#yes I gave them a headcanon name I just think it sounds nice

[wi11owbird]

made a little comic <3 season of passage appreciation post, the evers

[lohotine]

*falls through your celling again*

I know you already did jealous shadow milk BUT I OFFER YOU THIS

Yandere shadow milk pls

Could be just hcs or sthm idc I JUST LOVE TUMBLRS DIFFERENT TAKES ON IT HCJDHDJFHF

AN: Yanderes <3 and I think this is before he got sealed, but after the corruption. (ALSO MY CEILING! FIRST MY DOOR, NOW THIS-)

Also, I'm def gonna make another one of these yan fics, just wait guys ♡

Yan! Shadow Milk Cookie x Reader

Oneshot (headcanons below)

Warnings: possessiveness, Manipulation, guilt tripping, toxic relationship, mentions of murder

-Only Me-

If only you could rewind time.

Back to the time where your lover wasn't crazy. Where he didn't have this unquenchable bloodlust, and where he didn't obsess over you.

The attention was nice at first, but it's long since become suffocating.

When will he finally let you breathe again?

Probably never. You'll die before he does, so this is probably going to go on until the day of your death.

What'll happen when you die? How will he handle it?

He can barely handle you leaving him for over an hour. There's no way he can handle you leaving forever, and to a place that, for once in his life, is unreachable to him.

He may still be alive after that, but maybe he'll finally stop 'living'.

He'll just exist.

"Dove, I'm back!" Called out an enthusiastic voice.

It would seem that Shadow Milk Cookie has finally returned.

You used to rejoice to the sound of his voice.

Where has all of the joy gone?

"Welcome back," you responded.

He wrapped an arm around your waist and placed a palm on your cheek, gazing with admiration towards your features.

"Oh dove, you truely are the only good in this rotten world~" He left a kiss on your forehead before returning to admiring you silently.

It would have felt nice.

This should have felt nice.

But it didn't.

"Um, I've been thinking about something, actually.." You'd bring up nervously.

"Yes?"

"Do you think I can maybe... leave this tower? Only for a little while?"

...

A silence filled the room before Shadow Milk Cookie started to snicker.

"Oh doll, you can't be serious! Why would you ever want to leave this place?" He gave you a condescending smile, hoping to feign even the slightest bit of ignorance or innocence.

"I've just been here for a long time. That's all.." You'd say.

"Don't be silly~ If you leave, then the outside world will destroy your perfect, delicate self. And you know I can't have my dolls breaking." He just kept staring at you with that sweet, sweet smile.

"But-"

"Oh, I get it. You're just leaving because you've gotten bored of me. Is that it?" His smile faded and was replaced with an uncaring glare.

"That's not what I meant.."

"You're so selfish, you know? I give you a nice place away from all of the chaos to keep you safe, I'm constantly giving you my attention, and now you want to leave me." He let go of you and looked away, a scowl present on his face.

"I never said I wanted to leave you!"

"If you loved me, you'd stay here with me, and not put up a fight about wanting to leave."

So that's how it is...

Such a shame that he could get you to obey him so easily.

Leading you on with your own love.

"Sorry, I won't ask about it again..." you looked towards the ground, a guilt seeping into your heart, even though none of this was really your fault.

"Say you love me, and only me."

...

"I love only you."

He placed a finger under your chin and made you look up to him.

The smile he always held was back, as if it never disappeared in the first place.

"Yep! Only me!"

《☆》 Fin

Headcanons

Obsessed.

That's really the only word to describe him

Burns down towns and kills people 'in your name'.

You've hinted that you don't appreciate the actions

He never gets the hint, and if he does, he ignores them

Uses your love for him against you

Guilt trips you into agreeing with him a lot of the time

Has come home covered in blood numerous times

Acts like it's insignificant

Loves seeing you cry

He thinks it's cute, but he'll still 'comfort' you in way

Will wipe his bloodied hands on your face and whisk your tears away

Holds you close to him, even when he's the problem

Never gives you space

Sometimes you wish for the old him

You told him about it and he just laughed

Talks to everyone about you, but if they say your name, he kills them instantly

Thinks your name doesn't deserve to be spoken by people like them

If you ever died he'd probably lose it

You're his lifeline

It's... really not healthy.

[sodepope]

Epic cotl lamb and goat headcanon dump!

The Lamb

- potential headcanon name: “Prince”. There parents had VERY strong hopes for them so of course they had to name them after a royal title

- Age: 35 (way older then they look)

- there pansexual and a agender amab who uses they/it pronouns

- as a young child they really struggled with male gender norms and fitting into them, so as soon as they where old enough to think for themselves they said “fuck that I wanna be a prettiest lamb of all time” and that’s why they look the way they are now!

- there pupils used be a normal white but once the crown was given to it they turned red, and now there permanently that way even when lamb takes the crown off

- is usually nice but they can be incredibly sassy and petty when they want too

- it’s horns also used to be a normal shape but again once the crown got put on they became more devilish looking

-likes to say the most diabolical shit in a cutesy little voice just to disturb there enemies, they get a genuine kick out of it.

- uses quite a bit of hair products, I mean how else would they be able to pull off those marvelous curls?

The Goat

Potential headcanon name: “Lyric”. A person on discord gave me the idea and I like how it sounds

- Age: 35

- there a nonbinary omnisexual (pref for agender and nonbinary) afab who uses they/them pronouns

- like lamb they also struggled with female gender norms and fitting in when they where a kid but they eventually overcame all that just like lamb and became the person they are today

- like irl goats, Goat will “faint” whenever they get extremely excited or shocked, and goat getting that excited or shocked is once in a blue moon.

- the goats hair gets in the way of there vision a bit but they REFUSE to cut it

- hates everybody else’s children but wouldn’t mind having one of there own (foreshadowing)

- is just constantly being a mischievous asshole to everyone around them. nobody is safe, not even lamb (as shown from the resent animated short)

- goth

- like an inch taller then lamb

LambGoat/general headcanons

- The Lamb and Goat where childhood friends (thank you @littl3d0ll-art for sharing this headcanon and your art) and the goat is basically from a realm where all the goats go extinct instead of the lambs and the Lamb from there realm just disappeared, (yes I know the Goat is supposed to be a “dark reflection of the Lamb” but I personally interpret that as like there not quite the same person but they went through a lot of the same things In there realm)

- both the Lamb and Goat try so hard to not let ANYONE see them in a sad, vulnerable state (for faith in followers specifically). But when there alone together they don’t feel the need to hide it anymore

- the goat is the one you’d EXPECT to be the freaky one but in reality the oh so benevolent lamb is the actual freaky one.

- and to refute your expectations further: goat is little spoon, lamb is big spoon

- when there relationship was just them crushing on each other, lamb would try to impress goat by showing off there combat skills, even though goat was the better fighter hands down. and they would even try to do that thing where horned male animals show off there horns to attract females, except the effect was greatly diminished because lamb’s horns are so fucking tiny compared to goat’s. So goat would just find these attempts “cute” rather than impressive.

However lamb did have there moments that genuinely impressed goat. And these instances were always completely unintentional on lambs end.

- lamb likes to style goats hair, bury there face into it or just simply play with it, at first goat was annoyed at this but grew to get used to and even like it.

- they switch the tasks of crusades and taking care of the cult between each other like a married couple would switch different chores between each other.

- they where both EXTREMELY touch starved so there favorite way of showing affection is through physical touch. But they do share heartfelt words between each other just as much.

- when there relationship was as surface level as it could possibly be goat pulled a LOT more asshole stunts towards lamb, but as there relationship grew the meanness slowly became less frequent and less extreme.

And to end this whole thing off here’s a screenshot edit of them together

[giggly-squiggily]

WOAAAA HC TO DRABBLE? LES FRICKIN GOOOO

ok ok so like it’s been a hot minute since I’ve screeched to u bout kokudou so why not now🕺🕺

Hmo

Koku despite being a frickin brick he gets mAd flustered when someone tks him and coos at how cute he is not exactly teases but just how cute his laugh is and how nice it is for him to be smiling

And who better than douma to do that???? Everytime douma tks him he always loves to point out how cute he is and how much he loves him and all the lovely stuff

Plz only do this is u can/want to love u squiggs hope u haves a good day😎😎😎

(Headcanons to Dabbles: OFFICIALLY CLOSED)

GHOST! :D Yes!!! The screeching of Kokudou is always a welcomed sound! This headcanon is freaking amazing and I adore it very much! Thank you so much, friend- I can't wait to write it for you! :D (Thank you :3 *sends all the hugs* I'm having a good day all around; a bit too warm given we're officially entering high summer heat, but all around we're kicking ass taking names! I hope you're doing alright! :D)

Kokushibou was not one for weakness. He rarely ever got flustered, and in the face of mockery or humiliation, he was unshakable. Some say even Lord Muzan himself is a bit unnerved with how stoic the Upper Moon is.

Only one demon knew the truth.

“Aww, aren’t you just adorable when you're trying not to laugh! That expression of yours is so serious- seriously cute!” Douma cooed up at him, sitting in his lap as his fingers rapidly dug into the older demon’s sides and ribs. “Come on- let me see that precious smile of yours Koku~”

Stubborn as they get, Kokushibou flattened his twitching mouth as squeezed all six eyes shut, cheeks straining rapidly as he looked in any direction but Douma’s. Anyone else saying these things would likely be ignored if not shut down verbally, but the blonde had quite the opposite effect on him.

“Douma-eh! E-Enough.” He growled, trying to put on his moon voice with little success. Douma merely dug into the sensitive parts of his ribs, further worsening his state. “Stahhahap it!”

“Ooo, I think I heard something~ Was that a laugh? A giggle? A cute sound only my beloved moon could have made?”

 That did it. Soon Kokushibou was laughing, shaking beneath every twitch and scribble of Douma’s fingers against his torso. “Dohohohohon’t yoohohohu keehheheheep thahahhat uhuhuhp! Ahehahahaha, rehehahhahase mehehehehe!”

“No way! Not when I just got you to start laughing, you handsome man.” Douma winked, leaning in and kissing Kokushibou’s smiling mouth as he dug into the soft spots along his hips, earning a proper bout of mirth. “I can never get enough of it- that beautiful face of yours. Especially now, seeing you smiling and laughing. We should get an artist- have them print this expression on paper so I can stare at it all day everyday.”

“H-Hohohohow’d wehhhehehe gehehehhet the rehehehehfrehehehehnce riihihight? Suhuhuhurely yoohohohu doohohon’t meahaahan to dohohooho thihihis in coohohompany?”

