#yes there is funky button ups

[kiruliom]

why is clothig gendered >:( let me be cute without worrying about swinging too much a certain binary alignment

[the-trans-advice-blog]

Can we just all agree that while there is somewhat of a transmasc culture what we each individually think of as trasnmasc is not representative of every transmasc person? Yes, some people (of any ethnicity) partake in the fluffy hair, ukulele, Kai/Alex/Oliver type of transmasc and some people don’t. Some people (of any ethnicity) wear Hawaiian shirts and listen to tally hall and some people don’t. Some people dress in a way that represents their culture. Some people are southern or religious or black or anything other than the typical white transmasc stereotype. But you have to remember some people DO play into that stereotype and it’s important we don’t alienate anyone.

[sparkly-s0da]

yay my art arted have some traditional art

[louintotheocean]

I need john b's entire wardrobe ?

[theblehthatbloos]

Checked out a live for the first time and got to see a nice person also having a rough time in the dating scene. Uncanny, we really are all going though it.

[beembeem]

Halloooo, I'd like a platonic Aizawa x reader where the reader is a student of his and tries to do EVERYTHING to not be in the Limelight bc they hate the attention? Also, they're planning on becoming an underground hero :33 Remember to drink water <33

Thank you for the request! I really had a lot of fun writing this, it was nice to write again after my break!

Stay hydrated, everyone!

You had been on aizawas radar from the first day of school. You never joined any clubs and participated in any school events. He's never seen you openly interact with anyone in your class aside from a quiet "yes" or "no." Although you performed well at the festival, you went home the second you had won your fight. Your lunches were spent in an empty classroom, so you'd avoid the groups of your classmates. He's not even sure anyone knows your name. Public speaking and being social is part of the job so when the first month of school ended and he noticed you still werent participating in any clubs or sports teams he took the opportunity to put you in on the PA with mic.

You'd be let out of class five minutes early to make your way down to the PA room and announce school news and maintenance. "Hey listener! Are you ready to get to work?" The blond yelled, and you nodded."Alright! So here's what you need to read. Don't be shy to add your own funky twist!" He handed you a sheet of paper,"just keep it school appropriate. " he laughed, and you glanced over the paper just the usual. Staircase B is out due to quirk mishaps and a new lunch special "so.. do I just read it?" You asked, staring at the PA system. The thought of the whole school hearing your voice made your stomach turn. "Yep! There's nothing else to it! Here." He stood up from his seat and motioned for you to sit."Are you ready?" He asked "uh-"great! " he didn't give you time to finish he pushed down on a bright red button in front of the microphone before saying his opening phrase "hey hey hey listeners! It's your one and only present mic and" he motioned for you to say your name "y-y/n" You stated, your voice breaking a bit " and we have a few updates to share with you guys! So y/n take it away!" He motioned for you to announce "u-uhm for today's announcement, uhm... s-staircase B is out of order, and uh, because of" you tried to be confident, but the words died on your tongue instead tears welled up in your eyes and present mic put a hand on your head before taking over and finishing the announcements. When the announcements were finished and turned to talk to you but your seat was empty, and the door was ajar.

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Aizawa stared blankly at you. "You want to be... an underground hero?" He repeated your words, and you nodded. "That's a first for 1a," he chuckled quietly to himself. You stared at the classroom floor and waited for him to speak again. " Why?" He asked before picking up a sheet from an earlier test and marking a few questions "w-well I don't think I handle the public as well as everyone else. You probably heard how I was on the PA system. And with the way my quirk works, I think it'd be better to work underground. Plus, I think it'd be a great opportunity for me to keep my identity a secret. " You rambled a bit anxiously, but your teachers focus still remained on the sheet. "Y/n, I get what you're saying. I really do." He started,"but you need to learn how to socialize if you want to be a hero. " he stated,"b-but!" He raised his hand, cutting you off."No buts. What if you need to control a crowd? Or help a lost child? Even if you become an underground hero that won't change what you need to learn, you frowned a little and sighed before turning back to your desk to get your bag and leave. "But." You turned to face him."If you can learn to effectively socialize and stay on the PA system for the rest of the school year, I'll mark you as an underground hero, " he said then turned his attention right back to the sheet of paper. You smiled and thanked him before leaving the classroom and shutting the door behind you.

[j0hnpr1c3sm1ssus]

FICMAS - DAY 3 - CAROLLING

Title: Carol of the Sergeants

Warnings: This is Johnny x Kyle x Reader? I hope you all like that. Can be read as really platonic, but it is MEANT to be Kyle x Johnny x Reader

Synopsis: The three Sergeants, Kyle, Johnny, and you, all go and carol around base.

AN: This one is a little funky, but I kinda like it? idk

"I *cannot* believe you roped me into this," You say, fixing your scarf up.

Johnny lets out a bark of laughter, pulling his mittens on, the sheets of music beside him, "Well, I 'ad the idea, and Kyle was all for it.."

Kyle smirks, buttoning his coat up, "C'mon, love! It's not gonna be terrible. Besides, we needed a higher voice to balance us out."

You scoff, your cheeks rosying at the petname. You throw your mittens on and look in the mirror, "I look like I'm from Antarctica."

Kyle bursts out into laughter and comes up behind you, resting his head on your shoulder, "Yeah, lovie?"

Johnny comes up behind you and wraps his arms around your waist, his head resting on your other shoulder, "Very *cute* Antarctican, migh' I add."

You all look like bloody Cerberus together, you look at both of them and just shake your head.

"Let's get this over with boys," You say with a sigh, stepping back and adjusting the collar of your coat.

Johnny picks up the sheet music folders, little folders of Christmas music. He hands you yours, the one with the Mezzo Soprano folders, Kyle the tenor, and Johnny *obviously* the bass. You all leave your quarters where you're starting from, planning to carol around base until you're either stopped by Price, hit, or you make a full circle.

You start with room 3C, beside yours. It's Simon's room, so you knock on the door and sigh.

Johnny starts first, a baritone, starts off your little choir. Simon sees it and raises an unamused eyebrow, crossing his arms. He just stands there as you all sing, staring down with those slightly menacing eyes.

He gives a slight nod as you finish, and slams his door. You can hear his lock, and then not even five seconds from when he closes his door, Johnny *bursts* out laughing. He doubles over, losing it.

"He fockin'-" he cuts himself off with a wheeze, "That was fockin' priceless!"

Almost every other person you all carol to is the same. Any eyebrow raise, an eyeroll, a confused glare, and then a slam of the door.

Price isn't in his room, he's in his office, and he seems to actually *enjoy* the carolling. He laughs, grinning widely like he always does, even clapping Kyle on the back before retiring to his work, closing his door in a way that *doesn't* accost your ears.

Once you've circled, you all stop back at your quarters. Your mitts are off, your coat undone, and you sigh.

"You both owe me one each," you grumble, letting them into your quarters and stripping your layers down. You shiver, rubbing your cold hands together and trying to warm up. Kyle comes over, now in his sweater and jeans, and wraps an arm around you, "Cold, innit, lovie?"

Johnny follows suit, coming down beside you both, wearing one of those Christmas T-shirts, putting his hands over yours, "C'mon, bonnie, let's get ye warmed up."

Johnny guides you, laying you down in bed, and Kyle wraps his arms entirely around you, spooning you.

Johnny covers you both up with a blanket, then lays his head on your abdomen, crossing his arms mindlessly.

Your eyes shut, and Kyle simply says, "Gonna fall asleep on us, lovie?"

Johnny sighs, humming quietly to himself, finally relaxing.

"I might... You're both like bloody space heaters," you say with a groan shifting up a little. One of your hands goes to Johnny's hair, gently stroking it, the other goes around Kyle's shoulder, holding him close.

It's bliss, really. You're snuggled with Kyle and Johnny, Johnny's soft hair between your fingers, Kyle's warm shoulder in your grasp.

[azsazz]

💐 Dad!Az anon!!

