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#pearlina#pearl houzuki#marina ida#splatoon#splatoon 2#femslash#ash art#fan art#yes shes wearing heelys#also the logo is based on a santa cruz logo fun fact
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Finally managed to complete the designs for my Cipher Twins au
A little explanation on the designs that I might’ve forgotten to explain in the other posts
The backpack was made by Mabel and connected to their dreamscape by Dipper, who managed to unlock some abilities after becoming Bipper. The backpack can hold anything they put in it with no limit, but it can’t pull out things that they’ve created in their dreams, only pre-existing things.
Mabel started making things to protect herself after the gnome incident, previously she only made arts and crafts and household inventions, the more dangerous their adventures became the more tools for protection she’s made. The kitty gloves are mittens which she can pull over her fingers, the mitten part stores the claws. Her other weapons are either in Dipper’s backpack or in her tool belt, depending on their size. She keeps glitter bombs on herself, inspired by Grunkle Stan’s smoke bombs. She also has a glitter granade launcher, which packs more of a punch, plus her portable hairdryer, which is also a grappling gun and a leaf blower.
Dipper uses the amulet only in extreme circumstances, usually when Mabel can’t protect him, which is why his hair is only streaked white in some places.
The “official” reason why they wear eyepatches is that they lost their eyes when they were little due to a high fever that struck them and that they’re not old enough to get a prosthesis. After they left home Mabel started wearing colourful eyepatches, bedazzling them (she has one to match each sweater), Dipper prefers the medical eyepatch, though Grunkle Stan encourages him to wear a black one if they’re working at the shack so the 3 of them can match (Dipper finds it actually kind of nice, but won’t admit it)
When they went in Grunkle Stan’s dreamscape they found themselves without their eyepatches, revealing the truth to Soos, who swore to keep it a secret. He was also the first to theorise that Bill was their father, tho the twins immediately dismissed it, because how can a triangle be their father, besides, they know their parents.
Yes Mabel has heelies!! She made them herself, tried to give a pair to Dipper also but he kept tripping.
Safety shorts for Mabel because she’s very active, jumping and rolling around.
Aaaand I think that’s it for this entry, I hope you like the designs!
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DennysVerse As Incorrect Quotes!
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Sophie, holding a balloon: heavy : (
Sarah: aren’t balloons supposed to be light
Sophie: this one is heavy
Sarah: let me see
Sophie: NO
Sarah: ???why
Sophie: it for experiment.........
Clementine: *walks in* hey guys
Sophie: *inhales balloon*
Clementine: what do you have there, Soph?
Sophie, voice x10 deeper: omae wa mou shindeiru
Clementine, knowing a good meme: NANI?!
Sarah, a tear in her eye: i see...
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Clementine (rolling by unsteadily on heelys): JESUS TAKE THE WHEELEY!!!!
Sarah: .....Clem, NO!!!!
Mariah: WHO GAVE HER THOSE?!?!
Sophie (slowly rolling past on her own heelys): *casually flips Sarah off with both hands*
Also Sophie: *subtley speeds up in case Clementine falls*
Sarah: *offended Denny’s noises*
Mariah: *looks into camera like she’s on The Office*
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[Having a sleepover]
Clementine , Sarah, Denise, and Mariah: *Getting ready to play cards*
Sophie: *Asleep on couch*
Sophie: *Starts mumbling*
Clementine: *Motions for the other three to be quiet*
Sophie: Go on, Lexi... You can jump... It's only thirty stories...
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Clementine: I'm literally so pissed off. I just realized they're called pancakes because they're cakes you make in a frying pan. Screw English.
Sarah: Waterfall.
Clementine: Oh my god I'm FURIOUS
Sophie to Mariah and Denise: Wait till she hears about eyeliner and cupcakes.
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Ashley: W- just what do you think you're wearing?!
Denny’s: uh, a hoodie and jeans, like aLways
Ashley: WE'RE GOING TO A WEDDING-
Denny’s: Yes, and..?
Ashley: IT'S OUR WEDDING!!!!!
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Denise: *clicks pen*
Sophie: *clicks pen in response*
Lexi: Stop that
Sophie: Stop what?
Lexi: Your talking about me in morse code
Denise: Yeah, that's what we're doing. In our very limited free time, we took a class on a very outdated, very unnecessary form of communication just so we could talk about you in front of you
Sophie, to Clementine, Sarah, and Mariah: That's ....exactly what we did
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Denise: FIGHT ME YOU MUSICIAN ASS SLUT
Sophie: at least try to sound slightly sophisticated when you threaten someone?
Denise: ...Dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good biTCH??
Sophie: somehow that is worse
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Clementine: *hits her hand on a table*
Clementine: Ow! My armkle!
Mariah: Your what?
Sophie: Her wrist.
~~ Finally did a part 3 to this, it’s been a while since the last one and this one was fun! Hope the next part won’t be too far away!
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chapter 2 is coming. here's makoto and kurumi.
a lot of design notes under the cut, both about these guys and the nda detectives
yuma was specifically given a little facial hair because, in the canon of the fic, he's been too busy to actually shave. however, the out-of-canon reason is that my art style is so chibi cutesit that it makes everyone look a bajillion years younger than they actually are. yuma's design is already a little young-looking despite most evidence in-canon pointing to him being an adult, so i wanted to give him that extra signifier of being a grown ass man.
the longer hair is also there for the same reasons - he hasn't gotten it cut for a while, and the bowl cut made him look childish.
because i have chronic same-face-syndrome, i put yuma and makoto in the same pose to emphasize that they are, genetically, the same person.
honestly, makoto's design versus yuma's in-game really makes it clear just how much a haircut and outfit change can make a character look older. with makoto wearing a suit and having hair that isn't in the perfect shape of a bowling ball, he looks a lot more like a young adult with a babyface. because i feel like he doesn't need the extra age signifiers (and because i feel like he'd want to differentiate himself from yuma more), i didn't give him the facial hair.
the "looking less like yuma" angle is also why he still bleaches and grows out his hair.
i like to think makoto starts taking better care of himself postgame, so i made his hair a bit fluffier and softer-looking to show he's actually been brushing and washing it. i mean, come on. canon makoto ily but you look like a greased-up yorkshire terrier.
i also gave makoto curtain bangs because girl... you have a forehead the size of the moon. i'm also a member of large forehead gang so i understand you pain but still.
makoto's outfit is actually loosely based on an outfit i own irl! i have a hawaiian shirt with similar colors (albeit a different pattern) and blue swim trunks with red lobsters on them.
makoto probably sunburns really easily, both as a result of being pale as fuck (yuma also has this issue) and being a homunculus (he won't die in the sun, but it does result in a mild allergy). so just imagine he's always lathered in sunscreen.\
mentally, makoto is the same age as yuma (so 20 when this fic takes place) and kurumi is 19 (i headcanon she's only a year younger than yuma). chronologically, they are both about four years old. #justhomunculusthings
i changed kurumi's hairstyle because her canon one is stupid. like why does she have two skinny ass braids hidden in her coat. give her those long luscious locks.
she's wearing disposable gloves to protect her hands, and almost all of her clothing is specifically designed to reflect uv rays.
