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Gage: I don't post on this site much huh?

Alex: You posted our marriage!

Gage: That was a good day... I hope no one questions why we're Mormons

Alex: What?

Gage: I meant by context of how we married

Alex: Oh. Well why should they care? We're part of the church, but not actual believers

Gage: eh... any jokes ya got?

Alex: Well, they enjoy their Polygamy, why else would they be called Mormon(more-men)?

Gage: I think people are just going to question our pronunciation of "Mormon" then get the joke

Alex: damn it!

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Now, I've taken many jobs before, some riskier than others. However, things took an odd turn. It all started when I got my first request to hit an average joe. I didn't remember the name at first, and the person wasn't all too special, just some middle management at a fast food chain. It was easy to get them secluded in their night shift, and I thought I wouldn't recognize them after a deep fryer bath.

Got paid, a few weeks later, new name, new store, new person asking for the hit, but then it was the same person from my last job. I ultimately thought it was a coincidence. Until it happened again. I started to question if this guy had a massive family, so I took this current name through to a colleague for some background. The odd thing was, the guy seemed to not exist months beforehand. I gave it a shrug at the time, still had a job to finish after all.

After a while, I started to get annoyed. Same man, new names and workplaces. How does he keep making enemies this fast? How does he un-flatten himself after an incident with construction equipment? How does he survive drinking cyanide? Are people really convinced when I tell them I'm getting my job done, or do they see him around everywhere too? I wanted to question everything about my living at this point, if I felt guilty about my work, or if it was all driving me insane.

My next job, I was tailing the same guy again, I wanted to find out where he lived, see if I could at least get him out of living in this city. He made a turn into a dead end alleyway, and I couldn't find him. I got another job for the same guy a week later. It's easy to say, I made my death look like an accident, and said so long to this city.

The Assassin’s Code states that you must take any job, no questions asked. But you are pretty sure that you have assassinated this target a few times already.

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Ok so I got tagged, but I'm reblogging so I don't have to bother with introductions.

Last Song: The Ultrakill Soundtrack is an absolute banger, but I was also mixing in Pokémon Black and White tracks, I love them.

Currently Watching: a lot of YouTube content, I actually love movie critiques from a variety of sources and people with different mindsets, all focused on how to make something good... that and One Piece, it's real

Three Ships: you guys know I'm an Undertale fan, to some extent hopefully. Chara Frisk, Asriel Muffet, Sans Toriel. In most other things I haven't found really character dynamics I like, so Undertale it is.

Favorite Color: need I say more? Now I actually like a wide array of vibrant colors, if I was younger, I'd lean to saying either red or rainbows, but I prefer blue tones more often than not to convey a sense of calm

Currently Consuming: leftover fries like a KFC rat before jumping into the deep fryer

First Ship: Frisk Asriel, the first sign to tell me that I was gonna be a furry... yippee

Relationship Status: I'm lonely as fuck irl, lmao.

Last Movie: The last movie I watched was The Mario Movie or Puss in Boots Last Wish. Both great movies, I Like Chris Pratt as Mario, he sounds like a New Yorker, yeah he doesn't have the higher pitched voice from the games... but would you really want that for an hour? Puss in Boots Last Wish is just really good.

Currently Working On: Pokémon Mystery Dungeon fanfic and myself

Thank you @all-that-jazz-93 for including me in this, and to the people that read this. Neat.

Tagging @tkiesai @spiritflower-gardens

I was tagged by @agent-heather in one of those get to know me tag games, so here we go!

last song: currently listening to the Avengers Assemble album from like 2012, lmao. Current song playing is Unbroken, by Black Veil Brides

currently watching: I'm in the middle of West Wing and Agent Carter rewatches, and I'm watching The Bear for the first time. And I'm thinking about rewatching How I Met Your Mother while I still have my Hulu subscription.

three ships: Peggysous, Fitzsimmons, and, uhh.... Josh x Donna (I haven't been focused too much on shipping lately, tbh)

favorite color: green

currently consuming: the melted remnants of the ice in my caramel iced coffee (I'm spending the day writing at Dunkin Donuts)

first ship: I mean if we're talking about the first characters I looked at and thought "I want them to be boyfriend and girlfriend," then Ducky and Petrie from The Land Before Time movies when I was like three, lmao. If we're talking a ship I actually contributed to and made fanworks for, Jake and Rose from American Dragon: Jake Long when I was 13.

relationship status: single

last movie: I watched like half of Encanto the other night and then got distracted, lmao

currently working on: writing my own season three of Agent Carter since Marvel has abandoned it to the wolves. It's mine now. And it's gonna be good (*Lin Manuel Miranda voice* Just you waaaiiittt...)

