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Anakin without coffee: -near-passive zombie- "mbpfh" -stumbles past you as if you're not there-
Obi-Wan without coffee: I'M SORRY DID YOU LOOK AT ME? -force choke-
#shitpost#tialys talks#star wars#obi wan kenobi#anakin skywalker#obikin#au vader#au obi-wan#sith obi-wan#more coffee shitposting#obiani#aniobi#yes i think i'm funny
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disclaimer: mod reaper and i made this when we were only several weeks into the game
- mod kibby
#now that i look back at it#i think william would lean to the mcdonalds side bcs it would satisfy ur dark desires or sumn lol#al is a hedonist so he'd be somewhere between the coffee and the mcdonalds end#and i guess harry is supposed to be more of an eating out typea guy? (ba dum tss)#william rex#ikevil william#harrison gray#ikevil harrison#liam evans#ikevil liam#elbert greetia#ikevil elbert#alfons sylvatica#ikevil alfons#roger barel#ikevil roger#jude jazza#ikevil jude#ellis twilight#ikevil ellis#victor#ikevil victor#ikemen villains#ikevil#shitpost#mod kibby
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#they had too much coffee#i was sad and decided to fuck around with those websites#LMAO#i am now 10% less sad#hilarous#i wish i can intensify the shake#it'll be even more funny#shitposting#gummmyspeaks#cod nikolai#captain john price#john price#captain price
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[overheard at my job]
lawyer #1, after checking watch: so have you had your third morning coffee yet?
lawyer #2: nope, just my second one
#when i say the law department has more coffee than the rest of the entire building this is what i mean btw#mal talks#shitpost#lawblr
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I’m so tired…
My brain is attempting to achieve thoughts by smacking together my last two brain cells together like two rocks attempting to spark a fire-
there’s not even an ember rn :<
#Just one more project and nine hours left… I got this? Maybe?????#please I just want this done…#I literally can’t even sleep after#professors so and so etc etc please stop giving me papers#this project wasn’t even a paper fun fact that’s not fun!#art is making my knees hurt. and my head. and everything else this is painful-#starlit says#4am shitpost#by the power invested into me by the equivalent of four coffees
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This meme is ancient but I randomly saw it again and i needed to do it..... (not sure abt some of the charas but just wanted to fill up space dmfbn)
#twsb#when the third wheel strikes back#서브 남주가 파업하면 생기는 일#shitpost#mcdonald's meme#i am sure abt the main trio + fred + benjamin kdjfjd#cackles...#yeseo is like. he's a responsible type so he WOULD be in the top corner u know? ...if not for his appetite/love of food...#that alone drives him toward the bottom right corner...#(thats my reasoning for putting him in the middle tho kdjf like hes not as chaotic as christelle so i didnt want to put him all the way down#like he still has his responsible side... BUT. the appetite.... he's prob be the one driving them to mcdonalds in the end... nomnom#christelle was easy to sort of... and elisa would also be w her#and ced is like. yea hes a jerk and black coffee drinker but... hes not rly a prankster like his mom#he's more stoic... so he's bumped up higher than smack in the corner w fres#*fred#benjamin... p self explanatory#ganael... he'd feel guilty if he's doing smth hes not supposed to but in the end he's a kid and would be excited abt going to mcdonalds#plus he'd easily get swept up by the others#herve... srry i wasnt sure abt u but he seems more responsible than his bro so#puts him near the top#aurelie... def wanted her in the top category but not as much as benjamin#plus she has her playful side so... shifted to the right#o also wasnt sure abt alex but from the few things i know#he seems kindhearted and also willing to have fun#puts him near yeseo..
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The shadowlands - a shitpost about coffee and healing.
Inspired by this post that reminded me of crowley

#good omens#good omens fanart#comic#digital art#crowley#nina good omens#muriel good omens#give me coffee or give me death#this was supposed to be a shitpost it took more time that i would like to admit haha#jajadraws#good omens season 2#post good omens season 2
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El romance entre especies a veces es confuso.
No puedo soltar el meme del lobo HELP, literalmente hice esto en vez de repasar calculo, mi futuro no es esperanzador.
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Interspecies romance is sometimes confusing.
