could muster across their faces, walking out before they could even utter a word. Serves those bitches right.

You just went back to your desk and kept your head down, waiting until 1pm FINALLY but unfortunately arrived.

You slowly made your way to the top floor, before walking to his secretary’s desk. She looked up at you before speaking.

“He’s waiting for you, just go in,” she snarled, chewing her gum obnoxiously loud, her nails tapping away at her keyboard.

You just rolled your eyes at her before pushing the big office door open, closing it behind you and turning to face Gojo. He had his feet kicked up onto his huge desk, floor to ceiling windows making up the wall behind him, the bustling city of Tokyo laid out behind him.

He looked at you from behind his glasses, sirking cockily.

“So, you came,”

“Didn’t really have a choice considering everyone’s been treating me weird and like shit because they think we fucked.” you snapped at him.

“And what’s so bad about that?”

“Being treated like shit?” you questioned in disbelief.

“No, people thinking we’ve fucked. If anything, we probably should. Let’s give them something to REALLY talk about.” He replied, winking at you. The gall this man had.

“Sir, with all due respect, if that’s all you wanted to talk about then you are wasting my fucking time. I’ll just leave if-”

“No! No, don’t leave, that’s not what I asked you here for,” He said in a slightly panicked tone, standing up from his seat. “Look, I just wanted to, umm, thank you again for last night,” he said smoothly, regaining his suave persona.

“Were the flowers not enough because me, the rest of the employees and probably the whole world thought it was wayyyyy more than enough.” You replied in slight annoyance.

“What? No, of course not! Infact, I spent all day thinking of the best way to pay you back, and I finally got it.”

“And what may that be?”

“A shopping spree!!” he shouted, doing jazz hands at you.

“Sir, that is completely inappropriate and-”

“I’ll let you get whatever you want, no spending limit, it’s all on me” He cut you off, waving his AMEX in the air.

You wanted to say no, you wanted to say no so fucking bad. But your closet was in desperate need of a makeover, so was your bedroom, and your house. It was a golden opportunity, and no one in their right mind would say no.

“Fine, I’ll meet you at the mall at 6pm,”

“Oh no no no, that’s way too far away, come on, I already cleared you for the rest of the day, come on, let’s go!” he said in a chirpy voice. Skipping towards you, he grabbed your hand before dashing out of the room with you.

You were in for one heck of a day.

***

You were now in the basement parking of the building. Satoru slowly walked you to his reserved parking slot in which was parked a black, sleek mercedes. Your eyes widened at the sight and Gojo just smiled at your reaction, feeling his ego get boosted by tenfold.

“You like?” he asked, opening the passenger door and motioning for you to enter. You just ignored it, sitting in the car as he closed the door and ran around to the driver’s seat.

It felt so wrong. Not just the fact that it was you’re in your boss’ car, but the fact that it was a really expensive, really fancy car.

“So, are you ready to go?” Satoru asked, gazing at you.

“Sure. Why the fuck not!”

Part 1, Part 2

© gojos-fr-bae

[melikedraw]

Hey, can you do Hc for a relationship with Mitsuyo?? I don't see that much content about the freak, and I'm DESPERATE.

If you don't want is ok, no pressure<3

Kureishi Mitsuyo relationship headcanons

Kureshi x gn! Reader

Fluff, perhaps some ooc (I'm not familiar with his character at ALL but like fuck it we ball)

~~~~~

- before you start dating him, he would probably act normal, maybe even kind and gentle, towards you

- he just wants to make a good impression y'know?

- he is really good at it too, so you're pretty easily fooled into thinking he was simply a gorgeous sweetheart

- while you were indeed right about the gorgeous, sweetheart is far from what he should he described as

- that man is a MENACE

- after he knows that you won't leave him, he would start to show his true self

- not that it's bad or anything, in fact you find it quite attractive, but he can be such a PAIN

- he loves to tease you, especially if you give him a reaction to being messed with, be it a twitch of your eyebrow, to a full on grimace or snappy retorts

- finds it amusing and WILL laugh at your expense

- he would hate to accidentally make you cry, though

- unless you're a stuck up spoilt brat/princess type

- if so, watch your step because he WILL have you in tears by the end of the day

- NEVER talks shit about you to others though, makes you look real good to people around him, always talking about how lucky he is to have you

-you're his angel, people around him are probably sick of hearing him yap on about how much he wants you

- he gives amazing massages, and is just really good with his hands in general (wink wink) (get my drift)

- gives you free massages which he uses as an excuse to have his hands on your body

- he's pretty sadistic, so he'd probably press kinda hard on you (slight bruising at most, would not break anything/hurt you)

- loves the sounds you make, he finds them arousing especially if you're shy and try to muffle them with your hand or something, he shows no mercy, will push his luck just to make you scream

- really likes how you squirm under his touch

- he lets you braid his hair

- it's really easy since his hair is so straight and smooth

- won't take the braids out, keeps them until they unbraid themselves naturally

- he probably shows you off a lot, like bringing you along when he has training sessions with Cosmo (he's flexing his gf on a kid, yes) or when he meets up with his friends

- Cosmo has probably accidentally called you mom before, just saying

- you and kureishi love treating him like your kid, saying things like

"our son grows up so fast doesn't he, Mitsuyo?"

"Ms/Mr y/n, you've known me for a week at most-"

"hush child, I'm your parent now."

- (il)legally adopt him

- I don't think kureishi would actually want kids though

- I just don't get that vibe from him

~~~~~

I'll be completely honest I skipped a lot of chapters of kengan ashura/omega which he appeared in because I was just trying to find all the chapters with gaolang in em

I did reread it in the end but the point is I never really looked into him and don't know if this is in character or whatever (it better not be ooc or I will tweak tf out

[rzyraffek]

Platonic yandere yautja x human child reader

Aww dad yautja😊 I didn't write for yautjas in months!! Hopefully u enjoy it!! Also i used they/them for kid. No tw, only cuteness and wholesome dad figure yautja👹 request open

Dad yautja with human kid

Bro is confused ??? Tf??? Why is there a child here??