Tagging @kyliafanfiction , @redvanillabee , @bulkyphrase , @castingmysilver , @mrfandomgage , @seeking-further-illumination , @everyusernamegivesmeanerror , @likea-black-widow-baby , and @mr-snailman

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Thanks for the tag, I love cute things.

@spiritflower-galaxy you'll enjoy this

Would you still reblog if I was a worm?

Tagging @personalliquor @shinygemstone @50c14lly4nx10u5 and anyone who wants to join

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Alex holds a small pen like object up to the eyes of Goat and Lynn's fused body, and inquires, "how do you feel?"

Like shit I'm ok

"Lime shok", the two mix their words trying to speak at once.

"Well, at least your eyes are following the pen", Gage chuckles.

Wait, so how should we do this?

Maybe just take turns?

That sounds fair enough.

Ok, rock paper scissors?

. . . No.

Oh... right.

I'll just go second.

Alright, Danke.

"I kinda feel like shit", the fusion says, "but I'm not so bad, this bed is comfortable".

Alex questions, "So, the one who's feeling bad. Which one are you, and why?"

"Uh, Goat. Yeah, this is just a weirder experiment I've been put into. My body just feels different, a little bit of a headache".

"Alright. Lynn, what's your opinion again?"

"Oh, I'm just ok. Yeah the headache is there for me too, but other than that I feel fine! This is even kind of fun".

"Do you two have a Nickname planned or?"

Oh, a Nickname? I usually just go by my first name.

Hmmm how about Gynn?

Jin?

Yeah, but we're gonna spell it like Lynn but with a G.

I like it, alright.

"We thought about it", Gynn says, "we'rll... we are going to go by Gynn. Turns out it's hard to stpealk... speak talk, when you are two people. Heollt yeit!.. FUCK".

Alex places a hand between their horns and scratches, "Don't worry Gynn, it's hard to get used to. I mean when Gage and I were one, it was hard for me to get used to-"

Gage interrupts, "AHEM! They don't need to know that one".

Alex laughs, "C'mon, I didn't tell them the best part!"

Gage sighs, "No. Anyway, Gynn, can you get up and walk around?"

Isn't walking a bit of a conscious activity?

I mean, we both have similar walking patterns, how hard will it be?

Gynn puts down his left arm and rolls on top of it immediately pressing his right hand into his arm. They take a deep breath, and scoot to the edge of the bed, sitting up then hopping to their feet. They walk for a moment just moving forward, before kicking their own legs and falling over. The two listen to Gage and Alex laughing.

What was that for?!

I wanted to walk around the bed!

Hmph! Well, how about you walk for us, being this tall is making me kinda dizzy...

You do realize I'm not used to being this small, right?

Alex and Gage discuss to eachother some notes. Gage showing Alex the screen of a computer. Gynn absent-mindedly watches as they argue internally while in the floor.

Hey.

Hm?

Any clue what they're talking about?

Nope. Why?

I dunno, Gage usually doesn't lose focus of his tests, not the robotics one, not the horror monster one.

Well, fair enough. How are we going to get to them?

How bout you walk and ask them? Not gonna get much done through fighting about it.

Alright.

Gynn hops to his feet and quickly makes his way to Gage and Alex.

"Hey, what's going on over here?" Gynn questions.

Gage answers, "oh, we've been monitoring your conversations".

Alex giggles, "it's cute seeing you two fight, you're like my sisters".

WHAT!?

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With a smile, the wedding officiant says, "Gage and Alex, having proclaimed your love and commitment to one another in the eyes of these loved ones, and with the power vested in me by the Church of Latter Day Saints, I am happy to pronounce you and wife! You may kiss".