you'll notice the inside of kurumi's mouth is actually a different color than any of the master detectives. that's the homunculus baby!!!
i gave her an ahoge because i hope she gets the protag treatment for the next game. also i hope she and shinigami become girlbesties and also that shinigami gets the fuck over herself. um ok now time for design notes abt the other people. artwork here if u didn't see the og one.
desuhiko actually does turn 20 in the timeframe of the fic. his birthday party is a future chapter.
he gets knockoff heelys in the upcoming chapter bcuz i think he'd enjoy them. but he got them flippy floppys in the meantime.
fubuki got a new hairstyle because i think she would be a bit more loose and silly as she starts going on more adventures.
her and vivia actually have two birthdays between the time i headcanon raincode to take place (march 2XXX) and the fic (july 2XXX+1). so while yuma is 19 in mdarc and 20 in usf, fubuki is 21 in mdarc and 23 in usf (and vivia is 25-27)
yes, that is ibuki mioda on her shirt.
i'm actually scared of needles so halara's earrings get a redesign. they get new ones in the upcoming chapter as well.
their outfit might be mostly long sleeves, but the jacket is lightweight and breezy and the jeans have wide legs, so it's actually nice and cool.
just realized this outfit is primarily yellow with some red and blue acccents. i can't believe i reinvented sollux homestuck. i'm sorry halara baby i didn't mean to compare you to an ugly bitch like that (this is a joke i actually like sollux)
vivia's outfit is inspired by the stupid shit i would make in the sims before i discovered custom content. i feel like he'd be a sims girly.
your guess for why yuma got facial hair due to never shaving while vivia, who is infamously too executive-dysfunction-riddled to leave the fireplace much less shave, has the skin of a newborn baby is up to you to interpret. possible options include (un)fortunate genetics on either/both of them, he is trans and hasn't started/doesn't intend to start t, or he just pays halara to do it for him.
actually i do think he pays halara to help him out with things when the chronic fatigue/executive dysfunction gets too much to deal with. fubuki will do it for free but also she is kind of bad at being helpful as a result of being fubuki.
aaand time for the general headcanons section
every single one of these characters is some flavor of neurodivergent. halara and kurumi are autistic, desuhiko has adhd, and yuma, makoto, fubuki, and vivia have both. i'm sure some of them also have other neurodivergencies but those are the two i'm most familiar with so those are the two that worm their way into my headcanons.
not a single one of these characters doesn't have ptsd. like i'm sorry but you cannot live through chapters 4 and 5 of rain code and not be mentally ill afterwards. most of em also have a few other mental illnesses because i love projecting on fictional characters <3
vivia's also got some sort of chronic physical illness (my personal headcanon is pots), and makoto sometimes uses a cane. yuma should sometimes use a cane but he has the bodily awareness of a fucking peanut and thinks it hurts everyone to walk.
yuma's gonna realize he's any pronouns nonbinary someday, but that won't be for a hot minute. makoto is the same, but he's a lot closer to that realization than yuma is. both are also bi, as is kurumi.
desuhiko is the resident kodakaverse problematic bicon. there's always one of em!
fubuki is a lesbian. "oh but she confesses to yuma in her final gumshoe gab!" well as i said before yuma isn't a man. it's a bit confusing to her because she doesn't know that yet but turns out she's just got that Sense where she can tell that yuma isn't exactly cis.
halara is nonbinary (obviously, that's basically canon) and pan
vivia is somewhere on the aroace spectrum (both out of general lack of interest and because sex and romance are physically/mentally straining) but he's generally gay-aligned.
#rain code spoilers#mdarc#rain code#mdarc unrestrained summer fun#(thats gonna be my tag for that)#makoto kagutsuchi#kurumi wendy#long post#i mean LONG post#ive been writing this for like an hour#yuma kokohead
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CONTENT WARNING: everyone is ruined. Stereotypes everywhere. this shit is so bad it turns a whopping 360 it turns good
cherry-picking chapters are encouraged yes
arranged for myself the funniest excerpts from the funniest chapters i deemed so
if someone else somehow clicks to my horrible tastes as well. then uh. hell yeah.
Chapter 1:
“Zuko? What are you doing?” he asked upon seeing the prince loading up a dinky little ship that looked totally out of place beside the naval fleet.
“I’m going to capture the avatar and restore my Xbox privileges,” Zuko decreed. Shortly thereafter, the plank lifted, and Ozai could only stare in disbelief as the ship pulled away from the dock.
“Goodbye, Father!” Zuko shouted, waving at him from the deck of the ship as he grew smaller and smaller — further away with every passing second.
Chapter 38:
“THEIR,” Ozai screamed.
“WHERE?”
“AZULA’S PRONOUNS…” Ozai passed out on the bathroom floor.
“My God, his whole personality was in that beard,” Steve realized. “His whole ideology. The core of who he is…” He panicked, and it dawned on him what he had to do. “I’ve got to keep him drugged until it grows back.”
Chapter 45:
The door burst open, and Jet walked in, his mouth wheat rippling menacingly in the breeze. Zuko wondered about that mouth wheat whenever they encountered each other. Did he put the same wheat in his mouth every day? Wouldn’t it get soggy after a while? If not, then where was he finding wheat in Ba Sing Se? Was he at least washing it before he put it in his mouth?
“I’m telling you, these people are firebenders!” he cried for the sixteenth time since Zuko and Iroh had started working in the tea shop. The wheat bobbed in his mouth. Zuko had never seen Jet without his wheat. Why did he always have it? Was it like a pacifier? Did he just like the taste? Did he take it out to eat? Did he eat in the first place? Was Jet even human?
Chapter 49: Short Feng
The pair of Dai Li agents thrust Long Feng forward, and he fell on his face at Azula’s feet. She reached down and placed a hand on his forehead like she was about to Amon away his bending (seriously, did they just never explain how Amon could do that?)
Instead, a transformation took place. A blinding light shooting out from his body, Long Feng shrank and compressed like he’d been put in a trash compactor where he belonged. When the light faded, he was no longer Long Feng.
Chapter 51:
Suddenly, Ozai heelied into the war room, wearing shutter shades, a mesh crop top that said “my eyes are up here (only Steve is allowed to look at my abs),” and booty shorts that said “heelies to escape my feelies” on the ass.
“I’m so tired of formal wear,” he remarked, climbing onto the throne. Unused to his new heelies, he nearly tripped going up the stairs.
“Dad… why…” Azula groaned, covering her face with her hands. She couldn’t look. Maybe one day, she would be a powerful enough firebender to burst into flame on the spot just so she wouldn’t have to deal with this.
Chapter 3:
“Fire Lord Ozai is no more! From this day forward, I shall be known as… Fucking Fire Lord Ozai!” he announced, and the crowd went bonkers.
“Sweet, does that mean that I’m the Fucking Princess?” Azula piped up again.
“No, dumbass. I just told you that you get to be the regular fire lord,” he barked.
Chapter 4:
Without any warning, somebody kicked through the door like the beginning of the timeless masterpiece that is the first Shrek movie.
