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Since this coming year is the year of the dragon, the dragon family (and Link) are wishing you a very happy New Year.
For Hyrule Park, this year was not eventful, but at the same time significant. Firstly, the second chapter, which had been in the works for two years, was finally completed. Secondly, I decided to rework the story to make it more interesting for potential readers. For sensible reasons, I didn’t want to completely remake the comic, so I had to do it in fanfic format.
Overall, I'm glad that with the release of Tears of the Kingdom I was able to come up with a more structured plot. Of course, I will have to think about and redo a lot of details to make the story interesting and understandable. So in the first days of the coming year I will be busy writing out the lore and arranging the existing plot details in order to understand what exactly it is missing.
Hylia bless us in 2024🙏
#legend of zelda#zelda au#dragon siblings au#tears of the kingdom#post totk#zelink#ZeLink family#fankids#loz fankids#next generation#next gen oc#New Year 2024#New year special#yes it has nothing to do with Hyrule Park#but I wanted to post here something to celebrate new year
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We Have Always Lived in Hateno Village: Lets Play Tears of the Kingdom
I have utterly fucked off from the main quest at this point. Below the cut, I get another flashback sequence, briefly say hello to the Gorons, and spiral into sidequests.
Ah, lightning, my old nemesis. I got zapped twice before begrudgingly unequipping my metal shit.
Another wet memory! This one is Ganondorf and the Gerudos unleashing a swarm of monsters in the desert, yay! Zelda continues to participate in history, which surely won't have any consequences at all.
Gerudos my buff beloveds
Rauru's got THREE eyes and he didn't give me even ONE. :( At this rate I'm never going to replace all my dumb human parts with cool goat parts.
Oh fuck oh no oh fuck:
I didn't even mean to open my camera--that was all panic, baybee--but at least now Link has material for a found-footage horror film.
A fun thing to do is to get real deep underground and burn through 50+ brightblossoms and end up having to fast travel to safety after stubbornly fumbling for way too long in the dark.
An actually fun thing to do is to make a skeletal horse friend. Our time together was brief but beautiful, befitting a love that must blaze out like a dying star rather than fade away in a stable. I'll never forget you, skeleton horse friend.
Damn I wish Blingee still worked
Wet memory time! Zelda is outing herself as a time traveler, because fuck them future kids I guess. She is also not immune to the charms of her goat GGGGGGILF, if that blush means anything.
Back to sidequests. I continue to be Hyrule's premier engineer:
Photos taken moments before disaster (the disaster was that the cart detached from the harness during the cutscene and I took off without them):
Fuck it, we ball:
Ball it, we fuck:
The Gorons are building an amusement park? YES PLEASE
Nvm they're building it with an unregulated monopoly so I must destroy it at all costs
My current wild theory of the Zelda sightings in the present is that she did a time-travel body swap. We see her in the flashbacks as she sees herself, like Scott Bakula in Quantum Leap, but she's actually inhabiting the body of whatever malicious little weirdo is trotting around in her body right now. I know this is not going to be correct but the heart wants what it wants
I could afford the fire-resistant shirt but that would mean putting my tiddies in fabric jail so I refuse. Time to gather elixir ingredients and/or save up for fire-resistant pants.
I'm so glad I have camera mode unlocked now:
I found some lizards and got distracted by minecart tracks in the sky that have led me to a sky shrine!
I am now distracted by exploring the vast underground world in an area that has nothing to do with any quests I'm on.
After a brush with almost continuing the main quest, I went around finding (and inevitably repairing) sky terminals before trekking to Hateno Village for FASHION.
omg i love the mushroom fashionista
i love her secret midnight veggie habit
i love her public art pieces
she's perfect
Also perfect is this girl, who gave me a single egg and will never give me another:
I no longer remember the main quest. I have always lived in Hateno Village. I am the campaign manager for competing mayoral campaigns. I spend my nights roaming the network of caverns connecting the town's wells. I fill my pockets with pungent cheese.
Ooh, ooh, I get a FASHION REWARD for my relentless stalking of candidates for public office and my dedication to waking old woman up their beds to impose mushrooms upon them. I wonder what it--
!!!
HOLY FUCKING FRUITY FUNGI, BATMAN, I WILL NEVER TAKE THIS HAT OFF:
#stealthnoodle plays loz: tears of the kingdom#tears of the kingdom#totk spoilers#tears of the kingdom? no. it's mushrooms of the village#unfortunately for everyone i can take selfies now
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TH1RTE3N'S TR4V3L5: In The Shadow of the Dragon-God
BY NUMBER TH1RTE3N
I have been playing video games my whole life. Since I could pick up a controller with my grubby little toddler hands, the medium has never been far from my grasp. From my first adventures in gaming where I would watch my older cousin play the original Kingdom Hearts on the PlayStation 2, to getting my very own PS2 for my fourth birthday and playing Jurrasic Park: Operation Gensis well into my childhood nights (yes, I DID let my dinos run loose and eat my park-goers, thank you very much). In all my years of playing games across countless genres and developers, there have been few times in my life where playing a game has made me gasp, drop my jaw, make my breath catch in my chest, let a “wow” spill forth from my lips.
Climbing the western edge of the Gerudo Highlands for the first time in Breath of the Wild was one of those times for me. I was following my red pin towards a Sheikah Tower that I needed to unlock. Kind of. I was sort of aimless, wandering the rolling hills of Hyrule, doing that thing I do best when I play massive open-world games like BOTW. That thing being, wandering aimlessly towards the loose direction of my initial objective. I love to lose myself in games. To explore every corner of the map, to drink in the scenery, admire how the score compliments the situations I encounter, and I ESPECIALLY read every bit of lore I can find. Well, at least I try to (looking at you BioWare!) As games get bigger and more grand, and with the apparent renaissance of the open world genre across the industry, I am very grateful for lore journals and notebooks becoming a standard practice.
Wandering through the Great Hyrule Forest for the first time certainly made me say “wow”... sometimes out of frustration!
It was on one of these wanderings that I crested a hill in the Highlands, not even sprinting and using up my stamina, but more slowly and with care, in a strange pseudo-reverence to the talented artists and engineers that built the world that I was wandering in. I remember stepping over the hill with my game camera pointed to what was behind Link. I turned the camera to a gorgeous view of Lake Hylia at sunset. It was a stunning sight, one I decided I would stop and admire for a few seconds. Many real people with real lives and real love for the Legend of Zelda series spent many real hours of their lives on making sure that the wind blew through the grass on the Highlands at just the right speed, and that the crickets chirped at the right pitch and volume. Someone had to make sure the sunset was the right shade of orange, and I intended to be the one to make note of its hues.
I noticed something right then, out of the corner of my right eye. How long had it been there? My reaction was to turn my camera quickly. Was it an enemy that I hadn’t encountered? Some new form of Guardian? Heavens forbid… what if it was another keese swarm?! My eyes adjusted as the motion blur from the camera pan settled. What I saw wasn’t a new enemy; guardian, keese or otherwise. It was… wait… what is that? Is that a dragon? OH MY GOSH THAT’S A DRAGON!!! And a dragon it was. Snaking its way out from beneath Lake Hylia, was the yellow-green visage of Farosh.
My first experience with a Zelda game was in 2013, playing Wind Waker HD on the WiiU. The admittedly charming themed console was pre-loaded with a copy of Hyrule Historia, Nintendo’s attempt at weaving a cohesive narrative from the notoriously incohesive franchise. Like I said, I am nothing if not a lore nerd. At that point, I had been a bit-more-than-casual Zelda fan, and had taken some forays into the “Zelda timeline” YouTube holes, where I spent a bit (read: many dozens of hours) of time.
Seeing the Temple of Time in Ruins after fighting Ganondorf within its halls in Wind Waker HD was jarring to say the least.
It’s moments in games like these that I find myself reflecting on what gaming is to me as a medium. I could have experienced a serpentine dragon-god rising from a lakebottom in a fantasy novel, sure no problem. Heck, I probably have already, who knows these days with all these dragon shows and their houses and stuff! But it wasn’t in a novel. My meeting with Farosh wasn’t planned or scripted. Someone hadn’t written it, published the scene, edited that moment with flowery language until it fit their perspective of what the author thought a mighty creature being revealed might look like. It was my wanderings, a beautifully blank canvas left to uncover built with the love and attention of the people that made Breath of the Wild a reality, that allowed me to cross paths with the dragon. Watching Farosh ascend to light up the skies above Lake Hylia was something I will never forget. I will admit, when starting Tears of the Kingdom this past week, I was nervous that my breath would be measured, that my footfalls would be quicker, that I would press the sprint button more and the camera button less. Thankfully, I can say that is not the case, and I cannot wait to pick my jaw off of the floor once more.
Image Sources: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
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Adoption AU - Wild and Warriors: The Epic Quest For Taco Bell at 3 am
@tortilla-of-courage so you mentioned you’d be interested in my Adoption AU one-shots, and now that things have calmed down in my house a bit I figured I’d post the first one-shot I wrote; the one about Wild and Warriors going for a Taco Bell run. Theoretically, I was going to do a one-shot for each grouping of boys, as an introduction, but I don’t think that’s happening anymore. Either way, here’s the first thing I wrote!
(And, anyone else who would like to be tagged if/when I post more for this AU, let me know here and I’ll make a list or something)
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“anyone know any good substitutes for love and personal fulfilment?”
Warriors sent the tweet without much thought. He didn’t actually care about an answer, he just felt like venting about his most recent break up in a vague way, and thought he was being funny. He could already see Legend rolling his eyes.
His phone dinged a few times, one reply from Twilight, asking why he was up so late (which he’d responded to with the same inquiry, which had Twilight going silent), one from Legend mocking him, one from Hyrule trying to actually help. He was surprised how many of his brothers were up at this hour.
He dropped the phone on his bed, rubbing his eyes. He wasn’t actually all that tired, probably a consequence of having all afternoon classes and a habit of leaving his work to the last minute. Eh, the first year was supposed to be mostly parties anyways. (Not that Time would ever find out he said that.)
His phone dinged again and he groaned, eying the clock and the small bottle of melatonin next to it. 2:43 am. He should sleep. He didn’t have anything tomorrow, he finished his last final earlier that afternoon, though, so a few more minutes couldn’t hurt.
He picked up the phone and woke it up again. He blinked a few times at the new reply.
“crunchwrap supreme from taco bell”
He ignored Twilight yelling at Wild for being up, as apparently Wild did have a final tomorrow still. Not that Wild was paying any more attention.
He snorted, hitting the like button on Wild’s tweet and clicking off his phone. He reached up to stretch, yawning as he did. He eyed the melatonin bottle again. Technically, he didn’t need the supplements to sleep, but with how messed up his sleep schedule was, they did help him knock out when he planned on sleeping at a reasonable hour. This wasn’t a reasonable hour, but sleepiness hadn’t set in yet either.
Before he could decide, his phone lit up with a text notification. He tilted his head back and pointed his phone down to look at instead of dropping his arms.
Gordon Ramsey 2:44 am
lets go
Warriors blinked once. Then again. He unlocked his phone to type back.
what?????? go where?????
A second passed when he got a reply.
taco bell
for your substitute for love
since you got dumped and need something
oops was that too soon
sorry
Warriors blinked at the screen again. Wild lived twenty minutes away from the university Warriors was attending, and the nearest Taco Bell was no closer. Plus, Time had revoked Wild’s driving privileges after he crashed his bike into the barn and broke both and his arm. There was no way Wild was getting to the university, much less a fast food joint. Especially at this hour.
and how do you plan to do that? You aren’t allowed to drive yet Mr. Broken Arm
you have a care
*car
That was a very good point.
you are suggesting that I drive 20mins outside of town to pick you up, drive another 20mins back into town, then drive around downtown until we find an open taco bell, at 3am on a school night before you have a final?
There was a few seconds pause, just long enough for Warriors to consider that he’d given up on it.
no
we wont be driving all over town
i googled it and found one
its like 10mins form your collage
*from
*college
Warriors considered that.
twilight won’t be happy
only if he finds out
Wild made a very good point.
how do you plan to get out of the house without him noticing?
i have a window war
The response was so immediate, and he was probably sleep deprived enough, that he burst out laughing when it sent.
20mins
He clicked his phone shut and shoved it in his pocket, grabbing a jacket and his scarf on the way out of his room. He was struggling to shrug them both on at once when he realized his roommate was still up too. There was a tense staredown as their eyes met and they both froze.
Volga broke the standoff by closing his book. “And where are you going at this hour?”
Warriors considered that. “My brother bribed me with food to break him out of the house,”
“At,” he glanced at his watch, “two forty-nine am?”
“Yes,”
The silence was tense.
Volga sighed and opened his book again. “Don’t crash and die, I’d hate to have to get a new roommate when I’ve finally gotten used to you,”
“Don’t burn the dorm down while I’m gone,” Warriors joked back, finally getting the fabric to work with him.
“It happened once, and it’s not like you’re any better at cooking!”
“I don’t set what I make on fire, and then freak out and throw it when blowing out that fire doesn’t work,” he grabbed his keys from the dish by the door and waved behind him.
“It happened once, Link!”
“And it’s why we order out now,” he grinned, ducking out the door. “See you later, Volg, be back in an hour or so,”
He could hear Volga’s angry shout through the door, so hurried down the stairs to the ground level as quickly as he could, before Volga woke their neighbor again.
He was still giggling when he got to the parking lot. Volga was just too easy to rile up.
The cool night air woke him up a little more so, and he took a deep breath as he located his car. A hand-me-down vehicle, he inherited it from Time when he was old enough to drive. Mostly this was so he could stop asking everyone else for their cars when he wanted to go somewhere. A little elbow grease however, and no one could tell it was at least 20 years old and not fresh off the lot. He made sure none of his brothers were allowed to drive it, especially after Wild got his bike stuck in a tree, or Legend crashed into a lake, or Twilight picked up drag racing, or Wild got his bike stuck on the roof, or Hyrule lost his car, or Four rolled his truck, or Wild and the barn literally last week. A lot of the crashes in the family came from Wild going ‘oh yeah? Watch this!’ now that he thought about it. It was a miracle he still had the same bike.
The twenty minute drive to the farm was pretty boring, nothing of note really happening.
He turned off his headlights as he pulled into the drive, not wanting to wake anyone, especially Time, up. He shot off a quick text to Wild when he parked.
A window opened and Legend’s head poked out to glare at him. His phone dinged.
Royal Pain 3:12 am
what are you doing here?
He glared back at Legend and typed out a response.
taco bell run
Legend glanced down, presumably at his phone, then back up a Warriors with an incredulous expression.
at 3am????
and if so why are you /here/????
Warriors pointedly looked around the house where Wild emerged from the bushes. Said brother grinned and popped open the passenger door to climb in.
“Hey,” he grinned. His hair was a mess, with at least two visible sticks stuck in it, and he was still in his sleep clothes. Despite this, he seemed fine.
“Legend has us made,” Warriors nodded to their brother, who was still glaring with his head out the window.
Royal Pain 3:15 am
twilight won’t be happy about this
Warriors frowned, trying to shield his phone from Wild as he typed back.
twilight won’t know
Warriors did not like the look in Legend’s eyes as he got the next text.
unless i tell him
Warriors glared up at his brother, working his jaw.
what do you want?
He hated the pleased grin Legend shot him.
the most expensive thing on the menu on your dime
fine
Warriors shoved his phone away with a growl, flipping off the overly smug Legend as he put the car in gear. “Asshole,” he muttered.
“What was that about?” Wild asked.
“We’re buying him food too now,” Warriors growled, flicking back on his headlights.
“Oh, cool,” Wild leaned back into the seat and pulled out his phone. “So the Taco Bell we’re going to only has the drive thru open, and it’s just off main street,”
Warriors nodded, focussing on the road and not that Wild had found the aux cord.
About thirty minutes later, as Wild finally turned down the music to provide directions, he snapped and turned to Warriors mid direction. “Do you want to sign my cast?”
Warriors blinked. “Maybe when we stop, I’m not crashing to sign your cast right now.”
Wild nodded, and pointed across Warriors at the street they had to go down.
They pulled into the drive thru and ordered, then had to wait for the very expensive thing Legend wanted. Warriors turned to Wild as the car idled.
“Do you have a marker?”
Wild blinked at him, then brightened up and offered out a sharpie and his right arm. The cast, under the signatures and well wishes of their family and all of Wild’s friends, was painted in very poorly drawn flames. Warriors raised an eyebrow as he searched for a clear spot to sign.
“Hyrule painted it for me,” Wild explained with a grin.
“Ah,” Warriors hummed as he finally tracked down an empty space by Wild’s elbow.
He scrawled out his name, not much room for anything else, and then handed the capped sharpie back to Wild while he twisted around to accept the food from the drive thru worker.
He shot off a text to Legend to let him know they had his food, alongside an upset emoji. Legend sent him a devil face emoji back. Wild dug through the bag for his food, sharpie stuck in his hair alongside the twigs, which seemed to be multiplying.
Warriors rolled his eyes and pulled back onto the road.
At some point, Wild pulled the wrap out and handed it to Warriors, who ate one handed as he drove. Wild was right about one thing, the wrap did taste very good.
He pulled into the drive of the farmhouse, headlights off, just as he finished off the wrap. He phone dinged the second he put the car in park.
Royal Pain 3:58 am
where’s my food bitch
Warriors looked up to the window where Legend was leaning out and glaring at him.
Wild laughed at the surly look on Legend’s face, climbing out and taking the bag with him. “I’ll feed him,” he promised, grinning. “Thanks for the trip, War!”
“No problem,” Warriors grinned back. “Just make sure you get to bed once you’re inside, so Twi doesn’t suspect in the morning,”
Wild gave him a thumbs up. He shut the door a little too hard, making Warriors wince, and bounced up to throw the bag up to Legend. Legend caught it the second time, when Wild opted to use his not broken arm to toss it, and disappeared inside again. Warriors’ phone dinged again a few seconds later.
Royal Pain 4:00 am
thanks pretty boy
your secret is safe with me
for now
Warriors rolled his eyes and sent him a thumbs up back, then pulled out of the drive again to head back to campus. He was actually starting to feel tired now, so he figured he’d get home and just crash. It’d be like, 4:30 in the morning by then, and he was pretty sure Volga would be asleep. And if he wasn’t, they had a rule that after 4 am until 7 they were allowed to ignore each other, so it’d be fine.
Volga was asleep when Warriors snuck in, passed out in a chair with the book on his chest. Warriors took the sight in, then sighed.
He dropped his keys in the dish, then pulled off his jacket and scarf to hang in his room. He grabbed a bookmark off his shelf and wandered back out to pull the book off of Volga’s chest and set it down so the spine wouldn’t crease. He left Volga like that, however. He didn’t want the books to get damaged, but if Volga was dumb enough to fall asleep in the common room without a blanket, then he deserved what he woke up with.
He was very lucky that Warriors was too tired to find a sharpie.
He fell asleep before remembering to take off his shoes.
(---)
The next morning, so about noon, he was woken by Volga pounding on the door to put his phone on silent.
His phone buzzed on the desk next to him and he pulled it off and up to his head, hitting answer before looking at the contact.
“Hullo?” He slurred, still half asleep.
“Twilight knows,” Legend greeted him.
“What?” Warriors sat up, groaning as his back complained from sleeping on his stomach all night. It took a second for his brain to catch up.
“Twilight knows,” Legend repeated. “Hyrule sold you out, unintentionally, and I can hear him selling you both out to Time,”
Warriors blanched as the words registered. “Oh shit,” he threw himself out of bed, hissing as he realized he slept fully dressed, and scrambled for the things he’d need in order to flee. “How long?”
“Twenty minutes if you get lucky and Wind pulls through, less if not,”
Warriors cursed under his breath as he changed his shirt and tried to make it look like he hadn’t been sleeping in what he was wearing. “Thanks for the heads up, I’d say I owe you but,”
“You’d rather not owe me,”
“Yeah,”
“Look, if you get caught and cave, I go down too. This is self-preservation. Don’t cave and we’re even.”
“Got it, I won’t,”
“You better not,” Legend hissed. “Good luck,”
“Thanks,” Warriors nodded, even though Legend couldn’t see him.
He tossed the phone on his dresser as the line went dead and he went about trying to comb through his hair so he looked presentable.
A hard knock on his door came a few seconds later.
“I put my phone on vibrate, Volga!” He shouted through the door. “You can drop it now!”
“Link?”
Warriors paused, then opened the door. Lana, Impa and Artemis waited on the other side, Volga glaring at them and hovering behind them.
Warriors blinked dumbly at them. “Uh, hi?”
“Hi Link! Good morning!” Lana grinned and waved at him.
“It’s noon,” Impa reminded the group, eying Warriors up and down.
“Oh, right,” Lana nodded, then went back to grinning at him. “Good noon, Link!”
He snorted and shook his head to clear it. “Good noon to you too, Lana. Can I ask what you’re all doing here?”
“We were hoping you’d join us for something,” Artemis smiled at him, also looking him over, trying to find whatever Impa had picked up on. “We’re going on a small road trip since all our finals are over, and we were planning on hitting a few different cities over the week,”
“Mhm,” Lana nodded quickly. “We’re leaving today, and are taking no calls until we get back, and we’re camping in the car, which is why we’re using my van, and we were hoping you’d come with us,”
“I’m in,”
The three girls blinked at him. Maybe he answered too fast, but taking no calls, meaning no contact with his family, for a week gave them time to move past this, and he really didn’t want to deal with a lecture from Time. His friends just offered him asylum, whether they knew it or not.
Impa narrowed her eyes. “What happened with your family?” She asked, already onto him.
“Nothing that’s my fault,” he responded, ducking back into his room. “What should I bring with?”
Lana listed off what they figured they’d take and he pulled out a suitcase, nodding along as he started packing. He fired off a text to the group chat as he grabbed his jacket, tossed over one arm, and wrapped his scarf around his neck.
World’s Best Captain 11:39 am
Leaving on a road trip with some friends. Be back in a week, but I can’t take calls until I’m back. Don’t kill each other!
He put his phone on silent and slipped it into his pocket.
He might have a hellish text backlog when he got back, but it’d be better than the lecture from Time. And besides, he got to spend a week with the best girls he knew.
As far as he was concerned, everything worked out win-win for him.
Wild was right, the crunchwrap supreme from Taco Bell did work wonders in supplying love and personal fulfilment, even if not in the way he meant it.