Gage and Alex move their right hands in coveted in silver bands to each others left cheek. They draw themselves closer, to a small crowd of happy family members and friends, and kiss one another. Their families cheer for them, with a small but joyas applause. Gage and Alex with eachother in hand step down from the podium.

"It's dinner time now, right?" Gage asks Alex.

"Hell yeah, food!" Alex cheers quietly to Gage.

The wedded couple properly meets each other's families, even though the couple expect to find similarities in their families, they're still happy to properly meet them. The furry people having a little difficulty being treated as the odd ones out in their own universe. Lynn being pet on the head by practically everyone who walks by him. Goat and FemGoat's ears being slightly tugged on. Anyone with a tail longer than a foot was stepped on several times as people were new to properly compensating them as they walked. With all these inconveniences, they still had a rather good time.

Alex and Gage get eachother food. Alex passes Gage a chicken salad with some Italian dressing, and Gage passes Alex a steak with double baked stuffed potatoes. They enjoy their time together along with their dinner. Goat and Rags sit along with them, chatting. Goat joking about Rags wearing real pants, Rags mocking how loose Goat's clothes are. They have a good time.

After time passes, Gage sits passenger watching his wife drive. Alex looks over and sees his smile from time to time.

Gage asks, "So, where are we going?"

Alex answers with a giggle, "home of course!"

Gage laughs, "are we going a long way, or?"

"Oh alright, I wanted to go to somewhere a bit special before getting home".

"Oh a surprise?"

"Yes! Uh... would you also be alright with some sword fighting?"

"Which kind?"

Alex takes a moment, "ooohh. Gage, C'mon you weirdo".

"I mean, I'm fine with either one so long as it's with you".

"Mmm maybe we can do that other one behind locked doors, I want you to get use of that old sword you haven't used in years".

"Years? I thought that was last week".

Alex chuckles, "please stop, you know what I mean".

Gage sighs, "yeah, I know, I'm just a bit nervous".

"It's going to be alright".

"Thanks dear".

After a few hours drive, and some improve road karaoke, Alex parks her car next to a lake in the mountains. A clear night's sky reflecting the stars. Alex opens her car's trunk, taking out her katana and Gage's falchion. Gage steps out of the car. Taking in the view. Alex passes him his sword.

"Oh damn, this old thing?" Gage questions, looking over the sword.

Alex giggles, walking towards the water, "yeah, I didn't run you into the ground with it, but I did take it".

Gage walks towards the water following Alex, "So how strong are we playing? Human?"

Alex walks on top of the water, thinking, "Maybe. Maybe just follow my lead".

Gage follows to the water, "your dress looks beautiful, my dear. How long will we be out here?"

"Maybe just an hour of practice, and after, show me how to use hammers the way you do?"

"Of course, and I love the dramatic setting, a starry field under my feet and above, I get to even see you twice in this lake".

"Aww, thank you, I love the sight as well, makes me think of you".

The two draw their swords in guard. Dashing across the lake, the swords clash, and the water splashes around. The two smile at each other, and truly begin their practice.

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"It's nice to properly see ya again!" Gage cheers.

"It's good seeing you too, congrats by the way", Gage's friend says. He's wearing an emo aesthetic, with a vibrant but dark blue hair dye, with lovely black nails.

"Hey, I know this is awkward but... what's your new name?"

"... Oh shit! Yeah I haven't told you, I'm going by Jack now".

"Congrats Jack", Gage smiles, "are ya sure you don't want me to fully shift your body?"

"Nah, you Eldritch Horrors can keep your shape-shifting", Jack laughs, "besides, what if you mess it up?"

"Fair, want me to get you lunch?"

"Bro, it's your wedding, I'll get you lunch, this time".

"Alright, free food is free, just remember to be here tomorrow, you're a day early".

Jack takes out his invitation, reading it closer, "ah... ah shit yeah".

The two laugh, leaving to get food.

Meanwhile, Alex sits in a bar taking a drink. The room is rather noisy, people dancing, people chatting and laughing. Some new voice trying to get her attention.

"Hey giirrrrl", the voice is feminine, "why do you look so moody?"

