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do you ever get deja vu?

▪️ We have. Can't possibly imagine why.

▫️ We actually have though. It's so weird every time.

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▪️ And we'd love to be able to tell them over a few drinks. Someday, if we can ever get you all out of there. We already promised the others we'd cook for them.

can i throw peanuts at cleric please please please

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▫️ We've only done it a couple times so far, but it is!

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▪️ Can't really say we blame them for that. We'd probably be pretty fixated on it too, if we were in your position. Anyway, yeah, that's RJ. He's another Rex. We just got set up a little bit ago to help him out with that.

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okay last one🥸🥸 lunch is almsot over. pancakes, waffles, or french toast? why?

▫️ French toast, because this! I mean how can you say no to that??

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▫️ Good things, we hope?

▪️ And across different periods of time, too. We seem to be about 10 years behind most people, yet we're still able to communicate with everyone.

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▪️ Yep, I'm Liam. It's nice to meet you too.

▫️ And I'm Garrett! Welcome to the club, hehe.

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▪️ Can't say we understand why anyone would want to throw anything at you. You seem nice enough to us.

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if you dont quite hear what someone says, how many times would you ask the person to repeat themselves until you give up? (given that everytime they repeat themselves you still dont hear it)

▪️ Once, maybe twice. Then we'd ask them to write it down.

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do you believe naptime should be added into schools? how about workplaces? how long should these naps be, if they would even be allowed.

▫️ Nap time at work would be nice... Seriously I don't know why they do away with nap time after kindergarten. We definitely could have done with naps through middle and high school, as early as we were forced to get up. I think half an hour would be sufficient.

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do you like your headphones wireless or wired?

▪️ Wired. No battery to worry about and there are far more devices that have a headphone jack than bluetooth.

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if one of you takes a sip or bite out of a food and then you switch, does it feel unsanitary for the other one of you to sip or bite the same thing? or is it totally chill and not weird.

▫️ Totally chill and not weird at all! We've been doing it our whole life, we don't really understand when others make a big deal of it. We already share all the same germs anyway, heh. There are some things we won't share like that though, simply because one or the other of us doesn't like whatever it is.

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▪️ ...That was disturbing.

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how specific do you need directions to be? do you need every single step outlined, or can you make do with a vague idea. or something inbetween?

▪️ I can make do with a vague idea. I usually have a pretty good sense of direction. The only time I ever got us lost was when we first moved into the city, some idiot had us going a mile out of the way and then doubling back with a ridiculous amount of turns to find a place that turned out to only be a couple blocks away.

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do you ever get this fear that you have a library book checked out that you forgot and its racking up hundreds of dollars worth of fees but you simply arent aware of it

▪️ Not really. If that was an issue, they have our address and our phone number. The clerk would have said something while we were checking out a book earlier anyway.

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have you ever littered? if you have, do you feel bad about it?

▫️ No, we've always been pretty mindful about that. It really isn't that difficult to hang onto something until we find a trash can.

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▪️ And why did you need to stop them from following you? Did this other guy promise you answers? I hope you got them already because somehow I doubt he's going to give them to you after you attacked him.

□ I LIVED Y'ALL