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funnypansexualanimorph · 3 months ago

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Anakin without coffee: -near-passive zombie- "mbpfh" -stumbles past you as if you're not there-

Obi-Wan without coffee: I'M SORRY DID YOU LOOK AT ME? -force choke-

#shitpost #tialys talks #star wars #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #obikin #au vader #au obi-wan #sith obi-wan #more coffee shitposting #obiani #aniobi #yes i think i'm funny

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kibby-reaper · 4 months ago

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disclaimer: mod reaper and i made this when we were only several weeks into the game

- mod kibby

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milkbreadtoast · 1 year ago

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This meme is ancient but I randomly saw it again and i needed to do it..... (not sure abt some of the charas but just wanted to fill up space dmfbn)

#twsb #when the third wheel strikes back #서브 남주가 파업하면 생기는 일 #shitpost #mcdonald's meme #i am sure abt the main trio + fred + benjamin kdjfjd #cackles...#yeseo is like. he's a responsible type so he WOULD be in the top corner u know? ...if not for his appetite/love of food...#that alone drives him toward the bottom right corner...#(thats my reasoning for putting him in the middle tho kdjf like hes not as chaotic as christelle so i didnt want to put him all the way down #like he still has his responsible side... BUT. the appetite.... he's prob be the one driving them to mcdonalds in the end... nomnom #christelle was easy to sort of... and elisa would also be w her #and ced is like. yea hes a jerk and black coffee drinker but... hes not rly a prankster like his mom #he's more stoic... so he's bumped up higher than smack in the corner w fres #*fred #benjamin... p self explanatory #ganael... he'd feel guilty if he's doing smth hes not supposed to but in the end he's a kid and would be excited abt going to mcdonalds #plus he'd easily get swept up by the others #herve... srry i wasnt sure abt u but he seems more responsible than his bro so #puts him near the top #aurelie... def wanted her in the top category but not as much as benjamin #plus she has her playful side so... shifted to the right #o also wasnt sure abt alex but from the few things i know #he seems kindhearted and also willing to have fun #puts him near yeseo..

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jajatoc · 1 year ago

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The shadowlands - a shitpost about coffee and healing.

Inspired by this post that reminded me of crowley

#good omens #good omens fanart #comic #digital art #crowley #nina good omens #muriel good omens #give me coffee or give me death #this was supposed to be a shitpost it took more time that i would like to admit haha #jajadraws #good omens season 2 #post good omens season 2

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todtomatoes · 1 year ago

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El romance entre especies a veces es confuso.

No puedo soltar el meme del lobo HELP, literalmente hice esto en vez de repasar calculo, mi futuro no es esperanzador.

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Interspecies romance is sometimes confusing.

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dintheanxious · 9 months ago

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Thinking about how I could be shown almost any (of age, not just a straight up an animal) character and say "they could be sluttier" and I'd completely agree

Off the top of my head I can name Clotted Cream Cookie and Affogato Cookie from Cookie run kingdom as two of my strongest examples of me making characters sluttier for laughs

#ramble #rambles #rambling #cookie run kingdom #cookie run #shitpost #affogato cookie #clotted cream cookie #they both get demolished by espresso who is sorta neutral towards sex in my hc #not asexual per se mostly bc i need to do more research before i definitively say i hc a character as ace but yknow #i like the coffee scientist kissing the evil shaman and the rich trauma blond

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chibitantei · 24 days ago

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I spent 10 minutes on this stupid thing

#OOC: Outta Coffee #the other requirement is the existence of a detective related job #well I mean I have like twenty more requirements but you know #shitposting is my job

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laski-and-sage · 2 years ago

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Pip: Which one of you was gonna tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?

Alucard: Y-You were putting it in cold water?

Pip: ...

Seras: Pip. Answer the goddamn question, Pip!

Pip: Yeah?! I thought for like... 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process! Didn't realize there was an actual reason.

Alucard: You don't have the patience to microwave the water for like 3 minutes?

Integra: Why are you- Why are you putting it into the microwave to boil it?!

Alucard: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?

Integra: It takes less then a minute...

TJ: Bestie... is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?

Integra: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?

TJ: Like seven minutes!

Integra: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes... less then that if you use a saucepan

TJ: What- You're putting a whole mug on the stove? On medium heat?! Your stove is enchanted!

Maxwell: Everyone discussing this matter right now is a fucking lunatic...