He made a note to get Wild something as thanks while they were out. Maybe some crash pads. Goddesses knew that his brother needed them.
#linked universe#lu#lu wild#lu warriors#lu legend#volga#lu artemis#impa#general#lana#general is the nickname we gave hw impa#apparently i wrote this in september last year#so this has been sitting in my google docs for a while#also!#if anyone can help me find the blog and post this fake tweet came from#so i can link to it if nothing else#i would very much appreciate that#also don't use this to judge the quality of my writing#this is a year old already#adoption au
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Zelink Week 2021: Day 4
Hello and welcome to day 4 of @zelinkweek2021 (I remembered to tag it this time!). Today's prompt is "Trust: Broken/Forged." I tried to address both aspects in this chapter of "Under the Boardwalk." Just a reminder this story is rated M and will shift to E with the last chapter (but the E bit can be skipped if you want). This chapter takes place the night of the first chapter, if you're getting confused with the timeline. Yesterday's chapter took place sometime in the future. Enjoy!
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Under the Boardwalk: We'll be Fallin' in Love
Ice cream. Coffee. A movie.
“What’s in here?”
Dinner. Ice skating. Mini golf.
Link can’t help thinking of better date ideas than sneaking around the amusement park he works at after hours. He had hoped they might walk around a bit, Zelda would get her fill of the empty park and they could leave and go do something else. Though he holds out some hope that she might get a little scared, and maybe clutch his arm to her chest, crushing it between her breasts as she clings to him. He’s distracted by the idea for a moment, until he hears the rattle of a doorknob.
“Don’t — ! That’s an electrical room, it supplies power to some of the lights. It’s dangerous.”
“Then why isn’t the door locked?”
Link takes Zelda’s arm, hoping he can pull her away from the door plastered in signs that say WARNING! and DANGER! with pictures of little sad people surrounded by lightning bolts. He attempts a distraction.
“Why don’t we go look at The Molduga? We can sneak into the part in the middle where it’s like a little forest.”
He hears a little click before Zelda turns to him, flashing a brilliant smile that makes his insides go watery.
“Ooh yes! Let’s go!”
And then she does take his hand, and he feels a thrill, glad she can’t see the goofy grin that crosses his face as he turns to lead her into the park.
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Link knew where there was an opening in part of the fence that surrounds The Molduga, the giant wooden roller coaster that’s the main attraction of Hyrule Castle Amusement Park. The Molduga has been the highlight of the park for decades, and over the years a mini-forest grew inside each of the loops and curves the ride takes as it sprawls around the north side of the park. Of course, they don’t want people going in there when the ride is open, so they put up a fence that surrounds the ride on all sides.
But the fence is nearly as old as the ride, and hasn’t been well maintained in all of its years of existence. Much like everything else at the park, regular maintenance was allowed to slide in the name of maximizing profits. The fence has developed several gaps and holes over time, and the wooded areas of the interior are a favorite place for park employees to hide out while on break, to have a smoke or a nip or just enjoy nature for a minute before you have to submerge yourself in the tourist hordes again. Link knows of a gap in the fence hidden in the backside of the ride, where the track runs by the main fence between the park and the parking lot.
Maybe she’ll get bored and we can leave, Link thinks as he leads Zelda there. Surely by now she has been satisfied with the relative spookiness of the park after closing and is willing to head off and do something that’s actually fun. He can barely see her in the darkness of this part of the park, the black ball cap she put on covering her golden hair, her dark shirt and pants hiding the rest of her. He had to admit he’d been hoping she would wear some night-time version of what she wore each time he saw her at the park, the little dresses that left her shoulders bare and showed off a lot of thigh. The dresses that often came to mind when he had some time to himself at night before bed.
He had been surprised when she arrived to meet him that night.
“You look … uh, you look nice,” he said, rather stupidly. She always made him kind of stupid.
Zelda saw right through him, smirking as he scrambled to seem gentlemanly despite his obvious disappointment.
“Well I don’t think strappy platform sandals would have been very practical for sneaking around, do you?”
No, but they did nice things for her legs and he liked the pretty pink nail polish she wore on her toes.
“I … uh … I guess not.”
He wasn’t an eloquent guy on the best day but this was getting pathetic. He was nervous, and she made him feel so flustered.
“Besides, this way I can blend into the shadows so we don’t get caught!”
She brought out a black ball cap with a flourish and put it on her head in one smooth motion before turning to him and winking.
“So let’s go!”
Link’s brain shut down when she winked at him, nothing but white noise for a moment, only coming back online once he saw her head off into the dark, and he scrambled to catch up with her.
Despite him being the supposed tour leader, it was Zelda who led him about the park, asking questions and taking off with “Ooh, what’s over there?!” so often that he felt like he was constantly just trying to keep up. He should be used to the feeling by now, he thinks. He’s always attempting to keep up, and never quite making it.
But this time he led her, pulling the fence open so that she could go in.
“Are there a lot of gaps in the fence like this?”
“Um … yeah. I only know about this one but there’s gaps all over. I don’t think they do a lot of inspections.”
“Isn’t that dangerous?”
“I guess.”
“Hmm.”
He followed her through, then took the lead again, hoping he remembered where the little clearing was that had the least amount of trash in it and had a fallen log they could sit on. It was a nice area, a little further in than most employees were willing to go, and so it was relatively clean and untouched. Maybe they could sit for a while. Maybe she would let him kiss her. Maybe she would kiss him. Maybe they could do a lot of kissing. Maybe she would push him down into the grass and let him run his hands up the inside of her shirt … Lost in his daydream, it was a minute before he realized she wasn’t behind him, and turned to see her jogging up to him.
“I stopped to tie my shoe,” she said by way of explanation.
“Oh,” Link said, confused. Why hadn’t she said anything? He would have waited for her.
“Just a bit more,” he told her.
He took a right where the tracks crossed each other, soaring a hundred feet over their heads, and followed the wooden framework that criss-crossed in a huge lattice to support the ride in the air around … and there they were. He stepped over a piece of the wooden framework that had fallen; there were a few of those around, pieces dropped off the antique ride frequently. Link realized what he’d thought was a log was actually one of the giant cross beams from the ride that had fallen who knows when and had grown soft and green with moss.
“Is this part of the ride?” Zelda asked as she sat next to him.
“Yeah, this ride is pretty old and parts fall off a lot.”
“That doesn’t seem safe!”
“Well, I’m sure they replace them.”
“When?”
How was he supposed to know?
“I dunno. I’m just. Sure they do.”
“Do they ever shut the ride down for any reason? Like for safety? Or if someone gets hurt?”
Link laughed.
“No, they never shut down the Molduga. It makes them too much money.”
She hummed thoughtfully at that.
It was a lovely night, the heat of the day having dissipated, a cool breeze soughing through the trees. Without the crowds of people, the noise of the cars and the roar of the rides, it was peaceful, the noise of the city distant and muted. It was, dare Link think it, almost romantic.
“Oh!” he heard Zelda exclaim next to him. “You can see all the stars!”
Link looked up. She was right, the sky twinkled with a number of stars that couldn’t be seen normally with the light pollution of the park and the city. He leaned in a bit closer to her. He could smell her perfume, the one she wore every time he saw her, the one that had rooted itself in his brain, that he thought he could smell every time he thought of her. Which was a lot. The scent pulled his attention away from the sparkling wash of the stars and back to Zelda, and he resisted the impulse to bury his nose into her neck and breathe her in.
“Zelda, can I k—“
“Do they ever shut down any of the other rides for repairs?”
They spoke at the same time.
“I’m sorry, did you say something?”
“Ah, forget it,” he mumbled, the moment gone. “Um, I don’t think so … Can’t we … can’t we talk about something else? Why do you even want to know?”
He could see her eyes widen in the dark as she looked at him.
“Oh … I was just curious!”
He’s struck with the realization that they rarely talk about anything else. Even before, when she would come and talk to him at his booth. Questions about the security at the park. About the rides. About the money. About Mr. Ganondorf, like Link would know anything about that. An icy tendril of dread began to worm its way through his middle, wrapping around his stomach and snaking its way up to his heart.
He stared at his hands, not really seeing them, but unable to look at her, either.
“You’ve been asking me a lot of weird questions. And wanting to look at a lot of weird stuff.”
Link began to feel very, very foolish. Foolish for ever thinking someone like Zelda would actually be interested in him. He should have known.
He squeezed his eyes shut tightly.
“What is this really about?”
Because it's not about me, is it, he thought.
He heard Zelda sigh.
“Link … I’m so sorry.”
He couldn’t help the groan of dismay that crawled out of his throat at her words, pushing his hands into his hair as he dropped his head onto his knees. He laced his fingers over the back of his head as if shielding himself from more disappointment.
It had been such a shitty year. After struggling through a few semesters of college, anxiety had finally gotten the better of him, and he dropped out when his grades slipped and he was in danger of failing. He had taken the amusement park job because it was easy, and he thought it might be fun, and it would keep his dad off his back. But it turned out standing in a game booth all day was really boring, yet also exhausting, leaving him with just enough energy to get on the bus home and collapse in his bed. Of course once he dropped out his student loans had come due, and all of his income went right into the payments. He had no degree, no goal in life, no energy, and no money. And no Zelda.
His voice was hollow and muffled as he spoke into his knees.
“Do you even have a sister?”
Her silence told him all he needed to know. Zelda had told him that her family had a season pass to the park and she was chaperoning her sister while she ran around the park, which is why she was there so much.
“No,” she whispered. “I’m an only child.”
Link sat up, covering his face with his hands as if he could hide from the truth. Zelda had been the bright spot of the summer, appearing at his booth one day like some gift from the goddess. She was so beautiful, and he couldn’t believe it when she came up to talk with him one morning, not long after he started working at the park. He had mumbled and stuttered, and yet, a couple of days later, she’d come back and talked with him some more. And then a few days later, again. Soon he was jumping at every blonde head of hair he saw, scenting the breeze like a dog seeking her perfume. It made coming into work bearable, almost exciting, the hope he might see her enough to get him through the day.
She had played him. She’d used her short dresses and big green eyes and played him for the horny idiot he was. Link felt like his heart was going to crack in half.
“Why?”
He jerked his hands away from his face and looked over to her. Zelda sat on the log next to him, shredding a dead leaf in her fingers. She continued to stare at her hands as she spoke, as if she couldn’t bring herself to meet his eyes.
“I’m a reporter with the Hyrule Star Fragment. I think something bad is going on in the park. I needed some way to get access to the inner workings of the park so I could gather evidence.”
“And I was that access.”
Link gave a bitter laugh.
“I should have known,” he said, as much to himself as to her. “I should have known someone like you wouldn’t really want someone like me. Well, I hope you got all the information you needed. I hope it was worth it.”
Link stood up to leave. He didn’t need to sit here and continue to be humiliated.
“Come on, I’ll show you back to your car.”
“Link, wait! Please, let me explain.”
He stopped, arms wrapped around his middle like he could hold all of his heartache inside of him. He turned around to look back at her, still seated on the log, face just a light blur in the deep shadows of the trees.
“Mr. Ganondorf is not a good person. This park is dangerous, and people are getting hurt.”
“So? What does that have to do with me?”
Zelda huffed in exasperation, then stood and came over to him. She stood close to him, so close he could feel the heat of her body. It seemed so intimate, like they were the only ones in the whole world, and he felt the stupid animal part of him react to it. He squashed it down and took a step back.
“People’s lives are ruined because they get hurt here and Ganondorf just covers it up. They are injured and he makes it out to be their fault and then they lose their jobs and their homes because of their medical expenses. That he should have paid for! The rides are dangerous and are in disrepair and it won’t be long before someone is killed!”
Link really didn’t want to listen. He didn’t want her to make him care. But the park employees talked. He’d heard some stories, stories about people getting injured, employees disappearing. He’d chalked it up to gossip, but maybe there was truth to it. Maybe it wouldn’t be long until he was next.
“I’m trying to gather evidence so I can write an exposé for the paper. Help people to learn the truth about this park and what happens here. But I can’t do it alone. I’m sorry I misled you—”
“Lied to me.”
Zelda sighed.
“I’m sorry I lied to you. I didn’t think … I didn’t think you’d want to help me. So I did what I thought would work. I didn’t think I’d …”
She dropped off there, leaving whatever she thought he’d do unsaid.
“You didn't think you'd what? You used me. How far would you have gone to keep me on a leash, telling you whatever you wanted? Would you have kissed me? Would you have fucked me? And then what, just dropped me once you got what you wanted?”
Link’s hurt and anger had boiled up so hot in him it made him nasty. He never talked like this to anyone, but it was as if all of his pent up rage at failing out of college, having to move back home, having his dad on his case at all times, had come pouring out. He hated himself more in this moment than he had all year. And he already hated himself quite a bit. But the words had been said and there was no taking them back now.
“No! I’d never!”
Link suddenly felt very weary, the rage flooding out of him almost as soon as it had filled him up.
“Then what?!”
Link had wanted to shout at her, but instead, his question came out as a quiet plea. His anger was quickly replaced with desperation. He just wanted to know how he fit into her grand scheme before they left the park and he never saw her again.
Zelda was silent for a moment, as if she battled over what to say to him. Or maybe she was just cooking up more lies to string him along some more.
“I didn’t think I’d actually like you,” she said, sounding defeated. “I thought I’d … I thought I’d just flirt with you, and ask you some questions, and maybe you’d show me around the park like you did. And once I knew where to go to get the answers I needed, I could disappear from your life and do what I needed to do.”
Link scoffed. He didn’t think his self loathing could get any worse but the way his heart lifted when she said she liked him proved him wrong. He just wanted so badly to have one right thing in his life.
“I hated lying to you, but by this time I didn’t think I could tell you the truth. I had planned to do as much as I could tonight and then …”
“And then drop me after that, right when I thought I had a chance.”
The fact that she wouldn’t meet his eyes confirmed that theory.
“Let’s just go,” he sighed, and started to walk away.
“Link, please!” she cried, and grabbed his hand. In his mind he yanked his hand out of her grasp and stalked away, indignant. In reality, he stopped, once again relishing the feeling of her hand in his.
“I promise, no more lies,” Zelda said, quietly and urgently. “But I do need your help. I need employee access into the park. Ganondorf cannot be allowed to continue to ruin people’s lives just to make himself richer. And I’ll try to make it up to you.”
He huffed a disbelieving laugh.
“How?”
“Let me at least buy you dinner, and I’ll answer any of your questions. And if you want to part ways after that, then fine. And if not … maybe we can do this together.”
He looked at her, her hopeful face bathed in the light of the newly risen moon. Despite the lies, despite all of the deception, he believed her. He still felt like he should say no, remain on his high horse and leave her behind, drop her just as she had planned to drop him, but as usual, he was weak to anything she asked from him. It was just one night, Link reminded himself. He wouldn’t have to see her again if he didn’t want to.
“Fine,” he said with a sigh. “But I pick the restaurant.”
Zelda exhaled in relief.
“Oh thank you, Link! I promise you won’t regret it!”
Before he knew what was happening, she’d leaned in and kissed him on the cheek before yanking on his arm and dragging him out of the trees, through the gap in the fence, and out of the park, all without being spotted by security, just as he’d said.
Link thought he probably would regret it. But in the end, he decided he didn’t care.
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“I’m sorry, I didn’t know”
Febuwhump prompt #10/28
Franchise: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of Wild university AU by the wonderful, magical @snickerduu like honestly don’t even read this just go follow them
Word Count: 1,454
“So,” Link said as he handed her the cone of ice cream he had bought her, a heap of strawberry ice cream piled on the top. “You’re a biology major, huh?”
His fingers had brushed hers as he gave it to her, but he tried not to blush, sitting down with his own cone packed with peanut butter ice cream.
“How did you know that?” Zelda asked with a smile. Link looked over with a similar expression, the natural upwards curve of his lips showing his happiness with his present company.
“The flash cards?” Link tried to remind her. “On the subway? Last week when we met. I trust you haven’t forgotten already.”
“Of course not,” Zelda insisted. “I could never forget my knight in shining armor, waking me up at the correct stop. I would have missed my exam if not for you.”
Link chuckled.
“And your shoulder made a pretty comfortable pillow, too,” Zelda continued, bumping Link’s shoulder playfully.
They both laughed before entering the tentative, pondering, and shy silence that comes with all first dates, licking their ice cream on the bench they sat. Link in particular was trying to find any topic of conversation to make him worth her time, but it seemed she beat him to it.
“What is your major?” Zelda asked.
“Undeclared,” Link said, turning to face her with on knee bent against the back of the bench and the other leg straight and dangling off it. “I’m sort of just going through the GEs while I figure out the answer to the big ‘What do you wanna do when you grow up?’ question,” Link chuckled and Zelda found herself absolutely loving the noise. “I haven’t exactly figured it out yet.”
“That’s okay,” Zelda said in reply, now facing Link as well, except her legs were crossed in front of her. “You’ll sort it out when the time is right. Do you have any hobbies? Things that interest you?”
“I basically play every sport under the sun,” Link said. “But that’s just because I like to keep active. It’s never been a career thing for me.”
“Honestly, I envy you,” Zelda said. “I find myself with a serious lack of hobbies at all. I suppose I lack the courage to try some.”
“I like cooking too,” Link said. “You could try that. It isn’t too hard and it’s like science…but fun.”
“Science is fun.”
“If you say so,” Link said just before Zelda grabbed the side of her arm with sudden and heavy breaths, eyes frolicking with panic and ice cream splattered on the floor.
“Zelda?” Link asked, a similar worry in his expression. “What’s wrong?”
Zelda was literally gasping for air, Link standing up and trying to figure out what was wrong with impatient, scanning eyes and timid hands.
“Bee,” she barely managed. “Allergic.”
“What can I do?” Link asked immediately.
Zelda shook her head, Link refusing to believe that he really could do nothing when she was literally dying in front of him. But that was exactly what she meant as she quickly rummaged through her small pastel blue purse with a golden chain still around her shoulder. She pulled out a small cylindrical object that Link had never seen before. Zelda aimed it near her thigh.
“Zelda, what are you doing?” Link asked. Zelda closed her eyes. “What’s going on?”
“No!” Link yelled as she stabbed the cylinder into the side her of thigh. But, instead of roaring with pain like Link expected, she instead started to breath easier, withdrawing the cylinder. She placed it back in her small purse as she slowly reclaimed normal breaths, head drooped around the back of the bench, eyes on the sun, the leaves of the trees, the blue sky and the small birds.
“I’m allergic to bee stings,” Zelda explained.
“Zelda, I…” Link said, “I…I’m so sorry, I didn’t know. I shouldn’t have asked you to the park.”
“Could you call UPD?” Zelda asked, almost interrupting him. The lack of accepting his apology worried him until he figured that perhaps he didn’t deserve an acceptance from her. “I’m fine for now, but I should get to the clinic on campus. I can’t drive in my condition.”
“Yeah…yeah, of course,” Link said, scrolling through his contacts as he sat back down on the bench. This was the first time he had actually called the university police department since they told him to put it in his phone on orientation day last month. At the time, he wondered what on earth he would use it for, but put it in anyway. As he clicked on the number and heard his phone ring, he actually silently thanked that boring orientation session for at least one beneficial thing.
“Yeah, hi,” Zelda heard after a few moments. “I’m a student at Hyrule State University Necluda. I’m with another student who just got stung by a bee and has an allergy. She poked herself with some plastic thing…oh is that what it’s called? Anyway she used her epi…whatever you said, but she says she still needs to get to the clinic on campus…Yes! A ride! That would be great! We’re at Blatchery Park. Okay…okay…yeah, yeah that’s fine, thank you so much!”
“They’re on their way,” Link said, turning to Zelda, who was still looking up at the sky. Link worried that she was mad at him, and so he tried to lighten the mood.
“I’ll fight any bees that try to assault you again, I promise.”
Zelda cracked a smile.
“Aren’t you a real Necluda Knight?” Zelda said in jest, Link absolutely thrilled she that didn’t seem to be mad at him. “You should sign up to be the mascot. Walk around in that heavy armor at all the games.”
Link laughed.
“Not a chance,” he said.
They engaged in conversation until the transport came, taking both of them back to campus.
Zelda expected Link to go about the rest of his day when she went through the doors of the clinic.
But, an hour later she found him sitting on the curb looking out at the horizon. Her cheeks blushed and she knew for certain that she really did like this guy. She knew love wasn’t something that came too quickly, but she could see herself loving him eventually.
“Are you okay?” She asked him, Link turning his head immediately around and standing up messily quickly.
“Hey!” He said as he jogged towards her. “That’s my line.”
Zelda shrugged playfully.
“I thought I would beat you to it,” she said.
“But you are okay, right?” Link asked, concerned.
“Yes,” Zelda said. “Of course. The doctor said I’m in perfect health. The epinephrine did just fine, but he was glad I came in anyway just in case.”
Zelda took Link’s hand.
“I wanted to thank you,” Zelda said. “I was going to text you later but since you’re right here, I just want you to know how grateful I am for your help. I think I was too busy managing my symptoms and trying to breathe earlier to really convey that.”
“It was really no problem,” Link said. “I’m glad I could help, but…”
Link seemed to hesitate.
“I’m sorry this wasn’t much of a first date,” Link said. “I understand if you don’t want another, but…well…I actually really like you and—“
Zelda interrupted him with a kiss, one he was more than happy to reciprocate, only the moonlight to bear witness where they stood on this empty campus. There was an odd yell from one of the nearby dorms but they both knew that as part of the university ambience by now. Zelda in particular remembered a night where she couldn’t focus on studying because a group of intoxicated males where roaming the halls singing off-key the latest hit song from that tacky pop rock musician Robbie Cherry.
But this moment was so much more important, her heart filling with warmth and her lips obsessed with his until they mutually withdrew with smiles and melted eyes.
“Are you free Friday night?” Link asked.
Zelda nodded.
“Good,” he said. “I’ve got a hobby of mine for you to explore. I’ll take you down the list. See what you like.”
“Any hints?” Zelda asked playfully.
Link twisted his lips, looking up at the moonlight.
“Dress sharp,” he said before pecking her cheek and taking her hand into his.
He walked her to her dorm thinking of all the hobbies he would run her through, all the moments he would love to share with her, in particular the first one on his last and how he couldn’t wait to dance with her this coming Friday.
