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Team Dragonborn: *walking down a road near the river in Whiterun*
Lucien: You know, Dwarven Oil is known to have some very good regenerative properties to magicka if you ever decide to make some Magicka potions of your own. We can try to see if we can find any the next time we're in a dwarven ruin.
Morana: That would be nice. There are alot of spellswords among us now, I could distribute them to you and the others.
Lucien: Oh, how generous!
Inigo: *squinting at the words and drawings in the sign language book Lucien gave him* Lucien, I do not think these gestures are accurate to what Morana is saying.
Lucien: How is that?
Inigo: The book says she just called you a very rude word.
Morana: *shakes her head* I didn't.
Lucien: Oh dear.. That was the only book on Imperial Sign Language I could find in the Arcanaeum. I'll have to tell Urag it's incorrect... *blinks, remembering how frightening the Orc is* ... Ahaa.. or, uh. Someone else can tell him.
Taliesin: That 'library' is a joke. Half of the books there are ones you could find in an average general goods store, and the other half is just pure nonsense. Only very rarely do we actually find anything of use.
Kaidan: And that's only after we get the book back from whatever dungeon it's ended up in.
Xelzaz: I'm of a mind to agree.
Lucien: It's... Certainly different compared to the libraries in the Imperial City.
Morana: Urag is very nice. He's patient when we can't find anything we need and have to ask for more... *her hands slow to a stop, her gaze fixed on the river*
Xelzaz: Hm? Is something wrong, Morana?
Morana: *suddenly bolts away from the group, ditching her satchel and notebook and using a wind spell to jump halfway across the river and catch something in her hands midair, plunging into the water shortly after*
Kaidan: MORANA?!
Taliesin: What the hell is she doing?!
Xelzaz: *runs after her, wading into the water and going under to see where she went*
Morana: *tilts her head, spotting Xelzaz in the water. Her hands stay clutched around whatever she was holding as she attempts to swim back to shallow water*
Xelzaz: Oh, for the love of.. *swims forward and grabs the back of her armor, pulling her back to shore and emerging from underwater* What in the world were you thinking?!
Morana: *her hood and mask comes undone as she pops her head out of the water, revealing a bright smile.* Xelzaz, look! *holds out her hand and reveals a blue dartwing dragonfly, now dead* I haven't been able to find any in ages! We can make more Fear poisons now!
Xelzaz: Surely there were more ingredients with Fear properties available to you?! And stop using your voice, you're still healing from the last time!
Morana: *pouts, finding her satchel on the shore and putting the dragonfly in it for later* I have Namira's Rot, but we haven't encountered a Daedra for Daedra Hearts in weeks and Powdered Mammoth Tusk is hard to come by. And I'm horrible at fishing, I can't get Cryodilic Spadetails.
Inigo: My friend, your mask has fallen off.
Morana: Ah! *looks around, trying to feel through the water for it*
Xelzaz: I'll find it, you go back to the others and dry off before you catch a cold.
Morana: Thank you, Xel.
Xelzaz: Yes, yes, don't mention it.
Lucien: Oh goodness, you're completely soaked. All for one dragonfly?
Morana: I'm gonna go get the rest of them once they come back. I was excited and scared more off.
Inigo: Hehe, that was very funny to watch. I was tempted to jump in with you.
Lucien: And what on earth are you two doing?
Kaidan and Taliesin: *kneeling on the ground clutching their chests, overwhelmed by the sight of Morana's smile*
Kaidan: Fuck, that was so cute.
Taliesin: What can I do to see that again?
Morana: *tilts her head, a confused expression on her face. She snorts, breaking out into quiet giggles, lifting a hand up to try and hide her smile* You guys are silly.
Inigo: *staring at Kaidan and Taliesin, now laying on the ground with red faces* My friend, I think you are going to kill them at this rate.
#yes this is a regular occurence#Morana will just dart off from the group and come back with some random ingredient she saw#skyrim#tes#the elder scrolls#modded skyrim#dragonborn#ldb oc#skyrim oc#kaidan skyrim#lucien flavius#inigo skyrim#xelzaz skyrim#taliesin skyrim#Morana oc
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why is one cat (W) sitting on my other cat (T) who was just peacefully sitting in the cat tree sleeping and SHE (W) is the one growling
like darling you're heavy as shit stop sitting on your friend
#cats#why#I removed her to my bed#yes this is a regular occurence#she WILL start fights with him and get mad#baby girl why
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quick note - this blog is gonna be sparse again for at least this week. trying new medications and tbh initial side effects are not super pleasant + actual effects build up. as a result: currently as if unmedicated for mental health, with anxiety+ side effect, extra fatigue, dizziness, and fatigue. it's uh, sure something.
totally recognize that most of y'all know we're absent at times due to health things, just wanted to give a heads up that this one is at least anticipated.
#fun fact sometimes condensing meds just means poorer treatment of some conditions#this is a re-expansion + new thing#so that instead of poorly treating my mental health and using an unusually high dose SNRI for another (physical) condition#i will hopefully both be in less pain AND not depressed af AND also have an appetite again#i doubt i will be lucky and not have a fucked stomach due to meds but one can hope that an appetite will allow me to eat foods that upset#my stomach a lot less#my health is forever a massive balancing act#every time a medical thing is like 'so what meds do u take' i'm like here i wrote it down for u#and they're like 'oh. ooookay. let me just...' *five minutes of typing and clicking later*#'so! what did you come in for again? uhuh. you said you experience pain daily? with your chronic pain thing? hm. have you tried yoga?'#/gen#like. straight up every time i say 'i am in pain all the time due to fibromyalgia' they are like 'ooh studies say regular exercise helps'#and like. theoretically yes! but also. i would be lying if i said the fibromyalgia studies i've skimmed don't set off general 'bad science'#alarm bells in my brain#like... cool you performed a fibromyalgia study with... all male lab rats? mhmm? so are you aware fibromyalgia appears to occur#overwhelmingly in women? like. data seems to suggest between 70-85%?#(not that the data can't still indicate things but it certainly makes male rats a poor choice of model for tests on it)#also just... idk i've looked at some metaanalysis and been like 'okay cool theory and for all i know about human bio or bio in general that#sounds more or less correct BUT. you never discussed that one study on this subject that did NOT support your conclusion.#and that's 1) interesting when it was the most diverse group of subjects and the exceptions often teach just as much as the 'rule'#2) just shitty science. tell me how your theory is still credible when some evidence doesn't fit the model.#like... 'given that all other studies were primarily conducted on white american women in their 30s to 40s it is possible that this model#only explains (the early effects of fibro since that's a typical onset period) / (a possible genetic link primarily found in white women) /#(a possible sign of bias in diagnosis that demonstrates the possibility that there are different causes) / combinations of all of those#like... idk a paper that just throws out things that don't support it is a pretty big red flag#it doesn't mean the conclusion is entirely incorrect but it is often important to understand the context in which it applies#like... it's very easy to jump to an incorrect conclusion if you used something in the wrong context#ie: thumbs up is a good job / positive thing in a lot of western civilizations. teenage kee once went to china and discovered it to be#neutral to offensive in many areas outside of major tourist locations that were used to it#anyways i gotta sleep
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sleeves!