“Oh no- I want you like this all to myself.” Douma snickered, pressing forward and leaving Kokushibou on his back, dragging his nails across his stomach at a slow ticklish pace. “I’d have to describe it to them- how your nose crinkles when you snort- or how all your eyes shine so lovingly when I tickle you. How your smile is warm and sweet and inviting- my; I don’t think they’d be able to capture it.” Douma tsked, a new determination in his face. “That’s it- I’m learning to paint.”

“Gehahahahhaha! I’hiihihhm suhuhuhure it wohohohuld tuhuuhuhrn out fihihihine! Gehahhaa- ohohohkay ohohokay enohhohugh!” Kokushibou gave up on holding back, wrapping the blonde up in his arms before twisting, leaving Douma trapped beneath him. “Thehehere. Nohohohow cuuhuhut it ohoohohut. Fohohohor real.”

“Aww, poo.” Douma pouted, his expression fading when Kokushibou kissed him. “Hm, okay. Can we stay like this, though? I like looking at you from down here.”

“Oh, you’ll be staying here. Don’t worry about that.” It was all Kokushibou said before attacking Douma’s sides, retaliating as the blonde squealed and flailed beneath him.

[ask-good-cop-bad-cop]

Care to share some of your GCBC headcanons?

🔸️ I'm going to be pulling a lot of these from previously answered asks. It'll be nice having them in one spot.

✮ Their full name is Garrett William Copp. They developed as a "they", but Ma and Pa didn't realize it until they were a few months old and began to show two distinct personalities. So Good ended up getting called Garrett, and Bad ended up getting called William. He vastly prefers his name to be shortened to Liam. Don't ever call him Will. Especially don't try calling him Bill.

✮ Their birthday is October 31, 1969. (Yes, I am aware that would make them 55 now. It's still 2014 for them.)

✮ Bad has always enjoyed physical activity and played many sports when they were kids. His favorites were baseball and track & field. He also took up boxing in college. Good had more of an interest in theatre- Bad gave up sports their senior year of high school so Good would have the time to do something he enjoyed for once.

✮ They had difficulty controlling their switching when they were younger- Good especially. He's always been the stronger of the two of them that way and can easily take control from Bad, no matter how hard Bad tries to resist. Unfortunately this, paired with Bad's need to be active, often led to injuries.

✮ Existing as they do also led to a lot of bullying and fights throughout school. Bad was always quick to switch in to defend Good- but he never threw the first punch.

✮ Bad prefers savory flavors, while Good prefers sweet. This played a large part in why they chose their particular culinary skills.

✮ Good has always been better at things like math and chemistry, which helps a lot with his interest in baking. Bad, with his long-standing love of reading, is remarkably good at things like spelling and grammar- to the point he turns off spellcheck and autocorrect on every device they use because it just drives him crazy.

✮ They both have specific emotions that they feel very strongly, and specific emotions they have a very difficult time feeling at all, and often need the other to either bring them back down or help them process it. Good's strong emotion is joy, and the emotion he is incapable of feeling on his own is anger. The most he can feel without Bad's help is annoyance. Bad is pretty much the opposite. He often needs Good to help keep his quick temper in check, and without Good's help, the happiest he is capable of feeling is 'content'. They both feel sadness/despair the same; Good is just much more comfortable with and capable of crying. Bad has to reach some pretty extreme limits before the tears will finally come.

✮ They dream together! Not always, but about 90% of the time. Sometimes they still share a body, sometimes they're separate. They especially like the dreams where they're separate and have been practicing lucid dreaming because, even if it's only a dream, they enjoy having the chance to do things together like normal brothers. They know they wouldn't be able to function if they really were separated though.

✮ Bad's tastes in music are pretty much limited to classic rock, traditional Irish, and ambient/atmospheric (think movie/video game music). Good, on the other hand, will listen to just about anything- especially if it's loud, upbeat, or both. His favorite genre is symphonic metal, and Bad often tells him he sounds like Fabio (former lead singer of Rhapsody of Fire) when he sings, just with a different accent.

✮ They very likely have the creative spark needed to be a Master Builder. No one's ever bothered to try training them to find out though.

✮ They're both mainly coffee drinkers. Bad prefers his black (maybe every once in a blue moon with just a touch of sugar), while Good prefers lattes, usually mocha but sometimes with other flavor shots, depending on what he's in the mood for. They're the same way when it comes to tea, as rarely as they drink it. Bad prefers hot herbal teas (specifically mint or chamomile) to unwind in the evenings, also very rarely sweetened. Good likes tea lattes (London Fog is his favorite so far) or milk teas for a sweet caffeine boost that's different from his usual fare. The only iced tea either of them will drink is their mom's sun tea, which she sweetens with honey and adds fresh crushed mint leaves to.

✮ Aside from seasonal allergies, they're allergic to mosquito bites. It's not life-threatening but any bites they get do swell up to be at least the size of a golf ball.

✮ They are what some would call "sensitive" or "intuitive". They have been able to see ghosts since they were young. Bad Cop in particular tends to get surprisingly accurate gut feelings about situations (not 100% of the time, but definitely more often than not).

[charlottesbookclub]

which plants each of the greens would get from the plant shop where i work 🪴🌱🌿🍃

y'all i am so sorry for my sporadic activity on this blog and also for the chaotic jumble of fandoms i keep posting about with no warning 😭

so i was kinda into hotd last season, and with the new trailers coming out i was thinking about it again and this idea came to me like a revelation from on high so i decided to curse you all with these headcanons as well

for context, i work at a houseplant shop and was watering my own plants today when i was seized by the vision of which plant(s) each of the greens would get from the shop

i guess this is kind of modern au but not really?? like i guess i sort of envisioned it as the characters walking out of the world/canon of the show and into the plant store and so that's the characterization i went with idk

anyway sorry this is so chaotic – here are the headcanons:

alicent – def something pretty basic but classic like a pothos or a philodendron. a marble queen pothos would be especially appropriate, so honestly that's what i would probably recommend if she asked. is able to keep it alive just fine but i'm just not sure i would recommend anything too much more demanding – i just feel like losing a plant would be too demoralizing for her. also i feel like she would be one of those people who would come in and be like "i need a plant that filters air bc i need clean air in my living space" and i'd have to put on my best customer service voice/smile and be like "well actually ma'am that's all of them – that's kind of like one of their main things" lmaoooo

criston – i truly do not believe that this man could keep a plant alive; i'm just not convinced of it. i think he'd get a funky spiky little succulent or cactus and it would be dead within a week and he'd come back in and i'd recommend a snake plant (very hard to kill) and then he'd kill that too 💀 but also i think he'd be sooooooooo in denial about it and always come up with a bunch of other things that must've happened to it

aegon – also cannot keep a plant alive but is painfully self-aware about this fact. would def be one of those people who comes in, walks right up to the counter and instantly says "i need a plant i can't kill." so i'd point him to the snakes and zz's and he'd get either a nice black coral or golden hahnii snake plant. the funniest thing about this is that i'm convinced that aegon's snake plant would actually survive and criston would be sooooo pissed about it. like he wouldn't water it for weeks, and then when he finally remembered to, he accidentally (drunkenly) watered it with wine and it still lived and criston was fucking livid about it

aemond – would for sure have more success keeping plants alive than aegon or criston. i feel like he'd try to start with something cool but tricky, like a complicated carnivorous plant, and after excruciating months of going back and forth with it, it kinda just gives up because he tries to do everything precisely by the book rather than reading the signs of the actual living plant in front of him. he admits defeat only personally – he tells everyone else that he gave to plant to helaena. he comes back for something a little easier and goes for a nice dracaena marginata (yes, he did buy it mostly because the name sounds like "dragon" and also because it was spiky and cool). he's definitely able to keep that one alive and it lives in the corner of his chambers and he's secretly very proud of his success with it. also he does not even let criston or aegon so much as look at it lmao

helaena – my girl could buy anything in the whole store and keep it alive 😌😌 she for sure likes the "weirder" plants and has a whole bog garden situation of carnivorous plants aemond is insanely jealous of this but never admits it out loud. she's very drawn to strange-looking cacti and succulents, and also fun little novelty plants like goldfish plants, string of turtles/bananas/hearts/pearls, starfish snake plants, etc. also, whenever she comes in she always buys all of the scraggly discount plants because she feels bad for them and nurses them all back to health. she has not lost a single plant yet regardless of the state it was in when she got it, and she doesn't intend to start any time soon 😌

[your-local-hoemie]

ꕥ Genshin Impact ꕥ boyfriend headcanons, Inazuma edition~ part two.

Firstly, why is Itto so pretty in this gif???

Who gave this man the right?????

Secondly, thank you all for 100 followers!!! I honestly didn’t think anyone would really like my writing but knowing that you do makes it even more fun! And ya’ll are all so nice too like I don’t deserve this what T-T

Summary: literally the title.

Warnings: fluff, maybe a lil’ suggestive??, swearing, established relationship, Gn!reader, not proof-read.

Characters: Itto, Ayato, Gorou. (I’m classing scara (aka, wanderer) as a Sumeru citizen now since he’s a new, good boy! What i still wouldn’t give for him to crush me)

Itto~

God bless this man.

He’s so precious.

He openly adores everything you do.

Walked up a bunch of stairs without dying?

You can bet your sweet buns that this man is going to be awe struck.

He’s very strong and even though he acts like a himbo, he’s still got his head in a good place (kinda)

(He’s a complete fucking idiot)

But he is the definition of a golden retriever boyfriend!

Give him head pats and tell him he’s a good boy and he’s mush in your arms!

Boy will go all out on dates hsiduxid

Most of the time they don’t go as planned but you can’t even get mad when he still somehow manages to pull a successful “plan numero two-o” out of nowhere.

Kuki has become his go-to advisor for romance!

She doesn’t know much bless her but she knows more than him jdjdjdhdurj

Man doesn’t get jealous.

He’s too oblivious-

If someone starts flirting with you he’ll probably just join in.

“You think they’re great too?? What am I saying, of course you do! How could you not think that they’re the coolest, most awesomest partner ever!”

Bless his heart I love him T-T

He lets you polish his horns-

He lets you polish his horns.

It might not seem like much but he’s so proud of them that it’s a literal honour-

Loves it when you pet them too or put little jewellery around them!

Honestly I think he’s a really good kisser.

Don’t ask why but he just gives off that vibe.

He’s also been roping you into beetle fights.

Which he totally wins every time!

He doesn’t. You let him win occasionally.

He once found a super cool looking beetle and named it after you!!

He always makes sure to take extra good care of it just because of that.

Ayato~

Imma be honest, if I see this man pull boba out of his arm one more time and make that slurp I might lose it-

I’m not too familiar with his character but my best friend has a intense crush on him so i will get scolded if I make this is too inaccurate.

I know this sounds absurd but istg I will bet everything that this man has social anxiety.