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Shadows of Hyrule | Chapter 77
Just as Link expected, the media had gathered around the hospital, anxiously waiting for Hyrule’s Champions to make their appearance. But to his relief, they were also greeted with heavy security detail, and despite Revali’s eagerness to brag to the cameras, they made it through the crowd without incident and into the awaiting town cars.
All Link wanted to do was go home and sleep in his bed for the rest of the summer. But even though the war was over, there were still some loose ends that needed tying up. For one, the sword needed to be returned to where he found it, which would - hopefully - close the last portal, sealing Ganondorf away once and for all.
Secondly, there was the matter of Revali’s mysterious remark to him and Zelda. Something still weighed heavily on the minds of the Champions. Something that Link and Zelda were completely unaware of. Link hadn’t the slightest idea what had happened while they were seperated, but the thought festered in his mind and made him sick to his stomach. He wanted nothing more than to put the entire thing behind him.
And as he thought about it, another realization came to mind. There was still the unanswered question about the Yiga Clan. Zelda had her suspicions that there was a mole among the Sheikah entrusted with the safety of the royal family. She had mentioned that Impa had warned her not to look into the Yiga Clan. Surely she wouldn’t have made such a warning if there was nothing to hide.
He hoped, at the very least, the hardest part was over.
The Champions found themselves in each other’s company once more. They were gathered together at the park. The same park they so frequently visited. The park where their last soccer game was suddenly interrupted by Ganondorf’s return. On this cool, summer evening, however, the park was empty as they huddled together, keeping their voices low as they spoke.
“So,” Link started, shoving his hands in his pockets. “What’s the deal?”
The four Champions exchanged wary glances for a moment before Revali spoke.
“We think the Yiga Clan is still in business, and we think there’s a mole in the Sheikah. Someone is working with them.”
“Right,” Zelda started, slightly hesitant. “I know.”
Urbosa narrowed her gaze on Zelda. “What do you mean you know?” she hissed.
“I mean. Well. I… had my own suspicions,” she admitted.
“Since when?” Daruk asked.
“For a while,” she said.
“And you didn’t think to tell us?” Revali said.
Zelda narrowed her gaze on him. “It was just a suspicion.” she said. “It’s not like there was anything I could do about it unless it amounted to something. I have no proof.”
“Well,” Revali started, crossing his arms and turning his attention to Link. “If it’s proof you need, your father’s got it.”
Link’s brows furrowed. “What the hell are you talking about?”
“It seems he and Dorian are out to kill each other,” Daruk said. “It’s a wonder they haven’t offed the other yet.”
Link shook his head. “They’re best friends.”
“So, threatening each other with loaded weapons is your idea of friendship?” Urbosa said.
“I wish I had known that,” Revali said with a grin.
“What are you talking about?” Link sneered.
“Look,” Daruk started seriously. “After you got gutted for a second damn time, we thought we were fucked. Zelda was holding that dickwad back with everything she had, and we needed to get her out of there and come up with a damn plan.” He hesitated. “We went to the base outside the city, but your dad had other plans. I thought he and Dorian were going to kill us all right then and there.”
“He said he should have killed Dorian when he had the chance,” Revali said simply.
“And he was the reason everything happened,” Urbosa said.
“Everything?” Zelda echoed. “Like…”
“Like opening the portals and giving Ganondorf every advantage he could, probably,” Daruk said.
“Exactly what a Yiga bastard would do,” Revali confirmed.
“No,” Zelda said quickly. “Dorian… he’s not with the Yiga. He’s Impa’s second in command. She trusts him.” She grew angry. “And don’t you dare tell me she’s one of them, too!”
“Probably not,” Urbosa said. “But it’s likely she doesn’t have a clue.”
“Or she does,” Daruk pointed out, “and she’s just not telling us.”
“And she won’t say anything,” Urbosa said.
“No, she won’t,” Zelda said slowly. “She knew I was looking into the Yiga Clan. She pulled me aside and told me to stay out of it.”
“That’s enough for me,” Daruk said. “Sounds like the Yiga Clan is still a very real threat. And if Dorian is a mole, that’s even more bad news for us.”
“What do you think they’ll do?” Mipha asked.
“I’m sure they’ll do everything in their power to bring Ganondorf back and fuck up everything we’ve done to get rid of his sorry ass,” Revali said.
“How could they do that?” Mipha’s brows furrowed together.
“I’m sure they have their ways,” Urbosa said. “And we shouldn’t wait to find out. I’m not doing a second war with that giant dick.”
“What do you want me to do about it?” Link muttered.
“Oh, I don’t know,” Revali said, rolling his eyes. “Get your dad to talk.”
“He won’t,” Link said. “He won’t tell me shit.”
“How can you be so sure about that?” Zelda said. “After everything we’ve been through already -”
“Because he’s been hiding shit from me since the beginning,” Link snapped. He hesitated and kicked the toe of his shoe into the dirt. “And he probably has every reason to. If I needed to know, he would have told me.”
“I’d say if it has to do with the safety of Hyrule, you should know,” Urbosa said. “You are the Chosen Hero, after all.”
“Yeah,” Link grunted. “Let me know what that means anything to anyone. It doesn’t give me any special treatment.”
“So, you can’t put that on your resume?” Revali said.
Link sighed. “Are we done? I have a sword to get rid of a portal to close.”
“I’ll see what I can find,” Zelda said. “About Dorian and the Yiga.”
Urbosa pinched her lips together. “Be careful. Don’t do anything without us.”
“I’m the princess of Hyrule,” she said. “What is he gonna do? Kidnap me in my own home?”
“I’m not coming to anyone’s rescue,” Link said, turning his back on his friends. “My job is done.”
“Don’t relax too much,” Revali warned him. “We may be kicking Yiga ass next.”
“Sure,” Link said over his shoulder. “As long as I can sleep the rest of the summer away, first.”
*****
His father was home when Link got home. He and Aryll were happily stuffing their faces with pizza when Link entered. He sat himself at the table with a heavy sigh and reached across to snag his own slice.
“Did they have pizza in the olden days?” Aryll asked with a mouthful of pizza.
“The olden days?” Rusl repeated.
“Yeah. Like. Do you think Hylia liked pizza?”
“I don’t think they had pizza, Ary,” Link said.
Aryll frowned. “Those poor people.” She shrugged and took another bite of her slice. “So, tomorrow,” she continued, changing the subject. “We’re gonna get a puppy, right?”
“I don’t think so,” Rusl said.
“But you said if we won we could get a puppy!”
“In my defense,” Rusl said. “I was fairly sure we would lose.” He grinned at Link.
“Ha. Ha,” Link said sarcastically.
“Well,” Aryll said. “We win. And I get a puppy.”
Rusl put his chin in his hand and sighed. “We’ll see.”
“When I’m a Mom, I’m gonna get all the puppies and do what I say!”
Rusl laughed sharply. “We’ll see about that.”
“Yeah huh!”
“That’s the best part of being a parent,” he said. “You get to be the biggest hypocrite you want, and your best excuse is ‘because I said so.’”
“You say that all the time, Daddy.”
His grin widened. “It’s a wonderful world, Ary. Someday you’ll appreciate it.”
Aryll turned a helpless gaze to Link, and her brother simply shrugged.
“Why do you bother, Ary?” he said. “You’re old enough to know by now.”
“I’m six!”
“When I was your age,” Rusl said, “I had to walk -”
“Uphill, both ways, in the snow,” Link said dryly.
Aryll gasped at Link. “You’re turning into him!”
“No way.” Link shook his head. “I have a better excuse than that.”
“What, saving the world?” Rusl said. “That won’t get old fast.”
“I’m milking that one forever.”
“Does that mean you and Mipha are gonna have babies?” Aryll asked.
Rusl snorted and Link choked slightly on his pizza.
“Hylia, I hope not,” Rusl said. “Do you really think he could keep a damn kid alive?”
“He could make them peanut butter and banana sandwiches!”
Rusl nodded. “Ah, yes, a key category in the food pyramid, with all the nutrients a growing child needs.”
“Don’t you have to go to bed or something?” Link said to his sister.
Aryll shook her head. “No! It’s summer! I get to stay up all night!”
“Go to bed, Ary,” Rusl said.
Aryll frowned. “Do I gotta?”
“Yes,” they said in unison.
Aryll turned her gaze to each of them, then sighed. “Alright,” she said as she slid off the chair. “But only because I’m gonna build a fort in Link’s room and play his video games.”
“Have fun,” Rusl said as Aryll skipped out of the room.
Link listened as her feet hurried up the stairs and waited for the faint sound of a closing door before he spoke.
“So,” he started, taking another slice of pizza. “What’s the deal with Dorian?”
Rusl met his son’s gaze, his brows furrowed.
“Come on,” Link said. “Don’t do this shit. Everyone told me what happened.”
Rusl still did not answer his son. He picked at his pizza for a moment.
“Is Dorian working with the Yiga Clan?” Link pressed, his gaze narrowed on his father. “Is he going to fuck up everything we’ve done to stop Ganondorf?”
Rusl met his son’s gaze once more. If there was anything he knew, Link could not have guessed what it was. His father’s expression was completely void of any emotional response. He held his gaze on his father, and when endless minutes passed of no response, he got to his feet angrily.
“Stop hiding things from me!”
Rusl smiled and returned to his pizza. “Your job is done. There’s nothing more you need to worry about.”
“There is if the Yiga Clan is going to undo everything we’ve done,” Link sneered. “I’m not doing this again.”
Rusl’s smile disappeared. He regarded his son once more. “I won’t let you do it again,” he said softly. He took a bite of his pizza. “Stop worrying. You’ve done your part. Leave the rest up to us.”
Link hesitated. “What about Dorian?”
Rusl leaned back in the chair and met his son’s gaze. “Don’t worry about it. It doesn’t concern you.”
Admittedly, Link was not happy with this answer, but he trusted his father. “I thought you were friends.”
“It’s complicated.”
“Is that what your Facebook status says?” Link grinned.
Rusl smiled and got to his feet. “Promise me you’ll drop it,” he said fiercely.
Link hesitated, then nodded. “Fine,” he said. “But I can’t promise Revali will, or anyone else.”
Rusl considered this with a shrug. “Convince them. I don’t need any more trouble than I already have.”
Link frowned. “I don’t like this.”
“I know.” Rusl sighed. He patted his son’s shoulder as he left the kitchen without another word.
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Top 10 Games I Played in 2019
IMPORTANT NOTE: I am finishing this at nearly 2 AM in the morning, so I did not proofread. Excuse any typos.
With 2019 closing out the decade, I want to make a "Top 10 Games of the Decade" list, but first I have to point out my favourites of the year. I actually played over 10 games this year (which is very unusual), so I chose my top 10. As usual, these are not all games that came out in 2019, but I played them for the first time this year. I'm not ranking carried over mobile games this time, although at this point the only mobile I play is Dragalia Lost.
Let's go.
10. Untitled Goose Game (Switch)
There's a lot to love about this game concept alone even though I ignored it for the longest time pre-release.
Pros
The entire goal of the game is just that you are a goose and also an asshole. I've talked many times about how I think being unique is overblown in place of being high-quality, but this is a unique take that really works.
With a vaguely open-world that you're thrown into with no real purpose, you really capture the feeling of just setting out that day to be a jerk. I appreciate that there is a progression system with a list of mischievous tasks you have to do to reach the next area, but it's still presented in a very free way. You'll do some of them accidentally just trying to be a jerk, and others you'll really have to think about. Eventually there will come a clear end goal, which I was pleasantly surprised by.
Controlling the goose is also perfect in how unwieldy and overconfident you feel. You don't exactly move quickly, and there's no attacking, but you still feel better than the humans around you.
The minimalist art design helps sell the really low-stakes nature of the goose's quest. Sound effects are also pronounced thanks to this, and sound is very important for the goose. I also like the slight stealth gameplay that's not at all punishing, as someone who enjoys but is bad at stealth.
Cons
Even for a budget game, it's quite short to reach the "end goal". It's very much a game you can continue to mess around in, and there's a "New Game+" set of tasks you receive, but as far my "have to reach the end" mindset...I was expecting it to take a little longer. I'd say it was maybe 3 hours max, including lots of goofing around.
I also found that I VERY much don't enjoy being a jerk to children (see screenshot), and very begrudgingly did the minimum mean things to get past the kid. Luckily there is only one kid.
Final Thoughts
Honestly the lower ranking is not so much because of negatives, but because I played so many good things this year combined with this being mostly a fun little novelty. I feel like people who are interested would have already played it (if they have the console). Really you can go with your gut instinct of whether or not being an asshole goose sounds fun for you.
9. Kingdom Hearts III (PS4)
If you told me Kingdom Hearts III wouldn't even make my top 5 in the year it was released, I'd think you were crazy. But here we are with the long-awaited game.
Pros
So much of this game is fanservice for the series, and I had fortunately caught up on the spinoffs enough to enjoy it. Seeing the 358 crew and the BBS crew, all the Organization members...there's a lot of love here.
KH3 also has some of my favourite worlds in the series in Toy Story and Pirates of the Caribbean. Pirates in particular managed to scratch that Wind Waker sailing itch just enough. Meanwhile Toy Story going for a unique plot really helped pull me in, and there's that now infamous Woody scene that I love. Even other worlds like Monsters Inc get some great scenes (like Vanitas and the doors). Tangled is also one of my favourite Disney movies, so while the world itself was pretty average, I was happy to be in it.
Combat-wise, I appreciate getting so many options like dodge roll and blocking right off the bat regardless of your initial choices; previously I always forced myself to take the Shield so I could start with the super-useful dodge roll.
The music is as stellar as ever, although they loop far too quickly given how much time you'll spend in a single area sometimes (looking at you, Toy Story). I especially love Don't Think Twice, which had the bonus of being a complete surprise.
Cons
KH1 was the first Aladdin. KH2 was Return of Jafar. So logically KH3 should have been King of Thieves. Instead we get no Aladdin at all! Just the Genie as a summon I think?
For all the character fanservice, it still feels like only the main trio, Riku, and Mickey are really useful. I can't believe how poorly Aqua does as a Keyblade Master. I can't believe Kairi and Axel's training basically amounts to nothing. I know it's Sora's game, but it's still so frustrating.
And the final fight with everyone is very much so "good idea, bad execution". It just feels so messy. The entire climax is just not paced very well.
The Frozen world is one of my least favourites in the series. Nearly nothing interesting happens (outside of one good Larxene scene), you don't get Elsa as a boss or a party member, and the progression is just "got to get to Elsa's castle, oh no we fell" repeated three times. Also did they really need to put the full Let It Go song in there? I say this as someone who likes the song. This whole world is just a mess, and I think we'd be better off it was cut. And replaced with ALADDIN 3!
Where is the Wreck-It Ralph world? You know, the Disney movie about video games?
The combat somehow feels less smooth than KH2, possibly because of so many things constantly going off. The Park Attraction skills are fun at first, but later they take so long and often aren't worth bothering with. But I think HP of the enemies assumes you'll use it, because some enemies get really spongy later on.
There was also literally no reason not to end Sora's plot with this game; they had a very easy chance. But they also had an easy chance to end at KH2 and they didn't. I don't know why they're so afraid to use a different protagonist. Even if they don't want to make one, there's so many other potential-protagonists in the game already. Some of whom are also technically Sora!
Also the stupid Toy Story music loop is like 10 seconds long. Stop it.
I was actually originally going to put this at 8, but after typing out these Cons I moved the ranking back.
Final Thoughts
For as many pros and cons as I wrote out, the biggest thing about this game is that it's somehow incredibly forgettable. Kingdom Hearts 3, the game we waited over a decade for, is forgettable. And that really hurts.
The ReMind DLC has some real potential to help with this, but it also costs $40 CAD. If you're on the fence for KH3 as a whole, maybe wait and see what people say about the DLC fixing stuff.
8. Cadence of Hyrule (Switch)
It really hurts to put Cadence of Hyrule this low, because there's so much I love about it. And I want to see more third-parties work on Nintendo IPs.
Pros
You can finally play as Zelda in a proper Legend of Zelda game! Yes there's the rhythm mechanic and roguelike nature, but you're ultimately still going around a 2D LoZ overhead map in the same way you would a mainline game. But now you can have Zelda go around and play a little differently. For example, you have no regular shield but you have the Nayru's Love barrier which can work defensively in a different way. I appreciate that the characters all play differently when the developers could easily have easily given you three different sprites with one moveset.
The rhythm mechanic of moving on the beat works very well with the LoZ map style. Being able to see the bar speed at the bottom also helps a lot to learn in the first place. Most importantly, you have the option to completely turn it off to play this like a classic LoZ. Obviously the soundtrack itself is full of great LoZ remixes.
The difficulty is just right without being too rough or too easy with only occasional exceptions, and the game is fairly forgiving about respawing when you do die; it usually doesn't feel like a BIG deal. There's tons of LoZ equipment to use, which I really appreciate after how barebones Breath of the Wild was in that regard.
As with any roguelike, you also have a lot of replayability with the map changes and different characters and equipment to try out.
Incorporating classic bosses with musical instruments is also really fun.
Cons
It's as short as you would expect a budget game to be, but it's more expensive than your average budget game. I'm going to chalk that up to using a first-party Nintendo IP, but the price fools you into thinking the game will be longer.
I also personally don't really care for roguelikes, so the selling point of replayability isn't for me. It's a bit unfair to judge the game for something the genre is supposed to do, but I don't think it's a bad game for being like this. I just think it's a game I like less because of that emphasis.
There's also one boss in particular that was super frustrating, and I think it's because I didn't understand the "trick" to beating it.
Final Thoughts
I do honestly recommend this if you like classic LoZ, but just know what you're getting into; something that emphasizes multiple playthroughs and won't take too long on a single run, but which executes the LoZ formula itself really well.
7. XCOM: Enemy Unknown (PC)
I can't believe how long it took me to play XCOM: Enemy Unknown given that Fire Emblem is my favourite series. I also owned it for years on Steam, but it was just this year I finally booted up this strategy RPG.
Pros
You want a challenging SRPG? Here you goddam go. This game is punishing as hell, but as long as you don't play Iron Man mode it's still reasonable to deal with. I don't usually care for games that sell on difficulty, but I've played enough SRPGs that I don't mind more difficulty in the genre that's not cheap. XCOM very closely skirts the line of difficult and cheap, again if you are not playing Iron Man (which prevents you from restarting missions).
There's so much dumb RPG numbers to gloss over and spec, and I love it. Things to research, order to research, facilities to build, equipment to craft, skills per each character to learn. If you like pouring over resources like me but don't like the real time nature of an RTS, this is perfect.
I also like the idea that you start off so overwhelmed against an absurdly powerful alien force, and everything you're doing is basically just trying to survive while looking for a way to hold your ground. There's a real desperation in the gameplay that captures the feeling of war in a way that Fire Emblem struggles with.
Cons
I haven't seen RNG that hates me this much since Fire Emblem: Sealed Sword. And it seems to be a universal experience that the RNG is more stacked against you than it leads you to believe.
I've also seen many people online suggest Iron Man for a person's first run, but that is AWFUL advice. It's why I almost quit the game twice, but ultimately just made a new file without Iron Man. It sounds fun for a second or later playthrough, but there's so many unknowns happening constantly in your first run that it just feels unfair to go Iron Man.
The aesthetic is sci-fi apocalypse; two designs I generally hate. Everything is so gloomy and blue and tech. It's all very forgettable to look at.
Healing options are so limited, at least in the relatively early sections I'm in (I did not beat this). Actually this is one of the very few games I started but did NOT beat before playing something else, which in itself means there's something that I really disliked. At this point I can't remember what that is.
Final Thoughts
If you like Fire Emblem gameplay but want it to be even more resource management based, and can deal with a drab aesthetic, absolutely grab this. Especially since it gets really cheap on Steam. Just do NOT start on Iron Man mode.
6. Telltale's Batman: The Enemy Within (PC)
There was a Joker live-action movie this year; an entire movie dedicated to him. And yet Telltale managed a better Joker.
Pros
I am one of those weirdo people who considers Joker one of his favourite comic characters. I'm a sucker for a good villain, and it was probably Joker in Batman: The Animated Series that is responsible for that. So I love seeing a good fresh take on the character, and Telltale delivers. This is season two of Telltale Batman, and we briefly got to see "John Doe" in the first season as a proto-Joker who's definitely a violent jerk, but not necessarily a villain just yet. While there are many plot threads in Enemy Within, the main one is about how John grows among the mess that is Gotham. Depending on how you play, you can actually push him to become a vigilante and ally of Batman instead of the villain. This is itself not only a fun take on the character, but also the most uniquely any Telltale game has branched.
I remember explaining once that Telltale is not so much "choose how the story ends", but more "choose how your character's relationships with others changes". But there, you get a wildly different final chapter depending on whether John is a vigilante or villain. I really appreciate the effort it took, but it's also bittersweet since this was one of the last games the studio worked on before being closed.
Telltale gives us other character portrayals that range from standard to occasionally good. They have Harley play the big mob boss who has John wrapped around her finger this time, and they do a good job selling it.
You'll get some great dialogue options, and it seems almost impossible to please everyone. Being forced to make hard choices that will inevitably make someone mad at you is what this genre is about, and it's often not exactly clear cut what the consequences will be.
Cons
Like other Telltale games, action sequences are done with QTEs. These are relics in this day and age, so I really didn't care for them. It's a good way to get around a probably costly combat engine, but it's ultimately filler to me to get back to the plot. Since this is a Batman game, it has more action sequences than the average Telltatle game.
Other sequences like searching for clues are less annoying, but still not really fun. I did not grow up on point-and-clicks, but it seems the developers did.
You also can't easily restart sequences if you selected an option by mistake; you have to restart that entire chapter. And a chapter is multiple hours. I get the implication of "you have to live with your choices", but when it's an actual mistake because I'm using a PS3 controller on my PC mapped to Xbox buttons...I get a little annoyed.
Final Thoughts
It's a little weird to start at Enemy Within if you didn't play the first season, and it will retroactively spoil things, but you honestly could. It is more fun than the original (which is also good). Easily the big selling point is being able to shape John the proto-Joker; if that doesn't appeal to you, this may not be for you.
5. Super Metroid (SNES Classic)
Not only is 2019 the first time I played (and completed) Super Metroid; it's also the first time I completed a Metroid game at all! I had played a decent amount of Fusion and the first Prime before, but fell off both of them. This time, I absolutely saw Samus reach her goal.
