#yes he has socks with sandles

[eucidianlyendless]

Not quite what I intended to start as my latest art post, but I might as well start off with the most cringiest thing ever.

If you know, you know.

[mrfandomgage]

Rags looks over a sports magazine. He lies in his living room's couch. He flips through the magazine of professional athletes, both of regular looking humans, furry men, and everything in between. Rags stops flipping through to see a professional swimmer, a hippo man, who looks like he could easily walk from one side of the pool to the other without the water bothering him. While Rags is hot, he gets bothered by a knock at his front door, dropping his magazine to the floor.

Rags sits up and looks around, he hides his magazine underneath the couch cushion. He stands up and goes to the door, only expecting maybe a cookie package from his gardener. Rags opens the door, staring at white fluffy feet in black sandles. Rags looks up and stands upright. Goat looks exhausted.

"Hey Goat, how are you?" Rags asks, scratching the back of his head with a questioning expression on his face.

Goat puts a hand over his eyes and says, "Howdy, Dick. I probably shouldn't have walked in the sun all day".

Rags taps his foot, "already with insults?"

"I thought Dick was short for Richard, besides, yours stretches out those short shorts pretty far-"

Rags slams the door once he understands what Goat is talking about. He runs across the house and gets on a large shirt to cover himself up. Rags sighs, doubting Goat will still be there. Rags drags himself back to the front door. Upon opening the door he sees Goat leaning against the wall still covering his eyes.

"Is it safe to look?" Goat asks.

"You could've just told me I had a hard on damn it!" Rags shouts.

Goat removes his hand, "I'll take that as a yes. May I come in?"

"... yes, come on in Gage. I didn't give you my address for nothing. Though you were supposed to get here, if I recall correctly, TOMORROW!"

"I can leave if you-"

"NO, please don't! I just didn't expect you to show up is all. Can I take you to my room? That's where I keep a lot of my stuff anyways".

Goat nods. Rags moves to let Goat in and closes the door for him. Goat follows Rags through his house up to his room. Goat compliments the house being clean. Getting into Rags' room Goat flops himself halfway onto Rags' bed. Rags just chuckles.

"I like lying on my bed like that too", Rags laughs, "nice ass by the way".

"What?" Goat responds, he also crawls deeper onto the bed.

Rags shakes his head, "it's nothing, nothing at all. So you just wanna hang out?"

"Yeah, basically", Goat rolls over onto his back and kicks off his sandles, "had nothing better to do, and Catharine said I should".

"Ah. Do you want to dress up or something?"

"If you have anything I'd like wearing", Goat chuckles.

Rags digs in his closet and brings out a spiked collar, "does this-"

Goat snags the collar, and starts putting it on, "does it look nice?"

Rags blinks, "... you really move fast when you want to. I got a few more peices to go with it".

"Sure thing, I like this punk stuff".

Rags searches his closet, shifting around clothes until he finds pants with a few chains that match the style. He hands over the black pants to Goat, and keeps himself facing the closet, looking for more to go with it. After five more minutes, he finds studded boots and a jacket, producing them from the closet. He watches as Goat takes off his shirt, and wishes to object, but stops himself from doing so. Turning back to the closet he looks for a few more things to finish the outfit.

"Hey Rags", Goat starts to ask, "could I possibly get some socks?"

"Sure, for the boots, right?" Rags asks.

"No, for my horns, what else?"

"Ha ha. Looking for some now".

Goat moves his ears around to deal with the spike studded collar. Rags hands over some socks, but as well fingerless gloves with spiked bracelets on the end. Goat slips on the socks and puts the boots onto his feet. Rags gets a brush and starts styling Goat's fur, to help convey the look. Goat puts on the gloves, and tightens them. Rags brings a black power over to Goat.

"Hey, no!" Goat Objects, "I don't like makeup gels, too cold".

"Oh, no, this is a charcoal powder. It's what I use to darken my hair", Rags explains, "I wanted to darken the underneath of your eyes".

"Well I..." Goat thinks about it, breaths in and sighs, "fine Richard, just do it".

"Thank you", Rags says. Goat closes his eyes, and Rags applies the power.

"Can I open my eyes yet?"

"Nope, it'll get in your eyes if you do so now".

"Hey, how do you keep this powder out of your right eye?"

"I only put the powder on top, and some of it goes down, sure, but most of it stays out. I've had some fall into my eyes, it burns".

"Good to know".

"OK, done".

Goat stands up, "the boots are kinda heavy".

Rags looks up, "they make you really tall..."

"You're already short, Richard".

"Gage, they make you much taller, you ass!"

Goat pats Rags' head as he says, "yeah, yeah, you're just always short".

"... I uh... you look great like that, maybe later I can paint your horns with nail polish".

"Maybe later", Goat says, clearly unsure if he'd want that.

"Oh, I do have all my gaming stuff here, and a few controllers".

"Alright, I'm down".

[autumn-foxfire]

Makoto's entrance!

Sonoko, why are you taking pictures of Ran's butt? That's pretty gay of you. And despite Ran's complaints about Shinichi seeing them, she doesn't seem to mind that Sonoko took them. Huh.

Oh, now she minds.

Also, Sonoko is just as pretty as Ran so I don't like how Gosho makes it seem like no one would want her to create this "tension" between the two of them <.< You know why too, because Ran is much more "traditionally feminine" compared to Sonoko's actual bright and fiery personality. It was what I was talking about yesterday, Ran has to be a perfect girl while Sonoko is allowed to be herself and attract people who love that side of her like Makoto.

Shinichi is so mean T-T I wish it was just about Shinichi and Sonoko's friendship but I also know it's because of what I said above too <.<

Makoto is jealous~ And also protective though I wish these episodes had presented this better.

Sonoko is actually right on the mark-

Yokomizo is probably one of the police detectives I really like in this series. And like Shinichi says, he's actually a lot more reliable than most because he actually tends to notice when things are off.

Makoto looking out for Sonoko is actually really cute of him. He just needs to work on his demeanor a bit but I know it's because he's shy. Still doesn't really excuse the attitude but I also know it's for the plot of these episodes too and he does drastically improve.

Okay, men aren't the only ones with hairy arms, women can have them too. And hairy legs as well. Not all women shave either. But again this was made in the 1990s so such sexist views are pretty common. They still are, even.

Makoto, don't victim blame people. Also, Sonoko does look cute in that outfit <.<

So Ran is okay with Sonoko having those pictures of her, but not anyone else. Ran is like "only girls can stare at my butt" and I respect that (yes I have an agenda and yes I will push it).

I love when Ran actually gets to use her skills. She was so badass in that moment (This is why Shinichi needs to tell her!). They usually come out when she's protecting women and children too, which we also love about her.

Ran is so protective of Sonoko T-T

Actually Shinichi, socks and sandles is the perfect dad look!

You didn't figure it out because you thought no one would like Sonoko like that, biased gay boy.

Makoto: it's just a flesh wound.

Makoto, stop victiming blaming! Clothes don't make certain men attack, certain men attack because they are gross. There are better ways to flirt with Sonoko.

Sonoko actually has the right idea, you don't have to wait for someone to return if you want to find romance. I know she eventually does but that's because Makoto isn't cagey about where he is and actually trusts her, unlike a certain someone with his "love interest"...

[themarauderstheoutsidersandpeggy]

Stark!reader coming out to the avengers (like accidentally, they walk in on her with her girlfriend or something)

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The lesbian in me got excited at this wow

Like Tony is overbearing okay

So you’d have had to work to keep it a secret

He’d be like oh ur going out?

Where are you going 

Who are you going with

Do I have their number

Do I have their parent’s number

Do I have their great aunt’s number

Do I have their dog’s number

Do I have their license plate number

What time will you be home

What are you gonna be wearing

What shops are you gonna go into

He really does The Most

So you manage to answer all of these questions and you’re like okay ffs I’m leaving goodbye father

He’s like :/ You’d better be home by curfew

This happens a lot and you always just say you’re going out with your girlfriends

Now he does not realize that one of these girlfriends is you girlfriend

One night when you’re out

There is a minor security threat

Very very minor, just someone sneaking around that shouldn’t have been there

But they’re apprehended and taken away

But Tony is really not feelin great about it

So he asks Steve to go and get you and bring you home

Steve drives over to the movie theater where you said you’d be with your friends

friends

And he manages to weasel his way into your theater (no one is gonna say no to captain america)

And he’s looking around for you like ????

