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I just find it so funny when people shit on Lin Manuel Miranda, then beg for him to come back after seeing movies trying to replicate his music style and miserably failing
#disney wish#moana 2#lin manuel miranda#am I bias already liking hamilton?#yes absolutely.#but this is off me seeing so many reviews for both movies now#and ppl commenting on how apparent it is that LMM is missing/people are trying to recreate his style#I think of that tweet where it went smth like he showed each song in moana to his kid#and if the kid wasn´t dancing/singing along to a song he´d scrap it#idk#oh and then the encanto craze with we don´t talk about bruno...
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Sorry but does Puerto Rico just like breed amazing songwriters? Like what is in those people’s genes
#epic the musical#hamilton#jorge rivera herrans#lin manuel miranda#yes this is about about both of them
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My dash is divided between people who absolutely adore the new Great Gatsby musical, and people who absolutely despise it.
And I’m just, kinda here
#I’ve got people who would kill for Jeremy Jordan (yes alchem this is about you) and people who seek to put his his head on a pike#Look at it this way#At least gatsby isn’t being played by Lin Manuel Miranda#(I love you Lin please don’t hit me with a car)#I actually haven’t listened to the musical aside from My Green Light and Roaring On which are#Okay#still debating if I should listen to it#If there’s no natsby then what’s the point?#keep fighting please it’s very entertaining#the great gatsby#tgg
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MM DID I HAVE A GOOD SLEEP WITH "MEANT TO BE YOURS" AS MY PILLOW BECAUSE GODDAMN WAS I SLEEPING ON IT
#FUCKING HEELLL#heathers#i suddenly remembered why it's like my... 2nd? favourite musical#(obvs cats is the first)(cats the musical they could never make me hate you)#meant to be yours#jd#watch jd x veronica become one of my few “straight” ships (watch the show and tell me anyone is straight there)#(it's basically bisexuals galore)#it shares the 2nd place with ride the cyclone and beeltejuice i think#hadestown is also there somewhere#as for hamilton? we do not talk about hamilton. my involvement in the crimes of lin manuel miranda shall not be discussed#also hi hello yes i do sometimes stumble and fall back into my musicals phase#I WASSSS MEANT TO BE YOUURSSS#FUCK
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fave lyrics from "helpless"?
ahahaha, i am only laughing because i already know what bonus i'm gonna give you with this one (& maybe you know it too...). let's go:
laughing at my sister cause she wants to form a harem/i'm just saying, if you really loved me you would share him! - it always makes me laugh i swear
i'm dying inside as you wine & dine, & i'm trying not to cry cause there's nothing that your mind can't do - i am actually convinced lin wrote this line about himself, come on
eliza, i don't have a dollar to my name (...) - this entire verse actually, but again, too lazy to type, i just looooove alexander's part & especially the last line: as long as i'm alive, eliza, swear to god you'll never feel so... (because of the way he sings it, it's doing things to my brain)
bonus 1: lin's notes from hamilbook:
bonus 2: HUAEEEEEEEEEE ok, so maybe some of you don't know that first version of helpless was actually called "this one's mine" & it's completely different than the final version, now, this demo exists, i'm gonna post it here so you can have a good laugh (wtf is this video):
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enjoy!
#i'm just gonna leave it here but i don't want anyone to say bad things about lin after this#it's funny yes it really is#you can laugh#i am laughing too#i don't want you to start hating on him tho#just behave guys#i trust you#& remember if you say anything negative about him i will find you#you can't hide#lmm#lin manuel miranda#hamilton#your sentences left me defenseless*
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Look, I know we all cringe at Lin’s rap verses now especially in Disney films- and while I hate the chokehold Disney has on “children’s culture” across the world, I can step out of that for a second and see how much the kids around me love Encanto, or pretending to be Moana as they attempt to hit the last note of “How Far I’ll Go” (improving and discovering their natural talent each time). Already, several kids have told me that “scuttlebutt” was their favorite part of the new Little Mermaid movie- and of course it is! It’s dumb and silly and yes of course it looks cringe to us now, but look! The kids are having fun.