I can smell my people.

He’s just really good at hiding it with his duties!

And you’re the only one who gets to see that side of him because he trusts you more than anyone T-T

Man is extremely busy so dates are rare but he still somehow manages to make time!

A privilege that’s only shared with Ayaka who absolutely adores you!!

She also absolutely wasn’t a little jealous of her brother hdbfhdj

He adores the little things you do!

Like, absolutely worships them!

If you decided to make him the ugliest drawing known to man kind he will frame it and look at it at least twice a day.

He taught you to play chess and much to thoma’s dismay, he taught you extremely well.

Poor boy hasn’t won in months.

Always offers you a taste of his magical sleeve boba!

How it stays fresh, no one knows.

He’s an absolute gentleman!

Hand kisses whenever he greets you, without fail!

Always insist on getting you little trinkets or jewellery!

He thinks you deserve it ok, just accept it-

Always talks about you to thoma and Ayaka!

He wants to make sure you know how much he loves you!!

He is a little possessive over you-

He means no harm by it but he can’t help his sly, mischievous side show a little bit.

“Come now, is that really any way to talk to my future spouse? Hm? Yes I did call you that, do you object, dearest~?”

Just cuts into the conversation with the offending person and grabs you by the waist with zero shame-

Do it back-

It’ll shut him up really quick~

Gorou~

Just like Ayato, I’m not super familiar with his personality hngggg.

Let’s get it out the way, shall we?

Tail.

Ears.

I NEED TO PET HIM!!!!!!

And lucky you!

You get to pet him!!

Yes he allows you to touch the ears.

Maybe be careful with the tail though cough cough

He whimpers

Beach dates aaaAAAA!

He’s constantly in work mode but he does his best to relax!

He loves making seashell necklaces with you and just taking walks together while talking!

Poor boy gets very flustered very easily.

He knows his tail gives off his emotions way too easily and you’re always super quick to tease him about it.

Evil.

He’s a thigh person and you can’t convince me otherwise.

Let him lay in your lap, please.

He’s also super ticklish-

Don’t ask, he just looks the type.

He can’t help but melt into a flustered mess whenever you’re around!

Which of course he gets teased for mercilessly by the rest of the soldiers.

But saying that, he will never be embarrassed by admitting he loves you!

He believes strongly in being open about how you feel.

Always brings you freshly picked flowers whenever you meet up!

He is really strong though, don’t be fooled by his fluff.

One of the reasons he loves you so much is because you never see him as just a pet.

He also asks you to study with him when kokomi lets him read her books!

You’d be amazed by how focused this man can get when in serious mode istg not even a earthquake could shake him.

“Huh? I love you but come on, do I really have to remind you again? It’s vital that we always keep our minds sharp even if there’s no visible threat! Leave the poor lizards alone-”

His patience with you is incredible.

He doesn’t get jealous easily but he does get a little insecure sometimes!

He’ll never cause a scene with it but he will be open with how he feels.

He hates the idea of arguing so he’ll always bring it up in a polite way!

He’s always super respectful of you and will quickly scold anyone who acts differently~

He’s a very good and very precious baby~

IM ALIVE!!! Well, kinda. I’m back at home but I got a lot of recovery to do and when I tell ya’ll that it is frUSTRATING! So writing is a good distraction!

I’m still gonna be taking my time though since my energy is completely gone not to mention I’m not allowed to get too excited since it raises my heart rate so the genshin men might actually end up killing me gdjsgHDJSH

Not that I’d mind either-

[alicepao13]

Hudson and Rex S03E01 - Origin Story PART A

I am free! Finally, we made it out of S2. I do like S3 more as a whole.

Ugh, the subtitles are bad. And I'm afraid they'll remain like that for the rest of the season because I checked a random S3 episode and it was like that. Yep, these are the copies I found and uploaded myself. No, I don't have an alternate subtitle source sadly. HDTV rip subtitles are synced differently. Good news is that it's only S3 that seems to be the problem. Anyway, if you need a good laugh, put them on.

On to the episode.

I like the title, first of all. Definitely puts Rex on a superhero status. Every superhero has an origin story.

Did I prefer this to be the start of Hudson and Rex as a show? Yes. Does it make more of an impact when it's the story of how they met and we've watched Charlie and Rex as partners for two seasons? Also yes.

One drawback is that you can't make Diesel really look younger. I mean, theoretically they could cast another dog for this [on Kommissar Rex, there's an entire movie with how Rex started as a pup, and then an almost adult dog (teenage dog? I don't know dog ages but you could tell by his body) and that was a tv movie. I believe that dog later replaced the dog that played Rex]. But I don't know how much that would work or the training and time required.

Rex with Lindsay.

Aaaand she's dead.

No, that's so sad already.

Covid episodes. So there's plenty of outdoors scenes.

Rex picking flowers lol

It might sound ridiculous, but I feel that's a more dynamic haircut than last season's even though it's not that different. The suits have stayed. For now. The tie is trying to escape his body via Newfoundland air.

Sarah, on the other hand, has done quite the change on her hairstyle. I remember when I saw the episode the first time and I was like, wow, that really suits her, although I never really had a problem with her hairstyle before.

"Thank you for inviting me." "Well, you're a part of the team, it wouldn't feel right to not have you be a part of it." Admit it, you just wanted her there.

Dude, there's no sunshine. But you look cool, I get it. Small change of hairstyle to denote that this is a flashback lol

Joe's flashback hair are also different, without the normally visible white above the sideburns, as I remember it. My takeaway from this is that in 3 years' time, Charlie and Rex gave him quite a few grey hair.

"I'm not letting any of you bastards come close until I see someone trustworthy!"

"I've got four months left running forensics". Subtle way to show that's Sarah's predecessor.

"What's the dog's name?" "Rex." "Rex. Seriously?" Okay, what's with the name? So it means king, so what? Take one look at that dog and tell me that he's not a king. Also, I am headcanoning that Charlie knows Latin.

"New entry? Who's that? Seems trustworthy."

"Yeah, I know, we both have our issues to deal with". Yeah, you do.

There's definitely a connection but I think what's different is that Charlie tries to approach Rex as he would approach someone who's in pain, and more than that, someone who would understand what he's saying, and that's what ultimately makes a difference for Rex.

Charlie: Good boy. Rex: Knock it off, Charlie, we just met.

I don't care, this is a date.

Nice transition from the house now to the "circus" at the same house three years ago.

Jesse is geeking out about the digital board. I can't really tell if they did something with Jesse's look.

"I think it's a picture of the kidnapper". It's a literal shadow and you want Jesse to put it up? Are you going to issue an APB on shadows?

Well, that scene where Charlie and Gus are trying to talk over Rex's very loud barks must have been fun to film.

Charlie doesn't lose his temper often but he's definitely going to when it's about Rex. And we see the start of his "beef" with Renley.

"Therefore, regulation suggests that we retire Rex." "Do you mean, put him down?" Look at him, he's already too invested.

"I'll just sit here and look cute. I find that it often works in my favor."

I think the whole episode is supposed to showcase how Charlie was a bit rougher around the edges. He's easier to lose his temper, he admits to Rex that he also has issues, and it's logical because this dates closer to his divorce than any other episodes we've seen. He's also been off duty god knows for what reason because the Charlie we know is never off duty. My guess is Joe forced him to.

"I'm sorry that man made you cry. I promise, I'll make him better."

lol Rex eating the paper to show Charlie that he needs food!

I'm sorry, that was going to be your... lunch? Snack? What the hell is that?

"Oh, boy, that's high."

Admiring the view.

Charlie: "Come on, we're going around." Rex: "Oh, no, we're taking the quick way down."

"Rex, you're not seriously thinking..." Aaaand he's gone.

"Charlie, no, you can't do that!" Aaaand he's gone.

I love that Charlie doesn't even know that dogs can swim great but he's supposed to take care of a dog.

So, who saved who, guys?

Just came out of the cold river looking fiiiiine.

"You didn't tell me you could swim". This idiot, I swear. Have you not seen one cute "dog swimming video" online? How is that possible?

"You followed me to the river. You're either dumb or my best friend."

"I wish you were part of the team back then. You would have saved us from a very chilly swim". So, it's canon that Sarah is smarter than Charlie, right?

Agh. Damn them, they got me again. To be continued in Part B.

[little-cereal-draws]

Nimona Stim Headcanons

Nimona: She likes to chew on things in most forms. Wolf, mouse, human, shark, cat, you name it. The problem is her teeth are very sharp and she often breaks whatever's in her mouth. It's been a struggle to find something she can bite without breaking it or hurting herself but Ballister's confident he'll find something eventually. She also likes to shred things as a cat; there are different sensations between shredding paper and cloth but she likes both. Bal gave her a pack of tissue paper once and that entertained her for hours; she was smiling and giggling the whole time. Her shifting itself can be a stim and sometimes she'll rapidly change shape while listening to someone talk to help her focus. Unfortunately, it's usually pretty distracting to the person talking to her. She also likes to listen to music and tap along to the songs. She uses her fingers but also things like pencils and silverware to make different sounds.

Ballister: This man bounces his leg like there's no tomorrow. All- every- all the time. He doesn't even notice he's doing it until someone asks him to stop shaking the whole table. He chews on the back of his pencils/pens while he thinks too. Also doesn't know he's doing it until he looks down and it's covered in bite marks. When he's anxious about something, he'll repeat words and phrases to calm himself down. For example, before he went into knight training evaluations, he would whisper "helmet, sword, chest plate, boots" over and over and over to himself like his life depended on it. Ambrosius asked him if he was ok and he said he was fine, he just wanted to make sure he hadn't forgotten anything. For physical things like that, he'll also touch the object each time he lists it to make sure it's still there.

Ambrosius: He strikes me as a flappy hands kind of guy. When he's super excited or stressed he starts flapping his hands to regulate some of that emotion. He's only started doing it freely recently but he's always found subtle ways to express it. Like doing jazz hands/waving his hands around while talking excitedly or shaking his pencil during stressful meetings or tests. He also really likes soft textures/things. I can see him rubbing his hands over a nice fabric for as long as he can until someone pulls him away. Whenever they watch a movie on the couch, he likes to hug a pillow even tho Bal's right there. I can also see him really liking stuffed animals; he probably had a bunch when he was a kid, had to get rid of them bc he "was too old," but now has a bunch. They're soft and he can hug them and they're shaped like little friends. What's not to love? Bal is the big spoon, Ambs is the middle spoon, and then all of his stuffed animals are the little spoon lol

Dr. Blitzmeyer (bc yes she is a part of this family and I want to include her): This isn't technically a stim but her most important possession is her goggles. As long as she's wearing them there are no bad lights, no eye contact, and a constant reassuring pressure. They started out as a lab safety precaution, but she realized how much they helped and wears them 24/7 now. The only time she takes them off is for showers and bed. But on bad days when she's too anxious and the world is too much, she won't want to take them off and Ballister has to coax her out of them so they won't bruise her face. She also likes pulling on her purse strap while taking to people in public to give her hands smth to do. She likes to chew on things while she thinks too but has a few stim toys for that so she's not putting lab equipment in her mouth like Ballister. She also likes to bite people she feels comfortable with, like a quick soft bite on the shoulder, but you have to be level 3000 in friendship to unlock that so it's not a super common stim. So far she's only done it to Bal and he was pretty confused after, not upset, just confused.