And he sees someone that kinda looks like you out of the corner of his eye so he turns to go towards them

And he has to pass this couple making out in the aisle

He’s like :/ really in the movies wow

You feel someone move past you and you break apart to let them go by and you look up and it’s gd Steve Rogers

He looks down at you like ;-; um

And you’re :’)

Your poor girlfriend is like um okay I’m missing something here, yes?

You’re like Steve,,, plz,,, plz,,, do not tell,,, plz,,,

And he’s like but,,, but why not

“Because I’m scared???”

“But?? Of what??”

“Of my f a t h e r??”

“Do you think he’d kick you out or something?”

You just kinda .-. pls sir pls no tell

Steve is like fine fine but u gotta come home

You part ways with your girlfriend and dude the car ride home is weird

He’s just kinda looking over at you every once in a while and you’re :/

“So you like girls?”

“yes,”

“Okay. Well, when are you going to tell your dad?”

“.... Um”

“You are going to tell your dad, right?”

“Steve...”

“You know you’re safe with us, right? Hell, he’d understand the most out of all of us an attraction to women”

“Okay maybe that isn’t necessary to bring up-”

“My point is that you’re not gonna get ridiculed or anything. Do you want me to be there with you when you do it?”

God bless Steve

Such a precious boi

“He’s just intimidating.”

“Y/N he’s like 3′2″

Steve really out here dissing Tony huh

You finally agree to telling him that night but only if Steve is with you

He’s like yes will be there :)

You and Steve sit Tony down and he’s like oh my god who was she kissing

Steve is like whAt nO kiSsInG wHo??

You’re like ffs dad I can tell what you did on a night out when you were my age smh

He was like who was it

You’re like :’)))

“My girlfriend.”

There’s like a minute of silence and Tony is like o,, okay?

“Well is your girlfriend like,,, a supervillain or...”

“No but she’s?? A girl??”

“That’s?? The point??”

“You’re not weirded out?”

“No, are you kidding? Women are a worthy endeavor.”

“fAthER pLeasE”

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[alien-kiid]

Birds sit on his horns and he gets so nervous

Has pet ball python named Elliot and HE LOVES HIM AAA

Really likes sneakers and slides

But HATES CROCS AND SOCK N SANDLES!!!

When emotionally mouth shows and right eye bleeds even more

Can’t watch animal documentaries without getting wild or wanting to eat them (basically it activates his wilder/demon side and he hates it)

Deo also doesn’t like going to zoos/ animal shelters/ anywhere where animals can trigger his demon side

Headcanon voice - Sonic Blume 

His bleeding eye doesn’t hurt him, it’s just from something in his past (OH YEAH uhhh the reason Deo doesn’t feel the urge to eat Elliot because he’s got an emotional relationship with him, plus Elliot/snakes in general are a comfort animal for him) 

HECKING LOVE CHOCOLATE MILK!! GIVE HIM SOME AND HE’LL LOVE U FOREVER 

Very picky eater but loves to eat a lot (but has high metabolism so he a skinny boi) 

Doesn’t mind/is comfortable wearing dresses (not in a cross dressing or fetish way, just to wear them) 

Horns shed just like deers after his month of rut (not really related to him but I have to say this) MY ANIMAL/FURRY OCS GO THROUGH RUT LIKE REGULAR ANIMALS. YES, RUT BASICALLY MEANS LIKE MATING SEASON BUT IM NEVER GONNA DRAW THAT! And my demon OCs/OCs with horns do all shed their horns, it’s just natural. 

Give him meat and watch this boy go wild. HE LOVES MEAT!!! He’s like a dog with a bone, he’ll lick to clean (lmao funny story but sometimes my dad brings home animal bones from the meat market and gives them to our dog he’ll sit in the kitchen and lick the bone dry until someone takes it away from him cuz he’ll start to eat the bone too)

[beanjuice-duh]

Chilly Prompt! Angus's first Candlenights with his new dads (Taako and Krav) and his new Aunt and Uncle!

“This is his first candlelight’s I want him to remember it.”Taako exclaimed to his lover who walked in after having a slew of crow familiarsgift wrap the presents for later. When finished Kravitz walked in to Taakoholding up a suit made of holiday LED lights and sequins. “What, its ten timesbetter than the-the fuckin’ Lil Einstein get up he wears all the time.”

Kravitz didn’t have the heart to poke holes in Taako’s loosegesture of care. He was worried, in the classic Taako fashion of internalizingall his worries, that Angus’s Candlenights with them would fall short. It wasn’tlong before everyone soon realized Angus was actually very much an orphan. Allit took was realizing this child basically started living on the moon base andsurvived a near earth ending war with no parents to pick him up afterwards.

Since then Angus had been living hopscotched style withnearly everyone, even Merle at one point though that proved to be a bit of ashit show.  This year was going to be hisfirst with the ‘serious’ item, Taakitz. Angus had spent a candlenights with Lupand Barry. Back then, they mailed out holiday cards with all of them wearingmatching denim overalls and flannels.

Taako took so much offense he had been planning Angus’sholiday with them since last holiday. “I mean, he’s a child, love.” Kravitzsmiled smoothly walking around the idea that even for him, prince of Darknessand lover of blacks and velvets, the light up glitter suit was much.

“Oh next you’re going to tell me that having wyvern pâté onbutter soaked brioche isn’t for children either?” Taako frowned, “if I knew wewere playing it ‘cool’ I would have slapped some butter on poptarts and calledit day.”

“Babe that’s what we had for dinner for the last four days.”

“Uh-uh its called conservation. I feed you crap so you appreciatewhen I do this.”  

And it worked everytime though the trash flavor profile ofcold butter on poptarts was actually pretty nice. Better than Taako’s hot saucetoast which was exactly what anyone would think it to be. “I know you want himto have fun.”

“Fuck fun, I want him to remember who has the good-goodshit.”

“—but he might want to do less extravagant things.” Kravitzhad been spending some time in the real world and realized children reallyliked toys and simplicity. It baffled him why they’d ever just want toys andcookies but he wouldn’t question the living. It was much to complicated. “Weshould tone it down.” He leaned back on the leather couch and drank from a goldand bejeweled gauntlet. “Fatherly “cool” figures like Merle.” He sipped.

His elven lover arched his brow. “Yes…because I think we’reso capable of channeling our inner Merle. Let’s just wear Tropical beach shirtsand jorts, sandles and socks while drinking lemonade from one of those magicdefying cup holder hats.”

“Dear goddess if I wasn’t already dead I would have diedright now…maybe you’re right…maybe we can’t “chill””

“Yea, so now what the fuck do we do. We-We clearly don’thave dad genes in us.”

“Its not too late to let Barry and Lup host him for anotheryear…”

As the melodrama stewed their front door was graced withlight knocks. Both men froze in their tracks. “Maybe its not him, maybe it’sthe Istus Witness Services again with pamphlets?”

“Good evening sirs! Its me, Angus, here to spend a grand ol’time with you both this Candlenights weekend!”

The lovers shared panicked looks with each other. “I’ll hidethe suit and burn the food” Taako muttered in a whispered tone. “You-You takedown the gold and ruby decorations and get some paper.”

“PAPER?” Kravitz whispered and exclaim. “But this year wassuch a ruby trend…”

“G-Good golly sirs, it sure is cold, if this isn’t a goofcan you um—let me in now?”

“Paper it is.” Kravtiz shot up from sofa and left the cup onthe table as Taako ran to the kitchen with a clamor.

A few moments passed and the door opened to a frosty AngusMcDonald clutching his scarf to his neck. “Oh Ango~ you’re here.”

“Y-Yes.” Angus looked up at Taako with a chilled sniffle andfogged round glasses. “I-I’ve been here for some time.” He shuffled in as Taakogently took his coat from him. Angus looked around and noticed Kravitz andTaako didn’t have any decorations up other than a few sheets of paper that read“happy Candlenights” in speedy scrawl. He scrunched up his face and took awhiff of the air. The gorment food still hung thick. “Oh boy I can’t wait toeat what you-“ he ran to the kitchen and found…

Kravitz had served plops of cookie dough on a platter. “made?”

