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Random headcanons for no reason ✨
Color's least favorite chore is dishes.
Color drinks coffee pretty often, which is why his friends keep buying mugs for him.
The Yaoi mug was the first of the mug cinematic universe (the different mugs I draw Color with).
Delta is far more casual than, say, Cross, Alphys, or Epic, but he is a fan of Shounen anime.
Swap and Delta are both fans of Wrestling. Don't tell Swap it's fake...don't.
Killer sees his Gaster Blasters not as weapons and, similarly to his pet cats. He doesn't use them often because of this; he doesn't want them to get hurt :(.
Epic and Color met on Accident.
Epic watches Vtubers (the biggest projection yet). He has said "Bau Bau!" before (gold star if you know which vtubers I am referencing). Unfortunately, no one else got it.
Aside from his satchel Color has a crochet bag he uses sometimes, it has flowers and butterflies on it :)
Ink drew Nightmare pregnant once for the bit.
Ink likes sitting in the OT and drawing the people he sees around them.
Color was the second person (outside of Epictale) after Cross to learn about Epic's nightmares. He really is a pro at hiding it, though (that is not how you deal with your problems, Epic, smh).
Epic was especially scared of his brother learning about his nightmares.
Epic avoids laying down as much as possible in fear of falling asleep.
#toffeesbrews#yes these are projection shhhh#color sans#delta sans#swap sans#utmv headcanons#epic sanses#epic sans#headcanons#mug cinematic universe#yes im making a tag#yes im killing the joke#but its funny to me#ink sans#if ooc it was for the bit your honor
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Bruh fam yall I just had this idea instead of exiting the shower!
Danny and Dani are never seen together. Like ever by any other Hero.
It starts off as just Danny working with the others and then he goes home to tell Dani all about it. Or OR Dani really wanted to tag along with Danny to meet the others but hearing about how Superman was Danny is worried for her safety so it’s a “you can’t show yourself but you can come. If you promise me to stay hidden the entire time. Please” so she agrees and tags along. They both are probably very worried about the Justice League (since the ecto acts and the League aligned with the government)
Danny doesn’t join up per-say but he is like on call if they truly need help. Though normally he just shows up if they need him. They have no idea how he knows. Cut to one day Danny is unable to go so Dani goes in his place. Shes always gone with him so she knows everything he does right? Lord is Danny super worried about her, his protection obsession going into overdrive. He trusts her though and she goes.
Thing is shes also a bit worried about the League. She just shows up and tries her best to stay out of their way and get the job done. Then it happens. Shes called over with a “HEY! Phantom!” A deep breath to calm herself and she flys over. ‘It’s ok Dani they haven’t attacked Danny once. You ate gonna be fine’ kinda deal. Shes putting up a mask or smiles like Danny always does. She has seen him interact with the League tons of times so she can imitate his behaviour with them to a T.
This of course caused some confusion among the League “are you a girl?” And just like that she gets an idea. A great Idea! If they don’t know that there are two of them then one will always be able to save the other. Plus it would be funny. So she goes full ham into the bit. “Oh yea hehe its just how i feel.” Time to put on the sheepish Danny act of rubbing the back of her neck and looking away “I uhh hope you guys don’t mind me being a girl”
Bam they all bite. Saying stuff about being who you feel you are or whatever. Accepting her on the spot. Well accepting the fact that Danny can be whoever he feels right being. At least they aren’t complete assholes. Though The Batman is giving her this look. She decided to use that to her advantage. Better the team think the bat is homophobic than to get on her case. It works of course. If she learned anything from Vlad it’s how to put on an act. As she flies off she can even still hear the team berating The Batman for his old fashioned backwards ways. Takes everything she has not to giggle as she goes, can’t have Superman hearing that.
When she tells Danny about it he just giver her a wicked grin. It’s been ages since the gremlin duo had this kind of fun.
#danny phantom#dp x dc#dpxdc#dani phantom#I know a lot of people like her name as Elli or whatever and I like that too but I can’t use it#are you gonna sit there and dead ass tell me they wouldnt wanna have as much fun confusing people as possible#yes im Danny and this is Dani#kills me#sure she would wanna figure herself out and reinvent herself without Danny in mind but can’t let this joke go it’s a too much fun#god I love messing with batman so much it’s so funny#his kids are gonna be teasing him for months about this
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did you call benny the Town Bicycle because everyone rode him
Yes he is a whore.
If you black widow and seduce him but reject him in the room, he'll say he doesn't need another social disease anyway implying he gets around. He's a good-looking guy canonically, just an asshole, he gets bitches whether we want to admit it or not sadly.