Putting your message here so i can add a read more, but like i said earlier i don't have any words 😭😭 this is def one of the best asks ive ever gotten before and i'm so so so glad you love dad az as much as I do!!

ugh, i love and miss the babies so so much. and i love you too because this message made me feel so many things that i'm still blushing from reading this!!

yes, the kiddies will someday be developed as my OC's...i have plans :)))) 💙💙

Hi Kiers! I have returned, alas, and I have come with me and my complete brainrot. (I am crazy) Without further ado, here is everything I have to say about Daddy!Az and the rest of the Legion. Some might be complete brain rot, while the others fall in the middle or are actually (somewhat) legible literary analyses! just so you know, this is really long. i tried adding a read more button but I don't know if that's available for asks? i distinctly remember it being available... but it is what it is😔

One More: 🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦 SOME MIGHT SAY FIRST IS THE WORST BUT THIS FIRST ONESHOT TO START US OFF?? NOT THE WORST. FAR FROM IT, ACTUALLY. I don’t know if people say it enough, but I adore how you write smut. I have one emotion: 🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦

Family Dynamic: First, I love how your first thought was to go “Oh hell yeah! Daddy!Az! I should make a story about the birthorder of the children!” GOLDEN. your brain has veins with gold flowing through them. COMPLETELY and utterly ASTONISHING how they just come one after the other it’s hilarious?? im reeling😭 AND IRS SO CUTE HOW YOU INCLUDE LIKE LITTLE EXCERPTS OF DOMESTIC LIFE ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THAT’S SO ADORABLE. what gets me most, however, is the last few paragraphs. It’s like, it completely encompasses the reader’s (our) content and it’s so accurate and beautifully worded I can’t help but commend you for it. Plus, Cassian’s immediate “Oh No” gets me everytime😭😭

Keep Me Satisfied: “Going to fuck so many into you, love. A whole litter, I promise.” GET. THE. FUCK. OUT. 🫦 i literally HAVE NO WORDS?? I have no words! I literally have NO words besides the sentence “i HAVE NO WORDS”?? GOT ME FUCKED UP, GOT ME FUCKED OUT, GOT ME FUCKED???? HELLO??? HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU THE WAY YOU WRITE SPICE IS LIKE OTHERWORLDLY TYPE OF IMPRESSIVE?

Hush Little Baby: This is like throwing the first ever blanket I had as a baby straight at me. It’s so familiar, and warm, and It makes me nostalgic because I was once a baby too (weren’t we all?), and I had the same wide eyes Azriel observed in his own babe. This oneshot makes me so happy, & I can’t fully articulate it

Here’s To Tradition Kiers give us a goddamn break or a glass of water to wash down the sugar challenge FAILED MISERABLY i look at nyx, giddy, and wren and all i want to do is CRY and HOLD THEM. I CAN’T EVEN LIKE… I DON’t KNOW HOW TO….ARTICUATE…I WANT TO HOLD. they’re like so little:(((( and im :((( i :((

You Too: I love your writing so much. need I say more. if I do then uhh err rhow do I get my thoughts out what if I just sscream in text AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Can’t You See?: IM CRYINGGGG WREN:( he’s such a sweet, sweet boy and when i first started reading this series i was really excited to see how he’d grow up and it’s just. wow. seeing him so happy makes me so happy. your writing makes me so happy “The little boy even tries to show off his own shadows, “Just like my daddy’s!” He sees both Rhys and Cassian watching with their own fond smiles, silently agreeing with every loving word pouring from the little boy's mouth.” PAUSE. I NEED TO CRY

Concord: I really like how you emphasize the bat babies innocence here. Unlike their fathers, from what I remember because I find it truly hard to focus when i read and like to listen to audiobooks as an alternative, the bat babies have a more stable childhood. theyre surrounded by safe environments, and they see that their parents have these funky little markings on parts of their body and they want to have that too. they hear stories of promises and the like and they want that too. they want what the inner circle have and so they try to ensure they get it and it BACKFIRES ON THEM THEYRE SO:( I feel😞 and WRENNIE ASKING IF NYXIE AND GIDDY CAN STAY FOR SUPPER ?!!!!! I CRY.

come back: 😞😞😞i 😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞love😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞the😞😞😞😞😞😞familyness😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞icryicryicry😞😞😞😞😞😞

Burning Man: Hi! You wound me with your writing sometimes. The utter devastation I feel whenever you write angst is inexplicable! There is truly nothing like it! I did like the comfort right after though. Dad!Az you are my roman empire😞

Promise: GET THE FUCK OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT I AM GOING TO CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY IM SORRU ITS JUST SOMETIMES WHENEVER YOU WRITE ABT THE BABIES THEY’RE LIKE SO WONDERFULLY PORTRAYED.. l CRY I CRY I CRY ITS TAKING EVERYTHING IN ME NOT TO HOLD BAZ RN

Summer Daze: I love how you give us a little peek into Mama’s relationship with the other women, Nes in particular!! i love Nes and i hold her close to my heart so this little peek made me really happy. Especially at how cute her relationship with Cas is, even if its just brushed over:((( its so cute!!!!!! And Azzy kissing Mama’s belly:( that’s so sweet and tender

Two is Better than one: I. LOVE SCENES LIKE THIS. Where a character is thanking and worshipping the person that’s giving them children, blessing them with new life—an extension of love and care; it’s just so intimate and i treasure it and you write it so well it near kills me to stop reading😭 I really really like that addition:(

Taciturn: Punchign wall.😭☹️☹️😭😞☹️😞☹️☹️😭☹️😞☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞 baz they will never make me hate u “How come knoxie doesnt cry like Malos does” HELPPPPPP☹️☹️☹️☹️ “Its okay mommy, i’ll talk for him!” can we get more baz n knox pls. pls. thats truly so sweet.

In the House love built: the way you write smut is so intimate sometimes, and it’s so loving and you encapsulate the bond between mates so well. you’re truly worthy of all the attention you’ve received on this platform

The Calm Beneath The Storm: ☹️ pleaaaase i love how the childrens bonds are so evident and well written too and i just.i just cant properly sayhow much comfort i find in series like this and i cant properly say how much comfort i find in writing like yours ure so good kiers omf

Cuddle Me In: Jax is like living tylenol in a baby im not joking . he fixes ALL my headaches. hes so adorbsicles no one speak to me at all i cry i cry i cry☹️😞☹️😞☹️ punchign. wall

The Rowdy Bunch: Azriel really knows how to man up huh god he’s so fine in rhis one miss kiers u made him sso fine

The HoneyCrisp Grove: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 ARE YOU KIDDING ME THATS SO ADORABLE

Winter Wind: I just think it’s REALLY funny that you deliver honeycrisp grove and suddenly i get hit in the face with 💥BOOM ZUZU CRYING SO HARD HER VOICE IS HOARSE 💥BOOM MAMA GETTING STABBED BY A DISTANT RELATIVE 💥BOOM “help me” WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME. do u drink your readers TEARS for breakfast (this is my way of saying this story is well written and perfect)

Sticking Together: UGHH THIS IS SO:((( I WOULD LOVE FOR AN EXTENSION ON THIS!! like just seeing the #boys and their journey throughout windhaven would be so sad but also such an exciting read?? I hope we get to see how their bond grew because of it, or how it was maintained:(( i really like this story!!

Snatched: Complete rollercoaster of emotions btw. A bunch of ups and downs and round and rounds and i came out dizzy and dazed and possibly bleeding internally. W Eris I love him in this you portray him so well🙏🙏 And also once again. BAZ AND KNOX. GOD. MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACH WITH WARMTH.

No tricks, Just Treats: little knox is so precious to me. like he’s just so sweet. and also i remember you mentioning in the batbabies doc that wren, gideon, and nyx had the same dynamic as rhys, cas, and az so thejr costumes are a pretty good touch:D this is the perfect amount of fluff

In Ribbons:

“Baby, baby,” he begs, raising up as far as he can, voice lined with desperation and hazel eyes wide, “I didn’t mean to–” 🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦🫦 HELLO

Unwrapped: “Zuzu and Jax must be on waking you and your mate duty as they’re already climbing up into your bed. Your oldest daughter, ever the determined one, uses all of her strength to pull herself up onto the plush bed, only slipping once.” ZUZU GET BEHIND ME ILL PROTECT YOU 🤺🤺🤺🤺 HUZZAH shes so cute . i love zuzu so much, shes such a sweetie:(( your stories are like huge rollercoasters tbh one moment az is wrapped in ribbons and then the next the kids are fighting over presents and im here for it!! AND ALSO JAX AND AMREN & jax and rhys mention wow. god i love them i love how you put in effort to establish dynamics not only between the family but between the extended family too!?!