#also not to mention-#rap is like SUPER in rn with young people!!#i mean sure in a way it always has been#but Lin I feel is taking the genre to a place that feels more accessible#yes you could argue if rap should be a genre that’s palatable and family-friendly#but with how many people enjoy the genre and with all of the violence usually associated with the genre#I do think it is nice to have some figures that take the genre in a unique direction while also being (somewhat) taken seriously#the little mermaid#lin manuel miranda#and think about all the video essays that are going to come out 30 years from now titled:#’the TRUTH about the man behind all your favorite disney songs’
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Exasperated fan once again asking an adaptation to just follow the fucking source material
#Yes this is about PJO#Is it that hard??#Like I get budget stuff but. You don't need to be doing all that in other places. Really#Get Lin-Manuel Miranda out of my face please#pjo#pjo tv series#pjo tv show#percy jackson and the olympians
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That's another one to add to the list of "pointless and expensive things Netflix chose to fund instead of Dead End Season 3"
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Me when I'm disarranged
#yes this is about a kitchen nightmares episode#yes the one with gordan ramsey#why is lin manuel miranda in this show??
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in a devastating turn of events, my sister, who (I thought!) knows me better than anyone in the world, has bought me a Hamilton tshirt because she “knows” I’m a “big fan”
#shocked and upset#like. YEAH I listened to the soundtrack back when everyone was obsessed with it#YES I know an absurd amount about Lin Manuel Miranda but that’s mainly due to the McElroys#but that’s IT#can’t believe she’s done this
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The reason I think the song bodes so well for Mufasa is that they got Scar and Mufasa right. I was talking with @doverstar about this and so some of these thoughts are her thoughts
Mufasa, as a character, is the kind of guy who turns everything into a lesson when we meet him as Simba’s father. Even though Simba is apparently his only son. That means he’s got a reflective, old soul when he’s still a just a relatively young King—to be ready to give great fatherly lessons. And obviously we know he got that from his own father.
So in the song, to have him be the kind of guy who goes “You see that tree? Those birds are watching the world unfold!” is perfect. He points out the tree and the birds and their place in the world, their unique perspective, like it’s an exciting thing, the kind of thing any little boy should be excited about—he points it out and starts to wax philosophical the same way other ten year-old boys would point out a superhero or cool animal to their friends.
An old soul, already gleaning lessons out of the world he’s growing up in, and likes talking about them. Like he’s a young dreamer with his head in the clouds. But when Taka sings “No one looks down on me,” Mufasa responds in this patient tone, “They look down on us, brother. Some things you chase but cannot hold.”
He’s not going to let Taka change his mind, even if (from my understanding) he’s relying on Taka as his only friend right now. He’s not insecure. That sounds like the kind of strong-willed kid who could grow up to be as powerful a character as Mufasa.
And then there’s Taka.
In The Lion King, we know Scar wants everything his own way. (That’s what makes him a great foil to Simba, “we’ll-do-it-all-my-way”)
And that’s in the song. “When I am King they will do as they’re told / Those are the laws for my brother cuz I say so /“ He’s entitled, he thinks life should be ordered according to what he says.
But I think the way more interesting part of his characterization in the song is when he sings, “No one looks down on me,” and he sings that right after Mufasa says, “where they (the birds) go can’t be controlled.” Controlled. A no-brainer response, for a songwriter, would be to have the future-villainous-usurper get his feathers ruffled. The low-hanging fruit would be to have Scar respond with something about how he can control the birds because he’s going to be King, the boss, the authority.
But Lin-Manuel Miranda did not go for the low-hanging fruit. He had Scar respond, instead, with something that almost feels off-topic: “No one looks down on me!”
But it’s NOT off-topic if you know who the character, Scar, really is. Scar is all about how he’s perceived by others.
He is insecure. His life is lived hoping that others will give him everything. The throne, the food, the power, yes—but more importantly, he wants them to give him respect, idolization, adoration, and admiration. He does not want to be looked down on. That’s what’s most important to him.