“Ah, Angus welcome I hope you’re hungry. I hear raw cookiedough is all the rage with kids.”

“But—aren’t you not supposed to eat raw cookie dough?”

“Well I mean…not many have died from eating raw dough.”Kravitz smiled though Angus’s face seemed less amused. He shrank back a littlethen turned around and noticed Taako was standing there. “We’d give you giftsbut we figured you’d rather play outside in the snow for a while, make snowpeople and snow fairies.”

“Uh…sure, may I use the little wizard’s room first?” Hesmiled before running off.

“I think we’re doing great so far.” Taako smiled, “Where didyou hide all the decorations?”

“In the pantry on the right.”

…

“That’s where I hid all the food.”

…

“I’m sure it will hold, it’s a magic pantry.”

…

“Uh, sirs what door is the bathroom door? Is it the one onthe right?”

“ANGUS WAIT—“ Both Taako and Kravitz turned before there wasa bright light.

The decorations flooded out and returned to their originalplace, until their home was decked out head to toe in gold and ruby garlandsand light. Gold leaf holly and an all gold pine tree with ruby gems asornaments. The gourmet 15 course meal floated out on their closed platters backon the 10 foot long red cloth table. Even Kravtiz’s glass of wine returned tohis hand and Taako’s hold hat. “Oh fuck.” Taako sighed as Kravitz took a worriedsip.

“Um…sirs?” Angus waddled out wearing the light up sequinthree piece suit Taako had bought him. He looked up at both men and beamed. “Ohsirs! I was worried you didn’t want to celebrate with me. When I saw you didn’tput any effort…” He clapped his hands together. “I’ve been looking forward to afancy holiday all year! And no itchy jeans either.”

Kravitz smiled a bit, relief didn’t even begin to cover theease he felt as they were able to share their true colors with their boy.

Taako knelt down and held his arms out. “That’s my boy, mybeautiful, magic, tasteful boy~”

(short and sweet with only a mention of blup or else it would have been 70 pages long LOL) 

[ask-bohemian-ilse]

answer all of them!

11. what’s an inside joke you have with your friends?* there’s far too many to pick just one, honestly.

12. what’s your favorite planet?* saturn!

13. what’s something that made you smile today?* first, stanley anderson let me copy his math homework. then, @ask-melchior-gabor gave me some of his favorite pirate literature that i haven’t read yet during study hall. and then i got burgers with @ask-max-von-trenk and @ask-the-reformatory! (having normal food was SO great.)

14. if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like?* a huge mess. seriously! at least my section would. it’d probably be decorated pretty clashingly, because we all have different interests. it’d definitely be covered in flowers. and it would have lots of books! (for melchior)

15. go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is!* mercury is shrinking!!!

16. what’s your favorite pasta dish?* fettuccine alfredo…yum!

17. what color do you really want to dye your hair?* i don’t have any desire to dye my hair at the moment, honestly.

18. tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between between you and your friends and is always brought up.* @ask-moritz-stiefel exposed that i stabbed him with scissors once because i thought he was possessed. nobody wants to let it go!

19. do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw in it?* i do! when i feel really out of my head, i either ramble just to get everything off my mind, or draw some pretty strange stuff. it’s very useful.

20. what’s your favorite eye color?* green!

21. talk about your favorite bag, the one that’s been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces.* my trusty “in case of sudden escape” bag has seen me through everything. it’s always full of necessities, and it is immune to being torn apart! it’s very sturdy, small enough that i can wear it without feeling weighed down, easy to travel with, and still covered in paint. it’s been there for me through so much. love you, bag.

22. are you a morning person?* most of the time!

23. what’s your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations?* go down to the creek, lay out in the sun, listen to some music, and just relax.

24. is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets?* i’m too ashamed to tell anybody ALL of my secrets — but in the matter of trust, i’d have no qualms placing my faith in max, melchior, and @ask-hanschen-rilow these guys are locked boxes.

25. what’s the weirdest place you’ve ever broken into?* one night, a group of us (the phallustics and some other models) were so drunk that we managed to get ourselves into a yacht that DEFINITELY didn’t belong to us. most of the passengers were pretty drunk too. i’ve also broken into a lighthouse…that was fun.

26. what are the shoes you’ve had forever and wear with every single outfit?* i have these killer sandles that are very ancient greece-like. they’re my favorites!

27. what’s your favorite bubblegum flavor?* motitas banana gum!

28. sunrise or sunset?* sunrise

29. what’s something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing?* moritz does this adorable thing where his nose wrinkles when he thinks you’ve said something especially funny/outrageous. it’s so cute! i love it!

30. think of it: have you ever been truly scared?* yes.

31. what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks.* i have a love-hate relationship with socks. as most of you know, i’m happiest barefoot. however, i love crazy/weird socks! especially knee-high ones! they’re so fun to play around with! i do not sleep in socks, though.

32. tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3 AM when you were with friends.* this one time, melchi and i were ridiculously high and we tried to order food. it went REALLY badly. he kept trying to not have to pay for food by psychoanalyzing the poor worker, and then i stood on a table, and we couldn’t stop laughing, and it was overall very chaotic and he’ll kill me for bringing it up again at some point. (love you, melchi!)

33. what’s your fave pastry?* OH! THERE’S SO MANY GREAT ONES TO CHOOSE FROM! i love sfogliatelle so much. i’ll go with that!

34. tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what did it look like? do you still keep it?* i wasn’t allowed to have one.

35. do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often?* yes and yes!

36. which band’s sound would fit your mood right now?* misterwives.

37. do you like keeping your room messy or clean?* M E S S Y

38. tell us about your pet peeves!* people invading my personal space, being talked over, the sound of a fork scraping someone’s teeth, people who grab me without warning.

39. what color do you wear the most?* hmm…probably green!

40. think of a piece of jewelry you own: what’s its story? does it mean anything to you?* the piercing in my collarbone? the one that keeps getting infected? i did it because i was really angry at the time — the night before i left. i was so, so tired of the way i had to live to keep modeling and to keep being pretty and all of that. it’s my freedom, baby!

41. what’s the last book you remember really, really loving? * it was a collection of h.p lovecraft’s works.

42. do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it!* it’s small, but it’s always warm and it smells like vanilla. the people who work there are insanely friendly. it’s a bit dark, but in the cozy way. they always remember my name there.

43. who was the last person you gazed at the stars with?* moritz.

44. when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything?* there was this one night where @ask-georg-zirschnitz and i were chilling on the roof. it was so quiet, and so warm, and i felt so safe. that was the end of last summer.

45. do you trust your instincts a lot?* incredibly so, yes.

46. tell us the worst pun you can think of.

47. what food do you think should be banned from the universe?* at the moment, fish.

48. do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought?* yes! i just bought a duran-duran cd…no shame!

49. what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today?* my father. no.

50. what’s an odd thing you collect?* georg says my collection of old letters written during the wars is weird.

51. think of a person. what song do you associate with them?* “baby’s on fire” by die antwoord.

52. what are your favorite memes of this year so far?* keanu reactions.

53. have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them?* I HAVE THE RHPS MEMORIZED IN ITS ENTIRETY. MY DREAM IS TO DO ONE OF THE REENACTMENTS AS COLOMBIA. heathers is good, but hits a bit too close for me to watch comfortably. beetlejuice is a halloween classic! pulp fiction is also a classic i love.

54. who’s the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face?* i looked in a mirror. KIDDING! KIDDING! actually, stan the man did seem kinda sad today.

55. what’s the most dramatic thing you’ve ever done to prove a point?* chugged nearly a whole bottle of benadryl. DON’T DO THAT.

56. what are some things you find endearing in people?* when they talk about things they love and their faces get all glowy. when they laugh.

57. go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics?* shocked at how high freddie mercury’s voice can go. no, but i did start dancing.

58. who’s the wine mom and who’s the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why?* i’m the wine mom, max is the vodka aunt. it just fits.

59. what’s your favorite myth?* the myth of arachne!

60. do you like poetry? what are some of your faves?* i adore poetry! the book “new american best friend” by olivia gatwood is full of all my favorites.

61. what’s the stupidest gift you’ve ever been given? the stupidest one you’ve ever received?* i don’t believe in stupid gifts!