Into The New: I LOVE ZUZ SOOSOSOSMUCH:( she triggers fond memories of my own childhood. The way more of her dynamic with the orher members of the inner circle is expanded on in this story is so so sweet. I LOVE scenes where young characters see love blossom between people and KNOW that its love and WANT it but also at the same time i recall seeing an ask where you mentioned if Zuzu ever had a mate she’d think of herself as unworthy which … which is making me connect dots🙏 im trying to connect dots here cuz I SEE THE VISION but im trying to see the TRUE EXTENT OF THE VISION

Here for You: the Zuzu Rules Shirts?? I love Uncle Rhys😭 he’s so real for that tho. toss me one and watch me wear it with pride ??? i love the little things you add into your stories thatninclude the dynamic between characters:(( and also Zuz here being so happy and fulfilled makes ME happy and fulfilled. shes MY BABY.

Between Me & You: “This one’s for all the Jax girlies” ME🙌 JAX IS MY BOY🙏🙏 but also Baz calling Jax “J” is so corny and brother-core!!! (i dunno how else to describe it but i love it) also Bryaxis and Jax⁉️ FRIENDSHIP⁉️🙏 IM ALL FOR IT and i love how we see remnants of Jax’s journey into being able to control his power:((( i hope we get to see more of him (and Knox and baz . i love knox and baz)sometime!

The SafeGuard: IM TELLING YOU IM CONNECTING THE DOTS⁉️🙏 read:. im tripping over protective father azriel and giggling like a complete fool

Warrior Status: I. LOVE. WHEN. YOU. WRITE. SCENES. LIKE. THIS. ITS SO… IRHFJDJD LIKE WHEN YOU GO MORE IN DEPTH INTO THE LORE AND HOW NEW GEN IS HANDLING THE BLOOD RITE AND HOW THEIR PARENTS TRAIN THEM FOR IT IS MAKING ME HRISIDOOD ITS MAKING ME SO HAPPY but also wow. wow um the tension here is real. i always expect a rollercoaster of emotions whenever i read your writing and yet im blown away every time. i love baz, he seems to be capable of more than even he knows, and i hineslty hope theres more content so we cannall see how he’s faring:)

About Last Night:

“If we get caught,” Gideon defends, before adding as an afterthought, eyebrows furrowed, “And she’s not my girlfriend.” LOUDDDD INCORRECT BUZZER❌❌❌❌❌ W W W WRONGGGGG WRONG. EVERYONE KNOWS‼️ i love how giddy is the one who suggests going to autumn primarily to see his girl. it’s very cassian core to me as much as cassian himself disapproves😭 and KNOX’S LITTLE ‘im sorry’ PLEAAASEE THATS SO FUNNY

Torrential: This was actually the first story I read about the batbabies:) I was like, “oh my gosh who is Knox? I didn’t know there was a book out for next gen………… “ i was like genuinely so confuzzled. and this was like a few weeks ago. i didnt even know rhat Knox was an oc but I had, and still have a raging crush on him😞 I truly hope that you take the next gen and turn them into full fledged original characters of yours, i’d love to see them developed to their full extent especially with the teaser i get in this fic. like hello? Knox? River Keeper?? Okay I see you!! THE WAY YOU PORTRAY KNOX HERE UGHHHHHHHHHH HE’S SO LIKE UGHHHHHHHHHH UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH😡😡😡 (positive)

“His lips pull high into a wicked smile. One side curls higher than the other and it’s the first imperfect thing you’ve noticed about him, yet it still makes your breath hitch.” woo that got me. that got me good. you’re excellent

Our Souls Are Stars & Mine Is Forever Yours: kiers your BEAUTIFUL BRAIN is BRAINING again. this is my favorite scoop of content for the batbabies. Maude & Giddy are truly so adorable, and you really did a good job at sparking chemistry between them both. Maude trying to calm Gideon down, Gideon leading Maude to the famous balcony I CRY. I WEEP. HEAD IN HANDS. I WAILLLL I WAIL IN JOY IM SO? YOURE SO GOOD AT WRITING KIERS HOLY FUCK?!?! YOU NEVER FAIL TO IMPRESS ME

to my heart: ouuuuu… okay i see you kiers….i love this oneshot, it’s like really sweet but in a quiet subtle way and i love it when oneshots are like that. Knox’s banter with Malos, knox waiting for a reply… Kiers genuinely bless your heart

Undercover: Jax, Knox, Baz. you will always be the number one’s of my heart. NOW THAT THAT IS DISCLOSED CAN I PLEASE SAY I LOVE HOW YOU WRITE CHARACTERS PINING. LIKE JAX THIS WHOLE ONESHOT IS JUST “grrrrrrrrrrrrr dont you notice me?? 😡😡” and “wait nevermind its not time yet☹️😞☹️” at the last second and hes just so cute in this oneshot but i feel so bad for him (can we get the batbabies dapping eachother up to commemorate the jax and knox interaction in this fic yall!?!)

Jax uses his powers at a party: Heehehehhehehehehehehhehehehe wowwwwwwwwwwww hes like protecting her from afar heheheheh i giggled

Jax finds out Knox’s mating bond has been found out: I LOVE THE CALL BACK TO THIS IN UNDERCOVER. I want to see how the whole family reacts to Knox’s mating bond in the future, hopefully!! It’d definitely be very chaotic, especially if it’s the whole family!!

Bryaxis calls Jax a friend: “There's this boy at my school. His name is Montauk. He always gives me trouble, pushing and shoving me, calling me names…" Jax trails off, his tiny hands clenching into fists, "But I've felt his true emotions, and he's just a sad, scared little boy too."” :((( the “too” at the end im inconsolable. I want to hold each and every one of your next gen characters. pls.

Uncle Cassian’s reaction to finding out Jax wants to be friends with Bryaxis: Cassian is my spirit animal. and i LOVE the way you portray him 😭 he’s so funny i feel like he’d bark if I told him he was my spirit animal

What if Zuzu had gotten her wings clipped at the Steppes? I CRY I CRY I CRY I CRY. UGHHH how you detail Azriel’s devastation and at the same time Zuzu’s acceptance TEARS THROUGH ME. Zuzu is such a strong character and theres nothing to thank for that other than your immaculate writing skills

Zuzu Gets a Cat but it loves Azriel the Most + Wren, Baz, and Zuzu work together to try and convince their parents to get a second cat: I wholeheartedly believe wren, baz, and zuzu were probably nicknamed the triple trouble primarlt because of their tendency to pull shit like this and i LOVE it its so funny. I love your writing sm

I don’t know if you can tell, but I have an actually very secure AND VERY!! NORMAL attachment to this series. And I don’t have anyone to thank but you for writing it and writing it so beautifully; you truly have a gift and I know that it will get you a bunch of amazing opportunities in the future, or even now. I can feel how much work and effort goes into your writing, and the fact that you share it is an honor in itself and I’m so glad to have stumbled across your blog. You are an amazing writer. I look forward to reading more of your writing, not just for Daddy!Az—although I’d love for more of him—but even without him, I’d still love every piece of yours. I honestly hope the next gen characters become characters you take under your wing and develop, I would love to see more of them and they’re such interesting characters already. They’re so cool. You’re really cool too, Kiers!! I hope you don’t mind it took so long to get back to you, I was balancing cleaning my apartment and binging your writing:D I don’t regret anything. Reading your writing feels like a reward after every hard day. I hope to see more of you on my dash, Kiers!!! Keep writing, with your skills and your beautiful mind—it’ll no doubt help you in the long run. You’re really cool:)

xoxo,

-💐 (the one from about a week ago)

[sunkifye]

rage quit

⤷ round 19 : meet n greet

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it was still fairly bright outside when you turned the corner, the cool autumn breeze passing through you as you walked down the street. you quickly approached the old arcade, orange and brown leaves crunching beneath your feet. there was a tall teen boy, dressed all in black, standing right in front of the arcade doors. you watched him impatiently tap his foot as he shoved his hands deeper into the pockets of his jacket. you could safely assume that this seemingly mysterious guy was the chaotic goofball you were looking for.

“riki…?” you asked as you approached the guy, catching his attention. he spun around, a whole 180, with widened eyes.

“y/n?” he replied, a small smile creeping up onto his face.

“yup! hi,” you giggled, gazing up at him.

“hey…” riki said, looking into your eyes, his hands still shoved in his pockets.

the two of you stood there in awkward silence, looking at each other, then looking around, then looking at each other again.