“Father, I have captured the avatar!” Zuko announced. “Where’s my Xbox?” He turned to the bald little kid lingering behind him. “Oh, yeah, Aang, meet my dad, and Dad, this is Aang. Where’s my Xbox?” he repeated obnoxiously.
“Nice to meet you, Mister Fire Lord,” Aang said pleasantly.
Chapter 14:
Ozai clambered to his feet, and held the noodle picture up against the wall, across from the pile of hay. “I think I’ll put it right here. How does that look?”
“I like it. I’ll come visit again, and I’ll bring real food next time. And I won’t make fun of you, either,” Aang promised. “See ya!”
“Thanks, kid.” Ozai cracked a weary smile for perhaps the first time since his imprisonment. Perhaps the noodle fanart would ward off the ghost.
Chapter 22:
“Okay, Silent But Deadly, do your thing,” Ozai commanded.
Silent But Deadly inhaled deeply, his third eye glowing. A sudden explosion tore the room into fragments, the deafening boom setting off car alarms and making dogs bark several dimensions over. Azulon’s guts sprayed everywhere. It was metal as fuck.
“What the hell?” Ozai screamed to make himself heard above the ringing in everyone’s ears. “That wasn’t silent!”
Chapter 24:
“I know you’re looking to find out what’s in the attic,” she said. “Your mother doesn’t want me to tell you this, but it’s her stash. It’s no normal pot, though. It’s a strain she cultivated herself called Waxy Meatball Frozen Zipper. She doesn’t want you two smoking any because it’s extremely rare and hard to grow, not to mention that you have to be a level 57 anarchist to use it to teleport like she does.”
“Use it to teleport?” Azula echoed. “That’s what all this was? So she wasn’t a hallucination all those other times?”
“She was real, all right.” June disappeared back into the rafters. “Ask her for some once you’ve thrown bricks at a few more banks. See you guys at dinner.”
Chapter 23 (cw politics(?)):
Iroh t-posed in the middle of the battlefield, levitating menacingly. Time slowed around him. He really hated to invoke his god-powers, but things were getting ridiculous. “Why can’t I just run my fuckin’ tea shop in peace?” he sighed quietly, then with a roar, he announced, “I DECLARE THE FIRE NATION TO BE A CAPITALIST-COMMUNIST ANARCHO-FASCIST STATE. AND I WILL BE LEADER.”
The fighting stopped. “Dude, all right, sounds good to me.” Zuko tossed aside the fifteen guns he’d brought out of his gun room.
Chapter 52:
Ozai was considering hopping inside to get a milkshake, but just then, the avatar rolled up in a slick black Mercedes. Aang flicked off his sunglasses, tore off his shirt, and slammed the car door shut. “Do you want to fucking go, old man?” he challenged him. “Do you want to fucking go inside and discuss this over a lovely meal instead of resorting to violence?”
Ozai wished that he, too, could slam his car door in a display of masculine fury, but the minivan door glided shut calmly. Ozai tore off his shirt, circling the avatar. “I will fuck you up!” he threatened. With all that fire burning, it was hot out, and he really wanted that milkshake. “Let’s settle this like men! Over a menu!”
Chapter 1:
“Wait! It was just a joke! I’ll give you your Xbox back! Please! Come home, son!” he yelled from the shore. “Please…”
A single tear slid down his cheek. If only he hadn’t been so cruel.
#atla#fic#crack#crackfic#comedy#ao3#ozai#zuko#azula#ursa#aang#iroh#long feng#azulon#pronouns#heelies#xbox#fic recommendations#(?)#sparky sparky boom man#LONG POST
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So I got the DNC artifact armor and I can't make any sense of it because no matter how you dye the top, bottom and headgear, they still have this obnoxious pink/purple gradient somewhere on them. After about 15 minutes of trying because I really wanted to at least make some of it work, I settled on… Whatever this is. I dunno, maybe he's an extra in Oberon's court in one of those hokey community theater productions of The Tempest where Puck glides around on heelies and Titania wears a quinceneara dress.
Cut spoilers and me thinking I'm smarter than I am etc.
The story was really starting to lose me when I got to Solution 9, mostly because I was suspicious of Sphene immediately. She kept evading questions and trying to distract us with her shows of graceful queenly kindness to the extent that she reminded me of one of the many white woman supervisors I've worked under. You know, the ones who say things like "Good vibes only!" and "Choose kindness!" and will tell you that your hair looks cute but never actually help anyone do anything.
I just got to the second part of Living Memory though, and its starting to win me over. The Endless have a depth and sincerity about them that I just didn't get from the Ancients or some of the other utopian types this game has presented. Its like they love their existence but feel guilty for it, because they know on (with various levels of denial) that their existence is very, very wrong. It just feels so… relatable? I feel like that's how just about anyone would react to being given a second chance, even if they knew it came at some horrible unseen cost.
Also, THE THEMES! Someone on YT pointed out that Zoraal Ja's second form in Everkeep has a sort of empty neck-socket with what looks like torn flesh around it where his Head of Reason would be if he were Blessed, which just drove home the point the game is trying to make with him and Sphene. He's ambition and forward momentum and destruction at all costs, and Sphene is preservation and stasis and the status quo at all costs. The two of them claim to have reached an understanding, but they are utterly isolated from one another, even if they use some of the same means to achieve their goals. Sorry my AP English essayist brain kicked in there. Something something working together finding that balance they could be like Gulool Ja or Koana and Wuk Lamat but selfishness denial etc.
Also, at first I thought it was really dumb that Sphene just left all those terminals unattended while she started her reboot or whatever it was, but then I thought... maybe she wants to be stopped, oooOooOOoOooohhhh. I have yet to find that out though.
So yes, I am enjoying Dawntrail more than Endwalker, and hopefully it stays that way.
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Weeb time! Tell me about an anime that's bad but still good, an anime you wanna watch but haven't, and an anime that would be way better if the main character was someone else.
An anime that's bad but still good:
ClassicaLoid. Does it have a "plot"? No, not especially. Does the magical-girl-clone-reincarnation of Mozart wear heelies? Oh, fuck yes.
An anime I wanna watch but haven't:
UTENA!!! UTENA!!! YES i know it's fantastic, YES I know i'd love it, YES I know it's available free on Youtube via the distribution company, NO i haven't found the perfect time or group to watch it with. (Maybe after our anime night finishes MP100)
An anime that would be better with a different main character:
There's this one romance that's just airing this season called something like "the experienced you and inexperienced me". Only one episode is out so far. My friend showed us it because she wasn't sure if she wanted to keep watching or not.
The POV dude is this annoying and wishy washy audience insert who asks the popular girl out, she accepts and immediately takes him home to try and sleep with him because she figures that's all guys ever want from her. And he's the only person who's ever said 'no wait this is going too fast i wanna wait until you actually want to do it too'.
And from his POV it's so annoying, even though he's shown as so heroic his inner monologue keeps bemoaning that he didn't take her up on it and shows him snooping through her underwear drawer the SECOND he's left alone in her room. I wanna see her POV where she grows in her self-determination abilities and learns her own likes instead of seeing it filtered through this everyman loser.
