#yes it is that good!! 🎉

[jobooksncoffee]

Oh my goodness I’m so excited!! I loved this story from the start! Something about our boys in cycling shorts… This incredible story has amazing art to help the reader visualize. It was my emotional teddybear comforting me during difficult life changes and bringing some lightness into a hard time! I am happily bringing it home, to set next to its sibling “Enigma” ♥️♥️♥️

The Slipstream books have arrived.

I’ve already packed the first batch of preorders (Germany) and put them in the post. The international ones will follow shortly. If you haven’t ordered your copy yet, you can do so following the link below (only 40 copies have been printed). The story will remain available on AO3, of course. I’ve updated all chapters there and replaced them with their recently edited versions.

https://khorazir.storenvy.com/products/36466203-slipstream-novel

[team-timeless-au]

Hey

[im-fucking-baalin]

YIPPIEEEEE 🎉

after a long time here it is!! my lamb design!!!! also presenting to you an au thats not-so-much-of-an-au but rather my own machinations on trying to make sense of cotls lore.

it still has no name, but a little tl;dr would be: basically lambert used to be some kind of priest to a religion that derivated from narinders cult before he got imprisoned, in which they worshipped a distorted version of who narinder used to be, getting to a basic understanding of death as liberation rather than punishment. i still have some loose ends i need to tackle on, but the general idea exists. also i would be more than glad to infodump on anyone if youd like to hear me idk-

yeah! ive got some little things here and there planned, but nonetheless it might take some time before they properly see the light of day soooo,,, stay tuned maybe¿

[decaflondonfog]

day 30/30 of 30 microfics in 30 days

kandreil because i didn’t get to write them together throughout the thirty days before now. a 50 word reminder to self that i can write a microfic whenever i want 🥰 because they’re fun 🥰 and i like them 🥰

KANDREIL • PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT

[midnightsnaq]

Accidentally found myself working on two mp100 fics at the same time

[paperlovesadness]

Our Turtle man;

The Wirral Riddler;

Everybody's favorite Scouser;

Player of the midnight moon;

The son of mod himself;

Not only the Monkeys' best friend--

--but their best dressed friend as well;

He moves the moon that kid;

The Crispy King;

An absolute Guitar God;

Superstar stage animal;

Musical master;

He looks better in your leather jacket than you do;

One of the two father's of our favorite babies - TAOTU & EYCTE-

Give it up for the birthday boy:

Miles fucking Kane ❤️🔥🎉

[keeps-ache]

love music so much, i'm gonna make some noises about it !!

[mimiyanna]

It’s time for your regular reminder that Final Fantasy XIV is peak, and based, and goated, and literally my favorite game. And you should be playing it.

[agayconcept]

GUESS WHO JUST GOT APPROVED FOR DISABILITY !!!!!!!!!

[vattendrag]

Very important news!

Citrus is turning 18 today and is officially old enough to vote and drive a car 🎉

[joffyworld]

EATING THE FOOOOOODDDDDDD

beware of blood

i wanted to do all the weapons and then post but this was collecting dust in my files for 1.5 months so i figured might as well post it. maybe i'll do the rest sometime

[mikey-stardust-way]

Excuse me everyone I gotta go like kill myself-

BECAUSE I'M DYING ALREADY FROM EMOTIONS OH MY GOD HELLOOOO AHHHHHHHHHH HI!?!? HELP! HEEEELP!?!?!

I MAKE STUPID POST ABOUT CLUTCH- AND SUDDENLY IM THE KING OF POSSOM SHITPOSTING AND DILF LOVERS UNTITED!?!?!??!!!!!!!