#note to self: do not become a hand model#just getting this picture was an adventure#project notes: yes I finished the second sleeve at work#I am now working on the hem and it may be a game of yarn chicken#I need about three inches more that I'll probably get with a ribbed hem#alternately I COULD add a few more regular rows before I dive into the ribbing#I may do that and that'll earn me about an inch#and then if I have enough yarn left I want to work a narrow strip of ribbing up the sides so I can add some button holes#I don't have buttons yet...#finally I gotta tidy up the neckline but that'll be included with the sides#I'm not currently a fan of how this drapes but I'm hoping a hem will help that#and then I can start a new project!#also it literally JUST occurred to me that I should have turned the sleeves inside out to seam them....#crochet#mine
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im gonna fucking explode dude how do you write compelling monster species bullshit
#dry heaving rn every time i wanna try figuring this out#yes this is for lucius' story#yes this is because of an old story i made years ago that im still clinging to with my dear life#i cant decide if it would be more interesting if these fuckers were like#man made or naturally occuring#cuz if theyre man made they can build up for some sick confrontation n stuff and i can write more about how lucius' involvement#dw hes not the big bad or anything he just stuck his nose places he shouldnt have#hence the accident#anyway the problem there is it would become really convoluted really quickly if im not carefully#and im not usually carefully#i like to throw things against walls and hoping it would stick#then refining what stuck#so#yeaj#if they were naturally occurring it would be an easy out but the big problem comes up: the biology of everything else in this world#bro im already suffering in my current biology class i cant handle making up fictional and theoretical adaptations of regular animals to#explain how theyre still alive despite the monsters of the world#“oh but vinnie! you can make the monsters only target humans!”#we dont give humans enough credit for how smart we are#we would probably quickly adapt to smth like that#if they would adapt and evolve just as quickly then that would be concerning but it may get too convoluted#again#secret third thing: base them on folk lore and make them into evolved versions of them#a little easier to figure stuff out cuz theres already writings about them#however id still have the same problem as if they were just naturally occuring#i might be thinking about this all too much#but this is just how i am with world building#i want everything to make sense and have a reason and to be as#“realistic”#ig
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Ppl: you don't seem autistic
Me, who has a highly specific every month routine revolving around 1 particular movie:
#i have a meter in my brain that measures CCA levels. when it gets low the routine kicks in automatically#this occurs every 3-5 weeks like clockwork ever since i first watched it#and my specific routine is this: go out for smoke or eat an edible ahead of time#make a comfort food of sorts it has to be a Safe Food i did it once with regular food and it just felt Wrong#get a massive helping of said food we eat like kings when we watch CCA#sit down and press play#proceed to eat lots of scrumptious food and watch the best movie ever#then afterwards#once the movie is done and yes we sit through the entirety of beyond the time#then go sit on the porch (yes it has to be the porch not the deck)#and have a smoke and think about the movie#and usually end up tweeting or blogging about it also#its so funny to me that i do this but i cannot seem to stop and its great entertainment so i will keep doing it
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“do you want to watch something” but no series or movie has already chosen = cry for help
#who else out here is having a Regular and Uneventful day full of Satisfactory occurances#if you have a friend asking to watch or play something with you try saying yes#it might brighten up their spirits. just a guess here
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To the group (Cuddlepiles):
Here are some characters that I think match you guys.
Alice:
Alice in Wonderland 1951
I mean... It's obvious.
Victor:
Victor Frankenstein from Frankenweenie
I mean... He's basically you but younger. And from a different timeline...
Smiler: (I honestly don't know what you look like but....... I just think of this when I think of you)
The Joker from Lego Batman Movie.
Cuddlepile
Alice: [laughs] It is very obvious, isn't it? But I don't mind the comparison -- I'm just glad her Wonderland is nicer than mine. [pause] For the most part -- I've always wanted to hug her when she gets lost in the Tulgey Wood in that one part.
Victor: Heh, yes, I've heard the comparisons before. I suppose I should be flattered that people think I'm as smart as he is.
Smiler: [thumbs up] Congratulations on landing on the one Joker comparison that I will accept! (Oh, and as for what I look like:
How's that for a headshot?)
#toonsisters#~M: I want some questions! now! (ask)#~V: Cuddlepile#~T: Running Headlong Into The Bullshit#character matching#~C: Victor Van Dort#~C: Alice Liddell#~C: Smiler Alton#((yeah the 1951 Alice is pretty obvious XD#and yes I suppose Victor Frankenstein is too#even if I am still annoyed by that fan theory that went around positing him and Victor were the same person#it was sooo prevalent for a while and it always got up my bum#and LOL Smiler is actually not a fan of the Joker#but they'll take LEGO Batman Joker since that one's the silliest of the bunch#and huh didn't occur to me that you wouldn't know what they looked like!#if you look at my Sims stuff over on victorluvsalice there's plenty more pictures of them#they're part of my regular save file over there#just build a robot friend Marm L. Iser))#~M: with this hand I will lift your queue
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long hair cadaver and short hair scientist r like my princesses
#i started making a regular couple yaoi couple yuri couple meme only of them but then i got annoyed about drawing. but imagine it. bc yes#they r all of them...#it was gonna be regular (during main timeline) yaoi (after an event has occured) yuri (modern dayish)
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i gave her a biscuit today :)
#txt#i love sharing my food with people#and she almost always says yes FUCK yeah#oh do you want my delicious treat? my snack? my yummy biscuit? my little cake?#its all yours#it was a really good biscuit btw#and even if i only had one i would have given it to her <3#i had 2 rhough so we shared#ive given her my teacake before... & slices of cake & cookies we get in lesson :)#yes girl...#she doesnt always want food though which is fine#im phrasing this like its a regular occurence... its happened like 3 times#4 or 5 actually...#and once she declined a slice of cake#and another time she said no to a cookie...