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Yo, yo, fuck 2DopeBoyz and fuck Nah Right And any other fuck-nigga-ass blog that can't put an 18-year-old nigga Makin' his own fuckin' beats, covers, videos and all that shit Fuck you post-Drake-ass cliche-jerkin', LA-slauson rappin' Fuck-nigga-ass Hypebeast niggas Now back to the album
Well, Tyler, hi, I'm Dr. TC, and um, I'm guessin' That your teacher sent you here to talk 'cause you were misbehavin' Um, it's gonna be three sessions, today, tomorrow, Wednesday So, just tell me somethin' about yourself Well look, if you don't talk, I mean these sessions are goin' to go slower
This is what the devil plays before he goes to sleep Some food for thought some food for death, go ahead and fuckin' eat My father's dead, well I don't know, we'll never fuckin' meet I cut my wrist and play piano 'cause I'm so depressed Somebody call the pastor, this bastard is so possessed This meetin' just begun, nigga, I'm Satan's son
My mother raised me, a single parent, so it's apparent That I got love for my mother, none of you other fuckers Are much important, I'm gettin' angrier while recordin' I'm feelin' like the bulls, I've got a gang of wolves Odd Future is children that's fucked up on they mental Simple, but probably not, fuck 'em
I'm tall, dark, skinny, my ears are big as fuck Drunk white girls, the only way I'll get my dick sucked Suspended from school, coolest nigga without effort Easy to spot like black bitches with fake leopard Soak me up in a tampon, but keep the lamp on 'Cause this album pack enough evil That you can't fit inside a Jansport Go to school with this
I go from AP to JC inside a fuckin' week Wakin' up with random girls like, "Yo, bitch, how the fuck we meet?" I stay with grandma, she always bitchin' about her carpet Every time I walk inside the house, she always tend to start shit No to drugs, I never spark it, I used to be bullied for honor classes By those that were slow as molasses Take this shit to school
Raquel treat me like my father, like a fuckin' stranger She still don't know I made Sarah to strangle her Not put her in danger and chop her up in the back of a Wrangler All because she said no to homecomin', demons runnin' Inside my head tellin' me evil thoughts I'm the dream catcher, but nothin' but nightmares are caught Go to sleep
I wear green hats because I'm fortunately lucky "Fuck me, " the monster said, somehow the monster's dead Inside of me, but the thoughts it tells me are still evil With this state of mind, big moves, Max Keeble I'm on my grind feeble, my music is either A fucking sin or too illegal, play this shit in church
I graduated without honors or fuckin' father He died (I'm so sorry), no bitch, don't even fuckin' bother I wanted a brother, my mother I told her But instead I got a sister, just like me with her mister nada So both of our imaginations are creations of the fuckin' situation That's having our brains racing like Dayton Wearin' some fuckin' Heelys
I know you fuckin' feel me, I want to fuckin' kill me The times I'm so serious, yes, you think I'm silly I'm doin' Big Style Willy couldn't touch 11 Seven, what's religion, nigga? I am legend I roll with skaters and musicians with an intuition I created O.F. 'cause I feel we're more talented Than 40-year-old rappers talkin' about Gucci When they have kids they haven't seen in years, impressin' their peers
With the same problem, the only way to solve them Is to go to Father's Day convention with a gold revolver Life's a salad, I'ma toss it, eat that shit up, Rick Ross it Shit it out, bag it up, sell it, I'm so damn rebellious 'Cause my mother let me do what I want She wasn't careless, protective she is the bear The shit is so bare, my diary isn't hid My father didn't give a fuck, so it's somethin' I inherit
My mom is all I have so it's never meet the parents When Danielle or Milan decide to fucking share This confused boy, I wanna hug, oy I'm bad for you kids to listen to, soy is not the choice I'm bad milk, drink it
Whoa, um, it seems you had a lot to say Uh, who knows, I might feel as I'm evaluatin'
My wrist is all red from the cutter Drippin' cold blood like the winter, the summer Is never that's equivalent to me and Sarah Well, that's not her fuckin' name, but I think this shit is clever My niggas wanna know if I'm fuckin', if I'm kissin' But I'm sittin' here downin' beers simply just wishin' With a tear they try to tell me, but I never listen 'Cause I don't give a shit like sittin' down pissin'
18, still talkin' to imaginaries Hopefully they see the talent I carry just like Jimmy Losers can never win me, you can never offend me My goal in life is a Grammy, hopefully mom'll attend the Ceremony with all my homies, I'm suicidal This my Zombie Circus, I hope the majors heard this Fuck a deal, I just want my father's email So I can tell him how much I fuckin' hate him in detail
Wow, um So, Tyler, if-, if you had the chance to tell him somethin' What would you tell him?
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Isol: I don’t care what anyone says.
Isol: I don’t have a followup statement, I just don’t care what anyone says.
#black survival incorrect quotes#black survival#incorrect quotes#i was trying to find a fanfic to read and went to bs since maybe there was something good#deadass there's one where the starting plot is JP Runs From A Bear. i'm reading it#it's Three And A Half Bears if you wanna read it#jp punishes isol for 'disrespecting his elders'. they KNOW what isol's actually supposed to act like as a brazilian boy. respect#there's the pairing. there it is. it said the pairing and i doubted it. how would this get shippy i thought. i was not ambicious enough#HE IS WEARING HEELIES I LOVE THIS#WAIT I LOVE THIS EVEN MORE LOOOOOOOL#alex and isol are cinematic parallels in it. they both have really stupid boyfriends who keep almost dying#except alex is absent so now isol's on Smart Capable Person Duty#'you know her thing right?' 'ah yes she's dating fio-' 'THE OTHER THING'#okay i'm following this person on ao3 this is the funniest shit i AIM to be this good at writing#they write jp as a selfish dickhead so. well. and it makes it engaging to read and especially engaging to see him get fucked#*looks through profile only to see that's the person who wrote the echion research rewrite* YOU#a positive YOU though. a good YOU. like when you notice you have thirty notes and you see it's your friend catching up on the blog#so you get a little dopamine as a treat#isolblacksurvival
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Some Fae!Scott headcanons I have and wanna share. And just some empires Scott headcanons I have in general. I have shared them in a discord server incase they seem familiar
Since fae can take names, why not have Scott just… take pronouns? Fae, as far as I know, do not really have genders the way humans do? Also, Scott is playing a collector. Why not collect gender and pronouns? Like Ranboo being a genderman, but I’m trying to get away from that side of mcyt
Inhumane beauty and grace and something just not human but you can’t tell what is off, you just know and don’t know why.
Scott has rollerblades, roller skates, and heelies. Yes he can skate on grass and sand and other things logic and physics says he shouldn’t, but he doesn’t care. Do the others know he wears them? Whooooo knows
Maybe Shelby is able to tell vaguely that Scott has something magickal around/about him? She’s not too sure what, but she knows more than the others. Maybe she can try and figure stuff out from his mannerisms.
Fae are very in tune with nature. Scott is seen using lots of woods in his builds this far. Mostly stripped logs. Bark is often used in magick. Maybe he is saving the bark for something?