He’s the total opposite of Mufasa in that way, because Mufasa gives his life for others, while Scar hopes others will give him everything.
He doesn’t lash out at Sarabi until she mentions Mufasa—specifically, until she unfavorably compares him to Mufasa. It’s all about not wanting to be looked at as less-than. Instead, the very essence of Scar is selfish narcissism. He wants everyone to treat him like he’s the best there is, like he’s worth giving up everything for.
That’s why at the beginning of the song, he says “When I am king…my brother, you’ll always take my side.” Because he believes that he should be seen as the always-right wonder child. That’s what he wants. Even when he sounds protective of Mufasa, it’s protective by association with himself. It’s sweet, but if you listen, Taka is saying Mufasa’s whole status as his “brother” is dependent on Taka’s decree that that is what he is. So if someone denies that Mufasa is his brother, they’re defying Taka’s little princely will!
Meanwhile Mufasa is all about being a vessel of lesson-sharing and selflessness. So they really got the characters right, at least in that one song. I hope the whole rest of the movie will be like that too.
#scar#Taka#Mufasa#Mufasa 2024#Lin-Manuel Miranda#lebo m.#the lion king#songs#Disney#characterization#character meta#analysis#writing#storytelling#live action remake
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another thing I will never tire of thinking about is that despite anything anyone on the show says house is inarguably better at relationships than wilson is. his relationship with stacy is batshit crazy but it’s more sustainable than wilson and his wives because they actually know each other. house has all of her tells and she knows he’s insane. when he lets it slip that he stole her psych’s notes she’s appalled but not shocked. it’s a thing they move past, and crazy easily. Wilson’s wives don’t really know him and house knows them better as actual people than wilson does for all his disdain and not actually being the one in relationships with them. Wilson’s one other “friend” we see plays him into donating an organ. oh wait he does have one more other friend and it’s STACY. that’s it. house has regular poker nights with multiple people. when he’s cut off from wilson he’s not actually all alone as he believes he would be he develops other friendships (lucas, Lin Manuel Miranda). yes they’re not as deep but it’s still a stark contrast to wilson who’s never shown to find a house substitute. then we have house’s fellows who all have insane relationships with him crossing professional boundaries. it’s not colleagues it’s a family gathering and we don’t choose our family we’re just stuck with them except house chose all of them and he bred this environment. and Wilson is famously NOT followed by an army of obsessed minions at work he is hanging out with house’s obsessed minions because they’re house’s proxy. do you see what I’m getting at. Wilson’s social life might be rich or whatever but it is superficial with the exception of amber, cuddy (who loses to house), and a constant that is house. house might claim that he doesn’t care about people but he has a wide web of genuinely personal not surface-level relationships. but well in the end. they all lose to wilson too :)
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let him be a trophy husband!
series masterlist
isabella perez they've put it together.
logan sargeant no. they think it's reputation (daphne's version) not a new album.
isabella perez whatever logan. anyways. how are the grammys?
max jones-verstappen I'M BORED!
zoya torres i suspect he'll end up drunk by the end of the night. mae jones-verstappen to be fair, he was life this at the fia prize giving ceremony. daniel jones-ricciardo he always gets drunk at things like this.
pierre gasly why are you people on your phones? you are at the grammys put them away!
mae jones-verstappen commercial breaks exist you french fuck!
rowan todd forgive him, he's never been to one.
pierre gasly because you've never taken me with you. I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO GO TO THE EMMYS! BUT CHARLES DID?
charles leclerc that's because i know how to behave in public.
carlos sainz why are people on twitter acting like i got fired midseason?
isabella perez they're dramatic like that. you guys thought i was bad, the twitter girlies are worse.
oscar piastri to be fair, you cried over dropping a churro one time.
lando norris i don't like it here anymore.
bailey winters SOMEONE JUST ASKED HIM HOW MANY RACES HE WON!! HE WALKED AWAY EMBARRASSED! LOGAN'S LAUGHING AT HIM!