[verstarppen]

Hello beautiful human!!! So - I’m in love with the smau’s you make, and I had a thought for one… what about a Logan Sargeant x youngest royal reader (ya know, like a younger sister of Prince Harry and Prince William), and she is completely distanced from her brothers and is in love with/engaged to Logan? I just love the idea 🥰

Hope you have a wonderful day!!!

summary; not to flex, but how many f1 drivers can say they're dating a princess?

pairing; logan sargeant x fem! princess! reader [ no faceclaim ]

a/n; for legal reasons im afraid of the british royal family and i don't want to get diana-ed so i've made her the princess of a land that may or may not be named after sims medieval please don't kill me; this is my send off to logan, thank you for your service king we love you <3

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monarchofslayington Greetings! My butler proposed that it would be delightful to host a Q&A session, given the multitude of inquiries, both digital and handwritten, expressing a keen interest in the culture of Yacothia. Please leave your questions in the comment section.

— Princess Y/N of Yacothia

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benjamin_long_2000 what's it like living in a castle?

monarchofslayington In truth, it is rather tedious and profoundly tranquil—occasionally reaching an ambiance reminiscent of a horror film.

abhijeetdeppiesse DOES THE QUEEN REPLY

monarchofslayington No, it is the princess who does.

jantellerman81 Do you have lots of free time or are you busy all day?

monarchofslayington I lend my support to charitable endeavors, visit events as an esteemed representative of my family, and intermittently travel to bolster diplomatic relations with foreign nations. Nevertheless, I reserve Sundays for respite.

eagle_hunter_2 Are you looking for a prince?

monarchofslayington Perchance eagle_hunter_2 You can't just say perchance

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logansargeant Big fan of Yachothia's unemployed driver support group

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danielricciardo Aren't we all

yacothiaracing hey king

francolapinto i'm also seatless for next year so if you'd be so kind to help me slide into their dms

logansargeant I've got you, brother danielricciardo Mate francolapinto @ yacothiaracing are you my iron deficiency because i'm falling for you yacothiaracing sold dannielricciardo You can't be serious francolapinto ;)

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fernandoalo_oficial Perfect night 🎉😀👏🏻

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maxverstappen1 Night club so good I might buy another cat

monarchofslayington It would be an honour

realmvettel THE PRINCESS IN THE LIKES STOPPPP

julyestie i don't think people realize how crazy this is, imagine the prince of monaco likes charles' post armstrongslayer look at her following the whole grid is there lmaooo

logansargeant Thank you for letting me join

fernandoalo_oficial You're still a part of this logansargeant Who's cutting onions

liked by monarchofslayington, alex_albon, logansargeant and 213,951 others

lilymhe If Alfred had instagram he would've liked this post

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monarchofslayington I am perpetually able to engage with social media via Her Highness, esteemed madam. - Alfred

alex_albon Can you share your Soup au pistou recipe monarchofslayington I shall not, good sir. alex_albon damn it

smilesargeant oh my god he's smashing a princess i never had a chance did i

forzapluto you and me both sister

ls2bathrug I am ever delighted to extend to you the gracious invitation of a visit 😊

ls2bathrug wait ls2bathrug fuck logansargeant Wrong account, doll ls2bathrug yes thank you captain obvious i hadn't noticed ls2bathrug STOP BLOWING UP MY NOTIFICATIONS YOU DEMONS

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monarchofslayington i can finally say this THAT'S MY BOYFRIENDDDDD HE'S MINEEEE

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verstappler "how were we supposed to know" HER NAME IS MONARCH OF SLAYINGTON

papayasalad I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT

monarchofslayington i'll always be your rug, lando enjoyer

logansargeant 😘

monarchofslayington are you flirting with me or smthin

francolapinto the seat deal is still on right

monarchofslayington hmmmmm francolapinto was your mom an artist because she made a masterpiece logansargeant 😐

pic credits; instagram and pinterest

fic-specific taglist; @spilled-coffee-cup @onecojg @cixrosie @sheridamn @namgification @thehufflepuffavenger1 @sxrcxsm26 @mehrmonga @mellowarcadefun @dark-night-sky-99 @multifandomwhore-003 @theblueblub @julezstinkz @vamplyle @yuki-tsunodas @ttokkisbee @eloriis @raizelchrysanderoctavius @itseightbeats @nitiii @i-m-in-loki-s-army @prettymonegasque