#also like tommy says he thinks bennys being weird cause hes having crazy sex constantly with a girl from gommora i cant spell sorry#and thats why they dont see him for weeks which is crazy and Swank says Bennys probs in heaven chasing angel broads with tig ol bitties if#you kill him but dont convince swank he was being a traitorous dickhead#like say what you want about Benny he gets some#also yes i think every chairman in that building had fucked benny its a silly joke i have with myself that hes the emodiment of Im not gay#but 20 caps is 20 caps but hes just a sex pest poon hound#fallout#fallout new vegas#benny gecko#benny fnv#ask#anon
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there are 2 reasons why gus should've killed zenoheld in ep 39:
1. he, i assume, would've ended up covered in blood, which is very hot, which means that when he would've returned, spectra would've probably started making out with him immediately, bc personally if the most perfect and prettiest man in the universe killed for me and came home covered in blood i would have lost my mind, and i assume spectra would too (this is the most important reason)
2. zenoheld sucks or smth idk
#for legal reasons this is all a joke#they're both a little fucked up but they love each other#i spent 20 minutes deciding whether to post this but ive decided fuck it we ball. no i dont need therapy#im also ignoring all the potential consequences of killing zenoheld that early on#i am NOT tagging this only my followers get the consequences of following me. u guys signed up for this#i am so sorry to everyone#i know there wouldn't be any blood in bakugan but we are. ignoring that. for the sake of me being down atrociously#yes im a lesbian yes im down atrociously for a fictional man what abt it
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saw somebody claim the stickybomb launcher was too ugly for demoman and he should use the half zatoichi instead. disgraceful thoughts like this should be punishable by death, perhaps by tying them to a rocket going into space
#tf2#this is a joke obv the suggestion of a ridiculous death penalty is just a funny overreaction#sometimes it feels like people either dont play the game or have an opinion so deeply biased#and sure you can have an opinion#but when you are wrong you are wrong.#the stickybomb launcher is literally the bread and butter of demoman#removing it dramatically alters his playstyle#im not saying this is a bad thing but as someone who uses stock on the regular#this thing takes skill to use at its highest efficiency#and you will need help from your teammates too#yeah sure sticky spamming into a choke point seems like easy peasy shit#but sometimes the enemy team realizes its just you and a pyro that downloaded the game today#and a gun spy#and they go forth and kill you#and no amount of sticky spam is gonna take them out#trapping is in itself an art#anyways am I biased? yes. am i also an avid demoknight hater? i will say nothing on that matter till my lawyer is here
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happy disability pride month I hope everyone who has ever said “just wait until you get older” in response to someone telling them about their condition dies
#yes this is based on my personal experience#my boss said that to me after I told her about my shitty knee#‘oh but you’re so young’ ’just wait til you’re older’ IM KILLING YOU WITH HAMMERS 🔨🔨🔨#just because someone is young doesn’t mean they can’t be disabled how is this hard for people to understand 😭#disability#disability pride#I never really called myself disabled with my knee because *technically* the problem was fixed/is now fixed but I still had 3 knee surgeries#like there’s still shit I can’t do with my knee but it’s like. not interfering with my daily life so 🤷#but yeah. everyone who made jokes about my pain not being real cuz I was a kid I hope you die 👍
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crazy take: aside from actual lesbian romance stories, obviously, nothing passes the bechdel test better than moe "cute girls doing cute things" anime. its always just a group of girls, few to no named male characters, boys and dating are hardly ever brought up beyond the abstract, if at all. like we're focusing on the girls hanging out rn, we dont need to worry abt that shit. mugi just ate mio's strawberry.
