#yes i think i'm funny

[aisharain]

It's been so long since I've drawn anything, I almost thought I'd forgotten how to do it. I thought I'd take a look back at some of my old au. All but three of the ones shown here have their own fanfictions on my ao3 page, the rest are work in progress.

I also posted the frames on Ko-fi if anyone's interested.

Voila, voila.

[mikeslawyer]

[ultra-baklan-the-ovosh]

2-3. так живут люди/that's how people live

[grumpyfaceurn]

[laney-rockin]

I love that each member of the Triumvirate is bad at something.

Bones is awful at fighting.

Kirk can't drive to save his life.

And Spock is really bad being straight.

It's so nice to have characters that have flaws.

[teethingpains]

Finally painted and scanned this illustration in as well! (A month or so appart but 'tis done!)

At the end of 2023 I'm gifting Armand in pretty blue lingerie 💙 who is he looking at? Well I'll leave that up to you

[darksplashofscrapclan]

choose your fighter

[somestorythoughts]

You are the dancing queen...

One of the older clone troopers comes across Abba's "Dancing Queen." This particular trooper has a lot of smarts, a willingness to put his own life in extreme danger, and an ax to grind.

He decides to prank Alpha-17.

Dancing Queen starts playing whenever he's in an elevator. Someone switched the alert tone on his comm, which is secured to hell and back because the Alpha class slicers got their batch encrypted comms at the earliest opportunity, to the chorus. The song doesn't start playing everytime he walks in a room (there's too many doors) but it does start playing in a lot of them.

Alpha-17 HATES it. He keeps shooting the speakers. Keeps swapping his alerts back to normal and only getting a day or two of piece before THAT FUCKING CHORUS is playing again. Throws anyone who starts singing it in his presence around the sparring room till he feels they've sufficiently regretted their decanting. But he still CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHO'S DOING IT. He might be a bit impressed if he didn't know that joke wouldn't die until he did.

And then. La piece de resistance. A video is sent around. Three minutes and fifty-two seconds of Alpha-17 fighting droids set to Dancing Queen.

To be fair, the fight scenes are bad ass. Whichever vod gathered the footage had good taste, the clips are surprisingly good shots. But still. He is absolutely going to kill them.

[funnypansexualanimorph]

Anakin without coffee: -near-passive zombie- "mbpfh" -stumbles past you as if you're not there-

Obi-Wan without coffee: I'M SORRY DID YOU LOOK AT ME? -force choke-

[mochinomnoms]

Bestie you are giving this energy:

also wdym you are a Jamil hater???? I-...

He is beautiful! If I saw him in real life I would pass away on the spot.

BABE WHAT I'm so curious, what did I do to give off such vibes!!!

Anyways, I'm so sorry but Jamil was mean to my boy Kalim, so I gotta send him to the guillotine, no exceptions for pretty boys.

He's lower on the priority list now tho cause Rollo and Rook exist and well I mean the guillotine is French, maybe they ought to met their doom with it.

[good-oldfashioned-lover]

[henryspearl]

thank you to @thesleepyskipper and @lizzie-bennetdarcy for the tag. here’s a snippet from my @aroyallybigbangrwrb fic🫶✨ actually pleased to have got done quite a bit of writing down this weekend and this baby is now sitting around nearly 38k words and we’re just getting started😮‍💨

Henry smirks wickedly. “You always have such a mouth on you,” he hums, his eyes flashing between him and his cock as he takes Alex in hand, giving him a few gentle strokes, eliciting sensual whimpers from Alex’s lips. “Looks like you are quite the mouthful too.”

He looks down at Alex’s cock, marvelling in the feel of his hand wrapped around it and how his hand moves up and down the length. He looks back up at Alex again and announces off the cuff, “Just off the record, if you are into roleplay, we can always explore that another time.”

A low pleasureable groan vibrates through Alex’s chest, which ends up vibrating throughout his entire body when Alex watches Henry move those pretty lips experiment on his throbbing cock. He starts with kitten licks on the tip of his cock, the sensation tingling as sensitivity comes shooting through him. Henry removes his mouth from the tip and has his tongue gliding up the shaft, soft mewls come tumbling out of his mouth and they raise in volume when Henry puts his mouth on him, swallowing him down whole.

An animalistic moan comes shuddering out of Alex’s mouth, his heart starts thundering against his chest and the fire expands throughout his entire body, every nerve and vein being filled with overwhelming pleasure and shooting into bloodstream, revelling in watching Henry bob his head up and down like he was born to do this.

Henry was born to be the prince who is as gay as maypole, and take cock like a pro.

“Your Royal Hardness,” Alex gasps loudly. He splutters, clearing his throat. “I mean Your Royal Highness.”

tagging: @inexplicablymine @agostobuwan @fullsunsets @theprinceandagcd @anincompletelist @iboatedhere @jmagnabo92 @myheartalivewrites + open tag

[tezuze]

UwUcemon rwookie wevel

I'm sorry that was too far I'll see myself out-

[3wizardsinareallylongtrenchcoat]

*Dionysus taking a peacefull walk near the edge of camp, seeing a figure in the distance running out of the forest*

"A halfblood?"

*Percy 'I got myself in trouble once again' Jackson running towards the camp as a bunch of monsters emerge from the forest behind him*

*Dionysus pointing towards Percy*

"Perry the Halfblood!!!"

[hichew76]

Her haftarah portion is Hor-sea

[fullbattleregalia]

When you’re wondering why Cal Kestis looks familiar and realize it’s because you binge watched his body double DM a Dungeons & Dragons campaign