He either found them abandoned in middle of nowhere or accidentally killed their perents, by 'accidentaly' i mean ofc he wanted to kill them he just didn't know there was a child nearby and now he feels bad

Kinda finds human pups ugly😭 why are you so smol and loud wtf

Dad!yautja after he kinda adopts y/n he gets too overprotective! Like dude won't leave their side at all, especially when you guys are outside; dude will pick them up and just carry around.

Can't cook to save his life, he kinda set kitchen on fire. And humans cant eat raw meat, so now you are on fruit diet for now (and veggies)

Had this parental instinct to teach them everything, how to shoot, find food, basic self-defence, overall taking good care of themselfs. But he kinda likes that he has to provide for them, it gives him control yknow

When he carries them around everywhere! He acually lets them sit on his shoulders or just hang on his neck😓😍

Cant say no to those cute big eyes! Yes he will let them 'decorate' his armor (with glitter and stickers) and he will let them paint his nails and he will lisen to them gossip about their friends.

If his kid is a little artist and walks up to him and says "papa i drew you!" He does not care that he looks like a lizard nor that they didn't color it perfectly. Dude is purring, picking y/n up and he carries this drawing in pocket everywhere

Other yautjas say that he spoils them, but he disagrees! Your a HUMAN baby, i mean yeah your basically one of yautjas now but!!! Your tiny! And your skin is so squishy!!!

He had to learn how to comb their hair cuz at some point y/n simply refused to cut it (me too lil guy) and he respects them so much he won't just do something against them

Kinda wishes he could understand human body language more

Also about body language i can imagine kid just kinda mimicing yatuja body language and habits. Like dad!yatuja will say "child please go to bed its late" the kid will just angry respond with a hiss👹 "hsssss👽🦎" "?????" If yaujtas had eyebrows, he would rise them

If y/n is a girl, and she has her first period? Dude panics! HUHH WHAT BLOOD??? FROM WHERE!?? UHHHH????

Dude tries to be a perfect father figure, he tries to have similar intrests with his kid so they can connect more, but if y/n is totally not into hunting, collecting, nature themed stuff, Yautja is more than happy to catch up with whatever teens are into this days, but he will judge the hell out of tv shows (if they watch any)

I kinda forgot it suppose to be yandere so it turned out to be just wholesome im so sorry

Understands that kid needs privacy but he will just go invisible mode and lurk in shadows! Like what if somone attacks you??? Or worse! What if you meet some humans that he doenst like??? What if they will tell y/n all lies about what 'bad war crimes' he commited and what 'murderous' his kind is!! Those are lies pls dont lisen to humans

No boy/girlfriends!!! Nuh uh!! Your his little baby you cant go doing all those... things... with some human. ugh! this person probably can't even hunt for you!! Or give you nice treasures!! Or build a pretty nest!! Why would you like them my child?? Look at all those trophies i gathered for all those years! You should stay here!

He loves the fact that he lives in some wild ass jungle and y/n cant leave him due to all those dangers around, plus he loves that y/n will always stay tiny(in comparison obviously) and weak so be basically needs to provide for them! Right???

I used x reader tags ONLY to reach bigger audience

[lillyspeakz]

hmm, idk if u do stuff like this, butttt... can we pls have smth with will that's like a tentacle monster? idk how to phrase it lmao sry. maybe fluff with a bit of nsfw ;3

Ohhhh hell yes!!!!! These are headcanons and they are catergorized!!! NSFW UNDER THE CUT!!!

tw// tentacles, pet names like whore, slut and baby, double penetration, belly bulge, somnophilia that really it the rest is fluffy

Fluff;

- since he has tentacles, he tends to hold things for you, especially when he knows you’ll forget about it or need it the next second.

- He also helps you multitask! Need dinner done in an hour? On it! Need help grabbing something higher up? Done! Want attention? Dragging you into his embrace.

- I also like to believe his tentacles have somewhat a mind of their own. So whenever they can sense you’re stressed or they miss your touch, they venture away from Wilbur and find you. They’ll nuzzle up against you, loving your touch, no matter what it is. And once Wilbur notices, he scolds them, yet he finds you nuzzling against them as well, giggling as they tickle you or push deeper into your embrace.

- once again, I also believe that when Wilbur feels something, so do the tentacles. So when he falls so deeply in love with you, the tentacles do too, but not as much as will does, they get half of what he feels. But they can still feel that intense emotion. They can sense your good. So they’re not tense around you or shy, they love wrapping around you.

