#yes this is a self-callout

[casualvoidgoopfreak]

Vampire the Masquerade clans are the better version of hogwarts houses in that

1: they aren’t made by a transphobic billionaire

2: there’s way more of them to choose from and

3: they are primarily determined by your most evil traits rather than generically good things like, “courage” or “intelligence” or “ambition”

“I’m a toreador because I’m a vain bitch who gets fixated on things and people before getting bored and moving on to my next fascination. Also unless I’m surrounded by pretty things I’m unhappy”

“I’m a lasombra because I’m a controlling asshat who needs to be in charge of every situation and turns everything into a competition. Also I have self image problems”

“I’m a tzimisce because im overly covetous and lash out at people way out of proportion. I’m probably also trans”

I rest my case.

[leavemebetosleep]

you can always tell when a fluttercord shipper is a monster fucker bc they draw them like this. (tiny, cartoony Fluttershy vs large, detailed Discord). I say this with love and adoration

[apocalyptic-dancehall]

+ get really good at drawing cyclopes

- that's all you draw now because you got used to it

[alexpression]

Gays really love running away instead of being vulnerable with each other, huh?

[wolfythewitch]

phils job is the internet and then people are shocked when he knows about things on the internet. Sent during the coffee shop au discussions

Philza fans when he perceives the aus they've been publicly posting online for him to see

[anxiouscowboy]

If seasonal depression is kicking your ass, just remember that your blorbo also suffered from extreme mental and physical unwellness for like the entirety of their story and came out of it ten times hotter.

[hyah-lian]

General reminder to other scrunched up sitters like me. Please do try and sit with your legs out and stretch your hamstrings once in a while if you can.

Maybe now even if you are able and have time

Brought to you by the startling realization I couldn't sit up at a 90° angle again without my legs screaming

And a few nights of wondering what I did to get sore legs turns out I just hadn't stretched

[the-gentle-art-to-going-insane]

In honor of the global event (ao3 being down) we (writers) should all celebrate by WRITING THAT FUKKING NOVEL

[milogoestogreendale]

do you really ship trobed or do you just like the idea of someone who completes you when you feel like you’re not enough, who sees the parts of you that most people have deemed annoying and immature as endearing, listening and partaking in your interests not to get something from you but because they’re genuinely invested in you as a person?

[bearphase]

Need more male hairs to be just a little bit balding/thinning/receding. Not to the point where your friends sit you down and tell you that you should shave it, just the amount that makes you worry that they will.

[scalpel-mom-mori]

fascinating phenomenon i have observed is people suddenly liking books again after finding an interest in something based in literature (BSD, Limbus) and beginning to delve into the classics with a critical eye and mind for the thing they love

[sapphuric-acid]

Guy who's covertly depressed: I mean I don't want to die anymore so I can't be depressed. The reason why I can't sleep is because it's a side effects of my antidepressants. The reason why I feel miserable when I walk into work is because it's a toxic work environment. My memory is because of my internet addiction. My poor focus during schoolwork is also internet addiction but also burnout. My slowness at work is because I'm not awake in the morning and have forgotten how to deal with night shift. Yes I'm automatically terrified of what people think of me when I'm in public and I have this nagging feeling that everyone who loves me is going to leave me because they'll eventually realize they don't want me anymore but that's just something I'll have to battle personally for the rest of my life.

[snoopys-tea]

chris sturniolo is for the girls who are afraid to grow up, the girls who ‘act now, think never’, and the girls who are always first to break the ice even if they don’t want to

[weepingchoir]

Really funny how listening to unpleasant dissonant scream-filled music makes you more judgmental about other people’s taste instead of less

[strebcrarchivess]

The more things change the more they stay the same 😭😭😭

[koheletgirl]

rgirls are so delusional this is the opposite of how you're supposed to react