There can be a lot of angst with fae Scott. With him gifting his true name to someone else only to be betrayed or something and locked away. Maybe why he doesn’t like poppies???? (Flower husbands lovers forgive me. I too love flower husbands and I so desperately don’t wanna let go, I’m even turning to lots of angst)
instead of asking for your name scott asks for your pronouns and then goes 'thank you' with a little grin on his face. out of all the pronouns he's collected he/him and they/them are his favourites. some people seek him out so he can steal pronouns they no longer use
the other emperors see him sometimes, gliding along sand as though his feet aren't even touching the ground. they just watch and wonder how on earth he is doing it. someone asks him one day and he just replies 'heelies'. which answers nothing.
and shelby definitely knows! i think pixl would know too, as he needs to know things about the past, which would most likely include the fae. he meets scott and sees him. when he asks for his name he does not give it, preferring to gift him another. scott then asks for his pronouns.
there are many angst potentials for fae scott (or just scott in general lmao). and it might just be me being dumb but i dont know the significance of poppies her (is it just that they're a fh flower? or is it something to do with fae that i dont know dhdjkd)
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A Tiny Spark Leads to a Roaring Flame (But Flames Can Always be Doused by Water)
Heeyyyyy so y’all know the Reverse Thanos Snap AU for SPBNR? Basically everyone but Smith/S!Kai gets sent to the M!verse. Everyone. The entire population of S!verse Ninjago City & a few surrounding areas. Except poor Smith. Essentially it happens because S!Garmadon tries to send Smith to a place where he can't mess with his plans, and ends up sending everyone away from Smith to take him out of the equation.
The second part to this AU is that the S!Ninja end up searching for Kai in the chaos and grab the Red Ninja before jetting out of there with the Bounty. Except... they didn’t grab Smith (who’s still home), but rather Red (M!Kai).
Red thinks the S!Ninja are babysitter clones created by Garmadon after he somehow turned Lloyd younger without his memories & is trying to raise him to be his new General #1. With this in mind, he pretends to be S!Kai, and waits for the moment he can rescue Lloyd.
What would happen in the S!Ninja discovered his deception/their mistake of grabbing a wrong Kai and mistake Red for a recreated Aki (aka Bizarro Evil Clone Kai) before he could enact his plan?
Well, this is that idea. (Title inspired by how a crack AU spiralled into a beautiful angst-fest)
Enjoy. :3
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Red was going to get Lloyd out of here tonight.
Away from these Not-Friends made by Garmadon to emulate the Ninjaforce. Away from this flying ship built to emulate Master Wu's ship, so familiar and yet so off. Away from this false reality and back to the real everything where they could hopefully get his memories back and his age back and everything back to the way it was before the city descended into chaos.
He just had to... bide his time. Be patient.
FSM, he was bad at being patient.
His hands itched to grab Lloyd and run now, but he was horribly outnumbered and without his mech. No matter how badly he wanted to, he couldn't rush this. If he did, he would make everything worse. Like he always did.
But fate- or rather, Lloyd- had other plans.
The little version of his younger brother- yes, they were roughly the same age normally, shut up, Lloyd was still his younger brother- had been... eying him weird all morning. Not like Not-Jay and Not-Cole and Not-Zane, but like Not-Nya. Like he actually knew instead of suspected. These babysitter clones seemed to think he was the Not-Kai, and if that was the opportunity the universe was going to give him, then by the flames of the departed world was he going to skip this chance to save Lloyd.
Currently he stood on the deck of the ship as they parked in the sky a few meters above the docks on the outskirts of the city. It wasn't the docks with the Bounty warehouse, curse his luck, but it wasn't the endless sky or the empty ocean (though it was still too close to that murky, haunting water for his liking. Water was his sister's domain for a reason). At least he could sneak Lloyd off in the cover of night, maybe find someone in the city who wouldn't recognize the Son of Garmadon this way and would be willing to help them hide until they could make it back to the real ninja.
"Kai," Not-Zane spoke suddenly next to him.
Red would never get used to the way his voice... lacked the same effect the real Zane's had. The effect that Kai and the rest of his team had assured their friend over and over was unique, special, but in a good way. To embrace it. That it wasn't noticeable, but when it was, that it was so Zane that his friends didn't care that it was different.
This 'Zane' sounded much too different than his own. He hadn't recognized Kai's tested line of 'road work ahead' when they passed one of the many construction signs littering the city (even more so since the chaos happened a week ago), and instead had responded with 'a great deal of work to fix in the city'.
Seriously, Garmadon, do better research on your clones.
Not-Zane was also much too... calm. Too 'wise' compared to the wild teen that was Zane. And he walked without heelies or whatever Zane used to slide around like a boss, though he was still silent. And that meant, like now, he snuck up on Red fairly often- and Red was training to be a Ninja, so that took serious talent.
"Kai," Not-Zane said again, and Red finally broke his gaze from where he'd been staring over the railing, planning tonight's escape route. "Lunch has been made for over an hour. Are you alright?"
Red forced his brightest smile. "Course I'm alright! Just trying to figure out what happened, as usual."
Why Lloyd was suddenly like, 8, and without his memories. Why the Not-Friends were on this Not-Ship and had mistaken him for Not-Kai. Why the city was in a state of disarray and chaos.
Not-Zane studied him, then turned to give the city a sad look. "I'm not sure myself. My scanners can't seem to figure out what is happening. It is as if... blocked by some force."
Red winced, then expertly disguised the move by leaning against the rail. Zane never would use 'my scanners', despite how often Red and the others assured him it was okay. Yet another reason why this wasn't his friend.
"You know Ninjago City," Red said with a weak laugh. "Always one crisis or another. Always those annoying Garmadon Attacks"
This seemed to satisfy Not-Zane, who nodded thoughtfully. "This event definitely seems to have Garmadon's hand in the mess."
He patted Red on the back. "Well, don't worry yourself ragged, Kai. Come in for lunch soon, alright? We have training for Lloyd later."
Ah, right. Training. AKA what Red assumed was how Garmadon was planning to shape this impressionable version of his friend into his new General #1.
"I'm ready for training now, Zane!"
Speaking of Lloyd-
The little gremlin came up from the hull with the rest of the Not-Ninja. Red hated when the entire group was together; it was way more difficult to act as Not-Kai around them, especially around Not-Nya.
For starters, Not-Jay had a notch in his eyebrow that the real Jay never had. He was missing the iconic freckles, and the scarf, and the fluffy hair, though you could always say it was just a wardrobe change. What you couldn't change was the personality differences. This couldn’t be Jay. Jay was anxious and quiet, his jokes (while plentiful) said more timidly and his newest ideas shared with hesitance that only shrank after years of encouragement. He would never be this loud, ever.
Not-Cole was the leader, probably because Lloyd was so young. But even then, in Red's team, Nya would probably take second-command. Cole was their sturdy support, yes, but he was chill, laid-back. Ready to follow and support his friends to the ends of the earth with his tunes and occasional sarcastic wit, but not lead. Not like Not-Cole, who was more serious and commanding and didn't. listen. to. music. Red hadn't spotted a single record or boombox in the room in the hull. That was a tragic oversight on Garmadon's part. The members of his research team should be Fired.