62. do you drink juice in the morning? which kind?* orange juice!

63. are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or leave them be?* no! i leave them be, makes it easier for my siblings/friends to grab them when they want to.

64. what color is the sky where you are right now?* black.

65. is there anyone you haven’t seen in a long time who you’d like to hang out with?* @ask-bobby-maler

66. what would your ideal flower crown look like?* full of baby’s breath and orchids! very big.

67. how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel?* miserable. terrible. sad and alone.

68. what’s winter like where you live?* cold and bitter and awful.

69. what are your favorite board games?* clue!

70. have you ever used a ouija board?* yes

71. what’s your favorite kind of tea?* chai tea and bubble tea!

72. are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you’ll forget it?* depends on my state of mind

73. what are some of your worst habits?* addiction and clinginess

74. describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns.* very easygoing. lots of piercings. naggy about my personal health but throws caution to the wind with theirs. very handsome. a fantastic listener. an even better friend.

75. tell us about your pets!* hellbeasts.

76. is there anything you should be doing right now but aren’t?* homework.

77. pink or yellow lemonade?* pink!

78. are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub?* the what?

79. what’s one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you?* one time, reinhold picked me up from school and he had this playlist full of music he thought i’d like and it was one of the sweetest things in the world.

80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why?
• i have white walls! i didn’t, but georg’s mom lets me draw on them :)
81: describe one of your friend’s eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of.
• luminous! 
82: are/were you good in school?
• i…don’t think my grades indicate my understanding of what we’re being taught.
83: what’s some of your favorite album art?
• david bowie has cool covers!
84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones?
• i have one! i don’t want another at this moment, but maybe later…
85: do you read comics? what are your faves?
• teen titans is a fun read
86: do you like concept albums? which ones?
• THE RISE AND FALL OF ZIGGY STARDUST!!!
87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives?
• black swan. the rocky horror picture show. moulin rouge. 
88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy?
• tons! i go too in-depth, though. 
89: are you close to your parents?* no.
90: talk about one of your favorite cities.
• novosibirsk. so cool. 
91: where do you plan on traveling this year?
• i don’t know yet!
92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch?
• DROWN IT
93: what’s the hairstyle you wear the most?
• i like putting flowers in my hair. i leave it down! 
94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday?
• wiebke from lit class!
95: what are your plans for this weekend?
• i don’t know yet. get really fucking high? maybe leave town.
96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot?
• depends
97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house?
• i don’t know. taurus. i don’t know.
98: when’s the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it?
• last weekend! it was lovely!
99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them.
• vagabond by misterwives, homeless by marina kaye, rootless by marina and the diamonds
100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why?* neither. i don’t want to risk that.

[surveysonfleek]

535.

5000 Questions Survey Pt. 30

2801. The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind. But what was the question? idc. 2802. Suggest three new diary circles that you would find interesting: lol no thanks. 2803. Buttons or Knobs? knobs? idk what this is in reference to. 2804. What is a juggalo? those guys from insane clown posse, right? i could totally be wrong. 2805. Are you a fan of Crass? no.