[ghostradiodylan]

I feel like we’re always talking about missed opportunities and ‘hidden knowledge’ (i.e. Dylan’s necklace extended discourse). So, in a similar vein: what do you think the counselor’s middle names would be?

I wanted to ask everyone this and kept forgetting! You’re going to wish you asked someone more creative than me because I have an incredibly lazy answer. A few months back I read a fic that gave Dylan a middle name I violently hated (bad personal associations) and I was like, okay, this sucks, but what would I give him instead? And then I thought, dumb idea, what if they all had their actors’ names as middle names? I figured no way, they couldn’t actually sound good, right? Too easy. But… it actually kinda works? For most of them anyway, I did make some tweaks.

I actually think Dylan’s middle name is Dylan. I think his first name is Miles and he goes by his middle. Flows better that way to my ear.

Miles Dylan Lenivy.

Ariel is too similar to Abigail, it’s too singsongy, but Winter is actually Ariel’s middle name. Abigail Winter Blyg didn’t really speak to me either but what if we shifted the season and gave her Autumn instead?

Abigail Autumn Blyg? Into it. Witchy fall girlie.

Ryan Justice Erzahler. Yes please.

Laura Siobhan Kearney. Poetry. Might be my favorite of the bunch. Consistently Irish.

Now, is Max just outright legally named Max, or is it short for something like Maxwell or Maximilian or Maximus? I think I like Maxwell best for him.

Maxwell Skyler Brinly. I like the echoed y sound. (Although Skyler’s middle name is Augustus and that would be a fun option for Max too.)

Nicholas Evan Furcillo. Fine. Serviceable.

Jacob Zachary Custos. Yep. ✅ That’s a perfectly nice middle of the road white boy name. Which is just what you want for our naked himbo babe.

Kaitlyn Brenda Ka. I just think giving her the middle name Brenda is very funny. It’s so incredibly 80’s. I’m obsessed with Kaitlyn naming her Barbadian D&D character Brenda in that one 80’s AU fic.

Emma Halston Mountebank. Yes. Sounds expensive. I don’t know what Emma’s social background is supposed to be but that name sounds like a horse girl to me. I feel like she wants to project wealth and success even if she has more humble roots than it seems.

And just for funsies, this handy plug-and-play formula gives us

Travis Theodore Hackett

Christopher David Hackett

Jedidiah Lance Hackett

Robert Ethan Hackett

Constance Lin (Grundy) Hackett

Eliza(beth?) Grace Vorez

Kaylee and Caleb can’t share the middle name of Uncredited Face Model, so I’m giving Caleb Travis as a middle name, since THackett and CHackett used to be tight, and Kaylee Amelia after her mother.

Silas I’m giving the middle name Peter, for both Peter and the Wolf and Peter Stubbe, ‘The Bedburg Werewolf’ so, Silas Peter Vorez.

Sometimes being lazy as fuck about naming characters works out I guess? But I wanna hear other headcanons because I could definitely be swayed on these!

[jackfrombaskinrobbins]

daredevil fam x teen!intern!reader [pt. 1]

CLICK HERE FOR PT. 2

type of writing: headcanons / scenario

word count: 1.5k

request: yes / no

original request: DYING over your matt post– i'm a sucker for casual family hcs with teen readers, it's always the cutest !! could i request something similar like the whole team (nelson, murdock, & page) taking care of an intern? just a teen who usually takes care of filing ends up wandering into the whole found family dynamic they have set up? thanks !

dynamic: daredevil fam (nelson murdock & page) x teen!intern!reader

characters: reader, matt murdock, foggy nelson, karen page

a/n: hiii tysm for this request!!! i love found family hc's too -- especially with daredevil bc i feel like i haven't seen many :( if y'all ever have more daredevil requests like this i would be more than happy to write them!!

taglist: @nutellani @thecloudedmind

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your school had an internship program.

basically, during the last few weeks of the year, everyone in your grade was matched up with a company to go be interns!

and sometimes that led to summer jobs which was cool

anyways so you were pretty excited

you had been looking forward to getting your assignment for a while now.

you had told the people who assigned the internships that you were interested in law, and you were holding out for a good assignment

but you were kind of worried because a lot of people were interested in law as well

so finally the day came

and you were confused to see someplace called “nelson, murdock, and page” listed there

like who the heck were these people

even worse, a couple of the really egocentric & mean kids got internships at landman & zack.

LANDMAN & ZACK

and they were really rubbing it in.

“y/n, where did you get assigned?”

“uh.. nelson, murdock, and page.”

“huh, never heard of them. i got assigned to landman and zack!!! aren’t you happy for me?”

blech

anyway the first day that you were supposed to go came finally

the one upside to being assigned to nelson, murdock, and page was that it was fairly close to where you lived

like only a block or two!!

you honestly weren’t sure what to bring so you kind of overpacked

well not crazy but still

you probably wouldn’t need three packs of pencils AND two staplers

but hey, this was new york! anything could happen.

you took a deep breath as you walked in, and as you approached the door, you could hear what sounded like an argument inside.

“listen karen, i’m not gonna take it anymore! the shamrock shake is gross!!”

btw i agree with that statement not that it’s relevant but still its nasty spearmint is blech

oop back to what i was writing

“foggy, you’re wrong. it’s what really makes spring for me!!”

“hey, you two. there’s someone outside.”

and just like that, the two who were arguing turned to face the door. 

you gave a sheepish wave, embarrassed that you hadn’t just walked in.

“aw, no way!! are you the intern? uhm… your name… uh..” said the shamrock shake hater

“y/n.” said another man, the peacekeeper, it seemed. 

you had remembered the internship assigner telling you one of the lawyers was blind

and judging by the red glasses, this was the one.

“yeah, that’s me. you must be murdock… i think.”

“call me matt.” he said, extending a hand for you to shake.

then the woman, (shamrock shake lover), also extended her hand.

“i’m karen. it’ll be nice to have someone new around here!!”

“yeah”, said the shamrock shake hater, “nice to have someone to do all the filing!”

“oh.. filing?” you asked, brow furrowing. 

you could feel yourself deflating a little bit.

“don’t worry, there’ll be plenty of interesting stuff for you to do y/n.” matt spoke, a small smile on his face.

“foggy, how about you show them how to do it?” karen said right after, pointing at shamrock shake hater.

foggy, now.

“aw, karen!! you know i’m no good at filing!!”

“that’s a lie. you just pretend to be bad at it to get out of doing it.” karen replied, and matt nodded.

a big dramatic sigh from foggy

“al-RIGHT, al-RIGHT! jeez. c’mon y/n. seems like we have work to do!!”

you couldn’t help but laugh bc these people were ridiculous

in a good way

at least for now!

turns out foggy WAS good at filing

and apparently you were too!!

he made a game out of it to see who could unlock the cabinet & put the folder in the right spot first

and not to brag, but you always won :) 

he even bet his lunch that you couldn’t beat his time!

“don’t mess with them, foggy. i think they’ve shown they can run circles around you.” karen laughed as he challenged you

and yet he still did it!!!

and you won!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!

so you had a delicious sandwich & chips for lunch courtesy of foggy nelson :D 

the rest of the day was pretty nice too

like most of it was filing but matt told you about some of the cases they were working on

and karen was so sweet like y’all were gossiping fr

she told you about all the crazy stuff that happened at the firm

and honestly, you were so glad you had been assigned to this firm

because were the people at landman & zack having this much fun???

no i don’t think so!!!

plus it helped that they all hated landman and zack too

foggy told you all about how stuffy and uptight everyone was there

so it was kind of a relief!

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I HAD TO DO THIS IN TWO PARTS SO HERE'S THE SECOND ONE

CLICK THIS FOR PT. 2

[mhynvxii]

Hii! Could I get headcanons for Murasakibara, Kiyoshi and kagami finding out that the reader is pregnant and their reaction, thank you,!!

(it's totally okay if you don't want to do it)

A/N : It’s totally ok with me it was even quite relaxing to do for me somehow ! Idk why. Thank you for your request !

Warning : Suggestives moments mentioned, unplanned pregnancy, pregnancy symptoms.

Kiyoshi, Kagami and Murasakibara figuring out you’re pregnant.

KIYOSHI TEPPEI –

He has been very worried for you recently, seeing you in the morning feeling nauseous and sick for no specific reason. And what’s worse is that Teppei can’t do barely a thing about it except monitoring you and giving you medication that obviously didn’t help out : what does even further rise his worry.

He’s taking an appointment to the doctor once it has been 3 consecutive days you have been in that state and he’s surprised to hear the doctor ask him if you had any sexual activities for the past three weeks.

He’s a little embarrassed but say a loud : « Of course we did ! » and after trying to hold their laugh because they saw the flustered face you made, the doctor write down on your prescription a pregnancy test.

«  Oh ? I know I didn’t go easy with her last time but– Do you really think those details are necessary, Kiyoshi !?! »

Uh, he’s tempted to say yes but the look on your face dissuade him to, he just stay still for the rest of the appointment and think about the idea of you potentially carrying in your stomach the fusion of both of you, a lovely kid that he will have to rise and that he would cherish, an human that both of you gave life to.

And excited by the idea can’t keep his mouth shut as you two return home. Now that he’s thinking about it it’s very likely that it’s the reason why you’re having those symptoms every morning and he’s already imagining your belly cutely going bigger and bigger as the kid grow.

«  I think that we should already search an appropriate name for him don’t you think y/n ? – Him ? Why do you even think it’s going to be a boy and don’t start hyping this too much it’s just an hypothesis.. »

Hearing you say that, Kiyoshi let out a chuckle that reminds you some naughty memories in bed, as his little laugh sound genuine yet also suggestive and teasing. He should’nt be playing with your nerves right now as your mood can easily change but he was completely oblivious to it for the moment : to how a woman can make your life on earth a living hell when pregnant.