Pros
How do you talk about such a beloved game? First of all, the SNES era is still visually my favourite in video games. This has a lot to do with nostalgia since I grew with the SNES, but also because it was the height of sprites before the industry turned to 3D models. And as amazing as N64 and PS1 graphics looked back then, they did not age well. The SNES, however, still holds up so well visually.
For a game with a sci-fi aesthetic that heavily takes place underground, I loved the variety and colours Super Metroid offered outside my expectations. This is definitely up there as one of the most beautiful games of the console.
Where I think the game excels the most is Samus' controls. The level of precision they built into her abilities is nuts. Obviously there are games where characters have larger movesets (such as fighters), but for a platformer I love how well you can maneuver Samus. For example, when you do a moving jump. If you hit the D-Pad and then jump, you do the Spin Jump. If you jump and then hit the D-Pad, you do a more standard jump. It may not seem like much now, but I feel like for the time it's very impressive.
There's so many fun abilities you get, and the majority of them can be used simultaneously for some really fun platforming.
You also learn very quickly even without text based on the way power-ups and obstacles are laid out. Even storytelling is done well simply through gameplay; no cinema scenes or text explanations needed.
The bosses feel stressful but almost never too cheap; you always feel like they're possible to deal with. Occasionally you may need more missiles or energy, but it's usually learning and countering patterns.
Music can effectively be atmospheric or lively depending on where you are, and I retroactively wish we had a few more Metroid tracks in Super Smash Brothers.
Also even though I'm not a 100% completion-ist type of person, I appreciate when I do find some secret missile tank by really examining the area.
Cons
When you're not used to the controls early on, it can be tricky to handle Samus. Mostly those spin jumps. The wall jump also never really got easier.
Weapon switching is a weird situation. I appreciate you can do it on the fly with the Select button, but the fact it always goes in a certain order means it can often take a while to get to what you want.
Personally I also thought Ridley was a hell of a difficulty spike, and the game actually calmed back down in difficulty afterwards? Maybe I'm just bad at fighting such an aggressive and fast boss.
Phantoon was also a tough boss made tougher by the fact the closest working Save Point was a good 5+ minutes of platforming away for me. I like that the nearest Save Point doesn't work because the electricity is off, and it builds on the haunted ship atmosphere, but boy was that frustrating to jump all the way back nearly four times to fight that boss.
Final Thoughts
If like me you've somehow not played Super Metroid, you really should. It still holds up, and it's relatively short (my time was about 6 hours). It may be a little weird at the start with the limited abilities and getting used to the precise controls, but if you stick with it you're in for a good time.
The reason it's number 5 and not higher is not due to any particular negatives, but simply because the next few games left me with more positives.
4. Persona 3: Dancing in Moonlight (PS4)
The fact that this game exists is incredibly stupid, and I love it.
Pros
Persona 3 is not a happy game in a traditional sense. There are happy moments, but most are bittersweet. It's a game about dealing with and overcoming tragedy, and has a dark visual atmosphere to match.
So the fact we get to see that cast dancing around with bright colours is nuts. But not at all in a bad way. These characters go through so many difficulties; they absolutely deserve to have a fun dance party where they don't have to think about anything else. This isn't the happy kids deciding to dance; this is a bunch of stressed out people who need a break. And as someone who loves Persona 3, it makes me so happy to...well, see them happy.
The majority of the original voice actors were brought back (the main exception being Elizabeth), and they do just as good a job as in the old days.
We get mostly great remixes of the P3 songs, and the original versions of others. Each song has a particular character assigned to it so they can more effectively match their dancing style. The models look amazing.
There's also minor Social Link elements which are used in place of a story, and their personalities are mostly intact. There's certainly some Flanderization, but it's not as bad as Persona Q.
You also get a decent progression system of unlocking songs in batches, and needing to beat them to get the next songs. The Social Link requirements help make repeating the songs fun while giving you something to work towards.
The rhythm game itself is hard to judge since I play very few rhythm games. I found it fun once I got the hang of it on normal difficulty. There's tons of modification options to make it easier or harder depending on your preferences.
Cons
As with every modern Persona game, the DLC is awful. Tons of Day One DLC, and they even locked Shinji to DLC! Does he not also deserve to have fun without paying extra? There's also a few songs I would have liked, but not at those prices. Otherwise DLC is mostly costumes and accessories which I both don't care about, and which are overpriced.
I also hate that we had an EASY chance to get the FeMC Minako in this fun low-stakes plot game, but didn't. It's not like Atlus forgot about her either; she was in Persona Q2 which came out a little later. If anything, SHE should have been DLC and Shinji should have been in the base game.
The jump in difficulty between Hard and All-Night is absurd. I can beat most songs on Hard with good ratings, but I can't beat the first song on All-Night at all.
Koromaru is not in the game, which inherently prevents it from being perfect. He could have jumped in during Fever Time at least!
Final Thoughts
This game is only for Persona 3 fans, but boy is it some great fanservice for us. If you're a Persona 3 fan that at least slightly enjoys rhythm games, this is for you.
3. Indivisible (PS4)
As of writing this, I have not actually beaten Indivisible. If I had to guess, I'm at the 2/3 mark? A big plot thing just happened, but it's clearly not the final plot thing.
Since this game is less known, it's a platformer/fighter/RPG hybrid with a heavy South Asian influence.
Pros
It's a platformer/fighter/RPG hybrid with a heavy South Asian influence.
Look at that sentence! These are all things I love!
I grew up on platformers and RPGs, and I have a lot of fun when I get into a fighter. And as someone who always desperately tries to find even one brown character in most video games, I'm all about a cast that is mostly South Asian!
The combat system is really fun. It utilizes something similar the classic Final Fantasy ATB style system, but at a very quick refresh rate and tons of fighting game elements thrown in. For example, a key is doing combos with your various party members. Each character has 3 standard moves, and knowing when to use what depending on the enemy's position is where the strategy comes in. There's also one party-wide meter that everyone dips into to use Supers. It's a very aggressive and offense-oriented battle system, but they manager to incorporate healers and support units comfortably. But yes, everyone is basically a fighting game character in an RPG battle system.
The platforming starts off very basic, but you get access to so many moves and can use them all fluidly together. There's some really fun platforming segments that really force you to use everything Ajna can do.
The character designs are top-notch, even removed from how ecstatic I am about the diversity. Again, they are designed as fighting game characters who have to be distinct and high-quality. Everyone also feels extremely unique in combat.
I wouldn't say the overall story and writing is amazing, but there's some good moments here and there. It also follows a somewhat less traditional path for Ajna so far, even though I'm expecting a fairly traditional climax.
Cons
Okay, so this is in some ways a fighting game. Which means you should have a move list you can look up. While you get a brief explanation of each character's gimmick when you recruit them, there's NO MOVE LIST!
That sucks, but you can go into Training and figure out the moves for yourself, right? Yes, except you don't unlock Training until almost 10 hours into the game! Which means for the early part of the game when you're still learning the mechanics of the system as a whole, you also have more trouble learning what each character can do. Combined with a very high rate of recruiting new characters early on, this can be overwhelming. If they didn't want to make a move list, they should at least have made Training available from the beginning.
Backtracking can be a bit of a pain; there's minimal fast travel points. Ajna doesn't cover as much space as Samus relatively to the game world, so it really takes some time to go around. Enough that it sometimes discourages exploration, which is not good in a platformer.
The sense of progression is also pretty slow once you get past the 1/3 mark. You don't get new characters quite as quickly, and it's not as though your characters learn new moves (they shouldn't, based on how the battle system works). You also only have levels for Ajna, which in my experience don't make a huge difference. And there's no equipment or items give you that sense of growth. What you have are the Ringels; collect enough of them and you can get a major defense upgrade, or add an additional attack slot per turn to every character. They're great upgrades, and fun to explore and find, but it's a long time between upgrades.
I also feel like healers and support are tough to use well in such an aggressive battle system, which is unfortunate because I traditionally love support-type characters.
Final Thoughts
Despite liking it more than most of the games on this list, it's a tough recommend. It's very specific to what it is, and there's nothing to really compare it to. However I really like it, and I especially love the South Asian influence.
2. Celeste (Switch)
If you showed me a 10-second clip of Celeste gameplay, I'd dismiss it as some easier Super Meat Boy clone.
I'm so glad I didn't.
Pros:
In many ways, Celeste can be called a long series of platforming challenge rooms. Basically once you clear a distinct "screen" and die, you move forward. You die, you restart on the same screen in seconds. There's infinite lives and no timer. You take as long as you need, and you keep pushing forward. It's a compromise of making a classically difficult platformer that removes all elements that make the classics feel cheap. And it's also a great representation of the story Madeline is going through.
Having a young-life crisis, non-mountain-climber Madeline sets out to climb the famously difficult mountain Celeste. There's a few other characters to deal with, but the majority of the game is spent with Madeline and the reflection that represents another side of her. A side of her that's always bringing her down and trying to force her to turn backIt's a short and well-written story, and absolutely worth experiencing. I love the weaving of the "keep trying" gameplay and story, and the fact an Assist Mode to make the gameplay easier is available from the start is important.
The music also nails that Super Metroid feeling of atmospheric or lively depending on what's happening.
Controls are similarly precise but reasonable, and the incredibly low stakes of failure make even the cheaper platforming segments doable. Some of the platforming is legitimately annoying, but being able to try again in literal seconds makes it less frustrating than easier platformers.
Cons
I don't care for the character sprites. They are small and faceless. You understand what they're going for, and I know they have to be small in relation to the area of the game. But it's just not visually appealing.
...I can't really think of any other cons.
Final Thoughts
I feel like Celeste is an important game that will stay with me, far beyond just a good game I played in 2019. It's short, it doesn't cost much, and it's absolutely worth your time if you have any sort of anxiety or self-esteem issues.
1. Fire Emblem: Three Houses (Switch)
My favourite series finally returns to a home console after nearly a decade. And boy does it deliver.
Pros
There's two critical things I look for when judging a Fire Emblem game; the cast, and the core gameplay.
The cast in Three Houses is nearly fully presented to you from the start of the game. You have your three separate houses with their individual students, and you choose one to lead. Fortunately you can recruit most students from other houses with some work, so you don't have to worry too much about mutually exclusive units. You will see a few new faces over the course of the game join your team as well, so there's still some surprises. At first glance, many of the characters can be relegated to anime tropes. Claude is the charismatic schemer, Marianne is the quiet girl who likes animals, Hilda is the lazy high-confidence girl, etc. But as you progress through the story and the Support conversations, you'll find that nearly every character has a lot of writing effort put into them. I do not want to give any examples because it's better to get to them yourself throughout the game, but don't take the characters at face-value. Don't expect a full 180 personality shift, but do expect lots of depth to explain both currently personalities, and being able to see the growth of these characters. There's some very relatable issues some of the characters face.
Honestly, it's not a stretch to say Three Houses has some of my favourite characters in the series. It's a big plus that one of the main Lords is dark-skinned for the first time in series history.
Then we have the gameplay. Off the bat we're into some very non-traditional Fire Emblem stuff with the academy system; you use things like lectures to build the weapon levels of your students. Also Cavalry, Heavy Armor, and Flying have their own weapon levels now? Also you don't buy spells, you learn them with weapon levels? There is a LOT that's different.
But what remains the same is the core formula of the strategy-RPG battles. Your process to build your units may be different in many ways, but you're still using the tactics you would expect in an FE game. There's just a few other things to consider now.
Basically I feel that Three Houses' new systems are a good compliment to the classic system as opposed to being a full replacement. Which is why even as an old FE elitist, I absolutely loves playing out the fights. Also they brought back Fog of War!
I really love the incorporation of visible agro lines. Basically when you move your character within enemy range, you actually see direct lines from the enemies so you see who will attack you. Combined with ability to go back to a previous turn, this helps make bad RNG feel less frustrating.
The story is also hands-down the best of the modern Fire Emblem era (everything from Awakening and beyond). It may start off as anime high-school, but having a cast of characters from entirely different countries attend school together as teenagers and then skipping forward to when they are leading their respective countries to war against each other...it's a lot to take in. And you have four different ways to experience the game, all of which are fairly distinct.
New gameplay elements like the lectures and academy activities are actually pretty fun, and dip into a bit of that Persona itch. You also get a better feel for the cast as you see them going about more normal activities. And it's all done in voice acting. Even every generic NPC dialogue in all four routes. Honestly the level of voice acting is incredible for a first-party Nintendo game. Voices also help the game feel so much more alive.
As always, the music is wonderful. The main theme Edge of Dawn is up there with Kingdom Hearts songs among my favourite video game vocal tracks.
Seriously, listen to it:
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The option to freely change class so long as you can pass certification is weird, but feels far less busted than Awakening and Fates due to skills taking longer to learn, and mostly being less overpowered. It's also great aesthetically. Being able to use any weapon with any class was also an interesting change.
Also we have gauntlets as a weapon in Fire Emblem now. Which means you can run up to a goddam Wyvern Rider and punch them in the face. This is amazing.
Another plus is that despite incorporating a time skip, there is no child system. Which means Support is not longer a means to getting a perfect gene child unit, but instead to see how characters grow together while also getting a slight stat boost.
Cons
I kind of miss the Weapon Triangle. I know it's not even the most important thing in the old game, but I have nostalgia for it? You can sort of get the Weapon Triangle abilities once you raise your respective weapon levels enough.
As for more of a real problem...gender locked classes. It's very frustrating that there is only one class that focuses on Gauntlets, and it's locked to males. Like, have you seen Leonie? She's made to be a puncher! And I made her one, but I had to make her a Warrior.
Similarly, the only Master class that focuses on magic is locked to females. It didn't present a problem for me in the Golden Deer route, but I'm sure at one point during the other 3 routes I'll want to make a male magic user. Oh, the Dark Mage line is also locked to males, but doesn't have a Master class.
Master classes in general are a problem. Nearly all of them are Cavalry or Flying, and it's visually annoying. Also because most of my Advanced classes were infantry, so my characters didn't really learn Cavalry or Flying with certain exceptions.
I wish there were no gender-locked classes, and more infantry Master classes.
Also I know it doesn't make sense story-wise, but I wish I could recruit Claude to Blue Lions or Black Eagles because I really don't want to hurt him when I play those routes.
Final Thoughts
I mean, it's number one on my list. Obviously I love it. But it's important to note this is my favourite Fire Emblem game in a long time. I feel like I need more distance from it (and to play the other routes) to really compare it to my favourites, but for now it's at least my favourite game of 2019, and my favourite Switch game.
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Doing the Hard Stuff
Over the last few months I have found it harder than usual to do the things I need to: finishing paperwork and notes, doing the dishes, taking my 3 year old son for walks. I was still taking care of the adult pieces of my life (building my business, going to work, caring for my son and playing with him) but in a diminished capacity that lacked the joy and fulfillment I wanted. I’ve been under heavy personal stress that has taken its toll on my family, and while I’ve been trying to hold my experience lightly, staying aware of how it affects me, there are many difficult moments.
About a month ago I saw dishes piling up in the sink, and I was aware (as always) that it bothered me. I value being clean and taking care of what I own. But in that moment, it felt easier to play Zelda than clean, and that was all I wanted to do. I had passed the kitchen on other days and let it go, opting for something that seemed easy or fun. But it never felt right, leaving me unsatisfied and sometimes more depleted that before. I started to reconnect with the part of me that knew avoidance wasn’t actually easier. Yes, it allowed me to skip out on a chore, but it didn’t leave me feeling fulfilled or energized. I always felt worse, and even Breath of the Wild lost its luster when my own wilderness was growing up around me.
So in that moment, aware that I wanted Zelda but needed to do the dishes, I chose the dishes. I fell into the rhythm of soaping and rinsing, and soon felt a sort of zen mode kick in. I let my mind wander to questions in my mind and parts of my life I was curious about, and found that the dishes were over before I knew it. I was reminded of the reflective nature of chores, enjoying the same mental space that I often I get when driving, showering, or taking a walk. Not only that, but I felt energized and proud of myself. Suddenly I was bursting with the desire to clean and organize everything! And I felt confident in my ability to do so. By the end of the day I had a much tidier house and bags filled with items for donation. I was happy and filled with life—not because of the outer accomplishment but because I took care of my internal needs. My house was still organized chaos (just how I like it) and probably didn’t look different to anyone but me, but that wasn’t the point. I had listened to myself and done the harder thing, which turned out to not be hard at all.
Doing one hard but meaningful task unlocked the doors to other tasks and released the useful energy inside me that I couldn’t have found a few hours before. And as a bonus, my day didn’t fly by in a meaningless blur. Often when spending hours doing something mindless that I was not truly connected with, I would look up and see that hours had flown by, but that I didn’t feel any more rested or content. I felt like my day was gone, and I had missed it. Instead, this day felt like it stretched out its hands to me, and showed me just how much I could do with the time I had.
The next day, I went on a walk with my son. Instead of playing inside where it was warm and easy, I said yes when he asked to go for a bike ride (which means me pushing him on his tricycle that still has the adult handle on it). We got out his little bike and bundled up to face the crisp day. As soon as we reached our condo parking lot he was filled with stories about the world around him. A pile of gravel became a volcano with an ash pit for finding treasure in. He searched carefully for special rocks and placed them delicately on the curb between the splotches of moss. We listened for dinosaurs and hunted for bad guys. So many adventures in such a tiny person, and I felt transported. We spent hours outside, talking and exploring. The next day, we did it again. Being outside with him was energizing and magical, and I noticed parts of our neighborhood, even our parking lot, that I had never seen before and certainly hadn’t appreciated. What hits me is the fact that I have gone with him on many, many walks. Nothing about the scenery was new, but when I just let myself be with him and not think about what was next or what I left behind, I was gifted with something new and inspired by it.
These experiences rekindled what I already knew inside of myself but had lost sight of in my sadness and stress. The whole time, I knew what I needed in order to help myself and move through the difficult times, but I chose not to see it or not to act on it. I chose to avoid it and make excuses, despite the voice inside me that knew I was making unhelpful choices. I don’t tell you this because I think my experience is a revelation. I’m sharing it because I think it is what we all know but cannot always see. I tell you this because I need to tell myself, again and again. For the last month I have been telling myself, and more often than not I’ve been choosing the road that seems harder. Then, when the dishes are done or my admin work is finished, when my son is asleep after a day of playing, I can do the fun things that I love without reservation. I can explore Hyrule with a full heart, giving my whole self to my passions and feeling filled in return.
#doing#mental health#self help#healing#heart#wholeness#productivity#zelda#the legend of zelda#breath of the wild#chores#video games#zen#peace#inner power
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The Gray Hair
Today, my father appoints Link as my bodyguard. I'm nervous. Excited. Scared. He's seventeen and I'm sixteen, so if we were made for each other we wouldn't be able to tell until I turn seventeen.
I put on the ceremonial dress that I made, and prepared myself for the ceremony. Okay, Zelda, I thought to myself. Don't let your family down.
There was a lot of pressure on me. I was the one who chose the champions, with the exception of Link, so if they fail it's on me. I have faith in them, but not in me. Nobody has faith in me. My seventeenth birthday is coming up, and I still haven't unlocked my ancient sealing power.
I shoved the thoughts out of my head. Don't think like that today, Zelda. You have to be confident.
It was almost time. I took a deep breath, and headed towards the Sanctum. The ceremony was boring, but my father seemed to be genuinely proud of me when he spoke. How he beamed about the way I had made the champions guards.
Once the main ceremony had ended, we went over to the Sacred Grounds. Some of the other champions had wanted me to put on a special ceremony to welcome Link. I was excited for it, but I acted bored the whole ceremony.
I could hear them talking about me as I recited my lines, but I didn't really care. I was just focused on the blonde haired boy with bright blue eyes in front of me.
Gosh he looks good in that tunic...
The mini ceremony seemed to take longer than the actual ceremony. Once we had finally finished, I showed the champions the Sheikah Slate.
There was an odd feature on it, one where it can somehow capture a true to life image and save it. It was called a "picture," I believe.
Mipha asked if we could take a picture of all of us together. I, of course, said yes. Daruk decided to photo bomb the picture, but it was still good. After all of that was over, Link and I mounted our horses and rode towards Sanidin Park.
Once we got there, we dismounted our horses and I walked over to the part of the the park that looks towards the mountains.
"See that mountain?" I asked. "That's Mt. Lanayru. It takes its name from the Goddess of Wisdom. Lanayru's decree is very specific. It says: 'No one is allowed, under the age
of seventeen, for only the wise are permitted a place upon the mountain.' I've prayed at the Spring of Courage and at the Spring of Power,
yet neither awoke anything inside me. But maybe up there, perhaps the Spring of Wisdom, the final of the three, will be the one.
To be honest, I have no real reason to think
that will be the case. But there's always the chance that the next moment will change everything. Tomorrow... is my seventeenth birthday. So then I shall go. And make my way up the mountain."
He didn't say anything. He never does. I was thinking something I didn't say, though. His birthday is before mine. Tomorrow I will turn seventeen. I will be able to see if I've met my soulmate. I can't help but hope that it's Link...
...
Today's the day. It's my seventeenth birthday, and the day I go to Mt. Lanayru. And the day I can tell if Link's my soulmate or not...
...
Link and I climb back down from the mountain, my head hung low in defeat.
"Well? Don't keep us in suspense. How'd everything go up there on the mountain?" Daruk asks.
All I did was shake my head, still looking down in shame.
"So you didn't feel anything?" Revali chimed in. "No power at all?"
"I'm sorry, no."
"Then let's move on." Said Urbosa. She had always been like a mother figure to me. "You've done all you could. Feeling sorry for yourself won't be of any help. After all, it's not like your last shot was up there on Mt. Lanayru. Anything could finally spark the power to seal Ganon away. We just have to keep looking for that... thing."
"That's kind of you. Thank you." I said, feeling a little bit better.
"If I may," Mipha said. "I thought you, well, I'm not sure how to put this into words. I'm actually quite embarrassed to say it. But I was thinking about what I do when I'm healing. You know, what usually goes through my mind. It helps when I think - when I think about -"
She was cut off by the entire world shaking. Revali shot up into the air and gasped. There was an - an entity coming out of the castle.
"It's here." Said Urbosa.
"This is it, then." Said Daruk.
"Are you sure?" Mipha asked.
"Positive." Said Revali.
"It's awake..." I said, my voice trembling. "Ganon!"
