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i told a lady i really liked ghosts and she said “are you being serious or are you just saying that in case one is listening”
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yeah i’m sure y’all will you’re millionaires
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I like how people act like you can’t be racist and sleep with a person of color as if misogynists don’t sleep with women all the time
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Tortoise hatchlings eating a hibiscus flower. (Source)
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why is this the truest shit to ever hit the internet
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Person: Hey, are you into podcasts?
Me, reclining on my Casper Mattress, working on my squarespace site, listening to a free audible audiobook, picking at a nature box, wearing a high quality pair of socks and printing postal orders from Stamps Dot Com: ye why do u ask [i begin to shave my legs with a harry’s razor]
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hey people who know astrology shit. ive been having a lot of feeligs lately. any planets i can blame that on.
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me after watching the first episode of stranger things: don’t ever talk to me or my son or my son or my son or my missing son or my mysterious daughter or my sensitive son ever again
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