And then there was Not-Nya. Who wore a dress with confidence that his sister would love but never publicly wear. Who had short hair- Nya had tried that style once, and decided it itched around her neck too much- and jewelry, and a giant flying Samurai mech suit. His sister had the Water Strider Mech, and Not-Nya had a flying combat suit. Sure. Close enough. Personality-wise they were similar.
Similar at first glance. Nya was fluid and adaptable to whatever role she needed filling. She was spunky, and as fiery as him when it came to tempers, though she knew how to keep hers in check (she had to, right? No one called her hot-headed and impulsive and reckless and blamed her temper for mistakes or damage or whatever the news comments liked to say about the Fire Mech). Not-Nya was also adaptable and independent-minded, but she seemed more rigid. More doing her own thing.
Point was, everyone wasn't actually his friends, despite how much they tried to prove they were. And they kept acting like he was this Not-Kai, who was just as hot-headed but apparently more mature and training-oriented and basically the better, cooler (or hotter, perhaps, for the fire theme of the red ninja) him, since his acting never seemed to fully convince them. Trying to impersonate a standard he couldn't seem to reach, some legendary hero he wasn't- er, wasn't yet! Yeah! He just needed to prove himself, be better, and he'd be fine. Just... fine. Yeah.
Mini-Lloyd (Red was tempted to call him L'ilyod in his head, but that felt wrong somehow, like he was infringing on some kind of copyright law) stared at him like a goddamn falcon, and he wasn't talking about the bird that circled the ship. He had this bowl-cut Red would tease him about endlessly after all this was over- seriously, how had Mr. Fabulous Hair started with this mess? Garmadon probably didn't even have hair, so there was no way the guy knew how to style it, and it was very evident based on Mini-Lloyd's hairdo.
Red noticed that all of them were staring, actually. Despite his relaxed rest against the rails, his fingers behind his back clutched the cool bar with a dull shake. He didn't notice how the metal seemed to glow red under his touch.
"Training, right, we should get onto that," Red tried. "What do you want to start with, Lloyd?"
"How about a little game?" Lloyd asked with complete innocence. "What we were playing last week before we got interrupted."
Oh sh!t.
"I-I don't know, shouldn't we start with stretches? Or how about some sparring, that's always more fun than a game!"
"But I wanted to continue our game..." Mini Lloyd said, and FSM's sake, he couldn't deal with that pouting look.
Okay. Okay, don't panic. Think logically. What kind of game would an 8-year-old Lloyd like to play with him? Something physical, so no board games- he liked to test his mettle against Zane on those, and sometimes he would almost not-lose. Logic puzzles also fell more on Jay's area. Trivia, especially music trivia, was a bubble between the anxious motormouth and Cole. Video games fell on team building, and wouldn't classify as a training warmup.
"Well," Red said, taking a hopeful stab in the dark. "There's not too much space on the deck for... tag..."
Lloyd nodded, looking satisfied. The Not-Ninja looked- well, their expressions were hard to read because of how different it was compared to his friends. But Red was a master of deception (well, fire, but eh, technicalities), and he had them fooled, and he just had to keep it up until nightfall so he could rescue Lloyd and explain in a safe location-
"HE'S NOT KAI!"
Orrrrr improvise. Okay, yep, he could improvise.
Red lunged forward and grabbed Mini Lloyd's wrist from where he had his hand extended in an accusatory point. He ducked under Not-Jay's attempts to grab him- fast, but not as fast as his Jay, his Jay who could disappear from an awkward social interaction in the span of a flickering lightbulb- and dragged his younger brother with him as he vaulted over the railing. Not-Zane almost managed to yank him back onto the Not-ship, but his icy grip caught only empty air as Red pulled Lloyd into a tight hold and ducked.
He hit the dock below with a stumble, rolling back onto his feet and taking off with a very stubborn green ninja in tow. It took all his strength to drag Lloyd (kicking and screaming like he was being kidnapped or something when Red was just trying to rescue him, for FSM's sake. Lloyd didn't know that, but he could still try to be at least a little more considerate.)
The wooden docks creaked and shuddered underfoot and Red grimaced; whoever rebuilt them after the latest Garmadon attack had shredded them like newspaper clearly hadn't wasted any unnecessary change. It certainly didn't help that Lloyd packed quite the punch for someone so small. Red definitely would come out of this with bruised shins and arms from where Mini Lloyd tried to push him away, but it would be worth it to keep his teammate, his younger brother, safe.
Then green filled his vision and broke his hold on Lloyd's wrist, sending him skidding across the dock planks as he was sent flying. When he finally rolled to a stop, neck and shoulder stinging from where the blast had caught him (no burns, just jitters like he'd been shocked), he had to take a few seconds to re-orient himself. Did the Not-Ship have cannons or something? What hit him from behind, so close it could have hit Lloyd?
Lloyd. Was Lloyd okay?
Red pushed himself to his feet, ignoring the bleeding scrapes on his hands and legs from where he'd gotten banged up by the splintered docks. His gaze, sharp and frantic, searched for signs of green. The warning of more blasts, the flash of the fabric of a gi, anything.
He spotted his brother in the arms of Not-Cole. No, no, no-
And suddenly Not-Nya was there, given a boost by Not-Jay. Her grip was as if she were wearing the robotic mech suit, harsh and powerful and near in-human. She threw Red back to the dock floor as her face twisted with the fury of a storming ocean. A resounding crack rang out over the harbour.
Red couldn't tell if it came from the planks under him or his own shoulder.
She pinned him to the wood, barking accusations and threats in his face faster than Not-Jay could talk. Red blinked through a haze of pain, trying to focus on her face and words. She was missing the beauty mark on her face, he noticed. Yet another tell she wasn't his sister.
"-scar on the wrong side-" And it was hard to hear again over the ringing in his ears. He tried to throw her off, get back to Lloyd, anything, but he was-
Useless.
Her hands suddenly got in his face, slamming his left cheek to the wood. She was close- close to his face, close to his eye, close to his scar- pushing and prying as she tried to do something. Red picked up in his struggling, his attempts to free himself turning to desperate shoves and wild clawing like a trapped animal. He wouldn't let this creation of Garmadon's finish the job that teen had started all those years ago.
"Or better yet, he needs to shut his damn mouth."
The flash of a knife. His vision half-blurry. Blood- so much blood- and a lasting scar.
"-contacts-" "-red-" "-struggling-" "-we know what he- it- is already-" "-not the real Kai-" "-wish-" "-Garmadon-"
He had to get away. Get Lloyd away from them now.
In one surge of strength- and yep, his shoulder definitely wasn't okay after that move, as if he'd ripped it not just from its socket but from its very attachment to his body- he knocked Not-Nya aside. If he could’ve seen through the red haze, he might have noticed red embers dancing around his fingertips as his desperation and fear tapped into something deep in his soul.
He tried to shoot to his feet, tried to run for Lloyd (held so tight in Not-Cole's grip, surely they were hurting him, he couldn't let that happen-). He roared, "LEAVE MY BROTHER ALONE!", but before he could take another step through Not-Jay and Not-Zane in his path, the docks gave one last ominous shudder before deciding it had finally had enough.
The planks crumbled underfoot like charred firewood in a crackling campfire, and Red was sent tumbling into the frigid ocean water below.