2806. If you were going to write a short note to yourself and then put it away and read it in ten years, what would it say? i hope you ended up getting your shit together. 2807. When someone does something that is wrong do you believe that they know in their hearts that they are wrong but they push it down into their subconcious and rationalize away their guilt? yes and no. someone people genuinely don’t give a fuck. When have you done this (if you say never then you are doing it right now)? no. 2808. How can a person have sex with someone they don't love? they just... do? Have YOU ever? nope. 2809. What are the paradoxes in your head (that is when you believe two conflicting things to be true)? none. i do like reading up on paradoxes though. 2810. What does each set of two words suggest to you? pale gravity: no thanks. little mornings: spiritual machines: eccentric being: pray attention: yellow lectures: 2811. What movie would be AWESOME in 3D? tron was amazing in 3d, i actually felt sick afterwards lol. 2812. Why is it important to write and think clearly? just coz. 2813. A girl and her boyfriend are hanging out. It is obvious they are together. Another guy schmoozes between them and starts hitting on the girl. The boyfriend tells this guy to back off. The guy just keeps bothering the girl. Do you think the boyfriend would be justified in hitting this intrusive guy? i think the boyfriend should continue to use his words before getting violent. A girl and her boyfriend are hanging out. It is obvious they are together. Another GIRL(lesbian) schmoozes between them and starts hitting on the first girl. The boyfriend tells this girl to back off. The girl just keeps bothering the first girl. Do you think the boyfriend would be justified in hitting this intrusive girl? same answer as above ^ If you answered yes to one situation and no to the other one why the double standard? i had the same answer for both. 2814. What do you think of the name Prue? it reminds me of charmed. 2815. What would you spend your last dollar on? nothing, i’ll keep it. 2816. Have you ever won an ebay auction? yeah, i think i have. If yes for what? idk, this was years ago when ebay didn’t have a but it now option. 2817. Would you like it if Blockuster had a drivethrough?? blockbuster is dunzo. 2819. When was the last time you taught someone somthing and what was it? i was teaching my boyfriend how to milly rock hahaha. 2820. Why do adults and teens not understand each other? generation gaps. but i know of plenty of instances where they do understand each other. 2821. Are you afraid? no. 2822. Do you trust large drug corporations? it’s not something i’ve sat and thought about tbh. Do you trust the Food and Drug administration? idk. 2823. If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? yes. Do you define sound as sound waves or as the reaction between the soundwaves and your ears? sound waves.  2824. Who is full of shit? your mother. 2825. Four of the five senses are routed through a special area to the brain. One sense goes right to the brain and so is a powerful sense involved with memory and emotion. Which sense do you feel this is? smell? haha idk. 2826. Are you on a ship of fools or a carousel? carousel. 2827. What is your bathing suit like? it’s just plain black. 2828. Whose line is it, anyway? not mine. 2829. Are you more likely to answer a signed in note or a nsi note? idk what a nsi note is. 2830. To be or not to be. That is the question. What is the answer? i have no idea. 2831. Does beauty exist as a definable standard or is beauty in the eyes of the beholder? it’s definitely in the eye of the beholder. Why do you think it is that so many people have the same idea of who and what is beautiful? society’s standards. but not everyone follows it. Where do your standards for judging beauty come from? i’m not sure actually. i could think someone is gorgeous but my friend would think they’re ugly. idk. 2832. Would a war with Iraq help or harm american economy? lol. 2833. What is the first thing you would do if you saw a nuclear explosion in the distance? call my family and boyfriend and check the news. 2834. Would you like to be cryogenically frozen? nah. 2835. Think of the person you love the most. Would you be willing to murder a stranger in order to save that person's life? Why or why not? eh, not sure. i’d only 100% murder the stranger if they were the one endangering my loved one’s life. i’d have to think about it otherwise. 2836. Imagine no possetions. I wonder if you can? did you mean possessions? 2837. How messed up is: your hair? it’s quite neat actually. your room? yeah it’s a mess. your car? mess. your life? mess. 2838. What are you running out of? patience. 2839. What do you live for? myself. 2840. How did you decide it was worth living for? idk, just coz it’s my life. 2841. Do you consider some people to be too: traditional? conformist? avant-garde? smart? stuck up? modern? beautiful? ugly? obsessed? emotional? petty? sneaky? fat? thin? i know people that could cover all of these things. 2842. By what criteria do you judge others? generally in their behaviour. i have no time for rude people. 2843. Do you look at people's words and actions or the underlying reasons for those words and actions? both. 2844. Which would you rather collect: simpsons action figures? <---- this kiss gear? anything with a smiley? horror movies? 2845. Do you fight for your rights? not as much as i should. 2846. Would you rather be a construction worker or a crossing guard? crossing guard. 2847. What is enought o satisfy you in life? a well paying job that i can tolerate. 2848. Do you think you have more, less, or average life experiance for your age? i think i have a little more. 2849. Why go to college? if there’s a specific career path you want to follow that requires you to go to college, i think that’s a good enough excuse to go. Have you considered joining a cult instead? never. 2850. What's the last lie you told? someone asked me how i am and i said good lol. 2851. What celebrity has the sexiest voice of females? rihanna, i love her accent. males? drake has a really smooth speaking voice. 2852. You are having a party and can invite three celebrities of your choice. The WILL come. Who do you invite? rihanna, the weeknd andddd beyonce. 2853. Where did you come from? from my parents? Where are you now? in bed. Where are you going? nowhere. 2854. What would you imagine the playboy mansion is like? tbh it never looked that appealing during that reality show. it’s not something i’d be interested in seeing. 2855. Do you blow your nose loudly in public? only if i have to. 2856. Do you help others every day? i’d like to. 2857. Bono or Chris Tucker? neither. 2858. Is it lonely being alone in your head? sometimes i like being alone. 2859. What is the worst poverty you have ever seen? philippines. 2860. Has anyone ever told you that more than 2 billion people live on less than two dollars a day? no one has told me that. i wouldn’t be surprised if it’s gotten higher since this survey was made over 10 years ago. What do you think of that? it’s really sad. 2861. Add a sentance to the story: Once upon a time there was a man named Arthur and he was brushing his teeth when all of a sudden he saw a bright rainbow utside. So he goes out the back door to take a look and he finds an elf who says fuck you. 2862. Be honest.. do you generally listen or wait for your turn to talk? i usually wait unless i have a strong point to share. 2863. How many fingers do you type with? all of them i think. 2864. What does 'you think you know but you have no idea' mean? Where did it come from as a common phrase? my interpretation of it is like... you’re making a strong assumption without actually knowing or experiencing something. 2865. Do you think it's important to give up liberties in order to protect freedom? slightly contradictory but ok. 2866. Do you think George Bush was elected in a legal way? i don’t know much about american politics. 2867. Imagine you were dying of a disease...you only had a certain amount of time left with your mte, parents or children. What would you leave behind for them to remember you by? photos, videos, letters etc. How would you feel if there were drugs to help you live, only you couldn't afford them? i’d feel pretty helpless. How would you feel if people were trying to sell you the drugs at a lower cost but the drug companies made sure they couldn't because that would cut their profits? idk. This senario is going on Right Now.The country is Africa. The disease is aids. The drug is azp (and others). The people are Africans who are very poor and have aids. The large drug corporations won't sell the drugs at a price they can afford or allow smaller companies to either. Is this acceptable? no. What are you going to do about it? there’s not much i can do but research i guess. 2868. Would you ever BUY a new ring for your cell phone that plays a couple of notes of your favorite song? nah. 2869. What has completely moved you? life. 2870. If for your next birthday you had a novelty kids birthday party what games would you play at it? hide and seek, pinata, bullrush lol. 2871. How can you keep open toed sandles from rubbing against your toes and making them blistered and raw? wear different shoes. 2872. What happens to socks when they disappear in the drier? how the hell would i know. 2873. What is the quality of humanity all about? life lol. 2874. True or false - All homophobes are inherently evil.: false... some probably are, some are just not educated. 2875. Is there anything, besides love, that money can't buy? experience. eh, half true idk. 2876. How is your soul? still there. 2877. What are you committed to? these damn surveys lol. 2879. Are you photogenic? no. 2880. Can you define these words off the top of your head as if you were talking to someone who didn't know what they were? rain: cold: green: sand: eh, too tired to think. 2881. Why aren't you naked (or are you)? because i’m cold. 2882. Do you think anoyone is all good or all evil? possibly. 2883. Go outside a sec. how many animals are in your yard? lol hell no. Did you count yourself? why or why not? 2884. What household appliance drags you down? none. they’re all very useful. 2885. try this..write a list of six possibilities of things you could do after you are off the computer. Make sure that at lease ONE thing is something you would be unlikely to ever do. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. no. Now grab a dice (if you have none ask someone to pick a number between 1 and 6) and decide what you will do by flipping it. Then do it! 2886. Which of the following doesn't belong with the others and why? a. garden b. love c. magazine d. death idk 2887. How old are you? 26. What age do you feel mentally? 26. emotionaly? same. spiritualy? is there an age for spirituality? 2888. Who do you think is more wise: your mailman or a person who has been living on the streets for 12 years? it would just depends on the person. 2889. Do you kiss on the first date? i’m open to it. 2890. Would you ever want to be oon: a dating show(which)? no. a game show(which)? the amazing race. the news(why)? no, i don’t want any attention. 2891. How much money would it take to get you to: strip to nuthing but a bright orange thong (for guys, orange thongs an string bikini top for girls)and wrestle another person of the same sex in a thong in a pool of jello? 10k. participate in a contest where you drink alcohol as fast as you can until you puke? i’ll do it for like $100 lol. i’ll puke instantly. sit absolutely still for 2 hours, in nothing but a towel, covered in plaster of paris? $1000 maybe. Walk around at your school in bondage gear asking people to spank you on the ass with a huge dead octopus tenticle? i don’t go to school and that’s just creepy. pick your nose and eat it? $50 hahah. smash potatoes with your head? if it doesn’t hurt i’ll do it for a pretty low price. 2892. Who deserves an appology? my grandma. 2893. What wins the award as stupidst lyric you can think of? i feel like every artist has released a song with cringey lyrics. 2894. Where do you most like to be massaged? neck, back and feet. 2895. Is your face clear? no :( i got like two pimples after a night out. 2896. Finish this phrase in a humorous way.. Friends don't let friends... eat salad. 2897. What present would you bring to the birthday party of an aquaintance? i’d regift them something i already had. sorry lol. 2898. Is your game on? no. 2899. What would a song for the deaf be like? possibly feeling the bass. How about a painting for the blind? a visual description. 2900. What is a sure-fire way to get noticed? yeah, run around naked in public.

[exceptionally-stupid]

My roomate’s boyfriend thinks he’s so good at cooking but he’s such a pretentious cishet about it. Like when he met my other roomate and I and found out we’re both vegetarian, he started saying “I’m gonna teach you guys how to cook” as if being vegetarian means you can’t cook and I’m just like. Fuckin’. I can cook fine, thank you very cool. Go write a screenplay, you dad wannabe. Yeah, I know you once decided you should use a 1950s bottle of champaign to make a pork roast and liked it but I’m not gonna make the same mistake, you Elon Musk fuckboi. “Oh but it was the best pork roast I ever made” and you’ve made what? 3? You’re 19 years of fucking age and don’t know to not roast things in champagne but wine, you cargo shorts wearing cretin. Yeah, you can follow a recipe if you squint past your indoor aviator shades, but that doesn’t make you sound less like the husband who would get scurvy because they don’t consider veggies food dave of any Karen with a food blog. I decide to treat my roomates to “fancy people food” to celebrate the start of the new semester and who joins us to critique my food but billionaire sympathizer mcScurvylegs. “Oh what’s this?” “It’s risotto” “What the fuck is Risotto? Did you make this? Is this your creation” “No... it’s risotto... a lot of people know what this is, at least” “I’ve never heard of it before so it can’t be that common. Girlfriend, have you heard of... what’s it called?” “Risotto, honey” “you’ve heard of it?” Yeah, everybody here has you uncultured peasant, that’s just your problem as a straight dude. Yes, I’ve heard of Paella, I’m not like you, international food knowledge is not impressive as you think. “This is wierd. I’m not sure why. It’s good, but somethings wrong with it. Oh, I know! There’s no meat in this! That’s what’s wrong. I’m not eating it.” Well thanks for the unbiased review you troglodyte. Go back to your man-corner and play escape from tarkov while the adults enjoy our Italian rice dish. Well at least I can try to get him to eat my shit for breakfast. “I’m making pancakes.” “Where’s the mix?” “What mix?” “YoU cAn MaKe PaNcAkEs WiThOuT mIx?!?!” No I’m pulling your leg everyone knows pancakes have been made from store-bought mix harvested from the fields. “Oh my God it’s like a mini cake!” Bro I don’t know what to tell you. But okay, Gordon Ramsey, how about you ket me try your cooking. I’ll even break my vegetarian streak to try the “legendary” ribs you’ll make complete with store-bought rub and sauce. Why? Don’t wanna make a spice mix? What’s that? You didn’t have lighter fluid so you decided you could light the grill with paint thinner and rubbing alcohol instead? And now you’ve made the whole rack toxic? Well that’s just luverly. You’re a god damned biochemistry major for fuck’s sake. You’ve been talking this up for a while now and now you’re gonna leave your guests hungry. Ugly-ass, pirate ass, needs gamer PC for business ass, “I should get my girlfriend with panic attacks a knife, gun, and sword” ass, “roll players shouldn’t have autonomy in game” ass, coconut ass cishet motherfucker. Go eat a raw goat, you socks in sandles wearing reprobate. Mm.