“uh,” you muttered, deciding to break the silence. “you’re way taller than I thought you would be.”

“yeah?” riki laughed, making eye contact with you again. “well, you’re way shorter than I thought you would be.”

riki just absolutely gagged you and all you could do was gasp. your mouth hung wide open, causing him to laugh at your expression.

the autumn breeze picked up and turned more into a wind, sending a shiver down your spine.

“let’s go inside, it’s getting cold out here,” you said, hugging yourself for warmth.

“ahh, so you’re ready for me to beat you at all of the arcade games?” riki teased.

“oh you’re so on,” you replied as you both headed towards the entrance.

“just don’t rage quit on me this time,” riki joked as he opened the door for you.

“yeah yeah, whatever,” you rolled your eyes as you walked through the door.

you were immediately blinded by the purple neon lights that covered the ceiling as the smell of greasy pizza filled your nose. you took a few more steps into the arcade, the sounds of different machines ringing and kids yapping echoed throughout the building. the black carpet with funky patterns was sticky and there was an old, unamused man working behind the small prize counter that was filled with knick knacks and plastic toys.

“so, what do you wanna play first?” riki asked, looking down at you.

“hmmm…” you pondered for a moment, looking around at the plethora of games.

“the claw machines,” you finally decided.

“really? the claw machines?” riki asked, a puzzled expression apparent on his face.

“mhm!” you hummed before grabbing riki by the hand and dragging him over to the first claw machine that caught your eye.

the machine was filled with rainbow bouncy balls of all different sizes. you put a quarter into the coin slot, causing the machine to light up and play a little tune. you moved the joystick around, positioning the claw over one of the balls, and hit the big red button. the claw lowered and lowered and…

womp womp womp

ahh yes, the sound of failure.

the claw rose back up with nothing in its grasp. the bright lights turned off and so did the happy tune.

“aw man,” you frowned at the machine.

“let me try,” riki said, scooting closer to you.

you moved over so he could use the machine. doing the same thing you did, riki put a quarter into the coin slot and began to move the joystick around. and just like you, the lights flashed different colors, the same happy tune played, riki lowered the claw, and…

nothing.

“dang it!” riki grumbled.

“it’s ok, we can try a different one,” you suggested, but riki shook his head.

“no, I’m gonna get it,” riki said with confidence, slipping another quarter into the coin slot.

and once again…

nothing.

and after the fifth time of the claw rising up with no prize in its grasp, riki finally gave up.

“this is so rigged,” riki huffed, which made you laugh.

“we can play a different game if you want,” you said as riki backed away from the “rigged” claw machine.

“no, not yet.” riki replied, shaking his head. “I wanna win you a prize from a claw machine.”

“riki…”

“I can do it. just… not this one,” he said, glancing at the claw machine he attempted to beat multiple times. “it’s because the balls are round, so it’s harder for the claw to grab,” he tried to explain.

“I don’t think-”

“come on! I’ll win you something from…” riki looked around before pointing at another nearby claw machine.

“that one!” he exclaimed, grabbing your hand and running over to the machine.

unlike the other claw machine, this one was filled with plushies, pokémon plushies to be exact.

“which one do you want?” riki asked, letting go of your hand and digging into his pockets for another quarter.

“uhhh…” you stared at the array of plushies before coming to a conclusion.

“pikachu?” you said, like you were asking a question.

“alrighty! one pikachu coming up!” riki exclaimed as he put a quarter into the machine.

this time was a little different. the claw latched onto the pikachu plushie that you wanted and began to ascend up.

it began to move towards the prize chute when the pikachu plushie slipped out of the claw’s grasp, falling onto the other plushies, and tumbling to the back of the machine.

“nooo!” riki whined, upset by the small loss.

“so close!” you said, trying to make him feel better.

“do you think I can still get it?” riki asked, almost pushing his face against the glass window of the machine to get a better look at the plushie.

“I don’t think the claw reaches that far back…” you replied hesitantly.

“maybe go for the snorlax plushie instead,” you recommended. “it’s closer to the prize chute anyways.”

riki nodded, pulling out yet another coin.

“you know what they say, second time’s a charm!” riki said, putting the quarter into the coin slot once more.

“isn’t the saying third time’s a charm?” you asked, peering over riki’s shoulder, watching him move the claw attentively.

“yeah but I have a good feeling about this one,” he replied, positioning the claw over the toy before hitting the red button.

the claw lowered and…

nothing.

“ugh,” riki groaned as he watched the claw rise up empty handed.

“you know what? you’re right. third time is the charm,” riki concluded, putting in another coin and starting the game up once again.

you sighed in response to his stubbornness, watching him concentrate on the claw machine like his life depended on it.

you had a feeling that you’d be there for a while.

rage quit taglist : @rikisgeef @sakiimeo @haechansbbg @j-wyoung @pcheyes @knotjewelz @stilesks @i-yeseo @sakuxxi @hooneyz-luver @eleanorheartschishiya @jindoriyam @wonsboo @wonkixo @yvjw @jakeyverse @sungbyhoon @rikikiynikilcykiki

[shrimptacodaniels]

all i know is you make sense (pt. 3)

WOO!! we love when i have time to write!! thank you again for being so lovely, sleepy babies 😚

happy reading!! i get a little silly with the canon in this one (not in a way that’s unbelievable, just in a way that’s a little funky) - enjoy your easter eggs ;)

ps - the sense is taste in this one!

———

“Oh this is a favorite,” Bernice gasps. “Halloween costumes.” 

“Mom-“ Alexa whines, placing a hand on the album in light protest, “put it down. Why’d you even pack these?” 

“It’s tradition!” Bernice flips the book open. “And it’s funny. You girls were a hoot.” 

Alexa looks like she wants to die. Kat’s matching her expression eerily well. 

Huh. Sisters.

Josh considers the situation he’s in - something he’s done many-a-time since last week. He had been on the phone with his best friend in the world when an agonized groan came from her side of the line. 

“Shit.” 

“Kat?”

“Sorry. Thanksgiving’s this week, huh.” It’s supposed to be a question. Something tells him it’s not. 

“Yeah,” Josh answers slowly. 

“My family’s in town. Mom’s renting out a place in Mountport for the week to get us all under one roof again. Lex’ll be there. Carm won’t, lucky bastard.” 

“Kat, love, I know your family’s not great, but is there a specific hold-up? I mean it’s just a couple of hours.” 

“They’re like, wildly out of touch,” Kat starts. He hears the thump of her setting her phone down and waits a second for her to switch to speaker phone. 

“Meaning?” he prompts. 

“Super duper strange and super duper homophobic.” Josh would bet money she’s doing pathetic little jazz hands to accentuate her point. 

“Haven’t seen them in years, either, so they don’t- wait. Hold on.” 

Josh, dutifully, holds on. 

“Do you have plans on Thursday?” 

“Nope.” He pops the ‘p’ for emphasis. 

“I think we can agree that we’re soulmates, yes?” 

“Platonically, I would absolutely say so.” 

“I have an idea,” she says, “and you can absolutely say no…” 

And so now he’s looking at photos of baseball legend Alexa McGovern (when she was ten years old Alexa Renee Faulkner), grimacing as she holds a newborn Katrina Eileen Faulkner. 

His “girlfriend.” 

“Alexa went as a Ninja Turtle for five consecutive years,” Bernice points out. Her finger traces the purple bandana around young Alexa’s eyes idly. “The girl one, of course. Purple always was your color, dear.” 

Sorry, the girl one?! Josh was beginning to understand what Kat meant by “out of touch.” He tries for a polite smile. 

“We thought you were going to grow up to be a ninja turtle,” Kat’s father (Theodore?) adds with a wink. “You were a blessing to shop for.” 

There’s a general buzz of laughter from the room. Kat just hums an affirmative through a tight-lipped smile. 

“Oh, and Carmen,” Bernice sighs, flipping the page. “She always made her own costumes. Big on expressing herself. She was our quiet storm, hm Teddy?” 

“Our little black cat,” Theodore supplies. 

Score. Josh got his name right.

“Remind me where she is, Bernice?” Alexa’s husband, Morgan, asks the question like he already knows the answer. 

“Touring with her band, dear,” Bernice responds absently. “She’ll be home in Prairieville for Christmas.” 