"Let's stop wasting time!" Shouted Daruk. "We're gonna need everything we got to take
that thing down! Now Champions! To your Divine Beasts! Show that swirling swine who's boss! Link will need to meet Ganon head on when we attack! This needs to be a unified assault! Little guy! You get to Hyrule Castle. You can count on us for support, but it's up to you to pound Ganon into oblivion!"
"Come." Says Urbosa, gently grabbing my shoulders. "We should go. We need to get you someplace safe."
I thought for a moment. You're the princess! You're supposed to have this "ancient sealing power" that can seal Ganon away! You can't just sit back and watch from afar, you have to do something!
"No!" I shouted, getting out of Urbosa's grip. "I am not a child anymore! I may not be much use on the battlefield, but there must - there must be something I can do to help!"
"Go with Link." Said Revali. "He is your knight, after all."
Urbosa looked at Link. "Is that okay?"
He gave a curt nod. Why doesn't he ever talk? I thought.
And with that, the champions all ran to their divine beasts. Who knew they were also running to their deaths.
...
Link and I were running. Running anywhere, really. Anywhere but here. Where our friends, our families, our homes, had been destroyed. I broke down, falling onto my knees. I must've looked so weak. So broken. So useless.
"How..." I said to Link, who was on his knees in front of me now. "How did it come to this? The Divine Beasts... the Guardians... they've all turned against us... It was... Calamity Ganon. It turned them all against us! And everyone—Mipha, Urbosa, Revali and Daruk... they're all trapped inside those things... it's all my fault! Our only hope for defeating Ganon is lost all because I couldn't harness this cursed power. Everything—everything I've done up until now... it was all for nothing... so I really am just a failure! All my friends... the entire kingdom... my father most of all... I tried, and I failed them all... I've left them... all to die." I was sobbing into Link's arm at this point.
He tucked some of my blonde hair behind my ear, and then looked shocked at something.
"What?" I asked. "What is it?"
He shook his head. "Nothing, Princess."
Did he just talk to me? I thought, and despite myself, I smiled.
Our moment was interrupted, however, when the ground shook once again.
He took my hand again, and we continued our running.
...
There were guardians. Everywhere you looked, there were guardians. We were hiding behind some of the remains of ones that Link had killed. He was so beat up, so bruised and bloody. He couldn't take much more.
"Link, save yourself!" I shouted at him. "Go! I'll be fine! Don't worry about me!"
He struggled to get up as I heard the noise. The noise of another guardian.
He stood in front of me, ready to die.
"No!" I said, getting in front of him as the guardian took aim. "No!" I shouted, louder this time. I put my hand in the air, as if trying to signal to the guardian to stop.
Then I felt something. I can't quite describe it, it was like there was sadness, and love, and anger, all coming off of me. Something gold flew out of my hand as the Triforce symbol appeared.
"Was, was that...? The power...?" I heard a thump behind me as I questioned what just happened.
"No, no..." I said as I saw Link collapsed on the ground behind me. "Link! Get up! You're going to be just fine..." He looked at me one last time. His eyes were apologetic, like he was saying sorry for dying. His eyes closed as his head fell onto my shoulder.
I put his head down and cried into his still chest. I looked at his face, and the closed eyes that used to be bluer than the sky. I tucked a stray piece of hair out of his face, and gasped at what I saw.
A piece of gray hair, right behind his ear. "What...?" I said. "Oh no," I looked behind my ear. Sure enough, there was a matching gray strand right were Link's is.
"No!" I shouted. "No no no no no! We were soulmates! We were going to grow old together! Why?!" I was sobbing into his chest.
Suddenly, I heard an odd noise. I looked up, and the Master Sword was flashing.
"The sword...?" I said.
Take him to the Shrine of Resurrection. Said an odd voice inside my head.
"So he can, he can still be saved?"
Yes. It said. There, he will be healed. He will have no memory when he wakes up, and his body will not be like it used to be, but he will still be the chosen one. He will always be the chosen one, for courage need not be remembered.
My head perked up when I heard Sheikah warriors coming towards me.
"Princess!" They shouted. "Princess! Are you alright?"
I had a gleam in my eye. I knew what I had to do.
"Take Link to the Shrine of Resurrection. If you don't get him there immediately, we are going to loose him forever! Is that clear?!"
They nodded.
"So make haste and go! His life is now in your hands!"
They took my soulmate, and as much as it hurt to see him go, I knew that I'd see him again.
I stood up and looked at the castle, where that evil creature that ruined my life was making itself at home.
"I'm going to see him again." I told myself. "I don't care if I have to wait a hundred years in that castle, I'm going to see him again!"
My head held high, I marched towards the castle.
...
Finally. The time has come. It's been one hundred years, and it's finally time for Link to wake up from the Shrine of Resurrection. Who knew that when I said I'd wait a hundred years I actually would?
"...Open your eyes..." I said, or at least tried to. It took a lot of my energy to talk to him, so it would take a bit of time until he could hear me clearly.
"Open your eyes..." I tried again.
"Open your eyes." This time, I got through completely. "Wake up, Link."
He sat up, and looked around confused. It pained me to see him like this. He didn't remember me, or Mipha, or Daruk, or Revali, or anybody else. All the memories we shared... they were gone.
He walked to the pedestal that the Sheikah Slate sat on. "That is a Sheikah Slate. Take it. It will help guide you after your long slumber." I had always known that the Sheikah Slate was meant for the hero who weld the Master Sword, but I had grown quite attached to the object. I would give anything to him, though.
He continued to walk into the other room, and opened the two chests that contained his clothes. They had been brand new a hundred years ago, but now they were old and worn down.
He walked over to the other pedestal. "Hold the Sheikah Slate up to the pedestal. That will show you the way." He followed my instructions, and walked through the door once it opened.
He ran outside, and looked off of a small cliff at the world around him. The world that he used to know like the back of his hand. The world that was completely new to him all over again.
"Link..." I began. "You are the light - our light - that must shine upon Hyrule again. Now go." I stopped using my energy to talk to him, but continued to watch.
He talked to my father, who he didn't recognize, and then started walking again. I stopped him, using my energy again.
"...Link..." Come on...
"Link..." Almost there...
"Link." Yes! "Head for the point marked on the map in your Sheikah Slate."
He got out the Slate, and confusedly looked at the point and started towards it.
I continued to focus my energy on talking to him, because I knew it wouldn't take him long to find the tower.
Sure enough, he found the tower and put the Sheikah Slate on the pedestal. He fell back as the tower, along with all of the other towers, rose from the ground.
My heart hurt. He didn't remember me at all. I was his soulmate, he should at least remember me!
"Remember," I said. "Try - try to remember. You have been asleep for the past one hundred years. The beast - when the beast regains its true power, this world will face its end. Now then, you must hurry, Link. Before it's too late..." I faded off in the end as I was completely drained. I was using too much energy.
...
Oh my gosh. It's finally happening. He remembers, he's fully recovered, and he's about to fight Ganon. I'm more scared then I've ever been in my life, but also excited. Excited that I'll get to see him, I'll get to talk to him, I'll get to touch him.
But I'm so weak. I know that the moment he walks in I'll have to let Ganon go. I just hope Link is strong enough...
He finally walked in. I used the last of my energy to talk to him.
"...Link.."
"Link..."
I didn't even wait until I could fully talk to him. "I'm sorry... but my power isn't strong enough..."
Ganon moved, like he knew he was about to be set free. "I can't hold him."
And with that, I let go. I let the beast that could possibly kill my soulmate go. And I fell, I fell into the sky. I don't exactly know how it works, but I fell into the sky.
It was like the sky was the ground, and I could see right through the ground. Below me was Hyrule Field. I panted, lying on the "ground."
Rain had started as the castle shook. I began recovering soon, and within an hour I felt normal. I had forgotten what normal felt like. It was not being surrounded by a wall made of goo on all sides. I could breathe. It felt wonderful.
I wondered if I could watch Link. I just kinda... I don't really know. It was like I willed myself to the castle and I went there. I was still in the air, but I was watching it. Soon, Link delivered the final blow.
But something wasn't right. Ganon turned to dust and flew out of the castle. Oh no, I thought. He's going to turn into Dark Beast Ganon! I quickly teleported Link to Hyrule Field, and also grabbed one of his horses.
"...Ganon..." I said. For some reason, I was still struggling to get through to him.
"Ganon...
"Ganon." I finally got it.
"Ganon was born out of a dark past. He is a pure embodiment of the ancient evil that is reborn time and time again." The form Ganon was taking started to appear now. It was a giant warthog like creature, completely covered in malice.
"He has given up on reincarnation and assumed his pure, enraged form. If set free upon our world, the destruction will be unlike anything ever seen before."
My mind raced, thinking of what I could do to help him. To do to save him. Then I thought of the most powerful weapon that the goddesses ever created, the Bow of Light.
I used my powers to bring it down out of the sky and give it to Link.
"I entrust you with the Bow of Light - a powerful weapon in the face of evil."
I suddenly remembered what the Master Sword had said to me one hundred years ago. If I ever wanted to touch him again, he would need to win this fight.
"Link, you may not be at a point where you have fully recovered your power or all of your memories, but courage need not be remembered."
With that, he mounted his horse and rode towards the giant beast before him.
I made glowing Triforce symbols where he needed to strike with the Bow of Light, so that he knew where the weak spots were. Eventually, he shot the last arrow into Ganon's eye.
And then, the ground fell. I shot down, but for some reason I was going up. Ganon was whipping his head around as I came out of his body.
I was surrounded by the yellow light of my power. I bowed my head, and let out a silent prayer.
Please, I prayed. Let it end here.
I floated down onto the ground so that I was facing the beast. I looked up, and Ganon lowered his head to, as if he was going to buck me away with his head.
I didn't even flinch.
As I erupted in a flash of golden light, Ganon tried to get away. He didn't think he was going to loose. He was attempting to enter the stages of reincarnation again.
Sorry, I thought. I can't let you do that.
I watched him for a bit with fake pity in my eyes. Toying with him, just like he had toyed with me. I raised my arm as he swooped back down towards me, and delivered the final blow.
A giant orb of gold came out of my hand, trapping the beast. A large Triforce symbol was on the circle. It and the orb got bigger as Ganon struggled more.
Then, it all stopped. The giant, golden, orb shrunk into a small, black, one.
It's over. I thought. After all this time, it's finally over.
The sky opened up, and the awful mixture of red and black turned into a beautiful blue.
I faced the castle, and spoke to Link.
"I've been keeping watch over you all this time." I said. "I've witnessed your struggles to return to us, as well as your trials in battle."
He began to walk towards me, but I still faced away from him. I was afraid. Afraid that when I looked into his eyes, I would see no recollection. I would just see a boy.
"I always thought," I continued. "No, I always believed, that you would find a way to defeat Ganon."
I turned around, deciding I couldn't wait any longer. I kept my eyes down, though.
"I never lost faith in you over these many years. Thank you, Link. The hero of Hyrule."
I looked him dead in the eyes as I asked the question I waited a hundred years to ask.
"May I ask, do you really remember me?"
My heart was beating so fast, I thought it was going to jump out of my chest.
He ran over to me, and tucked my hair behind my ear, exposing my gray strand.
"How could I forget my soulmate?" He asked.
I smiled. I tackled him, and he fell on the ground. With my arms wrapped around his neck, I placed a firm kiss on his lips.
I had expected him to be surprised, but he immediately started kissing me back.
I pulled away after a little bit, and looked into his eyes.
I was scared to say what I was about to say. But I needed to get it out. I couldn't hold it in any longer.
"I love you, Link."
He looked shocked at this one. His blue eyes sparkles and his eyebrows raised.
"I love you too, Zelda."
I've never been so happy in my life. I tucked some hair behind his ear so that I could see his gray strand.
I looked into his eyes and kissed him again.
The hundred year wait was so worth it. I thought.
18 Years Later
...
"Urbosa Link! You get right back here and apologize to your brother!" I shouted at my daughter, with blonde hair and blue eyes like Link's.
"Yeah Urbosa, you come apologize to me!" Shouted my son, Daruk, the one with blonde hair and green eyes like mine.
"You're in trouble too, Daruk." I said sternly.
The boy let out a sigh.
Their full names are Urbosa Mipha Link, and Daruk Revali Link. And in my stomach is Rhoam Bosphoramus Link. After Rhoam I want an Purah Impa Link, and then that's enough.
The godmother of Urbosa is Riju, the godfather of Daruk is Yunobo, the godfather of Rhoam is going to be Robbie, and the godfather of (hopefully) Purah would be Symin, Pikango, Cado, or Sidon.
Link came in after Urbosa apologized to Daruk.
He gave me a small peck on the lips before greeting the children.
I loved him so much, and he was great with the kids. We both looked like we were 35, because the hundred years we were apart didn't make us age.
The children ran away to play, and he walked up to me.
"Hello, beautiful." He said, kissing me again. "How's little Rhoam?"
"He's doing good. Just one more month and then he'll be out."
He put his hand on my stomach and whispered in my ear seductively. "Do we still want to try for a Purah?"
"Definitely." I replied, grinning.
We were knocked out of our moment by a crash in the other room.
We both sighed, and then laughed.
"I'll get it." He said.
"Thanks."
I love him. And I love our kids. I can't wait to grow old together.
And see even more gray hairs.
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PUPPY LOVE
Author: liv-andletdie Rating: Teen and up Pairing: TP Zelink Modern AU Notes: Link is a vet at Ordon Veterinary surgery. Zelda is an Aristocrat with a dog who is sick… surprisingly often. Though nothing seems to be wrong with them
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Chapter 7: The Reunion
Days at the surgery were, in a word, tedious. Depending on the time the building could be flooded with a never ending stream of patients. Cats, dogs, mice, hamsters, birds, gerbils, even reptiles were all frequent visitors to the small country clinic. And as such this made work very difficult for the small team of veterinarians who worked there. Some days it would a be a challenge to get everyone seen and make it through the day without cat scratches or pecks from annoyed parrots.
And then you had some days where it seemed like nothing happened, like the goddesses had met up for tea and decided that,“No, Ordon shall not face any great medical disaster with its animals today,” and given everyone the day off. Days where the only people to enter the building were delivery men and staff returning from their lunch break.
Link hated the quiet days.
He’d never normally hated them. Sure, he used to get a little restless with nothing to do, but he’d never go so far as to say he hated them. Mild dislike yes, but never hate.
But then, he supposed, he’d never normally had the need to distract himself as much.
Every free second was spent thinking about Her. The way she walked, the way she talked, the perfect curl of her smile, the dazzling blue of her eyes! He’d half expected himself to be over her by now. Iit had been four months since Zelda Harkinian was last in town, and yet his every waking moment was devoted to wondering about her, and wondering if she was thinking about him too.
He wanted to blame Rusl. The elder vet had put that ridiculous mantra in his head, There’s always a chance, even if that chance grew less and less with each turn of the minute hand that he was currently staring at.
Link was sitting in the waiting room, his white coat thrown over one of the chairs as he fixed his eye on the clock. The monotonous ticking marked the slow march of the day. Half past four, only three and a half hours left to go. In the corner of the room Ilia sat at her desk, methodically reading through her coursework, the sound of paper turning breezed through the air in rhythm with the never ending thud of the clock. It would have been almost peaceful if it hadn’t been so warm.
“I thought you had a summer break?” Link asked, his voice shattering the fragile silence of the waiting room. He watched Ilia jump, accidentally flinging her pen up in the air. She scrambled to try and catch it, wincing as it hit of the rim of her mug and fell to the floor.
“I do,” she huffed, leaning down to rescue her pen. “But there’s nothing wrong with trying to keep my mind sharp. Better than just sitting around in this heat”
Summers in Ordon were known for their warmth. A damp humid air from Faron rolling across the winds, only made worse by the unrelenting sun up above. The storms offered little respite from the omnipresent heat, only really clearing the air for a day or two until the Faron winds choked them once more.
“I don’t know how you can concentrate,” he muttered, tugging at the collar of his shirt. He’d already unbuttoned the top two buttons, unbuttoning the third would just make him look silly. Well… sillier than he already did. The heat had no doubt turned his cheeks and ears bright pink.
“I can’t,” Ilia sighed. A soft thud indicated that she’d shut her book, apparently giving up on studying for the time being. Link would have laughed if he didn’t feel so lethargic, doing nothing was exhausting. At least I don’t live in Gerudo, he thought as he wiped a hand across his brow, I don’t think I could handle this kinda heat all year round. The Gerudo desert would be unbearable right now, but maybe Castleton would be better.
He wondered how hot it got in Castleton. Would the pavements sizzle? Would the smell of exhaust hang heavy in the air? Would people flock to the park in their lunch breaks? Would Zelda’s office have functioning AC?
Zelda… how was she dealing with the summer heat?
Tipping his head back to stare at the ceiling, Link let out a mournful sigh, all air leaving his lungs in a defeated rush. He was doing it again, thinking about her. He needed to stop otherwise he was going to drive himself mad. Zelda was gone and there was nothing he could do to change that.
“What’cha thinkin bout?” Ilia mumbled, her voice pulling him from his thoughts. He turned his head to look at her, taking in the way she slumped over the desk, her cheek resting in her palm while she fanned herself with a pamphlet on, what looked like, deworming cats and dogs.
“Nothin,” he lied, eyes turning back to the clock on the wall. Four fortyfive. How has it only been fifteen minutes?
“You’re not thinking about Zelda again are you?” Ilia sighed softly, the arm holding her makeshift fan landing against the desk. She looked as tired as he felt, shoulders sagging and eyes drooping. Even the curl of her hair seemed to have given up the ghost as it hung against her neck.
“Why would I be thinking about Zelda?” he scoffed, trying not to choke on his sarcasm.
“Because you’ve got the biggest crush on her in the history of Hyrule,” Ilia huffed. It wasn’t a secret. At this point practically everyone in Ordon knew of Link’s feelings towards the brunette heiress. They’d all agreed it was a damn shame to see him so heartsick, some even going as far as to call it cruel. Link disagreed with that; afterall, it wasn’t Zelda’s fault that he’d fallen for her as hard as he had. “Honestly Link...it’s been months. I don’t th-”
“I know,” He cut in, wincing at the acid in his tone. “I’m sorry, Ilia… I just… I know it’s been ...I can’t stop wondering...” Where would I be if she’d never left?
Ilia pushed herself back in her chair, her bottom lip pulled between her teeth. “I know,” she sighed, fingers tugging at the hem of her T-shirt. “I know, Link, I do. But maybe it is time to move on. Get out there, meet someone new”
Link sighed. She was only trying to help, he knew that, but the idea of going out and trying to find someone else to fall for… it all felt rather empty. Though he couldn’t bring himself to admit this to Ila. He saw the way she looked at him, worry causing her shoulders to go tense, a false smile always plastered to her lips. She just wanted him to be happy.
Closing his eyes, Link let his head fall back against the chair. All energy leaving from his body with a deep and tired sigh. “Maybe it is,” he murmured, trying not to notice how heavy Ilia’s silence felt now.
Quiet filled the air once more, the repeated ticking of the clock seeping into the spaces left by the absence of conversation. Outside the sun beat down against the dried earth filling the room with a blazing heat. Not for the first time that day, Link wondered if this was what the evil realm was like.
His wondering was halted when Ilia gave a loud sigh from across the room, throwing her makeshift fan at the desk with a ferocity that he’d never seen from her before. “How does Rusl do it?!” She cried, red faced from exertion.
Rusl was one of the lucky few who rarely seemed affected by the heat. Every year the Faron winds would blow and every year the elder vet appeared to ignore them. It was one of the great unsolved mysteries in the surgery as to how he managed to accomplish such a feat (along with “who’s sandwich is that in the fridge?” and “why are there never any gummy worms in the vending machine”) Link’s money was on the theory that Rusl was part Goron and was therefore used to the heat, Ilia didn’t seem to agree.
“You know my theory,” he sighed running a hand through his hair.
Ilia ignored him, pushing herself away from the desk. “I’m gonna go find a fan,” she declared “Watch the desk for me? I doubt anyone’s gonna show up but, y'know, just in case.”
Link gave a small nod of his head, watching as Ilia fled down the staff corridor. With a sigh he pushed himself from his seat, grimacing at the feel of sweat rolling down his spine.
The desk was placed right in front of the door, open and vulnerable to the blistering sun. No wonder Ilia was so uncomfortable, he thought reaching a hand up to tug at his collar. It was much warmer in this part of the room. He hoped she’d be back soon as he dropped into her chair, he didn’t think he could stand sitting in the sun for too long.
Now I just need to find something to do.
There was only three hours left of work and Link doubted that anyone would show up in that time. Five pm wasn’t exactly their most active hour at the best of times, let alone on days where nothing happened. Running a hand through his hair, Link searched the desk for something to do. It would be better to keep busy he reasoned as he rifled through the drawers, maybe he’d find something interesting?
His heart sank at the sight of paper, bills, and a bag of hard candy that had gone sticky. Nothing he could use to entertain himself! Well… he could make a paper airplane? It had been years since he’d last made one but he was sure he could figure it out if he had enough time. But then again… Ilia probably needed the paper for something, he couldn’t just use it all up without asking.
Resigned to boredom, Link gave the drawer a sharp kick. It made an almighty thud as it collided with the desk, slamming shut and then opening again from the force. He could feel his frustration grow the longer he sat in the sun. It seemed that everything was going wrong, he couldn’t even kick a drawer back into place without having that backfire!
Link debated just leaving the drawer open. If it didn’t want to close that wasn’t his problem, and there was no way he was going to lower himself to the level of disobedient furniture! He wasn’t going to fight with a desk, he was not! He refused! Why should he get down on his knees to close a stubborn drawer when a kick would have sufficed? It was unnatural, the desk was getting ideas above its station if it thought it could treat him this way.
I’m going mad, he thought sliding to his knees under the desk. He pulled the drawer open fully to inspect it, frowning at the sight of the sticky candies littered against the bills and papers. Suddenly every complaint Ilia had ever made about ants made sense, if this was how she stored her sweets no wonder she was popular with the insects. Swallowing his discomfort, Link began sweeping the candies back into their bag. He really needed to have a word with Ilia about how she organised her desk drawers.
“Hello?” A voice called out, musical, romantic, and achingly familiar. “Is there anyone there?”
Link jumped, electricity arcing through his body with every word that passed the strangers lips. Power charged through his legs and he rushed to stand up, the stubborn drawer and the disgusting candy all but forgotten to his frantic mind. Pushing himself upwards with all his might, Link tried to hold back a yelp as his head cracked against the underside of the desk.
