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ask-good-cop-bad-cop · 2 minutes ago
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▪️ Yeah, some jerk who goes by the name "Betelgeuse". He trapped us in the Neitherworld for a bit. We handled it though, and I got to punch him in the face.
▫️ Hehe yep, wings.
🟥: "I was finally able to finish quite a bit of my work. And even some of my colleagues who don't do theirs. How is everyone doing?"
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ask-good-cop-bad-cop · 7 minutes ago
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7!
7. Favourite number and colour?
▪️ Ugh, numbers... I guess 7? And I should think most people would know this by now, but pink.
▫️ 3 and light purple!
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ask-good-cop-bad-cop · 16 minutes ago
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15 Random character questions cause I wanna do one!
pizza party time! What pizza toppings would you want at the party?
Are you good at chess?
Power outage! What is the first thing you do?
Since it's almost Christmas, what presents would you give to your friends?
If you could make one law, what would it be?
You just won 100 dollars! What's the first thing you do?
Favourite number and colour?
Favourite animal and what type/breed?
Favourite holiday?
What is your favourite colour to wear?
who would you take with you to a Ferris wheel?
Favourite candy?
Crunchy or Chewy foods?
What food do you hate so much you would never eat it
Do you like the beach?
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ask-good-cop-bad-cop · 33 minutes ago
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16, 6, 10, 2, 21,
2. Does your character have any noteworthy features? Freckles? Dimples? A scar somewhere unusual? etc.
▪️ We have mentioned having scars before, but I guess I can describe them. We have 4 from bullet wounds- one in our left shoulder, one in our right bicep, and one on both sides of our right calf. It just missed our knee. There's another pretty ugly one from that weird contraption that stretches across our chest and down to our stomach. And then there's the countless little ones on our hands, mostly from fixing bots or the cruiser. Maybe occasionally from a kitchen mishap...
▫️ We do also have freckles! They're not really dense and are kind of scattered all over, but in the warmer months you can see them on our face and arms!
6. If you were to pick one song – and only one song – to describe your character, what would it be and why?
▪️ Uh... I guess Cheerleader Effect. Pretty self-explanatory once you listen to it, I think.
▫️ Mm, I'd say Peace of Mind!
10. If they had a choice, would they prefer a subway or a bus for public transportation?
▪️ We have our own car, and the motorcycle, so transportation isn't really an issue for us. But for the most part... The metro gets around Bricksburg pretty well. Unless it's raining hard, then we'll take the bus.
16 and 21 were already answered here.
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ask-good-cop-bad-cop · 1 hour ago
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ask-good-cop-bad-cop · 1 hour ago
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30. Finally; if your character was forced to eat one thing for the rest of their life, what would they choose and why?
▫️ We actually already answered this one, but I'll take this to mean we get to pick another food! And I pick croissants!
▪️ I think I'll pick sushi. Spicy salmon roll, specifically.
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ask-good-cop-bad-cop · 1 hour ago
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(In reference to these posts.)
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ask-good-cop-bad-cop · 7 hours ago
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▫️ Making "jokes" about their imprisonment there isn't humor, it's just cruelty.
one fun fact about each of you - GO!
※ Seeing as so many are indisposed or busy, how about I answer this one? Especially seeing as they'll never know.
Em - Still eats paint. When he was on the job, he'd just lick it off of his hand if it spilled. He has a tierlist of which paints taste better. I wish I was joking. You can ask him for it if you want to get into that can of worms. Don't start him on his rant about oil paints, though. I did that once. God.
Spark - Likes collecting stuff, which makes sense for how much he hoards. Most of the boxes or random junk you see in these guys' pics is stuff he's decided to bring home.
Threes - I'm surprised nobody's commented on the name, actually. Not a fun fact about him specifically, but Spark was actually "one" and Em was "two" for a while before they got to know each other and figured out different nicknames. For Threes himself, let's go with... His last command before he got here was to kill Lucy. I wonder if that stretches across the multiverse? I guess we'll find out when he gets out of here. Ha.
Roach - It was about 20 years, actually. In Undar. I don't think he kept track, so I'm probably the only one who knows. I can go into more 'fun facts' but there's nothing too different than Em unless we want to get into the gross stuff he did to live that long. I can, if you want. You're definitely not gonna get it out of him.
Rex - Had chickens on the ship just so the raptors could have eggs to eat. I don't have much more for you on him. I'm not omniscient.
Do you also want them for the others? I can, if you want. I just don't want to go overboard.
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ask-good-cop-bad-cop · 7 hours ago
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▪️ Some "joke".
one fun fact about each of you - GO!
※ Seeing as so many are indisposed or busy, how about I answer this one? Especially seeing as they'll never know.