“Touring with her emo band,” Vanessa interjects. She’s the youngest one here, a Freshman in college. Kat’s niece. 

It’s evident she’s trying to press some buttons. He can kind of see the resemblance from that fact alone. 

“It’s not emo, Vanessa.” There’s a vicious chastisement behind Bernice’s mild words. “She’s simply expressing herself.” 

“Her band name is Every Place I Cry, Grandma.” 

Carmen. Carmington Tre?! 

Yet another thing they have to talk about on the way home. 

“Now young lady, you are reading too far into things! Carmen is a deep thinker.” 

“She believes in horoscopes. So much so that she talks about it every week for public consumption,” Vanessa points out drily, “not much depth there.” 

“You’re young.” Bernice looks furious. “You don’t understand the nuances.” 

“Kids and their labels, Bernice. Ain’t got no education, but a buttload of opinions.” Theodore wheezes a laugh. 

Josh hates every word that comes out of this man’s mouth. 

He pokes at Katrina with his elbow. 

“Hm?” she asks, a filler more than anything. He leans to speak into her ear. 

“So one of your sisters is a baseball player who grew up wanting to be a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle and the other is in an emo band, co-hosting an astrology podcast as a side hustle.” 

“Mhm.” 

“And you’re the lesbian?” 

She laughs at that, nudging him back. “Shut up.” 

Kat’s Aunt Camilla smiles at the two of them. “Swapping secrets, lovebirds?” 

Josh matches her energy alarmingly well. “No ma’am. Katrina and I have no secrets.” 

It’s not at all an answer. Like, truly. But it’s exactly what Camilla wants to hear. 

“An honest man is hard to find these days, you know,” she coos. “You’ll do nicely for our Trina.” 

He readjusts their arms, still intertwined, to grab Katrina’s hand firmly. “I hope so.” 

She hates being called Trina. He squeezes twice. 

I’m sorry. 

She squeezes back. 

Thanks. Not your fault.

“You wanna grab the cranberry sauce from the car, love?” he asks, fishing for his keys. He meets her eyes. 

Take a minute. Before you kill your whole family. 

He can see her response in the crease of her brow. They might kill you. 

Then only be a minute. He smiles lopsidedly. 

“Got it, hon.” She grabs the keys from him and plants a kiss on his forehead. 

—

The cold air somehow feels less brutal than the incomprehensible energy inside the “Faulkner house.” Katrina exhales, taking it in. 

“Alright, cut the crap.” 

Vanessa is propped up against the wall dividing their rental and the neighboring property. Katrina looks at her niece in bafflement. 

When did she get here?

“You’re gonna have to be more specific, kid.” 

Vanessa quirks an eyebrow at that. It’s like they’re in a stand-off right now. Stakes feel high. But what are the stakes? 

“That guy is not your boyfriend.” 

“Yeah, Ness, I hired a guy on findmyarmcandy.com,” she snorts. “Caught me.” 

“Oh I’m not saying you don’t know him.” There’s something overly sweet about the tone she’s using. It’s familiar. 

You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar. 

It’s like Mom. 

Katrina doesn’t like it. 

“I’m just saying you’re obviously a lesbian.”

Oh. Katrina doesn’t like this at all. 

“Woah dude,” she starts, palms raised. Defensive. “Back up.” 

“Am I wrong?”

Katrina’s an excellent liar. Most of the time. She’s always been good at slipping through traps - weaving her way through teenage life under her parent’s watchful eyes, through moves and jobs and relationships. A quiet, calculating, unremarkable youngest daughter. An actuary to her core - risk-averse and crafty as anything. 

But recently, she’d gotten awful good at being seen, too. At taking risks. At opening up. At bearing her true self with pride. 

Damn. Josh ruined her. 

She inhales sharply then lets it go. Fine. This is fine. 

“No,” she says carefully. “You’re not wrong.” 

As expected, Vanessa’s eyebrows shoot up strikingly fast. 

“You gonna tell your mom?” she challenges. Ness loves an argument. The more steam Katrina can get her to blow off now, the less there is for later. 

“Dunno.” Her eyebrows are still raised. “Are you gonna tell my mom?” 

“Haven’t thought that far,” she says, because she honestly hasn’t. Lex has always been a level of unattainable Katrina hasn’t even wanted to process.

Vanessa shrugs. A peace offering. 

“Fair. I don’t want to tell her either.” 

Now Katrina’s the one who’s shocked. 

“Don’t want to tell her I’m gay?” 

“No. I don’t want to tell her I am.” 

“Oh, Ness-“ 

And before Vanessa can protest, she’s wrapped in Katrina’s arms. There’s nothing but them in the mist for a minute. Then, Katrina begins to speak. 

“The guy in there? The one I’m with? He’s my best friend in the world,” she starts, swaying the two of them gently. “And he’s the only person I have protecting me. He chose to do that. Now the cool thing is,” she wants to look Vanessa squarely in the eye when she says this, “you’ve got the both of us. And I know it’s not as good as having a full family of people that accepts you, but it’s a start. Your people will choose you.” 

Vanessa looks suspiciously close to tears. “Yeah. Thanks.” 

Katrina smiles. “You got yourself a girlfriend?” 

“Her name is Brittany and she’s the coolest person I know.” Gosh, the way she lights up so immediately is infectious. 

Maybe there is something good about the holidays. 

“Good. I wanna meet her.” 

“Only if I get to meet yours.” 

“Wh-“ 

“Don’t even, Aunt Katrina.” Vanessa shoots her a mischievous grin. “Takes one to know one.” 

Katrina laughs. “It’s a deal. Now come on, the Tofurkey’s gonna get cold.” 

“Ugh, let it.” Vanessa wrinkles her nose. “Shit’s disgusting.” 

“Language, Ness. Let’s go.” 

They both know she means nothing by it. 

Josh is at the door when they walk back in. Vanessa nods to the two of them, sauntering past. 

“Miss me?” Katrina teases. 

“That was more than a minute,” Josh says lightly in reply. “You’ll tell me later?” 

“You bet your ass, babe.”

“Ew, babe.” Josh sticks his tongue out in distaste at the pet name.

She chuckles. “If you think that’s gross, I’d love to see your reaction to the Tofurkey.” 

The Tofurkey is terrible. Not because he hates tofu (he doesn’t), just because Bernice doesn’t know how to cook. 

The debrief after they leave in Kat’s beat up Chevy is far more filling. Soul food, if you will. The lightness in her is so obvious when they’re together. He missed it when she was with her family.

Huh. She shines brighter when she’s with him. 

The waning minutes before they go to sleep, wine drunk in Katrina’s apartment, are gentle. They take opposite ends of the couch, their legs intertwined in the middle. Kat taps her toe against his shin. 

“Hey,” she smiles sleepily. “Grateful for you.” 

“Hey.” He smiles back. “Grateful for you.” 

They fall asleep like that, with the knowledge that there are people that make life worth living. 

And that the search is worth it. 

[smorbee]

iBook Pyramid Behind the scenes!

This is a long one. Also keep in mind we made this a year ago so were going completely off of memory at this point BUT we do have the files. Unfortunately we didn't save specific versions of it really early into its creation so all the blender files close to being finished.

We have an intense appreciation for funky old computers. People correctly identified inspiration from the Thinkpad 701C. Less obvious in the final design but something that almost certainly influenced us as well was the 12-inch powerbook g4.

There is something very satisfying about nearly-square shaped laptops.

Others mentioned the JVC 3100R pyramid TV which, you'll be surprised to learn, we had never actually seen until after working on this project. The resemblance is uncanny and yet, entirely coincidental. Honestly if we had seen this thing, it probably would have had an effect on our design because the way that hinge is set up is beautiful. Our thought process was simply just comically emulating the form factor of a modern laptop but with a giant CRT.

We're pretty sure the idea started out as simply wanting to design a full profile keyboard into a macbook-like laptop because funny, and at some point the butterfly keyboard came to mind and we said Screw it and implemented that into it as well. Heres the keyboard separated into the different sections.

Sorry to say that the keyboard does not actually contain any switches. (You'll see that this computer was modeled to be viewed a limited angle)

Heres the keyboard from the top.

Once we got going with it, the whole thing was turned into a big joke of course, clashing many different eras of technology into one. Such as this massive beige tank of a "laptop" having a single USB C port as its main I/O.