Alex looks over to the lady now sitting next to her. A gothic style with near knee high boots, a short dress and skirt with a long sleeve black and white shirt underneath, with matching leggings. Alex is just going to hopefully assume she's at least wearing shorts under the skirt.

Alex smiles, "sorry, am I looking down? Guess I'm a bit stressed".

"My name's Jess", the lady says, "Want me to buy you a drink".

"I don't plan on drinking to much, I don't want a hang over for tomorrow".

"Tomorrow? What's up then?"

"I'm getting married. A bride to be. It's going to be beautiful", Alex genuinely smiles, "my husband's going to look great and our adventures will be officially together".

"That sounds great! But Gage, why are you in a gay bar?"

"Oh, well I figured there'd be..." Alex thinks, "wait who are you?"

"I guess it's been a while, girl. It's nice to see you again!" Jess cheers.

"Ok, funny prank, but I'm a god, maybe, so trying to spook me isn't going to work"-

Jess hands over her wedding invite to Alex. Alex tries putting two and two together while slightly inebriated.

"Oh. Oh fuck, this you?" Alex asks.

"Now you get it!" Jess exclaims.

"Oh my god, I'm so sorry", Alex starts crying, "I didn't mean to hurt you"-

"That's under the bridge now, years in the past", Jess hugs Alex, "now, why are you in a gay bar?"

"A bar is a bar, Jess. While most suck and drinking at home is best, Rags comes here sometimes, and sometimes he gets me a drink for being part of Goat's family".

"I have literally no clue who you're talking about", Jess looks around, "well, maybe except that 'Goat' name, shoulda guessed you'd be a furry".

Alex thinks, "you got me into the drawings in the first place?"

"I know", Jess squeals, "this is amazing, everyone is so cute, especially the bartender!"

Alex wipes her tears properly, "wanna catch up? I'll have another drink if it's with you".

"Now you're talking! I'll buy our drinks".

"I wasn't joking about being a god, Jess".

"Your point?"

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"Hello~ My dear~", Gage says, smiling as he walks into the room.

Alex replies, quietly, "Hey".

Gage blinks, and walks closer, "I've got my suit picked out".

"That's... Amazing, we're going to look fantastic".

"OK, You're upset and thinking about something, what's up?"

Alex sighs, "I have invitations to give to people from my original universe, but I haven't been there in years. I know you at least visit that guy from your own every once in a while, but... I haven't".

"I can do it for you, if you want".

"Thanks... I'd like that. While you're there, could you grab a memento?"

"Sure thing! What is it?"

. . .

Gage stands in front of a house wearing a normal black T-shirt and black pajama pants. He gives 3 firm authoritative knocks to the door. He waits for someone to open as he hums to himself. A lady opens the door ajar, and tells Gage how she isn't expecting visitors and to leave her property. Getting bored, he pushes open the door and passes by with ease.

"Who the hell do you think you are!? I'm calling the police!" The woman screams in a chorus of barking chihuahua dogs.

"Hey you didn't get rid of anything of Gage Anderson's stuff right?" Gage says, as he starts petting the chihuahuas.

"How do you know my daughter's name! Who are you?!"

"Step Daughter, the second youngest of four siblings, and abandoned you when you were about a family of four. Now do you still have her stuff or?"

Gage looks up from calming down the dogs, a decent sized flower pot descending towards his head. The pot stops moving through the air, catching the lady off guard.

"That's awfully rude don't you think? You opened your door for me and everything", Gage jests, standing up once more.

"Like hell I did! Now-" She shouts and screams, but Gage interrupts her.

"Shut up, I don't fucking care. I can stop more than a pot in the air if you don't stop shouting at me, and trust me, police won't stop me either, got it?" Gage's voice snapped to a grim and angry tone, unnaturally doubling reverberating off the walls.

The woman lets go of the pot and backs away from him, "I didn't touch her room since she left, everything is still there".

With the same deathly tone kept natural, Gage remarks, "She wanted you to have this invitation, follow it's instructions and you'll be able to come over from time to time. If it were up to me, you'd never see her again".

Flicking an envelope into the floating pot, Gage walks through the house, remembering his own home when he was younger. He thinks about his own dad, the issues and fights he had with him, Alex's mother was the same in his eyes. He thinks he probably should've explained himself better. Too late now.

