#yes I am sleep deprived

[miffy-junot]

Saint-Just looks like a de-yassified version of Antinous

[jukinthebox]

wasnt it just so silly when they died together for the world wasnt that just so silly fnfickhfukckfuck

[mademybedillcryinit]

[cardiac-ossification]

grunge girl needs hot sauce like how trans girl needs burger, and yes they're dating

[moiracolleenodell]

So, about Rahab

My dad recently wrote and recorded a parody of Ray Stevens’ “Ahab the Arab” about Rahab, the sex worker in Jericho who helped the Israelite spies get out of the city, and she let the spies out of her home, which was built into the walls of Jericho, on a red rope, which she left in place to let the Israelite soldiers know to spare her and her household, right?

And at the end, he talked about how she ended up being the ancestor of Jesus of Nazareth, and I got to thinking today:

Who has two stories’ worth of bright red rope lying around? Sounds to me like Rahab wasn’t just your everyday sex worker, but an ancient dominatrix with expertise in bondage.

And then, it occurred to me that there’s a tradition in Japanese Christianity that Jesus spent some years living in Japan.

So I’m wondering: was Jesus’ great-great-however-many-great grandmother an early pioneer of Shibari, which she passed down to her descendants, and which Jesus brought to Japan in the first century? Did Jesus connect with sex workers in Israel by teaching them how to tie up their clients as part of his ministry?

[eddiebabygirldiaz]

coma buck coma buck coma buck oh what mighty mighty coma (to the tune of whatta man)

[pluto-sims]

wakes up in a cold sweat: I must make a bella goth mural swatch

[quinleycat]

Has anyone made an omegaverse sims 4 mod, cause like I need to play it right now, if only for shits and giggles

[foolych]

Need a custom shirt with all my ocs on it and booty shorts with “ask me about my ocs” on the ass.

[hoziersong]

rat…ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

[xformalde-hyde]

Marble Hornets AU where everything is the exact same except Alex is wearing this shirt every time he shows up on screen

[guiltbugs-tomtord-artclub]

Doodle dump before bed

A ddbb if you will

[phlesbian]

i think the reason why dan always credits phil in these things (BIG, WIQYT, WAD) is because, even though they are solo projects they are still incomplete/wouldn’t happen without phil being there on the side championing dan and cheering him on. like yes these are dan’s stories to tell, they are his creations but dan wouldn’t be here without phil and phil wouldn’t be the same person now without dan. they really complete each other, they’re their own people of course but they’re also a part of a whole that cannot be separated. their lives are entwined and it’s so true that they are each others biggest and loudest fans. and i think dan crediting phil, phil being so vocal about how proud he is, the devotion they have to each other and their work is such a big statement to their love for each other.

[reveseke]

Masc! Reader with a cat who has really violent zoomies at times (to the point of possibly knocking the furniture down or making heavy furniture sway) & a confused, and very much scared of the said cat, character just chilling as the said cat starts and the reader just goes about life like nothing's happening at all. While the character anxiously stays by their sides, investigates or possibly gets surprise attack spooked by the said cat.

[piowasthere]

so rn it's 3am and i was talking w/ @thetablestspoon as we do

and she decided it'd be a good idea to call out my wife and challenge 'em to a battle on a kaufland parking lot or whatnot.

bitch imma be honest, ur sword ain't doing shit. he has been hit w/ way worse. like sorry- u ain't winning that one. ik u don't watch the show, but you should know enough to not fuck w/ bm of all ppl. that little shit will srsly fuck u up.

there ain't no god and ur anime ain't doing it.

don't u dare disagree w/ my wife again.

[alfazoings]

this came to me at 7 am after 3 and a half hours of sleep please have mercy 💔