And same with the software. This is the texture for the display, Which was taken from our real (unfortunately not crt based) macbook setup at the time. Except not quite, as the original screenshot was 16:10. We simply edited the image to make it 4:3. This is running mac os 12 with a majority of the icons changed to early osx equivalents.

We'll be real and admit the animation is not very intricate, theres no real "rig" for the model, parts are just parented together because we did all this in about 2 days. That said, we had loads of fun animating it still, trying to imitate the motion of someone struggling to lift the heavy top up before it swings open with an inaudible, but easily imaginable "Thud". Making the whole body shake and the trackball jump slightly was the finishing touch to make it complete.

The wire for the trackball was made using a circle with the screw modifier and then applied to a curve. Here's what it looks like with each modifier applied sequentially.

And then making the trackball itself a handle for the curve, we can have the cable be dynamic. (Yes, we notice that the trackball in fact has no mouse buttons. No good explanation for that, I think we just forgot lmao.)

For the screen, we make use of a location transform on the UV mapping for the satisfying detail of the screen distorting from the impact, which we swear we've seen before but no matter how hard we (safely) bumped our CRT monitor we weren't able to recreate it. Nonetheless even if its not entirely realistic we wouldn't remove it for anything.

speaking of which, an utterly useless detail considering the resolution and distortion of the final renders and yet we added anyways just for our own amusement is that the display has a shadowmask, simply done by just multiplying it over the base screen texture.

Combined with a glass material over the inner part of the screen, it utterly destroys low sample count renders of the screen and makes the project at least 3x as prone to crashing so thats cool! (it crashed on us while we were writing this section)

We've learned since in future projects that trying to optimize polygon count and materials is still very important even for offline rendered content. We can never be truly free from the constraints of memory limitations 😔

the final step was getting a more authentic less "polished" look in the compositing. This step can get very complicated based on the specific look were going for, but for this render its really just basic color correction and some blurring and sharpening steps. We used the default fake jitter node in blender at the time, though in more recent stuff we use the non-denoised image with filters applied to it instead, so its less uniform between images and more uniquely degraded looking.

Though we'd do a number of things differently now were still pleased with the final result. especially in animated form.

Heres an overview of the scene:

This is the bezeled apple logo in polygon form. Its simply an alpha texture with a normal map:

Thats all for now! Thank you for reading!

[kensiesh]

Do you have more art of your change god design?

Also could i draw them

They look so fun

i have lots, but not a lot are finished and they’re just little doodles. this was like the main reference when i was coming up with ideas if you wanna use that.

fun thing about the change god is they’re completely up for interpretation, which was the main reason i was playing around with designs.

they’re so cool….

this is so old and i had to hunt in my computers files to find it again.( it didn’t help the name was button smashing) i don’t even think i finished rendering it fully because some parts look a little funky

but yes draw them if you’d like, i do not mind. it is a simple design i just basically gave them a face and ears c:

thanks for the ask!!

[scrunglepaws]

So, today my brain said Knux/Tails swap au. Aka Knuckles is Sonic’s young sidekick and Tails is the last fox guardian of Angel Island.

- Design-wise, Knuckles is a bit smaller and pudgier. I actually find it kind of funnier to skew him even younger than Tails was- like 4 or something, and give him an even more baby-ish look. Pudgy cheeks, his half moon pattern is slightly obscured because of his more baby-ish proportions, making it almost look like a bib. But he can still easily just pick up Sonic and chuck him, smash through obstacles with ease, ect.

- Sonic knocks away some other echidnas that were bullying Knuckles… For his weirdass knuckles? I don’t think other echidna have those? I was going to say his tail, but I guess they all have that bent up funky tail. ((Can you tell I'm lore deficient on this subject,,, girl help)) ANYWAY- Knuckles is peeved because HE COULDA TAKEN THEM >8C and flies off after Sonic.

- Knuckles follows Sonic around to prove himself and acts all tough and Sonic’s just like: “Sure, okay. As long as you can keep up with me, kid. :D” And Knux is just constantly like I’LL SHOW YOU!!! WIPE THAT SMILE OFF YOUR FACE! >8C and is just a little firecracker.

vvvv Mucho ramblings under the cut!

- Ye, I guess it makes more sense for Knuckles to get bullied for his namesake, since Tails was bullied for his. … Does that mean Knuckles used to have some goofy pun name before Knuckles? Oh no. xD

- Sonic keeps having to fly his own plane because Knuckles can’t be bothered to learn to do that. So it’s Sonic flying and Knuckles hanging on the wing? How weird. xD

- Knuckles acts like he’s so tough, but secretly does look up to Sonic a lot and genuinely seeks his approval after a while. But even so, he never gets to the point of idolization that Tails does.

- They have more of a competitive brotherhood rather than the more complimentary one of Sonic/Tails. I feel like that’s just an innate aspect of their relationship due to their differences. There’s a bit less of Sonic rubbing off on him due to admiration (ie: Tails), and more of Knuckles staying true to his nature and being stubborn to purposefully clash and compete with Sonic. In a good-natured way, of course.

- Knuckles is uncouth, feisty and whatnot- but at the end of the day, still introverted and a loner by nature. He prefers to just hang with Sonic (or alone) rather than others. Despite tagging along with Sonic all the time and helping people, his social skills are basically the same as normal Knuckles (but also, he’s baby). He’s generally quiet and stoic around others unless provoked. Sonic just knows exactly how to push his buttons, so he can be easily riled up by him.

- Even though he’s glued to Sonic like Tails was, he’s more… Distant. When he’s not making a show of his worth/strength/ect, there’s a bit less of the… Idk, I guess sweetness between Sonic/Tails? It’s still brotherly, but like… Understated.

- He’s strong enough that he can glide Sonic around like how Tails would fly him around. It probably looks a lot more awkward. Especially since Knuckles is smaller now. xD

- Design-wise, Tails is just… Taller, and I guess a bit less bean-shaped since he’s a teen (16). I imagine him being taller than Sonic, actually. Maybe some goggles, different shoes. Give him brown instead of red so he’s less match-y with Sonic? Or maybe even silver/grey… Brown and silver? Idk, my brain associates Tails with steel for some reason, so.

- Tails grew up isolated on Angel Island.  He uses the whole island as a space to lay out his various inventions and stuff. Probably built a whole ass technologically advanced city up there. The master emerald shrine is decked out with defenses.

- Despite being older, he’s less confident and outgoing without Sonic’s influence growing up. Living alone for so long, he’s even more shy and reserved. But unlike Knuckles who was generally cool with the isolation, I feel like Tails might be kinda sad, or at the very least lonely? D: Maybe he built some robot friends to inhabit the city he constructed. Give the illusion of not being completely alone. And it helps… Somewhat.

- So when Eggman comes to dupe him the first time, Tails totally falls for it just because he’s so desperate for some real company. Also, he’d be just as naïve despite his intelligence, so yeah. He might even go harder into the alliance because he thinks Eggman is really cool for also being a genius roboticist. He might even be legit heartbroken by Eggy’s betrayal- thought he legit had a friend on his level of intelligence to hang with. :c

- So, Tails and Sonic would be rivals instead of bros. So weird. But I dig it. Sonic’s rival being similar to his main enemy (Eggman) is kind of interesting?

- Since Tails has built a lot of automated defenses, basically a wholeass fortress around the master emerald, maybe he can actually leave the island more often than Knuckles was able to? But… maybe he still doesn’t as much because he’s really shy and unsure of himself around other people. And feels like an outcast not only for his tails, but also for being the last fox. And that’s some whole character arc he has to overcome or something.

- I imagine he gets excited when people come to visit him though, and he wishes they’d stay longer. Namely Sonic and Knuckles. I feel like he’d still have some innate need to impress Sonic despite having a rivalry rather being bros. But I mean, they’re still BROS, just not /brothers/. Maybe Sonic visits a bit more frequently than he would have visited Angel Island otherwise because there’s no one he trusts more than Tails to maintain the Tornado. Awww, can’t escape the wholesome Tails/Sonic shit. =3

- … Augh, it’s so weird to imagine Sonic just having friendly fist bumps with Tails, rather than hugs. The hugs are all for his little pudgy echidbro, Knux. WEIRDDD. Unless, of course, Knux is in a tough guy mood and will only accept fist bumps. … I feel like Sonic would still hug him anyway. And Knuckles would be actually cool with it after putting up a fake resistance for a few seconds.