« Don’t worry, I know this is just a probability but just imagine this : a little girl that I could pamper everyday could be nice but she’s always going to be on your side it’s not fun… isn’t it ? She likely won’t help me playing tricks on you because of that feminine solidarity when I’m pretty sure that mini me will not hesitate twice… Yeah I’m even convinced of it but… maybe a little girl would be better, girl tends to be calmer and really gentle, I would finally have the occasion to play tea again and I’m also having the feeling that mini me can end up being a mama’s boy somehow…»

You listen to him rambling all the way as he’s clearly exposing his thoughts for you to see. He is able to think that much ? Like the dude you’ve been together for so long, you always knew him for having a mono cell as a brain… but you can’t help but laugh to see him so wrapped up by you being pregnant. You’re happy to know that your relationship is strong enough for him to be comfortable about you potentially waiting for a kid. Despite having a mono cell he’s really mature and compassionate.

When you get home, you directly go do the test as Teppei smile at you reassuringly, not putting any pressure on your shoulders. He’s even massaging them and murmuring sweet words in your ears as both of you are waiting for results.

When only few time is left to know the results, he’s holding your hands, shaking a little as he lose himself in your eyes : he’s totally silent but you can hear him say that he’s ready to be a father. It’s something in him, echoing in all your being.

As you finally read the positive test, Kiyoshi don’t say a word staring at you so strangely : just to smile like an old man learning that he’s a grandpa. He’s in heaven and take you in his arms and jumps in excitement as he remembers two seconds after he has to be careful with you because the child is in here.

He start crying when really realizing all his life is going to change and call his grand-parents to let them knows the important news.

«  We’re pregnant 🤰 !! Good teamwork ! »

He’s kissing softly all your face and engage to be your slave for the future 9 incoming months.

Kissing your hands like you’re royalty.

He’s already thinking about the room, the school and everything, seeing big and far in the future.

KAGAMI TAIGA –

The irony with Taiga figuring out you’re pregnant is that he recently fucked the shit out of you so passionately but still wonder how you got pregnant : the condom even cracked that he had to change if you remember well.

He was so excited and happy by all the success and accomplishments that he realized recently : marking his name in the NBA league thanks to the amazing prestation he did in the last competition… The sales of his jersey rising by a big amount, buying a really nice car and appartement for the both of you.

He was living the dream and the fire turmoiling in him had to be exalted through differents kind of celebrations, some happening in the intimacy of your room.

He didn’t notice a thing except that you would feel tired quite early in the afternoon and that you started to be picky about food but he putted it all on the fast rythym between parties, celebrations, mediatic apparences and salary negotiations etc…

But if Taiga was pushed to admit, seeing you not finishing some meals saddened him sometimes . He’s very insistent about cooking even if it’s taking him his precious time as an NBA rising star and it worries him.

If only he knew soon that you would be eating so much that there will barely something left for him…

You don’t know if Kagami is ready to be a father, he never talked about it so you’re a little anxious at the idea to tell him especially since his career just began at the level he always desired.

So you choose to let him know through a funny way : you passed command of a baby sized Kagami’s jersey and demanded for a dedicaced basketball. Weirded out by the addition of your odds request Kagami is curious but don’t assume anything, being fucking oblivious.

«  Uh… Yesterday it was my jersey and now my signature on this ball ? Are we waiting for a kid or something ? » He says as if the answer could only be no, you easily can tell in his tone that he’s excepting a good excuse that infirm the little bit of suspicion he has just to watch him panicking as you don’t answer and look at him in the eyes.

He start blushing like crazy before stuttering and having an hard time forming a sentence.

«  Y/N, YOU’RE PREGNANT ?!

He holds your hand strongly, his eyes widened, he don’t know what to say or do. Surprised and still having a doubt until you expose to him the positive test.

«  Yes, i have your kid in here. »

Immediately he kiss you and take you into a hug, carrying you so high that your feet probably don’t even touch the floor anymore. He’s celebrating as if he won a finale again. «  Why didn’t you told me earlier ? »

You can feel his heart beat so strongly against your chest, few minutes after jumping and shouting «  I’M GOING TO BE A DAD ! » . It’s with a big smile that he’s calling Himuro and Alex first.

Kagami probably already made you his fiancé before it if not you better believe the ring will soon decorate your finger.

The news about your baby is quick to be known by Kagami teammates and friends on the court because Taiga keep bragging about his future kid beating his enemy potential kids in basketball as well, especially Aomine.

«  I’m so happy for us, y/n !! »

Even if parenthood represent a big responsibility he’s not sure to fulfill completely as he didn’t himself had an always present dad for him, Taiga is ready to overcome all difficulties and is excited for another life style coming in the corner.

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MURASAKIBARA ATSUSHI –

Like Teppei Murasakibara got really worried about you because when you would sleep peacefully on his naked chest, cuddling a little and babying him Inde lot of kiss. You would also abruptly shaken that peace by running « aggressively » in the toilets in the morning to vomit. During the journey you would also have some trouble standing up sometimes, as you would ne strike by some dizziness.

But he absolutely didn’t excepted you to be knocked up : okay he recently had a lot of fun with you in bed as he had to make up for the loss time caused by the basketball competition but you were on birth control and for him that was enough to avoid a non planed pregnancy but destiny proved him wrong.

He got really surprised when the doctor, so professional and costly simply recommended you to look for a radio but didn’t think a lot about it.

So when you announced him with an echography in your hands, it was completely unexpected : his mouth dropped and after a moment of silence he started crying, emotions taking over him. He tried to stop it and hide from you knowing that you could take it the wrong way but he overcame his shame and fear and putted you in his arms. Talking about how he’s going to do his best and be a good husband for you as he hold you so strongly.

Compared to Kagami and Teppei, Murasakibara is definitely not ready for parenthood but what is so precious about him is that he’s willing to try : like really willing to try for you and for this kid because he loves you both strongly.

«  The fruit of Y/n-chin and I love… I’m going to cherish it.»

He kiss the top of your head lovingly and laugh about how ridiculous the situation is : Him, known to be childish and immature in contrast to his tall height was going to be a father. It’s so much responsibility on his shoulder and he’s desiring to do things cautiously, having high exceptations for himself.

If you’re not married you better believe he’s going to marry you on the spot, kneeling down right away after the announcement.

He’s scared to not be good, he’s scared about not being able to educate your daughter well : He knows it’s a girl because there is barely a comparable amount of men in the Murasakibara family tree and thinks he won’t escape from that traditional discourse and any way he wish it’s a girl as well.

Even if your stomach is still not getting bigger he already kiss it delicately and promise so much things to this kid : You rarely saw him that serious that it’s almost making you jealous.

He’s signing up to be your special chef during the whole pregnancy but still play basketball as you demanded him to, knowing how much that sport meant to him.

He buys you chocolates and lots of snacks just for you, he only pick in your plate if you allow him to for once.

He’s calling his whole family and his best friend Himuro to tell the good news and also taking advices. He boast about your pregnancy to his teammates and GOM after he get comfortable about the idea of the new life awaiting for him, so maybe just two weeks after learning about it.

«  Meanwhile some of us still are single, Y/n-chin and I are waiting for a baby. I guess everyone goes to the different steps of life at their own speed..»

Probably going for Aomine, Kise and Midorima throats when saying that, the most likely to be bachelors.

You two even go visit his family in Japan for you to celebrate the news with the Murasakibara’s and your pregnancy is so hyped up.

Is already waiting for the second pregnancy.

«  Y/n-chin you swear you won’t stop giving me attention because of her ? If yes that kid is going to be my rival..! »

He still act immature and childish but ask him anything and he’s going through you request everytime with consistency and reliability.

[omnidemidisaster]

Hank General Headcanons and Romantic Headcanons

Cw: Madness combat stuff, Guns, Violence, Blood mention, character death but no spoilers

General Headcanons

● Hank is biromantic asexual and is nonbinary (He/They)

■ We all know Hank is 6'2 so he t o w e r s over his teammates

● Deimos and Sanford are terrified of that, meanwhile 2bdamned isn't scared in the slightest

■ Hank absolutely LOVES 2bdamned and always tries to be around him

● He's like the obsessed sidekick to 2bdamned

■ Outside of his work, they have a knife collection. He likes them alot and will often take one and just admire it

● Because of his constant fighting with Tricky, Jebus, and Auditor ( plus the hundreds of AAHW members ), they barely has any real reaction to pain

■ Funny enough though, they do feel pain for little things, like stubbing a toe or bumping his elbow

● He's actually pretty skinny. Not like stick skinny, but they're not a big boi in a blow up muscle costume

■ He does have muscles tho, he just ain't a hunk of meat

● He owns 3 kittens, which he named Coco, Mei, and Rocket, all three females. Why Rocket for a girl? He saw Rocket looked like a racoon so he named her Rocket after Guardians of the Galaxy

■ Even though they are a heartless murderer, he's actually pretty nice around his teammates

● Yea, Hank is actually NICE

■ He has silver gray hair and its like l o n g.

● Despite what alot of people think, He, Wendi (White Hank), and Pete (Pink Hank) are not related

■ Though Hank and Skittles are related

● Hank has adhd and it makes him difficult to work properly

■ 2bdamned diagnosed them and gave him pills to help them

● Hank likes playing guitars, metal, acoustic, electric, whatever

Romantic Headcanons

○ Hank faces cuteness aggression around you and clenches his fists to try to relax

□ He likes to pet you. Yes. He pets you. Like an animal

○ They will literally die for you. And he has before. He puts himself in front of you so you won't get hurt

□ He kinda just gets revived and shows up like waddup

○ Loves it if you sit on his lap. I mean he's b i g and w a r m and t o u c h s t a r v e d

□ He isn't used to kisses so they let you do the work

○ 2bdamned noticed Hank's attraction towards you and he tells you

□ Hell, Hank didn't know they liked you

○ He likes sleeping with you after work and he has a habit of mindlessly picking you up and taking you to bed to cuddle with you

□ Speaking of which, he likes being big spoon no matter the position

○ You are now the step parent of his kittens

□ Wear his jacket or goggles. Just do it

○ They will sing to you and omg he sounds so comforting

□ He has a strong memory and anything you tell him he remembers

○ When it's your birthday, he takes you on a special murder spree. He ends up buying you Gil's afterwards

□ He likes seeing you in red and will try to find red clothes for you

○ And no, its not covered in blood

□ During their breaks, they like to take you on dates ( how he can, we will never know )

○ They make it abundantly clear to Deimos and Sanford that if they try anything with you, they are dead

□ Deimos is chill, he kinda just ends up being protective over you from the AAHW

○ Sanford doesn't care much, just a big brother over you

□ And 2bdamned is grayromantic and don't care

[omg-imatotalmess]

Speed Demon

Hey guys! So, our new anon, Peach anon, sent me an absolutely god-tier idea, and I got a little out of control thinking about it. Thank them for this messy little thing. Hope y'all enjoy!