blog taglist; @wtfisakilometer2 @aexitizen-ln4 @biitch-with-wifi @localwhoore @redbullphantasmagoria @cixrosie @sheridamn @weunstan @namgification @whatislifebutlemons @demvnsriot @stinkyjax @sxrcxsm26 @beskardroids @tbsloneely @mehrmonga @marymustdie @mellowarcadefun @geniusalpaca @theblueblub @ayrtonsennatea @resident-swiftie @moonraysandstars @tellybearryyyy @coffeehurricanes @vamplyle @mrsmelinda @ttokkisbee @eloriis @raizelchrysanderoctavius @ln8118 @neferaskingdom @emppusofi @itseightbeats @nitiii @abunchofbutterflies @kiki-sleeps

(there are so many references in this it's insane)

[sweeterlovers]

A GOOD SURPRISE / MAX VERSTAPPEN

max verstappen x girlfriend (soon to be fiancé) reader

FACE CLAIM / none!

WARNINGS / some teasing in the comments

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TEXT MESSAGES

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INSTAGRAM

liked by yourusername, schecoperez, and 663,772 others

maxverstappen1 surprise trip for Y/N!!!

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yourusername SOMEONE TELL ME

yourusername I BEG 🙏🙏🙏🙏

maxverstappen1 nope

user5 aww cute

user7 the heart ❤️❤️❤️

landonorris she looks done with you 😂😂

yourusername I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHERE HES TAKING ME

maxverstappen1 it’s a surprise so no

yourusername lando…. what do you know?

landonorris i plead the fifth or whatever

yourusername your not even american!

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INSTAGRAM

liked by maxverstappen1, carolamtz1, and 235,711 others

yourusername finally landed 🤍🐚 @/maxverstappen1

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user345 your hair!!! so pretty

user67 aww so cute

user8 i spot max in the last photo 🤭

user4 it’s the heineken that makes it obvious

yourusername he always ordering them 🤦🏼‍♀️

user67 ☺️☺️☺️ enjoy your trip!

carolamtz1 🥰🥰🥰🥰

yourusername ❤️❤️

user60 the redbull wags!!

maxverstappen1 mijn liefje [my love]

yourusername i love you! 💗💗💗

user7 oh for max to speak dutch to me 🤞🤞

user89 more importantly for max to call me “my love”

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INSTAGRAM

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maxverstappen1 to spending my life with my love

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user57 OMGDF OMDG

user78 FREAKING OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!

user52 should’ve been me 😿😿😿

schecoperez congratulations 🎉

landonorris @/yourusername did he force you to say yes?

yourusername he bribed me actually 😁

maxverstappen1 LIAR!

pierregasly 👏🙌🎊

user56 i’m so happy for them

oscarpiastri wow!!!! congratulations 🎉

user30 that sounded sarcastic

sebastianvettel congratulations to the two of you!

maxverstappen1 thank you!

user300 i’m gonna cry seb

user8 miss my man 🐝

danielricciardo beyond happy for you!

maxverstappen1 thank you danny

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INSTAGRAM

liked by maxverstappen1, landonorris, and 965,727 others

yourusername couldn’t be happier 🥹🥹

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user7 CONGRATULATIONS 💗💗💗

user810 the ring 😍

victoriaverstappen so happy for you two!

yourusername 🤍☺️

user00 can’t wait for your wedding!

user3 i’m so happy!

francisca.cgomes the ring!!! so gorgeous ❤️

yourusername ily!!!

user088 can’t wait to see the dress!

maxverstappen1 i love you 😘

yourusername i love you so so much

user55 can’t wait to see max in a suit…. 😏

user654 real

landonorris 👏👏👏👏👏

danielricciardo can’t wait for the wedding!