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realizing i may have accidentally created a slow burn for this fic. rip
#this was not my intention. god. but i'm fuckin. 13k in and the main couple have only interacted like 4 times now#like they met back up early in the work but they've thus far: had dinner. gone to a park. and are now at a party together. that's it#yes one of them has had the Realization already but nothing will happen for several more scenes#i fear this is too long. like yes i know these things can be pared down in editing i just don't wanna cut stuff.#trying really hard not to think about it until i get everything on paper but god above there's so much left to get on paper.#AND i spawned like 4 more ideas today alone that i want to get to that i cannot do#ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh#i've done the math and if i continue at this pace this work will be at least 25k long. if i don't cut anything after the first draft.#this seems A Bit Much for a first published work.#sorry i'm perpetually seized by the 'but what if it's bad' anxiety right now. talking about it a lot#i should probably find a fic talk tag since this is becoming a regular occurence#uh#writing woes#sure that works
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Sandstorm
#yes this is an updated design#yes I already got sick of the old one#and yes this will be a regular occurance#Sandpaw#Sandstorm#Warrior cats#Katt's catts#Katt artt
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My cat has always had the worst timing. He'll jump up on my desk to cuddle at the very moment I'm about to get up to urgently go to the bathroom. He'll try to curl up with me in bed the very instant I need to get up and refill my glass of water and put some vaseline on my dry, sore lips. He'll ask me to play just at the second I need to end my break and get back to work.
The poor guy, right? From his perspective, he approaches me for love and I immediately get up and leave. I feel awful about it. I try to reassure him first that I love him and he just has bad timing, but I know it can't feel nice, and also he's too big of a dumbass to understand that me getting up and walking away isn't triggered by him coming to say hi.
Except today I realized something: Yes. It is.
I was sitting at my desk watching a video and up jumps the boy with a mrrp, head positioned for pets, when I realized I urgently had to get up and go to the bathroom. As I opened my mouth to say "bad timing again, buddy," it finally occurred to me that... I definitely already had to go. I for sure did not "suddenly" have an urgent need for the toilet out of fucking nowhere.
I didn't realize I needed to go because my brain is piloted by angry gremlins and they were more interested in watching the video than letting me know about an important bodily function.
My cat coming to say hi is a regular trigger that pulls me back into my body from whatever bullshit I'm hyperfocusing on. And that's when I realize all the warning lights are flashing on the dash. Need water. Need food. Need toilet. In pain: need to change position. Holy shit look at the time, need to get back to work!
I now wonder how much worse I'd function if I didn't have a furry little guy in my apartment to regularly remind me that I exist in a physical form which requires maintenance and also that time passes.
I do still feel bad for walking away from him every time, but I have started just inviting him to come with me. Hey bud, sorry, I have to stand up right now, but come follow me while I get a glass of water. You coming? Come on! And rewarding him with pats for following. It's better than just walking away, I think.
Anyway cats (or other pet of your choice that requires frequent attention)? 10/10, strongly encourage having a little guy to bother you now and then, especially if you have ADHD and live alone.
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Waaaah Cuteness aggression was so cool! Could you make a part 2 with Malleus, Rook, Lilia and Jamil? Thos Boys deserve all the love there is and I think the scenario would be funny. xD
Hope ur well and drink some water 💕
Cuteness Agression with: Malleus, Rook, Lilia, Jamil, Riddle, Leona
Part 1 with: Idia, Cater, Octatrio
a/n: requests are closed but the concept was so cute that i can't control myself lmao and added Riddle and Leona cause i'm down bad. and thank you and i will <3
Malleus Draconia
Malleus Draconia was intimidating to most people. To you, however, he was simply too cute for his own good.
His regal demeanor, the way his eyes gleamed in the moonlight, the slight tilt of his head when he was curious—it all triggered an overwhelming, uncontrollable urge to smother him in affection. Of course, being in a relationship with the crown prince of Briar Valley came with expectations. Decorum. Restraint.
You ignored all of that entirely.
The first time it happened, you’d been walking together through the gardens late at night. Malleus was pointing out constellations, his voice low and melodic, when he glanced at you, his lips curling into a soft smile.
“Do you not find the stars enchanting?” he asked, his tone gentle.
It wasn’t the stars that enchanted you, though. It was him—his sharp features softened by the glow of fireflies, his kind, unguarded expression.
“Uh-huh, yeah, stars,” you said distractedly, before grabbing his wrist. “Malleus, come here.”
His eyes widened slightly. “Is something the matter?”
“Yeah. You’re too cute.”
Before he could protest, you dragged him off the path and into the shade of a tree.
“What are you—”
“You’ll understand,” you muttered, cupping his face and smothering him in kisses.
His breath hitched at first, his body stiffening, but he quickly melted into the affection. “Child of man, I—”
“Kisses now. Talking later,” you said, planting another kiss on the tip of his nose.
When you finally pulled away, Malleus looked utterly dazed. His cheeks were faintly flushed, his pupils blown wide, and for once, he seemed at a loss for words.
“…You are quite... spirited,” he managed after a moment. “I was unaware my presence inspired such... fervor.”
“Fervor? I call it love,” you said with a grin, pressing one last kiss to his jaw.
Malleus chuckled, the sound warm and low. “If this is your way of expressing love, I find it most agreeable.”
It became a regular occurrence after that. Anytime Malleus did something you found unbearably endearing—which was often—you’d whisk him away for a smothering session.
When he brought you a bouquet of perfectly arranged roses with a rare flower from Briar Valley nestled in the center? You kissed him until he forgot how to form words.
