#yes this is about elon musk

[junkyardescape]

Cis people getting upset about the word cis gives me so much life

It's like acoustic guitars being pissy about the word "acoustic" being added when electric guitars came out like ???

[spideyachilles]

how yall sound right now btw

[bratthewurst]

23 😈

say 3 things about someone you hate

Looks like a rat who got wrinkly and got botox

Bad at naming his kids

Good at buying companies and IP then claiming it was his idea to start

[phantominzie]

EVERYONE.

DONT FORGET TO LOOK UP #cutewinterboots ON TIKTOK! THERE'LL BE SOME BIG BITS OF ICE ON THE ROADS FOR QUITE SOME TIME, SO BE SURE TO INVEST IN SOME CUTE WINTER BOOTS.

That is all, y'all have a good one and stay safe during all this ICE!

edit: fascists, racists, nazi's, homophobe/transphobes, and trump dick riders can politely fuck off on this post. I'm tired of dealing with y'all, stop trying to be edgy in the comments of this post, I will just block you so piss off.

[cartoonscientist]

Techno Mechanicus is not a name you thrust upon a child, it is a name they must claim for themselves at 23 when they begin to identify as a robot and experiment with synth music for mental health purposes

[nambawan-zonvip]

i'm not making an account for another T sites

[doctor-vertigo]

I REALLY LIKE THIS GUY

Very underrated AI imo, lab rats was like. Slightly above mid imo. But Eddy was like the shining beacon of light, he was THE reason I tuned in to watch it. What’s not to love, he’s rude, he’s petty, he’s clingy, he’s funny, he’s bisexual, and he wants to ruin your life for fun <3

Couldn’t find anywhere to put this but I love the face he makes in this scene it’s my absolute favorite

Absolute bastard energy

[susiephone]

fun fact! no one, no matter what they've done, "deserves" to be abused. abuse by definition cannot be earned. someone can be shitty and still be an abuse victim, and the person abusing them is doing it for reasons entirely separate from the victim's moral character.

[to-know-how-it-ends]

hey y’all why we not speaking out about kanye

[threefuckencrowsinaleatherjacket]

Hope this helps ❤️

[fakeoldmanfucker]

Yes the fight is funny, yes my ideal outcome is Mark sends Elon into a coma and then loses all his money via lawsuits or prison or whatever, but listen. This is Not an excuse to make lizard, robot, etc jokes about Mark. He's Jewish. These jokes are anti-semetic and dehumanizing. They would be bad anyway, and they are bad, but especially because the other player in this is Elon Musk, noted antisemite, transphobe, didn't pay Twitter's bills for the whole time he was CEO, all around horrible human being. Joke about it all you want, but don't fall into the trap that Elon wants you to fall into.

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Had to make a newspaper front page for a class.

Naturally, I had to parody the Onion.

*the typo is on purpose btw

[will-pilled]

So we're all thinking about Elon Musk doing the Nazi Salute at Donald Trump's inauguration right??

[penistownamerica]

My dicks so huge it drags on the ground while I walk. It's actually kinda a nuisance yeah. Yeah it keeps gettin scraped by the gravel on my hometowns dirt roads. Yeah it's kinda annoying. Yeah it really sucks having to disinfect my massive schlong every time I come home from a walk. Yeah it doesn't fit in normal pants. Yeah my girlfriend can unhinge her jaw like a cobra so she does that when giving me neck. Yeah I have to wear abnormal pants. No it isn't fashionable. Yeah it gets really cold sometimes. No you cant warm it up its longer than you are tall. It's also not wide at all its the girth of a normal schlong. Yeah it's like a garden hose. Yeah sometimes I wear it like a scarf. Yeah sorry I can't show you it's just too long I'd have to roll it up like a extension cord to show you the full thing. Yeah no it just keeps growing. Im like Rapunzel if she had a massive schlong.

[bckalleycat]

trump wants to conquer canada and greenland but we haven't even amended the flag to include puerto rico

[stoner-with-a-boner]

usa is like a small annoying brat in recess.

*in a preschool teacher voice* listen, usa, what you did was very bad. now we'll have to take your toys away and in the corner you go. yes you have to learn.

and it throws a tantrum and becomes inconsolable and oop we have to call the parent.