- also another thing- I feel like Wilbur can extract them when he wants them out…. Maybe. That’s still a thought to analyze. But if he can! He definitely puts them away if he just wants time for you and him. But if he can tell they need to breath and just be free, they are everywhere. But again, they resemble Wilbur so-

- his tentacles will pick up various clothes for you to choose from as he stands and evaluates the outfits you try on. That man is a diva and he knows it. He will tell you what looks good and not-

- if he can see that your in harms way or he senses something bad will happen, he’ll let one of his tentacles reach out to you and pull you back into him.

“Careful darling. Almost hurt yourself-“

- let’s be so real, his tentacles scare you at first. They’re kind of intimidating! Having kinda of their own, flowing behind and beside him as if to protect him from you. But as you both warmed up to each other (and Wilbur telling them to chill tf out), they start to make you nervous, in the good way! They’re attacked to you whenever they feel the need to. Protecting you from random things, keeping you huddled against Wil, and the random touches make your face red as Wil laughs at you.

- I can’t stress this enough. The tentacles are apart of Wilbur so whatever they do- reflects how Wilbur feels or wants.

Smut; (female anatomy)

- he will stand and watch you fall apart as his tentacles do all the work for him. Will fill all your holes and overstimulate your clit until you’re drooling all over the bed and your hips are stuttering like the whore you are for his tentacles.

- man is packing. Hell he’s a fucking hybrid! Of course he is. So when he fucks you, he wraps you up in his tentacles while holding your body up against his, pressing on the bulge in your stomach, loving your mewls and pants as you lose yourself again and again.

- if you let him, while he fucks you, he will also have his tentacles preoccupy you. Filling all your holes while he fucks your tight cunt, whispering dirty little things in your ears, claiming you with all his might.

- if his tentacles have suction cups on them- hickies everywhere! Your nipples will be fucked and your clit is ruined. Those bitches love to just suction on your most sensitive parts, and Wilbur knows you love it. You fucking reel at the thought of it. And he uses that knowledge as an advantage.

- when Wilbur is too tiered to do anything , yet he can tell you’re needy, one of his tentacles slithers down your body, in between your legs and starts playing with you per Wilbur’s instructions and words.

- you and Wilbur have talked about it before and you were completely fine with it. So when Wilbur gets a bit too needy at night, while your passed out beside him, body sprawled everywhere, holding onto him. He adjust your body to his liking, contorting your unconscious body so he can slot himself perfectly in between your legs and slowly fuck you in your sleepy state. And if you wake up and ask what he’s doing, just to feel the intense pleasure of his cock thrusting in and out of you, he quickly shushes you, one tentacle reaching up to cover your mouth as he continues to fuck you, telling you to go back to sleep. He just needed something, and you looked too cute not too

[kolour-me-kourt]

Chapter Twenty-three: Photographs

She woke up late and he was still sleep. "Baby it's already 11 we're supposed to meet Hannah at 1" "wake me up at 12" "no baby get up now" he sat up smiling at her. "How we go from fuckin at three in the morning to you nagging me to get up at 11?" "I'm nagging you?" She pouts he pulls her close making her laugh. "You know what I mean" "baby we gotta get ready I would like to eat before looking at three places today." "Sit here with me for a second ... breath" YN takes a deep breath looking in his eyes.

"Yes baby?" "Before the shit hit the fan yesterday... I was promised a few pictures and a video no?" she smiled "mhm you're doing all the work... posing me, picking out outfits, taking the pictures" "sound like the best job in the universe... hold up" "boy hush 😂😂" "speaking of outfits  I wanted you to look at something I got you .... In the closet I forgot to show you yesterday" "I can go look now?" "Yeah... go look bae" he slaps her ass as she gets up. He smiles

"in this La Perla bag!?!?! Are you crazy they're hella expensive" "yeah I'm crazy ... come here bring the bag" she laughs standing at the edge of the bed. "Whatever is in here you can't see me put on ... until tonight" "I know baby we gotta go... but just look at it for me" "okay" she says smiling and one by one she pulls the items out. Commenting on each look.

"You look closely? Stop rushing we gon get there" she smiles "they're really nice I like them all" "okay baby but pick up the panties and really look" "any pair?" "Any pair" she picks the one up nearest to her looking and finally she sees it right in her face "you put your name on my panties... and bras?!" She laughed loudly "mhm ... for the pictures but like I don't mind if you wear them after the pictures ..... in your everyday life" she placed the things back in the bag carefully.

"You are so sexy mmmm" she rushes off to the bathroom. "I'm taking a shower with you!" "As long you actually wash and don't be feeling on me" "of course baby" she playfully rolls her eyes.

After about five minutes she was in the shower and he was brushing his teeth. "You could at least put on a show for me while you're in there ..." "I am trying to wash my body not be sexy" "everything you d—-" her phone started to ring she glanced at him "breath bae... and be nice" she smiles

*flashback*

"but wait ... while we asking questions that number that kept calling you a while back.... Came back up when we were at your place... you ready to tell me who tf that is?" "Baby I told you it's not important" "no... you told me you didn't know who it was ... so which one is it" she smiles climbing on top of him.

"I don't know that number Jayson" "so why tf they keep calling" "idk what you talking about because I blocked that number Jayson" "how it call you if it's blocked ... you must think I'm stupid as shit" "never that daddy" she slides him inside of her he immediately becomes weak she had too much power over him. She moves her hips slightly staring in his eyes.