Gage opens the door to Alex's room. It's the same mess from when he was younger, with some variability. It feels like time has stopped just for this room. Gage searches around, looking in a drawer. He finds a pink bunny plush, after some time looking. He takes a sniff. A pink bunny plush, that somehow never stops smelling of sweet strawberries. Gage sighs. He thinks of the few friends he did have in his original universe. Gage vanishes before he can think further, the floating pot crashing into the floor.

Alex spots Gage, holding her bunny, she cheers, "thank you so much!"

Gage passes off the bunny, commenting "it's not a problem".

"You didn't terrorize my mom too much did you?"

Gage thinks, "does she know about the whole... infinite power, godly thing".

Alex ponders to herself, sniffing the bunny toy, "... Shit... What did you do?"

"She doesn't know!?"

"I mean, I didn't really have time to tell her when I was running away from home! You know how that fight went".

"I froze a pot in time to follow the motions of earth, and maybe threatened her a little".

"You're supposed to act normal! Why did you threaten her?"

"She tried hitting me with a pot! ... Well..."

"Well?"

"I did kinda force my way into the house".

"HOW IS THAT NORMAL?!"

"You're asking a guy who turns into a Cryptid for a Halloween costume what he finds normal!"

"... to be fair, I'd probably just break in too".

The two laugh, and take a moment to breath.

Alex asks after calming down, "you at least gave Mother the invite, right?"

"Yeah I left it in the-" Gage answers, realizing he stopped suspending the pot when he left, "she should have access to the invite".

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To celebrate the first of Halloween, I have to share with you my recent discovery: The Living Tombstone’s remix of Spooky Scary Skeletons and Freaks by Timmy Trumpet & Savage have the same BPM.

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Legend has it she still flops around ireland👀

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I can be the ultimate chaos gremlin...

WE CAN BE THE ULTIMATE CHAOS GREMLIN

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

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Goat stands looking on as Gage and Alex stand behind him. He looks over a vast light grey ground and white sky.

"So, how much walking is this?" Goat questions.

Gage answers, "a few miles".

Alex responds, "actually for me I walked til I was sleep deprived, I guess my universe was much further out".

"That's why you looked depressed?"

"No I was, just very tired too".

"Oh".

"Guys I'm still here", Goat says, waving his arm.

Gage and Alex look over at Goat. They shrug and walk over to Goat. They all start traveling the vast land. After walking over an hour, the group find scarred grounds, torn with deep gashes and cuts, a crater not to far with a sword still piercing the ground and one not too fair away from the crater. Gage and Alex sit on the edge, as Goat inspects the crater.

"Our first date", Alex sighs, "I wish we were more into each those old times".

Gage rests his head on her shoulder and speaks in a baby tone, "I was into you before the moment you severed my arm".

"You stupid goofy fucking-"

"You?"

"Later. I was talking about myself with that being into each other thing".

"I'm just kinda glad you also consider this our first date".

"Thinks we should stop Goat from tugging on my old sword?"

"I thought you stole mine and stabbed me with it".

"That's clearly a Japanese sword, you were using a European sword inspired by Germanic Crusaders".

"... hammar".

"When did you even make that thing?"

"... I was looking at King Dedede and started working on mine a few weeks after".

"That sexy bastard, I should've known!"

"You should teach me how to use a sword later".

"Sure, so long as you tell me how you lift that hammer so easily".

"HEY, DUMBASSES", Goat shouts up the crater, "Help me out!"

Alex shrugs and pushes Gage down, sending him rolling down the crater, "This should help!" Alex replies.

Gage slides at the very bottom to Goat. Gage pushes himself up and dusts himself off. Goat tugs on the sword. He pulls on the handle trying to unsheath the sword from the ground half heartedly, sitting next to the blade.

"Gage, how did you even get out from under this?" Goat questions, seeing that barely any of the blade is sticking out of the ground.

"Sitting up in the most painful way possible", Gage says, grabbing the hilt.

The blade ejects from the ground as Gage stands upright, spinning the sword with his wrist twisting unnaturally. He examines and cleans the sword from the guard to the point of the blade before handing it to Goat. Gage's hand spins back to normal.