When he tilted his head in that adorable, inquisitive way, asking, “Why does Sebek insist on shouting so often?” You had to physically restrain yourself from dragging him into the nearest alcove right then and there.
Even when he was just being his usual princely self, you couldn’t help it. The way he carried himself with quiet dignity, his cloak billowing behind him like something out of a fairy tale—it all made your heart practically explode.
One particularly memorable moment occurred in the middle of a ceremony. Malleus, dressed in his ceremonial robes, stood tall and composed, his expression serene. But then, he caught your eye from across the room and gave you the tiniest smile.
That was it. Your brain short-circuited.
You grabbed his hand the moment the ceremony ended. “Malleus. Now.”
“Is something urgent?” he asked, tilting his head.
“Yes. You’re too cute and I’m about to lose my mind,” you whispered, dragging him behind a pillar.
“Child of man, we are still in public—”
“Shh,” you said, cupping his face and peppering kisses all over it.
Malleus froze for a moment before sighing, his hands settling on your waist. “You are relentless,” he murmured, though his tone was fond.
“And you love it,” you replied, grinning against his cheek.
“…That, I cannot deny,” he admitted, pressing a gentle kiss to your temple in return.
Despite his initial confusion, Malleus seemed to delight in your affection.
One evening, as you sat together in the Ramshackle lounge, he watched you with a soft, amused expression. “Do you truly find me so... endearing?”
“You have no idea,” you said, grabbing his hand and lacing your fingers together. “You’re the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. It’s criminal.”
Malleus chuckled, his thumb brushing over the back of your hand. “Then I shall endeavor to remain... criminally endearing for you.”
The sincerity in his voice made your heart skip a beat. “You’re too perfect,” you muttered, leaning in to kiss him again.
“And yet, it is I who am fortunate,” Malleus replied softly, holding you close.
If anyone had told you that the fearsome prince of Briar Valley would be so utterly smitten with your relentless affection, you wouldn’t have believed them. But here he was, letting you smother him in kisses without a single complaint.
To Malleus, your love was as enchanting as the stars he so often spoke of. And to you, he was the brightest star of all.
Rook Hunt
Rook Hunt was accustomed to being noticed. Whether it was the way he carried himself with theatrical elegance or the poetic way he spoke, most people couldn’t help but take notice. But you—you were something else entirely.
You didn’t just admire him; you practically vibrated with cuteness aggression every time he flashed that dazzling smile.
The first time it happened, you and Rook were in the woods behind Pomefiore. He’d just finished a long-winded, flowery description of the autumn foliage, his emerald eyes sparkling with enthusiasm, when he turned to you with an expectant smile.
“Mon trésor, do you not find it magnifique?” he asked, gesturing to the fiery canopy above.
You didn’t even look at the trees. “You’re magnifique,” you blurted, already grabbing his wrist.
His brows lifted. “Ah? What is this sudden passion?”
“You’re too cute, Rook. I can’t take it,” you said, pulling him behind a cluster of trees.
“Ah, je suis flatté! But—” His words were cut off as you cupped his face and started pressing kisses all over it.
“Do you have any idea how unfair it is to look this good all the time?” you muttered between kisses.
Rook, to his credit, didn’t resist. Instead, he let out an amused laugh, his hands settling on your shoulders. “Ma chérie, you honor me with such fervent affection. I am truly overwhelmed!”
“Good,” you said, kissing the tip of his nose for emphasis.
When you finally pulled away, Rook’s cheeks were flushed, and his grin was impossibly wide. “Quelle passion! You are truly a marvel, mon amour.”
“Yeah, yeah, whatever,” you muttered, dragging him back to the trail. “Just stop being so cute, or I’ll do it again.”
“Ah, a most delightful threat!” he said, his laugh echoing through the woods.
It became a regular occurrence. Anytime Rook did something you deemed unbearably charming—which was often—you’d whisk him away for a smothering session.
When he recited impromptu poetry about the way the sunlight danced on your hair? You grabbed his hand and dragged him into an empty classroom.
When he surprised you with a bouquet of hand-picked wildflowers and a heartfelt sonnet? You tackled him onto the nearest bench and kissed him until you were both breathless.
Even when he was just lounging in the Pomefiore lounge, reading a book with his legs crossed in that infuriatingly graceful way, you’d have to physically restrain yourself from interrupting him.
One particularly memorable instance occurred in the Mostro Lounge. You were sitting with Rook and the rest of your friends, enjoying a rare moment of calm, when Rook leaned over to whisper something in your ear.
“You look radiant tonight, mon amour,” he murmured, his breath warm against your skin.
That was it. Your brain short-circuited.
“Rook. Come with me,” you said, grabbing his hand.
“Ah, but our companions—”
“They’ll survive,” you said, dragging him out the door.
When you reached a quiet hallway, you pushed him against the wall and immediately started peppering his face with kisses.
“Mon dieu,” Rook gasped, though his grin was nothing short of delighted. “You are relentless, ma chère!”
“And you love it,” you said, punctuating your words with a kiss to his cheek.
“That is true,” he admitted, his hands resting lightly on your waist. “Your passion is as boundless as the stars themselves.”
Rook, ever the romantic, seemed to thrive on your bouts of affection.
One day, as you sat together on the steps of Ramshackle Dorm, he turned to you with a curious expression. “Tell me, mon amour, what is it about me that inspires such... ferocity?”
You paused, considering his question. “Everything,” you said finally. “The way you talk, the way you smile, the way you somehow make everything look effortlessly elegant. It’s infuriating, Rook.”
He laughed, his eyes shining with amusement. “Ah, to be adored so fiercely—it is a privilege I do not take lightly.”
“You better not,” you said, leaning in to kiss him again.
Rook sighed contentedly, his arms wrapping around you. “Mon trésor, your love is a treasure beyond compare. To be the object of such affection... I am truly blessed.”
If anyone had told you that Rook Hunt—Pomefiore’s poetic, theatrical huntsman—would enjoy being smothered in kisses at every opportunity, you wouldn’t have believed them. But here he was, grinning like the Cheshire Cat as you showered him with affection.
And honestly? You wouldn’t have it any other way.