"YN ... what is it then" "that's really not the same number cause idk who that was and I blocked it... the unsaved number that's been calling recently  was for something " "Okay so just give me a name" "even if you don't know the person?" "Mhm" she pauses her movements. "Liangelo" "YN!" She starts moving her hips again.

"Hmm?" "As in Melo brother?" "Mhm" "why he calling you so much?" "It was twice and It started off as....mmmmm" Jayson flips her over "as what?" "I got on top.... Because I can —- fuckkk" "you can still talk stop being extra" "dick is so good" "who dick?" "Yours baby yours" "and this my pussy?" "Yes" "all mine?" "Yes all yours baby"

"so why all these people got access to you ... hm?" He stops moving but stays inside her so she can talk. Her breath came to a halt and then got heavy but she likes the feeling "It wasn't like that..." his hips start moving slowly "so tell me what it is like... before I actually get mad" she kisses his lips softly before speaking  "my company is helping him. They assigned it to me even though I tried to pass it to someone else. It's a big opportunity for the company and his endorsement would bring new clientele and more money so.... Yeah.... I didn't wanna tell you because I didn't want you to be mad about something I can't change and it's temporary."

* flashback over*

Jayson goes and grabs her phone. "It's your sister bae" "answer or text her I'm in the shower" "I don't know your password to text her" "answer then" "I rather text" YN laughs "hand me the phone then" "why I can't get the password?" "It's not that deep you can have it Bae" "I just wanted you to give it to me... without feeling forced."

She slides the glass door to the shower staring at him "I'll give it to you it's no problem" "no I'll just use Siri" he says walking off into the room placing her phone back on the charger.

"You coming in?" She pouts "yes just give me one second" he picks his phone up starting his playlist stripping and then getting in the shower. He reaches around her to turn the knob so the rainfall shower head comes on too.

"I always feel like I'm gonna drown under that thing" "it's relaxing tho... feels really good" "I know bae" "you want me to turn it off?" "nope do your thing sir." She smiled causing him to laugh "see you do things and say things like that and expect me not to bend you over" "mhm cause you have restraint" "I do ... but my dick suffers from that" she glances down watching Jayson make it jump "Jay ... stop"

"how you gon tell me what to do with my body ... my body my choice" "you right baby you right" she laughs turning around so her back was facing him. She stands under the shower head rinsing the soap off her body.

"It's still jumping for you back here... freshly clean" "babyyyy" "hmm? Just the tip?" She turns around looking him up and down "What time was it when you last checked?" "Doesn't matter the first place we looking at is five minutes away" "Jayson?" "What is the tip going to do for me or you?" "Nothing.... Suck it for me" she smiled

"why you so horny baby?" "My girl woke me up in the middle of the night to fuck... it's been up ever sense... we went two rounds remember?" "Turn the rainfall off ... before I really drown Jay" he smiled leaning over to turn it off he looks down as she glances up. "I gotta teach you about taking some risks" she finally gets on her knees dribbling spit all over his dick. "What kind of risks?" She immediately takes his dick in her mouth and stroking with her hand 

. "Gah damn.... Shit" "I hurt you?" Her eyes got wide she had never heard him be that loud. He smiled "no the opposite... don't stop" she licks slowly watching his face paying attention to every detail how he was breathing what faces he made and what he said. 

"You my good girl" she had to squeeze her thighs together when he said that... it was just too sexy. "Damn... your tongue .... Fuck you must really love me ...huh" "mhm" "yeah don't take me out of your mouth... finish me" it wasn't  like Jayson wasn't vocal...

"you understand me?" "Mhmm" "mmm I love the way you sound with my dick in your mouth" ... he was just on another level this morning. Sure he said nasty things but not too much while she was sucking his dick. He usually just let her do her thing and complement her... but she liked this more. It's a layer to his aggression that just makes her weak everytime.

He grabs her hair and that's when she knew he was about to explode for her. This is part of the reason she loved sucking his dick so much he was able to completely relax and enjoy and it wasn't that way with anything else during sex even when she rides him his hands are on her hips or he is stroking upwards into her.

He doesn't complain it's things he naturally does but she likes that he can just stand here and receive pleasure without physically working for it... all he had to do was ask but she underestimated how much she gets turned on from doing this... it was gonna take all her strength to not bend over after she was done.

She pulls him out of her mouth only sucking his tip as her hands went into double time stroking him just the way he likes.

"Fuck—- I'm bout to cum and you're gonna swallow all of me" Jayson was healthy YN didn't mind swallowing but sometimes she preferred not to times when she just brushed her teeth or they had to rush and go somewhere. Today both of these things were a factor but Jayson had spoken and she wanted to do what he asked.

"You gon swallow me bae? All of me?" "Mmmmm" she moaned when she felt his grip on her hair become tighter she takes him in slow making him disappear she saw his legs go weak. He holds her head lovingly his thumbs massaged her cheeks

"yes right there don't move baby don't move" he slowly moves his hips towards her mouth. "Fuck breath threw your nose baby... cause I'm not done" she looks up at him batting her eyelashes. It was the best way she could tell him that she was with him... enjoying this. The shower water had gotten cold but it was fine cause they were both focused on his pleasure.

He leans against the wall. "Damn the power you have in your mouth" his hips weakly kept fucking her mouth his hands had left her face and his eyes were closed. She pulls him out stroking.