- Cream is Tails’ rival in the same manner that Rouge was to Knuckles, and thus… is… 18?? Or maybe his age. Idk. Either way, she’s a teen. She’s still generally very sweet and polite in personality. But, to put her on Tails’ level, the biggest change to her character is that she has a comparable intellect to him. But, seeing that canon Cream does not show any leanings towards this aspect, I’m going to say that it’s very different from Tails’. By that, I mean it didn’t initially come naturally to her as a kid and she really had to work towards it. Like, very studious and booksmart or something? She  just generally has a very different thought process on techie stuff to Tails- somehow like, equally genius, but opposite? I CAN’T DESCRIBE IT. >8C;;; ??? But it’s how she continuously manages to get past his defenses and be a thorn in his side. But then he can’t even hardly be mad at her because she’s SO GENUINELY SWEET DESPITE IT ALL? AND SHE’S REALLY CUTE AND EMBARRASSES THE SHIT OUT OF HIM BECAUSE HE SORTA KINDA REALLY LIKES HER? SHIT. Anyways, they’re cute.

- But yeah, she’s always… Uhhhh… Why WOULD she try to steal the master emerald? She doesn’t have a thing for gems- that’s still Rouge’s thing. REQUIRES FURTHER THOUGHT. But on top of that, maybe she just in general tries to make Angel Island more home-y in some way while she’s there and it further flusters Tails because it’s also kind of sweet.

- Okay, I got an idea for Cream and the Master Emerald. It’s KINDA SILLY, but oh well. No one said this had to be serious, just fun. :3 Anyway- since Cream is a sweetheart, empathetic, and whatnot: Maybe she feels a special connection to the emerald and can sort of... Feel its… feelings…? I dunno how to describe it. But basically, she feels that, despite appreciating Tails’ devotion and protection, being cooped up in a dark, secluded box is just a bit. Sad for it. So she’s trying to free it for just a bit so it can like, “breathe” so to speak. And Tails, being as practical and scientific as he is, just cannot wrap his head around it. It’s a rock. What is she even talking about? It’s safer this way! Stop busting down all of his defenses just to “be kind” to a nonsentient rock! Wtf!

- Speaking of Rouge, she is now a little kid. She travels around with her unscrupulous mother and they con/rob people. Rouge understands exactly what she’s doing despite her young age and loves it. Idk Rouge’s mom’s name, but they’re like anti-wholesome. And they’re awesome. Rouge does some solo stuff away from her mom also (namely, messing with Knuckles? :D).

- I imagine Vanilla still exists, too, but she’s less present because Cream is independent now. She still loves her mother and visits her often, of course! Always a good daughter in any universe.

- Rouge needs some damn reason to still be coming at Knuckles repeatedly, uh… Maybe he keeps some sort of gem accessory special to him that she tries to steal, but idk man. Kinda lame… I’m running out of steam! qAq And there’s still some goofy, kids version of the flirting sorta going on. But it’s very EW COOTIES and silly because they’re LITTLE.

Sonic: Dangit, I can’t figure out what’s wrong with the Tornado! And ideas, Knux? Knuckles: *gets frustrated very quickly and punches a giant dent in it* Did that fix it? Sonic: *SIGHS as a random unrelated piece comically falls off* I’ll see if Tails has time to come and take a look at it.

This is just pure, unedited brain leakage, so pardon the… Everything. ._. Just figured I’d throw it out in the void because I bothered to write it all down! I don’t think I’ll do anything with it myself, but it’s pretty fun. I wish I didn’t suck at drawing Knux because the lil pudgy version of him is so cute in my head. I also sorta dig this dynamic between Tails and Cream and am a tad tempted to maaaybe… Idk… write a little something for it. Probably not with all the other things I need to write first, though. :T

[silver138]

Perfectly Flawed

Perfectly Flawed - Chapter 1

Starts in Season 1. Mostly canon compliant.

word count - 2k

warnings - cursing? not sure if there'd be anything else yet

Summary: Lina starts her internship and meets the BAU team.

"Come on, Lina! Get your ass in gear!" Val yells at me from the other side of the bathroom door.

"I'm trying, dammit! You know how long it takes me to get ready, why didn't you try getting up earlier this time?!" I yell back at her, trying not to burn myself on my freshly-straighted hair.

She snorts and opens the door while muttering, "I don't know why you even bother trying to straighten your hair, anyway. It's always at least wavy by the end of the day..."

I make a face at her and retort, "Yeah, well, we can't all have perfect hair, Vallie..."

Shit-eating grin on her face, she fluffs her hair with one hand while saying, "Not perfect, I just don't turn into a damned poodle the moment moisture hits the air." Rolling my eyes at her, I finish the last bit of hair and turn off my straightener, unplugging it and setting it somewhere it won't melt anything.

After checking to make sure my makeup didn't smudge while dealing with my hair, I start walking out while saying, "There, use the damned mirror already, Val..."

She laughs and says, "About time you moved your ass...isn't your meeting with the feds today?"

I sigh as I sit down to put my shoes on. "They're not...well, I'm going to be working alongside them, I don't know if I'd be cut out for all the physical shit they do...but no, I'm doing the tech side of it. I'll be working under a..." I quickly grabbed the folder with the documentation I needed for the internship. "A Ms. Penelope Garcia. Huh, hope she's nice..." I say, murmuring the last part to myself.

"Oh, you'll be fine, Lina. You're so bright and cheerful, the sun practically shines out your ass..." Val says from the bathroom, mouth open as she puts her mascara on.

"I'm not that damned perky, Valerie, and you know it..." I huffed out, checking to make sure I had everything I needed in my purse. "Shit, you know if we still have bandaids?" I ask her, rushing in to look under the sink for them.

"The hell do you need those for?! You plan on getting a ton of papercuts or something?" she yells at me as I lightly slap her legs to move out of the way.

"No, Val, but it's good to be prepared. You never know when weird shit'll happen..."

Finding the box in the little first-aid kit we have under the bathroom sink, I grab some and look up at her. She stops fixing her hair and gives me an amused, waiting glance, and says, "Like?"

I roll my eyes, putting the box back, stand up, and say, "Like...if I have garlic for lunch, I've got mints and gum." She scoffs and waits for me to continue. I walk over to put the newly acquired bandaids in my purse. I continue as I pull out the various things I have in there for 'just in case'. "Mini sewing kit for if a button pops off. Extra contact solution, contacts case, and my glasses in case my eyes decide to go all funky on me. Hand sanitizer in case I touch something gross and need something til I can wash my hands. And yes, bandaids, because you know my klutzy ass will get hurt!"

She chuckles and goes back to doing her hair. "Yeah, there is that. You are accident-prone..." I sigh as I finish putting everything away in my purse, setting it down as I grab my shoes.

"You're still giving me a ride in, right?" I ask nervously as I put my shoes on, looking up to see her in the mirror.

"Yeah, yeah, I gotcha. You gonna be able to find your way to work the rest of the time?" she replies, swiping away any lipstick that strays from her lipline.

"I...yeah, I'll figure out how to get there, I just...really wanna make a good impression for my first day, get there nice and early, ya know?" I explain, buttoning up the blazer I chose for today while smoothing out the fabric. She steps out of the bathroom and puts her shoes on. I nod and put on my coat.

Grabbing her coat and keys, Val turns to me and asks, "Ready?"

I grab my purse and reply, "About as ready as I'll ever be..."

*************

"Thank you again for taking me to work, Vallie," I say as she pulls up outside the building, idling as I get out of the car.

"Yeah, well, you're a pain in the ass, but you're my pain in the ass..." she says taking a bite of her doughnut.

"And the fact that you can be easily bribed with food has no bearing on anything, huh?" I tease as I grab my purse and the two boxes of doughnuts.

"Of course not," she replies. "You need me to pick you up?"

I shake my head. "Nah, I figure I can get the Metro back. I'll have to use it most of the time anyway, right?" I explain. She nods, giving me a serious look for once.

"Be careful, Lina. I mean it. Even if you don't end up applying for the profiler position, I'm still gonna teach you how to shoot, ok? Can't be too careful with all the crazy assholes around..." she says. She waves her hand at me. "Alright, go on, shoo, do your thing, I gotta go."