Pairing: Draco Malfoy x Reader

Requested: No but based on an ask

The ask: hi i found ur blog recently and i LOVE your work and wanted to shower u with love and affection <3 <3 <3 and maybe also... a headcanon?? anyways roadtrip with boys are so fun to imagine like i have this hc that draco is such a nervous wreck in cars and it translates into passenger driver ("careful, careful!! that semi is switching lanes!" "draco i am sIX CARS BEhiND IT") nfdjhgjs anyways imagine getting so fed up you just reach over (1/2 peach anon claiming peach right now its MINE :D )

(2/2) and start palming at his cock switching btwn just resting ur hand on him and making him try to fuck up into you fist he'd be grabbing the little handle above the door and finally shut up literally the second after you let him come though it's like four seconds of happy peaceful silence and then its "love, steady, you're speeding a bit" anyways ty for doing all that you do ilysm :)

Warnings: Smut, hand jobs, don't jerk someone off while you drive, mild cum eating, sub!draco, dom!reader, swearing(?)

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The muted drone of the weatherman on the radio filled the near silence of the car. Draco didn't ever talk much when you drove. For a man that enjoyed taking road trips as much as he claimed to, he certainly didn't like being in the car. You didn't mind much, though. You were just happy to spend the time alone with him. Even if the only time he broke the silence was to yell about your driving, which, to be fair, was often enough.

"Slow down! Why are you so insistent upon getting us killed?" Draco snapped, digging his fingernails into the seat.

"Draco, my love, my sweet, I'm already going under the speed limit. Try to relax a little," you said. The huff from your passenger seat reminded you why everyone had insisted that you and Draco take your own car. No one else could put up with him. Especially not with the kind of amusement you could.

"I'll relax when you stop trying to kill us," he said. But, then again, even you had your limits.

"Do you want some help, love?" you asked.

"Help? What do you mean help?" Without looking at him, you lifted your hand from the wheel, resting it lightly on his thigh. You gave it a firm squeeze. Though he didn't say anything, you found yourself enjoying watching him squirm in your peripheral vision.

"You know, help," you said cheerfully.

"You're driving," he hissed.

"You don't seem to mind much," you teased, laying your hand over his slowly hardening cock.

"Watch the road!" he snapped as a truck switched lanes several cars ahead of you. Despite his command, he bucked his hips up, grinding into your palm with no shame. You smiled. Draco could be so stubborn when he wanted to be. No matter how badly he wanted this, he'd probably just keep complaining about your driving until he couldn't anymore.

"I am," you said.

"What if you-ah-get distracted?" he asked.

"I'm just letting you use my hand. Keep it down and you won't bother me," you laughed.

"But what if--oh," he cut himself off with a groan as you popped the button of his pants and snaked your hand underneath.

"Shhh, just enjoy yourself, baby boy," you soothed, grinding the heel of your hand gently against the head of his cock. The whiny moan that reverberated throughout the car made you strain to keep your eyes on the road. You would have loved to see the face he was making just then, but you told him you wouldn't get distracted. Instead, you settled for rubbing him teasingly just to make him squirm.

"(Y/N)," he groaned.

"Hmm?" you hummed.

"Please."

"Please, what? Tell me what you want," you said, glancing over your shoulder as you switched lanes.

"I want more," he muttered.

"I thought you wanted me to concentrate on the road," you teased. With a groan of frustration, he rolled his hips into your barely moving hand.

"(Y/N), take pity on me. I'm already in this screaming death trap," he whined. You laughed, giving him a rough squeeze through his underwear. A choked groan told you all you needed to know. All he wanted was attention. That was likely why he'd been complaining so much in the first place.

"Alright, alright. Take your cock out for me then, baby," you said.

After a second of shuffling, you felt him push himself into your waiting hand. It never took much to work him up, and you were grateful for it. You loved seeing him hot and leaking for you pretty much as soon as you started playing with him. Swiping your thumb over the slit, you smiled as the wetness there smeared with your touch. He bucked impatiently at the soft attention. It wasn't what he wanted. Pulling your hand away for a second, you spat into it before beginning to jack him at a torturous pace. It wasn't a substitute for lube, but Draco didn't seem to mind any.

A quick glance at your passenger told you that he was just enjoying the sensation. He could have been anywhere for all he seemed to care. It was almost like he'd forgotten about the car entirely. One pale hand gripped the seat under him while the other grabbed the handle over his head to steady him as he thrust into your hand. Like a man unhinged, he drove up into the tight circle of your fist practically unassisted. You doubt he really minded the lack of real lube.

"That's a good boy," you praised, switching back into the other lane. "I bet you feel so much better now that you have something to keep you busy."

"Yes! So much better!" he moaned.

"I know being my good boy always helps you relax," you said. The car in front of you swerved and cut off the guy in the other lane, who blared his horn. You slowed slightly, glaring at them.

"Always! Love being your good boy." Draco's voice was so earnest and sweet, all pitched up like that.

"And you are such a good boy, Draco," you said.

Little punched-out noises rippled through the car, overpowering the drone of the radio station you'd been listening to earlier. Honestly, you preferred them. Any sweet, pathetic little sound Draco made was infinitely more interesting than any news guy on the radio. Hips pounding into your hand, Draco tipped his head back against the headrest with the most desperate wine you'd heard in a while. You shivered, cutting your eyes away from the road to steal a glance at him in all his strung-out, desperate beauty.

And you weren't disappointed. His usually pale skin was flushed a bright pink, eyes lidded and more focused on you than anything else, and his bottom lip caught between his teeth in an unsuccessful attempt to quiet himself. A real thing of beauty. Your sweet, pretty boy Draco. Twisting your hand over the head of his cock, you relished in that fact for a moment.

"If you keep looking at me like that, I'd be half tempted to pull over and fuck you properly in the back seat," you said.

"Please," Draco begged breathily, slamming his hips up erratically.

"Don't tempt me, baby boy. We're on a schedule," you said. Though, it really was a charming idea.

"(Y/N), please. I don't care about being late. Want you to fuck me," he whined.

"You say that now," you laughed.

"Please, I'll be so good," he whined.

"If you can cum from my hand now, Draco, I'll keep you so well fucked on a this trip you won't remember anything but me," you said, an alluring promise coloring your voice.

"Yes, yes! Want that! Wanna cum for you so much," he babbled. Arching his back against the seat, he drove his cock into your hand with renewed desperation.

"Are you close? You wanna a good boy and cum for me?" you purred. The car in front of you stopped short, but Draco didn't even seem to notice that you'd jerked to a stop. He just gripped the handle above him and whined for you.

"Wanna be a good boy. Please, I wanna cum," he cried. Looking over, you noticed the tears gathering at the corners of his eyes. You smiled gently at him.

"Oh, Dray, you've been so good," you said. His mouth dropped open into a soft cry as his hips completely lost rhythm. "Go ahead, baby boy. Cum for me."

Draco's hips stuttered, once, twice, and by the third time, he was cumming all over your hand. His eyes screwed shut, and a pitchy cry of your name left his lips as he shook in your grasp. And you just worked him through it. Pumping him gently while he whimpered through the aftershocks. You didn't stop until his thighs shook so hard you could feel the car move. Then, finally, you pulled your hand away and lifted it to his mouth.

"Clean up your mess, baby boy," you said.

"Yes, (Y/N)," he said tiredly, sticking his tongue out. Pressing your fingers against it, you let him lick your hand clean of his own cum until you were satisfied. You two had started moving again by the time he finally came around enough to really talk to you.

"How do you feel, Dray?" you asked. He gave you a sleepy smile.

"Like you need to slow down. You're speeding," he said.

"I'm not speeding," you said. You were, in fact, speeding a little.

"Don't think that just because I just had the best orgasm of my life that I don't remember you drive like a demon," he said. Shaking your head, you laughed in disbelief.

"Only you could complain after having the best orgasm of your life," you sighed.

"I thought you loved that about me," he said. "You're still speeding."

"Maybe I should have pulled over," you said, rolling your eyes. Well, it had been nice while it lasted. And Draco was right. Kinda. You did love him, even if you wouldn't exactly say you loved his complaining.

[starlitangels]

Family Reunion

So... I have a small headcanon (that I’m not totally married to but enjoy) that Ollie and Geordi are cousins so... yeah. 1.7k words

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“You okay, cutie?” Geordi asked as we climbed out of the car. I shut my car door and went around the hood to grab his hand.

“Yeah,” I said.

“What’s wrong?”

“I just—I’ve never been to a partner’s family reunion before. And this might get overwhelming from more than just a social standpoint.”

“Are you planning on reading my family’s minds?”

“How else am I supposed to know how to react in a way that will get them to like me?”

“By just being yourself?” Geordi suggested, letting go of my hand to wrap his arms around me. “They’re going to love you anyway, cutie. Because I do—and I know they trust my judgment. Plus you’re just all-around great so there’s no way in hell they wouldn’t like you.”

I chuckled, burying my face into Geordi’s chest. He held onto me.

“It’s okay. Everything’s gonna turn out fine.”

A car door slammed somewhere nearby. “Geordi? Oh my God—you got tall!” a voice said.

“Ollie! Hey man! It’s been ages since I saw you!” Geordi replied, letting me go but still holding my hand. “Where’s your partner?”

“Ah. Couldn’t make it. Work, y’know? Not that either of us are too upset. Just another boring family reunion.”

“Yeah. I know what you mean.”

“So, are you going to introduce me to your partner or not, goof?” Ollie asked, giving Geordi a pointed look while nodding at me.

Geordi swore. “Right. This is my cousin, Oliver. And this is my partner.” He gave Oliver my name. I held out my other hand.

“Nice to meet you. Call me Ollie.”

“Hi Ollie,” I said. No magic signature... I peeked into his head.

Glad Geordi found someone—always so sweet but kinda timid—partner seems nice—wonder what food Mom brought—don’t think Geordi’s still mad that I used to spend more time with his dad than he did... should probably ask...

I pulled out of his head as Geordi tugged on my hand. “Shall we go inside?” he asked.

“Sure!”

Ollie followed behind us into the community center. Their family had rented out one of the party rooms to hang out and maybe go swimming or ice skating or play on the basketball court.

“So,” Ollie asked me. “What do you do for work?”

Crap. How was I supposed to explain my job with the Department without giving away anything about magic? I smiled. “I work for the city,” I said. That sounded governmental enough, but vague.

“Doin’ what?” Ollie seemed more curious than trying to paint me into a corner.

“Internal Affairs,” I said. It was a lie that I knew unempowered people wouldn’t push too hard for details regarding.