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SWEETERLOVERS - sorry for being so inactive lately :((

TAG LIST 🏷️ @pear-1206 @fulla02 @depressed-crayon @a-beaverhausen

[maplesyrupsainz]

˖⁺｡˚⋆˙20 weeks you say… | LN4˖⁺｡˚⋆˙

pairing: lando norris x pregnant!reader y/n (she/her)

genre: social media au, established relationship

warnings: sexual references but not major, mainly fluff with some joking/play fighting yk the vibes

summary: in which your pregnancy announcement is met with an unexpected response

a/n: chose lando coz im obsessed with him atm😭😭😭 also i think this plot suits him better lol. it's pretty short but it fits the plot best imo!

request!!!: Can I request reader and driver, maybe Carlos or lando, announce her pregnancy only for fans to put together that the baby is a result of a race win

my masterlist

fc: various blonde girls from pinterest

instagram ->

yourusername

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yourusername we've been keeping a secret… 20 weeks and counting 🕊️

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user1 OH MY GOD

yourmother im crying again y/n!

yourusername you better stop by the time baby's here!

lilyzneimer so happy for you guys 🥹

yourusername tysm angel <3

iamrebeccad amazing news ❤️

liked by yourusername

alexandrasaintmleux congratulations ❤️

liked by yourusername

francisca.cgomes ahhh cant wait for baby to be born!

yourusername 🥹🥹🥹

user2 all the wags comments!! so cute

carlossainz55 are you sure?

yourusername 😂😂😂 yes lando is going to be a father for the 500th time

user3 hahahaha poor lando

charles_leclerc wow sending love to you both! congratulations!

liked by yourusername

oscarpiastri congratulations to my favourite couple!

yourusername thanks osc 😊

danielricciardo contrats 🎉

liked by yourusername

logansargeant wow congratulations guys

liked by yourusername

user4 20 weeks you say... 🧐

landonorris posted a story

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user5 ahh she's so gorgeous

user6 i can't believe u guys are gonna have a baby omg 😭

user7 wowwww

user8 cant wait for baby norris 🥹

lilyzneimer you better be looking after her

landonorris i am!!!

lilyzneimer good.... im watching

landonorris scary

yourmother look after my baby!

landonorris i am!!! why does no one believe me

yourmother she's carrying precious cargo

landonorris oh dont i know it 😭

twitter ->

messages ->

instagram ->

landonorris

liked by yourusername, carlossainz55, and others

landonorris anyway 🤫

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user16 r u telling us to shut up lando 🥺🥺

landonorris yes actually y/n is mad at u guys!

user17 NOOOOOOOOOOOO

user18 smh coz u guys r always running ur mouth

user19 what happened? what did u guys do this time 🤔

user20 ...worked out when their baby was conceived...

user21 HAHAHAHAHHA

user22 too far i fear

carlossainz55 me personally, i think it's funny

landonorris well...

yourusername shut up both of you

carlossainz55 sorry y/n

oscarpiastri forgive & forget 😌

user23 yup i agree with oscar! forgive us y/n

yourusername hmmm.... NO!

user24 HAHAHAHA

user25 hahahah poor y/n!

user26 it was a special race win tbf, we'd all have done the same thing y/n <3

liked by landonorris, yourusername

messages ->

instagram ->

yourusername

liked by lilyzneimer, landonorris, and others

yourusername lil update. we r so ready for baby now

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user27 omg she's so much bigger now

user28 what's the gender??

user29 they havent told us

user30 ur glowing y/n

liked by yourusername

user31 she liked this.. maybe she is forgiving us :)

lilyzneimer miss you in the garage babe

yourusername miss you so much! please come visit soon lol

lilyzneimer omg i will🥹🥹

mclaren we cant wait to meet little norris!

liked by yourusername, landonorris

iamrebeccad gorgeous girl

yourusername ily

user32 carlando & landoscar lives on in their wags friendships tbh

oscarpiastri lando is miserable without u, hurry up & have the baby & get back to races

yourusername what do u think im trying to do oscar? 🤨

oscarpiastri yea true. my bad

landonorris i dont like ur tone

oscarpiastri im so sorry

landonorris better

user33 LOL😭😭

time skip 🧡

landonorris posted a story

liked by yoursister, lilyzneimer, and others

yoursister is everything ok?