Anderson: Do NONE of you own a fucking kettle?!

#As it goes further down... the post just became more chaotic #but like... pip #come on #cold brew is (as far as I know) just for coffee!#pineapple #shitpost #hellsing ultimate #hellsing #alucard #alexander anderson #oc: tj #pip bernadotte #sir integra #archbishop enrico maxwell #seras victoria #just a note from me (lask)#this post makes my brain hurt so bad #hdbdbhdhdhd

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organised-disaster · 5 months ago

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My old history notes were absolutely UNHINGED

#shitpost #context: made a note about information relevancy and made an illustration so id understand better #dialogue added in more legible font for your convenience #i have no idea how poor matthew goober got a cup of coffee confused with a boeing 737 #pray for him 🙏🙏🙏#this junk is BONKERS btw #theres a note on desertification where the whole ocean just evaporates out from under a guy in a sailboat #somebody got thanos-snapped out of existence

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erabundus · 1 year ago

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ren in modernverse is so funny, because he has all of canon ren's snark and weird humor but comparatively little trauma ( emphasis on comparatively ) so he's free to be his most ANNOYING self without any existential dread holding him back.

#𝟎𝟎𝟒 : 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘴𝘰 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥. ◟ hc .◝#𝟎𝟏𝟕 : 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘢𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘣𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘸𝘦𝘢𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘳𝘺. ◟ v. modern .◝#( i keep saying i'm going to sit down and write out a summary of his modernverse & then i never do JDJKDS apologies )#( tl;dr he's a streamer but he grew up doing dance first in an effort to get his mother's attention & later for the validation from fans )#( kind of feeds into the parasocial aspect of content creation more than he should because he's still a bit desperate for attention )#( the joke is followers ( of a god ) vs followers ( of a content creator ) etc etc. )#( only leaves his apartment for coffee / tea at his favorite shop & to go wandering around on long walks at strange hours )#( breaks into heizou's apartment regularly to ''test the security'' & rearranges his furniture )#( most of his development has been on discord but he's a strange & chaotic little guy )#( idk!! it's just nice getting to write him being a bit less haunted & sad. he makes shitposts. he actually says fuck. look at him go. )

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scribbledquillz · 2 years ago

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#shitpost #real life shenanigans #lilou parents #tumblr polls #I'm officially terrible you guys 😑#someone send more coffee

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little-candy-store-of-horrors · 2 years ago

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Plus retro

#School's been kicking me arse sorry i realise i havent drawn a lot at all im distraught #charles v #philip ii of spain #Philip ii #16th century #history shitposting #My art #Yes these are both based on moods i go through on the regular in class no im not meant to survive 2023 thanks for not asking tho #I might make more depending on my mental state #Pippa is based on someone worrying about the decent amount of sugar they were consuming whilst i was chugging my 2nd coffee of the hour #Charlie is me in german class which is apt for worms stage him but yknow

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chesterthechestnut · 2 years ago

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#Chester being Chester #shitpost #Chester wants more coffee #art #Obscured eyes

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whiskeysmulti · 1 year ago

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.Whiskey. Hi, chromebook. My tag is whiskey speaks, not whiskey spanks, it's not that kind of blog, computer.

#whiskey speaks; ooc #whiskey shitposts #i need more coffee

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kxllerblond · 1 year ago

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The Br*ce Wayneification of Clark where he has this playboy, batting his pretty lashes, charismatic persona and then once he gets you and gets what he wants-—he's this insufferable, monotone, dismissive bastard who looks at you like you're the gum on the bottom of his shoe kdjhgbdkg. i hate him!!!!

#most interactions here are usually like ppl meeting clark for who he is which is great love that #but man i want that whiplash of someone meeting this charming angel of a man that lights up the room #only for him to be an absolute bastard in reality who you wouldnt want to touch with a ten foot pole #(;shitpost)#average snake gemini behavior tbh!!!#ok ok ok im gonna get more coffee and reblog more memes and send some no more ooc kfjbgdfg

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crystallizedkingdoms · 2 years ago

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I don’t know how I managed to make a cup of coffee that tastes almost exactly like water despite 1. actually adding the coffee 2. adding milk AND cream 3. adding like two whole spoonfuls of sugar

#I literally cannot make One cup of coffee. I have to make at least 2 or more or else it literally just tastes like this no matter WHAT I do #sie shitposts

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