#spbnr#reverse Thanos snap au#reverse thanos snap#ninjago#lego ninjago#same People but not really#kai ninjago
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Kakegurui character headcanons that are canon in my eyes (Part 3)
Midari:
You already know this bitch has done hard drugs. She’s probably a dealer at Hyakkaou too ngl
Actually very intelligent and could get all A’s if she cared enough to
Canonly lesbian
She/they vibes
Hardcore energy drink consumer. Monster and Redbull cans are all over the floor of her dorm room
If you simp for her… ya got mommy and daddy issues, luv-
Is physically touchy toward everyone, but lowkey recoils when someone she doesn’t know or trust touches her
Actively tries to annoy the shit out of both Sayaka and Yuriko as her way of showing her affection
Night person
I can see her actively practicing witchcraft
Favorite holiday is Halloween
Probably has a glass eye somewhere but doesn’t bother putting it in because the eyepatch is a ✨look✨
Was the kid in school who ate glue or play dough
Is best friends with Sayaka. Do not fight me on this
Needs to go to therapy. Honestly, who doesn’t in that school
Weapon of choice is her revolver, of course <3
Will often lay in Yuriko’s lap because Yuriko actually lets her. It’s one of her favorite things to do when she needs to unwind
Slytherin. 100% a Slytherin.
Has at least one tattoo somewhere and nipple piercings too if we’re being honest
Can’t stand hot weather and prefers the cold
Avid fan and listener of the band Mother Mother
Canonly almost shot a person on accident or on purpose with her revolver
Will flirt with Kirari just to piss off Sayaka
Will flirt with Yuriko just to see her get flustered
(Y’all can come after me all you want for this one) Has a crush on Yuriko
ESTP-A personality type
Has a pet tarantula
Most likely had a pen explode in her mouth while she was chewing on it in class at some point
Everyone asks “where is Midari?” but no one asks “how is Midari?”
Favorite color is black or purple
For SURE owns at least one choker
Yuriko:
Refuses to take hard drugs but has accidentally gotten high off her ass from an edible. Midari’s edible, mind you
Is the mom friend of the group
Owns a minivan and drives Midari and Runa places
Has a dent on the side of the same minivan because Midari hit the side of it with a shopping cart that Runa was in
Nurse vibes tbh
Keeps her eyes closed because she’s lowkey blind and can’t see much anyway
Ravenclaw all the way
Was a horse girl in elementary school
Has either really beautiful emerald green eyes or average Hudson-river colored brown eyes. Will we ever know?
Is secretly a cat girl. Why else do you think I used that image in particular for her
Easily flustered
Has a crush on Midari but is still confused about her sexuality
She sure as hell ain’t straight tho. Not in that school...
An only child
Is struggling, but wears a smile regardless
Stepped on a butterfly once and sobbed
Ya know... say what you want, but I get vegetarian/vegan vibes from her
Avid hot tea drinker
Has pollen allergies
Morning person
Prefers warmer weather and hates the rain
Has spa days with Yumemi once and a while
Can’t lift anything heavier than twenty pounds probably
Would be on the Volley ball team if she wasn’t head of the Culture Club
Several girls in her club have a huge crush on her and compete against Midari to gain her affection and attention
Has straight A’s
Idk why, but I can’t see her knowing how to swim
Gets cold easily
Wears kimonos even when she’s at home
Enjoys reading classical literature
Also enjoys listening to classical music
Would never admit this, but she listens to K-pop
Has a hidden talent for drawing
ISFJ-T personality type
Weapon of choice is a bo-staff (which is really just a broom stick) or Midari
Can speak Japanese, Korean, and Mandarin
Runa:
Has absolutely done crack and likely a handful of other drugs
Has a sugar addiction, but we already knew that one
G R E M L I N E N E R G Y
Most likely has ADHD or ADD or both even
I saw somewhere that said she’s 18?? Like, what?? She looks like she’s 12 tf...
Asexual/Aromatic icon
Hufflepuff vibes, but I can also kinda see her as a Slytherin
Jokingly homophobic towards Kirasaya and Yuridari
Will drink nothing aside from soda or energy drinks
Not a furry, contrary to popular belief. Just enjoys her onesies. Let her live her life jeez
Canonly a baddie
Short, but will not hesitate in destroying your kneecaps
Actually really close to the Momobami and Ikishima family
Plays video games with Midari almost every day after school since Aoi left
Ironically uses “UwU” and “Ara, ara” but does not ironically call people a simp. Can you blame her? She’s surrounded by wlw
Will beat you in Mario Cart. Yes she will. I don’t care how good you think you are
Has managed to not break a single bone in her body despite her size
Is good at every subject except for geography
Can’t drive, but owns a scooter which she’ll use to get to school if Yuriko is unable to drive her
Owns a pair of Heely’s with wheels
Unironically wears socks with sandals
Also wears crocs
Listens to rap
Is fast af. “Zoom, zoom, bitches!”
Secretly a badass gambler
Gets approximately 2-5 hours of sleep each night because she stays up playing video games
Naps during her classes
Listens and ignores whenever Kirari is pining over Sayaka and talking to her about it
ENFP-A personality type
I can see her owning a hedgehog for some reason, but also a rabbit
Would probably get away with murder if we’re being honest
Is not a natural blonde
Two faced. Like seriously, don’t get on this bitch’s bad side. She’ll destroy you
#kakegurui#kakegurui headcanons#midari ikishima#Yuriko Nishinotouin#runa yomozuki#midari x yuriko#yuridari#kirasaya#These headcanons are becoming more and more crackish#I rly wanna make one more of these
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neil josten and, wait for it... heelies
Allison has invited him on a "much needed" shopping trip to the mall and, Neil loves her, he really does. but he does *not* love shopping
and he was being a good sport about it at first but it's been hours and his feet are dragging and Allison shows no sign of slowing down as she pulls him into yet another store
he starts making comments about wanting to go home when suddenly he perks up and focuses on something outside the store
Allison is momentarily delighted from where she is browsing because she thinks he's finally becoming invested in this trip but nope
she follows his line of sight and sees that he's heart eyeing the heelies store across from them
"nope," she says immediately, turning back to the rack
"why ever not? they're awesome. i used to wear them all the time when i was on the run"
"no neil. we are here to try and diminish the amount of disgrace your wardrobe inflicts on your image and those unfortunate enough to be seen around it"
"yes, good, love that. but we've got enough fancy shit already. we should be done anyways"
"one cannot have enough 'fancy shit'...especially not when one's name is neil josten. what do you think of this?"
she holds up a subtle but loose black shirt to him
"seems very impractical," he says, taking in the subtle mesh along the arms and bottom of the shirt
"excellent. you can wear it on your next Boy's Night Out"
he half nods half shrugs, already starting to get distracted again. "Andrew gets me- no, allison, stop. listen. i am not going to get more of this", he gestures wildly at the clothes around them. "unless i get that"
"oh but-" Allison knew Neil well enough to recognize the stubborn set to his face that he reserved for petty altercations with the people he's close to. she started to weigh whether her own stubbornness would hold out
really she should have taken his deal then. she realizes this as she watches his eyes grow with mischief
"in fact," he says, a smirk taking shape. "you have to get a pair as well"
Allison freezes for a second and then: "well i guess we're done for the day"
"no no no," says neil. "i like that idea. c'mon, I'll get all of this (maybe even wear some of it) and you get- and WEAR- one pair of heelies"
"over my dead body"
"what's this then?" Neil says dramatically. "Allison reynolds, a coward? that's certainly something i never would've bet on. in fact we make this a bet if that's better."