"Say, once you're done checking out that old sword, I wanna use it", Gage says.

"Alright, what are ya gonna use it for?" Goat asks, handing it over.

"Don't worry about it", Gage chuckles.

Once the sword is in his hands he slides one hand across the edge. His hand bleeding as it gets sliced open. Goat turns away as he sees this holding a hand over his eyes. Gage apologizes, as his blood returns to his hand. Without a second passing, Alex is sent flying away from the edge, hidden from sight as the sword has vanished. Goat removes his hand from his eyes.

"Gage?" Goat asks.

"Yes" Gage responds.

"Where's the sword?"

"I gave it back".

"What do you mean 'gave if back'?"

"Don't worry about it", Gage chuckles.

He starts walking to the edge of the crater, walking up the bowl. Goat follows the best he can, gripping onto the bits of broken stone like ground. Gage gets up before Goat and helps pick him up. Goat sees Alex sitting cross legged holding her right hand over her mouth with her sword in her lap. Goat seeing this shrugs as he continues to move. Gage reaches out to Alex to pick her up.

"Gage, at least don't do that in front of Goat". Alex sighs, her face flushed red. She grabs his hand and stands up, sheathing her old blade.

"Oh, right, that is quite embarrassing", Gage says in a flat tone, himself blushing for what occurred.

"At least you just hit me with the handle, I would've lost my mind if you stabbed me".

"Neither of us like blood, sweetheart, I knew you could take the impact of the handle, at least".

"Maybe when Goat's gone we can have a bit of fun", Alex stretches her arms out, and hugs Gage, "but we're playing by my rules, alright?"

Gage returns the hug, "of course, I got to choose our last game".

"You guys are really easy to sneak up on", Goat whispers behind Gage.

"Oh hey!" Gage says, tightening his Gripe and turning his head, "when did you get there?"

"Just a few minutes ago. I gotta get home, I'm making dinner today, remember?"

"Oh right", Gage says, as Alex giggles. Gage lets go of Alex.

Alex smiles, "alright, let's get you home at least".

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Gage stirs awake in the a dark room. His arms and wrists bound along with his legs and ankles in a sitting position. His mouth gagged with a cloth. He visualizes himself shrugging but doesn't want to break whatever he's tied to at the moment. His mouth splits open wider and his teeth grow sharp, biting down and splitting the gag before he swallows it.

Gage's face returns to normal, and he takes a deep breath. He thinks to himself as the room seems to shift and bump slightly.

Ah, he thinks to himself, I must be in a van, or some sort of vehicle. Is this a prank by Alex again or a genuine kidnapping?

The vehicle hits a sharp turn, and near immediately after a rough bump in the road.

"HEY", Gage exclaims, irritated with the shifting, "KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE ROAD JACKASS, I'M THINKING BACK HERE".

Listening in, Gage hears a few people talking. Maybe three distinct voices, two more masculine by nature, and one hard to tell. After some shuffling, a beam from a flashlight illuminates the room. It seems to be the interior of a type of van. A man walks in holding the flashlight pointing it at Gage's face.

"How are you awake?" The stranger questions.

"Like hell I'm telling you weather boy", Gage replies, turning his head away from the light.

"We used a tranquilizer to put an elephant out for a day, how are you awake?" The stranger asks again, demanding an answer.

"Get that light out of my face! Jesus Christ, you're an ass-"

With a heavy smack, Gage is interrupted. He starts laughing. The stranger, confused, starts to beat Gage down with the flashlight until he's quiet and bloody. The stranger walks back to the door, interrupted by a loud popping noise. The stranger turns around to see Gage popping his neck just by twisting around. In the stranger's bewilderment Gage starts chuckling.

"Alright, where are we going? That was at least entertaining", Gage says, smiling as his own blood falls from his face.

The stranger doesn't entertain Gage further, leaving the storage area of the van. Gage sighs, bored of his predicament. Gage regenerates near instantly, warps his body and escapes his bonds without breaking them, he walks without a noise and sits by the van doors. He summons some cards and plays what he thinks is solitaire, not having the best time seeing in the dark. A flashlight brightens up the back again, and Gage sees he hasn't been playing the game properly at all.