landonorris i'll keep you updated, dont worry

yoursister you better

user34 she's sooo cute

user35 i cant wait for her to have the baby ahh

user36 giggling & kicking her feet she's jus a girl fr

lilyzneimer keep me updated please

landonorris 😂 will add you to the baby update group chat

lilyzneimer please do omg

carlossainz55 dont freak out

landonorris easy for you to say

landonorris

liked by yourmother, oscarpiastri, and others

landonorris first month with our daughter x

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user37 OMG FINALLY NEWS

user38 a girl omg

user39 lando a girl dad!!!

user40 awwww a beautiful daughter from winning in miami

landonorris DONT BRING THIS UP AGAIN

user40 oop-my bad

user41 HAHAHAHA

user42 they deffo nickname her miami

oscarpiastri congratulations 🥂

landonorris 🧡

lilyzneimer 🥹🥹🥹🥹 so gorgeous

liked by landonorris

carlossainz55 congratulations both of you!

landonorris thanks for all ur help 🫡

carlossainz55 it's nothing :)

yourusername god i love you 🥹

landonorris i love YOU

yourusername posted a story

liked by landonorris, mclaren, and others

user43 HAHAHAHA

user44 ur not mad at us 🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉

user55 this is sooo funny & cute omg i love her

yoursister 😭😭stop it

yourusername hahahaha it is kind of funny tho

lilyzneimer ignoring the caption, u guys are so cute

yourusername 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

landonorris best gift i could ever ask for 😌 i love you

THE END 🧡

[maxlarens]

MV: YUCK! ⭐ part three

pairing(s): max verstappen x photographer!reader

summary: your aesthetic interest in max verstappen is purely professional, you swear.

fc: daisy edgar jones

a/n: enjoy pookies! happy miami day! i’ll be dead asleep when this posts but looking forward to waking up to sprint qual results and all the love you guys have been giving my smaus so far🥹

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@ynusername just posted…

tagged @danielricciardo @maxverstappen1 @redbullracing

liked by @redbullracing @ysistersuser and others

ynusername happy now daniel?

user1 WOOO danny ric #1 in the carousel

user2 omg

danielricciardo I guess 😐

⤷ redbullracing not slutty enough?

⤷ ynusername oh my god not you too

⤷ danielricciardo Definitely not slutty enough

⤷ ynusername when will this joke end

user3 when are these from?

⤷ user4 media day at the miami gp

maxverstappen1 Lol

⤷ user5 has anyone noticed that he comments on basically all of her posts?

⤷ user6 dry ass comments though

⤷ user8 🤷🏼‍♀️ he’s still commenting, says something doesn’t it

(yn’s messages)

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(yn’s messages)

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🔒 @ynpersonal just posted…

tagged @maxverstappen1 @danielricciardo

liked by @ysistersuser @maxverstappen1 and others

ynpersonal RAHHH P1 and P2😭😭 i literally couldn’t be prouder of you two!!!!!! love u both to absolute pieces!!!

user1 Woahh good job!!

ysistersuser huh🤔

⤷ ysistersuser oh i mean CONGRATS GUYYSSS🏆🎉

user2 photos are incredible! did you take any?

⤷ ynpersonal yeah i took the ones of max and dan! the first one is from sky news’ twitter haha

maxverstappen1 Couldn’t have done it without you ❤️

⤷ ynpersonal SO SO proud of you maxie. it’s all you x

user3 amazing result! and a p3 for leclerc!

danielricciardo Where are you? Aren’t you coming out tonight? You can’t bail! Look how proud of us you are

⤷ ynpersonal YES dan christ im getting changed

(yn’s messages)

📸 can u tell i realised that u can insert more images on desktop😋 also pls ignore time stamps they mean nothing

taglist: @a-disturbing-self-reflection @evie-119 @taygrls @petrifying-risotto @bernelflo @spookystitchery @the-lynnie-the-pooh @illicitverstappen @stinkyjax @chezmardybum @dark-night-sky-99 @zucchinimalfoy @maxverstappendefender @xjval @persiar9 @personwhoisther @marymustdie @bearryyyy @nearlynadin @firelily-mimi @marvelfangirl04 @its-elias-world @youre-on-your-ownkid d @namgification (message me or comment if you’d like to be added to my tag list! ⭐️)

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