Allison glares at him. "bitch"
Neil nods. "among other things. so what size shoe are you?"
an hour later neil and allison enter his room, ridden with shopping bags, to find aaron and andrew playing a video game in the living room
the twins observe neil's delight and Allison's very visible lack thereof with suspicion, as their emotions are usually inverted when the pair returns from shopping trips together
their suspicion is somewhat answered when Neils drops the bags he's carrying and, pulling out a shoebox, drops onto the couch with all the glee of a child on Christmas morning
Andrew takes in the orange and black shoes and turns to Allison. "you, of all people, Reynolds?"
"oh but these are very fashionable," Neil says, grinning wickedly while also admiring his shoes. "cause Allison would never get anything for herself that isn't the height of fashion, now would she?"
the twins turn to her with identically raised eyebrows and although she responds with a defiant "it was a bet", she avoids their eyes for the rest of the day
#and from them on neil just zooms around everywhere#he brings them to nightpractice one time without telling Kevin and for all of like five minutes he just zooms around the smooth court#Kevin immediately bans them and neil goes with it because he already feels disrespectful using them on his precious court but the brief-#shock that he got out of Kevin was enough compensation#theyre also good for when hes out with matt because neil is always grumbling about his long ass legs so now he just holds on to matts sleev#and gets whisked away#neil josten#allison reynolds#aftg#all for the game#the foxhole court#tfc#andrew minyard#aaron minyard#kevin day#matt boyd#aftg headcanon#my shit#i think its a crime that heelies went 'out of fashion'#all the heelies stores near me closed down too#although for personal reasons that may be for the best#(my coordination is bad enough as it is and when i had some when i was younger it was essentially an environmental hazard to anyone around)#mine aftg
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Sonic + Miraculous AU
Lila actually wears heelys and carries around that water ski type rope with the hndle in her bag so that whenever sonic has to zoom her anywhere she can just tops him the other end of the rope and she can roll behind him.
Also minor headcanon that spending years with Sonic for a brother has made Lila's reaction time a lot better than most people. Like you know those scenes where in anime the main characters are fighting and they're "moving too fast for the eye to see" and yet the side characters with abilities can still see the fight and comment on it? Like that's Lila. She's not super fast herself but she can usally see and react to that kind of nonsense.
Yes!
When tails visits he makes a pair of stronger Heelys that won’t break after a few uses cause he noticed that Mrs. Rossi was a little miffed at Lila always buying new pairs.
Also Lila absolutely has fast reactions cause sonic would always throw stuff at her and she either needed to get fast or have a very big bruise.
He’s still able to get her on some days.
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Ta da. My humanformers just got a redesign. It’s a slightly small re design but ta-da!!! I wanted to add the shaded version of the individual peeps but Tumblr wouldn’t let me. tumblr also wouldn’t let me organize them neatly Anyway. In order left to right order the Duos are:
- Smokescreen and Speedsmoke
- Bumblebee and Jolt Drive
- Neurotoxin and Landfall
- Crosshairs and Loco Motion
- Eureka and Starscream
- Blackout and Twin Drills
Neurotoxin and Landfall, and Smokescreen and Speedsmoke are the only Duos who are not a couple.
The outfits I’ve drawn them in is more their casual outfits.
Smokescreen and Starscream are based off their prim counterparts, Crosshairs and Blackout are based off their movie counterparts, and Bumblebee is based off his animated self.
their proportions are a little off but eh.
I hope you enjoy them. Design process and thoughts under the cut
Smokscreen and Speedsmoke are opposites in style. Speedsmoke’s outfit is designed to resemble casual Lolita style while smokescreen is more a practical outfit he can get dirty. I feel he’s wearing a jersey almost like a soccer jersey, as in made of synthetic materials, with an American letterman jacket. Speedsmoke on the other hand is a little more on the fancy side. She’s almost like a doll. This actually was the original idea of human Speedsmoke, wearing Lolita fashion. I went back to it because I figured it would be an interesting contrast between her and her brother.
for Bumble bee i was inspired by his human error design. I imagine he and Jolt Drive are college students. i had lots of fun with his hoodie. i really want a hoodie like that. he also has a pair of heelies. i tried to make them like the original ones and stylized them to fit bee. safe to say that kind failed. i hope they are recognizable as heelies. JD’s style is more cutesy and fun. given she’s from europe, i wanted her style to contrast her heritage. it seems more american in a way. JD’s style is half based off my own. i really want a vinyl jacket like hers. it’s water proof and is a smooth texture that won’t cause her a sensory overload.
Neurotoxin and Landfall was the most fun. they’re two different styles of goth. Neuro leans more on the cyber side and is more out there where Landfall is more traditional and on the casual side. their both wearing dark lipstick. i kinda wanted them to match in style since they are a band but eh. i tried. so anyway yeah. i really want Landfall’s hat and Neuro’s boots. i think they’re neat. Neuro i had fun drawing her hair. i didn’t like the original design which had her hair just come down and had that hoodie. i like this design better. i was trying to find distinctive goth trends in Germany but couldn’t find any specific trends so i just went full creative with her outfit.
i really like how Crosshairs and Loco Motion’s outfits came out. not much has changed for them. except Loco has a more casual version of her movie humanization. it’s more fashion than combat. i really liked that outfit on her. she is married to Cross but given her gloves, it’s likely her rings are in her pocket or in a locker so she does not loose them. Cross i decided to give a full on stubble to sorta look like John Constantine. been reading the comics and i can see some similarities. also he has a pocket watch now. yes he is wearing a wedding ring too.
Eureka and starscream i’m proud of. Eureka my goodness. i decided to give her something more related to her profession that she wears casually. so some Khakis. it’s more based on the ones Zoo Keepers wear. usually for work though she wears Vet Scrubs. those i still am practicing to draw. Starscream. Scremlin. didn’t change too much because he is quite cozy like that. kind a changed the position of his streak and where it starts. yes he is wearing red soled shoes. i saw the underside of his heel in Prime and i just, i gave him them because why not.
Blackout and Twin Drills have changed a bit and wow they look so much better. i wanted to make Twin Drills more like a teacher so i gave her a longer blouse. i thought a bow with her blouse might be a little nice for her and give her more of a teacher vibes. i tried to give her some cork screw curls with some long ends to be her “Drills”. i have some room to improve. wish i could draw gold properly for her bangle. also yes. Marriage rings! her and Blackout are a married couple. i wanted to draw Blackout with his but i for the life of me could not draw them holding hands. i imagine that’s more a casual work outfit for Blackout. he’s like a helicopter pilot/ aviator. i imagine there are times he needs to work on things. so i gave him some steel capped boots. i based him to look a little like Alexios from Assassins' Creed Odyssey. i feel Alexios’ voice would suit him
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