#this is a joke BUT the core argument here is that lord of the flies remakes are missing one main ingredient and that is the imagined enemy | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

cherry-chaos-cola · 7 months ago

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things that all-girl lord of the flies inspired fiction like yellowjackets and beauty queens fail to achieve is the fact that in the original the boys who started all the chaos were in choir. I truly believe that all that happened simply because they were stuck there with theater kids

#besides the fact that both yellowjackets and beauty queens both age the girls up to 16-17 like no!! let the 12 year olds murder each other #I think they would #I think the hyperactive imagination of a 12 year old girl raised on hunger games and percy jackson and hermione granger WOULD kill someone #like. the slenderman fan girls that attacked their friend?? (friend i think idk it's been a while)#this is a joke BUT the core argument here is that lord of the flies remakes are missing one main ingredient and that is the imagined enemy #they try to add some other conflict to their cast with the Simon/Jesus figure like no he's just weird and was randomly chosen in what they #thought was a game to be the villain #it's like going hey kids I know I'm your camp counselor and I changed literally nothing about my appearance for this but OH NO WHAT'S THIS #I'M POSSESSED BY KRONOS OH NOOO YOU HAVE TO FIGHT ME AHHH #and they attack you with their makeshift weapons and DO NOT STOP WHEN YOU TELL THEM TOO #so yes thanks for reading the essay I never wrote about how a 2012 'im not like other girls' lotf would absolutely end in death

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