Lilia Vanrouge
You always thought you had a pretty good handle on your emotions. Calm, collected, rational—those were the words you’d have used to describe yourself. But then, Lilia Vanrouge entered your life, and with him, your sense of self-control promptly packed its bags and left the building.
How could anyone expect you to act normal when he was that cute?
It started innocently enough. Lilia had been helping you tidy up Ramshackle Dorm one evening. He was humming some cheerful, old-timey tune while he dusted the bookshelves, floating effortlessly in the air as if gravity was just a suggestion.
You were trying to focus on organizing a stack of books, but every time you glanced up and saw his wide, mischievous grin and those bright, playful eyes, your heart would squeeze painfully.
Finally, you snapped.
“Lilia,” you said, your voice a little too tight.
“Yes, my dear?” he replied, flipping upside down mid-air to look at you.
“Come here,” you said, setting the books down with trembling hands.
“Oh?” He tilted his head, curious, but floated down to meet you. “What’s wrong?”
“Nothing,” you said, grabbing his hand and pulling him towards the couch. “You’re just too cute, and I can’t take it anymore.”
Lilia blinked, utterly bemused, as you pushed him onto the couch and immediately started peppering his face with kisses.
“My, my!” he laughed, his voice lilting with amusement. “What brought this on?”
“You!” you said, punctuating your words with more kisses. “You’re adorable! How am I supposed to function when you’re like this all the time?”
Lilia laughed again, a sound so warm and joyful that it only made your aggression worse. “You’re quite passionate, aren’t you?” he teased, his hands resting gently on your shoulders.
“You have no idea,” you muttered, before resuming your assault on his cheeks.
From that day on, it became a regular occurrence.
Any time Lilia did something you deemed unbearably adorable—like floating upside down while carrying a tray of tea, or singing one of his nonsensical little songs—you’d drag him away to smother him in kisses.
Lilia, of course, thought it was hilarious.
“Is this what the you'd call ‘cuteness aggression?’” he asked once, as you squished his cheeks between your hands and kissed the tip of his nose.
“Yes,” you said, not pausing in your efforts.
“Fascinating!” he said, his crimson eyes sparkling with mischief. “I didn’t realize I had such an effect on you.”
“Oh, don’t act like you don’t know exactly what you’re doing,” you grumbled. “You’re impossible, Lilia.”
“And yet, you adore me,” he said, grinning cheekily.
You sighed, exasperated but hopelessly smitten. “Yeah, yeah. Don’t let it go to your head.”
One day, you were sitting in the Diasomnia lounge, trying to read a book while Lilia floated lazily around the room. He wasn’t even doing anything particularly remarkable—just flipping through a magazine—but every now and then, he’d let out an amused hum or a soft chuckle, and it would send your heart into overdrive.
Finally, you couldn’t take it anymore.
“Lilia,” you said, standing up abruptly.
“Yes, my darling?” he said, peering over the top of his magazine.
“Come here.”
He raised an eyebrow, a teasing smile already forming on his lips. “Feeling overwhelmed again?”
“Just shut up and come here,” you said, grabbing his wrist and dragging him out of the room.
Sebek, who had been studying at the nearby table, sputtered indignantly. “Human! What are you—”
“Later, Sebek,” you said, waving him off.
Once you were alone in the hallway, you wasted no time. Pulling Lilia close, you buried your face in his neck and started pressing kisses along his jawline.
“Goodness,” Lilia said, though his laughter made it clear he wasn’t exactly complaining. “You really are incorrigible, aren’t you?”
“You love it,” you mumbled, your voice muffled against his skin.
“That, I do,” he admitted, wrapping his arms around you.
Lilia might have been a centuries-old fae with countless stories and secrets to his name, but in your eyes, he was just your incredibly cute, endlessly lovable partner. And if that meant you had to drag him away for impromptu affection sessions on a regular basis, so be it.
Besides, judging by the way he always laughed and kissed you back, you had a feeling he didn’t mind one bit.
Jamil Viper
It started as a typical day at NRC: chaotic, mildly life-threatening, and somehow made worse by your inability to contain yourself whenever Jamil Viper was within a 10-foot radius.
You’d known for a while that Jamil was attractive—his sharp features, calm demeanor, and the way he moved with quiet precision made it hard to miss. But it was the little things that tipped you over the edge. Like the way his hair swayed when he walked, or how he absentmindedly hummed while chopping vegetables in the kitchen. The final straw? The rare moments when his lips would quirk into a tiny, private smile.
Every time you saw him, the urge to grab him, kiss him senseless, and smother him with affection became overwhelming.
And today was no different.
You were sitting in the lounge at Scarabia, watching Jamil supervise a group of first-years trying (and failing) to prepare a dish. He leaned against the counter, arms crossed, an air of quiet authority radiating from him.
But then it happened.
He sighed, shaking his head as he stepped in to salvage the mess. His hair swung over his shoulder, catching the light, and the faintest smile tugged at the corner of his lips as he muttered something about "how hard is it to chop onions properly?"
Your brain short-circuited.
Before you knew it, you were on your feet.
“Jamil,” you said, your voice slightly too loud.
He looked up, one eyebrow raised. “What is it?”
“Come with me,” you said, grabbing his wrist and pulling him towards the hallway.
“What—hey, wait a second,” he protested, glancing back at the confused first-years. “I’m in the middle of—”
“Later!” you said, dragging him into an empty corridor and shutting the door behind you.
“Do I even want to know what this is about?” he asked, crossing his arms and giving you a skeptical look.
You didn’t answer. Instead, you cupped his face in your hands and started peppering kisses all over his cheeks, nose, and forehead.
“Wha—!” Jamil stiffened, his ears turning red. “What are you doing?!”
“You’re too cute, and I can’t handle it!” you declared, kissing the tip of his nose for emphasis.
“...Cute?” he repeated, his voice a mix of disbelief and exasperation.
“Yes, cute!” you said, moving to his jawline. “How are you this adorable and this oblivious? It’s not fair!”
“Oblivious?” He frowned, though the pink dusting his cheeks betrayed his flustered state. “I’m not—this is ridiculous.”
“You’re ridiculous,” you countered, wrapping your arms around his neck and pulling him into a tight hug. “Ridiculously cute.”
Jamil groaned, though you could tell he wasn’t actually upset. “You’re impossible,” he muttered, his hands resting hesitantly on your waist.