Em - Still eats paint. When he was on the job, he'd just lick it off of his hand if it spilled. He has a tierlist of which paints taste better. I wish I was joking. You can ask him for it if you want to get into that can of worms. Don't start him on his rant about oil paints, though. I did that once. God.
Spark - Likes collecting stuff, which makes sense for how much he hoards. Most of the boxes or random junk you see in these guys' pics is stuff he's decided to bring home.
Threes - I'm surprised nobody's commented on the name, actually. Not a fun fact about him specifically, but Spark was actually "one" and Em was "two" for a while before they got to know each other and figured out different nicknames. For Threes himself, let's go with... His last command before he got here was to kill Lucy. I wonder if that stretches across the multiverse? I guess we'll find out when he gets out of here. Ha.
Roach - It was about 20 years, actually. In Undar. I don't think he kept track, so I'm probably the only one who knows. I can go into more 'fun facts' but there's nothing too different than Em unless we want to get into the gross stuff he did to live that long. I can, if you want. You're definitely not gonna get it out of him.
Rex - Had chickens on the ship just so the raptors could have eggs to eat. I don't have much more for you on him. I'm not omniscient.
Do you also want them for the others? I can, if you want. I just don't want to go overboard.
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ask-good-cop-bad-cop · 7 hours ago
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▪️ When he gets out, hm?
one fun fact about each of you - GO!
※ Seeing as so many are indisposed or busy, how about I answer this one? Especially seeing as they'll never know.
Em - Still eats paint. When he was on the job, he'd just lick it off of his hand if it spilled. He has a tierlist of which paints taste better. I wish I was joking. You can ask him for it if you want to get into that can of worms. Don't start him on his rant about oil paints, though. I did that once. God.
Spark - Likes collecting stuff, which makes sense for how much he hoards. Most of the boxes or random junk you see in these guys' pics is stuff he's decided to bring home.
Threes - I'm surprised nobody's commented on the name, actually. Not a fun fact about him specifically, but Spark was actually "one" and Em was "two" for a while before they got to know each other and figured out different nicknames. For Threes himself, let's go with... His last command before he got here was to kill Lucy. I wonder if that stretches across the multiverse? I guess we'll find out when he gets out of here. Ha.
Roach - It was about 20 years, actually. In Undar. I don't think he kept track, so I'm probably the only one who knows. I can go into more 'fun facts' but there's nothing too different than Em unless we want to get into the gross stuff he did to live that long. I can, if you want. You're definitely not gonna get it out of him.
Rex - Had chickens on the ship just so the raptors could have eggs to eat. I don't have much more for you on him. I'm not omniscient.
Do you also want them for the others? I can, if you want. I just don't want to go overboard.
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ask-good-cop-bad-cop · 24 hours ago
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one fun fact about all of you - GO!
▫️ I can lick my elbow!
▪️ I can tuck my leg behind my head. It's starting to get hard to do though.
Frank: I'm-a-sniper.
AJ: I'm-studying-to-be-an-EMT!
Ace: I like watercolor painting, it's fun.
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ask-good-cop-bad-cop · 1 day ago
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▫️ We got pranked by a poltergeist. Alex threw us such a nice party, too! I'm kind of surprised no one's asked about the wings though.
🟥: "I was finally able to finish quite a bit of my work. And even some of my colleagues who don't do theirs. How is everyone doing?"
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ask-good-cop-bad-cop · 1 day ago
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▫️ We've been doing well! We just had our birthday a few days ago!
▪️ Probably the most exciting birthday we've ever had.
🟥: "I was finally able to finish quite a bit of my work. And even some of my colleagues who don't do theirs. How is everyone doing?"
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ask-good-cop-bad-cop · 1 day ago
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I heard it’s your birthday? Happy birthday! -Balthazar 💙
▫️ It was actually a few days ago, but thank you!
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ask-good-cop-bad-cop · 1 day ago
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▪️ I hope you're not on duty.
▫️ Hi there! It's nice to have another of us around!
Oh! Hello! This is weird. No offence of course! I just mean… how am I here? And you’re here? Must be an alternate universe or something. That makes sense right?
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ask-good-cop-bad-cop · 1 day ago
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▪️ I hope you're not on duty.
▫️ Hi there! It's nice to have another of us around!
Oh! Hello! This is weird. No offence of course! I just mean… how am I here? And you’re here? Must be an alternate universe or something. That makes sense right?
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ask-good-cop-bad-cop · 1 day ago
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▪️ You'll find there's lots of those here. Keeps things interesting.
▫️ Hi there! It's nice to have another of us around!
Oh! Hello! This is weird. No offence of course! I just mean… how am I here? And you’re here? Must be an alternate universe or something. That makes sense right?
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