"Take your time baby it feels good"

She says staring up at him he only noticed then she was rubbing her clit ... anytime she didn't use both hands on him one was on her body. He leans down and kisses her forehead "you're sexy ass I love you" "I love you too" before he could say anything else her mouth was back on him stroking him slowly as her mouth focused on his tip again.

"Yeah baby girl don't stop that ... keep going just like that" "mmmmm" "you like controlling me like this ... look at you.... Oh fuckkk" his moans were so deep they sounded like growls. And then finally he released in her mouth she moans "mmhm take all of me baby... swallow me" when he had finished up she takes him out her mouth swallowing.

"Let me see" he says smiling halfway joking but she opens her mouth up so he can see" he closes his eyes when he feels her mouth back on him cleaning him up. "Did you cum?" He asked her his voice was damn near gone. "No but I will later ... we gotta go" he picks her up putting her over his shoulder quickly causing her to laugh. He turns the water off taking her back to the bedroom throwing her on the bed. "We gotta go... but we both know I can make you nut in five minutes so what you wanna do? You so wet"

"I kinda liked the  fact that I'm worked up right now... and so are you meaning later ... will be better because if we do it right now I'm gonna be thinking about real-estate." He laughs "damn really?" "Mhm I'm really excited to be this close to you... I can be a better girlfriend this close" he walks away coming back with a small bag. "At least put this on?" "What's that?" "Vibrating panties" YN eyes became wide

"absolutely yes" he smiled he loved that he finally found somebody who was on the same shit he was on. He turns her panties on and then slides them up her legs she lifts her ass pulling them up the rest of the way.

He presses a few buttons and and then she felt the vibration right on her clit. "Mmmmmmmm" seeing how she had been fingering herself earlier with no release this was gonna be crazy "I change my mind you can make me cum before we leave" her legs shook as she whined. "No baby you already said no.... Let's get some clothes on and head out we can stop at Starbucks" he turns them off

"fuck food" she whines "nah I don't wanna fuck food I wanna fuck you" "do it then!" "I also want you to have a home up here ... so come on" he smiled "I forget ... how needy I get" "I don't know how in the hell you did that" he helps her up she rolls her eyes "I gave you some good head didn't I?" She walks back into the bathroom washing her face and brushing her teeth again.

"You did... but you always do" she smiles coming back out

"What you wearing bae and do you care what I wear?" "I'm trying to figure out now and no I just wanted her first impression of you to be nice not you depressed" "look at you looking at for your girl" "I always look out for my girl"

After they get dress they head towards the cars. "Drive my car bae" "you drive your car" "okay ... grab the keys" he laughs going back in the house picking up the pink fob he got for her so it didn't get confused with his cars.

She takes her heels off once she's in the car and gets comfortable. " nah let me drive" he says she laughed "no baby ... I'm in control today ... well a little bit" "did you keep the panties on?" "Of course I did" "good" she pulls out of the drive way roughly. "I shouldn't have" he watches her drive it's not that YN was bad driver she was just a little aggressive and had the slightest bit of road rage causing Jayson to feel like he was better. One things for sure she would never drive Deuce around.

"Shit what did I sign up for?" He asks laughing "bae I can drive you just extra af" "nah ... I'm not extra at all"  "I been driving longer than you been alive" "I'm older than you little girl" "barely 🙄" "regardless that don't make sense YN" she pulls in the drive thru at Starbucks  "whatever lil one what you want out this Starbucks" "you in control so you paying?" "I can and I will" he smiles

"ooou this how you always feel? We gotta trade places more often" YN laughs "baby hurry up I like to know the order before I get to the speaker " Jayson tells her his order "you don't want a little something to eat too?" "What's that thing you had that one time?" YN side eyed him "I know you fuckin lying" he laughed "it was a cake bae" "oh that's what you want too?" "Yeah and one of those sandwiches" "oooou that does sound good ima get that too"

YN finally gets to the speaker saying their order "your total is 24.96 please pull to the window" "thank you"

YN pulls up "hello how are you today" the cashier asks her staring in her face a little too hard for Jayson "I'm great how are you" "I'm good as well you know working hard ... it'll ask about a tip if you're paying with a card" "yes I have Apple Pay" "like always YN" he hangs the thing out of the window. Yn smiles "you know me Scott"

YN leaves a tip as they prepare her order. He hands the small bags of food out and then her drinks "I gave you a extra cake pop and a little something else  to enjoy have a great day" "you too!" She pulls off

"I'm sorry Is that what it's like to be a woman?" YN laughs "you get free shit cause you're Jayson Tatum so stop it" "yeah but he was just like here" "he gives me a free desert every time I come here" "ohh so y'all know eachother" "I mean ... he's working damn near everytime I come" "mhmm" "bae I know you not jealous of the cashier he's young" "he must've didn't see me over here" "he saw your leg or something cause I only got one cake pop I usually get two" "you got jokes" "I'm serious you can have it if you want... can you just type in the address for me" "mhm"

She laughs harder "seven minutes away" "can't believe I been bout to lose my girl to a barista" "does that look like someone I would date? I'm pretty sure he likes men" "so why you get free stuff?" "Cause I'm sweet and I always tip" "whatever bae" "yeah whatever Jayson Tatum. I can't even count how many groupies you got" "oh so he a groupie?" They laugh again "bae..." "I'm asking... you got groupies?" "Yeah a few" "let me step my game up"

*meeting Hannah at the loft *

"I'm really excited about this one YN... are you ready?" "I am now!" "This one is so good you might not need to see the other two" Jayson smiles making his eyes wide. "Don't hype it too much" "It truly feels like Christmas morning" YN says as Hannah opens the door "yes!!!" It has three floors ,ceiling to floor windows the kitchen is huge with all navy blue appliances with golden trim. The living room was sucken

She walks around truly amazed with everything. It even had the washer a dryer connection. After they were done walking with Hannah she gave them some time to talk it over.