“And yet, here you are, letting me smother you with affection,” you teased, pulling back just enough to plant a kiss on his lips.
That finally broke him. He let out a soft laugh, shaking his head as his arms tightened around you. “I don’t know what I’m going to do with you,” he said, though there was a warmth in his voice that made your heart flutter.
“You could start by kissing me back,” you suggested cheekily.
“...Fine,” he said, his lips curving into a small, genuine smile before he leaned down to kiss you properly.
Over time, Jamil got used to your random bursts of affection—well, as much as someone like him could get used to it.
One afternoon, he was studying in the library when you walked in, spotted him, and immediately felt the familiar wave of cuteness aggression wash over you.
“Jamil!” you whispered loudly, earning a warning glare from the librarian.
He looked up from his book, his expression wary. “Don’t even think about it.”
“Too late,” you said, grabbing his hand and pulling him out of his chair.
“Do you have any self-control?” he asked, though he didn’t resist as you dragged him into the nearest empty study room.
“Not when it comes to you,” you admitted, grinning as you pushed him against the wall and started kissing him all over again.
“You’re incorrigible,” he said, though his voice was softer now, his hands resting on your shoulders.
“And you’re perfect,” you replied, kissing the corner of his mouth.
Jamil sighed, but the faint smile on his lips betrayed his true feelings. “You’re lucky I like you.”
“Oh, I know,” you said, leaning in for another kiss.
And despite his grumbling, you could tell he didn’t mind one bit.
It was a quiet morning in Scarabia, the kind where the golden sunlight filtered through the ornate windows, casting patterns on the tiled floors. Jamil had just finished his early chores and was enjoying a rare moment of peace, sitting at the dining table with a cup of tea.
You, however, had other plans.
You had woken up early, groggy but immediately aware that Jamil wasn’t beside you. After a quick search, you found him in the dining room, looking effortlessly handsome as he sipped his tea. His hair was still slightly damp from a morning shower, and the soft lighting only made him more unfairly perfect.
It hit you like a tidal wave: the urge to smother him with affection was too strong to resist.
Jamil glanced up as you approached, a slight smile tugging at his lips. “Good morning,” he said.
“Morning,” you replied, trying to keep your voice steady. But the way he tucked a strand of his hair behind his ear, paired with the serene look on his face, made you snap.
Without a word, you pounced.
“Wha—hey!” Jamil barely had time to set his tea down before you climbed onto his lap, wrapping your arms around his neck. “What are you doing?”
“You’re too cute!” you declared, pressing kisses to his temple, cheeks, and jawline.
“It’s seven in the morning,” he said, exasperated but not pushing you away. “Can’t you wait until I’ve had at least one full cup of tea?”
“Nope,” you said, smiling against his cheek. “You’re cuter than tea, and I need my morning dose of Jamil.”
He sighed, though the corners of his lips twitched upward. “You’re insufferable,” he muttered, his hands instinctively finding their way to your waist to steady you.
“And yet, you’re still letting me do this,” you teased, brushing your nose against his before planting a firm kiss on his lips.
“Because if I stop you, you’ll just pout and make it worse,” he said, though his voice was tinged with amusement.
“Exactly,” you said smugly.
Jamil shook his head, a quiet laugh escaping him. “You’re unbelievable.”
“And you love it,” you shot back, peppering kisses along his jawline.
“Unfortunately for my sanity,” he admitted, finally giving in and pressing a soft kiss to your forehead. “Yes, I do.”
You beamed, your heart swelling at his rare show of affection. “See? This is why you’re the best boyfriend ever.”
“Am I?” he asked dryly, though there was no hiding the warmth in his tone.
“Absolutely,” you said, pulling back just enough to look into his eyes. “And you’re lucky I like you.”
The words, a playful echo of what he often said to you, made him chuckle softly. “I suppose I am,” he said, his gaze softening as he leaned in to kiss you again.
The moment was perfect—quiet, intimate, and filled with a warmth that lingered long after you finally let him finish his tea.
Leona Kingscholar
It was midday, and Leona had naturally gravitated to his favorite pastime—napping. The way the golden sunlight filtered through the windows, casting a glow on his skin and tousled hair, made him look like a scene out of a painting.
You should’ve left him alone, let him nap in peace.
But no. You weren’t strong enough.
“Leona,” you whispered, crouching beside the couch where he lay sprawled out.
One eye cracked open, his voice a low, lazy rumble. “What d’ya want? Can’t a guy nap in peace?”
“Not when you look this cute,” you said, voice strained as you wrestled with your cuteness aggression.
His eye narrowed suspiciously, but before he could move, you pounced. Your arms wrapped around his shoulders as you planted a flurry of kisses on his face, starting with his cheek, then his forehead, then the bridge of his nose.
“Oi! Get off, you crazy herbivore!” he protested, but his laughter betrayed his words.
“Not until you stop being so perfect!” you declared, squishing his face between your hands to kiss him properly.
Leona groaned, but he didn’t push you away, even as he tried to keep up the act of annoyance. “You’re lucky I like you,” he muttered.
“And don’t you forget it,” you teased, giving him one last peck before finally letting him breathe.
You had spotted him in the dining hall, casually sitting at a table and picking at a plate of meat with that trademark nonchalance. His ears twitched slightly at the sounds around him, and he occasionally flicked his tail, his every movement smooth and effortless.
It was unfair, really.
“Leona!” you called, practically running to him.
He glanced up, raising an eyebrow. “What now? Can’t I even eat without you harassing me?”
“Nope,” you replied with a grin. “Not when you look this cute.”
“Don’t start—”
Too late. You grabbed his wrist and tugged him out of the chair, ignoring his grumbling as you dragged him to a quiet corner.
“Are you serious?” he asked, looking half-annoyed and half-amused.
“Dead serious,” you said, cupping his face and peppering him with kisses. His ears flattened slightly as his cheeks flushed, but he still didn’t stop you.
“You’re so embarrassing,” he muttered, though the small smile on his lips betrayed him.
“And you’re adorable,” you shot back, pulling him into a hug.
“Yeah, yeah,” he said, resting his chin on your shoulder. “Just don’t expect me to say it back.”