isabella perez watching lando get made fun of on live tv by trevor noah is hilarious.
lando norris this shit isn't funny isa!
arthur leclerc "here we have 3x world champion max jones-verstappen, 8x grand prix winner daniel jones-ricciardo, and teammate to rookie of the year, lando norris."
oscar piastri can i laugh?
lando norris I'M ENTERING MY REPUTATION ERA!
charles leclerc maybe win a race first
daphne jones-ricciardo can you people behave?
lewis hamilton don't bother daphne, there is no controlling them.
freya vettel lando no wins can't even escape being made fun of at the grammys
lando norris oh fuck off vettel
mick schumacher don't forget no rizz. it's a miracle bailey took him back
bailey winters it took a lot of convincing.
penelope trevino ZOYA! YOU LOOKED BEAUTIFUL ON THAT STAGE!
logan sargeant I AGREE! THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND! zoya torres aww thank you. nat helped pick out the dress. natalia ruiz THAT'S MY DAUGHTER!
lance stroll hey, does this mean charle is officially a grammy winner?
charles leclerc in my mind i have been since folklore lando norris first driver to win a grammy before a drivers championship charles leclerc at least i've won a race esteban ocon gagged him!
fernando alonso none of you know what the word decorum means.
daniel jones-ricciardo and you do? mr. i'm going to sniff flowers mid-interview
fernando alonso at least i can say that i've never commited crimes like seb. multi-21 anyone?
lance stroll THEY LITERALLY CALL YOU WAR CRIMINAL! sebastian vettel SPYGATE ANYONE? rhys jones HE'S A WAR CRIMINAL LIKE ME!!
rhys jones so, what'd i miss?
ollie bearman the hamilton x hamilton edits on tiktok isabella perez I LOVE THOSE!! logan sargeant HOW DO YOU NON=AMERICANS KNOW ABOUT HAMILTON? isabella perez i love musicals!
fernando alonso hamilton x hamilton? are they putting lewis on a boat with himself
lance stroll he means are they shipping lewis with himself? rhys jones NO! THE MUSICAL BY LIN MANUEL MIRANDA! fernando alonso who? lance stroll now he's just trolling.
rhys jones anyways, new album?
mae jones-verstappen yes, the dead poets society daphne jones-ricciardo THE TORTURED POETS SOCIETY! mae jones-verstappen YOU SHOULD'VE NAMED IT SOMETHING ELSE! rhys jones I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS BUT WHAT THE HECK DAPHNE! THE PEOPLE WILL BE CONFUSED!
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daphnejonesricciardo all's fair in love and poetry...new album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. OUT APRIL 19 🤍
📷: danieljonesricciardo
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isabellaperez mother ate with this one y'all!
landonorris i am ready to cry to this one.
baileywinters THE PEOPLE AREN'T READY!
redbullracing just in time for the chinese grand prix!!
danieljonesricciardo hey! i'm responsible for the cover art! i did that!
↳ daphnejonesricciardo yeah you did!
rhysjones geez daph, put some clothes on! as your little brother i don't need to see that!
rhysjones I'M KIDDING PLEASE DON'T CANCEL ME! I LOVE MY SISTER! I'M JUST A BABY!
↳ georgerussell so now you're a baby but when it comes to teasing lando you aren't a baby?
↳ rhysjones I CAN PICK MY BATTLES RUSSELL! THE DAPHNE GIRLS ARE WILD!
maejonesverstappen oh the people aren't ready for this.
charles_leclerc i definitely need a good cry album. this will help
↳ carlossainz55 i'll join you buddy!
maxjonesverstappen1 WOO! GO DAPHNE!
nataliaruiz WE WILL BE STREAMING!
lewishamilton it's going to be amazing daphne!
visacashapprb we will be streaming mrs. jones-ricciardo!
yukitsunoda0511 LET'S GO!! WOO!! GO DAPHNE!!
↳ daphnejonesricciardo thank you yuki! hope you like the new album!