"You really want this one huh?" Jayson asks "Yes real bad" YN pouts when Jayson doesn't say anything else "what's wrong with it? You said you wanted me close I'm less than ten minutes away ... that's the only thing you said" "you right" "so what's wrong bae?" He presses the button causing her to gasp

"you can get it if you can talk to Hannah without moaning ... the rest of the time. Explain to her why you want it don't just say we're putting in a offer... okay? Do that and you can get it" he turns the vibration up to the highest setting "this is sooo evil" "bae you know you had to work for it a little bit... we gotta deal?" "Yesss" "well let's go... lead the way" YN takes a deep breath walking down the stairs finding Hannah.

"So we were talking and I absolutely love the windows and the kitchen and the living room *clears throat* um and pretty much everything. So with that being said Jayson had no .... Issues with it and I honestly didn't either it's kinda perfect for me so let's put in a offer" "yay!!! I like when I get it right early... this is a developing area so I'm sure you're investiment is gonna make you more money" Jayson turns the panties off when he notices YN swaying her hips basically riding the mini vibrator in her panties.

"You did really good Hannah... you want a cake pop?" Jayson says smiling "yeah I'll take one I did good today now the question is do you guys wanna see the other places" "no she's made her mind up which she never really does so I think we're good" YN playfully hits him while laughing they start to head out "well as usual I well keep you both updated on paperwork and all those things and hopefully they accept our offer" "are we going for asking price or lower?" Jayson asks

"honestly I think it could be about 30,000 cheaper ... so we can start there if they're not budging we can move it up... sounds good?" "Yes absolutely" "we'll see you guys soon" "see ya Hannah"

*back at the house*

"So tomorrow is an away game?" "No" "oh... okay" "I hope you know you coming to the game" "is that how you ask me?" "Come watch daddy win" "what do I get out of it?" She touches him slowly "what you want?" "You..." "I hope you not talking about sex.... Cause we not doing that until I get my pictures" she squints her eyes "I'm on edge" he smiles "something about that ... turns me Tf on" "something about you saying that turns me on" he kisses her forehead

"if you could have me right now... what would you want me to do to you?" "I would want you to...stop playing with me"  he laughed "anytime you listen to me don't you always get what you want and more?" "Do I?" "You do" she swallows hard "so what do you want from me?" "To answer me" "I... don't know how to... I know how it makes me feel but I don't know how to say what I want" "mmm I can play this game ... how it make you feel" she bits her lip staring in her eyes even after all this time she found herself a little shy.

"When you touch me I feel ... well my heart races I can hear it in my ears ... my thighs shake and everything in my body just wants to please you it's like a hunger" "just by me touching you?" "Sexually" "okay so what a regular touch do?" "Make me feel... safe" "awww baby girl that makes me feel good" she smiles "so now it's my turn" "shutup" she laughs he continues talking

"how did you feel this morning?" "About what?" "Giving me head in the shower... how did that make you feel" "I should be asking you that cause it was about you" "so you didn't wanna do it?" "If I didn't want to I wouldn't have been on my knees" he smiles "so ... did you enjoy it?" "I always enjoy it baby but this morning was different you had me working overtime for it" "why was that different?" "You was being nasty... the way you were speaking and looking at me"

"we started on one this morning and then you was touching yourself while you were doing it... that shit drives me crazy" he kisses her in the most sloppiest way but she loved it seemed passionate but rushed.

"I hate to bring this great conversation to a end... but I'm ready to take these pictures" "well go put on your first set" "to make this more interesting for you later ima take some private ones too that you can see later" "okay baby...let me get comfortable" "okayy" she grabs a set heading to the bathroom as he changes in the closet grabbing the camera.

She honestly didn't feel that great in this one. She kept looking at her stomach and the scar. He said he didn't care but that's just cause he's a great guy not because it's attractive. To her everything on his body was perfect she wish she could say the same about herself. Regardless she would fake it to she made it. She fixes her hair slightly taking a deep breath she opens the bathroom door wide looking at him sitting on the bed camera in hand he had already took three pictures when she walked out.

"Turn around for me sexy" she listens turning around "damn you look so good ... bend over" she bends over holding her ankles. "Let me see your face between your legs like that" she laughed but he was taking his job seriously she listens making her face visible she sticks her tongue out. He walks closer getting a picture over her. He pulls her up gripping her hair tight taking a picture of her arched back.

"Get on the bed for me" she turns around "kiss me first" he leans down kissing her slowly he pulls away. Picking her up sitting her on the bed. He takes up close pictures of his name on her tits and panties. She lays down spreading her legs he takes the picture then moves her panties to the side.