#this doesnt mean i think all ''cute girls doing cute things'' anime is feminist btw#thats not my take. the test itself isnt a metric for feminism#im just saying if you take the rules purely at face value. that type of show kills it#but also no the genre isnt for the male gaze! everyone go watch 'a place further than the universe' and develop some emotions#even k on which i joked abt in the post- its actually a bit complicated bc of the way the anime deviates from the manga#but the short of it is the further it gets away from its source and becomes its own thing the more it becomes abt the girls#s2 being all original was the strongest. its a great story about the fleeting nature of youth and lasting friendships actually#ppl dont give it enough credit. yes its slice of life ofc but its really good#also not to mention bocchi. everyone loved bocchi. in that show they literally have a joke where they dont show the dads face#bc no male characters LOL#the acceptation being that one club owner who is meant to be more feminine? manga readers know more abt that tho
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tbh gwen was not the member of the OIAR crew whom I expected to be avatared, I honestly thought it would be alice and that she'd deny it was happening until her last breath
#i joke but i love my wife gwen bouchard and if anything happens to her im going to kill everyone in this room and then myself#likeeee. yes its tragically funny that her sharp tongue got her in trouble but... im so scared for her and i have to wait a month to find ou#t if shes okay#ita giving 'my good friend jonathan harker' all over again#tmagp#tmagp spoilers#tmagp gwen#gwendolyn bouchard#alice dyer
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3l!grian is frequently depicted as a tragic figure and sometimes i wonder if we even watched the same series
#like yes he is tragic. every character in the series is tragic but i think hes easily the least tragic of the winners#(except maybe cleo. i have my own thoughts about how cleos victory plays into her core themes and why its not as joyous or triumphant as#cleo the players and the fandom at large make it seem that i will have to make a real post about at some point)#grian dies Laughing. he smiles and calls it a dual victory before the final fight. his last words are “its been amazing.”#to me Grians arc is about how he came in with this sense of mirth. had it ripled away by the reality when his joke gets Scar killed.#and then rediscovers it as he learns that the horror of their circumstances doesn't need to keep him from delight#plus also ive never seen a man more delighted to explode three of his friends#ill also bring up that Martyns lore has Grian involved in the games explicitly to COMBAT the angst#that Grians inherent silliness and joy makes the players less hopeless as they meet their endings#and theres obviously parts of martyns lore i can take or leave but this is one area where Eyes and Ears lines up very well with what actions#the characters take and so im happy to bring it up#unlike other parts such as “limlife pearl and cleo retained more trauma between seasons than any player has before”#which i do directly refute as it doesn't seem to line up with the way the characters act and the story plays out#thats for another post though#my point here is 3l grian was having the time of his life and i think there are some fanon interpretationd that disregard that#which theyre free to do im definitely someone who has ignored canon plenty of times in the past (glances at worm)#but i think this is the sort of thing that makes the canon more interesting and compelling#anyway. um. rambled longer than i meant to there#grian#trafficblr#3rd life#3rd life smp#3lsmp
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rereading random bits of descendants of olympus (as one does) and. vera <3 still soooo obsessed with how she takes lupa's divinity. like MAN.......there is something to how shes had to scrape and claw her way into every single good thing shes ever had. that she's never just been able to KEEP these things, that she is always always always fighting for them. and so of course she takes divinity. she wants to LIVE. and in this world where the fates themselves are trying to control her, its like--yeah. maybe you do need a gods power to finally get like, at least a year of the life you want. the life you werent supposed to have. forever thinking about vera's one line in her chapter thats like 'of course the fates are losing power. because they'd never let someone like leo into my life.' YELLS. FOREVER.
also have we talked enough about minnie I THINK WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT MINNIE--
#chatter#son of sea foam#sosf#yeah fuck it im not scared veraposting in the main tags#unrelated to verapost but also i reread the end of ethans chapters and GOD. GOD.#everything happening to percy here is SO GOOD....like yes at the end of the day im rooting for vera and leo lol but percy....#the way estelle is the only one who can fight for him. the parallels drawn with zeus.#how he doesnt even realize killing lupa will betray jason.#dakota (i think lol) talking w ethan and that whole bit about how like...its the people who are loyal who betray you.#bc percy offers loyalty to so many people but at the end of the day he DOES have a list. and. well. evelyn is pretty high up there#and jason just. isnt.#LITERALLY MAKES ME KDJFGNJDFBGF#god. isnt there a sosf discord what if i was in there veraposting on the daily#tbf i dont usually join discords cause im bad at talking to people if they arent starting it#BUT THERE ARE SOME THINGS I WILL YELL ABOUT FOREVER. NO MATTER WHO WANTS OR DOESNT WANT TO HEAR IT#and vera is one of those things <3#anyways hi everyone who follows me for Anything Else i hope you enjoy the veraposting#you should read son of sea foam it changes you :3#and then send me asks about it :333 (<- joking but. what if)#vera love of my life
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Re draw of one of my first pieces of saiki k fanart
Got some watercolours so I wanted to test out the new medium *ba dum tss*
Bonus nonsense under cut
Toris face went through a lot of changes. I actually already posted these but I accidentally deleted the post.
Some 1 am torisai juice for the soul.
#yes i will use the medium joke twice so sue me#i like this version better than the original but i like the facial expressions on the original better#the old posts tags are killing me omfg#“ im not much of a shipper” wow tumblr has changed me so much#cant believe i posted that when i still thought i was cis het lmao#ough the main blog days were definitely something#cant believe its only been a year it felt like 75 decades#ok enough rambling#saiki k#torisai#the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki no psi nan#the disaster of psi kusuo saiki#saiki kusou no psi nan
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i need to stop speaking forever.