↳ yukitsunoda0511 are you kidding me? i will adore it!
fernandoalo_oficial how many songs are about our whirlwind romance daphne? 🤣
↳ daphnejonesricciardo i plead the fifth! 😅
↳ danieljonesricciardo BACK OFF FROM MY WIFE FERNANDO!
↳ fernadoalo_oficial it's not my fault! blame the internet!
lilymhe YAY! I GET TO ANNOY ALEX WITH MORE SCREAM SINGING!
↳ alex_albon you could never annoy me
↳ lilymhe and we will be having a conversation about keeping this a secret from me mr.albon!
↳ alex_albon I WAS SWORN TO SECRECY!
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Streamily Signing with Jennifer Paz as Lapis Lazuli and Malachite
Jennifer Paz did a signing through Streamily for fans who bought a signed print. Here are just a few highlights of the stream.
She remembers dressing up as "Bob" for a charity purpose.
She does some line reads that Lapis had in the show.
Lapis was not Jen's first voice over work. She did The Angry Beavers back in the 90s. She's done a lot of ADR work for films. However, Lapis was her first recurring character.
Regarding a fusion between Peridot and Lapis, she didn't think much about that, but she thinks they could work together at a nursery in the barn and being a therapist.
She points out that she can't draw "worth shite" when a fan wanted her to draw on the print, so she just wrote her favorite quote ("I just wanna go home").
Responding to "can you do impressions of other Steven Universe character," she did some callbacks from "The New Crystal Gems," doing "the Garnet" and an Amethyst impression.
In response to someone asking if she auditioned for the role of Amethyst, yes she did audition for Amethyst and recorded the pilot episode for it. They just decided she wasn't the right voice for it. She loves Michaela's take on the character.
She loved the Mary Poppins rendition by Lin Manuel Miranda.
She comments that Steven Universe helped her with her mental health.
She thinks Lapis and Peridot were great as an Odd Couple type.
Her plans for the holidays include in-laws coming in next week and her kid gets to hang out with his grandparents. She loves her in-laws who are coming in from Philly. They love to drink and she's not a drinker.
Can Lapis waterbend people's tears? Yes, Jen thinks she can. Ask Rebecca, though. She could've done something to Blue Diamond with that. Jen loves that Lapis said "I've felt worse."
Jen quotes when Lapis said "No" to "Lapis, fly us in!" She loves that Lapis is a "waterbender" but her humor was so dry. She's getting over being traumatized and just wants others to do their stuff.
She gives some advice for handling adulthood: the only way out of difficult things is through it. If you avoid difficulties they will come back somehow.
She thinks Lapis would enjoy flying a kite.
Wouldn't it be funny if Lapis became Bob the Coach and started a Little League? Maybe she'd say "There's no crying in baseball."
Her favorite character from Steven Universe was Greg.
Lapis did a lot of sleeping and reading to recover from her trauma.
Jen's favorite colors are blue and magenta.
Jen used to not know what "ship" meant in a relationship context and had to find out on Urban Dictionary. She has a Gen Alpha kid now and there are phrases she is forbidden from saying them.
One of her favorite lines from "Hit the Diamond" was "This plan sucks."
Her favorite ship was probably Stevonnie.
She thinks if Steven and Lapis fused it'd be because they were playing catch or hanging out--it would be accidental while playing a sports game.
Someone started a goth band called Cult of Lazuli because of Steven Universe and Lapis. Jen loves this!
She can't commit to saying a favorite song. She agrees that Lapis would secretly listen to Taylor Swift.
She would love Steven Universe to come back but she doesn't know if it will. She'll just say yes, in her opinion it will come back.
Her opinion is that Lapis's water powers are somehow related to Blue Diamond's.
She made a joke about how Cult of Lazuli rocks "because we're rocks."
While signing a Malachite print, she said some stuff toxic relationships and how incredible it was that Lapis dragged Jasper into the sea--but for what? She hopes those who have been in toxic relationships are okay now.
She could not sing in Brazilian Portuguese in response to a request, but she took out a shaker and sang some of "That Distant Shore" in English. She thinks it might be fun to learn it in Brazilian Portuguese and loves the singer who did the voice for the Brazilian dub.