"Touch it" he says his voice almost breaks due to his excitement  "mmm you first"  she moans he sticks his fingers in her mouth taking pictures of her sucking on them then he slides them inside of her she gasps rubbing her clit while he fingers her.

This foreplay was on another level. "Don't cum this isn't about sex" she whines when he stops "move your hand" she slightly humps her hand he smiles "ima ruin it for you so might as well stop" it took all her strength but she moves her hand while pouting.

"You expecting me to last for twelve more outfits?" "At least six" "ughhhh" he takes his dick out placing it on top of her. "Mmmmm" he takes the pictures he grabs his phone "you trippin everything is too good not to record" okay she couldn't help but smile at that when he slides it in he pans to her face ... moaning

"I'm just trying to see how wet you are ... don't cum for me" "mmmm baby please just right now and then I can wait" "no... but hold the camera for me" she grabs the camera pointing down watching him stroke in and out of her she stares at his face in full concentrated mode. Her hand slides down to her breast squeezing softly and then rubs lower stoping at her clit he immediately pulled out. She shakes.

"I don't mean to whine on camera but baby I need to cum.... I need you to make me cum...I'm so wet" "zoom in" he completely ignores what she's saying he gets low kissing her pussy licking her and burying his face in it she moans loudly. "If you can hold my camera correctly you can cum" "like this?" She asked quickly he smiles "mhm just like that and don't drop it ... okay?" "Yes sir" he pulls her closer as she tries her hardest to keep the camera recording

"ughhhhh" "you taste so good baby ... pretty pussy" "fuckkkk meeeee" "you gon drown me bae?" She had started to pour out into his mouth before she even had her orgasm it's like she was squirting on a tiny level. When his fingers slide inside her she completed lost it releasing everywhere. "I'm cumming I'm cuming I'm cumming oh my gosh babyyyy" he lets her finish and then moves her panties back in place. He grabs the camera looking at her trying to catch her breath and how her legs were still shaking then he ended the video.

He sets the camera on a timer for five photos getting them kissing while he grinded on her not giving her what she wants. Her hands grabbed his face. "I might can do two ... I can't do six tonight I just need you so bad" "even after the head?" "Especially after ... mmmm please baby"  he pulls her smacking her ass "try for me .... Please" she grabs another one realizing it means a lot to him.

She puts on the new bra taking the other panties off. She smiled at the amount of cream in her panties he was taking her through it. She places the panties on her finger taking it out to him. "Look at how you got me" "I tasted and felt you ... I know how I got you,.. get changed" "hold them and think about why you won't fuck your everything ...your baby girl" he laughed smaking her ass again "you forgot my brat" she flips him off sliding the new bottoms on. "Okayyy come through floral this one is cuter" she says in the mirror and proceeded to walk out feeling better about her self "well damn you so fuckin sexy"

He repeats the process eight more times catching her walking out eating her pussy sticking his dick in her but not letting her come. So by the end of the eighth one she was completely done her cheeks were flustered he was hard and she wanted to feel all that. He kissed her slowly and she whined.

"No more I need you now!" "I was gonna record ... I don't have time to put up the tripod?" He asks because she was completely done. "No baby no I need you now" she grabs him sliding him inside of her. "You know what ... since you were such a good girl cum for me ... I know you close" he kissed her forehead. And then her lips slowly. The sound her body was making was unheard of. Her pussy was louder than her moans. "Tell daddy when you cuming for me" "nowwww" he smiled "right now?" "Yesss I —" "mmmmmmm" he began rubbing her clit as she releases damn near pushing him out she swears it lasted twenty minutes it was so intense it really was only a minute.

He kisses all over her face she feels like it brings her back to life. "I love you so much Jayson" "I love you too... you done?" "If I gotta be" she pouts he laughs moving his hips again "just cause I ask you something doesn't mean it's because it's what I want... I wanna go as long as I can... you gon let me" "yesssss" he pulls out kissing down her body again. "Mmmmmmmmmm baby.... Taste so good" he groaned deeply into her folds. 

"Oh fuckkkkk" her hips move against his lips "that's Right baby" "shit..." "hmmm?" Her eyes closed as she pushes his head away "Jay— I can—" "It's too much for you baby? You want me to stop?" "Come here" he kisses up her body and to her lips. She wraps her legs around his waist. "Hmmm?" "Lay down" he smiles

"I really wasn't done ... kissing you... so you gotta ride my face" he grabs her laying down and placing her on top of him. "Can I please you?" He grabs her placing her on his face "after I'm done" he pushes her onto his mouth moving her hips.

Her hands go over his head on the bed  staring in his eyes  "you really .... Shit" she gasps moaning "finish a sentence or shut the fuck up" he mumbled into her causing her to shake.

She closes her eyes bitting her lip. His fingers slide inside her and she immediately released all over his face and fingers. When he had enough he placed her on his waist. "Now what lil mama" "oh I can talk now?" Her breath was heavy He smirked "hurry up before I change my mind" he laughed licking his lips she rubbed herself up and down his dick teasing herself. "You're so hard" "have you seen You're self lately?" She smiled

"this morning..." "not good enough" he sits up "what do you me—" he picks her up taking her to the bathroom . He sits her down by the sink "Bend over" she listens because he is just exciting her at this point. He slides in and she moans "oooou" "put your leg up here" he immediately rubs her clit

"Mmmm babyyyy" "now look at yourself .... Look how beautiful you are" when she didn't look he pulled her hair gently pulling her head up "oh gosh you're so deep" "mhmmm you looking at yourself? This why I stay hard. You so beautiful and sexy and smart and I love you baby" "I love you toooo ... so much" he smiles again

"I'm so lucky ... to have you and be able to be inside you.... I want you to Cum for Me ... whenever your ready you don't even have to ask just do it" he was making her head swirl and she was truly speechless for the first time in a while with everything he said weather it was aggressive or sweet she loved it.