"Hey-", the same stranger tries shouting at Gage, his jaw snapping shut with his teeth fusing together.

"Sorry, don't wanna hear it, have to fix this mess of cards", Gage says calmly, picking up the cards and reshuffling.

"Help‐", the man hums through his teeth, before he slumps against a wall, sliding himself down to the floor, nearly asleep.

"Shoosh, I'm playing a game", Gage scolds, as his raises a hand to catch the flashlight flying towards him, "thanks for this at least. Honestly, some of the least accommodating kidnappers I've ever had to deal with".

Gage lays out the cards to finally properly play Solitaire. He spends an hour or so playing just fine until a sharp turn ruins his set. Cleaning up the cards and attempting to reshuffle, there's a suddenly stop, spilling all the cards once more. Gage stands up and walks through the doorway the stranger came from. A fairly burley man sits in the driver's seat, and a covered up individual in the passenger seat, both seem to be wearing some sort of headset. On the wall away from the door behind passenger is a third seat that faces the wall opposite from it.

Gage crouches down to try seeing out of the front windshield. He notices they only stopped because of a red light. He shuffles back into the back of the van and picks up his cards. To himself he does a magic trick to make them all disappear, laughing to himself as if he didn't just purposely erase the cards while mimicking street magic. Gage sits and waits for the van to start driving again. It kicks forward, and Gage tilts forward smacking into the metal doors.

He picks himself up, stands and leans on the door, and holds his nose with his forefinger and thumb. He shakes his head and stands upright. Gage lifts his legs and slams it into the doors, breaking them off their hinges, the scrap metal. Trying to stand again, Gage realizes he accidentally broke his leg. with that stunt, and falls out of the back of the van.

Gage regenerates his leg and stands up as the van drives wildly from the destruction of their back door. Gage watches for a bit. He gets bored and sends the van into a tree, with a branch to stab into the driver's seat.

"That's what ya get for being a shit driver", Gage says calling Alex, "... Hey, was that kidnapping you?"

"Nope, I didn't even put you on any forums in this world, why?" Alex says on the other end.

"Well damn, that would've been funny".

"Are they dead?"

"The driver if I'm lucky. One guy is heavily impaired from his teeth being fused together for some reason and a last person could have died in the crash, not too sure though".

"Well, there's at least a few less terrible people to exist. I'll see ya when you get home!"

"G'bye my dear", Gage hangs up smacks his lips, "where am I?"

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"Dear, can you at least have a sip with me?" Alex pleas with Gage, holding an alcoholic beverage in a ball shaped container to him.

Gage sighs, "sure".

"I just- wait what?"

"I'll take a sip", Gage extends his hand, "but if I hate it I'm spitting it into your mouth".

Alex hands over the drink, "I mean, I wouldn't mind that".

"Weirdo", Gage takes a sip, and reactively swallows making a disgusted look on his face, "yup... still as awful as I remember".

"Awww, not gonna share?"

"Alex, I wasn't serious about that. Now my stomach feels unpleasantly warm".

"Well, could you be serious about it? We can kiss for it!"

"Are you already drunk?"

"Not yet. Besides, it's fun seeing what you'll do for me".

Gage sighs once more looking at the container, "alright".

"Yes!" Alex cheers.

Gage stares at the drink and thinks about it. With a sigh, he lifts the orb to his mouth an takes in a sip. He moves to Alex, trying to keep himself from spitting out the burning liquid in his mouth. Alex places a hand on his shoulder smiling. As their faces near contact, a door opens bringing light into a void, Gage startled spit takes.

"HEY, Gage, Goat and I are..." Lynn looks up and down seeing only furniture floating in a blank space, "is this a bad time?"

Alex wipes off her face, and Gage responds, "a little bit".

Lynn reaches his leg into the room dipping it down past the supposed floor where Gage and Alex are standing, panicking he pulls himself back up and rebalances, "yeah, pretty bad timing".

"Have a good time", Alex groans, "and stay safe".

As the door closes, Gage sighs, "we can try again if you-"

Alex giggles giving Gage a hug, "thank you so much honey!" She says, rubbing off the alcoholic beverage onto Gage.

Gage lifts the container again.