Leona had taken you to a quiet spot to watch the stars, a rare moment of tranquility for the two of you. He lay back on the grass, one arm behind his head, as he pointed out constellations with a lazy smirk.
You were trying to focus on the stars, really. But the way his voice rumbled when he spoke, the way his tail lazily swished back and forth, the way his eyes glimmered like jewels under the moonlight—it was too much.
“Leona,” you said softly, turning to look at him.
“Hm?”
“You’re too cute.”
His eyebrow twitched. “You’ve gotta be kidding me.”
“Nope,” you said, sitting up and leaning over him. “I have to kiss you or I’ll explode.”
“Sounds like a you problem,” he teased, but he didn’t move as you leaned down to kiss him.
The first kiss was soft, then the second, then the third. Before you knew it, you were practically smothering him with affection, and Leona was laughing—actually laughing—as he let you do as you pleased.
“You’re unbelievable,” he said, his voice warm with amusement.
“And you’re perfect,” you replied, grinning down at him.
“Yeah, yeah,” he muttered, pulling you down to rest against his chest. “Just stay here, you crazy herbivore.”
It was early morning, and Leona was still in bed, sprawled out like a lazy lion as usual. You had come to wake him up, but the sight of him—sleep-tousled hair, slightly grumpy expression, and one arm draped over his eyes—made your heart practically burst.
“Leona,” you said, shaking his shoulder gently.
“Go away,” he grumbled, pulling the blanket over his head.
“Nope,” you said, yanking the blanket off him. “You’re too cute, and I can’t deal with it.”
“Not this again,” he groaned, but before he could stop you, you climbed onto the bed and started kissing him awake.
“Oi! Quit it!” he protested, though his laughter made it clear he wasn’t actually mad.
“Never!” you declared, peppering his face with kisses. “This is what you get for being adorable.”
“You’re insane,” he muttered, though his arms came up to wrap around you.
“And you love it,” you replied, grinning as you kissed the tip of his nose.
Leona sighed, but there was a small smile on his lips as he pulled you closer. “Yeah, I do. Now let me sleep, you menace.”
Riddle Rosehearts
Riddle Rosehearts prided himself on composure, discipline, and always adhering to the rules. He was Heartslabyul's steadfast leader, a paragon of order in a sea of chaos. But there was one thing he had no preparation for—you.
Your habit of getting cuteness aggression whenever you saw him was the one thing Riddle couldn’t figure out how to manage. Every time you dragged him away to smother him in affection, it left him flustered, red-faced, and utterly disarmed.
It started innocently enough that day. You’d been helping with the tea party preparations, setting out the sugar cubes in neat stacks, when Riddle appeared to check the arrangements. As always, he was dressed immaculately, his little crown on his head, and his expression firm as he inspected the table.
That’s when it hit you. The way his eyes narrowed slightly in concentration and how his gloved fingers adjusted a teacup ever so slightly made your heart explode.
You couldn’t take it anymore.
“Riddle,” you called, voice dangerously sweet.
He paused, glancing at you over his shoulder. “Yes? Is something—oh!”
Before he could finish, you grabbed his wrist and tugged him toward the maze, ignoring his startled protests.
“W-What are you doing?” he stammered, struggling to keep up as you dragged him down a secluded pathway.
“You’re too cute, and I can’t handle it,” you declared, finding a quiet spot among the roses.
Riddle blinked at you, completely taken aback. “I—What are you talking about? That’s absurd!”
“You’re absurdly adorable,” you corrected, cupping his face in your hands. His cheeks were already dusted with pink, and you knew you were about to make it worse.
“Stop this at once!” he tried to say, but his voice faltered as you peppered kisses all over his face. His cheeks, his forehead, the tip of his nose—you didn’t leave an inch untouched.
“Hey—” he spluttered, his hands hovering awkwardly by his sides as if unsure whether to push you away or pull you closer. “Th-This is highly improper! We’re supposed to be preparing for the tea party!”
“We can’t have a tea party if I’m dying from how cute you are,” you countered, pulling back just enough to give him a cheeky grin. “This is life-saving first aid.”
Riddle’s lips parted, clearly about to deliver a stern lecture, but the words never came. Instead, he sighed, his shoulders slumping in defeat. “You’re impossible,” he muttered, though his voice was softer now.
“Impossible to resist?” you teased, leaning in to kiss the corner of his mouth.
His face turned an even deeper shade of red, but this time he didn’t argue. Instead, he let out a small, exasperated laugh, shaking his head. “You’re utterly ridiculous.”
“And you love it,” you said confidently, wrapping your arms around his waist.
“I—” Riddle started to protest, but he stopped himself, glancing down at you with a reluctant smile. “Yes, I suppose I do.”
His quiet admission made your heart do somersaults, and you couldn’t help but squeeze him tighter.
Later, when you finally returned to the tea party preparations, Trey gave Riddle a knowing look as he noticed the slight smudge of lipstick on his cheek.
“You look like you’ve been... preoccupied,” Trey said lightly.
Riddle cleared his throat, hastily wiping his cheek with a napkin. “Nonsense! Everything is perfectly under control.”
But as he adjusted his tie and avoided your amused gaze, you could tell he wasn’t fooling anyone.
Riddle was meticulously organizing the Heartslabyul ledger, his brow furrowed in concentration as he sat at his desk in the library. His diligence was admirable, but it was also your doom.
The way his fingers adjusted his pen with precision, his lips pursing in thought, and the faint pink tint on his cheeks from the afternoon sun streaming through the windows—he was just too much.
You didn’t stand a chance.
“Riddle,” you whispered conspiratorially, sneaking up behind him.
“Hmm?” he replied absently, his focus not wavering.
You leaned closer, your lips near his ear. “I’m going to lose my mind if I don’t kiss you right now.”
That got his attention. His hand froze mid-stroke, and he turned to you with wide eyes. “Excuse me?”
You didn’t give him a chance to argue. Gently grabbing his shoulders, you pulled him into your arms and planted a flurry of kisses on his face. One on his temple, one on his cheek, and a quick peck on his lips for good measure.
“You—” he gasped, his voice tinged with both embarrassment and delight. “This is a library! Have you no sense of decorum?”