#vent#tw suicide#i said ‘no one likes me’ as a joke/dramatics because no one wanted to do this dumb game with me#and my ‘friend’ said i was right#i know she doesn’t like me because shes said it but does she have to repeat it#you dont have to say that. i know. youve mentioned.#and my sister (whos her gf) said it was a bit rude and she just said shes not responsible for other peoples feelings#YES YOU ARE#YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR OTHER PEOPLES FEELINGS WHEN YOU ACTIVELY TRY TO MAKE THEM FEEL BAD YOU ARE#i hate her i hope she died i hipe she kills herself i hope shes smashed between two cars in a horrible crash#sorry#im not a horrible person please i promise#i might be#i dont think im that bad but#i just dont get how bad of a person i must be for someone to tell me they dont like me straight to my face no shame teo times now#in fromt of my friends and siblings and no one cares#im sure everyone else thinks it too but theyre nice so they dont say their opinion because thats rude and shes a bitch so she doesnt care#but like#i didnt think i was that bad i dont want to be that bad ive tried i am trying to be likeable#i wish i wasnt so affected by it because i dont even like her#i wish i could fucking kill myself#i actually might be a horrible person
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Violet haters dni btw 😒
#wordgirl#Word girl#This is a joke btw#<- for the ppl who think im dead serious#I can't believe i used to be a violet hater like wtf#People who have beef with Becky's friends for being bad but who also like Tobey are hypocrites#Because yes Scoops and Violet are far from perfect#But also. There 10. Like 10 year olds act like that.#Meanwhile Tobey commits war crimes and almost killed wordgirl and yall be like “he's broken 🥺” THEY ARE ALL LITTLE BRATS THEY ARE TEN#That's why you guys should ship Vibecky instead 😋
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i sweartto god theyre out to fucking get m
#YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I COULD HAVE HAD GAY EDDIE REAL#IM GOING TO#i dont make jokes about killing myself anymore but im too mad to think of an alternative so imagine something equally evocative of my#mental anguish#yeehawing#911#911 spoilers#eddie diaz#obligatory yes im still happy about bi buck i am a bisexual myself and its really exciting to see him be bisexual fr on my screen BUT#i am an eddiegirl to my core and he is so gay homo gay#i will proabbly feel guilty about posting this and delete it tomorrow but IM SO MAD
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As satisfying as it would be to have Sonic movie 3 stay faithful to SA2 regarding the death of Maria, I genuinely don't see paramount having the guts to write her being killed by government agents. Even by agents from a fictional military like G.U.N.
If they do touch it on anything more solid than just vaguely implying it happened, you just know the SA2 comparisons will be hyped up as much as possible until the last second, then instead you get to watch a "new but still just as cool!" take on the event where actually, a token scapegoat villian was responsible for her death! All the G.U.N. agents will get to stay part of the goofy comedic relief cast to fullfill the studio's "misguided :( but still likable" military propaganda quota.
Or, have Maria survive and play it as an amazing new "fix" to a plot point that doesn't need fixed. (Recent news about the new ATLA series Sokka comes to mind, where an embarassing effort to play it safe causes them to miss the point of his arc. Entirely.) Maria surviving is a fun concept to play with, but also a nuance-deserving change I would absolutely NOT trust in the hands of paramount.
I'm staying excited, but trying to keep my expectations in check. I honestly hope to be proven wrong.
#sonic the hedgehog#sonic#sonic movie 3#shadow the hedgehog#maria robotnik#the knuckles series trailer looks awesome btw!#but every time i see someone joke about sm3 and “oh they're killing that little girl”#im like. okay. she's in it yes#but *are* they killing her though? 🤨 would they really? you'd think something like this would be so simple and easy to get right.#but this is a movie about a franchise from *Sega* after all. Kings of “this was so easy to get right and somehow you messed up anyways 😔”#At least if they mess this up there is always the Shadow fan film to appreciate instead.#There are 2 absolutes in life. Taxes and trusting that talented Sonic fans will come in clutch with a fix when the world needs it most ❤
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ok actually i don't think i'll ever forgive @favvnsongs for making me ship washilon bc now i am all consumed that the fact that wash DIDN'T KNOW epsilon survived the implantation process LIKE
and the SECOND that he found out that he was alive he rebelled from pfl and took off to go save him with the intention of sacrificing himself in order for epsilon to survive i cannot with these two
#first of all im joking favvn i just really didn't use to think of them that much and now they consume my every waking thought#still screaming at 'i was /sure/ they deleted him' like AHHHHHHHH#also wash in such agony the whole season about how awful ais are only to literally drop everything to go die for epsilon is so crazy#AND THEN WHEN EPSILON SEES HIM HE IMMEDIATELY TRIES TO KILL HIM LIKE WHAT#wash in s7 when epsilon has been saved but literally hasn't come back to help him like wash did for him: alright fuck this guy now#actually really highlights his s7 villain arc bc yes hes silly in it but also he would go against everything he once cared about#in order to finally get any form of freedom and a chance at peace#wow i am so emo about this i could go on for years#rvb#red vs blue#epsilon ai#agent washington#washilon
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