Smooth one, Wolfe, he thought, a hand pressed against the steadily growing lump on his scalp, his eyes shut tight at the pain. From the otherside of the desk he heard the voice again, beautiful and soft and tainted with worry. “Oh my goodness! Are you alright?”
“Yeah,” Link breathed, standing up slowly this time to preserve his remaining brain cells. “My dignity took the worst blow.”
The laugh that followed was nothing less than magic, a pure symphony. Wonderful lilting notes hung in the air around him as he straightened, soothing his injuries and his pride. He could listen to that laugh all day and never get tired of it. He eased his eyes open, trying to find the source of such an enchanting giggle, and his heart stopped.
He knew the voice was familiar, why it caused such a powerful reaction in him. He’d heard it before, he’d listened to it in his dreams, he’d spent months replaying the last words she’d ever said to him. He’d recognize her voice anywhere.
She stood in front of him, brown hair piled in a messy bun at the back of her head, her face and neck flushed pink with the summer heat. At her side sat a large husky.
Zelda was back.
“H-hi,” he gasped, suddenly lost for breath. It felt like all the air in the world had vanished, leaving him floundering like a fish out of water.
“Hi,” she sighed, a heart stopping smile curling over her lips. Screw suffocating, he felt like he was drowning! This couldn’t be real, there was no way! The heat had finally gotten to him, he’d hit his head to hard, he’d fallen asleep and this was all just a dream.
“How have you been, Link?” She asked and he wanted to faint. She was here, right in front of him!
“Swell,” he lied. “Just...great.” He could feel his cheeks begin to ache from how wide he was smiling. “A-and you? How’ve you been?”
“I’ve been good,” She said, nodding a little too enthusiastically. “Busy...work’s been a little frantic”
“Yeah,” he breathed lamely. Why was it so difficult to talk around her? She was just a person it shouldn’t be so hard to just open his mouth and make conversation like a normal person! Comeon, Link. Think! get back on track. “What uhh..what brings you here? Is Naru okay? What’s up?” Perfect.
“Oh! No, she’s...she’s fine.” Zelda started, her eyes flashing quickly to the Husky at her feet. Naru sat on the ground, her tongue lolling out of her mouth as she panted through the heat. “She’s good there’s nothing wrong with her. I just thought that...it’d be a good idea to get her checked over just in case. I mean what with the… heat…” Zelda trailed off, lifting a hand to pull at the messy bun at the back of her neck. She looked… nervous? “I-I can come back later if now’s not a good time”
Link gave the room a quick glance. He took in the still chairs resting in the sunshine, the gentle and never ending tick-tocking of the clock, the fine dust motes floating in the air around them illuminated only briefly before fading away again. It was utterly devoid of life, save for the three of them. Ilia hadn’t even returned yet.
“Now’s fine,” He practically cried as he moved away from behind the desk. “Now’s a great time. Examination room three is open, I’ll take you in there…” The double entendre fell from his lips I’ll take you in examination room three, come on, Link be subtle at least! “I didn’t mean like… I’ll just show you the way”
Link wasn’t sure but he thought he saw a blush rise across Zelda’s cheeks, the already pink skin turning rosy as he moved past her towards the chairs to collect his coat. He’d rather not wear it in such warm weather, but it was always best to appear professional. Biting back a grimace he tugged it over his shoulders before ushering Zelda towards the small examination room.
Pushing open the door Link revealed the modest space. A long metal table took up most of the room, behind it sat a series of cabinets, the tops littered with jars filled with cotton and boxes of latex gloves. A small sink sat at the furthest end from the door, a small trash can placed beneath it. An old computer sat in the corner, it’s screen lighting up as Link pushed at keys to wake it up. With one hand he directed Zelda to sit in the only chair in the room whilst he pulled up a small plastic stool.
“Right, so, just a couple of routine questions,” He started, pulling up Naru’s medical charts.
“Lay them on me,” Zelda smirked, making herself comfortable in her seat. Naru curled around her legs, the strange and unfamiliar environment making her feel anxious.
“Have there been any changes to her eating or drinking habits?”
“No.”
“Good, any weight gain or-”
A sharp howl cut through the air, halting Link in his tracks. He saw Zelda flash him an apologetic look as she reached down to try and calm the animal. “I’m sorry, I know it’s impolite but I gotta ask,” Link continued, earning a smile from Zelda that made his chest feel tight. Ignoring the feeling he asked again, “Any weight gain or loss?”
“No,” she giggled, her hand scratching behind Naru’s ears.
“She up to date on her vaccines?”
“Yes, she got her boosters just last month.”
“Any coughing or Diarrhea?”
“No, thank goodness.”
“Balance issues?”
“Steady as a rock.”
“Excellent, let’s get her up on the table.”
Naru was not a fan of being lifted it seemed as Link wrapped his arms under her. She squirmed in his grasp, letting out another howl as she did so. Zelda stood to the side, muttering apologies and assurances that normally she’s much more well behaved, offering a hand to help calm or distract the wriggling canine. Eventually the two got her on the table, Naru letting out an indignant whine as her claws made contact with the cool steel surface.
Link began with checking her vitals, starting with her pulse and respiration rate before moving onto her temperature (and apologising profusely while he did so) all the while rolling back and forth on his stool between the computer and Naru.
“Vital signs are good,” he murmured half to himself as he stared at the screen. He could hear Zelda behind him blow kisses to her furry friend, the mental image causing him to smile. How was it that she was able to make him feel so happy with the simplest of actions?
Rolling back to the husky, Link started to conduct his physical examination. Naru seemed calmer than she had before, probably soothed by Zelda’s kisses and pats. He watched as she tilted her chin skyward, bright blue eyes sliding shut in pleasure as Zelda scratched at her neck, her tail creating a steady drumbeat against the table.
“I take it she ain’t a huge fan of vets,” he joked, reaching his own hands forward to press against Naru’s abdomen.
“Just the examination rooms,” Zelda confirmed as she pulled her hands back to her lap. “This is the fastest I’ve gotten her to calm down though, there must be something in the room that’s putting her at ease.”
“Could be the wallpaper?” Link snorted jerking his head towards the garish blue and green diagonal stripes that decorated the room. Zelda rolled her eyes at him but she laughed, rewarding him with another heart stopping smile.
Swallowing he turned back to the task at hand. Pulling a stethoscope from the wall behind him, he began listening to Naru’s heart and breathing. She gave a quick twitch at the feel of cold metal against her ribs, blue eyes snapping open to glare at him silently. shrugging his shoulders in a half hearted apology, Link couldn’t help the laugh that bubbled up at his throat.
Across from him, Zelda sat back in her chair. She’d taken the messy bun out of her hair, running through the strands with her fingers to tidy them. Naru’s check up was forgotten as he watched her, nimble fingers pulling the hair into a perfect plait, a serene expression on her face.
He knew he’d missed her, the entirety of Ordon knew that he’d missed her! He’d thought about nothing but her for the past four months, just praying he’d get the chance to see her one last time. Having her here, now, in front of him, he hadn’t realized how desperate he’d been for that prayer to be answered.
“It’s nice to see you again,” he said, so quiet he wasn’t even sure that he’d said the words out loud. Zelda’s eyes turned towards him, the beginnings of a blush painting her cheeks and ears a light pink.
“Well…” she swallowed, hands dropping to her lap. He watched as she clutched at the fabric of her skirt, her knuckles going a bright white. She tilted her head towards Naru on the table. “She missed you”
“I wasn’t talking to the dog.”
Zelda's eyes grew wide, cheeks turning scarlet and lips parting in a quiet, surprised gasp as she lifted her eyes to his. All air seemed to rush from her lungs and for a moment Link was scared that she was going to faint or curse him out. But instead she seemed to gather herself, eyelashes fluttering as she searched for something to focus on that wasn’t him. Her tongue darted out to wet her lips and Link felt his chest grow hot.
“It’s nice to see you again too,” She’d gone bright red, her nerves masterfully hidden as she gazed up at him through her lashes. The room seemed to grow warmer but he couldn’t bring himself to care, her words were echoing around his head like the chimes of a cymbal. Maybe… just maybe, she’d missed him as much as had missed her?
Naru’s sharp, annoyed, howl wrang through the air, shattering the moment and drawing his attention back to her and the stethoscope still pressed against her ribs. Fighting back the rising flush of embarrassment he felt at being called out by a husky, Link quickly returned to his work as he examined her eyes, teeth, and ears. Once he was satisfied that she was alright, Link pulled his stool over the computer.
“Naru looks fine,” he murmured, hands moving across the keys. “She’s recovered well from that cold she had a couple months back, so that’s good. As for dealing with the heat I’d recommend just brushing her a whole lot to get rid of any excess fur, but don’t trim her. Also, if you’ve got a pond in your garden she might like to swim in that to keep cool? A kiddie pool would also work. I actually knew a guy who’d freeze fruit for his dog so she could play with it. Just took an old ice cream tub and filled with water with an apple in it”
“Thank you,Link - uh Doctor Wolfe.” He watched, out of the corner of his eye, as she showered Naru with affection. Pressing loving kisses against her forehead and gentle scratches under her chin and ears.
“Just doing my job,” he sighed, as he shut the computer down. She turned to him, something shining in her royal blue eyes that made him weak at the knees. It really was good to see her again. “I’ll walk you back to the desk.”
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The lowering sun cast a deep orange light over the waiting room. Tall shadows of the trees outside curled over the room through the windows like the cracks in a vase. The clock continued it’s resolute march and somewhere nearby an electric fan whirred, pulling and pushing the heavy air around the space.
“How long have you been back in Ordon?” Link asked, holding the door open for Zelda and Naru to walk past. Her perfume tickled his nose as she got close, lingering in the back of his throat. The scent of fresh roses following in the air after her.
“Not long, I just got back really,” she said, pulling her braid over her shoulder. “I’ve not even been up to the estate yet, I just... came straight here.”
“Worried about Naru?”
“No...I…” She trailed off, a hand coming up to tug on her braid, a nervous smile curling over her lips. “I just wanted to come here first”
It was impossible to hold back the goofy, idiotic, grin that plastered itself across his face. Even the most miserable of people would have failed when faced with the knowledge that Zelda Harkinian had wanted to get to the surgery before anything else. He’d managed to compose himself earlier when she had said that it was nice to see him again, but she was quickly breaking down his defences. He’d be a dribbling pile of nerves by the time she left and all she had to do was smile at him!
Turning towards the desk, in an attempt to at least hide his grin, Link began drawing up her bill. The fan that Ilia had placed on the desk only worked to increase his discomfort, blowing hot air directly into his face as he tried to work. The secretary herself, however, was nowhere to be seen. A small yellow note stuck to the computer monitor was the only clue to her whereabouts.
Uli’s stuck at the bakery, Rusl’s at the ranch. I had to take Colin to cricket club, desk is all yours. -Ilia x P.s. don’t root around my stuff!
Suppressing the urge to rub his eyes, he fished a pen out of the pot she kept there to write his reply.
Clean your candy. Ants love it, I don’t. -L P.s. the fan is useless
“That’s forty five ruppees for the consultation. No other charge because she’s a perfectly healthy dog.” He held the card reader out towards Zelda, looking away as she typed in her pin. He could hear the sound of Naru’s tail thumping against the floor in time with the clock on the wall in the otherwise silent room.
“How long are you in Ordon for?” he asked, pulling back the reader as it began to print the receipt. He’d been aiming to break the silence before it got too daunting, to make casual conversation like two friends do. And yet his mind had leapt to the first question he’d wanted to ask. He felt the tops of his ears grow warm as he handed her card back to her. No turning back now.
“I’m here for a month,” she explained, seemingly not noticing his sudden nerves. She tucked her card back into her purse. “I’m taking a break from work for a little bit.”
“Cool, cool.” Now what? He’d hit a dead end. Cool wasn’t a way to continue a conversation, nor a way to end one properly. He couldn’t just stop talking, but then what should he say? You’re gonna love the weather? No, he doubted anyone could love this weather. She might take it as sarcastic, but what if she didn’t? Then he’d have to explain himself and that would be awkward. Not to mention that it was a pessimistic statement to make for no reason! Talking about the weather was off the table. Any plans? might be a good choice. Unless she thought he was asking her out… would that be such a bad thing? He could ask her out right now! It’d be easy, just say Well if you’re here for a month do you wanna hang out sometime? There was nothing stopping him! That’s it! Link decided I’m going to ask her out.
“We might see each other around.”
You coward.
“We might,.” She agreed, pulling her hand bag up higher to her shoulder. He couldn’t tell, and he didn’t want to assume anything but… she seemed disappointed. “It was nice seeing you again.”
“You too,” idiot! idiot! idiot! “Take care.” By Farore, he was stupid! Saying goodbye to her now? Well she probably had somewhere to be, shopping to do or something. There’d been no one at the estate so she’d need to air it out and clean the sheets maybe. He couldn’t keep her here any longer than he already had. He was a veterinarian, he’d done his job, she had no reason to stick around.
“I will,” She smiled, taking a step backwards towards the door. She was almost hesitant.
Realistically, when am I gonna run into her again? I don’t even have her number.
“Uh, wait...”
She stopped. Bright, royal blue, eyes staring at him. The whole situation was vaguely familiar, only this time they were standing in a sweltering waiting room instead of her driveway under freezing cold rain. Back then, all he’d wanted was for her to stay. That wasn’t an issue now, she was staying albeit only for a few weeks. But a few weeks would have to be enough time.
“Yes?”
Screw half-cooked Ramen. It was now or never.
“Would you… I mean it’s… there’s a… do you wanna get coffee sometime?” He choked. He’d envisioned this moment before, except he hadn’t been stumbling over his words and he’d swept her off of her feet in a display so romantic that cheesy romcom movies would look tame in comparison. But he’d done it now, for better or worse. He couldn’t even look at her, his eyes staring at the pen he’d left lying out on the desk. She was probably going to say no, maybe she’d let him down gently if he was lucky.
“I’d love to.”
Wait, what? His heart skipped a beat in his chest. Had she just… she’d said… she wanted too…
“Great. Great! I’ll… uhh give you my number,” He began patting down his pockets in a frenzy, searching desperately for his phone. His mind and heart still reeling from the revelation that Zelda-Goddess-Damned-Harkinian had just said yes to going on a date with him. Only one problem remained… his phone was charging in the break room. Resisting the urge to slam his head against the desk he continued. ���I don’t...I don’t have my phone with me. Uhh I could run back and-”
Zelda reached forward faster than he could comprehend, a hand expertly wrapping around his forearm, keeping him still as she pushed up his shirt sleeve. He watched breathless as she grabbed the pen from the desk and began writing on his skin in short, elegant, cursive.
0145 712598 - Miss Harkinian x
“You’ve got my number,” She breathed, a coquettish grin pulling at her lips. Link felt faint at the sight of her smile and the feel of her hand on his arm, her thumb tracing small circles over his skin.
“I do,” He said dumbly, his heart kicking back into gear at the realization. “I have your number so I’ll call you and then we can arrange something.”
“Sounds like a plan.” Her smile is gonna be the death of me, he thought as she pulled away. But damn, what a way to go. Zelda’s hand dropped from his arm, her attention drawn towards Naru as she gave a low howl.
“I gotta get her home,” Zelda giggled, leaning down to pat her husky on the nose. “I’ll hear from you later?”
“Absolutely,” He gasped, nodding his head so fast he was sure he was going to do himself an injury. “You’ll hear from me later, 100%.”
“Goodbye, Link,” she sighed, her lip caught between her teeth in a way that made his heart race.
“Bye, Zelda.
And just like that she was gone, walking out of the door, her husky in tow. He watched her till he couldn’t see her anymore,till she was nothing but a spec on the horizon, till the setting sun began to shine in his eyes and the clock struck the hour. Pushing away from the desk, he ran to the break room with all the power he could muster.
His phone was right where he’d left it, plugged in next to the toaster of all things. He practically ripped it from the wall in his haste. Adrenaline was rushing through his veins as he punched her number in, causing his whole body to shake with anticipation. Pressing the phone against his ear he waited, counting the rings until she picked up.
Ring ring
Ring ring
Ring ring
It was torture. Two seconds felt like five hours. He couldn’t stop moving, constantly tapping his feet against the floor. He thought he was going to explode until he heard her voice, sweet and melodious, echo down the phone line.
“Hello, Zelda Harkinian speaking.How can I help you?”
“Hi, yeah, I’m Doctor Link Wolfe with the Ordon veterinary surgery. I was wondering if you were free this friday?”
~Fin~
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The final chapter? What? no? Yes. This marks the end of the FIRST installment of Puppy Love. I'll be taking a short break after this but when I'm back I'll be starting work on the Puppy Love Short stories and lots of new fics as well. I'll write a sappier Authors note for the Epilogue which I'll be posting up in a week I promise haha
Massive Thanks to @zeldasdiaries/ @missdellarosa, @andelynk, and @electragoob for helping me so much during this process. I couldn't have done it without them. And thank you all so much for sticking by me through this, I'm so grateful to each and every one of you
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I think a roleswap AU with Dandory would be interesting! There are a ton of possibilities of course, like Daniyal being the seer and Andy maybe being a princess from Hyrule and Rory being the android, haha. I feel like that one has the most variety in it, but of course you can do it any other way you want, too!
I did my best with it but I think I’m just super rusty with writing! hopefully you like what I ended up doing with it haha. but also for context: instead of just seeing futures through touch, I gave Daniyal something more intimate, in that he has to kiss someone to see their future, but he can also see their past and their “present” or current situation haha. I figured he’d be more powerful than Rory because Rory’s powers were oppressed as a child.
But also Rory is still blind, even though he’s an android, his eyes just kinda...don’t work haha
“We’ve been seeing each other for a while now,” Andy said. It was just a statement of fact, nothing that could be disputed, but it still made Daniyal nervous. He had a feeling of what was coming next, but he wasn’t sure he was ready to go through it. “And we haven’t even kissed yet. Is that not something you do in this realm?”
They had given him an easy out. ‘No, things are a little different than they are in Hyrule.’ But Daniyal’s stomach felt heavy with the thought of lying. He couldn’t do that to Andy of all people. Even if they didn’t have the intimidating air of a princess, how could he bring himself to lie to them?
Daniyal looked down at his hands in his lap, fidgeting desperately for something he could say that wouldn’t ruin everything. “It’s…complicated,” he started. “I don’t know if…If I can—“
A gentle hand rested on his shoulder, pulling Daniyal’s gaze up to meet Andy’s bright blue eyes. “It’s okay. If you’re not comfortable, we don’t have to do anything different.”
An ache filled Daniyal’s heart. Something about Andy’s expression was sad, the slightest hint of disappointment. But the look quickly faded into a soft smile, those same blue eyes sparkling with so much love and understanding. It only made Daniyal want to tell them the truth more.
“We can just sit here for a while longer,” they continued. “I do love spending time with you, and the sunset is always so beautiful, isn’t it?”
“It is,” Daniyal agreed, but he wasn’t looking at the skyline anymore. He watched Andy’s profile and the way their hair gently blew in the soft spring air. The park was mostly empty since it was beginning to get dark, but this was their favorite time to come, so Daniyal couldn’t help but oblige. Before he could lose his nerve, Daniyal spoke again, “But I think…I’d really like to try. Kissing, that is.”
Andy turned back to him, eyes wide. They searched him for any uncertainty, then laid their hand on top of his. “Of course. Let me know if you need to stop.”
Daniyal smiled, his heart swelling. Slowly, the two of them leaned toward each other. It was nerve-wracking, but eventually their lips met and for a moment, it was the most pleasant Daniyal had ever felt.
Then he shuddered. Andy’s entire past, present, and future flashed before his eyes. Daniyal pulled back just in time to avoid seeing their last moment. All of a sudden, making eye contact seemed like a monumental task.
“Are you alright?” Andy asked, grabbing Daniyal’s hands in their own. “What happened?”
“I…We need to talk.”
The grip they had on his hands only grew tighter, and their voice was earnest. “Of course, love. Whatever you’d like to do.”
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“I don’t really think it would work the same, Daffodil,” Rory pointed out, running his thumb across the back of Daniyal’s hand. “I’m made of metal. It’s a bit…different, isn’t it?”
Daniyal bit his lip. He wasn’t sure either, but that didn’t stop him from being nervous about it. At least he’d gotten the truth out sooner than he thought he would. And Rory had been wonderful about it, too, thankfully. But still, there was the actual kissing part.
“You’ve got a past. And surely a future, too,” Andy piped up, entering the room. They’d agreed to make dinner for Daniyal and Rory’s date, if only to encourage the date to happen at all. They set the plates down in front of the two of them and stood back with their hands on their hips, waiting for the verdict on their food.
“Yes, that’s correct. I’m just not sure if an android is the same as a human in regards to magic.” Rory politely began to pick at his meal, if only to appease Andy, but Daniyal knew he didn’t need to actually eat it.
Daniyal couldn’t bring himself to even pick up his fork. The food looked lovely, but the churning in his stomach was a warning to not rock the boat too much. He looked down at his arm lying across the table, fingers intertwined with Rory’s. “I’m willing to give it a shot though,” he said suddenly. As an afterthought, he added, “I-If you are.”
Rory’s blank eyes looked up, not seeing anything, but still giving off the feeling that he could see right through Daniyal. He put the fork down and squeezed tightly to Daniyal’s hand and smiled sweetly. “Of course, Daffodil. Whatever you’d like to do.”
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Ten Video Games in 2018 I’m Most Looking Forward To
2016 was an absolute garbage fire of a year, 2017 defied expectations and managed to be even worse, and 2018 isn’t exactly off to a great start.
But on the plus side, both years gave us some great movies, TV shows, and of course video-games, and while no signs point to 2018 making the world any better it too seems to at least be delivering some great entertainment. This is the part where I’d usually say something clever and relevant, but I’m just not feeling it right now so I’ll skip to the good part. Here are video games coming out this year that I’m most looking forward to.
10. Hyrule Warriors: the Definitive Edition.
Pretty low on the list because I already have the original game, but I never played the DS version which had content the Wii-U didn’t have. I won’t go so far as to call Hyrule Warriors a masterpiece, especially since I’m hardly a DW fan, but ‘Hyrule’ is a great love letter to the Zelda series and the perfect game to play when I need to relax and unwind, which these days I find myself having to do more and more.