“None whatsoever,” you admitted, grinning as you pressed another kiss to his nose. “You’re way too cute when you’re working. It’s unfair.”
Riddle tried to glare at you, but the way his lips twitched upward betrayed him. “You’re insufferable.”
“And you love it,” you said smugly, brushing your nose against his.
He huffed but didn’t push you away. “You’re lucky I have a soft spot for you.”
The sun was barely peeking over the horizon when you wandered into the Heartslabyul common room, groggy and still rubbing sleep from your eyes. You hadn’t expected anyone to be awake yet, let alone Riddle, who was already immaculately dressed and sipping tea by the fireplace.
The sight of him, with his perfectly styled hair and composed demeanor, made your heart flip. How could someone look so poised this early in the morning?
“Riddle,” you mumbled, walking up to him in a daze.
He glanced up from his tea, eyebrows raising slightly. “Good morning. Did you sleep well?”
Instead of answering, you plopped yourself onto the couch beside him and buried your face in his shoulder. “You’re too cute. It’s unfair,” you grumbled.
“Is that so?” he said, his voice carrying a hint of amusement.
You nodded against him, your arms snaking around his waist as you pulled him into a cuddle. “I need compensation for the emotional damage.”
“Emotional damage?” he repeated, chuckling softly. “And what form of compensation do you require?”
“Kisses,” you declared.
He sighed, though there was a fond smile on his lips. “You’re impossible.” But he leaned down anyway, pressing a gentle kiss to your forehead.
“See? You do love me,” you teased, snuggling closer.
“More than you’ll ever know,” he admitted softly, his hand coming up to stroke your hair.
One lazy afternoon, you found Riddle tending to the roses in the Heartslabyul garden. He looked so peaceful, carefully snipping away stray thorns and inspecting each bloom with the utmost care.
You stood there for a moment, watching him, before the cuteness aggression hit you like a brick wall. His sleeves were rolled up, exposing his forearms, and there was a soft smile on his lips as he admired his work.
“Riddle!” you called, jogging over to him.
He turned, surprised by your sudden enthusiasm. “Yes? Is something the matter?”
“Yes!” you said, grabbing his hand and dragging him to a secluded corner of the garden. “You’re too cute, and I can’t deal with it!”
“Wha—?!”
Before he could protest, you wrapped your arms around him and began peppering kisses all over his face. His cheeks turned as red as the roses around you, and he looked utterly flustered.
“We’re in public!” he hissed, though he made no real effort to escape your grasp.
“Then stop being so adorable,” you teased, pulling back just enough to look him in the eyes.
He sighed, clearly torn between exasperation and affection. “You’re so infuriating,” he muttered.
“But you love me,” you replied, grinning.
“I do,” he admitted, his voice soft as he leaned in to kiss you properly. “Far more than I should, considering how insufferable you are.”
“Aw, you’re so romantic,” you teased, squeezing him tightly.
Riddle simply rolled his eyes, though the small smile on his lips said it all.
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I changed my whole wardrobe roughly a year ago, and the cheap-ass studded goth store belt that I bought has already worn through to the point of breaking (yes, the sins of fast fashion, I know), so I had to buy a replacement. Not finding anything cool in regular clothing stores, I figured that flea markets usually have the kind of stuff that's absent from stores whenever such things are not in fashion. So I headed on a quest, with the requirements for a new belt:
it must be black, with a silver buckle
it must be leather
within parametres 1 and 2, as flashy and showy as possible
I found one belt from the flea market that fit these terms, which was unfortunately just plain boring black un-decorated one, for 3 euros. And today it occurred to me that I can probably pry the studs out of my old broken belt, and put them on the good one!
Heehoo disassembly time.
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Underutilized bit in LOTR, I feel, is how deeply out of his depth Boromir is within the Fellowship.
And by that I don't mean that he's the weakest or the stupidest or any of that, but rather that –against all appearances– he is the sole member of the Fellowship who is a Regular Normal Human, and he would have such a shocker slowly figuring all that out over the course of their journey. I mean:
Age. Legolas and Gimli wouldn't surprise him, since the lifespan of elves and dwarves seems commonly known to be way longer than humans, but Gandalf? The hobbits? None of these ages work as advertised and when he goes down to sit and commiserate with Aragorn about being the only Men in the company and how weird this all must be for them both Aragorn has to cough into his fist and mutter "Eighty-seven." "WHAT?!" (Yes, I know that Gondor keeps records of their Númenórean ancestors and said ancestors' extended lifespans, but consider this: the blood has thinned so much in Gondor that practically nobody lives longer than regular humans nowadays, and Boromir is canonically the jock in a family of scholars. He had to look up what/where Rivendell was after he got Faramir's Prophecy Dream, for god's sake.)
Bilbo. The entire Fellowship except Boromir has a personal relationship with Bilbo, and Boromir has neither seen nor heard of this creature in his life. Everyone else is starting off this quest with significant background knowledge of Bilbo's life and The Hobbit, whether having been told by Bilbo himself or having had family members personally involved at the time it occurred, and Boromir, again, has no clue what they're all on about.
Moria. Dwarves presumably have some built-in sensory adaptions for living underground, elf eye physics are bullshit, hobbits are stated to be far more comfortable/better navigating underground than most races, Gandalf is an Istar, and Aragorn has been hunting and tracking in various ungodly locations for most of his eighty-seven years. This means that, once again, Boromir is the only Normal Person trying to Normally Navigate a mostly-pitch-black cave system while everyone else side-eyes him for bumping into walls all the time.
Elves can sleep with their eyes open. This is admittedly not the most common thing among the Fellowship, but please imagine Boromir, still struggling to understand the fact that he's surrounded by nonhuman beings who have no shared concept of the passing of time, rolling over at 2AM to see Legolas bluescreening contentedly up at the sky, and then everyone acts like he's the weird one when he starts freaking out about it because all of them are used to traveling with/know more about elves than he does.
Even just remembering stuff off the top of my head, Boromir must have had such a weird time adjusting to being the only normal human being among the Fellowship before he, y'know. Died.
(Plus I can totally imagine Merry and Pippin giving him shit for "Well, if you're the only normal one amongst nearly a dozen people, then that's not very 'normal', is it? Maybe Men are the odd ones out and everybody else is normal.")
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