She would love if someone could do fanart of Lapis singing "Home" from The Wiz, or "Home" from Beauty and the Beast--all the music about home should be a Lapis playlist.
She answered what kind of car would Lapis have? She would have an electric car, because as a reformed terraformer, she cares about the Earth now. The car would be a VinFast, "because uh, just because." ;)
She was at one time bald due to alopecia during one of the cons that she had met one of the fans at. She remembers L.A. Comic Con. She was wearing a wig that she referred to "a bob wig." (A "Bob" wig? Heehee!) She found it itchy. She asked Kimberly Brooks and Michaela Dietz if they could tell she was wearing a wig. She was stressed out and ended up recovering through the use of addressing vitamin deficiency. She sends a message of support to anyone struggling with alopecia.
She signs some prints with "I'd love to see your color shining through," "Maybe I'm not alone," and "I just wanna go home."
She shared that her mom's name is Aurora (which was somewhat similar to one of the fans getting a print).
She shares that she loves the Muppets and her favorite characters are "the two curmudgeons in the box seats."
She said "Bob" is a favorite for her and she has a few new items in the shop. Some orders were not made in time to get into this signing, so she wants to schedule another one.
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FUCK MARRY KILL -
[ot7 x reader]
GOLDEN OUT SOON
8 participants - 8 online
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jin: just googled what champagne confetti means and wtf????
jimin: the fact that you had to google that 💀
namjoon: it’s been how long since the song came out?
y/n: wow jin ur really old as hell
💀💀💀💀💀
jin: IM NOT
hobi: bro had to google champagne confetti 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
jin: A LOT of people don’t know what that means
tae: a lot of old people 💀💀💀
jin: can you stop with the skulls
jimin: 💀💀💀💀
jin: i bet jungkook doesn’t even know what that means
jk: i do
why would i say it if i didn’t know it stupid
hobi: jungkook just called u stupid 💀
jin: bye
y/n: i’m turning evil
hobi: yesss feminism 💞💞
jin: how?
y/n: i just am
stay out of women’s business
jk: no guys it’s true she didn’t make me breakfast today 😰😰😰😰😰
yoongi: are you 5? why does she make u breakfast
jk: love
you wouldn’t get it
tae: i love an evil woman
they get me going
if you know what i mean
wink wink
y/n tell them what me you and namjoon did yesterday lol
namjoon: shut up
y/n: if you keep talking i’m going to block
you
tae: baby 💔
she doesn’t mean that guys
jimin: what did you guys do?
y/n: nothing important
hobi: i’ve decided that enhypen are my biggest enemies in life
I HATE THEM
jk: i love jikjin ❤️
namjoon: that was treasure
jk: no
namjoon: ok
jimin: what did enhypen do to you
hobi: exist
i’m not fucking with them
the vibes are off
and there are too many australians
y/n: isn’t it jake the only australian one?
yoongi: why do you know his name
y/n: because i’m nice and remember people’s names
hobi: i’ll literally kill jake like wdym oh naur??? like only i can say that
fucking bitch
UGH
i hate him
jimin: wow ok
namjoon: hoseok be the bigger person here they are kids
hobi: i’m skinny
bigger person?? absolutely not!
jimin: he kinda real for that idk
y/n: LMAO
jin: i’m saying fuck enhypen AND newjeans
hobi: literally
y/n: haters
jimin: NO FUCK NEWJEANS FOR REAL HAD ME DANCING TO ETA
LIKE I’M A MAN
jin: ha
jimin: what’s funny?