9. Far Cry 5
The Far Cry series is checkered to say the least. Far Cry 3 was a great game, even though the main character was terminally unlikable and the charismatic villain and face of the game Vaas was killed off halfway through via cutscene and was replaced by a villain nobody even bothers to remember. Far Cry 4 was a damn good game, but the main character was really dull, the villain was great but most of him was through a radio, and on the whole the game felt more like an extension of Far Cry 3 than it did a proper sequel. Primal was just dull, and as much as I’d love another Blood Dragon the jokes that such a game makes really only works once. Still, the more I hear about Far Cry 5, the more my interest grows. Especially after the latest video that showcases the...colorful supporting cast.
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The Far Cry series catches a lot of flak for use of racial stereotypes, so maybe Ubisoft can prove that among other things they’re at least equal opportunity offenders. And hey, I get to kill cultists in a middle-American town not unlike the armpit I grew up in, so that’s a plus.
8. Red Dead Redemption 2
Red Dead Redemption was an amazing game that defied expectations not just in terms of graphics, gameplay, and aesthetics, but it was also a writing, voice acting, and storytelling masterclass. So why isn’t the sequel higher on the list? Well, because of Grand Theft Auto V. Oh, it’s a damn good game, but the story is an unfocused mess and I find the main characters just...insufferable. Of course taste is subjective and all, but when you look at GTA V’s single player mode and compare it to the online mode it’s obvious where the money and attention went. I just hope the same doesn’t happen with Red Dead 2, so...yeah. Fingers crossed.
7. Bayonetta 3
Bayonetta is a silly series with an inconsistent tone about a magic pole dancer with freakishly long legs who fights demons, angels, and Eldritch abominations with the power of magic guns, magic hair, magic lollipops, magic BDSM, and enough gratuitous boob, ass, and crotch shots to make Megan Fox from the Transformers movies look modest in comparison. Yes it is every bit as absurd as it sounds, and it’s a ton of fun to play. The first two games were a blast and I have no doubts the third one will be any different. Now here’s hoping this one actually sees commercial success.
6. Jurassic World: Evolution
Remember Jurassic Park: Project Genesis that let you build and manage your own dinosaur theme park? That’s this, but with modern graphics and more dinos. Sold!
5. State of Decay 2
Are you sick of zombie games yet? Me too! Luckily in the case of State of Decay, the zombies are just the wallpaper. You could replace them with mutants, demons, monsters, or whatever and the core game would still be the same. The point of State of Decay is gathering as big of a group of survivors as you can while you make the best use of their unique skills, the limited space of wherever you decide to make base, and the finite resources in the area. The original State of Decay was a surprise hit and the new one looks even better, and given that it has 4-player co-op it’s probably the closest thing to Left 4 Dead 3 we’re ever going to get.
4. The Call of Cthulhu
I always look forward to new horror games, especially ones based on the works of H.P. Lovecraft. The guy was a racist, misogynist piece of shit, but his works are iconic and stand among some of the best stories ever written and the horror games. This won’t be the first game based on the story, but from what I’ve see so far it looks to be nothing short of shit-yourself-scary. Which is a good thing, because more often than not publishers and developers alike completely miss the point. Cthulhu is not the unknown; he’s the unknowable. To look upon him is to go mad, yet time and time again publishers insist that everything must be an action-packed power fantasy and treat Cthulhu like a boss that can be beaten. Thankfully this game seems to be doing the exact opposite, and I can’t wait to play with the lights off. Speaking of which...
3. Agony
A survival horror game where you trek through the depths of Hell itself. Why hasn’t this been made sooner? No, Dante’s Inferno doesn’t count.
2. Megaman Legacy Collection, 1 & 2
For a long time it seemed like we’d never see a proper MegaMan game ever again, especially after the disaster that was Mighty No. 9. Now with MegaMan 11 coming and rumors that Capcom is considering revisiting the ‘X’ and ‘Legends’ brand, what better way to gear up than to revisit the golden years? Some of which weren’t so golden, admittedly.
Before I get to my #1 spot, here are a few honorable mentions.
Yoshi Ace Combat 7: Skies Unknown Octopath Traveler Shenmue 3 Travis Strikes Again: No More Heroes MechWarrior 5: Mercenaries The Last of Us 2 Kingdom Come: Deliverance Kingdom Hearts III Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night Darksiders 3
1. Telltale’s the Walking Dead: the Final Season
Go ahead and get your “lol, interactive movie!” reactions out of your system.
Okay, you done?
Say what you will about the Telltale style of video-games, but the writing is great, the characters are endearing, and they keep adventure games of old alive. Regardless if you like the style or not, the fact that it still finds success in an environment where AAA publishers push harder and harder for the “games as a service” model is extremely important. No doubt the title “The Final Season” will get some smug gamers going “Thank God!” or “Should have happened after season one, lol!” and other such snarky remarks, but it doesn’t undermine the fact that this game will mark the end of an era.
Thousands of gamers watched Clementine grow up, and this will be the last time we see her. Given how the rest of the games have ended and the dozens of horrible things that happened in between...well, let’s just say that a happy ending is extremely unlikely. Still, the games have surprised us before. Nobody thought we’d see Kenny again after the end of season one, then season two was like “Ha, gotchya!”
Regardless of what’s in store, all we do know is that the sun is setting on Clementine’s story. We’ll have to wait and see how it plays out.
#Nintendo#gaming#video-games#Hyrule Warriors#Agony#call of cthulhu#telltale games#telltale the walking dead#clementine#state of decay 2#red dead redemption 2#Megaman#capcom#bayonetta#bayonetta 3#Jurassic World#jurassic world evolution#Far Cry 5
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92 Truths Tag
Rules: Once you have been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 truths about you. At the end you choose 25 people to be tagged. Tagged by: @travelerchrisedward
LAST Drink: Water Phone Call: Dad Text Message: to a new friend whose number I just got Song You Listened To: Isle of Innisfree - Celtic Woman Time You Cried: Not sure. It’s definitely been several months HAVE YOU EVER Dated Someone Twice: Never dated anyone Been Cheated On: No Kissed Someone and Regretted It: Never kissed anyone Lost Someone Special: Lost my dog, Ginger, about five years ago. She had an auto-immune disease the vets couldn’t do anything for, so we had to put her down Been Depressed: At least a few times a week Been Drunk and Thrown Up: Never drank and never will. It’s been almost ten years since I’ve thrown up Made a New Friend: Yep! The one whose number I got Fallen Out of Love: What exactly does that mean? Laughed Until You Cried: I’m not a Star Wars fan, but I was on the floor laughing hysterically at this post https://astridhofferson4.tumblr.com/post/169681326962/astridhofferson4-pinch-o-mad-mask-of-prime Found Out Who Your True Friends Are: Yup Found Out Someone was Talking About You: My family, all the time GENERAL How Many People on Tumblr Do You Know in Real Life: None Do You Have Any Pets? 9 ducks, a dog, a cat that lives with my dad and stepmom, and my family has two little dogs but I disowned them a long time ago Do You Want to Change Your Name? Nope. I love my name What Time Did You Wake Up This Morning? Around 6:30 and couldn’t go back to sleep so went on Tumblr What Were You Doing Last Night? Watching the Season 6 trailers for Race To The Edge, and watched three episodes of Jane and the Dragon Have You Ever Talked to a Person Named Tom? I don’t know if I ever talked to him but he was in the high school student body What’s Getting on Your Nerves Right Now? I got a new job on Tuesday but I don’t get to start until two weeks from now Blood Type: I have no idea. I had Leukemia as a child and received several blood transfusions but I don’t know what type Nickname: None that I care to share, but my real name is Leah Relationship Status: Single Zodiac Sign: Taurus Pronouns: She, her, hers, me, my, I...? Favorite Show: Race To The Edge!!! See my Top 10 Cartoons post here https://astridhofferson4.tumblr.com/post/170519617222/my-top-10-favorite-animated-tv-series-cartoons College: BYU Pathway Hair Color: Dark blonde, same as Link’s in Breath of the Wild
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I survived NYCcccccc
somehowwwww
I am still half dead and completely tired (to the point I was almost falling asleep standing up that my coworkers were like “take the rest of the day off and sleep”)
this trip was a gongshow and a trip and went about as well as I anticipated it would, but it was still fun overall minus body pain, blisters, and the sleep deprivation
kinokuniya is wonderful
OKAY WHERE TO START...
okay. So, yeah. Let’s start with the beginning. Friend T wanted to go to NYC for someone’s birthday, we settled on mine. Original plan was on my birthday, just five people: me, three guys, one girl, but the girl had just started a new job so we figured we better not interrupt. So four, but then Friend C (the driver) was all “we should have five people to get the most out of it” and I was like “yeah I could see us all splitting gas that way okay that works”, then towards the scheduled date we realized “wait C you have to work this day because it’s like your black friday” “... oh.” and of course they wouldn’t give him this off so we had no driver so we rescheduled for the 20th because we remembered Zelda Symphony was on the 20th in that month and most people were okay with Zelda.
Of course, ordered five tickets, got replacement for girl (A), people were like “we can’t be roaming around during rush hour what do we do” and I was like “mute girl anime movie?” “no” “blah blah blah?” “no” “escape room” “... yeah okay I guess that’s cool”, so escape room it was (came to roughly 57 dollars a Zelda ticket and 37 dollars for Escape Room, per person).
Then one friend had to cancel because his job wouldn’t let him, and we had no other replacements, so yeah we went with four people (he still paid me back half the money and promised the rest later and I feel really bad about that especially since I figured he’d probably be the best at the escape room out of all of us and would appreciate a lot of these places we went to)
also before that the driver C’s car broke down, was expensive and he wouldn’t come (but would DRIVE us still which is like at that point come along and don’t waste the ticket), so I convinced him by paying for his NYC things, then A was getting sick, then two days T who was super into this trip lost his wallet with his ID (and he wanted to go barhopping a bit and other things), and yeah it was a trainwreck from start to finish.
anyway yeah, so in the end it was me, T (friend I usually hang out with who has similar tastes to me, aka likes anime), C (big luff of a strange creature, also the driver), and A (friend I didn’t go to high school with but knew C and is a big NYC and movie buff but barely into anime at all), and plan was:
Go to NYC and survive
Be ready by 7:30AM and on the road by 8AM
explore a list of locations in two sections of NYC, at 1:30 we’d go to the southern part
go to Escape Room and Zelda Symphony
survive and be home by like 2AM latest
so yeah, let’s see
We were originally going to eat breakfast at home, but then two friends who cancelled wanted to have breakfast at McDonalds before we left (I already ate so yeah) Wait until like 8:30AM, then C finally calls and is like “I got into a car accident”, thankfully he was okay but he had to file a police report and yeahh it was just a fender bender thankfully.
Anyway, picked up at 9AM, hang out with two friends (turns out Girl totally could have come but she didn’t know what was going on and so didn’t get a chance to put in for the day off so I was stuck with those other three losers instead and was sad)
so probably by like 9:30-10AM we head off to the wonderful world of NYC (it’s like a 2-3 hour drive) and yeah pretty normal drive (I SAW A HUGE FIELD OF DYING SUNFLOWERS (first pic) AND IT WAS SAD BUT NEAT BUT SAD, never saw a dead sunflower and disappointing I missed them when they were alive but fascinating to see them all dead)
so yeah we parked in NJ, got on the subway for about a half hour, and then made our way to first stop: Image Anime! (second pic). I was gonna take pictures of all the stores we went to, but NYC is fast and people move fast so I was like “yeah no way am I going to have an opportunity for that”.
It was a neat little store, full of nice anime figures. I was on their website before and was disappointed that they sold out of all the figures I would’ve bought (Kaiji... nendoroids like SZS Nozomu, Nichijou Nano/Hakase, Etna/Flonne...), but yeah friends mostly saved money here and waited (though T who is the most figure-focused of us bought a Satsuki figma)
Anyway, we left this store around 1:30PM (!), so yeah a liiittle behind schedule.
Next stop was J&L Game, nicer than I thought it’d be (I should’ve taken a picture for Girl because it had a nice Pikachu in the front but yeahh), not a very focused GameCube selection (I know their online store had Cubivore for like 700 dollars and cheaper games like Metroid Prime for like 40, whaaat), but mann they had a lot of retro games and collectibles, T was impressed at all the sealed copies they had and A bought an N64 game (Body Harvest I think)
anyway, yeah, nothing that caught my eye immediately so we mostly waited for C and A to be done shopping in a gift shop next store, then headed off to my main attraction- Kirokuniya.
And boy, it did not disappoint. I can’t describe how amazing this place was- From the outside, it’s a typical skyscraper-y building, with Kirokuniya in silver letters. Inside was a giant Japanese-based selection of books- my eye immediately saw the Hello Kitty 2018 diary near the front, and since I’ve been in dire need of a dream-diary, I snatched it up.
But man, it was amazing- We were running low on time, so I didn’t explore nearly as much as I would’ve wanted to, but mannn it was fantastic. Probably got there around 2PM-ish if not earlier, but boy it was something to explore. T really wants to learn Japanese with me, so we glimpsed at educational books, but didn’t get anything
Then we went upstairs- oh boy. All manga- mostly Japanese. AS YOU CAN SEE FROM THE THIRD PICTURE, THEY HAD ODETTE AND I WAS THIS CLOSE TO PICKING IT UP, until I saw it was the fourth volume and didn’t have a chance to glimpse over for the others since we were leaving when I saw it
First thing I saw was a My Private Report advertisement which also made me go “aaaaaaa”, I only browsed shortly so couldn’t find signs of the other manga she made, but yesss. Also a nice figure selection over there, not Image Anime level but still good size. ALSO I FOUND THE ASANO INIO SECTION and I almost bought everything there, I could’ve had the rainbow Punpun collection in Japanese and also DDDD WAS THERE WITH THE SHIRT AND EVERYTHING but I bit my tongue and held back, but mannn I should’ve gotten that shirt edition in hindsight.
Went to the information desk looking for CTRL+T, guy there was pretty rude-ish but yeah, told me “You know this has been out of print for seven years, right?” And I was like “well I knew it existed seven years ago but I figured I might as well ask since I thought a ton of stuff in here would be out of print by now”, at least internally, so online it is for that then
Ended up picking up the Satoshi Kon artbook instead as an excuse to say I got something, also because y’know Satoshi Kon art. I forget if I went to the basement before or after the cafe, but there was a basement too that we were like “okay we have no time to explore anymore, let’s just glimpse at it” and so me and T did and right on the stairwell he’s like “look, I’ve found your section” or something like that, and I’m like ???, looking at some makeup or something and like “okayy” but then I get closer to the bottom and through the stairs I see what he saw
a line of My Melody plushes
I mostly stuttered and did a bunch of “a- mmmm, ahhuh, hm ah” grunts and looked at them and there was like pajama Melody and normal Melody (A GIANT ONE AT 55 USD, the smaller one at 22 USD) so T reached up and grabbed it for me and so I bought myself a My Melody plush finally (we ignored the rest of the basement before we got too carried away, but I’m glad we checked it out)
ALSO, as I was checking out a girl had to stop me and was like “I just want you to know, you look so cute! I’m sorry, I just had to let you know that!” and it made my day thank you random stranger
then back upstairs we went to the cafe to eat, and I got a cream puff! For those who don’t know me this is a pretty big deal because I hate food with a passion and don’t like trying foods ESPECIALLY in public but like, cream puff, cream, how could I resist
it was decent, wasn’t a fan of the cherry flavor or whatever in the bread, but the cream was delicious. Only ate just over half of it though, I cannot eat a lot at one time and so C finished it (my remains were the fourth picture, ate a liiittle bit more after taking it). Also T admired the amount of Green Tea flavored things there were.
Anyway, then we fiiinally left. We ended up skipping BookOff, I wanted to check it out but yeahhhh low on time (and C and A were like “let’s go to Nintendoooooo are we going to Nintendoooo” and I’m like “yes kids don’t worry we’re going to Nintendo like I kept saying we’re definitely doing”) So at 3:30PM ish, we finally reached Nintendo NY. There was a guy throwing Cappy in front of the store on camera, so that was neat.
Anyway, yeah, not gonna lie Nintendo was the weakest of the places we visited for me but I expected that- Like I know most of what Nintendo merch exists in the US that I’d be interested in already, so yeah, but it was a lot smaller than I expected (mostly because C and A kept calling it the Pokemon Center and I kept thinking of the ones in Japan that are like huge white displays of Pokemans), but yeah.
First floor was mostly Mario, so we went upstairs pretty quickly and browsed around. Amiibo display, clothes, and a museum (with that Fire Emblem Warriors on screen- I legit thought it was Hyrule Warriors for a while because it looked just like that desert stage in Hyrule Warriors and yeah, not interested enough in FE to care unfortunately). But yeah, museum was nice- I also remembered I had a camera at this point and started taking pictures. I was kind of hoping they’d have like every unique model of every system, but still nice display of what they had, just felt really bare after coming from Kinokuniya.
Of course, still bought Splatoon pajamas and a hat (T wanted the green one and I wanted the pink one so T bought them both and gave me one as a birthday present, but then I used the money he gave me to buy it to also buy the pajamas so I still owe him money for that but he be a good guy), C bought a bunch of Pokemon stuff (he’s a pokemon junkie always playing Pokemon Go, something something witch pikachu)
alsooo took an exclusive picture of me sitting down on the first floor as we rested a bit and checked our street passes (I only had 6 ACNL ones at the time and two were from T and A and I’ll have to check what they were after the Zelda Symphony) with my androgynous short hair and bad fashion sense, but not sure if I should post it even though I know my face is somewhere on my blog anyway (I don’t like pictures of myself and not a fan of how short my hair came honestly)
Anyway yeah, we were going to leave at 4PM, but we didn’t want to stand afterwards, finally at like 4:20PM we got up and headed for the escape room at 5PM.
Now, this is when things fall apart.
See, Escape Room starts at 5PM sharp, wants you to be there ten minutes early. So, uh, yeah. Google maps is like “your destination is 32 minutes away on foot”, and I’m like, “cool, yeah, we can make it”, not realizing how slow we were leaving the Nintendo Store to risk it. But hey, I’m like, “well, we should arrive right on time if we leave now, ten minutes early, bam, plus like NY walk speed is probably faster than google walk speed.” Then it’s like “do we take the subway there, and possibly deal with rush hour, or do we walk it...” So of course we decide to walk it.
For reference.
it was hell in those Vans shoes (I knew it would be but yeahhh)
my pinkie toes are covered in giant blisters from it, we pretty much jogged all the way there, and still arrived late. It was like “aaghhh it’s 5PM, wait we’re on the street now” but of course somehow I got turned around thinking we were on sixth ave, but no, we were on fifth I guess, so ended up making a wrong turn, doubling back, and arriving there (the place texted me and I was like “oh we’re right outside” when we were on the wrong direction, aghh (I still have no idea how we did that looking at the map I posted, we went right from leaving Nintendo, left, then allll the way down, then left, but somehow we were on 5th?)
luckily they let us in still, got there probably 8 minutes after it started, and yeah. My mind wasn’t in the right thinky mind thing and also escape rooms are harder than I thought. Also yeah not gonna lie a lot of me was like “aghhh just give me all the pieces so I can solve everything”, I was amazed at how people didn’t understand how a push lock worked (the TV instructions even told us “it’s a push lock, push it down to open it”) but still it was fun
we got to the bathroom when we ended up running out of time, the one we were stuck on still doesn’t make a lot of sense to me but it was some kind of math problem with dots I guess. There was an entire third room anyway that led back to the first one, so yeahhh we didn’t get this (apparently the success rate is 15 percent and people usually come in parties of 12-15).
Anyway, we decided we were going to get on the subway to the Zelda Symphony (escape room ended at 6PM), and away went. It was now I noticed how pained my feet were from walking, so yeahhh, walked to the subway in lots of pain.
NOW HERE’S WHERE MORE PAIN BEGINS...
the Zelda Symphony...
See, subways are subways, and I forgot 6PM is still technically rush hour. So, getting on the subway to go uptown, trying to get everything straight in my head like “okay yeah uptown train is the right one, there’s only updown and downtown even though the map doesn’t say anything about it being uptown just inwood or something”
so finally I’m convinced, yeah, we’re good, tell everyone a few times what stop we’re getting off on, yeah.
of course, the doors open, and it’s jam packed, as people rush in ahead of us. T manages to squeeze in but no one else can, so we rush to the next car. Of course I’m like “okay, we’ll just wait and be the first ones on the next-” and then C (who is a giant of a boy) crams me into the subway and tries running to another door with A.
Needless to say, we were all separated (and it was jam packed, I held onto my bags for dear life). So yeah, ride the subway for about a half hour, crushed and shoved around, eventually managing to reach a poll from where I am (a nice classy-looking Asian lady grabbed my arm and helped me stay steady for a while, any time it rocked she’d grab my arm again thinking I’d go flying even when I was already holding onto something)
there were also a ton of people in Zelda clothes, so I’d say about half the car (quarter at least) was going to the symphony. Anyway, I finally get off, try getting in contact with people (getting people to answer their phones is the most infuriating thing, even after waiting for two trains to go by first). Finally T contacts me, said he could see me on the train, but then couldn’t any more and had to get off at one stop to get composed and figure out what’s going on, then got back on the next train. Told him we’d meet at where I am since it’s the end of the staircase of subways, waited, waited, nothing. Finally A and C get back to me (I didn’t have A’s number and C never picked up his phone, eventually A called me), they’re quite the pair is all I’ll say, but yeah trying to find them was a pain too. In the meantime I finally contacted T and he was pretty stressed out by the whole subway ordeal and yeahh, he somehow walked past me and was down a few blocks.
Eventually I told everyone to just go outside, we’ll meet at the street corner I’m on (which was right in front of the symphony), waited, waited, waited, finally got in contact with them again, A and C were on the street but not the corner, but they could see the Symphony. More waiting, more waiting, T finally gets back to me, on the street, not sure where to go to get to the corner I’m on- turns out we were on opposite sides of the Symphony, but he couldn’t see it from where he was. So I guided him via my map, managed to get everyone to meet in line at the symphony, which we did, and boyyyyyy that was a fiasco.
Also let’s just say we didn’t have time to eat before the concert- we sat down around 8:15-8:20PM? The intro just ended and Miyamoto was talking. Anyway, yeah, then we sat down, my left thigh was in pain for some reason the entire time so that was super uncomfortable, but yeah. Interesting music choices, feels like I got spoiled on some games I haven’t played (but then again it’s Zelda so it’s not really spoilers), kinda wished they used something other than the Goron theme of BotW for the finale, but oh welll.