[jerrysmithsexy12-blog]

Jerry :( I'm sad, something really depressing happened earlier and I need your help cheering me up.

ok please enjoy this. :)

JERRY X READER FANFIC

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Your name is (Your First Name) Bungalow Bill… and your the sexiest mother fucker on this street. every day your just so sexy that you have to cover all your mirrors. your orbs is (your eyecolor) and your strands are (your haircolor)

One day youre just taking a swim in the lake downtown. Just swimming all around in there with your pecs and swimming down and grabbing trouts in your bare hands. You hear a little something and you look around. You don’t see anything but then you keep looking… And. You see… someone drownding…

your legs go fast and your arms to fast and you swim to them. you pick their body up out of the water noting how buff it is… and ripped. Your blushing cause well you just think thats so handsome. you pull the man out of the water and hold him above. He coughs up water and blood and he looks at you with those big sexy marbles (eyes)

His wet brown lock curls and strands are on his head. “Hi thank you” he says handsomely, his voice like a speedrun of darksouls 2. “I’m Jerry… Jerry smith. thank you for rescuing me my prince…”

Your just so embarassed and you swuirm around. “Ahhh!!!! X_X 0mg Lol… anything for you bigboy… Glad i could help baby boy.” your so sweaty and your shoes are so small on your feet. You take off your shirt cause its so hot and reveal a tattoo of vegeta.

Jerry sees this and his eyes go blind of love. “Omg… I know you… Are you by any chance BungyChungyBill62 on ao3?!” he screams. “Yes” Uou say firmly back. “Oh my god i love your vegeta fanfics so much he is just so smexy am i right?!” he says. You smile proudly. “I agree.”

Papa J stands up and brushes off his shirt. “Well i should probably get going soon i have to go back home and cook dinner for my children” he holds up a fish that he caught in the water. “Those babys are gonna love this. Just kidding they hate all my meals and I’m alone”

You both chuckle and laugh at that funny joke!

You part ways and go back to your apartment where you sigh dreamily. Jerrey….. Oh he was so epic. but now that you have tasted perfection, what does life matter? you sit on your couch and play super monkey ball until you pass out at 6 am.

—–

The Next Morning

you wake up and take out your laptop and look at it. you have 3 new private messages. one is a continuation of your teen titans go roleplay thread. one is from your boss telling you that youre fired. and one… is from Jerry

“Hi (your name). Do you want to come camping with me this weekend, we have 6 pairs of hiking boots and there is only 5 of us in my family. I need to repay you for saving my life. Please respond. Love Jerry”

you fcking type “Yes” into the keyboard so good and you hit send. You are so excited you go to Walmart and you buy fishing line and bug spray and a whole canoe and you go home and knit yourself a sweater and it says “I LOVE JERRY” on it and you wear it.

-/——-

the next day

you hear honcking of a car outside and you go out there and see Jerry waving from his car. you take your suitcase and you go out there so fast and you see him. “Hi (name)? my family is so happy to see you are coming” he says. “guys this is the man who saved my life. ”

They are all playig magikarp jump and they dont say hi or look at you

“Haha well you know how it is” he says sexily. Everything about him is so tender and strong. “Hop in the trunk sorry we have no other room” he says and he gets out of the car and helps you into the trunk. You lay down in there and he kisses your forehead and closes it down and you just play your 3ds in there for a few hours

On the way there they stop and you get out cause you are all going in to get food on the way from McDonald’s. you step out and stretch and Jerry and you all go in.

You decide to talk to his family. “hi are you jerrys wife?” you say to Beth.“ unfortunately LOL” she says. Your so mad and angry. Beth goes to the counter. “uhhh can i get a. Fucking large Coke and 3 tomattos and a cookie and a salad and crotons and just a little Oreo mcflurry yes that will be all” she says. When she isnt looking you take her Coke and you put 10 salt packets into it.

Next you talk to morty he is just sitting at a table tying his shoes. “Hi morty jerrys son? I’ve heard so much about you” you say. Jerry didn’t tell you anything about him but also I forgot you have mind reading powers and you just know. morty looks up at you and he says “yeah” and he takes off his shoelaces and throws them in the garbage and takes off his shoes and throws them in the garbage cause he does not know how to tie them.

now youre talkig to summer. she is skyping with her boyfriend. “And so then they all shoot the ancient minister and his cape catches on fire and its fucking rob!!!!!Oh hold on one second. Hi what do you want” she says. “Oh hi summer just…… well just saying hi cause we are camping together. Are you having fun” “no” she says. “Ok well… maybe i have something for you…” you reach into your suitcase and just pull out a book. it says WARRIORS volume 1. you hand it to her. “try reading this bitch.” “Ok maybe i will bitch!!!!”

You walk up to their grabdpa Rick. “Hi Rick.” you say. “Dontever talk to me again” he says and he takes a real gun out of his pocket and shoots you

You wake up in the trunk of the car and walk back into McDonald’s. They are all eating their nuggets. “Ok there you are you died for a little bit there” they say. Jerry takes your hand. (your name) please come in the play place with me" he says. “Ok” you say and you both go in the McDonald’s play place and you have a fun time on the slide playing tag

When you are done you go back in the trunk and go to the campsite. When you get there you get out and breathe in the fresh air and 4 mosquitos. “Ahh… The fresh air” you say… “Boy do I love camping” you say and you take your suitcase and open it up and just chug one of those bottles of bug spray.

Jerry comes up to you. He has a headband that says JERRY RULES on it and he is wearing a shirt with Dwayne the rock Johnson smiling and giving a thumbs up. he is wearing very short shorts and sandles with socks and fingerless gloves and eyeshadow and blue lipstick. He winks at you. “Are you ready to have some fun” he says. You do a little dance. “Oppa gangnam style yes i am Jerry!” You are wearing skinny jeans, your I love Jerry sweater, a wolf hat because your fursona is a wolf, high heels, and a ripped vest with fake plastic crystals on the back.

You and jerry help set up the tent whole beth and summer just drink mountain dew and no one knows where rick and morty are. when you have finished setting up the tent there are 2 wasp nests in there and you are very scared. “Kyaaa…” you squeal and hide behind Jerry. “oh no need to fear (YOUR NAME HERE) they dont call me Jerry for a reason” he said. he Walks in there and just rips off the wasp nests in his bare hands and eats them and you see him grow slightly larger as he does. He turns to you and winks. You fall over and faint

When you wake up you are in the tent. it’s pretty dark out. you go outside and morty is on fire and everyone is roasting marshmallows on him. “oh hi (name) you sure sleep a lot and die a lot!” says Jerry and they all kek and laugh together. You blush in embarrassment. Jerry walks over to you handsomely. “Hi motherfucker do you want to take a walk and play pokemon go” he asks. You pull your phone out of your (your area of choice) “Yes” you say. both of you hold hands and start walking down the dark streets.

You can see illuminated from the fires that people are having. And also Jerry is giving off a faint glow. “Wow Jerry… you’re so beautiul tonight” you say bash fully. He smiles. “Yeah I know” he whispers. “Want to go somewhere cool?” he asks. “Yes” you say and dab.

Jerry and you go deep into the woods. “Jerry I csnt see anything” you say. “Oh one moment.” He grunts hard and focuses. Hundreds of fireflies come flying over to him and land on him and he is glowing now. You are amazed and crying. “Jerry I have to say something…” you say. “I’m in love with you!”

Jerry gasps and puts a hand up to his face and he swallows some fireflies accidentally. “Oh (your name)! I’m in love with you too!”

you both lean in… but then suddenly… a green portal opens behind you. some ricks come out and one of them pushes Jerry off a cliff and he dies. “Ahhhhhhh my beautiful Jerry!!! you… you mother fuckers will pay…” you say and flex hard. You start transforming into your beast form. Your hands get long and your ears get wolf ears. Your teeth become sharp and your eyes are glowing red and you are shacking. But before you can do anything a tranquilizer dart is shot into your back and you can’t see and you fall asleep.