jin: 😚
jimin: i literally agreed with you idk why ur trying to fight me rn
jin: i didn’t even say anything
jimin: you didn’t have to
namjoon: ok both of you stop
jk: what if i was a giant meatball
yoongi: that’s nasty
tae: no cuz i get it
are you the meatball or is the meatball you
if you know what i mean
jk: i know
tae: no bro
we know
yoongi: ur sick
both of you are extremely sick
hobi: wish enhypen was sick
with the plague or something
y/n: that’s not nice :(
hobi: i would say i’m sorry
but i’m not
and i don’t lie
i just don’t
jk: guys can we cook rocks
y/n: no
jk: why not
y/n: they are rocks
jk: ok but have you tried
y/n: shut up
jk: yes
hobi: i could so play alexander hamilton
jimin: isn’t that the guy who drives the fast car?
jk: the fast and furious man?
tae: vin diesel????
yoongi: lewis hamilton you fucking idiots
hobi: i’m talking about the founding father
jk: what did ur father find???
namjoon: isn’t that an american thing?
jimin: finding fathers?
y/n: i can find mine
jin: so can i
and last time i’m checked i’m not american
tae: does america think koreans are fatherless?
yoongi: you act like u are don’t blame them tbh
hobi: no guys don’t you know the musical??
jin: about fatherless koreans?
jk: or the car man?
i thought that was a normal movie
did i miss the singing part???
y/n: omg didn’t jimin do a song for fast and furious??
jimin: OMG I DID
namjoon: wait i’m confused
hobi: lin-manuel miranda???
tae: wtf is that
jin: a sauce?
y/n: is that not the lip bite guy
hobi: YES
yoongi: give up hoseok
hobi: i have faith in them
yoongi: don’t
hobi: ur right…
jimin: anyways
tae: thinking hard rn
namjoon: i’m impressed
tae: thank you its the first time i’ve ever done this
i’m fucking with it lowkey
yoongi: go away
tae: can someone ask me what i’m thinking about
jimin: no
tae: since you asked i’ve got a really important question
jk: i’ll answer
tae: no you won’t
hobi: y/n do you want cookies?
y/n: PLEASE
jin: can i have some
hobi: no
jin: :/
tae: y/n
y/n: what
jk: 😍
tae: fuck marry kill
like out of us
rn
this shouldn’t be hard
y/n: ur right it’s not
fuck jin marry hobi kill jimin
tae: just fell to my knees
jimin: kinkyyyy
hobi: 🥺
jin: real!!!!!!!
jk: wait what
yoongi: lol
tae: clutching my chest
namjoon: would you all get a grip
tae: i have a grip on my heart
i’m having a heart attack
ohmygod
it’s fading to black
help me
beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeppp
(i’m dead)
yoongi: thank god
jk: y/n you can kill me yk?
won’t even be mad i swear
like fr
as long as ur thinking of me ha
idm!!!
y/n: but i picked jimin to kill
jk: oh lmao yeah!
you picked jimin
silly me lol
yeah
ur right lol
ha
jimin
yeah
jin: you wanna fuck rn lol?
yoongi: shut up
jin: ur mad
yoongi: i’m not
it’s just a stupid game 😂
jin: EWWW YOONGI JUST USED “😂”
i could throw up
someone kick him
jimin: when you kill me can you do it by strangling me
i feel like that would be the best way to go
namjoon: gross?
hobi: i think we should have a spring wedding that would be SAURRRR cute
y/n: NAURRRR ur so right
jk: ha ha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
jimin: wow he’s insane
jk: i could die better than you
i would die instantly
i wouldn’t fight back
i wouldn’t struggle
i would just die
jimin: the struggling is the best part
namjoon: stop
yoongi: fucking freaks
tae: she’s in love with me i know it
y/n: did you not just have a heart attack?
tae: can you kiss me like yesterday
y/n: absolutely not!
tae: wow u want me so fucking bad
jin: yesterday?
jimin: let’s a have threesome
hobi: bro can’t count
jimin: no
i just don’t vibe with jin fr
jin: ur such a hater it’s crazy this is why she’s killing you
and fucking ME
jk: LOL
LOOOOOOOOOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLL
y/n: guys can we talk about rn gojo pls I’m feeling sentimental
namjoon: who is that?
y/n: sighs looks out window
yoongi: don’t let her start
y/n: gojo was a hero to many a enemy to some a teacher to a few but to me
to me gojo was everything
jin: already don’t care can you come over lol
y/n: you want an in person gojo explanation???