T really enjoyed it which made me glad, we both wanted to go back and replay all the old games afterwards (I own every console Zelda, beat or came close to beating all of them except 2, ALttP, and Four Swords Adventure), while never played a handheld Zelda (though I own the old ones via VC).
I liked the Awakening part, didn’t expect the older games to get music done, was nice. Also liked Ghirahim’s part in the SS section because he is the best. Also, the architecture for the United Palace was super nice, having just beaten KH1 again it felt like a place from Hollow Bastion (especially the ceiling colors)
Anyway, yeah, headed home, got on the subway (much less crowded this time), switched to the subway to NJ (which was pain in walking, I almost blacked out a few times, and for reference C if you’re reading this you’re still very stubborn, Mr. “it’s not proper train etiquette for more than one person to hold a pole at a time” aka mr “giant man tries not crushing smaller passengers on sharp turns, results vary” (but we still love you)
Anyway, yeah. Got to the parking garage (thankfully there was an elevator, stairs were super duper pain), got into the car, and drove home~ (we left just after midnight)
... and thennn C manages to take a wrong turn and detours us, and in trying to get back on the road, a train comes down the tracks murdering us all
it was very long and after like five-ten minutes of waiting, the train slows to a stop, with the last train car parked right in front of us, for about fifteen minutes (There was a cat though and I wanted it it was black and white and cat), that picture was taken at like 1AM and shortly after it started moving again
so after that fun detour we were back on the road, mumbling and being incoherent and half dead (I had to stay awake to read road signs and C had to stay awake to drive, T drifted off a lot and A mostly stayed up I think)
then they decided to go eat before going home, so at like 3AM we got to home-ish and went to a local-ish diner and I had fries and kept trying not to black out
note also that I went the whole day having only eaten a peanut butter sandwich and going to the bathroom at 7AM, I had like some mini hershey bars, half a cream puff, a bottle of water, and some gatorade, and yet I did not feel super hungry or super desire to use the bathroom at all and I’m kind of concerned but I remedied that at the diner (aka half a bowl of french fries and using their bathroom before my body muscles died too much like they felt like they were starting to when I almost blacked out a few times)
listen food is gross and public bathrooms are scary and gross
needless to say I am the epitome of perfect health
SO YEAH UH
we left the diner at like
4AM, I got home at 4:17AM, went upstairs, slowly peeled off my clothing, admired everything I bought, and then went to bed cuddling with my new best friend
by 4:30 I was in bed and by 8AM my alarm went off and I went to workkk
(I was half dead working and we were slow so my coworkers sent me home at like 3:30PM)
so far I feel dead still, but the rest of the pieces for my Halloween costume came in today so that was nice. Then early dinner, then internet, felt extremely dizzy typing this out, took a nap for an hour or so with my new Melody friend (she’s so softttttttt), woke up, finished typing this out, feeling dizzy again but not as bad and not as tired, not sure what to do now
also here be a list of places we (aka I since everyone else was like “Pokemon Center!” and I’m like “well there’s Nintendo NY” “Yeah!” “but that was the first thing I added anything else” “...Pokemon Center!” (okay T who helped me plan this trip talked with me and we managed to agree on some locations like Barcade and stuff, and A recommended Battery Park)... places we wanted to check out with bolded being the ones we did check out
there was a whole section of NYC we still have to explore as you can see
like I didn’t expect to visit half of these places honestly but yeah that two hour delay didn’t help much, on the brightside T losing his ID didn’t affect anything (I just had to help pay for a few things), honestly the only thing we really cut out from the delay was Bookoff.
I’m really interested in what the heck Babycastles is still, it was close to the Escape Room but no time to explore and see. I recommend googling it and trying to figure it out yourself.
I spent a lot less than I expected to on myself (20 dollars on pajamas and ~70 at a bookstore including the cream puff and My Melody ain’t bad), so yeah I spent more on tickets (and other people’s tickets and stuff, and gas, and parking...~) than I did on myself and I’m proud (though if I knew that I totally would’ve caved and bought something at the figure store probably)
I had fun and pain, T seemed like he really enjoyed everywhere we went which made me happy (T has a hard life and was the one who really wanted this trip to happen), C and A weren’t as big as nerds as we were (well okay they’re worse but on a different nerd spectrum, at least T and I have taste) but I think they enjoyed themselves and at least one them is probably reading this and feeling irrationally guilty for some reason (because they both do that wayyy too much) and what I have to say to that is- Hello!
(you’re good no worries it was fun)
tl;dr
manga store was fun, walking is pain, many delays and rushing
we’re going back after Christmas maybe when we I have money and we’re just going to shop at kinokuniya all day and maybe bring the two engaged peoples who couldn’t make it and treat them to nice things (and also take taxis, who cares if it’s five dollars more than a subway at this point)
also so disappointed we never really had a chance to take photos because I had an outfit I was proud(?) of and someone called me cute but here have this (still hate my face for some reason)
light purple cardigan and pastel game tee and pink booty shorts and black leggings and Little Twin Star socks and lavender Vans all while clutching a My Melody tote bag because I am Sanrio-loving low-key-fairy-kei trash, what a mess of an outfit
(I had my haircut the day before and it was okay but now once again it is a sad mess and also I’m a little sad that my yarn bangs already disappeared) also I knew I wasn’t crazy when I designed Yarn’s hair I knew I used to have bangs like hers and this proves it’s possible
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Roleplay server Log #162
“Hyrule the water Baby”
[TLOT] Poor Notch... He won't be getting any sleep at all
[CP] - Exactly, where as I'm trying to coax Lie into sleeping again
[TLOT] Poor Lie, she's still having those nightmares?
[CP] - Don't know, she hasn't fallen asleep yet
[Doc] at Steve- you found the gems?
[Steve] Yeah! Here, My love has some of them as well. Here's the diamonds - holds out the blue rock candy-
[Doc] makes a click copy and offers the gem to the little dragon
[Yaunfen] Sniffs and starts to happily gum on it-
[TLOT] Well... She is a brine, she doesn't have to sleep if she really doesn't want too
[CP] - I recall you telling me how well that worked last time...
[Doc] I think we hit the jackpot in more ways then one, was that what you wanted little one?
[Yaunfen] Happy squeaks-
[TLOT] flustered- well it's hard on your psyche if you don't let your main-frame rest, but it can be done!
[CP] Sighs- Come on, let's get going
[CP] Opens a portal to the digital realm and steps through, once everyone is through he closes the portal and turns to Doc- Okay, find the server
[Doc] is just floating in the nothing and holding Yaunfen- ummm I think... - they're looking for something that feels like hir lover- that way!...?
- the vanilla cow seems distressed and Steve puts Stevie on its back
[TLOT] I can feel it too Doc... Go that way
[CP] - Consider this training for going out into the real world, because getting back is just as important
[Doc] Oh.... - Is casting about and starts going in a slightly different direction. - I do feel something familiar close by.... over this way...
[CP] Is fighting down his snickers-
[TLOT] Uh.. Doc I'm not sure that's our server.
[CP] Motions for TLOT to shut up-
[Doc] I think you're right, but it is one I know. - reaches out with hir free hand to touch the faint square.
[Doc] Walks forward and emerges into Cp's office. - Ah fuck.
[CP] Bursts out laughing-
[TLOT] Not nice Cp. They did find someplace we've been before, it wasn't a random seed.
[CP] - Oh but it is funny, and hey, at least they didn't find a way out to real world first
[Doc] Looks around for a moment and gets a naughty idea. Xe takes out one of the lollipop flowers and gives it a big lick before sticking it to the seat of Cp's desk chair and pushing it back under the desk.
[CP] - Come on Doc, I'm sure your mate is eager for you to get home
[Doc] Comes back out - Dammit.... Okay, I'm trying... - starts headed off in a different direction.
[TLOT] Just relax and feel around.
[Doc] This is odd... - Xe puts out a hand and touches a different pane. - it feels like... BEN actually...
[CP] - That's because that is Majora's Mask
[Doc] Ech... I don't have good memories associated with that game... Still feels a bit like his energy though.
[CP] - Probably not his copy
[Doc] Makes a suddenly brighter face and points a ways away. - I know there's at least one Pokemon game that direction, I don't know which one though.
[CP] - No
[Doc] I wasn't suggesting we go. Though I'm sure Stevie and your Honedge would enjoy it. - Is moving along at a walking pace.
[Stevie] Is lightly kicking the cow he's on-
[Steve] Be gentle Stevie, I think this cow is a bit freaked out being out here.
[Stevie] - Okay
[Doc] Actually there's a place here you don't know about, I bet. - Trots a bit to one side. - This one is where our friends Richtofen and Takeo came from. I can hear the zombies screaming from here. - It's also a good place for... aquiring unusual equiptment for experiments....
[CP] Growls a little-
[TLOT] That's a shooter isn't it.... Let's not...
[Doc] I wouldn't. The cow would get infected and it would be far too dangerous for Steve and Stevie.
[Stevie] - No zombies, zombies are bad and they bang on doors really loudly...
[Steve] playful- They're also stinky and bad tempered.
[Stevie] - Uh-huh!
[CP] Flicks a hand which forces a stray bit of coding farther away-
[Doc] Gets a devious look and sticks a hand into a rather dusty pane. Xe pulls hir hand back out with a large green leaf and tosses it at Cp. - Hey Cp, think fast!
[CP] Swats it away-
-As he touches it there's a VOOFP noise and suddenly Cp has a pair of raccoon ears on his head and a racoon tail on his rear.
[TLOT] Nearly chokes with laughter
[CP] -Doooooooooc....
[Stevie] Giggles as well-
[Doc] If you wag it you'll fly faster and I bet Stevie will laugh in a very sweetly endearing and childlike way at his funny big brother.
[CP] - How about I ram my sword up your ass instead!
[Doc] Yikes! Okay! I'm going! - Scoots out of reach and starts sniffing around for the feel of the server before heading off in a determined way.
{Stevie] - Let's go moo moo
[Doc] Ohhh. Cp... we should come back to this one just you and me later....
[CP] - What asinine thing are you talking about now?
[Doc] It's Vice City. I could go for some crazy driving, and I think you'd enjoy the flamethrower.
[CP] - I don't need a tool for that
[Doc] Then the plethora of targets would be to your liking at least.
[CP] - Whatever
[TLOT] Puts his ear near a pane. - I hear roaring...
[CP] - That's a Jurassic Park game
[Steve] Swallows - No.. dinosaurs please...
[Doc] Don't worry, I want to go home too.
[CP] - If you can find it
[TLOT] I really don't think we should be out here longer then nessesary. NOTCHs can seed hop too you know.
[CP] - Yeah yeah
[Doc] If holding Yaunfen close with one hand and touching pane after pane with the other. - Good gods there are so many Minecraft seeds...
[CP] - Yup, oh hey, that's one of the ones I used to be on
[TLOT] does that mean your NOTCH wrecked it already?
[CP] - Nope, I did
[Doc] Has caught a scent now and is starting to run.
[CP] - I don't feel like running
[TLOT] Then walk. - Hurries after Doc pulling the cow along with Steve beside him.
[CP] Decides to float along instead, setting the tail and ears on fire to destroy them-
[Doc] Is inputing a complex passcode onto a pane that's much shinier then the ones around it. - I found it!
[CP] - Found what?
[Doc] Opens the wall to show the savannah and an afternoon sky- Home.
- There's a bit of bellowing as the mammoths react to the humans and brines and shuffle farther away.
[Stevie] - What are those!
[TLOT] Leads them inside after Doc - They're mammoths Stevie. Lie took a liking to some on an outing with Doc.
[Doc] I couldn't resist rescuing a few. They're so fuzzy and majestic.
[Stevie] - Look brother! Home!
[CP] - Yeah yeah
[Doc] I wonder how Aven and BEN are faring? We're near their house.
[aven] -is siting outside with hyrule in her arms-
[CP] - I don't know or care right now
[TLOT] Leads the cow towards Gem's house since they can see it from where they are anyway.
[CP] Groans and follows to keep an eye on Stevie-
[Steve] Runs up ahead of the others - Hey Aven!
[aven] oh hello.
[Steve] Awww, how are you holding up Aven?
[TLOT] I smell something stinky...
[aven] I was going to have gem give hyrule a bath when she got back while I distracted ben because he is over protective.
[Doc] Walks up as well - Hey Aven. Ah, that sounds like a good idea. Look what I have, you're not the only one with a little babe to tend now. Meet Yuanfen.
[Yuanfen] Still gumming on the candy diamond-
[aven] is it made of candy while eating candy?
[Doc] They just look like candy as camoflage I think. But yes, Yaunfen likes candy. Their whole home seed is candy and cake and ice cream. It's heavily modded. The cow came from there too.
[TLOT] The milk is vanilla flavored, want some?
[aven] yes that sounds good.
[Steve] Pulls out the bucket again and fills it for her before passing it.
[TLOT] Um Aven... I could wash Hyrule again if you want, it smells like he needs it.
[Stevie] - What's the tiny thing?
[aven] -takes the bucket in one hand while holding hyrule- I will have to distract ben but sure it would be helpful.
[TLOT] It's a baby Stevie. A tiny person.
[Doc] Where is BEN anyway?
[Stevie] - How did it get here?
[Steve] Aven made him. With some help from BEN.
[aven] he should be inside -takes a sip of the milk- oh this is good.
[Stevie] - So a boy and a girl can make a baby?
[Steve] Yep. That's not the only way you can do it, but I think it's the simpliest.
[Stevie] - So brother could make one with miss Lie?
[TLOT] Takes out some of the lollipop flowers- Looks at this haul Aven, you should have seen it. It was crazy pastel everywhere.
[aven] that seem like a lot of candy.
[Steve] Well... no because Lie gave up one of the parts she needed cause she's not ready to be a mom just yet. But she could if she changed her mind.
[TLOT] Oh yes. Toffee for gold, rock candy diamonds and sticky strawberry lava.
[Stevie] - But I want a little brother so I can play the big brother!
[Steve] Aww. What about Ashe? You're older then he is.
[Stevie] - But he's already bigger than me sometimes
[Steve] Bigger doesn't matter, you're still older. Besides. He could use someone strong to help him out.
[Stevie] - But his momma is really strong!
[Steve] Yeah but she's not a kid and she has to look after Willow and Oak too. It would be a big help.
[Stevie] - Okay
[aven] gem would have a field day with that candy she has a huge sweet tooth
[TLOT] I didn't know that! Hang on, I'll copy some of this and give it to you.
[Doc] Just not the endstone sponge cake. It seems to expand if you leave it anywhere.
[CP] - Stevie, do you wanna head home? You still have that... Blanket, fort to work on...
[Stevie] - I wanna keep riding the cow!
[TLOT] Gives Aven a big handful of candies and cake blocks - Here you go. And you should let me take care of Hyrule. Is it better to tell BEN or just be quick about it?
[aven] then lets head inside the main area there is a caldron in the bathroom there.
[Steve] I'll stay out here and watch Stevie and.. Moo Moo?
[Doc] Do you need help TLOT?
[TLOT] Only if BEN attacks me.
[Doc] I'm coming with you.
[BEN] Has barricaded the bathroom door and hung a sign- NO BATHING THE BABY IN WATER!
[aven] -starts to head inside-
[TLOT] Hmm... should we go in the kitchen instead?
[aven] yep.
[BEN] Is in the kitchen eating-
[Doc] Offers Yaunfen hir shoulders - could you crawl up and lay down?
[aven] -hands tlot hyrule-
[Yuanfen] Scrambles up, digging hir claws in a bit-
[Doc] Winces a bit, but hir coat mostly protects hir from the dragons thick claws. - What do you need TLOT?
[BEN] Glares at TLOT- Why do you have Hyrule?
[aven] -goes over to ben- because you need to chill
[TLOT] You know why BEN, he's stinky. I just came over to visit, but it looks like you needed help anyway. -turns to Doc- Just a diaper and some bone meal.
[BEN] Is immediately between TLOT and the water source- Don't you dare
[aven] -trying is dragging ben away upstairs-
[BEN] - NO! MY SON WILL NOT DROWN!
[TLOT] Come on BEN, I didn't hurt him last time, what makes you think this would be different?
[aven] I will get one of gem's guardian to carry you upstairs he won't drown I promise.
[Doc] BEN, it does make my hearts happy to see how much you care about him.
[BEN] Is snarling at TLOT-
[TLOT] I'll make it quick. Trust me. - He switches the baby to one hand and puts some water in the cauldron sink before turning up his glitch around his fingers to make it a bit warm.
[aven] -yells- hey vin can you help me carry ben upstairs?
[vin] -comes downstairs and because he is very tall picks up ben-
[BEN] Struggles desperately to get out of Vin's grasp-
[vin] -is strong and carries him upstairs-
[Doc] Sets out some cloth for a diaper and a bone meal blob.
[TLOT] Lays the baby in the bit of water and starts washing him gently.
[BEN] - HYRULE! DON'T DROWN!
[Doc] Oh hush, you'll make him cry yelling like that.
[hyrule] -starts babbling and bouncing once he sees the water-
[CP] Is snickering at BEN-
[TLOT] Is making silly noises at the baby and playing with his teeny fingers and toes.
[hyrule] -is giggling trying to grab tlots fingers-
[TLOT] makes tiny splashes with his fingers for Hyrule.
[hyrule] -splashes along with tlot-
[BEN] Can be heard yelling upstairs-
[TLOT] Gives the baby a through washing and reaches for the towel Doc is holding to pat him off. - Man you really like a good bath. Somehow two hydrophobics equaled one hydrophilliac.
[Doc] Yeah, he's gonna have an interesting childhood.
[aven] yeah ben is going to be going insane over it and gem will probably teach him to swim.
[BEN] - HYRULE!
[aven] ben chill he is fine.
[BEN] - HE GOT WET!
[aven] wet doesn't equal drown ben.
[BEN] - YES IT DOES!
[aven] unless hyrule breaths though his skin he isn't going to drown by being wet.
[TLOT] Powders Hyrule's butt and ties a clean diaper around him. - There we go! All clean and not even a teeny bit drowned.
[Doc] Unless BEN considers that his last name...
[BEN] - THERE IS SUCH A THING AS DRY DROWNING!
[Doc] Oh is that when your lungs fill with fluid and you choke?
[aven] -is facepalming-
[BEN] - USUALLY AFTER A NEAR DROWNING!
[Doc] Shush, he's fine. Look he's smiling. Ready for his proud parents to coo over him some more
[hyrule] -is giggling-
[BEN] Get's free of Vin and darts downstairs again-
[snake] -kazoo's loudly at ben as he almost stepped on him-
[TLOT] Is holding Hyrule gently
[BEN] - Hyrule!
[Doc] Is scratching Yaunfen's chin lightly.
[TLOT] Here you go- Holds the baby out for BEN to take.
[BEN] Takes Hyrule and floats up by the ceiling holding him protectively-
[Doc] Looks up - So apart from the conniption fit, how are you doing BEN?
[BEN] - Okay I guess...
[TLOT] Losing sleep? I hear babies cry a lot.
[hyrule] wa-er
[BEN] Freezes-
[aven] well it looks like hyrule's first word is water
[Doc] First word! Awww!
[BEN] - noooooooooooooooo
[TLOT] I guess he really does like getting a bath.
[hyrule] wa-er wa-er
[BEN] - No, how about lightning?- Brings a little of his green electricity into his hand
[Doc] Too many syllables for a first word.
[hyrule] wa-er
[BEN] Groans-
[BEN] - Aven! Our child is defective!
[aven] hyrule is fine the only reason he isn't scared is because he never drowned and I would like to keep it that way.
[BEN] - Are you sure we can't trade him in for another?
[aven] -face palms- that's not how that works
[BEN] - Are we sure?
[aven] one hundred percent
[BEN] Whines-
[hyrule] wa-er
[BEN] - No, lightning
[hyrule] wa-er wa-er
[BEN] - Light-ning
[aven] I don't think he is going to say lightning
[BEN] - Shut up
[hyrule] wa-er
[BEN] - No, light-ning
[hyrule] wa-er
[BEN] - Light-ning
[hyrule] wa-er
[BEN] - Light-ning
[hyrule] wa-er wa-er wa-er
['BEN] Groans- I will find a way to remove that word from your vocabulary
[aven] ben let him say it
[BEN] - No way, water is evil and dangerous and why aren't you on my side? You were killed by it too!
[aven] only my ben half drowned
[BEN] - That's not the point!
[aven] the point is our kid doesn't have hydrophobia like us.
[BEN] - HOW CAN HE NOT HAVE IT!?
[aven] because where you born with hydrophobia I know I wasn't
[BEN] Grumbles a little-
[aven] he was just not born with any fear of water
[BEN] Turns his attention back to Hyrule- Say light-ning
[hyrule] wa-er
[aven] try some thing easyer like mommy or daddy
[BEN] - ANYTHING, but- grimaces- water...
[hyrule] wa-er
[BEN] - No
[hyrule] wa-er
[BEN] - NO! Light-ning
[hyrule] -starts crying because ben yelled-
[BEN] - Shit! Aven!
[aven] give hyrule to me
[BEN] Hands Hyrule over before pulling out his ocarina and begins softly playing Zelda's lullabye-
[aven] -starts rocking hyrule in her arms-
[hyrule] -slowly calming down now-
[BEN] Keeps playing-
[hyrule] -falls asleep in aven's arms-
[BEN] Lets the music dwindle away before lowering the instrument-
[aven] -quietly- I think it's time to put hyrule in his crib
[BEN] - Just no more water
[aven] hyrule is already clean
[BEN] - No more water ever...
[aven] if hyrule likes water then sooner or later he is going to want to swim
[BEN] - NOOOOOO!
[aven] shush you will wake hyrule.
[BEN] Whimpers-
[aven] there will be water in hyrule's future but not drowning
[BEN] Growls- No water, ever!
[aven] -is already starting to bring hyrule upstairs- it's not just your decision
[BEN] - Watch me!
[aven] -is already halfway across the hallway upstairs-
[BEN] Grumbles-
[snake] -he is on the edge of the stairs- hyrule needs baths ben.
[BEN] - No he doesn't... Neither do I...
[snake] you both do -kazoos at him-
[BEN] - Bath's are over-rated!
[snake] even aven knows when to keep her self clean.
[BEN] Growls-
[snake] -kazoos at ben because he growled-
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