————

You wake up in a brightly colored room well its white. It’s space jail and you are in it and to your right is a big buff space man and he looks so mean and weird. “where am i…?” you moan and you look around. Then a tv comes down and a Rick is on the tv.

“Ok so we thought you were gonna be Beth lol” he says. “we didnt excepet jerry to be kissing some stranger in the woods but i guess thats just fucken jerry bitch!!!!! Anyways we cant let you go now cause we found a rare mineral in your body. in 2 days we will harvest it and you will die sorry.” and he hangs up

You collapse to the floor and start crying and bawling. Why does this happen to you? “Jerry…” you cry out. “I want your hot and sweet tender loins to come and hold me…”

“Oh really?” a voice says. You recognise that voice… Its Jerry. But he is not here! Then the alien to the left of you takes off its mask and it is Jerry. “Hi motherfucker” he says.

“OH JERRY!!!!!” you scream and run into his arms. “oh Jerry I thought you were DEAD!!!” you whisper loudly. and kiss his little eyelashes. “Oh I was. but I respawned then.” he says. “and now I’m gonna get you out of here bich!!!!”

He raises a hand above him and starts screaming. The entire prison you are locked in is turned into minecraft blocks. he absorbs them all and quickly crafts a spaceship for you to fly in. You both get in. “Hey you can’t do that what are you doing!!!!” Some ricks scream… But your flying just so much. And you go.

—–////–

You arrive back at the campground in the morning. you both step out. “Jerry what the fuck” says everyone at once. you are so glad to be back on earth.

Then Jerry collapsed onto the ground. “J… Jerry…? what’s wrong…?” you ask and get on your knees to feel his forehead. He is getting sick.

“I can’t survive this long without… Nutrients…” he whimpers. “I need the earth and wood and grass to survive im running out of time” he says his eyes fading away.

You grab some dirt and wood chips and put them in his mouth. he eats them. “yum… thank you…” he says softly. “But. I’m afraid it’s too late…”

His body goes limp.

“Ah Jerry…! No!!!!!!!!!” you scream and you put your lips to jerrys and Kiss him. He starts to glow and you are kissing and he rises up and he is glowing and he suddenly had a Beaitiful white suit on and he is alive.

“Oh (your name) you brought me back…! To life…!” he says and he hugs you. “thank you the power of LOVE saved me” he says crying. Your also crying. “Oh Jerry I love you so much you are so ripped and handsome and muscular and stronf and desirable and underrated and underappreciated…” you both embrace and kiss.

“Honey” says jery to Beth. “I think… I need to see someone else.”

“ok” says Beth. “we have been divorced for 3 years Jerry.”

“haha lol!” you all have a good laugh and slap your knees and you and Jerry are glowing and kissing and you both combine and melt into each other and fuse into one big buff man.

——- EPILOGUE ——–

You now enjoy your life as a fusion perfectly happy and married and you go around giving warrior cat books to people to get them hooked on warriors.

summer also is a cat now cause she loves them so much she asked Rick to turn her into one.

Beth is single and she is loving her life she is strong and goes on dates and she brings horses to life.

Morty hasnt worn shoes in 7 years. That’s ok though he is working on it.

Rick is exactly the same but he wears eyeliner now.

—– THE END ——

[themarauderstheoutsidersandpeggy]

Hiya babe! So i know people usually buy bouquets for hc bUT what if our bby boi Peter decide to buy a ring.? Like a blue one. Nothing expensive. But a beautiful blue ring? And he lets it slip while textlng? Pleasee? ilu ♡♡♡

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My loves! It has been almost two months since I’ve written a set of headcanons for you! I cannot begin to express how sorry I am, life caught up with me and said nO

NOT FUNNY

So I had to take some time for myself to figure everything out :’) I’m pretty sure most of you have mentally unfollowed me even if you haven’t physically done it, but here’s something for those who have stuck around

Peter has no idea what he’s doing to be completely honest

He asked you to homecoming and you said yes and he was so happy

Even though you’d been dating for almost a year

He thought you might say no :’)

So you said yes and he’s like okay now uh

What do I do

He ends up on page eight of his google search (the deep web)

‘How do homecoming’

A lot of wikihows come up ngl

Most of them include sex at the end and he blushes bright red and closes the tab and erases his history

He’s such a baby

Anyways

It’s on page eight (the deep web) of google that he finds his answer

Except it’s about prom 

And in russian

He has to translate the page first

Then he finds his answer

Every single one he’s read so far is like gEt ThEm FlOwErS but this one is like no be different stand out to them so that they notice you more

Peter logically knows that you’ve been ‘noticing’ him for almost a year but his brain is like oh no do I stand out enough

He’s the Spider-Man of course he-

Whatever

So he goes out to target and is like ooookay fun date things let’s see

He finds

Nothing

Target really lets him down

Then next door there’s a fun little store that sells clothes jewelry and accessories

He’s like fine what the heck I don’t have any other options

He says after he’s tried one store

He goes in and starts browsing the aisles

He’s very overwhelmed

He is not used to this many things

He stumbles across a bowl of rings and they were actually decently priced

One immediately catches his eye

Because it’s the exact same shade of blue that’s on his suit

He says oh!! That one!!

He literally like runs to the cashier and is like hello yes I would like to purchase this here ring

She’s like aw is this a promise ring he’s like uh no I just didn’t want to get them some crusty flowers

He walks out with his wallet still almost full like did I really just find that for that price

So he’s really excited about this deal

He immediately goes to text May

He’d already texted her with eighty-seven exclamation points about you saying yes and she’s like duh 

So he’s like oh May guess what I bought her a pretty ring it’s bLuEee heehee

but he forgets to check who he’s texting smh loser

He forgets that he texted you while in the store to show you a stupid t-shirt he found with a pun on it

So he ends up texting you

You’re sitting on your couch and you get a text you’re like oh god Peter why do you do this 

And you read it and die laughing 

You text back and you’re like ‘Peter that’s great! But dude, check who you’re texting.”

He literally almost cries

“I didn’t mean to text you that!!!!!!!”

“Please forget that I told you that!”

When he ends up giving you the ring at homecoming you go all out you gasp and make a huge show he’s like bro ur the worst heck you

By the end of the night you’ve promised him to never take it off

Which might end up being problematic but it was sweet okay 

I love Peter

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BUCKY BARNES AND CATS THATS IT

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I cannot

Let’s see if I can keep the tears from flowing

He just loves them

He’s honestly like a cat

Constantly done

Just wants someone to love him

Except if anyone touches him he’ll claw their face off

oops

kidding

One time

He and Steve were at the pet store

Looking at the cats

As grown burly superhero men often do

And 

BUCKY SEES A CAT WITH A PROSTHETIC ARM

It’s front leg has a little metal attachment and ack!

It’s the same arm as his!

Steve literally drops his credit card trying to get it to the cash register fast enough

Bucky is like my dude! I can pay!

Steve is like no they say money can’t buy happiness but this cat is definitely gonna make you happy

So Bucky walks back home and introduces the cat to his room in the tower and this poor cat is so overwhelmed and tired and happy from being adopted finally

Bucky lays down on the bed and the cat is instantly attached to his chest

He purrs like crazy and Bucky is like yes 911 hello I’m dead

He soon learns that fun cat thing where they sleep directly on your face and scream if you try to get them off to bREATHE

Bucky ends up just turning his head under the little kitten to be able to breathe but totally leaves him there

Tony comes in because ‘he hasn’t come out of his room yet which means something bad’

But it’s just

He finds the little cat curled up on Bucky’s face and ack

help please

He also finds stray cats a lot

They gravitate towards him

They enjoy eating his hair and rubbing up against his metal arm

Fun times

so he’s constantly just bringing new cats home and Steve is like??

Is that churro??