“Ah. Fun,” he said, dropping his chin.

“Yeah. There’s a reason I don’t really tell people that right off the bat,” I said.

“Do you enjoy it?”

“I mean... it’s work? I don’t know if I’ll ever enjoy a job. But I don’t hate it.”

“That’s good, at least. And, yeah, I totally get you. Before I started working for Vesta I hated every obligatory thing in my life.”

“Oh mood,” Geordi remarked. The three of us sat at a long, plastic folding table in some folding chairs. Geordi and I on one side, Ollie on the other. A few older adults were milling around. Geordi had dropped the grocery bag of various potato chip bags we’d brought on the potluck table before we sat down. I idled around in their heads, just picking up on vibes and moods. “How is Vesta, Ollie?”

“It’s pretty good, actually. I really like my job.”

“Aren’t you dating one of your coworkers?” Geordi asked.

Oh—now that was some drama I would eat up.

I leaned forward in my seat.

Ollie scratched the back of his head. “Technically, yes,” he said. 

I slid my telepathy into his head. Not on the same team anymore—crush since I started at that place—only one who was really nice to me—can he blame me?

“But?” I prompted, smiling impishly.

“But we’re not on the same team—they actually got promoted to another department like a year ago.” HR didn’t have a problem with that—not that they knew for a while—hehehehehe—

Oh. Oh that little giggle—this man was definitely Geordi’s family.

“Nice,” I said.

—damn it—forgot to bring his dad’s drill again—been meaning to give that back for months—since I bought my own—

“So,” Geordi began hesitantly, searching for a conversation topic. I poked a thought into his head. Ollie forgot to bring your dad’s drill. Geordi pounced on the suggestion. “How’s the reno going, Ollie?”

“Almost done, actually. The house is looking great.” He nodded. “You guys should come by some time. We can make dinner, you can meet my partner, and you can see what I’ve done. I mean, I did pretty much the whole thing by myself.”

I swore. “Seriously?”

—lotta work—rewarding but exhausting—I did that with my bare hands—well, not bare—I’m not stupid—I wore gloves—

“Yeah,” Ollie remarked. “People kept telling me to just hire things out but... it felt good to do it myself. I even built my own kitchen island. Granite countertop and everything.”

“Wow,” I said. “Granite. Nice.”

—I mean—Geordi’s dad taught me just about everything I know—when it comes to handiness, anyway—woulda been impossible without uncle—

“Yeah. Although, credit where credit is due, I couldn’t have done any of it without Geordi’s dad teaching me how to use tools and build things,” he said.

I slid out of Ollie’s head and squeezed Geordi’s hand twice under the table. He gave me a long, hard squeeze in response. I slipped into Geordi’s mind. —spent more time with my dad than I did—paid more attention too, apparently—good for him—glad Dad got to teach someone, I guess—

The bitterness was evident in the tone of his thoughts. A point of tension there, even though he and Ollie seemed to be getting along fine otherwise.

I poked back into Ollie’s head, staying in Geordi’s at the same time.

—looks kinda sad—wonder if it still hurts him—I never meant to hurt him by spending so much time with his dad—I just wanted to learn how to do things—it was fun—satisfying—didn’t realize when I was younger that Geordi felt hurt—never wanted to hurt him—closest thing I had to a brother—

In an effort to change the subject, I cleared my throat. “So what does Vesta do?”

“We’re a distribution company,” Ollie said.

“Fun,” I replied. I squeezed Geordi’s hand. He regrets hurting you, I thought at him. We can talk about it later.

Yeah.

“And your partner works there too, then,” I continued, retreading ground we’d already tread to get away from Geordi’s hurt.

“Yes. We used to be in the same department but they got a promotion. They were, honestly, the best thing about that job when I first started. Really taught me how to do the work, you know? But not, like, in a condescending way. I’m still nowhere near as good as they are at the job, but I’m much better than I used to be. And—God—I had such a big crush on them when I first started.”

I laughed. “Well, glad it worked out for you both, then.”

“Me too.”

“Oliver! Geordi!” a new voice exclaimed. A middle-aged woman—probably in her fifties—came over to us. She pinched both of their cheeks, giving them kisses.

“Hi Aunt Patty,” Ollie and Geordi chorused in almost perfect unison. With the same irritated, juvenile tone of a kid sick of a relative.

“Oh, and who is this cute thing?” Aunt Patty asked, reaching out to shake my hand.

“My partner,” Geordi said. —every year, Patricia—stop treating us both like kids—grown adults—why are you like this—cutie, are you still here?

Yeah. Do you want me out?

No—I like you here—your voice is calming—stay—

Okay.

Love you, cutie.

Love you too, baby.

His aunt shook my hand. I leaned back just a little bit so that she wouldn’t be tempted to pinch my cheek too. “Well, it’s nice to meet you,” Aunt Patricia said. “So happy to see that little Geordi has found someone who makes him happy.”

“Thanks,” I said.

I slid my telepathy out of Ollie’s head and into Patricia’s—trying to limit how many minds I was in at once to not get overwhelmed.

—seems happy—glad he found such a sweet partner—I miss these boys so much—remember when they were little and actually happy to see me—must know I love them—if I’d been able to have kids, I would have wanted them to be like Oliver and Geordi—even if they don’t like me anymore—

I yanked my magic out of her head. That was family drama I didn’t need to snoop on. I’d tell Geordi about it later, in case he might want to consider reaching out to her.

“So, Oliver, how’s the house?” Patricia asked.

“Almost done.” Ollie nodded.

“Well, would you mind if I dropped by sometime when it’s finished to take a look? I’d love to see the work you’ve put into it.”

“Sure, yeah! Absolutely.” He smiled, but I noticed it was strained. I slipped into his thoughts.

—because that won’t be awkward at all—hasn’t stopped acting like I’m ten since the last time I saw her—maybe a brief visit will be fine—still my aunt—do love her, even if she’s a bit eccentric—

“So, Aunt Patty, how’s work going? Still teaching?” Geordi asked.

Patricia started to respond enthusiastically.

Geordi was humming the Tetris theme in his head, not even listening. Just keep nodding and “mmhmm”ing—she won’t even notice—bah bu-bu-bah, na-na-nah, duh-duh-da—stOP Geordi!—this stupid song!—

I decided to plant It’s a Small World in his head, singing it myself.

Thaaaanks, cutie, he thought sarcastically.

My pleasure.

I held his hand under the table. He was squeezing my fingers pretty tightly.

You doin’ okay, Geordi?

Yeah. Yeah I’m good.

At that moment, the door opened again and a few couples strode in. One of which was Geordi’s parents. “Food’s here!”

[azucanela]

pls some headcanons for Bakugou, Shinsou and Shoto when the reader kisses them infront of everyone. Thank you :)

KISSING THEM IN FRONT OF EVERYONE

FT. BAKUGOU KATSUKI, SHINSOU HITSOHI TODOROKI SHOUTO

SUMMARY: in which you and the boys kiss in public, and now everyone is screaming. oh no.

WORD COUNT: 2.1k

WARNING: season three spoliers, insecurities, arguments,

A/N: i wanted to do scenarios bc this was too good ugh thank YOU for requesting this 

BAKUGO KATSUKI

lol so HAVE FUN WITH THIS ONE

you two are already dating but you keep it on the down low because its Katsuki and he’s like ew people knowing i have feelings other than anger? ew ew ew

you’re fine with it, but if he thinks its bothering you he’ll talk to you about it and smother you with affection, but he’ll act like its nothing

wants to rub it in his faces that you are his girlfriend, yes, but also he doesn’t want the teasing that comes with it. he knows for a fact that all his friends would bully him because he is SOFT FOR YOUUU and he’s also just a generally private person

you respect this and like it’s fine woo yeah okay it’s nice being the only one that sees the side of him that’s all soft and cute and affectionate

i can’t really see the two of you slipping up unless it’s influenced by a lot of emotions

where do these emotions come from? you might ask

his kidnapping.

you were a mess, but it was lowkey, real lowkey. and unlike the others you do not support trying to save katsuki on their own, trusting the heroes to do their job is the way to go.

so you don’t go with them. the next time you see your lovely boyfriend is when he’s giving kirishima money

so naturally, consumed by all the fear and panic you felt while he was gone, you kiss him!

and he kisses you back and its really soft and oh-

what a shame the whOLE CLASS IS THERE 

everyone is really confused, but they’re happy because they think that the two of you finally addressed the clear tension between the two of you, all it took was a lil kidnapping

except then you pull apart, completely disregarding them, your hands on his face, “baby are you okay?”

you don’t call someone you haven’t kissed before baby

then it clicks for the rest of the class

SCREAMS.

so much yelling

oh god have fun with that one

the bakusquad is yelling at him for not telling him, the dekusquad is scolding you for not telling them, there’s just a lot of questionable things

katsuki will get SO FLUSTERED because this is not what we wanted

at least the attention was off of his kidnapping now

maybe that was your goal idk 👀

Katsuki really wished everyone would shut up about his kidnapping, it wasn’t something he wanted to think about right now, or ever if he was honest. So much had happened in the past few days and he was still struggling to process all of it, and the disgustingly warm welcome he’d received to the dorms wasn’t helping. It was gross. 

He’d shoved cash into Kirishima’s hand, rolling his eyes when he began to panic at the possibility that he’d taken it from Denki, shutting down the idea almost immediately.

And then he saw her.

Y/N was shoving past everyone and heading to him, and he couldn’t help the relief he felt when he saw her. Katsuki was grateful she hadn’t been involved in the little escape plan Deku had hatched out, but seeing her made him feel calmer than even as she practically tackled him, hands coming to his cheeks as she brought him into a kiss.

Their lips molded together perfectly, his hands coming to her sides and holding her like he’d never let go as her hands gripped his face rather harshly. It would have been the perfect moment, had the rest of his class not been there. 

Y/N seemed to disregard this as she pulled apart, eyes darting across his figure as his brows furrowed at her clear distress. “Calm down, idiot.” His cheeks are turning red as he realizes that everyone is staring, but he can’t help but focus his attention on her as he feels a wave of relaxation wash over him as she begins to run her hands all over him in search of injuries.

“Oh, I’m sorry, for caring about your wellbeing.” She grumbled, wrapping her arms tightly around his torso when her hands left his face. “Baby, you scared me.” His arms wrapped around her shoulders securely, as he rolled his eyes, though Katsuki wouldn’t deny he was appreciating all the attention she was giving him, he was beginning to feel embarrassed as he allowed her to hold onto him.

As if the kiss hadn’t been enough to astonish the rest of their class, the pet name simply amplified their shocked as they all cried out, “baby?” Kirishima had exchanged looks with Mina, who looked equally confused before returning their gaze to Katsuki, a look of betrayal evident on both their faces.