He pulls her head towards him kissing

her forehead. "Did you hear me baby" she tries to nod her head yes. "Let me hear you lil mama" all she could let out was a whimper. "Need me to stop? It still feel good right" he pauses his movements "no— please don't .... Stop" "you know what you feel like?" His hips start back up and she  cums all over him .... Is too many orgasms a thing? The girl was tired but it felt so good she didn't wanna stop.

"What do I feel like?" He smiled closing his eyes "like two people kissing in the rain and hugging in those soft ass movies you have me watch ... that you don't even like" she laughs slightly he pulls out turning her around and picking her up again taking her to the island in the closet "just showing you my expectations" he kisses her roughly squeezing her hips taking her breath away

"Be Fr you don't want that in real life" " what I want?" "You like me to be aggressive" She reaches down stroking him. "How do you know that?" He laughs kissing her again. "Cause I know by the way you react to me" he slides inside her she gasps. "You right" she smiles laughing slightly. "I'm always right"

*time skip*

It was around 4:20 when YN got a call from her boss. YN had never gotten in trouble at work and this conversation could possibly jeopardized her temporary move to Boston.

Liangelo had decided to terminate his contract and take his business else where. Her boss said it was due to a personal situation leaving YN to assume Melo asked him to stop doing business with her because they were officially done.

"Yes I understand... okay. Yes Ma'am I will reach out again to see if I can smooth things over and once again I apologize I didn't know of any personal  situation that has something to do with my business relationship to him" "YN at the very least see if he'll work with another employee" "yes ma'am I'll get right on it" "keep me updated talk to you later bye" "bye"

YN paces back and forth trying to breath but she was struggling to do so. How did she get written up when she wasn't even in the office.

She wanted to fight Melo cause she knows he started this. Jayson walks into the house confused because she was noticeably upset.

"What's wrong with you?" He kissed her forehead trying to hold her but she moves. "I can't be touch right now Bae I just ughhh" he sits down on the couch "come here and talk to me what's wrong"  he looked into her eyes and saw they were read and teared filled she was about to cry. She walked over to him sitting in his lap like a big baby.

"I wanna kill him" she mumbled in his neck her eyes was closed as he held her. She was really trying to calm down but kept shaking "woahhh baby what and who are you talking about" "I know we'd didn't wanna mention Melo anymore but I really wanna hurt him" "what's new what happened" "Ima curse him Tf out because now he's interfering with my job... like asking your brother to stop working with me because I'm not dealing with you anymore that's so petty and childish and I know that's what happened because why else would he randomly stop working with me"

Jayson remained quiet while she ranted trying to debate if he should speak up after she picks the phone up to call Melo Jayson snatches the phone

"That's not what happened" "huh?" "I doubt Melo told Gelo that um what really happened is .... I punched him" she gasps "Gelo!?" "No Melo" "I'm sorry what!?" "I punched him he was about to call you out of your name .. he was being disrespectful and before I even thought about it I had punched him" to his surprise she started laughing "you cannot be hitting people you got your child and career to think about ... however thank you for taking up for me bae... use your words next time"

"damn I should've told you sooner" "uh hell yeah that's one of the reasons I didn't want you to go in the first place. And maybe you would have if I told you I was working with Gelo"

"maybe we need to stop reacting for eachother or assuming how the other one is gone act and just tell the truth you didn't tell me you was working with Gelo cause you thought I would flip and I didn't say I punched him because of the same thing... just tell the whole truth" YN laughed

"you right ... I can't believe you said you hit your hand on something though like Nigga a face ... you hit it on a face" she cracked up laughing he shook his head "that shit is crazy" she sighs standing up and stops laughing

"but now I gotta go fix this... I might even have to fly out" "why? What would that solve?" "I mean seeing me in person might change people mind after all I didn't punch him and I think my boss will go a little easier on me if she sees how sincere I am and if I'm there working cause over the phone I was just so confused."

"So you're gonna miss my game?" "Not the one today but you were flying out in the afternoon anyway ... I'll go in the morning" "and come back when I do?" "Or before idk bae" "okay I'm sorry bae you shouldn't have to pay for what I did" "I know but stuff happens that's why you gotta think before you act no more hitting big boy" she laughed going up the stairs.

He was sad cause he had plans for her in Phoenix so he really needed her there. It was rare the team flies out and plays the same day but that's what happens when you have back to back games.

"Baby?" He says slightly raising  his voice. She looks down from the top of the stairs. "Yes?" "I'm sorry..." "I know it's no point in harping on it now tho you can change it" "true but I just needed you to know that... regardless of how all this goes. I love you and even though it was bad I was trying to protect you" "I know baby... and I have a feeling it'll just be a little conversation after all it's the first time I've ever got in trouble at work... it'll be fine. And if it's not it wasn't meant to be"