“No churro is over there”

“Who tf is that then”

“Uhhhh… Strawberry”

Steve begins to think that Bucky wants to eat the cats because he only names them after food

Bucky becomes a crazy cat lady in about 2 seconds because hey he (sorta) lives alone he can do whatever tf he wants with that room

It is now a cat room

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I was wondering if you took requests? If you do, can I request a Bucky Barnes x starks!reader? The reader is Tony Stark's 20 year old daughter and she has had a secret relationship with Bucky for awhile. It started off when he first moved in and came to her after every nightmare. And they have to sneak around and one day Tony catches them? Thank youuuu💕☺️

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You felt like you were in a detective movie. You ducked around corners, peering out from behind the wall to ensure that there was no one in your vicinity. You tiptoed into Bucky’s room, shutting the door behind you as silently as you could. He was buried under the blankets, twitching ever so slightly as he laid there. There was a frown etched on his face and he sighed every once in a while. You padded over to him, sliding your hand into his hair and smoothing out some of the tangles.

He sighed again, leaning into your hand as he slept. The frown on his face slowly melted away as he was able to relax under your touch. You reminisced as he slept, thinking of the day you fell in love with your current boyfriend.

A bloodcurdling scream ripped through the silence of the tower, waking you up and making you bolt upright, eyes blown wide with fear. It was a man’s scream and you knew that the only other man living on your floor was Bucky, Steve’s old friend. You slid on your slippers, grabbing a small pistol from your bedside drawer before creeping out from your doorway.

You didn’t see anyone in the hallway so you crept around to Bucky’s room, turning the handle quickly and gripping the pistol again, aiming it into the darkness.

“Jesus woman, are you trying to kill me?” You jumped at the gruff voice of the soldier that lay in the bed, blinking furiously as he flicked on a light. You looked wildly around the room to find that, yes, it was just Bucky.

“Why the hell were you screaming?”

“I…” His gaze fell to his lap, “I had a nightmare.”

“Oh. Uhm, are you okay now?”

“Yeah, I’m fine. G’Night Y/N.”

You turned to leave, hesitating at the threshold of the door.

“Are you sure you’re okay? I can stay, if you want.” Your voice nearly cracked at the end out of nervousness.

“I- Okay. Stay.”

You hadn’t realized that while you were stroking through Bucky’s hair, two things had happened. One, he had awoken, soft smile on his face as he moved his head from your hand and pressed a kiss to the palm instead. The second, being the frantic footsteps pounding through the hallway that had you skittering to the door to hold it shut. But Tony was stronger, accidentally slamming you into the wall as he threw the door open.

“Y/N? Why the hell are you in-. Y/N? Where are you? Oh.” Tony peeled you from off of the wall behind the door and stared at you, hard.

“My wonderful daughter, why are you in his room?”

“Because I’m twenty years old and I’m not eight anymore and I can make my own decisions?”

“Nice try, when you were five you pinky swore to me that you wouldn’t ever touch a boy until you were thirty-six.”

“Dad, I also ate an ant when I was five. I wasn’t the best decision maker back in the day.”

Your father snorted at your dry humor and set a withering glare in Bucky’s direction.

“And you? What’s your excuse?”

“I was having a nightmare?”

“Was that a question or a statement, Barnes?”

“Whichever one will get you out of here the fastest with your blessing for us to date.”

“Statement.”

“Then there you have it.”

“Fine, but we’re discussing this in the morning!” Tony stared at both of you, one brow raised.

“Fine dad, goodnight.”

“Goodnight daughter, goodnight man I don’t want dating my daughter because she’s not thirty-six and a pinky swear is a pinky swear.”

“Goodnight Tony.”

The door swung shut and the second it did you heard a, “You ate an ant when you were five?!”

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tony stark request if they’re open: reader hires tony / iron man to come heat up some frozen food she has because her oven is broken :/

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I think this is the counseling we need after endgame

Your oven had broken but like

You needed f00d

You were hongerey

You knew full well that a microwave would just kinda make it mushy and weird

So you have a genius idea

Why don’t we just call Tony

You do this

“Hey will you come over to my house…. but in the iron man suit plz… You’ll get it later.”

“Are you gonna pay me?”

“In food.”

“On my way.”

He was gonna bash a hole through you window and come in that way but then he realized that you’d make him fix it

So he just knocks on the door

You let him in and stop him when he tries to take off the suit

“Nononono… Follow me, we have a dilemma.”

You lead him into your kitchen and there’s an entire chicken 

Sitting on the counter in a pan

Tony is very confused

“So my oven is broken.”

“Well I can fix it, but why do I have to be in the suit?”

“Fixing it’s gonna take too long… I’m hungry now.”

Tony is really confused but then he finally gets it

“No.”

“Yes! You do it with your coffee mug in the mornings, why won’t you do it for me! And I told you I’d give you some, come on!”

He just sighs and is like why am I friends with u

He finally gives up and cooks your food with his damn hands

He catches the chicken on fire a bit but who doesn’t like semi charred chicken

He’s complaining the entire time but since his focus is on the meal you’re snapchatting the entire thing

You caption it, ‘My new oven is complaining”

It goes viral in seconds bc everyone knows that you two are friends and so they follow you too

Peter Parker is sitting in his room crying laughing because Tony is so exasperated but also he hates having to use the oven so can he just call tony too and-

You let Tony find the video himself and he yells at you through a mouthful of burnt chicken

Summertime fun

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Hiii Im really anxious about a internship I have from tomorrow on. I am a quite shy and introverted person, thinking about all the smalltalk and such.. uuh.. it makes me sick. I mean it, I think I get a fever right now. Could you write something about Peter or Loki helping Reader in my situation?

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I don’t get enough requests for him

He has no idea what an internship is lmao

“You have to… ask? for a job? And you don’t even get paid? It isn’t given to you?”

“Not everyone is born the God of Mischief, some of us have to work.”

“I work too.”

“Work to make people’s lives miserable?”

“Yes.”

He brushes your stress off first bc he thinks you’re fishing for attention (at first you are)

But then the day goes on and you’re like uh oh I have to talk

talk????

tAlK??

No

nope

no thank you sIR

By the end of the night you’re on the verge of a mental breakdown

He has no idea what to do

“You- Why are you breathing so fast?”

“Because I have to go to this stupid internship!”

“Babe, you’ll be fine! It’s no different from talking with me or anyone else!”

“Yes it is! I have to make a good impression!”

“You will.”

“How do you know that?”

“I just do. And if they don’t like you I’ll-”

“Don’t finish that please.”

“Why not?”

“It’s just making me more nervous.”

“Babe, seriously. You’re gonna be fine. What are you even so worried about? You got this, you’re fine talking to people normally.”

“But I’m going to be interning for them! If I do well, I could become a full time employee, I have to look good and act well and do my job well.”

“And you think you can’t?”

“I’m just nervous! I’m not good at small talk, I can’t make conversation.”

“So? No one likes small talk, it’s boring. Skip that, do your work and show everyone how amazing you can be. Be polite, but don’t be uncomfortable.”

“Babe, it’s not that simple.”

“I’m betting it is and that you’re just too anxious to see it.”

You give up

You mull over his words for a bit before finally drifting off to sleep at one-thirty am

But hey you’re wrapped in his arms who could ask for more??

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[themarauderstheoutsidersandpeggy]

Peter Parker and his S/O doing an Easter Egg hunt that they are definitely too old for

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This is the cutest request I’ve ever gotten I love this sm

Your community hosted one every year

They had an age limit of 12

But Peter had a baby face and you put on big clothes to look shorter

You both grab your little egg baskets

May painted your names on them :’)

And they have everyone line up on the starting line before the hunt starts

You and Peter are among like twenty two year olds and thirty four year olds

You’re outnumbered by the children

The man yells go and Peter grabs your hand and pulls you along with him

He’s running SuperFast™

You’re grabbing like twenty eggs per minute as you run along through the field

Peter accidentally knocks a kid over and he feels so bad omg poor baby

He gives the kid like ten of his eggs

And then resumes rACING through the tiny little field with you to find more plastic eggs 

Yes I’m gonna be cliche

You go behind some bushes it’s like in a little alcove

There’s tons of eggs hidden there and no one has found it yet

You and Peter are busy collecting the treasure you’ve found when you see a lil nest hidden in one of the bushes

“Peter look!”

A lil birb pecks its way out of the speckled blue egg and makes cute little baby birb noises

You and Peter get to watch six baby birds hatch

And I’d like to say smthn like, “And that’s what Easter was really about,” or, “That was your favorite part of the day.”

But Peter definitely liked the candy better sorry birbs

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