I shut the door with my hip, then yelled, "Bye, Val! See you at home!" She holds her hand up, then slowly drives away. Hiking my purse up on my shoulder, I carefully clutch the two boxes in my arms and walk up the stairs.

As I get to the door, it's quickly opened for me, and I walk in, throwing a quick, "Thank you!" behind me. Heading toward the directory to figure out which floor I need to head to, I hear the sound of clicking high heels rapidly approaching.

"Miss Rosalina Aschebrooke?" a breathless voice asks. I turn around to see a blonde woman in a vibrant dress, with matching heels and glasses. I nod, and she breaks into a wide smile and continues toward me while saying, "Hi! I'm Penelope Garcia, I'm the Tech Analyst you'll be interning with."

"Oh! Hi! I hope I'm not late..." I start nervously, slowly walking with her to the elevators.

"Nah, you're right on time. Did you really bring doughnuts for your first day?! Smart, food bribes work well here. That and caffeine." she says chuckling and offering to take a box as we step in.

"I...don't really think of it as a bribe, more like...edible reinforcements in my quest to get along with coworkers." I quip with a small smile.

"Ah, and she's funny, too! You're gonna fit in well here," she says.

The elevator doors open, and we walk through the bullpen and into the kitchen to set down the boxes. After snagging one of the glazed, Penelope leads me back out, calling people over as we enter. "Everyone, this is Rosalina Aschebrooke, she's gonna be interning here in Tech with me. Ms. Aschebrooke, let me introduce you to the BAU team." She walks over to a tall and stern-looking dark-haired man in a suit and says, "This here is our Unit Chief, Supervisory Special Agent Aaron Hotchner." He nods and shakes my hand.

She walks over to another tall man with dark hair, though he's dressed more casually and looks more approachable. "This is Senior Supervisory Special Agent Jason Gideon."

He leans over to shake my hand and says, "Nice to meet you, Miss Aschebrooke. Hopefully, this place agrees with you."

Penelope walks over in between two women, one brunette, and the other blonde, and says, "This is Supervisory Special Agent Elle Greenaway," I shake the brunette's hand. "And our Communications Liasion, Supervisory Special Agent Jennifer Jareau." I shake her hand and smile.

Finally, Penelope walks over to yet another tall man, though he's bald with a goatee. "And this," she continues while placing her hands on his shoulders, "Is my Chocolate Thunder, Supervisory Special Agent Derek Morgan."

As I shake his hand, he smiles and smoothly says, "Babygirl, you flatter me. A pleasure to meet you, Miss Aschebrooke."

Agent Hotchner looks between the two of them, sighing and saying, "Don't tell me I'm going to have to have another meeting from H.R. with you two..."

Penelope puts her hands up and innocently says, "No sir, Mr. Boss Man. I'll be good." and then flashes a smirk.

While everyone but Derek walks off to go back to what they're doing, Penelope yells out, "Oh! Also! There are doughnuts in the kitchen, courtesy of our new friend here!"

After she walks back to me, I quietly ask her, "Is everyone that works here ridiculously tall?"

"You'll have to see for yourself. There's still one more to meet. Hey, is Boy Genius here yet?" she asks.

"Come on, Reid, get over here!" Derek calls over to the cubicles.

Another tall man quickly makes his way over, tugging at his sweater sleeves and saying, "Oh, you finally decided to hear about the strategies there are for winning at poker? Well, one of them is...o-oh, h-hi."

Standing in front of me was a very slender and reserved man, light brown hair slicked back behind his ears. Penelope says, "Rosalina, this is Dr. Spencer Reid. Boy Wonder, this is Rosalina Aschebrooke. She's going to be here interning in Tech with me for a while."

Smiling and sticking my hand out, I say, "Nice to meet you, Dr. Reid. And you can call me Lina." I look over at Penelope and Derek, "Um, you all can call me Lina." I add quickly with a nervous laugh.

Looking from my hand back to my face, Spencer stammers out, "I-I don't shake hands, sorry. The number of pathogens passed during a handshake is staggering. It's actually safer to kiss."

Eyebrows shooting up at the last bit, I have to quickly shove away that thought as it pops into my head.

Taking a deep breath, I pull my hand away and reply, "OK, fair. It is cold and flu season, after all." I smile again and wave while saying, "How 'bout this? This should be ok, right?" A small smile grows on his face as he waves back.

"Y-yeah. Also, yo-you can call me Spencer," he says shyly.

"OK...Spencer." I say softly.

"Well, we'll leave you agents to it, I've got to start bringing Miss Lina up to speed, here," Penelope says, leading me to where she works.

I turn and say, "Nice meeting you all!" and then try to catch up with Penelope.

"So, what do you think of our team here, Lina?" she says as we walk down a hallway.

"Oh, everyone's really nice, Ms. Garcia. I think I'll like working here."

She looks at me with a smile and says, "While I'm happy to hear that, you don't have to call me 'Ms. Garcia'. You can call me Penelope or Penny, I don't mind."

I smile and say, "I can do that. I'm imagining you're going to teach me the systems you use here, right?"

"Well, that, and ask you a bunch of questions! Gotta get to know you! OH, if we don't get called in on a case, we should go out for drinks this weekend! Wait, how old are you Lina?" Penelope says.

"Oh, um, I'm 22, but I don't...I don't drink..." I start slowly. Penny waves her hand.

"That's fine, neither does Reid, when he actually decides to join us. It's more about getting to know you socially! Besides, there's dancing, and sometimes there's even karaoke!"

I grin and say, "Oh, I could be persuaded into going then, I love karaoke."

She squeals and says, "Perfect! Oh, this is going to be fun!"

Next Chapter

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[castrian-cosplays]

Labrador’s Body Suit

How I made it part 1!

Hello my name is Cass. I am a cosplayer of 11 years and a Cosmaker of just over two. So take my sewing explanations with a grain of salt I only have a vague idea of what I’m doing. But here is the costume I made! With the original reference sheet.

So how did I start? Well first I got a bunch of sheets from a thrift store so I could make as many mock ups(test runs but for costumes) as I needed.

So with sheets in hand I broke down the pieces of the costume. When I started on a piece I always outline where the visable seams are. From there I figure out a few things:

1) am i going to need structure? (Boning, a corset, adding another seam etc)

2) what types of fabric would they have available to them? What fits the character while keeping true to the design?

3) Am I going to face any sensory issues? How can I add accommodations to the cosplay for that?

4) How will I get it on and off?

Things like this are important when making a costume. Sometimes I get head first into a costume and forget to sew in buttons or a zipper because I get so focused on making it accurate than wearable. So here are the answers to this questions:

1) Yes, two boning channels along the front seams to help add support. Due to the weight of the fabric I’ll need at least medium weight faux whalebone. (I had some in my stash)

2) at least 3 different fabrics. Two different shades of black and a black fur. I knew I wanted a Wool for the chest and sleeve part of the pattern(fabric pictures below). I found brocade for a steal and just bought the whole bolt.

3) yes! Brocade and wool are both itchy which means I MUST install a lining out of a fabric i can handle. (Twill is my go to, it looks nice and feels okay). Fur is tbd on overstimulation.

4) B E E E G zipper (22in zipper to be exact with fasteners for the collar)

Starting the Pattern

So starting my pattern I always trace out the seam lines and see what problems will arise when I begin the pattern. I knew the pattern was going to look incredibly weird. With the seamless back design, the personal desire of adding pockets, the seam somehow overlapping at the top(normally seen on the hems of men’s jackets. It’s not apparent in the photos but in the animation it is), the back situation? With the corset back and thread that disappears?

I knew the draping method was going to be my best friend so I grabbed my bed sheets, heat erase marker, and washi tape and got to work. I marked out my pattern on my dress form and draped the pattern over it.

The biggest questions looming over me were starting to get overwhelming but here’s how I did it.

Problem: Making the corset back look neat

Solution: Adding enough room and fabric allowance to flip the fabric over and allow my eyelets to go through a double layer of my brocade fabric(a heavy structured fabric). Allowed for the seamless connection to the bodice piece of the bodysuit.

Problem: Seamless back panels

Solution: Sewing the lining fabric to JUST the tail coat portion of the pattern and sewing the back of the pants to the lining and NOT the actual brocade

Luckily I have experience in men’s tailoring so the funky top hems were not a problem. I just had to remember to account for the extra big seams I was going to have for my boning channels.

Part 2(coming soon)