#john doe game#john doe visual novel#shitpost#Nothing is serious in this blog#i need coffee#And soup#but more coffe#Estoy segura de que confundire a medio fandom ingles con esto#esa era la idea#No estoy lista para dejar ir el meme del lobo#DOE MI OMEGAAAAAAAAAAA#Nada es serio en este blog#No puedo dejar de poner etiquetas#las etiquetas pronto seran mi diario#Mi ingles esta bastante oxidado#Mutuals alguien?#john doe x oc#i thought this was funny#john doe horror game#my art
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when the art block, genshin addiction, school stress and existential crises hit you at once you know its bad

#valley’s coffee induced yapping#shitpost#i speak from experience#WHAT HAPPENEEDDD#i enter second semester and oops! i have my first b grade EVER#its in pe too how the fuck does that happen#arle image because i love her#i want more modest genshin women PLEASE
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Thinking about how I could be shown almost any (of age, not just a straight up an animal) character and say "they could be sluttier" and I'd completely agree
Off the top of my head I can name Clotted Cream Cookie and Affogato Cookie from Cookie run kingdom as two of my strongest examples of me making characters sluttier for laughs
#ramble#rambles#rambling#cookie run kingdom#cookie run#shitpost#affogato cookie#clotted cream cookie#they both get demolished by espresso who is sorta neutral towards sex in my hc#not asexual per se mostly bc i need to do more research before i definitively say i hc a character as ace but yknow#i like the coffee scientist kissing the evil shaman and the rich trauma blond
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My old history notes were absolutely UNHINGED
#shitpost#context: made a note about information relevancy and made an illustration so id understand better#dialogue added in more legible font for your convenience#i have no idea how poor matthew goober got a cup of coffee confused with a boeing 737#pray for him 🙏🙏🙏#this junk is BONKERS btw#theres a note on desertification where the whole ocean just evaporates out from under a guy in a sailboat#somebody got thanos-snapped out of existence
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ren in modernverse is so funny, because he has all of canon ren's snark and weird humor but comparatively little trauma ( emphasis on comparatively ) so he's free to be his most ANNOYING self without any existential dread holding him back.
#𝟎𝟎𝟒 : 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘴𝘰 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥. ◟ hc .◝#𝟎𝟏𝟕 : 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘣𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘳𝘺. ◟ v. modern .◝#( i keep saying i'm going to sit down and write out a summary of his modernverse & then i never do JDJKDS apologies )#( tl;dr he's a streamer but he grew up doing dance first in an effort to get his mother's attention & later for the validation from fans )#( kind of feeds into the parasocial aspect of content creation more than he should because he's still a bit desperate for attention )#( the joke is followers ( of a god ) vs followers ( of a content creator ) etc etc. )#( only leaves his apartment for coffee / tea at his favorite shop & to go wandering around on long walks at strange hours )#( breaks into heizou's apartment regularly to ''test the security'' & rearranges his furniture )#( most of his development has been on discord but he's a strange & chaotic little guy )#( idk!! it's just nice getting to write him being a bit less haunted & sad. he makes shitposts. he actually says fuck. look at him go. )
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#shitpost#real life shenanigans#lilou parents#tumblr polls#I'm officially terrible you guys 😑#someone send more coffee
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Anyways, back to being on hiatus until irl stuff is no longer a detriment to simply existing and these projects are done-
These projects are very not done!
Aight peace out-
#I finished none of them!#on the other hand my entire bathroom is once again deep cleaned#as of late I have consumed more energy drinks and coffee than water#I came back temporarily#ish kinda I dunno just missed tumblr#shitpost#1am shitpost#starlit says
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The Br*ce Wayneification of Clark where he has this playboy, batting his pretty lashes, charismatic persona and then once he gets you and gets what he wants-—he's this insufferable, monotone, dismissive bastard who looks at you like you're the gum on the bottom of his shoe kdjhgbdkg. i hate him!!!!
#most interactions here are usually like ppl meeting clark for who he is which is great love that#but man i want that whiplash of someone meeting this charming angel of a man that lights up the room#only for him to be an absolute bastard in reality who you wouldnt want to touch with a ten foot pole#(;shitpost)#average snake gemini behavior tbh!!!#ok ok ok im gonna get more coffee and reblog more memes and send some no more ooc kfjbgdfg
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