Stupid barbarians. “SHUT UP EXTRAS!” Katsuki exclaimed, holding Y/N tighter to his chest as his cheeks flushed red, he could hear her laugh against his chest. “Can’t a guy hug his girlfriend in peace.” 

“GIRLFRIEND?”

He was grateful for the subject change, though he didn’t appreciate the fact that his relationship had been exposed, until he looked back to Y/N, who beamed at him. 

If she was happy then it was fine he supposed. 

SHINSOU HITOSHI

welp

this one will probably have the funniest reaction

like

you did not just kiss him, in front of all these people, was that a joke?

i think he’s the only one you wouldn’t already be in a relationship with, purely because this is just 10x funnier

so ever since the two of you first started hanging, there have been people criticizing you for befriending him at all, because of his quirk, they just cannot believe that the Y/N L/N is hanging out with Shinsou Hitoshi

but also, ever since the two of you started hanging out, the bullying has lessened immensely, most because you threatened everyone it was really subtle, but they got the message

nobody screws with Y/N L/N

anyways, you two are probably hanging out again, and it’s been a while since you got one of those comments, which is the main reason this one sets you off.

“quit hanging out with that freak L/N, he’s gonna ruin your chances at becoming a pro.” 

shinsou was used to this, and your violent reactions, so he immediately brought a hand to your arm to ensure you didn’t commit a murder, shaking his head at you

you turn back to him, and you’re lowkey glaring at him before turning your piercing eyes back to the other guys

and without breaking eye contact with them, you grab Shinsou’s face, earning stares from everywhere in the cafeteria, and then kiss him

shinsou is shocked

shinsou.exe

you killed him.

he did not anticipate this um, you kinda caught him by surprise with this one, he genuinely did not think it was possible for you to feel this way for him

when you pull away, the kiss is almost like magic

you don’t mess with Y/N’s friends, much less their boyfriend

When Y/N beams up at Shinsou, he can’t help the way his heart skips a beat. It’s ridiculous, he knows this, and he hates that he can’t prevent it. Shinsou is no fool, he knows Y/N L/N, a UA student that could potentially be a member of the Top Ten heroes in the future, would never like him. He wouldn’t be shocked if she befriended him entirely out of pity, given how students used to treat him prior to their unlikely friendship. She’d weaseled her way into his life, despite his attempts to avoid her, ignore her, and even tell her off, she’d stuck around. 

And yes, Shinsou had made the mistake of liking her. On days like this, he’d entertain the possibility that Y/N liked him back, because sometimes she hugged him for longer than average friends did, or maybe she’d press a kiss to his cheek, or even hold his hands.

That was probably just something best friends did.

“Hitoshi! Don’t you know what this means?” She exclaimed, hands finding their way onto his shoulders in the middle of the cafeteria.

Yes, she used his first name.

Shinsou rolled his eyes, trying to keep himself from getting flustered purely because her hands were on him, “Y/N it’s not a big deal, and besides-”

“We’re going to be in the same class!” Her hands move from his shoulders to around them as she pulls him into a hug, “I’m so proud of you.”

He’s shocked that she’s saying these things, and its clear she has more confidence in him than he does. Aizawa had offered him daily training to get him onto the same level as the other Class 1-A students, and he’d be joining them the next semester, assuming everything went well. “It’s no guarantee.” He mumbles, wrapping his arms around her torso.

Shinsou felt Y/N swat his back as she pulled away slightly, much to his dismay, “you’re so talented! Of course, he’s gonna let you in.” 

She sounded so sure, and Shinsou felt his heart swell with pride. 

He moves to speak, only to be interrupted by a passerby, “L/N. Come on, quit hanging out with that freak.” Y/N recognized him, James, he’d bothered Shinsou before, and he’d tried to get Y/N to stop hanging out with Shinsou and been unsuccessful. “He’s just gonna ruin your chances at becoming a pro.”

Y/N pulls away slightly from Shinsou, her brows are furrowed as she moves to confront him, only for Shinsou to grab her arm, shaking his head. “Don’t.”

Turning to glare at the guy, Y/N scoffed, “is this because I rejected you?” 

“He asked you out?” Shinsou asked, but Y/N gave him a look that said they’d discuss it later. She could remember the day vividly, he’d asked shortly after she returned from hanging out with Shinsou, telling her she could do so much better, and so much better meant him. 

She disagreed. And now Y/N couldn’t help but feel bothered as their argument begins to draw attention from others within the cafeteria, she can see in the corner of her eye that Izuku has come to a stand. Though Iida is grasping his shoulder to try and prevent him from doing anything irrational, they all knew Y/N could stand on her own. 

James scoffed at her words, “you probably rejected me because he made you.” The implications were dark, the idea that Shinsou had forced Y/N to befriend him and reject James, though he’d never used his quirk on her and swore he never would. 

Shinsou found himself releasing Y/N’s arm, taking a step backwards as he sighed, only for her to grab his hand and yank him closer before taking his face in her hands and kissing him.

She was kissing him.

Oh.

Shinsou’s mind empties as Y/N pulls away, turning back to James as she says, “my boyfriend doesn’t need to make me do anything.” And the boy practically stomps off in frustration, grumbling about Shinsou’s stupid quirk or something of that sort. Not that either of them are paying attention as Y/n brings a hand to the back of her neck awkwardly, searching her mind for an explanation.

“Boyfriend?” His voice is soft, small, and he knows there are other people in the cafeteria but he can’t bring himself to care about their stares. 

Y/N turns to him, and she feels her cheeks warm as she tries to avoid his eyes, “well. Only if you want to-”

“I want to.” Shinsou replies too quickly, his cheeks flushing.

Y/N nods, “cool.” 

“Cool.” 

Izuku can’t help but beam as he watches the interaction, hitting Iida’s arm repetitvely as as he exclaims, “does this mean I’ll be able to study his quirk more?”

Tsu just sighs, “this means we don’t have to listen to her pining anymore.” 

TODOROKI SHOUTO

THIS ONE

probably the most relaxed about it, not flustered at all, you tried thoughh

your relationship isn’t really a secret, it’s just that neither of you are that into PDA. 

there will be occasional cuddling on the common room couch of the dorms during movie night, but that’s seen as normal to the rest of Class 1-A. during dates, there will be hand holding, a kiss on the cheek, an arm around the shoulder, otherwise most of the intimacy is reserved for your rooms

this lack of PDA is why class 1-A was completely unaware that the two of you were dating, 

though you hadn’t tried to hide it, you also hadn’t made it entirely public, you also lowkey thought everyone knew.

mostly because it was so blatantly obvious that shoto was in love with you, but the entire class thought he was unaware of his own feelings and you were just oblivious 

oh how wrong they were

you come into class one day and you see shoto and you’re just like lol hi babe and you kiss him, he kisses back, LIKE IT IS THE MOST NORMAL THING

he’s temporarily caught off guard because like i said you two don’t really do PDA, but he digs it, 10/10 would kiss you again in front of everyone, mostly because after all of the CHAOS that this kiss causes, the other boys in the class stop blatantly flirting with you

speaking of chaos

the class erupts into PURE CHAOS

so much yelling and screaming, they are so confused, have fun explaining that one

shoto is equally confused as to why they are confused and you’re just laughing because you knew this would mess with their heads. he ends up getting a little flustered by all the sudden attention the two of you are getting, but maintains his apathetic attitude.

Shoto places his bag beside his desk before pulling his things out one by one to place them onto the desk along with the small cup of coffee. Shoto wasn’t really the coffee type himself, he preferred tea, Y/N on the other hand had an obsession if he was honest. Of course, he enabled this obsession, he liked being the one to bring a smile onto her face. 

Yeah, he was whipped.

He could tell when Y/N entered the room because the atmosphere seemed to change entirely, she seemed to brighten everyone’s mood despite how early it was. Greeting their other classmates, she began to move towards him, seeing that he was holding a cup of coffee, Y/N raised a brow. “You drink coffee now?” She asked as she placed her things down. 

Shaking his head, Shoto extended the hand with the cup of coffee towards him, “it’s for you.” He explained, small smile on his face.

The rest of their classmates watched the interaction, Kirishima punching Kaminari’s arm as he exclaimed, “so manly!”

Bakugou scoffed from beside the both of them, “if he was really manly then maybe he’d actually ask her out.” Crossing his arms, he averts his eyes from the two, finding the class’s obsession with their relationship a tad ridiculous. Though everyone seemed to be at least slightly invested in the potential outcome at this point. 

“Whatever, Bakugo.” Mina says, “L/N has the prettiest boy in class wrapped around her finger- ugh! I want someone to love me like that.” She places her head in her hand, brows furrowing as she stares at the two. Y/N is smiling widely at Shoto, who returns her smile with one of his own. 

And then Y/N kisses him. As though this is an everyday thing. 

Mina practically jumps out her seat, and though Bakugo would never admit it, his mouth gaped open in shock as she cried out, “did you two just kiss?!”

Shoto’s cheeks are red as they pull away, though his face remains apathetic as he looks to the ground and Y/N replies, “can I not kiss my boyfriend?” She tilts her head in confusion, laughing slightly at the outburst and the clear shock in everyone’s faces. 

“Boyfriend?” Hagaruke cried out. “Why didn’t you tell us?!”

Y/N’s brows furrows as she looks to the rest of the astonished class, “did you guys seriously not know? I thought we were obvious, I literally call him by his first name-”

“We thought that was because you two were madly in love with each other but neither could confess!” Momo exclaimed suddenly, her cheeks flaming red at her outburst as she slaps a hand over her mouth.

Mina simply nods in agreement, “exactly! But now he’s buying you coffee and-”

Shoto shakes his head in confusion, “I often buy her coffee, normally she finishes it before we get to class.” He looks to Y/N, a small frown on her face, “today she woke up too late for me to walk her to school so I couldn’t give it to her then-”

“You’re so manly, Todoroki!” Kirishima exclaims, though Shoto simply looks at him in confusion as he removes his hand from Y/N’s waist. 

Shrugging, he takes a seat at his desk and Y/N speaks once more, “I just don’t understand how you guys didn’t know.” Standing beside him as he organizes his things while seated, Y/N runs a hand through his hair, and Shoto’s cheeks seemed to redden once more.

“You guys aren’t normally so touchy!” Uraraka has joined the conversation, shock clear in her features. 

Shoto nods in agreement,  “your behavior today is abnormal, Y/N.”

Now Y/N can feel her cheeks warm as she removes her hand and takes a seat t her desk, “you guys are weird.”

Izuku simply sighs, deflating almost as he watches the interaction and leans over towards Iida, “now I owe Kacchan money.”