jin: if that is what people are calling head now absolutely!!!!!!!!!!!!
y/n: jin i could cry
i’ll be there 😭🙏🏽
tae: me and joon are here
well like more me than joon but he can come if you want
i’m here babe
pls
don’t go to jin
jimin: wtf are you talking about 💀
jk: she didn’t even kill me guys
wow
like
wow
she didn’t even kill me….
hobi: she married me
jimin: ur clearly not on her mind bro
jk: no ur right
why would i even be on her mind anyways
i’m just a stupid idiot that no one loves
or wants to kill
y/n: get a grip
jk: grip gotten
yoongi: ur all dumb as hell
y/n: don’t be mad i didn’t pick you
yoongi: i’m not
jimin: iM nOt
yoongi: she literally killed you stfu
jimin: so?? at least i was on her mind
jk: WHY DIDNT YOU PICK ME OHMYGODDDDDIDJDJJDJJz nxbsjsh
tae: ok but be fr did you forget how to spell my name y/n be honest
tae: my name is tae
y/n: i know!
jk: i thought it was taehyung?
tae: CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP RN WE HAVE BIGGER ISSUES
jk: i’m sorry ur right
no one loves me
hit me in the head with a shovel
tae: ok LOOOOLLL but out of the remaining people who would you fuck?
y/n: joonie 🙏🏽
yoongi: u think ur so funny
y/n: ?
sorry for speaking my truth
jin: literally
tae: NAMJOON FR????
AFTER ALL I DID
and you pick the man that basically sat behind you the whole time
jin: wait
namjoon: taehyung
tae: WHATEVER
jin: waittttttttttttttttttttt
y/n: let’s not wait actually
jk: y/n are you sure you don’t want to kill me
jimin: shut the hell up
tae: AHHHHHHHZHSHSHSUDUDH
UGHHHHSYSZHSSBDBDN
YOU WANT ME
i hate life
you want me so bad
i know it
FUCK YOU
tae left “GOLDEN OUT SOON”
yoongi: wtf
jimin: wow
hobi: didn’t know it was that srs
jin: i have a theory
namjoon: you don’t
jin: no i definitely do
y/n: shut the fuck up
jin: wow u guys are nasty
yoongi: ????
jk: y/n did you change ur mind?
jimin kicked jk from “ GOLDEN OUT SOON”
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I can't even form coherent thoughts or complete sentences about Swifties bashing Lin-Manuel Miranda on Twitter. What part of Taylor Swift sent (SENT) him the album do those racist f*cks not understand? I am now fully convinced she is a fan of him and has been since the 2010s, and THAT.IS O.KAY. I'm not going to waste my time writing out why I love him because this would then become an essay with a minimum of five paragraphs. Most Tumblr users seem to be excited about the possibility of them doing a collaboration together, and that makes me happy. Let's normalize two things here:
Musicians being a fan of each other.
Musicians, let alone celebrities, being a fan of Lin-Manuel Miranda.
I feel like I have more to say, but I'll end my message here. Thank you for reading my TED Talk.
twitter swifties are much worse than tumblrinas tbh... that's why i'm here where it's not THAT bad. but i also like lurking in the shadows from time to time, so i usually know what's happening on twitter. i always regret it after.
she never even mentioned him before, i think, but let's not forget about their collaboration from 2009... i don't even know if swifties are aware that this happened. but yeah, i agree, she is probably also a fan of his work.
now i actually started thinking, dear anon, i don't know if you've heard about it but taylor is also working on her own movie... & i am thinking thoughts.
#if that's a musical & lin is involved... god help me#idk this is just one of my crazy theories but i hope i'm wrong about that#don't get me wrong i am really happy about their possible collaboration#but i want a song#nothing else#& i don't wanna hear a single complaint from swifties if this ever happens#also yes this fandom is racist as fuck that is confirmed#lin manuel miranda#lmm#ts#i saved every letter you wrote me*
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